P.S. i smeared shit on your window, shaved a penis on your cat's head and put a mousetrap in your COD case- which will trap your 2-inch next time you "play" MW3. :)
I have a possible 1,000,000 responses that would make you realize how much of a COD-loving-button-mashing-neanderthal you are.
I'm gonna point out right here that at the start you said you loved the look of the trailer because of dragons yet later complain they're too commonplace.
-You Complain about combat, yet if you even played it you'd notice the PERKS such as:Zoom in with a bow, or motion attacks.
@lordaloa Implying Skyrim is a good game. Its the same rehashed shit that CoD is. The plot is the exact same as all bethesda games. Its combat is still shit. Its quest are nothing but fetch quest. All the enemies in game can be killed by simple companions or other NPCs. The game is all about dragons and they are the weakest enemies in game. I sent that shit back to gamefly for Dark Souls best decision of my life.
so...bows r bad because they dont have scopes? and the trailer arguments r stupid...i made a character who looks just like the guy in the trailer... i made more then 1 character and i made each 1 different and played each 1 different. if they didnt give me a choice i would have been pissed
He is nothing more than an unintelligent, hill-belly, gangsta wanabe, COD idiot, troller, and a nerd that loves chickens. Don't pay atention to him guys... He's just a troll!
@TurkeyNoggin haha, looked through ur channel... So, you hate skyrim and battlefield 3...But you must like mw3 if you made some type of stupid comedy thing.
you must have no understanding of how amazing some games are!mw3 is horrible compared to others. ( Specifically skyrim)
cod fanboys would only hate this game just saying its a rpg game YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE CO OP.its not stupid game with boss battles its not border lands or stupid games like that honesty cod mw3 sucks this game is way better no offence just saying and i think the combat is boss mw3 is nor realistic at all medal of honer is boss
@totalminer121 border lands is a better game than skyrim will ever be!
Fable was an rpg so was borderlands! and they had on-line theres no excuse for skyrim not having anyform of multi player! and omg lol medal of honour that game failed masssively! and you say mw3 sucks when it sold more games than anyother game on the first day! sure kid...sucks
@TurkeyNoggin They bought it for the story, roleplay aspect and the lore, you get to be Dovakin, you kill Dragons for their souls so you can unlock more shouts.
YOU ARE A RETARD, fuck of back to COD and get some taste
@TurkeyNoggin yeah and how did fables multiplayer turn out, thats right, fable ended up becoming a well known insult to the rpg genre. How bout mmo's? all of them requires either getting the best gear or people mock u for not having the best gear.
And borderlands? not a rpg, its a fps with rpg aspects.
Also to make skyrim have multiplayer, u need to have 0 trading, make enemies tougher or more commen, and make it that both players have to play from level 1 (so they level up together) ...so yeah.
@TurkeyNoggin just because mw3 sold more doesnt mean anything, its because of fanboys like you, which is no different than the twilight fans going "breaking dawn was awesome!" and anyone who doesnt care for the books knows that movie was shit, and HOLY FUCK, THE GUY IN THE TRAILER THE GUY IN THE TRAILER I DONT WANNA MAKE MY OWN CHARACTER are you fucking kidding me? the guy in the trailer is the generic blonde headed nord
honestly some things i agree with you but your forgetting the looks, the story, Holly shit don't forget how much game play there is (time), and plus you cant even say "dovahkiin."
This guy sucks at life and should not be allowed to do another review. Really his complaint is that he couldn't play as the guy in the commercial. Maybe if he had some form of intelligence he would create him or just use the most common armor in the game. And to say the magic is wack because it come from ur hands. What do you expect it to come from his ass. Next time you do a review use some comparisons, get some better production software and stick that turkey up your magic source.
I have to ask... who in the fuck would they show in the trailer of a game where you create the main character? How the hell is that misleading?! Also, you do kill dragons!
Ok, I'm not one to bash someone because they dislike something I like, and I've seen quite a bit of hate towards people who criticize this game which is not fair, people have their own opinions and shouldn't be afraid to voice theirs, but this video was fucking retarded. Every one of your points were either completely wrong like about the bows not being able to zoom, and were just fueled by butt hurt CoD fanboyism. Ironic that you said executions were just trying to be cool, and you play CoD.
What the fuck is this shit? Turkeynoggin? More like gobblin turkey cocks. You are so fucking bad i think i just caught cancer. So bad I think everyone within a 1000 mile radius wouldve caught the amount of fucking cancer you have caused by creating these terrible videos. You clearly dont know what video games are, or how to properly review. You are just a bad that has no idea what the fuck they are talking about.Way to hop aboard the shitty generic modern day band wagon. Please just delete.
ok time to wip out my nerdyness .... ok dude number one you don't know what dovakin is do you?? that guy in the trailer is just what you can be and dovakin is dragon tongue for "dragon born" and your guy is dragon born... number two... the people who made this game are bethesda or something ;like that..... and there games are really buggy... so wait for updates and that hammer problem should be gone... just saying. Also dragons aren't that hard to fight
@CoolLikeThatStudios lol whip out my nerdyness XD btw ya bethesda made it. this guys a retard who only plays cod and hasnt played oblivion or morrowind
LOL...People be hatin'! I actually thought this review was kind of funny. I did laugh...except not when he was trying to make me laugh... mostly by the crazy logic he uses... I guess I'm an ass for laughing at his expense
omg 10000000000 thimes dislike is there no end to you'r brain less talking it is an rpg, rpg do not have multiplayer if you wnat multipalyer paly an mmorpg, de dragon fighting is some of the best an rpg has ever seen, the gravity not working is just a bug, you can be the guy in the tailer if you want, to zome in just level up you'r archery that is how an rpg work's. and in the end bethesda has always made the best rpg there are FOR THE LAST 17 YEAR"S!
You have to be the biggest dickhead I've ever seen on YouTube. 1. It's a RPG there's no multiplayer in most RPGs. 2. It's a game and Bethesda can't just make gravity work spot on there things called bugs 3. You actually can be the guy in the trailer you just need to learn how to smith 4. You can zoom in if you level archery up. Fucking idiot.
the reason he doesn't like this game is because hes not smart enough to play it.he has to play games like cod were all you do in the story is kill people with different guns where in skyrim you have to use your brain witch by the looks of this video his not able to do.
Even thru i'm you are trying to troll....Still You are the greatest faggot i've seen in this year.Now you think you make people rage, all you do is staying a pathetic celldweller...
@TurkeyNoggin If you played Skyrim and enjoyed what is the beauty of the game instead of bitching about nit picky stuff that DOESN'T make or brake the game/ or any game remotely close to it...then you would understand.
@TurkeyNoggin That sentence didn't make sense. Why review a game if you don't even know what it's about? Surely, at the very minimum, you could have googled Elder Scrolls. But no, you jumped straight into this review which isn't even a review. A review consists of a list of pros and cons. You ranted about things that made no sense at all. Do you not understand that you have to level in RP's to inflict more damage? Have you ever played a game besides Call Of Duty?
lol, this is quiet possibly the worst thing I've seen on youtube. the review is based on assumptions from a fad gamer. I love this game, but i can point out 10 things about it that suck, and they would be far more reasonable... ill give you one (he may cover it in the second section but I'm not wasting more of my life than i feel i need to) why are we fishing like fucking peasants, give us a fishing rod gdi!!!
Dude if I was only reading your text I would assume you're a very devoted troll, but being able to hear your grating voice and see your body language through your neckbeard, I have determined you are actually just a retarded CoD fanboy who hates anything that isn't CoD because you have the attention span of a 12 year old on crack. I see you are not familiar with non-first person shooters that require thought or any intelligence at all. Also you called Pokemon old crap shit. This is not a review.
also durrrrr u can make ur guy look like the dovahkiin in the trailer if u want, wat else were they supposed to put in the trailers? just dragons no protagonists? the game would be signigficantly worse if u couldnt make ur character who u want
Well, as far as zooming in with the bow...that is a perk you learn later in game. But, the game is a plethural of bugs and is NOT fun so far. .....well the graphics are cool.....umhhh its a pretty game...derrrr... uhhhh 64.00 down the tubes...this new youtube interface sucks ass.... what is the delay with the typing...this sux
@TurkeyNoggin You know nothing, and you can zoom in with a fucking bow you thick cunt, go back to playing cod you little retard. You go on to call us nerds yet you're wearing a fucking turkey on your head sitting in a room ALONE.
Well perhaps if you made video showing your self getting hit with a giant hammer it can prove your hypothesis that you wont go up into the air 100ft. Ignoring gravity and what not id just think it would be amusing to see you hit with a hammer. But seriously this isnt a review. Its just an self-opinionated person trying to make a review. A review has to be reflective of the whole audience not of just yourself, Also there's always two sides to a review so you should mention the good parts.
...wow you really have no taste in games do you, you fucking faggot, you have a bright future at being a reviewer for IGN since your so fucking IGNorant! you wouldn't know a good game if it fucked you in the ass...but you'd enjoy it while it lasted douche. Why you wasting time on here someones gonna beat your score if you stay here too long. This is why you were adopted as a child because no one will ever love you fag so go back to getting 10th prestiege retard with that good day sir.
Dude, if you like CoD, why don't you like Skyrim? They were made for the same audience, that's why they're both miserable failures in comparison to others in the genre.
dude. i can name a few games in the last 5 years without multiplayer. skyrim, zelda, dragon age, mass effect 2 (1?), oblivion (possible older than 5 yrs) fallout 3 and new vegas. all of which are and were huge contenders in game of the year competitions. so your review can suck it before you get to your second point. and mw3 multiplayer sucks compared to even world at war multiplayer. laggy as shit and no fogiveness to people who bought the game late.
And as well as that this is not really a review , reviews have good points and bad. You seemed like you forced this out "Didnt wana buy the game but got it as a gift so why not"?
Come on mann , not your type of game obviously. Normally reviews give good points and recommend it to ppl that like dragons n mythological shit. Which is awesome in my perspective. You obviously dont like a decent game with an immense amount of hrs of gameplay so stay away from the world of RPG
LOL first off your lil name or title Chickennoggin wtf seriously xD lil chicken hat n shitty voice. Laughed so hard xD 2nd of all if you dont like rpgs why put a review out there then? dont like it then dont do it, your off to a bad start with naming perhaps the best game this year suckage.
The whole point of an rpg is so it lasts longer than the 6hrs it takes to finish cod. Skyrim has over 300hrs gameplay and you played it for 10hrs so you cant judge this upon that so drop it ^^
@poiison994 Only has that much gameplay cus nerds have nothin better to do!!! WhILE IM PLAYING COD FINISHING AND OUT CHILLAXIN YOU JUST STAY IN PLAY SKRIM YOU FAGGS!!!
@TurkeyNoggin You do know that this does not cause your channel to grow but to get famous because of the dislikes you get...So your telling is all you want to get famous the same way as Rebecca Black did? not trying to hate but you need to make reasons and facts instead of opinions, and if you play CoD why is your aiming so bad? Its in first person so....
@ValeiusStormcloak and go ahead and comment back or try and troll me w/e i could care less for your opinons, just saying your faults and cons, but your prbly a cool guy, just cannot make good verbal arguments
And you claim killing them is pointless. Which is also false, as killing dragons unlocks new abilities, and provides treasure and other drops. You also harped on how you fly into the sky when giants kill you. This is in fact, a glitch, and a funny one. Bethesda said that they would leave in non-threatening and funny glitches, which is why it is in there.
You have done nothing but insult countless people including yourself.
TL:DR You are full of shit, and I just expanded on many reasons why.
And if you miss with a bow/arrow then either your opponent moved, is too far away, or your aim sucks. The arrows follow a arc, they are not bullets just so that you know. They can do extreme damage if trained.
4) You said dragons are disappointing. You also claimed again the trailer is false because it makes it seem you only fight dragons. That is silly because many different types of enemies are shown in the original trailer. You don't like how dragons fight, because... they fly? The fuck?
@TurkeyNoggin Yes, because that is totally not a childish thing to do. Rather than accept that you are wrong, you are doing the equivalent of covering your ears and saying, "I can't hear you!"
I am glad that you are wasting your time deleting my comments because it proves you are nothing except a child. By the way, I don't know what gat is, but according to an online dictionary, you are using that word incorrectly.
Still on 3) You disliked the 2-hand animation of high level spells. That is a balance effect. Using high level magic takes time because doing it fast breaks the game! This is similar to casting times used in MMOs. A powerful effect needs build-up or it will be abused and break the game. And you said bows and arrows do little damage, can't zoom in, and the aim is bad. This is all false. Damage might seem negligent if 1) Your archery skill is low, and 2) If used on a high health enemy. Continued..
3) Poor combat: Or more specifically; shield does nothing. That is false, as blocking prevents a large amount of damage from each attack you block. You take damage anyway because you are still taking the force from the attack, not "wolves eating metal" don't you know how force works? You accused the game of repetitive melee attacks, which only happens if you attack pause, attack, pause, and so on because consecutive swings produces different motions. Continued in next post.
Well since you got my attention, you're either a good troll or a sad man. Either way, I shall now dissect your argument against this game.
1) You disliked how there is no multi-player.
-Despite your opinion, multi-player capability is not a requirement for a good game. Lets count recent titles that were great and were solo only. Mass Effect 2; Batman: Arkham City; God of War 3; and so on.
2) Misleading trailer: YOU CAN FUCKING PLAY AS THE CHARACTER IN THE TRAILER! Just make your character him.
In all seriousness, do you ACTUALLY think you're funny? I mean, even for a troll, this wasn't funny. You can tell how bad you are at trying to be funny by the fact you had to wear stupid shit in the video. I mean, not only are you not funny, I think you might be clinically retarded. If that IS your actual accent, you clearly have been abused as a child. If that is a JOKE accent, you need to find some better fucking material because you are not funny at all, it makes me want to vomit.
That's 9 minutes and 2 seconds of my life wasted listening to a hipster cunt with a retarded accent. You are a glorious winged faggot and should kill yourself. HURR I DON GET 2 B DOVAHKIIN DURR. He clearly hasn't played an RPG before.
Your reasons for why it sucks are rather hypocritical. You say "people who are easily amused" when you talk about it not having multiplayer unlike the game of the year which is continuously shooting a gun for point. And about the gravity, do you fly in call of duty if a grenade is under your feet?
You can zoom with the bow you have to get the perk.
You can be the guy on the advert you just make your character like him. You just have to do it, unlike most games where everything is put there for u
troll
skippy363 1 day ago
fuckhead you should learn how to speak but I get it every society needs an asswhole
omegaradius 3 days ago
I like your face
Hailmehard2 4 days ago
Obvious troll is obvious.
Wyzilla 6 days ago
Skrim is shit
Turkeynoggin is dashit!
Good video, I love it.
HarvestrX 1 week ago
Well actually the giants that make you fly up into the air was a glitch and they fixed it dumbass
XgXNoScopeZzXgX 1 week ago
I'm still trying to work out whether this is somebody taking the piss "for teh lulz" or they actually think this :|
Either way, not funny, nobody says this kind of shit about Skyrim.
venum4k 1 week ago
1. Its a RPG you retard, COD is a shit series anyway, do you have any idea the limitations there would be if you added multiplayer.
2. If you played the Elder Scrolls you'l know their not one track.
3. People play Skyrim for the storys, the RPG aspect,and the lore.
Optimist117 1 week ago
P.S. i smeared shit on your window, shaved a penis on your cat's head and put a mousetrap in your COD case- which will trap your 2-inch next time you "play" MW3. :)
Good day sir, you amuse me.
AnEdibleCokeCan 1 week ago in playlist More videos from TurkeyNoggin
I have a possible 1,000,000 responses that would make you realize how much of a COD-loving-button-mashing-neanderthal you are.
I'm gonna point out right here that at the start you said you loved the look of the trailer because of dragons yet later complain they're too commonplace.
-You Complain about combat, yet if you even played it you'd notice the PERKS such as:Zoom in with a bow, or motion attacks.
-RPG usually=Character creation.
-The story's better than that anal product; COD
AnEdibleCokeCan 1 week ago in playlist More videos from TurkeyNoggin
why cant we just love all good games, skyrim, dark souls, mw3, etc? sigh......everybodys a critic.
radiantnakashima 2 weeks ago
i was clicking on this when it was loading i was waiting for all the dislikes it would have
oathization 2 weeks ago
Lawlz at everyone. He's a troll, all you guys are doing is giving him a good ole meal.
FRr3AkOnALEaSh 2 weeks ago
the only bad thing about this game are the bugs !!
wwhosdat 1 month ago
COD FANBOY!!!!!!
UnknownZealot77 1 month ago 3
Take a dick to the ass.
EverHeardOfShit 1 month ago
Ugly fuck go play some MW3 and leave good games for the decent people
lordaloa 1 month ago
@lordaloa Implying Skyrim is a good game. Its the same rehashed shit that CoD is. The plot is the exact same as all bethesda games. Its combat is still shit. Its quest are nothing but fetch quest. All the enemies in game can be killed by simple companions or other NPCs. The game is all about dragons and they are the weakest enemies in game. I sent that shit back to gamefly for Dark Souls best decision of my life.
TheVikingStoner 1 month ago
bahahahaha! this is probably one of the worst reviews i've ever seen.
oppes01 1 month ago
wtf is wrong with u? do u spend ur life playin black cocks
peterfoxproductions 1 month ago
You're turkey shit!
ackers5861 1 month ago
so...bows r bad because they dont have scopes? and the trailer arguments r stupid...i made a character who looks just like the guy in the trailer... i made more then 1 character and i made each 1 different and played each 1 different. if they didnt give me a choice i would have been pissed
skulz66666 1 month ago
actually skyrim is COD version of rpg.overhyped like hell but having low quality.the most thing I hate about this game is lame ass combat mechanics.
TheKestevon 1 month ago
He is nothing more than an unintelligent, hill-belly, gangsta wanabe, COD idiot, troller, and a nerd that loves chickens. Don't pay atention to him guys... He's just a troll!
xxFalconArasxx 1 month ago
@TurkeyNoggin haha, looked through ur channel... So, you hate skyrim and battlefield 3...But you must like mw3 if you made some type of stupid comedy thing.
you must have no understanding of how amazing some games are!mw3 is horrible compared to others. ( Specifically skyrim)
Logaky7 1 month ago
cod fanboys would only hate this game just saying its a rpg game YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE CO OP.its not stupid game with boss battles its not border lands or stupid games like that honesty cod mw3 sucks this game is way better no offence just saying and i think the combat is boss mw3 is nor realistic at all medal of honer is boss
totalminer121 2 months ago
@totalminer121 border lands is a better game than skyrim will ever be!
Fable was an rpg so was borderlands! and they had on-line theres no excuse for skyrim not having anyform of multi player! and omg lol medal of honour that game failed masssively! and you say mw3 sucks when it sold more games than anyother game on the first day! sure kid...sucks
TurkeyNoggin 1 month ago
@TurkeyNoggin skyrim has more sales than mw3.
dar3keternal 1 month ago
@dar3keternal The only reason it got close too beating its sales was because they had to half the game price.
TurkeyNoggin 1 month ago
@TurkeyNoggin They bought it for the story, roleplay aspect and the lore, you get to be Dovakin, you kill Dragons for their souls so you can unlock more shouts.
YOU ARE A RETARD, fuck of back to COD and get some taste
Optimist117 1 week ago
@TurkeyNoggin yeah and how did fables multiplayer turn out, thats right, fable ended up becoming a well known insult to the rpg genre. How bout mmo's? all of them requires either getting the best gear or people mock u for not having the best gear.
And borderlands? not a rpg, its a fps with rpg aspects.
Also to make skyrim have multiplayer, u need to have 0 trading, make enemies tougher or more commen, and make it that both players have to play from level 1 (so they level up together) ...so yeah.
fearedjames 1 month ago
@TurkeyNoggin Fable 3 sucked
BEOWULF9965 1 month ago
@TurkeyNoggin just because mw3 sold more doesnt mean anything, its because of fanboys like you, which is no different than the twilight fans going "breaking dawn was awesome!" and anyone who doesnt care for the books knows that movie was shit, and HOLY FUCK, THE GUY IN THE TRAILER THE GUY IN THE TRAILER I DONT WANNA MAKE MY OWN CHARACTER are you fucking kidding me? the guy in the trailer is the generic blonde headed nord
Unlogicallistic 3 weeks ago
honestly some things i agree with you but your forgetting the looks, the story, Holly shit don't forget how much game play there is (time), and plus you cant even say "dovahkiin."
P.s. fus ro dah Motherfucker!
MrDevastatingD 2 months ago
I hate moldy player
abthetrap 2 months ago
so... you think they should show hundreds of millions of different character designs in the trailer?
dar3keternal 2 months ago
Call of Duty fanboy? No multiplayer? Theres a multiplayer mod and you just played 10 hours, its nothing
ItsTheNabica 2 months ago
i disagree with your views. but dude, where are you from. i... i wanna talk like you
ItsaTrapOMG 2 months ago
this guy probably likes games like pikmin and pokemon stadium. bro stay away from RPG's, you obviously have no clue what your talking about.
NoizyWun 2 months ago
"Old crap shit" Oh! Call of Duty is shit since it's still the same gameplay from day 1. /logic = broke
@ahverypro You can die from burns since infections may occur or you die from the pain (Shock).
SSSMrLoli 2 months ago
ur first vid on utube was bout a game tht bout 85% of the gamin world loves
and how much u hate it?
not a smart move
YoshiLover17 2 months ago
This guy sucks at life and should not be allowed to do another review. Really his complaint is that he couldn't play as the guy in the commercial. Maybe if he had some form of intelligence he would create him or just use the most common armor in the game. And to say the magic is wack because it come from ur hands. What do you expect it to come from his ass. Next time you do a review use some comparisons, get some better production software and stick that turkey up your magic source.
antonio02145 2 months ago
SKYRIM IS SOOOO AWESOME I GOT LIKE 3 DRAGON DILDOS I LIKE TO USE ON MYSELF WHILE PLAYING THE GAME MAKES THE EXPERIENCE MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE
NaziFaggot2 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Seriously, I think that turkey in your head is effecting your mental health.
Lasernitro 2 months ago
I have to ask... who in the fuck would they show in the trailer of a game where you create the main character? How the hell is that misleading?! Also, you do kill dragons!
You've completely missed the point of this game.
RJLupin6 2 months ago
Ok, I'm not one to bash someone because they dislike something I like, and I've seen quite a bit of hate towards people who criticize this game which is not fair, people have their own opinions and shouldn't be afraid to voice theirs, but this video was fucking retarded. Every one of your points were either completely wrong like about the bows not being able to zoom, and were just fueled by butt hurt CoD fanboyism. Ironic that you said executions were just trying to be cool, and you play CoD.
JuantheBrazilian 2 months ago
Also he played for 10 which means he loved it lol. I cant play a game that i dont like for 10 hours.
Sandyvdog 2 months ago
Hahaha Making your character is stupid? Not having character creation is lazy game-making.
Also the default character IS the man in the trailer. Tard.
Sandyvdog 2 months ago
What the fuck is this shit? Turkeynoggin? More like gobblin turkey cocks. You are so fucking bad i think i just caught cancer. So bad I think everyone within a 1000 mile radius wouldve caught the amount of fucking cancer you have caused by creating these terrible videos. You clearly dont know what video games are, or how to properly review. You are just a bad that has no idea what the fuck they are talking about.Way to hop aboard the shitty generic modern day band wagon. Please just delete.
Jasew337 2 months ago
Lol i havent even started this video and i know hes some virgin cod fag.
Sandyvdog 2 months ago
This was a waste of bandwidth.
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TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin subscribe add friend thumbs up YOU ARE A FUCKING ARTARD MOTHERFUCKING CUNTWHISTLE SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!
xXCODELITEFANBOYXx 1 month ago
@TurkeyNoggin lol wat
fearedjames 1 month ago
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DesireIsDeath20XX 1 month ago
Not sure if shitty troll or just retarded.
ABagofKittens 2 months ago
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ABagofKittens 2 months ago
you really aren't funny in the least
shplup 2 months ago
is he just the best troll ever or really dumb?
achillmanable 2 months ago
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achillmanable 2 months ago
Five words for you. You are a fucking idiot.
drit97 2 months ago
/facepalm
Olliekins 2 months ago
this is pissy me off, what a, ..... wait, hes completely right, cant beleive i didnt see this before.
doGdoGman47 2 months ago
Reviewer fail. Troll win.
dimdit00 2 months ago
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE!
SashaSummers1 2 months ago
IM LOLIN CUS HIS POINTS ARE LEGIT LOL
Zaillothen 2 months ago
obvious cannibal troll.
liamb135 2 months ago
Are you trying to be funny with this turkey noggin shit because your not you just make me want to punch you!!!
MyNameIsNeil123 2 months ago
trollzz be trollin'
NiBelangrijk 2 months ago
Dude... nice double chin! :D
Ordonity 2 months ago
1. ur an idiot
2. plz look at ur skin color...its white plz act that way ur not black at all
3. ur opinion automatically means nothing since u wear a turkey on ur head
metallica4432 2 months ago
dude..fuck you
51LILT 2 months ago
Dude...You played a game with over three hundred of content for ten hours and made a review?
-_- Idiot.
fishystix96 2 months ago
ok time to wip out my nerdyness .... ok dude number one you don't know what dovakin is do you?? that guy in the trailer is just what you can be and dovakin is dragon tongue for "dragon born" and your guy is dragon born... number two... the people who made this game are bethesda or something ;like that..... and there games are really buggy... so wait for updates and that hammer problem should be gone... just saying. Also dragons aren't that hard to fight
CoolLikeThatStudios 2 months ago
@CoolLikeThatStudios lol whip out my nerdyness XD btw ya bethesda made it. this guys a retard who only plays cod and hasnt played oblivion or morrowind
metallica4432 2 months ago
@metallica4432 ikr
CoolLikeThatStudios 2 months ago
LOL...People be hatin'! I actually thought this review was kind of funny. I did laugh...except not when he was trying to make me laugh... mostly by the crazy logic he uses... I guess I'm an ass for laughing at his expense
mathewdweaver 2 months ago
guys no matter what this guy says skyrim will still be game of the year.
MrCoreyGames 2 months ago
omg 10000000000 thimes dislike is there no end to you'r brain less talking it is an rpg, rpg do not have multiplayer if you wnat multipalyer paly an mmorpg, de dragon fighting is some of the best an rpg has ever seen, the gravity not working is just a bug, you can be the guy in the tailer if you want, to zome in just level up you'r archery that is how an rpg work's. and in the end bethesda has always made the best rpg there are FOR THE LAST 17 YEAR"S!
animelord666 2 months ago
is that an accent or is he just a douchebag?
DrAnarchy 2 months ago
You have to be the biggest dickhead I've ever seen on YouTube. 1. It's a RPG there's no multiplayer in most RPGs. 2. It's a game and Bethesda can't just make gravity work spot on there things called bugs 3. You actually can be the guy in the trailer you just need to learn how to smith 4. You can zoom in if you level archery up. Fucking idiot.
xMurDerToYzx 2 months ago
This is kinda why i think there is starting to be a difference between gamers and cod players
bonecrushy 2 months ago
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the reason he doesn't like this game is because hes not smart enough to play it.he has to play games like cod were all you do in the story is kill people with different guns where in skyrim you have to use your brain witch by the looks of this video his not able to do.
adam7101 2 months ago
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adam7101 2 months ago
Lmao 10/10
I approve of the dislikes.
DisorderOfMischief 2 months ago
Turkey fucker, did your whore mother huff mercury during your gestation?
TheCubicleNinja 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TurkeyNoggin
Even thru i'm you are trying to troll....Still You are the greatest faggot i've seen in this year.Now you think you make people rage, all you do is staying a pathetic celldweller...
InigoMontoya1337 2 months ago
@InigoMontoya1337 ahha lern to spell you fukcing fag!!!
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
Yeah... You're fucking retard
ebonyaxe 2 months ago
He be trollin' yall
coldfire2143 2 months ago
lol you can zoom in with the bow, lev 30 archery eagle eye perk gives you that lol
20038595 2 months ago
You should change your name to Virginnoggin.
wirthlessshark 2 months ago 23
@wirthlessshark yo bro... IM pretty sure i get more pussay that your foolish ass!
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
This guy used to make Youtube videos...then he took an arrow to the knee.
VetteOP 2 months ago 24
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@VetteOP that dont even make sence idiot!
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin you cant spell you idiot virgin
thebeast1495 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin lol you don't get it don't you?
CoolLikeThatStudios 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin If you played Skyrim and enjoyed what is the beauty of the game instead of bitching about nit picky stuff that DOESN'T make or brake the game/ or any game remotely close to it...then you would understand.
VetteOP 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin That sentence didn't make sense. Why review a game if you don't even know what it's about? Surely, at the very minimum, you could have googled Elder Scrolls. But no, you jumped straight into this review which isn't even a review. A review consists of a list of pros and cons. You ranted about things that made no sense at all. Do you not understand that you have to level in RP's to inflict more damage? Have you ever played a game besides Call Of Duty?
BhopBlasphemy 2 months ago
Trollbaits... Just as dumb as trolls
enginowich 2 months ago
Go burn yourself alive
FatalError248 2 months ago 10
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@FatalError248 yo could burn me alive but dat would leave some seriously burns on yo ma's pussy
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
@FatalError248 IF I BURN MYSELF, I WONT BE ALIVE YOU STUPID FAGRIM SHIT TIOITS!
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin umadbro?
90dogs5 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin
you don't die from a burn, dumbass.
ahverypro 2 months ago
I call trolling...
PAINmedia 2 months ago
opIIIInion what the fuck you fag but whatever when youre so shy to wear a mask in case of gettin caught in real life if you have one
TheDevastateMusic 2 months ago
This cant be legit
Necrotwilly 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK
rawen05 2 months ago
lol, this is quiet possibly the worst thing I've seen on youtube. the review is based on assumptions from a fad gamer. I love this game, but i can point out 10 things about it that suck, and they would be far more reasonable... ill give you one (he may cover it in the second section but I'm not wasting more of my life than i feel i need to) why are we fishing like fucking peasants, give us a fishing rod gdi!!!
edgarp 2 months ago
Dude if I was only reading your text I would assume you're a very devoted troll, but being able to hear your grating voice and see your body language through your neckbeard, I have determined you are actually just a retarded CoD fanboy who hates anything that isn't CoD because you have the attention span of a 12 year old on crack. I see you are not familiar with non-first person shooters that require thought or any intelligence at all. Also you called Pokemon old crap shit. This is not a review.
NinjaRaider2 2 months ago 2
You Sir, are a faggot
Watanagashj 2 months ago 2
-10000000000/10
sevevouga 2 months ago
You're voice made me want to hit several third world children.
ciknay547 2 months ago
how many people have subscribed or added as a friend?
jimmyEADG 2 months ago
Turkey's don't bock like a chicken.... They gobble. You need to change your intro
TheCManHugh 2 months ago
AND FFFFFFFFS U ARE DOVAHKIIN AND U DO FIGHT DRAGONS god dammit, i tried to fight a troll..... Ima go kill some frost trolls
MarcadamiaNut 2 months ago
also durrrrr u can make ur guy look like the dovahkiin in the trailer if u want, wat else were they supposed to put in the trailers? just dragons no protagonists? the game would be signigficantly worse if u couldnt make ur character who u want
MarcadamiaNut 2 months ago
Well, as far as zooming in with the bow...that is a perk you learn later in game. But, the game is a plethural of bugs and is NOT fun so far. .....well the graphics are cool.....umhhh its a pretty game...derrrr... uhhhh 64.00 down the tubes...this new youtube interface sucks ass.... what is the delay with the typing...this sux
CommercialAtrophy 2 months ago
Skyrim is just boring as hell. Yes it's long, yes it has a lot of content, but that is all useless if the game is so freaking boring.
TheAsmir12345 2 months ago
@TheAsmir12345 You said it bro THese fags just getin mad cus they mothers hates them hahaha!!!
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin You know nothing, and you can zoom in with a fucking bow you thick cunt, go back to playing cod you little retard. You go on to call us nerds yet you're wearing a fucking turkey on your head sitting in a room ALONE.
shane1637 2 months ago
Well perhaps if you made video showing your self getting hit with a giant hammer it can prove your hypothesis that you wont go up into the air 100ft. Ignoring gravity and what not id just think it would be amusing to see you hit with a hammer. But seriously this isnt a review. Its just an self-opinionated person trying to make a review. A review has to be reflective of the whole audience not of just yourself, Also there's always two sides to a review so you should mention the good parts.
FinneysGuidesTeam 2 months ago
@FinneysGuidesTeam the gud parts in part 2!!! fag
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
...wow you really have no taste in games do you, you fucking faggot, you have a bright future at being a reviewer for IGN since your so fucking IGNorant! you wouldn't know a good game if it fucked you in the ass...but you'd enjoy it while it lasted douche. Why you wasting time on here someones gonna beat your score if you stay here too long. This is why you were adopted as a child because no one will ever love you fag so go back to getting 10th prestiege retard with that good day sir.
Nightmare20365 2 months ago
Turkey? IT'S DECEMBER!!!!! Thanksgiving is behind us!
Emman27running 2 months ago
Trolling?
SockHead345 2 months ago
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You are so FUCKING stupid!
TheRangelKid 2 months ago
Also, trying to piss off your commenters isn't going to make you any more popular. Just sayin
italian431 2 months ago
You're getting a TON of dislikes... Maybe you shouldn't be reviewing video games.
italian431 2 months ago
Dude, if you like CoD, why don't you like Skyrim? They were made for the same audience, that's why they're both miserable failures in comparison to others in the genre.
evilagram 2 months ago
Future ign reviewer here
Oliver3168Large 2 months ago
This is funny shit
ArmlecTheGod 2 months ago
dude. i can name a few games in the last 5 years without multiplayer. skyrim, zelda, dragon age, mass effect 2 (1?), oblivion (possible older than 5 yrs) fallout 3 and new vegas. all of which are and were huge contenders in game of the year competitions. so your review can suck it before you get to your second point. and mw3 multiplayer sucks compared to even world at war multiplayer. laggy as shit and no fogiveness to people who bought the game late.
Cujoman123 2 months ago
wtf kind of accent is that
mellitrom629 2 months ago
@KingJulian328 Its up bro nice too not every nerd is pissing mad over this faggotry
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
Can't tell if troll or just stupid.
SystemEagle 2 months ago
Nvm, just now saw that you released part two. I am looking forward to the inevitable butthurt.
KingJulian328 2 months ago
And as well as that this is not really a review , reviews have good points and bad. You seemed like you forced this out "Didnt wana buy the game but got it as a gift so why not"?
Come on mann , not your type of game obviously. Normally reviews give good points and recommend it to ppl that like dragons n mythological shit. Which is awesome in my perspective. You obviously dont like a decent game with an immense amount of hrs of gameplay so stay away from the world of RPG
poiison994 2 months ago
LOL first off your lil name or title Chickennoggin wtf seriously xD lil chicken hat n shitty voice. Laughed so hard xD 2nd of all if you dont like rpgs why put a review out there then? dont like it then dont do it, your off to a bad start with naming perhaps the best game this year suckage.
The whole point of an rpg is so it lasts longer than the 6hrs it takes to finish cod. Skyrim has over 300hrs gameplay and you played it for 10hrs so you cant judge this upon that so drop it ^^
poiison994 2 months ago 3
@poiison994 Only has that much gameplay cus nerds have nothin better to do!!! WhILE IM PLAYING COD FINISHING AND OUT CHILLAXIN YOU JUST STAY IN PLAY SKRIM YOU FAGGS!!!
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin
Haha yeh yeh... Least im not the sad turkey freak sitting in a dark corner playing cod day in and day out only comming out to savage food.
Point of skyrim you can leave it and come back. Ppl who play cod dont tend to play in moderation. and to that i say You sir ARE the Fag! ^^
poiison994 2 months ago 15
@poiison994 TO BAD YOU LICKIN TOO MUCH OF DICK TO ACTUALLY PLAY GAMES!
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin sex life > being a gamer
jam406 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin You do know that this does not cause your channel to grow but to get famous because of the dislikes you get...So your telling is all you want to get famous the same way as Rebecca Black did? not trying to hate but you need to make reasons and facts instead of opinions, and if you play CoD why is your aiming so bad? Its in first person so....
ValeiusStormcloak 2 months ago
@ValeiusStormcloak and go ahead and comment back or try and troll me w/e i could care less for your opinons, just saying your faults and cons, but your prbly a cool guy, just cannot make good verbal arguments
ValeiusStormcloak 2 months ago
@ValeiusStormcloak lolLOLOLOL YOU REPLYED TYO YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCK HAHAHAHAAAA
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
And you claim killing them is pointless. Which is also false, as killing dragons unlocks new abilities, and provides treasure and other drops. You also harped on how you fly into the sky when giants kill you. This is in fact, a glitch, and a funny one. Bethesda said that they would leave in non-threatening and funny glitches, which is why it is in there.
You have done nothing but insult countless people including yourself.
TL:DR You are full of shit, and I just expanded on many reasons why.
lordyoshi01 2 months ago
And if you miss with a bow/arrow then either your opponent moved, is too far away, or your aim sucks. The arrows follow a arc, they are not bullets just so that you know. They can do extreme damage if trained.
4) You said dragons are disappointing. You also claimed again the trailer is false because it makes it seem you only fight dragons. That is silly because many different types of enemies are shown in the original trailer. You don't like how dragons fight, because... they fly? The fuck?
lordyoshi01 2 months ago
@lordyoshi01 STOP POSTONG YOUR GAT COMMENTS ON MY REVIEW IM NOT GOING TO REAAD THEM AND IM JUST DELETING THEM INSTEAD!!!
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
@TurkeyNoggin Yes, because that is totally not a childish thing to do. Rather than accept that you are wrong, you are doing the equivalent of covering your ears and saying, "I can't hear you!"
I am glad that you are wasting your time deleting my comments because it proves you are nothing except a child. By the way, I don't know what gat is, but according to an online dictionary, you are using that word incorrectly.
lordyoshi01 2 months ago
@lordyoshi01 shush nerd get of my vid and get laid!
TurkeyNoggin 2 months ago
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DemijneAmbacht 2 months ago
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@TurkeyNoggin Watch out we got a bad-ass here!
DemijneAmbacht 2 months ago
Still on 3) You disliked the 2-hand animation of high level spells. That is a balance effect. Using high level magic takes time because doing it fast breaks the game! This is similar to casting times used in MMOs. A powerful effect needs build-up or it will be abused and break the game. And you said bows and arrows do little damage, can't zoom in, and the aim is bad. This is all false. Damage might seem negligent if 1) Your archery skill is low, and 2) If used on a high health enemy. Continued..
lordyoshi01 2 months ago
can't tell if serious or not......
Darkone348 2 months ago
3) Poor combat: Or more specifically; shield does nothing. That is false, as blocking prevents a large amount of damage from each attack you block. You take damage anyway because you are still taking the force from the attack, not "wolves eating metal" don't you know how force works? You accused the game of repetitive melee attacks, which only happens if you attack pause, attack, pause, and so on because consecutive swings produces different motions. Continued in next post.
lordyoshi01 2 months ago
Well since you got my attention, you're either a good troll or a sad man. Either way, I shall now dissect your argument against this game.
1) You disliked how there is no multi-player.
-Despite your opinion, multi-player capability is not a requirement for a good game. Lets count recent titles that were great and were solo only. Mass Effect 2; Batman: Arkham City; God of War 3; and so on.
2) Misleading trailer: YOU CAN FUCKING PLAY AS THE CHARACTER IN THE TRAILER! Just make your character him.
lordyoshi01 2 months ago
In all seriousness, do you ACTUALLY think you're funny? I mean, even for a troll, this wasn't funny. You can tell how bad you are at trying to be funny by the fact you had to wear stupid shit in the video. I mean, not only are you not funny, I think you might be clinically retarded. If that IS your actual accent, you clearly have been abused as a child. If that is a JOKE accent, you need to find some better fucking material because you are not funny at all, it makes me want to vomit.
willrenshaw 2 months ago
That's 9 minutes and 2 seconds of my life wasted listening to a hipster cunt with a retarded accent. You are a glorious winged faggot and should kill yourself. HURR I DON GET 2 B DOVAHKIIN DURR. He clearly hasn't played an RPG before.
GameFaceCrew 2 months ago
This shit is hilarious. I am going to subscribe.
lavamatstudios 2 months ago
Shit ass redneck.
MateRiaLLo 2 months ago
Lol what a faggot.
Theres no way to rage to this its just too damn funny
HardcoreHarmony 2 months ago
mfw you make valid points
projectelff 2 months ago
I raged!! >:C
I los... :(
kool3nbo3r 2 months ago
Your reasons for why it sucks are rather hypocritical. You say "people who are easily amused" when you talk about it not having multiplayer unlike the game of the year which is continuously shooting a gun for point. And about the gravity, do you fly in call of duty if a grenade is under your feet?
You can zoom with the bow you have to get the perk.
You can be the guy on the advert you just make your character like him. You just have to do it, unlike most games where everything is put there for u
MrVoidtouch 2 months ago
mate, youre a cunt
Romosaurus 2 months ago 23
Wait... Is he trying to be funny, or just trollin?
MrHate1337 2 months ago
lul
Ciczas 2 months ago
Skyrim does suck but not for the reasons you mentioned
CCTV9 2 months ago
Badass intro, m8!
qwasd0r 2 months ago