The Worst Starcraft General

[Jackmister72]

Lol. Brb hot pockets are done....

[mayhem5150able]

Hahahaha I love Starcraft

[4everKPOPlove]

Only people who have played this magnificent game would get the joke. 422 people couldn't.

Noobs...

[MrRampell]

0:49 HAHAHA

[NachyoLulz5596]

I think that's the soldier's fault for not taking appropriate measures to uphold there duty, or some shit lik dat

[TheCozmicist]

They got something wrong. If zerglover99 sent a zerg rush, how could he than send out a ghost to nuke the other base? Ghosts are a terran team exlusive, and zergs are not. Any starcraft geek like myself would know that.

[101boredtodeath]

@TheCozmicist if you are protoss you can use two dark templar to make a dark archron then use mind control on a zerg and terran builder. then you can use all three armies.

[TheCozmicist]

@101boredtodeath HOWEVER, zerglover was playing on the zerg team, and zerg can only infest command centers to produce infested marines. So there is no way zerglover could have had a zerg rush and a ghost nuke in the same match.

[101boredtodeath]

@TheCozmicist lol my bad.

[EliteRocketBear]

@TheCozmicist Infestors mind control a SCV in order to build a command center and from that point build a barracks, followed by a factory and Ghost Academy for nukes.

[Spudtron98]

@TheCozmicist

Maybe it was a three way match...

[AzamatoTheGreat]

KEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK­EKKE

[DarthVaderDoes]

Not really a zerg rush if you have 96 supply

[MrAwesome2275]

general poonslayer69

[supersored]

Ponies brought me here

[Jcrexxor]

1:12 Wait! What happened to his "Visual Intimidation" Troops at 0:49 ?!

[alsowikk]

How did a zerg player get a ghost? And why is it a "rush" if you failed to hit them before they started building tanks? :(

[minecraftdude564]

lol



[bobdivet]

i want to go to sleep!!

[ThEZuKane]

so that will happen if rts games were real xD

[sothatswhathapppened]

I'll never get that...why does zerg have a ghost?

[ursawarrior619]

@sothatswhathapppened probably because you can have one or more enemies at a time

[sothatswhathapppened]

@ursawarrior619

well not to get too technical, but they did address the the other side as the "enemy" and not "enemies" and "pwn his noob fag ass" and not their. I'm just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[GenericBlogger]

Better Name: Average starcraft general

[jakelr]

Anyone else wonder why a ghost sent a nuke when the enemy was a zerg?

[PCgeekist]

@jakelr 3 player FFA? 2v2? Fucking retard.

[DeadNinja1]

@PCgeekist Actually, there is only one opponent in the video ("ZergLoverXX") that the soldiers talk about. The soldiers also always use singular pronouns (such as "he") every time they reference the enemy.

[cuihz2009]

they only have four fingers...

[Monshteiner]

wait...how come ZergLover can have a Ghost :?

=P

[ioripl]

10k minerals? Good macro, man.

[wolfen1113]

@KlineStife Could be 2v1

[599lightning]

It is so funny when you activate transcribed english it makes no sense.



[flametitan100]

I really want that Zerg Rush sound effect now.

[Akywe]

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[Kolle33908]

i love the music!! real broodwar

[ROFLMAOtheNARWHAL]

I didn't know CombatEX played Terran now...

[RasandeCookie]

@ROFLMAOtheNARWHAL

Well played, well played.

[bradwood20]

ha ha this is brilliant

[1kamikazeewatermelon]

taking two steps to the left to avoid nuclear bomb... GOOD IDEA

[AzzaradinBT]

General zerglover probably hasn't even built his first soldier yet!

ZEERRRRGGG RUSH!

[KlineStife]

a zerg player has a ghost? :O

[pkwithobby]

@KlineStife Infected the terrans

[flametitan100]

@KlineStife It might've been a second Terran player...

Disguised as the zerg player?

[StarAdder92]

I was 9 years old when I first played Starcraft 1 online.

[BronyHeretic]

@StarAdder92 Now you're 10?

[StarAdder92]

@BronyHeretic Re-read my comment. Did I say Starcraft 1 or Starcraft 2?

[BronyHeretic]

@StarAdder92 Doesn't matter.

[StarAdder92]

@BronyHeretic It would matter because there is more than a decade difference between the two games.

[NinjaNinkar]

corps is is pronounced core

[iBLaaz]

at 0:38 looks like he's fapping :D

[firelord699]

Lawl, obviously a SPHCEE MHREEN would be alive.

[ickdar1]

did the guy in the begginning say space marine???

[BronyHeretic]

@ickdar1 Duh.

[ClericLordLeo]

lol supply blocked

[IDGCaptainRussia]

"Why would the Zerg player have a ghost?"

Maybe he's a protoss player in Broodwar using mindcontrol on a zerg drone and terren marine?

That's my only ghess

[flametitan100]

@IDGCaptainRussia It wouldn't be a Terran marine, but rather an SCV.

Otherwise, a plausible theory.

[MrTickTickB00Mify]

@IDGCaptainRussia maybe more than 1v1? herp derp

[RaveTuba]

"tell my family I lo..."

...

Left the cookies on the oven?

Looked at a girl's boobs for the first time?

Aaahh, now i'll never know what to tell his family...

meh... I'll go with the second one...

[Riecharus]

Why would the Zerg player have a ghost?

[EXRazeBurn]

@Riecharus Kerrigan was a Ghost...

=3

[IDGCaptainRussia]

frinken awsome dude!!

"You gotta kill some guys to build more units" Ha, that's why I play the zerg lol

[2112Dmoney]

now i wanna go play Starcraft now

[ivanovsd]

hahaahahaha dont know why, but it really, really reminded me of general Knoxx

[DistendedSnail]

Call of Duty's better.

[republiccommando1164]

is that not command and conquer ???

[toThe9thPower]

@republiccommando1164 is you trolling?

[republiccommando1164]

@toThe9thPower not intentionally but the game clip in the vid reminds me of what i thought was command and conquer for the ps1 however i could be wrong i was very young when i played it

[GamingLordful]

@EnlightendDead How do u do it on your ipod

[GoldenSwordReviews]

how does the zerg have a ghost?

[WatchMeSpore]

@SomRandomDude27 It came up with a picture of an idiot with a dick on his head with the caption "SomRandomDude27" at the bottom.

[wilhelmwa1]

i love that 0:49 is a dick :D

[joseaca]

@wilhelmwa1 sooo... you love dick?

[wilhelmwa1]

@joseaca  NO!

[CSterrorist]

@wilhelmwa1 Oh really? You don't say.

[641282565121024]

@wilhelmwa1 Good job you figured out the joke

[lilleborik]

@wilhelmwa1 ORLY.jpg

[DualWieldClaymores]

"Zergloverxx" - LOLXD

[chorostkowski]

You have totally made me laugh.. wasent as funny watching it a second time, but you certainly did the trick. I played my first sc game 8 years ago. And this video assures players of who kids played these games.  Hahaha... Poon slayer. :)

[Frostythecowman]

"The general wants a new siege tank" *kills marine*

[MrFarman11]

what game this from

[typoded]

@MrFarman11 uh. starcraft. lol.

[bieberle4]

press 1 for "69"

[RainAngel111]

Kevin sent me here

[Iheardtrollingispro]

The zerg had a ghost? uhh...

[Cjstac0]

press 11 to find 10



[bros9911]

lol awesome

[117dragonkiller]

WTF

[cufsmaster]

@Longboardsarecooll

[trefleak05b4]

@Longboardsarecooll

yea it will take years to find his comment. anyone can just do the ctrl+f and type swagwhatevahs,reducing time to just 2 min but im just a person saying lies

[typoded]

@Longboardsarecooll

view all comments

ctrl-f. i saved ur life. thank me bitch.

[Drakion97]

@Longboardsarecooll  I give thou thy CTRL-F spell. Use it wisely on your quest of many moons.

[Sledgehammerguy]

@Longboardsarecooll completely unoriginal...

[ThePaxkivimae]

@Longboardsarecooll you know you can just go to see all (right next to see all), command-f, and search the name?

[nogoodusername25]

@Longboardsarecooll use CTRL F to search for a comment, but tons of other people have said this. ;)

[burningflurber]

@Longboardsarecooll Doritos and microwave pizzas?

[EnlightendDead]

@Longboardsarecooll Ctrl+F, all comments, swaghacks4all's name.

Done.

[CrayzeW00kie]

@Longboardsarecooll day 6 hour 9: food supply has ran out and i have now eaten longboardsarecooll. ive come too far to give up now

[RockAndCoal]

@Longboardsarecooll CTRL + F retard.

[Nicro327]

@Longboardsarecooll ctrl+f retard

[Dragonmike2690]

@Longboardsarecooll Ctrl + F.

[WhatTehFcuk]

@Longboardsarecooll ctrl + f retard

[akahsham]

@tyro132435 your right.

[SCIFIguy64]

I swear if I that 4G phone ad I will murder someone...

[Honorfull]

''She's right there''

Aren't ALL Ghost MEN?

(With some minor cases ofcorse)

[YahiroYamaha]

@Honorfull Kerrigan reference I think.

[Honorfull]

@YahiroYamaha And Nova, but Yes.

[anrere]

@Honorfull ghost in sc1 were female.

[ndvak13]

@anrere They were male. Sarah Kerrigan was obviously female. The generic ghost was definitely male.

[Honorfull]

@anrere nope!

[frosthound25]

Thumbs down if you hate thumbs up questions

[akahsham]

@SomRandomDude27 10 does not exist.u idiot.

[tyro132435]

@akahsham that was the point. the fact that u called him an idiot means u r an idiot:P

[Piegamerz]

@akahsham shit u got to be stupid

[michaelp657]

@akahsham gasp. no shit sherlock.

[halfi3s]

Thumbs up if you tried to press 10

[demonkai930]

He used to be the best general . But then he took a arrow to the knee.

[therunescape1]

@SomRandomDude27

Haha, Fool.

I got an advanced keyboard that has a keyboard

Dont you feel foolish?

[guitarraplayer12]

GODAMNIT COLLEGEHUMOR ITS 5 IN THE MORNING!

[imaginyou4]

sounds like bronze leauge

[machinmaman87]

visual intimidation....XD

[danialmouse]

Ya one SUV lives

[Madara354]

I got orders. brb hot pockets done

what does that mean?

i... i don't know

lol

[JacksonFelblade]

Best. Game. Comedy. Ever.

You could make an entire series comparing starcraft to starcraft in real life eh?

[TheThunderguardian]

Who the hell is such a dumbass or jackass to do that to their troops!?

[ShinobiSusuke]

wait...if the enemy just called in a zergling rush...THEN WHERE THE FUCK DID THE GHOST COME FROM?!?!?!

[GriffinPilgrim]

@ShinobiSusuke 3 player.

[jmetz52298]

@ShinobiSusuke free for all

[MrPanophobia]

lol leenock is 16

[rickneil01]

SVC at the end walks towards the nuclear explosion.

[lexos1993]

1:39 atleast the siege tank was done!

[UltimateLink1]

wait, the enemy is using Zergs but has a Terren character? They can only get Infected Marines :@. Protoss is a better choice in the expansion (mind control :D)

[catshadowdragon]

yes. yes I would put a hyphen in scrote-licker sir!

[haydentube09]

general coon slayer 69!

[Xaeleep]

Wait, wait... A zerg player with ghosts?

[SomRandomDude27]

press '10' to see an idiot.

[SkullRiderVideos]

@SomRandomDude27 I pressed 10 but I didnt see an idiot. o.0

[Jessa2005099]

@SomRandomDude27 damn -.-

you didnt get me :DDD

[TungstenHexafluoride]

@SomRandomDude27 You can't press 10.

[MrThundashadez]

@TungstenHexafluoride ORly?

[TungstenHexafluoride]

@MrThundashadez That sentence you typed is really old.

[MrThundashadez]

@TungstenHexafluoride ORly?

[UberUberLeet95]

@SomRandomDude27 I see what you did there.

clever...

[Rangersleadtheway233]

@SomRandomDude27 Y IT NO WORK???? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[MultiNinjaLizard]

@SomRandomDude27 Well played good sir...well...played

[zboyultra]

@SomRandomDude27 well played sir well played indeed

[TehUltimateSnake]

@SomRandomDude27

I saw your face.

[UTFxMarcus]

@SomRandomDude27 AWH U GOT ME

[PSNLonewolf9111]

@SomRandomDude27 does F10 count?

[GrandblueSkies]

@SomRandomDude27 you're good

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

@SomRandomDude27 wow that is awesome but what will i do with your girlfriends pictures ?

[thinkbad42]

@SomRandomDude27 You have shamed me in front of my friends...sigh I must commit suicide to redeem my honor.



[gonavygonavy]

@SomRandomDude27

... Fuck

[pedrolioni]

@SomRandomDude27 i pressed 1.0 now what?

[iNophex]

@SomRandomDude27 Jokes on you my keyboard has a 10 key

[01EthanSpitzer]

@SomRandomDude27 ahaha u can't press 10.. 

[lolzhax1221]

@01EthanSpitzer you just fell for the joke bro... 'trollface'

[Enballgroda1]

More!

[twigsnaper98]

gg?

[TheREALMcstaggy]

How can people dislike this? This is too funny.

[kman618]

"And that we're going to pwn his noob, fag ass." LOL

[alexx120289]

The general is CombatEX

[rednoodle35]

those suits look kinda like do-wah diddy's bkm suit

[WAGGY1999]

Its funny because it has better graphics than the game

[Minecraft4N00bs64]

ZEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGG­GGGGGG RRUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH

[TheloniusMaximus]

ha the ghost just waves at them

[yanksta999]

I used to suck at starcraft like you. then I took an arrow to the knee.

[40knationHeraldWB]

@swaghacks4all it is a dick, with a cum stream

[Rookiey94]

@swaghacks4all yes that is the joke

[redfox2020]

@swaghacks4all no shit??

[DrCox1404]

@swaghacks4all well... that was the joke. congratulations

[twoandahalfguys]

@swaghacks4all thank you captain obvious...

[TurismoCoyote]

@swaghacks4all That's the point..

[EddieTattoProduction]

@swaghacks4all

I think that was done on purpose..