The Lives of the Moa (Halo Reach Mockumentary Machinima)

[swatteam1013]

its official hunters are cock blockers

[brianmc0131]

these men are dead..... say it with me.... dead...

[Edapurg]

Best video ever. Also, watch it twice, the second time with closed captions. "... farmer is going to be carefully and humanity remove the mower from his neck."

[wizardkevin101]

that was fucking awesome xD

[Pikachu7500]

@wizardkevin101 No shit

[awsomedudaz]

lol nice

[TheArbitor98]

2:26 He's and intern no one cares

[ices7782]

the farmer is going to nicely remove the moa from his property (SMACK!!!!)...... Or not

[Hennerz632]

1:06 last time I checked people don't pronounce the ar in hilarious like that

[bobwert5]

nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

[DrakorWolf]

Lol, this actually looks half legit.

[Lordkills124]

good machinima :) finally :D

[Beastieboyzupgrade]

@halomanofdoom back the fuck off you stupid skank before I drop your ass.

[DrakorWolf]

@Beastieboyzupgrade Lmao. X3

[halomanofdoom]

@Beastieboyzupgrade you mad, bro? :)

[Beastieboyzupgrade]

@halomanofdoom dude I wasn't trying to be cool and I watched this video cause I thought it would be funny. If I wanna say something's gay I will. Nobody should post a video on Youtube and not expect any criticism.

[GamingSavedMySanity]

@Beastieboyzupgrade And nobody should post a comment on YouTube and not expect criticism.

[Lessquickful]

lol do they really make that hilarious noise when they eat?

[theawsomeones1o1]

3:33

[GuiltyGem]

2:32 i was expecting him to say "the noobs"

[Ak47blast12]

Dead

[JfongShankity123]

2:52 BITCH SLAP!

[LightHeart1120]

@1:39 double kill

[MonsterMuttVids]

BOOM Headshot

[SOHellKite]

known as Cock Blocker ha!

[TheWhiteNinja100]

Thumbs up if you agree they should make more of these vids!

[TheWhiteNinja100]

"Bugger! I owe him a 5er!"

[MrNhawki]

2:51

[MrNhawki]

2:53



[MasterOfTheMiniLinks]

2:53 There's a scream I haven't heard since Halo Music Video Hell 1.

[MEGAMFSTUDIOS1000]

Gabriel why must you do this

[Shadowmourne07]

Oh I shit my pants laughing at 3:25

[JackyxPenguin]

LOL imma hunter so i equal a COCKBLOCKER? wdf.....

[Shockwave877]

i dont think ive ever laughed harder!

[Brute9473]

3:09 with captions on o.O

[xXm1ntageXx]

0:52 with captions on "XD"

[games1729]

at 2:53 on the rigt side you can barely see jun get slaped also.

[413hotwings]

1:38 Achievement unlocked nice farmer

[xVSilentGasVx]

@413hotwings HA!

[413hotwings]

@xVSilentGasVx thanks i think they should actual add that to the game

[halopancake]

1:41

[polishMySpector]

that guys voice is so fucking terrible

[TheShenmoki]

OK I FINALLY WATCHED THE VIDEO NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY RELATED VIDEOS!

[skannerz0master]

100 Moas disliked this vid 

[dragoonx41]

minecraft moas from the aether are better than these moas, lol

[Beastieboyzupgrade]

This is the gayest fucking video I've ever seen. Nobody cares about overgrown ostriches that run around going "AGHHH" in an annoying voice that makes me want to kill myself. I'm gonna go play Reach.

[halomanofdoom]

@Beastieboyzupgrade if you don't care about moa, then why the fuck did you watch this video? is it just cause you think your cool and that people would like you cause of this, cause if so your wrong and you should get a damn life.

plus, this is even called a "MOCKUMENTARY"

[zaqxswcde33]

@halomanofdoom i was just about to say that when i read the nextcomment. lol

[theawsomeones1o1]

@halomanofdoom because i like cows

[donkey123yay]

@Beastieboyzupgrade wayy

[SinataSeries]

@Beastieboyzupgrade Yeah, dude, you're an idiot. Do you really think this is serious?

[coryleetrait567]

@Beastieboyzupgrade i pitty you

[BENDOVER9810]

@Beastieboyzupgrade if you don't care about moa, then why did you click on this video? and by the way, these are miniature, not overgrown ostriches. real ostriches are like 10 feet tall and would tower over a spartan. get your facts right, because some people like to get 5 free gamerscore by killing these things.

[SRDenterprises]

Cockblocker



[lemonandlimewithsalt]

thumbs up if u said dead with him

[lemonandlimewithsalt]

carefully lol

[darkness8270]

3:25



[animalmother671]

HAHAHA david attenborough

[xZedddFTW]

free GFX send me a mss !

[shoopdawoop2375jdas]

1:24 and 1:37 LOL

[IrresponsibleBadger]

Well, who cares? Nobody listens to hippies anyway.

[CaptBenjaminSisko]

How about "The Lives of the Zombies (L4D2 Machinima) ?

Would be pretty cool^^

[AvatarSage248]

do musch for that caption that says no mow were harmed during the making of this flim.......but who cares anyways



[GamebudEmile]

Should've been Morgan Freeman

[cadkls]

3:23 you owe him a fiver

[123XAaron]

Or not.

[UltimateNerd123]

2:04

[HaloReachKell]

These men are dead.

[PenniesCountBand]

Hmm... it more oddly sounded like Justin Bieber

-Clayton

[matthijs122]

Hillarious, Naisss

[coolice192ify]

@Dylbro67 2:45

[TySturgess]

i hate hippies

[exterminateballoons]

Did anyone get this add saying the blaCK KEYS ARE BACK WITH A BLACK GUY TWISTING???!!! Sorry i had cap lo0ck on

[ShadowIVids]

3:30 xD

[GuitarGuyJHx]

Referred to as 'cockblockers' xDDDD

[doom53104]

The damn Moa ALWAYS got caught im my shitty cars radiator.... featherfags...

[KaosPoper]

Fake and Gay

[warlerker]

@KaosPoper like your dick? :P

[KaosPoper]

@warlerker more like your mama

[Jacobhalohat]

are taking the mick out of David Attenborough

[WolfMaster656]

Omg I cant stop laughing! It looks like their fucking heads are going to pop off! XD

[IDKEVERYTHING96]

CRAP! 2:51 CLICK ON THIS ONE

[IDKEVERYTHING96]

Oops 2:53 Now your welcome

[IDKEVERYTHING96]

1:51 You welcome

[Zaidon7]

I HATE this guy's voice.

[THEMONKEYSLAPPER2]

@maddognev they already have one on grunts

[undeadking422]

I like Trains.

[asdf12342324]

good farmer.

[mapsforge45]

moas suck

[Gallagz]

@maddognev They have.

[dinonick2]

but who cares nobody listens to hippies any way. best line ever (in this video)

[TheChurch554]

ha flying scrotum!!

[dogblue14]

dear santa

[TheDragonMyro]

SUPER FUNNY

[StormDaDrains]

LOL David attenbourough was the codwatchers mockumentary commentator on COD: Montards

[calimanduff]

[[171108522930776]]



[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

@calimanduff This isn't facebook.

But then again, you never said it was unless you told me.

[Tarzan502402]

is anyone else getting tired of the stupid fucking ad for prototype 2 in every machinima video

[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

@Tarzan502402 Not yet.

I am SO getting that fucking game.

[DeathStalk15]

Am i watching animal planet?

[DaGeneralCT83]

I suddenly feel like going on reach and plowing over Moa's in my batmobile....

[MegaHoneybadger1]

ROFL

[TomatoCam]

That was the most boring 4 minutes 3 seconds of my life.

[Thornberry4president]

@TomatoCam agreed.

[blooddiamond97]

bugger i owe him a fiver

[1234567890nam]

@reachforger177 its lmfao and its means laughing my fucking ass off

[Nerevarineownsyou]

Moa....Moa never changes.

[TheBob123451]

What did NeejaBeast's comment say?

-_-

[TheDoughnutter]

Machinima needs to sort themselves out.

[AgentX7Y]

1:25

...sherl?

[Tsarbomb117]

1:28

i die at this

[zerocaliber100]

lol but its pronounced (Moe-I) or spelled moai :)

[sgthawkins69]

@zerocaliber100 I live in newzealand (where the real moa are from) and he pronounced it exactly you he should.

[XXcanuhearmenowXX]

@sgthawkins69 same

[SinataSeries]

@sgthawkins69 ... great now I need to find zerocaliber's comment so I can find out just how stupid he is to think Moa is pronounced differently. It's three letters, it's pretty god damn easy.

[cenetor69]

@NeenjaBeast you spelt top wrong.

[gitet7]

@NeenjaBeast You fucktard...

[mr45delta1]

@NeenjaBeast lol massive failure

[NeenjaBeast]

@mr45delta1 xD yep!

[bob9doto]

@NeenjaBeast Stupid

[VNminecraftingUK]

Im a MOA cuz im a COCK BLOCKER!

[CookieeBeanx]

"Our stuntman will, not, survive."

[559drummerboy]

No top comment? Why not zoidburg?

[awsomecup061]

Halo Reach Short:My pet Moa

dad i got a moa

thats great son but i have to got to work

tire screchees

uh what was that

[lovelifeforever202]

"bugger!, i owe him a fiver" lol best line ever

[WafflezDay]

Dead. 0_o

[SteelSpider560]

"Watch the farmer careful and humanly remove the Moa from his land"

*Tire screech*

Me: *LMFAO*

ROADRAGE!

[halomaster622]

"these men are dead" lol that cracked me up

[Flameboiled]

=3

[meeptron1]

at 2:00 he should have said no one listens to PETA anyways.

[11holt]

@meeptron1 peta peaple eating tasty animals

[Thearbiter84]

Mokumentary on elites!

[HaloMontage117]

DEAD

[anarbitur]

one of my favorite things to do in Reach, kill moas for the frick of it.

[cossabst]

82 dislikes are moas

[asparagusoffice]

1:59 Heh, a moa burger costs 7.77.

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OH BUNGIE YOU AND YOUR REFERENCES

[personwhoskwl]

this si an epic mockumentary

[THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS]

I'm British, I watch and enjoy David Attenborough documentariies all the time and found this absolutely hilarious! XDD

[TheEggshell1]

bugger! i ow him a thumbs up!

[360PROWLER]

Hey all you hippies out there trying to save the MOA guess what I got...... a MOA burger t-shirt and you can't do jack about it ! you mad bro?

[SlightEcho]

I fucking lol'ed at the farmer removing them part XD!!!

[TheAndrewtitanic]

3:08 emile why?

[HaloMontage117]

@TheAndrewtitanic that isnt Emile its just a player Emile has shotgun shells on his wrist not the screen thing

[RandomBoxTV]

Did you see those Hunters from New Alexandria? They've got Bulbed Helmets. Bulbed. Helmets.

[dragons869]

carfully remove oh not that

[SuperAJC10]

Story Of me and my friend:I died (heroic first mission) my friend a COWARD hid in between two rocks with moa right in front of him im still not spawning.....noone on his radar except grey dot is moa.....I got bored told him kill the moa he cryed saying no..(-_-) finaly he killed it i spawn!

[MrRileyI777]

PETA's gonna be all over this.

[MrCarlosBrazao]

an exquisite depiction of such an important matter of our lifes.

[internetcable117]

'our stuntman, will not survive.'



[WordIsBravery]

Bungie kinda deserved this. Moa were originally planned to be a sort of vehicle and/or mini-game, but instead they're just dumb birds that act dumb.

[whale21100]

Remember kids, betting is wrong, unless you win.

[kilulafo]

It's "Gúta".

[MrYourcoffin]

yea 19555

[khuynh19]

3:52

"These men are dead, say it with me. Dead! :D"

[l3gendarylee]

"oh buger i owe him a favor"

[L33Ennis]

@l3gendarylee He actually says "bugga, i owe him a fiver" as in a five pound note

[dinobot117]

2:53 should of put GOOFY (disney) scream

[MimicThatThing]

Thi has been eyeopening for me

[1350harrylarry]

God damn it bungie. Addicted to the number seven

[strykertron232]

1:42 lol humanely

[jeijei270]

I believe you meant SIR David Attenborough

[maljhhalo]

my stuntman died to

[ForgeRage]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha o wait ......ha

[SaturnX100]

one lives on 1:41

[VeqtorAirsoft]

2:52 Hilarious

[DoodDC1]

Awesome, looks like a nice machinima

*Onlive comercial*

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[supergirlgamer12345]

3:20

I bet my friend he couldent hit one and he did now i owe him £50 help ;)

[simpsonfan13]

lol at Carl Sagan voice.

[L3ADV3N0M]

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