trying to be white

[MrPill0w1]

@Galvorn11 First of all no one give a shit about your physical appearance. Second of all are Latinos so fucking good that we can't hang out with other races? Third of all you're Mexican, by logic you've got white blood in you. And if you don't like races intermingling stay in Mexico fucker.

[Alvincao65]

this video was uploaded on my birthday!!!!

[TrueBlueCanuck]

george lopez and funny and right

[DontShakeItUp]

When white girls dye their hair blonde it's just as bad.

[musicnmoviegrl]

I love George Lopez & I love Gabriel Iglesias my favorite comedians i am white :D

[AyeitsTiff]

haha xD

[lover9591]

george lopez is awesome how sefierrs said fuck of haters

[uncleruckus714]

@Toob9188 but you are still watching this video fuckin hypocrite

[TJD248]

I'm white and I love George Lopez!

[AdamNYable]

@TJD248 That's awesome! I love him myself!

[TheTimeTraveler805]

Lol nerd race rage downstairs

[Brown420Pride]

i Love George ! everything he says is true ! ahahha. he's hilarious !

[TheEdko1234]

@chileno39 im sure if you asked any cuban, they befre any think else will call themsleves 'cuban'.

Cubans also recognise their african roots the most out of any 'hispanic' contry.

Santeria(african influenced religion) is becoming very popular in cuba.(whites and blacks)

The culture of chile, is diffrent to the culture of cuba, their both hispanic contries but they devloped seprately with diffrent democrpahics. you culture has vitrually no african influnces where as cuba does have.

[Unknownkid2]

@TheEdko1234 Actually Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico have strong African roots especially the Dominican Republic. I'm Puerto Rican and live in Puerto Rico.

[TheEdko1234]

@Unknownkid2 wtf i know, that is what i was trying to say. cuba, is very african influenced, same with dom rep and PR. also panama, colombia, venezula and brazil in south america have african cultures in their culture.

thats y it annoys me people refer to south american and spanish carribbean as 'latin' or the people as 'latins'.

[Unknownkid2]

@TheEdko1234 When they refer to us as "Latin" it's not really based on ethnicity, but on our culture in general. Our cultures are Latin based because of the colonial histories of our countries.

[TheEdko1234]

@chileno39 do you consider jamaicans 'anglos' ?

[brboldiesshow]

Check out this crazy chicano prank call!----> /watch?v=fpeCOny0wMA&feature=c­­hannel_video_title

[TheEdko1234]

@chileno39 jamicans are not english or anglos, even though they speak english, and have some anglo cultural influences in their culture.

Same as domincan republicans are not spanish or latins, even though they speak spanish and have 'latin' cultural influences in thier culture.

(same goes for the rest of 'latin american' countries)

[ornitorrinco01]

It's so true about women who pluck their eyebrows and then draw them back on with a pencil, I never understood that shit. What's the point of plucking out your eyebrows only to draw them back on with a pencil? It looks fucking ridiculous, like the joker off Batman.

[X4hunterx4]

Ey VatO need to get out please your boring me out! Stop trying to teach bro. I don't give a dam if george Is not Mexican just move on with your fu##%#% life!!!!

[TheEdko1234]

@LosMexicanoRaza yes europeans are true 'wetbacks',as they are not native to the continent, However the average 'mexican' is 50%(some more,some less), european(spanish).

And if your so proud of you native roots, why do you call yourslef 'latinos'/hispanics' surely this is only reprsenting your european roots.?

Dont foget that in most 'latino' contries its the castizo and crillo and light mesztiso that form the ecomical and social elite that rule the countires, (mexico is a good example)

[Yardnoc3103]

00:42

totally what would happen

[9mandazi9]

"leave your hair, carona, leave your hair"

[Li1Smil3y]

sock aro!!! LMFAO!!! xD

[Radiniom]

@loxmexicanoRaza  You ppl who make fun or europeans= Stupid fuckholes!

[Li1Smil3y]

@Radiniom fuk europeans

[aminfrared]

lol only george tht best

[tommy125551]

i would pay a couple of bucks

to see george lopez and gabriel iglesias

to a comedy show off xD

[Likemesamahan]

man his really not that funny : P

[BadassAnons]

@Likemesamahan He's funnier than Gabriel Iglesias

[yourpapi001]

thers also white mexicans like me

[comedyandbeer]

Sa-caro lol

[GodRMK]

LOL race jokes

[chicacrystal1]

I don't care what anyone says. . . George is the best!!

[sefierrs]

Gorge lopez is awesome! Fuck haterz!

[KmanHK]

@sefierrs Never spell haters with a z. Never again.

[lovestinks1109]

white people are hating on george -.- pinche putos cant take a joke

[zippy476]

@lovestinks1109 White people rule the world, just ask George Lopez....if you can find him. What channel is he on again?

[CUTIEBOI65]

lmaoooooo he is so funny and keeps it real

[TheKyoSama]

@LosMexicanoRaza  Lol i can see you slept thrue your history classes xD

or if maybe just your schools really suck and teach out that "patriotism" and other crap xD i pitty the usa

[Roachtrix]

below is my play/example of what Lopez just said. In case there's some who didn't get it

[Roachtrix]

"hey look at that really hot guy over there!"

"yeah but he would look hot with lighter hair."

"what?! Girl you kidding, leave that blessed brown angel alone...bye cynthia I have a number to get"

[Galvorn11]

That cunt is not mexican as he says,he speaks a bad spanish,nothing more shameful than a latino trying to be cool with the anglos,my hair is brown and my skin is white im bearded and im mexican,but this idiot live in the 90s with all the prejudices of movies, and tv shows.

[danielmountain]

@Galvorn11 without his stupid ass mexican stereotypes he wouldn't even have an act. this guy is one of the worst comedians i've seen yet he's famous.

[bgalavizful]

@danielmountain If you Do not like him why did you even click on this?

[bonethugfan]

just dont have no bush ass eyebrows

[bebe519]

Ww.. 666,911 views..lol do those numbers look familiar to anyone ;)?

[SUPERBRO9]

@bebe519 no sir not at all!

[Gabbstermeister3]

Even Mexicans can have naturally blonde hair. My brother (im mexican) was born with blonde hair and had it for the first 3 years of his life. I also have a nephew who has blonde hair and blue eyes even now (hes 10). But i know which ones hes talking about lol It sure does not look right if your brown as fuck with black eyebrows!

[MoonOvIce]

You know there are latina girls who are naturally blonde and even with blue eyes right? like Colombian girls for example, Argentinians, Uruguayans etc.

[MobHeataEnt]

@MoonOvIce Well there are Mexicans that are blonde haired and blue eyed who probably took their Spanish DNA more, and people from Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, etc. Are literally WHITE! People from Southern Europe immigrated to South America during the 19th century and has heavily influenced those countries and their language.

[MoonOvIce]

@MobHeataEnt Yeah, I'm from Uruguay and I have blonde hair and green eyes, when I used to live in the US most people couldn't believe I was from South America, they thought I was either European or American white, I'm not the "exception" in my country either...

[enoughisenoughwesay]

@MoonOvIce cuz americans are ifgnorant and think that all latin americans are like those ugly or dark indios and mesztizos from mexico who migrated  in u.s.;even mexicans are not all dark.

[MoonOvIce]

@enoughisenoughwesay Yeah not all of them but the great majority...

[lemonlimelukey]

lmaoooo bitches withhh thin eyebrowsss always made me laugh, now im gonna think about this everytime i see it ahaha

[latinchick1011]

I got yelled at for laughing when my bro was trying to sleep this was sooo funii!!!!!!!

[xm377Moyocoyatzin]

Right on the money... This is to all women: LEAVE YOUR GAD DAM SHIT AS IT IS!!! Fake blonde hair is fucking ugly and overplucked eyebrows is just fucking retarded! That shit is NOT hot, Its NOT cute and it's NOT attractive! Stop it !!!

[mrtundra45]

most mexicans have some white blood.... FACT!

[wrongkiddied]

fuck you erick, go fuck a donkey you smelly wet back piece of shit

[erickbarba11]

whats the title of the stand up, anybody?

[wrongkiddied]

if whites are such fags how come we crushed you brown piece's of shit into submission for like... forever. VIVA LA RAZA BLANCO!!!!! maybe you can read that spic

[erickbarba11]

@wrongkiddied you white peice of trash

fukken fatass pig looking gringo hahaha

[realbeereels]

@wrongkiddied You didn't crush shit! Arrogant pile of rat shit... go fuck your sister, redneck fucking loser!

[xm377Moyocoyatzin]

@wrongkiddied Only think you crush is these fucking nuts inf your FACE bizoch!!

[91joelt]

Yeah, so true. I hate women with thin eyebrows.

[m69m1969]

ESTE TIPO

ESTA DE PINGA

JE JE JE

[CanvasForWords]

This guy obviously has issues with his own skin colour! But ANYWAY!!! Latin booty still da bomb!!!!

[solf08]

True Mexican girls stop messing with ur eye brows it looks do 90s

[MIREYAIL]

i love when he does a "white" man voice, hey your not one of us LMAO

[lydster30]

@erik4727 Its called sexual slavery, girls and young boys in europe (which is mostly white) are held in a small area usually one with a blanket over each side for "privacy" and raped repitedly everyday. its a form of slavery...

[RalphCQ]

I think he stole the eyebrow bit from Jeff Foxworthy, but I could be wrong.

[benjitos27]

the Spanish in the south y Mediterranean many are brown

[nholt]

Drawn on eyebrows look sexy haha

[freestylerAguilar]

Peleando x color ? Que penan Dan ...las tortillas Los tienen cagados con toda la harina en la cabeza...frijoleros cojudos

[Silverballer45ACP]

Socorro damn that name is more mexican than baja california xD

[505KingPin505]

@LosMexicanoRaza big headed square head indio de mierda lmaoooo

[LosMexicanoRaza]

@505KingPin505 big head wat u seen me pissin l0l

[505KingPin505]

@LosMexicanoRaza cabezon maricon chaparro y feo como todo un indio mariconazo

[505KingPin505]

@LosMexicanoRaza indio panzon cara de pinga

[ralvarez15]

@LosMexicanoRaza LOL!!! True Mexicans??? There is no such thing. Despite what idiots like you or George Lopez say, being a "mexican" is a nationality. NOT a race. The answer is simple to end this question: We have to genocide the brown folks in mexico and here in the U.S.

[cheshirecatsaira]

@ralvarez15 genocide? wow..... seriously you have serious issues if you even think genocide is an option for anything..you have some nerve 

[ralvarez15]

@LosMexicanoRaza Whatever you are just another white guy. And anyway, there are no ugly whites. Just ugly mestizos and indians. :)

[WilbergWBWW]

hench jose rofl

[ralvarez15]

@LosMexicanoRaza Bitch there are whites in mexico. See how stupid you are? But there are no indians in mexico.

[LosMexicanoRaza]

@ralvarez15 those are european immigrants dumb fk you self haTING indiaAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJA  man no ugly whites in mexico indians yes

[ralvarez15]

@LosMexicanoRaza There are no ugly indians in mexico. Whites yes.

[LosMexicanoRaza]

@ralvarez15 because you hate your brown skin lol no caca whites sorry whoever told you this needs to be thrown in a volcano lol

[ralvarez15]

@LosMexicanoRaza You hate whites? HAHAHA!!! If you are mexican you are half white. You are a racist prick. If you hate whites then a dumbass like you is no better than the Ku Klux Klan. Peace!!! God I hate the mexican people!!! You are all so ugly!!!

[LosMexicanoRaza]

@ralvarez15 LOOOOOOOL your an indian

[ralvarez15]

@LosMexicanoRaza Yeah. There are no indians in mexico.:)

[LosMexicanoRaza]

@ralvarez15 RALAVEZ15 IS A MEXICAN WITH NO SPANISH BLOOD FUCKING FULL BLOODED INDIAN THINKS HES A SPANIARD AND TAKES IT UP HIS ASS BY TRANSEXUAL EUROPEANS LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ralvarez15]

@LosMexicanoRaza Wow!!! So stupid!!!LOL Whatever dude. Whatever makes you sleep at night. Mexico is not even in the slight bit an interesting country to me anyway.lol

[LosMexicanoRaza]

@ralvarez15 why cant you admit your indian that speaks Seri lol

[ralvarez15]

@LosMexicanoRaza Yeah as I said whatever makes you feel better.:)

[yomama91169]

@ralvarez15 last year,the winner of miss universe was mexican fucktard

[ralvarez15]

@yomama91169 And that would have to do with a conversation I was having how? And by the way she was a white mexican. Before you call someone a "fucktard" look in the mirror. :)

[TheZombieman98]

funny

[JANY001]

ORGULLOSAMENTE LATINA!!!!!!!!! !

[RuralAreaPimpin]

YOU UGLY DIRTY BROWN TORTILLA SPICS COULD NEVER BE A BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOMAN!

[CharlieC213]

@RuralAreaPimpin what do you mean those air headed conceded white bitches with freckles in there vagina haha yeah right

[xwoodsyx]

@RuralAreaPimpin Why are you asking for hatemail.

[Mrjuanlopez1]

@SupposedGenuise Who u callin fagit?

[livexinspire4]

No hairy eyebrows . Hell no .

[axelflores24]

36 personas andaban en bicicleta y sin asiento, i wont even try to translate that, if u speak spanish, damn good for u

[liridonaable]

haha so funny...gotta love lopez xD

[TheSeabass602]

Bitter old ant



[TheGreengirl12]

0:06 - 0:40 dats y i dont my mom dies her hair blonde,

MOM! LEAVE UR HAIR NATURALLY! U LOOK BEAUTIFUL AS A NATURAL BRUNETTE THAN AN ARTIFICIAL BLONDE!!!!

[LokeDawg100]

that shit is funny

[niggakuh321]

*WHAT YOU LOOKING AT BISHHH!!

*hmmm wait a minute, ur not one of us godamit.

whats ur name Socorro? oh no, come here

you going to the main office,

Desiree can u can u take Sohhcorohh out of here...

LMAO!! I was craking up bigtime! :)

made ma day

[senor47]

"wait a minute...your not one of us xxxdamnit" funny.

[msanabelg1987]

lol i love it

[fun4fiona1]

quit hatin on this guy hes jus keepin it real! fucking crackaz!

[Mropinionated1984]

Somebody seriously needs to slap this retard in the face and explain to him that Latino/a is not a race...there are many naturally blond Latinos/as in predominanty white Spanish speaking and Portuguese speaking countries, not to mention people in France, Romania, ect this guy is a fucking tard, he never calls himself a native American which he obviously is

[Erick235100]

@Mropinionated1984 It's a joke you stupid ignorant fuck.

[ThePrincessMoonbeam]

@Mropinionated1984 The reason there are blond latina's is because they are full blood german descendants of the WWII or mixed with north european blood over time. I have a master in historie and several other things. Pure blood latino's are very rare now a days. Most latino's ar mixed with many other races. It is the mutual language that makes you a latino. But please don't let this make you upset. He is just trying to make people laugh about the stupid shit they know we al do.

[ralvarez15]

@Mropinionated1984 You are absoloutely right. this guy just continues with stereotypes. Maybe he is part of the reason why some people have it hard to believe there are LOTs of white people in latin America, including mexico.

[leelulove24]

YES THE EYEBROW THING IS SO NOT CUTE

[zydnaay]

Some of yall need to seriously chill lol. He is JOKING! KAY?? Dang. Lifes too short dude, why cant we all get along and try to make peace? This is one life.

[luckymia7]

;) 

[wilsagastizado]

lol pinkkkkkkkk!!

[petfan1202]

u guys have no sense of humor ...if u dont think this is funny or george lopez is funny.

ITS CALLED JOKING AROUND!!!!!. u act like hes being serious. some people need to chill and stop taking everyting so seriously

[Gemmorala]

No se ofendan...pero que pena de verdad que escriban ..el idioma Ingles tan mal..:( sus padres talvez hicieron o hacen un gran esfuerzo por mandarlos a la escuela para que despues anden escribiendo..skool..noffin..im­a... In Da Hous..por Dios ya que lo saben..hablen correcto y escriban correcto por favooor!!

[Gretur1]

@Gemmorala haha te has dado cuenta que mucha gente en este video no habla español? hahaha

[Gemmorala]

@Gretur1 En el viedeo? no nadie solo George porque es el unico que veo hablando!! y me parece que el habla los dos....yo hablo de la gente que cometa...de los comentarios...si entiendes...o todavia no? ..Yo se que hay muchos estadounidenses...gringos o como les quieras llamar....

[Gemmorala]

@Gretur1 .pero hay muchos que unque se llamen Brandon son hispanos..aunque hayan nacido aqui...lo siento pero eso no los hace.."gringos" :)... y ya que no aprendieron "ESPAÑOL" deberian de hablar y escribir correctamente "su lenguaje" que ya adoptaron..o no?...y no te molestes.yo se, que la verdad incomoda. :)

[orton1996]

okaiii firstt if yu ant got nuffin better too sayy buh dahh man dahh dnt watch dah dame videoo.

STOP HATEIN!

thatt is all yall ppl are is haterrss im latino andd ilove hym he funny as shit & he reall!

he speekss reall shitt.

soo stoopp hatinn !

[medea7799]

@orton1996

i love him too...but you really should use spell check...damn...barely got one word spelled right! that's so ghetto!!!!

[TalaLalaLicious]

Idk bought u girls but I only pluck around my eyebrows :) luuuuuuub goeorge

[jfkdog1]

It´s disturbing to listen to this guy speak english, he has a thick accent, and very often throws in spanish phrases to sound funny like if speaking spanish is something funny or embarrasing. He is not a mexican because here in mexico this guy will not know how to communicate in pure spanish, and in america he will always be consider a mexican/half. It´s sad he was born in the us and can´t get rid of the ugly accent. He gives me a feeling of not knowing what he is. got that Mr. Lopez!!

[jeepmaster1]

@jfkdog1 so should i consider u a reverse racist why does there have to be a line drawn between whites/hispanics/blacks ect. it should matter where we were born why cant we just get along?i just never understood racism,oh and by the way i am white and have many hispanic freinds.

[thewolf011]

Fuck this puto too, he is always making fun of whites, but he is married to one. wtf!!

[cakadokey]

@thewolf011 I think its called telling jokes. But thats just what I think.

[bigxboss7]

@ 50 seconds lmao " your not one of us god dammit" (white dude voice)

[Caker123]

The title of this video should be "trying to be funny"

[respet0]

hahahaha i love you for ever..... george lopez and familia love riccasuave

[Kantasyxx]

LMFAO!

[Scurge237]

lmao

[IAmDanielForLife]

dude george lopez swears to much

[mmunive21]

I'm Latina but look hella white - white skin/light hair/green eyes...and I wish I looked more Latina because everytime I go to DF they think I'm a gringa! I guess it goes the other way around too..haha

[omfgyahh]

@mmunive21 lol well you are white. Hispanic is not a race... Go to Argentina or Costa Rica.. majority of the people there are white.

[BigDogJang0]

The ending was more like a Jackie Chan impression.

[Catcherintherye11111]

SAKARO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[Cormega006]

lopez is corny

[ChristewieTV]

Blonde hair and black armpit hair

[IamNightSky09]

hes so funny...

[supremes1964]

trying to be white?  something George Lopez could never be ........bahahahahah XD

[pecorino69]

this guy should write the material and give it to somebody that deliver it good, his delivery sucks dick...

[chubbzgonzalez]

30 ppl were going down hill on a bike

[tommydafrog]

I like George Lopez but sometimes he takes his jokes too far that he just might get his lip busted by a basketball player.

[luciferiexcelsil]

@MaRtiniNugget and well, Lopez is just a native indian, that is all there is to it.

[luciferiexcelsil]

@MaRtiniNugget most of you colonials have a distorted sense of ethnicity. YOU are the retarded one.1/2 is greater than 1/4,  so you are more English than Italian, tan skin?here in Spain, there is many English immigrants, and, honestly, I can't difference them from the everyday folk of Spain, neither can I from the Italian tourists, I can only do so by their accent, as an European myself, I don't see how you colonials can see such things, but we Europeans can't!

[luciferiexcelsil]

@MaRtiniNugget "yeh well im half english 1/4 italian 1/4 irish but i look italian so i say im italian"

I don't really see how you are Italian if you are Half English.... and 1/fourth Italian.. If you look italian, it's maybe because they look just like English people? hey, I've seen English and even Dutch people that look out of Sicily, but they are full blown North European... in Europe, you can't look "Italian" really.

[TheLoquita1990]

0:40 is funnnyyyy!

[Kaymomo101]

Im full mexican! anybody got 2 tickets togo c George Live

[JuperKnight]

im half cuban half american

[chewbaca1997]

@JuperKnight me 2

[gamerpro33]

wyte trash 4 ever

[dumdum4599]

Mortizaaa no we most certanilt are not racist.....my family ^ north are the most accepting ppl ull eva meet......but on the other hand...i am COMEPLETELY Racist.....You Fucking Mexican Fucken Immigrant

[jeepmaster1]

@dumdum4599 GET A LIFE ...and may some self respect for starters

[WhatGirlNow]

"oh, wait a minute. you're not one of us, god damnit."XD

[LilGamez21]

G-LO is the best

[mastervictor123]

LOL SO...Corro HEHEHE