alright so we go back in time kidnap baby hitler and keep him on an island in a lake in an island in a lake in the the Philippines with baby stalin and baby pol pot. And the best part, we call it the evil baby orphanage!
I guess I will write my opinion about killing baby Hitler: I'm a huge history nerd and I know that baby Hitler wasn't a national socialist. He was inspired to become a nazi when he was a teenager/young adult and therefore killing baby Hitler would be wrong, even though it would stop him from becoming a leader. He was after all technically not a bad person until his young adult years.
Superman CAN travel in time! When Lois Lane was killed by the robot Doomsday, he flew backwards around the Earth and killed Doomsday, thus saving Lois! DFTBA!
So I'm rewatching Brotherhood 2.0 after 3 years and I've finally gotten around to watching Doctor Who. I listen to Hank and start giggling to myself "hehe he's basically talking about Doctor Who!" Scroll down to the comments section: Doctor Who related top comments.
'Cause then he would've never started WW2. And people wouldn't learn from those things. Imagine; all the wars, accidents and other stuff would be prevented, we'd make those faults again.
You've gotta learn from your mistakes.
But ofcourse you can go and save all the jews!
NERDFIGHTERS!! <3
I'm a girl, I'm from freaking holland, and I'm a nerdfighter since an hour ago.
They were dumbfounded, but their opinions are totally irrelevant when it comes to abortion. The dont have vaginas, and theyll never know how guilty youll feel afterward, or the 'what if's' and 'shouldve, couldve, woudve's'.
No, killing him as a baby would not be fine... He hadn't made the choices to fuck up the lives of 100s of millions of people until much later in his life. So, just wait until he's in his 20s, then kill him.
Also, I think Stalin and Mussolini should be on that list of people to kill in their 20s as well.
I enjoyed this video very much. ^_^ going through this playlist for the first time.. I'm trying to decide whether I'm nerdfighter material. Maybe not, but it doesn't mean I can't enjoy Hank's awesomeness!
1. Give Baby Hitler to some Jewish nuns or something.
2. Doctor Who states that there are fixed moments in time that shouldn't be meddled with.
3. Ah, hello SMALLVILLE had like 5 seasons before they moved to Metropolis. Montana needs a super hero, you can be that hero. Hank Green this is your calling.
You never mess with time on other news im writing (kinda) a book about i time travler who killed hitler and all the bad things that happened because he messed with time
This video even being 3.5 years old decreased my snow day suck! Thanks for that. As for killing baby Hitler: Why not just change his life for the better. Maybe adopt him and then adult Hitler might not have been such a douche...
I would probably go for sticking a needle in baby Hitler's eye. But the Doctor would be with me and even though he doesn't like Hitler either, he'd say that this might be a fix point in time. And, you know, you can't mess around with fixed points.
Is it just me, or did anyone else think of The Platoon of Power Squadron while Hank was talking about not having many people to save and working part time at a taco shop? I mean, that's pretty much Donald's character from 3:05 to 3:22
I probably exist because of Hitler and so does one of my best friends. It's weird that I have to be thankful for the life that he in a way gave to me, when his life resulted in many other people dying.
You wouldn't even have to kill baby Hitler, just kidnap him and raise him differently. But then there is the eternal problem of the fact that The Universe will find somebody to replace him to keep the flow of time regular...
I just climbed out from under my rock a few days ago to finally discover you guys... took me long enough. I am only to May 2007 in the never ending amount of videos there are.
Anyway, I just wanted to inform you that Superman CAN time travel. He flies around the world in the direction opposite of its natural orbital spin and somehow that allows him to go back in time... but he can't go forward in time... I think.
i would hate to be a time-travelling superhero. Maybe with me saving everyone and all, overpopulation would take place. And we would all have to resort to cannibalism. And as DELICIOUS as that sounds (not really) I wouldn't want to get addicted to human flesh then start eating my best friend just because I got really hungry... Yeah... Let's not have time-controlling superheroes.
Yeah, if I went back in time and stopped the Holocaust I'd almost certainly not exist. (I've thought about this stuff too much) I'm Jewish on my mom's side, and my grandma came to the US because of the Holocaust... So basically, she probably wouldn't have met my grandfather, and my mother wouldn't even exist, so I definitely wouldn't.
have you seen the twilight zone episode were a women goes back in time and poses as a new nanny for baby hitler and then she kills the baby but the real permenant nanny freaks out and steals a homeless women's baby and that is the baby that actually becomes hitler! Because the big thing is that you can't change the past for real because what ever you are planning to do you have techniquely already done it!
I always used to daydream about magneto turning colossus into different shapes while colossus was in his metal form or whatever you call it. my favorite was when he turned him into a teapot and served coffee out of him to the brotherhood of evil members.
my only thought is, if you travel back in time... DON'T GET INVOLVED IN BIG HISTORICAL EVENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Doctor Who... PLEASE TELL ME U LIKE THAT SHOW?!?!?! i'm a who Nerdfighter!
AAAAHHH! So your thing about a time travelling super hero... you should watch Doctor Who!!! It's the best show in existence! I mean he isn't really a super hero, but it's the same sort of time travelling concept, & it's awesome!!!
Why kill baby Hitler, you could try to raise him and see how it goes, and if he still end up bad you travel back in time and keep him father away from his mother, and hey! No Hitler without actually killing anything! I meant anyone!
Did anyone bring up the fact that even though killing baby Hitler sounds like a good idea (except for the baby part,) that in trying to reduce the world's suck levels there is a good chance we would increase them? Just like the steam engine example. Perhaps we needed WWII & all of those horrible things to happen to be in the semi-decent state that it is in today (i.e. more democracies, the UN, ect.) Maybe if Hitler didn't come along, someone worse would have & we would royally screwed right now.
i think that killing baby hitler wouldn't be good. but i feel that i could possibly condone killing a 10-year-old hitler if he exhibits any signs of evil. for instance: stealing cookies from a person who really wanted the cookies is a sure sign of evil
ah, but you must remember that Superman can fly so fast that it acctualy reverses time so he does have Time Travel. He just tries not to complicated it by using it :/ yup . . . (^-')b
I'm sure this has already been said... and probably done, but a superhero in a small town forced to only be super part time due to a lack of crime sounds like it could be a really great, hilarious comic.
Why do people underestimate the importance of mind control! The brain is everything! If I could control minds than I would be so powerful. I mean it would work for good guys and bad guys too.
yeah, I don't think we should kill baby Hitler. Cause think about it, the holocaust killed eleven million people, the world is already over populated, do you know how much worse it would be if it weren't for the holocaust? The world would probably like... end. So, as awful as the holocaust was, maybe it was somewhat neccasary.
It would be bad to kill baby Hitler because that would kinda destroy the world and make an alternate universe and we probably wouldn't exist and it would be a paradox! :S
And I would like to... shapeshift! Muggle Animagus :P
first of all, pinapplemicrophone, is is spelled J'onn J'onzz. Also, he doesn't go intangable, he changes his density. Second, Hank, you can beat Superman for superpowers. Look at Dr. Manhattan. He has Superman-esque powers, and he doesn't experience time linerarly. He has both super powers, and super brains! Dr. Manhattan for the win!
I know that it might be bad to say but... I don't think doing anything to Hitler would be good because he is like the main reson that Canada is an independent country today.
So you think that the fact that canada is an independent country is so good that it doesn't really matter that millions of people was killed and their familie's lives was destroyed???!!!!
Well, Superman is part- time, and he lives in Metropolis, a city that's bigger than Mazula. What about Batman? Playboy by day, crime fighter by night. But I see your point.
I appreciate the vid on superheros. They aren't as popular as Harry Potter, and they are just as awesome.
Um, Hank? You ARE a superhero. You are a Vlogbrother. And you hae saved many nerdfighter's lives with interesting videos.
DDDon't kill Hitler. If you kill Hitler as a baby, I'm sure someone who loved him sooner or later would be heartbroken. I think everything happens exactly as it should. And yeah, where would you draw the line? If you stopped the Vikings coming to Ireland and raping and murdering a lot of Celts, some of my friends wouldn't even have been born. Or maybe they would. IDK!! Grr
John Jones aka the martian manhunter's powers could beat supes coz jj just goes intangible or whatever and then uses kryptonite :D but i still <3 superman
I dont think it would be right to kill baby Hitler. You would be killing an innocent person. Sure, he had the potential to kill millions of people, but all of us have that potential. I think it would be alright to KIDNAP baby Hitler
You think spider man would be bored there? The tallest building in my town has 4 stories -_-
I would love the power to manipulate solid objects then you could, like, fly (by making myself (a soid object) go up into the air. Or just flying would be good.
My friend told me that Hitler originally wanted to be an artist but then he got kicked out or rejected from artist school. So maybe you could just go back and time and have him be an artist??
And who knows? Sure, none of us would have ever been born, but think where the world could be! Heck, had Hitler not killed all those people, we (as in the human race, not we as in us because we probably wouldn't be here as we are today) could be living on the moon right now!
If killing baby Hitler negated our existence as well as Hank's then Hank wouldn't be here to use his time traveling super powers to go back and kill baby Hitler in the first place. Oh noes, a paradox!
you can refer to a twilight zone episode to answer that question. a woman goes back in time and kidnaps and kills baby hitler, and when hitlers dad asks where he is, baby hitlers care taker, fearing her own life, goes out side and buys a baby off of a gypsy. so i would not say that you sould not kill baby hitler P.S im refering to the inferior 21 century version of the twilight zone
i would not kill baby hitler because of the paradoxal results which would negate my reason to go back and kill hitler which would mean he would live which would mean i would kill him and so on
Also, Stephen Fry wrote a book in which Hitler never existed...one of the characters sends a contraceptive pill back in time, to the well that Hitler's would-be father drinks from. Very cool book.
If I was a time traveling superhero, I'm sure I would accidentally screw up the space-time continuum and negate my own existence...but then...I'd never exist, so I would never go back in time and negate my existence in the first place...so then I would exist, and BAH. Paradoxes are lovely, confusing things.
you couldn't kill baby hitler. as horrible as he and the things he did were, they shaped the world as we know it. there would be no way of predicting the consequences of getting rod of him. it could, in the words of your brother, potentially go very wrong.
actually i was replying to a comment where someone thought that Catharine was his sister and i was like why would he flex at his sister cause thats weird
remember in that smallville episode where superman goes back in time to prevent lana from dying, succeeds, but then his father dies instead? that's why you can't kill baby hitler, because the universe will just find another way to balance itself... given that there is only a single timeline, of course.
alright so we go back in time kidnap baby hitler and keep him on an island in a lake in an island in a lake in the the Philippines with baby stalin and baby pol pot. And the best part, we call it the evil baby orphanage!
303archangel 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers 9
well technically Superman CAN travel in time. didn't he at one point fly around the earth so fast that he travelled several years into the future?
shoelace07 3 weeks ago
I guess I will write my opinion about killing baby Hitler: I'm a huge history nerd and I know that baby Hitler wasn't a national socialist. He was inspired to become a nazi when he was a teenager/young adult and therefore killing baby Hitler would be wrong, even though it would stop him from becoming a leader. He was after all technically not a bad person until his young adult years.
roxettepg 3 weeks ago
the ability to take away ppls powers for ur self prently
dftbawolf 1 month ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
watching them all
tati13221 1 month ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
Superman CAN travel in time! When Lois Lane was killed by the robot Doomsday, he flew backwards around the Earth and killed Doomsday, thus saving Lois! DFTBA!
andyanderson100 1 month ago
I love superhero questions too! DFTBA!
andyanderson100 1 month ago
According to the Doctor, there are fixed and flux points in history that you can change. Some of them you can't alter, and some you can.
RavnMTM 1 month ago
I was gonna say........ The Doctor...
MrNemBooks 1 month ago 4
a day befor my birthday <|=D
tati13221 1 month ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
In Superman I Supes time travels to save Lois though...
ccyrahh 2 months ago
So I'm rewatching Brotherhood 2.0 after 3 years and I've finally gotten around to watching Doctor Who. I listen to Hank and start giggling to myself "hehe he's basically talking about Doctor Who!" Scroll down to the comments section: Doctor Who related top comments.
I LOVE NERDFIGHTERIA!!
casandraonline 2 months ago 2
Yeah, I'm born on may 11th (1996)!!.
Personally, I think you can't kill baby Hitler.
'Cause then he would've never started WW2. And people wouldn't learn from those things. Imagine; all the wars, accidents and other stuff would be prevented, we'd make those faults again.
You've gotta learn from your mistakes.
But ofcourse you can go and save all the jews!
NERDFIGHTERS!! <3
I'm a girl, I'm from freaking holland, and I'm a nerdfighter since an hour ago.
For this vid, I'm from the future
dieskie2479 2 months ago 2
No, no. We don't kill baby Hitler. We lock him in a closet and disregard it for the rest of the episode.
thisiscateliot 3 months ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers 8
@thisiscateliot Lol, I bloody love that comment (--doctor who!!)
dieskie2479 2 months ago
watching them all!
masonman1222 3 months ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
any1 else going back and watching all the episodes?
poentasticgurl 4 months ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers 4
@poentasticgurl I am!
lemonice2700 4 months ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
@poentasticgurl Me! I just started last Friday :) u?
dannerzme 3 months ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
superman can time travel because he can just travel faster than the speed of light. SUPERMAN IS OVERPOWERED!!!!!
1rilk11 4 months ago
@randomlyfresh23
Her doctor was the one who persuaded her to not have an abortion so it is his fault Hitler was alive.
dirtyblondravenclaw2 4 months ago
With enough preparation batman can defeat any other super hero.
gimlic 4 months ago
It would be okay to kill baby Hitler because he tortured animals even as a kid.
Messed. Up. Dude.
seluuni 4 months ago
No need to kill Hitler. Just shove him in the closet.
veggiluver 5 months ago 2
Oh, goodness. All I can think about is how perfectly Hank is describing the Doctor... Without even realizing it... Even with the Hitler thing.
veggiluver 5 months ago
umm... superman did travel in time... in the first movie ???
hsm102103 5 months ago
Sounds like the prelude to the Evil Baby Orphanage =D
EmoOnTheInside123 5 months ago
@mythman1995 What about bacon flavoured candy?
jackdan594eatsdick 5 months ago
I asked people who were "pro-life", (most of them were guys) if they would go back in time and convince Hitler's mother to get an abortion.
randomlyfresh23 5 months ago
@randomlyfresh23 and what was the result?
em85m 4 months ago
@em85m
They were dumbfounded, but their opinions are totally irrelevant when it comes to abortion. The dont have vaginas, and theyll never know how guilty youll feel afterward, or the 'what if's' and 'shouldve, couldve, woudve's'.
randomlyfresh23 4 months ago
i have been on an epic quest to find the origin of the evil baby orphanage and i have just found it. i feel made of awesome.
carlopolous 5 months ago
Best super power ever; either being to shoot various forms of candy out of you hands or being able to shoot bacon out of your hands
Mythman1995 5 months ago
No, killing him as a baby would not be fine... He hadn't made the choices to fuck up the lives of 100s of millions of people until much later in his life. So, just wait until he's in his 20s, then kill him.
Also, I think Stalin and Mussolini should be on that list of people to kill in their 20s as well.
iluvme4never 5 months ago
@iluvme4never Yes but with the evil baby orphanage he would maybe save lives
JFriGuy 5 months ago
Good to know that Doctor Who can now be known as the greatest superhero. :D
thatnerdgirl2012 5 months ago
WHat about a time-stopping lady? *cough* Virginia from PoPS *cough*
GONEmypurpleflapjack 5 months ago
I enjoyed this video very much. ^_^ going through this playlist for the first time.. I'm trying to decide whether I'm nerdfighter material. Maybe not, but it doesn't mean I can't enjoy Hank's awesomeness!
JibertyKataangisLove 6 months ago
@JibertyKataangisLove If you want to be a nerdfighter, you are one :)
dumbledorerox98 5 months ago in playlist Vlogbrothers January 1 - May 22 3
Doctor Who!!! :D
Heartze 6 months ago 4
The Batman V. Superman thing has been handled in continuity of Superman/Batman.
They both lose.
PlasticTourist 6 months ago
@missiworld I was thinking the same thing
bassmata65 6 months ago
"Who would win in a fight between Mighty Mouse and Superman?"
"Superman. Because Superman is a real person, and Mighty Mouse is just a character."
prettyhippie865 6 months ago
@prettyhippie865 but superman is a character too
pingubrain 5 months ago
Going through my first B2.0 marathon. ^__^
This is incredible! :D
MrCh33pshot 6 months ago
So... DOCTOR WHO.
missiworld 7 months ago 116
Trek bikes rock! Also, thank you for wearing a helmet. Helmets decrease world suck in the form of people getting head injuries. DFTBA
toripup1 8 months ago 3
You wouldn't directly kill baby Hitler, you would instead convince his mom to get that abortion after all, despite what her doctor said.
oneofthousands1994 8 months ago in playlist All Brotherhood 2.0 Videos (simply for convience purposes)
haha flex in front of katherine and random ppl? thats hilarious!!!
dreamr3j 8 months ago 3
I loved how he talked about Timetravel, cause I'm obsessed with Dr. Who right now.
ADDawning 8 months ago 3
Oh my god, the killing baby Hitler concept was in an episode of the Twilight Zone. :0
Moonshard1214 8 months ago
adopted muscle memory would be an awsome super power
The1Ray1W1Johnson 8 months ago
1. Give Baby Hitler to some Jewish nuns or something.
2. Doctor Who states that there are fixed moments in time that shouldn't be meddled with.
3. Ah, hello SMALLVILLE had like 5 seasons before they moved to Metropolis. Montana needs a super hero, you can be that hero. Hank Green this is your calling.
motleyslushey 9 months ago 4
go by the rules of the Doctor in terms of Time Travel.
Okayiranga 9 months ago 72
@Okayiranga I was just thinking that!
MercuryBoi 9 months ago
The flexing part is both adorable and hilarious. :D
neniainas 9 months ago
I laughed so much in this video - Hank is hilarious. I mean, all vlogbrothers videos are awesome, but this one just made me lol a lot.
cyberpragya 9 months ago
You never mess with time on other news im writing (kinda) a book about i time travler who killed hitler and all the bad things that happened because he messed with time
booknerd12345511 9 months ago
Didn't Superman travel in time in the Superman movie when he turned the world backwards to save Lois Lane?
bassmata65 9 months ago
Um..I want a tardis
kelseyhm 11 months ago 5
'd flex a lot
I'd flex at Katherine
these are sentences that I am not forget
TheAninas 11 months ago
NerdFighters<3
HyperEmmie 11 months ago
Who would win The Doctor or Superman?
nillie1234 11 months ago 2
@nillie1234 Um The Doctor...By far
kelseyhm 11 months ago 3
I would want a tardis....
bluepinky45 11 months ago
This video even being 3.5 years old decreased my snow day suck! Thanks for that. As for killing baby Hitler: Why not just change his life for the better. Maybe adopt him and then adult Hitler might not have been such a douche...
betty63037 1 year ago 6
I would probably go for sticking a needle in baby Hitler's eye. But the Doctor would be with me and even though he doesn't like Hitler either, he'd say that this might be a fix point in time. And, you know, you can't mess around with fixed points.
gelingelingx 1 year ago
Is it just me, or did anyone else think of The Platoon of Power Squadron while Hank was talking about not having many people to save and working part time at a taco shop? I mean, that's pretty much Donald's character from 3:05 to 3:22
KatyReaL 1 year ago
wasn't there a TV episode about killing baby's in The Outer Limits series? cause this video sounds awfully familiar..... : )
purpletigerlover 1 year ago
Also veiwer 50,000. Sorry bro.
sheadatear 1 year ago
French the Llama, I'm viewer 50,000. winkitty. killing baby hitler? no. give him a toy. something to believe in.
Saichen 1 year ago
10 people don't want to kill baby Hitler
superstefan9991 1 year ago
I like telekinesis for a power.
chemexplosions 1 year ago
aqua man vs namor
SpicedHammers 1 year ago
I probably exist because of Hitler and so does one of my best friends. It's weird that I have to be thankful for the life that he in a way gave to me, when his life resulted in many other people dying.
DisaroChan 1 year ago
You wouldn't even have to kill baby Hitler, just kidnap him and raise him differently. But then there is the eternal problem of the fact that The Universe will find somebody to replace him to keep the flow of time regular...
Sebastianin2010 1 year ago
No It's Not ok. And Watch Doctor Who and that will Answer Your Qeustion
ashtonkutcherfan09 1 year ago 5
i woulden't kill hitler, like pooping, everybody dies (in your pants).
FuyuAkiWorld 1 year ago
I just climbed out from under my rock a few days ago to finally discover you guys... took me long enough. I am only to May 2007 in the never ending amount of videos there are.
Anyway, I just wanted to inform you that Superman CAN time travel. He flies around the world in the direction opposite of its natural orbital spin and somehow that allows him to go back in time... but he can't go forward in time... I think.
forgottensox 1 year ago
Not ok to kill baby Hitler cuz WW2 helped us get out of the depression cuz it created jobs!
miyluv 1 year ago
i would hate to be a time-travelling superhero. Maybe with me saving everyone and all, overpopulation would take place. And we would all have to resort to cannibalism. And as DELICIOUS as that sounds (not really) I wouldn't want to get addicted to human flesh then start eating my best friend just because I got really hungry... Yeah... Let's not have time-controlling superheroes.
thhfvr 1 year ago
Yeah, if I went back in time and stopped the Holocaust I'd almost certainly not exist. (I've thought about this stuff too much) I'm Jewish on my mom's side, and my grandma came to the US because of the Holocaust... So basically, she probably wouldn't have met my grandfather, and my mother wouldn't even exist, so I definitely wouldn't.
quinchles 1 year ago
...I think I love you.
jayempee123 1 year ago
LOL swing back and forth between the two builds, ...hike a lot
shantrues 1 year ago
You live near a highway 22? I live near a highway 22! (Alberta)
Highway 22 for the win!
Gaugaukkistonnian 1 year ago
Erm.... People on the fence about this should really watch Dr. Who
llilcat96 1 year ago
have you seen the twilight zone episode were a women goes back in time and poses as a new nanny for baby hitler and then she kills the baby but the real permenant nanny freaks out and steals a homeless women's baby and that is the baby that actually becomes hitler! Because the big thing is that you can't change the past for real because what ever you are planning to do you have techniquely already done it!
luvs2danc 1 year ago
Just re-educate baby Hitler!
ferngirltlc 1 year ago
I always used to daydream about magneto turning colossus into different shapes while colossus was in his metal form or whatever you call it. my favorite was when he turned him into a teapot and served coffee out of him to the brotherhood of evil members.
omghitbycar 1 year ago
my only thought is, if you travel back in time... DON'T GET INVOLVED IN BIG HISTORICAL EVENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Doctor Who... PLEASE TELL ME U LIKE THAT SHOW?!?!?! i'm a who Nerdfighter!
JessMeg7 1 year ago
FLYING
heranje 1 year ago
I would want Jean Grey's superpowers. Although I would NOT want to have that whole 'Phoenix' thing.
xbookfreekx 1 year ago
AAAAHHH! So your thing about a time travelling super hero... you should watch Doctor Who!!! It's the best show in existence! I mean he isn't really a super hero, but it's the same sort of time travelling concept, & it's awesome!!!
SheGlowsInTheDark 1 year ago
kill him!
floperd 1 year ago
I love how you basically summed up the character development of Hiro from Heroes throughout the series.
Campusanis 1 year ago
Why kill baby Hitler, you could try to raise him and see how it goes, and if he still end up bad you travel back in time and keep him father away from his mother, and hey! No Hitler without actually killing anything! I meant anyone!
orlina 1 year ago
what would happen if rin-ne (rumiko takahashi's new manga) vs inuyasha
FuyuAkiWorld 1 year ago
Did anyone bring up the fact that even though killing baby Hitler sounds like a good idea (except for the baby part,) that in trying to reduce the world's suck levels there is a good chance we would increase them? Just like the steam engine example. Perhaps we needed WWII & all of those horrible things to happen to be in the semi-decent state that it is in today (i.e. more democracies, the UN, ect.) Maybe if Hitler didn't come along, someone worse would have & we would royally screwed right now.
hauntedhope 1 year ago
*nerdsnort* But Superman can travel through time, my goodness, and you call yourself a nerd! Hah!
masterohumans 1 year ago
@masterohumans i call my self a nerd but hate spiderman, superman, batman, xmen, ect. i like heros like inuyasha, rinne, ect.
FuyuAkiWorld 1 year ago
i think that killing baby hitler wouldn't be good. but i feel that i could possibly condone killing a 10-year-old hitler if he exhibits any signs of evil. for instance: stealing cookies from a person who really wanted the cookies is a sure sign of evil
starshine343 1 year ago
ah, but you must remember that Superman can fly so fast that it acctualy reverses time so he does have Time Travel. He just tries not to complicated it by using it :/ yup . . . (^-')b
Ashiya223 2 years ago
The birth of EBO!
Angee816 2 years ago
i would kidnap baby hitler and give him to a nice happy family
allison2811 2 years ago
wait, did he say it was his birthday on may 11th? mine too!
ultimate24ultima 2 years ago
I'm sure this has already been said... and probably done, but a superhero in a small town forced to only be super part time due to a lack of crime sounds like it could be a really great, hilarious comic.
Acidreign666 2 years ago
The rating is 666 spooky! lol
nilethecooltwin 2 years ago
cough cough doctor who
Ftmark1 2 years ago
Why do people underestimate the importance of mind control! The brain is everything! If I could control minds than I would be so powerful. I mean it would work for good guys and bad guys too.
emeraldmaria 2 years ago
yeah, I don't think we should kill baby Hitler. Cause think about it, the holocaust killed eleven million people, the world is already over populated, do you know how much worse it would be if it weren't for the holocaust? The world would probably like... end. So, as awful as the holocaust was, maybe it was somewhat neccasary.
Twilightswan911 2 years ago
What if you trying to kill baby Hitler, made him become the evil mass murderer that he eventually became. Then you only hurt the future instead.
PrettyRachael19 2 years ago
It would be bad to kill baby Hitler because that would kinda destroy the world and make an alternate universe and we probably wouldn't exist and it would be a paradox! :S
And I would like to... shapeshift! Muggle Animagus :P
McManiacGirl 2 years ago
superman would totally win...
LoveShiaGDSN 2 years ago
Ugh I hate spiderman! Batman so pwns!
prongslover77 2 years ago 2
spiderman is my favorite super hero
linnett8bird7 2 years ago
Batman is awesome. Spiderman is whingy. Superman... meh, awesome powers, though.
I personally like telekenisis.
GIANTclaaam 2 years ago 2
Batman > Superman
GreetingsOfTheDamned 2 years ago
first of all, pinapplemicrophone, is is spelled J'onn J'onzz. Also, he doesn't go intangable, he changes his density. Second, Hank, you can beat Superman for superpowers. Look at Dr. Manhattan. He has Superman-esque powers, and he doesn't experience time linerarly. He has both super powers, and super brains! Dr. Manhattan for the win!
Candypirate11 2 years ago
I want the power to control electricity
Avakadoman1995 2 years ago
I know that it might be bad to say but... I don't think doing anything to Hitler would be good because he is like the main reson that Canada is an independent country today.
YukiiTaisho 2 years ago
So you think that the fact that canada is an independent country is so good that it doesn't really matter that millions of people was killed and their familie's lives was destroyed???!!!!
OMG
petnogakatten 2 years ago
Well, Superman is part- time, and he lives in Metropolis, a city that's bigger than Mazula. What about Batman? Playboy by day, crime fighter by night. But I see your point.
I appreciate the vid on superheros. They aren't as popular as Harry Potter, and they are just as awesome.
Oh, and i say kill baby Hitler. xDD
Foaly2001 2 years ago
wouldn't do it if i didn't!! :)
whatawittyusername 2 years ago
this is where i'm up to in watching all these videos.
whatawittyusername 2 years ago
ik im trying to catch up!!
BriIsTheFinestCheese 2 years ago
haha this is going to take like the rest of my life
whatawittyusername 2 years ago
very true but i luv them!!
BriIsTheFinestCheese 2 years ago
Um, Hank? You ARE a superhero. You are a Vlogbrother. And you hae saved many nerdfighter's lives with interesting videos.
DDDon't kill Hitler. If you kill Hitler as a baby, I'm sure someone who loved him sooner or later would be heartbroken. I think everything happens exactly as it should. And yeah, where would you draw the line? If you stopped the Vikings coming to Ireland and raping and murdering a lot of Celts, some of my friends wouldn't even have been born. Or maybe they would. IDK!! Grr
gk6147 2 years ago
John Jones aka the martian manhunter's powers could beat supes coz jj just goes intangible or whatever and then uses kryptonite :D but i still <3 superman
pineapplemicrophone 2 years ago
its not okay to kill baby Hitler. its not okay to kill any baby.
but teenage Hitler, now that i could live with. :DDD
holycowitsmer 2 years ago
You don't kill it, you put it in the Evil Baby Orphanage! XD
DFTBA
absolutebrightness 2 years ago 160
Mr. Hiro Nakamura equals JOKES!
KautiousKat 2 years ago
if baby hitler has a hitler stache like adult hitler...then no..if he doesent...yes..
ZeonNaraUchiha 2 years ago
I love superheroes!!! And my mom...
jmdatta 2 years ago
"You know what I love? MY MOM. But I also love questions about superheroes."
whitefluffyhat 2 years ago 99
I dont think it would be right to kill baby Hitler. You would be killing an innocent person. Sure, he had the potential to kill millions of people, but all of us have that potential. I think it would be alright to KIDNAP baby Hitler
You think spider man would be bored there? The tallest building in my town has 4 stories -_-
I would love the power to manipulate solid objects then you could, like, fly (by making myself (a soid object) go up into the air. Or just flying would be good.
starryeyedocean 2 years ago
My friend told me that Hitler originally wanted to be an artist but then he got kicked out or rejected from artist school. So maybe you could just go back and time and have him be an artist??
And who knows? Sure, none of us would have ever been born, but think where the world could be! Heck, had Hitler not killed all those people, we (as in the human race, not we as in us because we probably wouldn't be here as we are today) could be living on the moon right now!
raindrrop 2 years ago
If killing baby Hitler negated our existence as well as Hank's then Hank wouldn't be here to use his time traveling super powers to go back and kill baby Hitler in the first place. Oh noes, a paradox!
Tardis910 2 years ago
yes it ok to kill baby hitler and the best super power ever is the power to have any super power.
msyteryz 2 years ago
you can refer to a twilight zone episode to answer that question. a woman goes back in time and kidnaps and kills baby hitler, and when hitlers dad asks where he is, baby hitlers care taker, fearing her own life, goes out side and buys a baby off of a gypsy. so i would not say that you sould not kill baby hitler P.S im refering to the inferior 21 century version of the twilight zone
fauxphantom1 2 years ago
I totally saw that episode. strange episode but still good.
jennypenny001 2 years ago
if you killed him, history wouldnt happen the same and so you and I most likely would not exist. and that would suck.
soccer4life911 2 years ago
Artemis Fowl says thats not possible.
jennypenny001 2 years ago
Artemis Fowl means nothing to me.
soccer4life911 2 years ago
well if the great depression didnt happen i think hitler wouldnt be so corrupt
EXPNED 2 years ago
Kill baby hitler!!!
saehay 2 years ago
I think that you could just kidnapp baby Hitler then raise him very nicely.
3220385 3 years ago 3
I would end up negating my own existence the very first time I went back in time and wouldn't even get to enjoy the powers.
senorsqueakydesk 3 years ago
Please, hank. Flex away.
MidnightMourning 3 years ago
i would not kill baby hitler because of the paradoxal results which would negate my reason to go back and kill hitler which would mean he would live which would mean i would kill him and so on
wonwonwova 3 years ago
u should change the course of baby hitlers life
Prettypennyjumper 3 years ago
This is my birthday video.
Makes me happy.
Tuzaya 3 years ago
You don't need super powers you just need a blue phone box, a sonic screwdriver and some big hair :D... it's Doctor Who...
wearsredsox21 3 years ago
Agree 100%
3220385 3 years ago
"Would it be okay to kill baby Hitler?" Aha! That made me crack up!
20sonicscrewdriver12 3 years ago
Also, Stephen Fry wrote a book in which Hitler never existed...one of the characters sends a contraceptive pill back in time, to the well that Hitler's would-be father drinks from. Very cool book.
valerie2776 3 years ago
If I was a time traveling superhero, I'm sure I would accidentally screw up the space-time continuum and negate my own existence...but then...I'd never exist, so I would never go back in time and negate my existence in the first place...so then I would exist, and BAH. Paradoxes are lovely, confusing things.
valerie2776 3 years ago
you couldn't kill baby hitler. as horrible as he and the things he did were, they shaped the world as we know it. there would be no way of predicting the consequences of getting rod of him. it could, in the words of your brother, potentially go very wrong.
chateauonariverboat 3 years ago
Don't kill hitler as a baby... or at least read stephen fry's 'Making History' before you do ...
iTreeProductions 3 years ago
Is Katherine his sister?
poogle48130 3 years ago
Katherine is his wife.
convosisters 3 years ago
why would he flex at his sister that would be weird
wonwonwova 3 years ago
his wife...
ninjafinity 3 years ago
actually i was replying to a comment where someone thought that Catharine was his sister and i was like why would he flex at his sister cause thats weird
wonwonwova 3 years ago
Flexing at random people- whew that really made me laugh.
highfivefourthree21 3 years ago
hitler was supposed to be an abortion. his mom thought about it, quite seriously. so i'd go back and try to convince her to actually abort him.
Ziggystarla 3 years ago
If you go to the future, and you go back to the present, technically, you can still change the future.
someone332 3 years ago
That's why Clark Kent moved to Metropolis from Smallville. Even though the show makes Smallville look pretty darn exciting.
Frunobulaxian 3 years ago
remember in that smallville episode where superman goes back in time to prevent lana from dying, succeeds, but then his father dies instead? that's why you can't kill baby hitler, because the universe will just find another way to balance itself... given that there is only a single timeline, of course.
dannay 3 years ago 2
glad to find another smallville fan :D
XpsychotickissX 2 years ago
batman has a kryptonite gun, so ya hed definitely win over superman
XpsychotickissX 3 years ago
Batman... because Superman is feminine and lame.
frazzified 3 years ago
Doctor Who can travel time. Youtube search it. Doctor Who.
OverdoseStudios 3 years ago 2
superman traveled back in time
timsbro2000 3 years ago
as for the batman/superman
they'd both lose to Alf.
because he had the best comic!
deathkitty23 3 years ago
well gee chuck Norris wins.
killer234112 3 years ago
i just want to say, superman could (and did frequently) travel in time. do your hero research... otherwise, im addicted to these vlogs good job
sanchezxc 3 years ago
yea didn't he just go faster
than the speed of light
or something to do that?
deathkitty23 3 years ago
Ha I was thinking that the whole time. He can obviously fly fast enough to break the time barrier...check the comics Hank!
:D
sideaccount72 3 years ago
there is way too many things connected to hitler and messing with him will mess with everything