classic squaddie bed trick

[goldenshowercap]

An oldie but a goodie

[smudger746]

the dance of the flaming arseholes was a great game for drunken squaddies as well.. the amount of times i singed my arse hairs ha ha....

[misshoneytrap1989]

lol glad 2 c ur having fun xxx

[ashehurst1]

LOL some things never change, good stuff!

[InfantryChans91]

fucking classic, done it many times myself

[kazerb]

LoL we did this on Army work exp to this guy who was on a bunk.... We took the bottom and top bunk springs outt nd he went to go on the top and Bam! he woz on the floor LOL

[2010nottslad]

ahaha funny shit

[gammaguy117]

ha

we rig beds at camps to

its funny as hell wen the room nco's bed crashes to the ground

[benguy69]

that is brilliant!! i love it how the cameraman just sits there wetting himself!!

[crowder211]

in 2003 I was sleeping under my truck in iraq on a roll mat. The lads dug a trench under said roll matt and due to the height restriction under a truck I rolled onto my bed and dropped about 3 foot! bastards had even removed all the sand and scattered it so i wouldnt know, they were in the back of the wagon pissing themselves! classic...

[heston99]

LOL!!! british sqauddies best in the world!!!

[MissKeez]

Good one!

[raywells1]

@MissKeez have you heard of kiss the bucket

[MissKeez]

@raywells1 nooo?...

[raywells1]

@MissKeez hey look it up on the tube im gona do it soon im on fb ray wells

[Pr3d4t0R6sic6]

another classic what we use is when we clear, we leave people with a leaving present, you can open the locker enough to put in a can of shaving foam, but pierce it first :) some people think it's jack as fuck but it is funny

[LiviJones]

in every english speaking country, the victim's first words are always, 'what the fuck?'

[SchoolGuy2]

Haha beats the crap out of putting ur shit in someone elses bergen on a recce

[pinkypoopz]

lol

[sgtsobota]

longmoore?

[jocky102]

im an ex squaddy and that is a classic, we have done and i've had it done to myself many times, it is funny.. there are many more games but obviously one in particular wasnt played anywhere except my old regiment.... called passing the mars bar.... if you are squeemish you wouldn't like to see it lol

[trouty211]

Pass the mars is a heanious game played alover the army fella, it's not just one regiments prize. Unless your a Para, I have witnessed frozen beer enema's in Norway some ten years ago, the trick was to put a tube up your ricker with a funnel attached, a jug of beer was then poured into the victims colon then forced out, hopefully it would feeze so they could be measured for length.

[jocky102]

i dont mean anywhere else in the army, i mean i havent seen it anywhere else apart from in the army, im in civi street now and i know civis dont play it.. thats what i mean, i know squaddies do wierd and wonderful things, some things that would turn the stomach of a mere mortal lol

[misshoneytrap1989]

actually im a civvy and i gotta admit u guys have a strange sense of humour but guess ya need it. gotta admit sum of the stuff my mates and fiance have told me is funny as hell xxx

[ditdatdot]

@trouty211

wish the marines had army humour. when i joined 45 commando as soon as i got posted to abroath, the guys kidnapped me durin the nite and put me in the washing machine and turned it on haha. sick bastards. but nice prank you guys pulled. what reggi you in anyway?

[XxROBERTSONx]

@jocky102 wtf is pass the mars bar lol sorry not in the army YET

[jocky102]

@XxROBERTSONx pass the mars bar is when you get a group of guys in a circle and the 1st guy opens the mars bar packet, takes a big bite and chews for 10 seconds...... he then passes it into the mouth of the person on his right ( or left) and after 10 seconds that 2nd person passes it on to the 3rd person.... you keep going until someone pukes...and you will.... then the loser has to buy the drinks... believe me it is no longer just mars bar by the time it is by the 3rd person, its spit and sick

[XxROBERTSONx]

@jocky102 eww lol thats mingin likes but supose if ya dont do it yell be a shit bag nd u can get a free drink out of it

[nazalarocks]

Works even better if you do it with bunk beds :]

[kimbers1984]

That's quality, I remember doing that in my younger days in the Cadets to our SGT

[tangyzee]

lmao... this is about d umpteenth time i'm watching this. dat guy's laugh makes my rib crack lol...niceone boyz

[12487643]

we always do this even in cadets the best one is unhooking the bed from the end stands and let it balance and then they get on its so funny

[brio76]

omg iv done that so many times and it never gets boring lol