Re: MOONSPEAK LOL

[ROFLMASTUR]

O JAPAN Y U SO SILLY

[GaxKi]

come at me bro

[Gazonkie]

he's actually still sitting in that room today, in the exact same pose...

[atomitube]

これはこれこれれこれはここれはここれこ

これは、これはここでこのレコードであることです。

[dtek40k]

Meanwhile in Japan...

[HotsumaLaizenJou]

*Lulz* He's looking into my soul with that ridiculous expression on his face! 0ω0

[TheEvalove9]

糞だろ



[TheEvalove9]

あの男きもい



[IcarusLives666]

Obvious green screen is obvious

[OrionoftheStar]

@ristowe7 I don't think she does either.

[flyffman121]

I like how the woman is all like "What the hell are you doing?"

[hellschatt]

oh fck i disliked this video accidently.

[TheSK2x]

Erm... Ok?

[jonker21]

Epic troll maneuver.

[ExtremeDillonX3]

Tat Fawce.

[Binx4Eva1604]

Woman: Oh god, kill me now

Me: HAHAHAHA!! Wait, what just happened???

[Elzilcho87]

Bitch got served

[ShadyKitsune]

Culture tip: this is the japanese equalient of saying "I don't give a shit about your business" and flipping the other person off.

[SS5NitroMonkey]

0:37 heil hitler

[Thefirsttemplerist]

How the fuck did I get here and what is this?

[Binx4Eva1604]

What the woman is thinking: What the fuckity fuck just happened?!

[Teamo86]

king of creeps

[izvarzone]

wtf is that?

[forgottenmaz]

Here in America we eat each other's business cards. And each other's businesses. FOR BREAKFAST

[Mikuruification]

@forgottenmaz

I think Obama is a pretty cool guy. eh Mind fuck americans and doesn’t afraid of anything.

[Tobifan4444]

For those who don't get it, throwing away a business card or putting it in your back pocket is an insult in Japan. So it would only make sense that this is a huge insult.

[Jc40k1]

Why does it look like he's in front of a blue screen.

[evildnalor]

he was mad because she was not taking off her clothes?

[ocb1000]

wut

[helgenx]

In Japan, giving your business card and receiving one is a traditional practice and is a blessing toward both business, however, what he did is totally disgraceful and never seen or shown on any television program or spoken of. It's extremely disrespectful... That's why it's hilarious!

[hotelmario510]

Welcome to Japan.

[RockFlash21]

i think he was trying to troll her mind.....and he succeeded

[TheSymmachus]

Do you notice at around :46 where the man's head zooms in, yet the brick wall behind him doesn't?

[LlortnA]

Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Eros983]

If you have a business card. . .

and I have a business card. . .

and I have my hand, there it is, that's the hand you see?

Now, my hand reaches. . . acroOoOoOoss the room

and starts to crush your business card

I.

Crush.

Your.

Business card.

I CRUSH IT UP.

[SolidMike]

@Eros983

See Eros983 gets it

[viniversum]

top comments lol

[russkiysamurai]

ЛОЛ!

[h17dLg]

これは

吹くwwwww

[thefury187]

I'm 20 and what is this?

[SoshoKittycat]

Owned.

[Reno750]

Obligatory Featured On TVTROPES!

[emanresu981]

wut

[BlakeFalling]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[robinjam304]

@BlakeFalling Y U NO TOP COMMENT

[BlakeFalling]

@robinjam304 lol

[loluntilmypie]

... How did I... get here?

[KygonGames]

0:28 Never ignore a bro fist, NEVER! >:(

[Beriorn]

@KygonGames Bitch left him hanging. Never ignore the bro fist.

[EpsilonX95]

0:48 Looks like they're using the same zoom-in effects as the Zelda CD-i games. Lol

[SapphireLombardi]

The Hitler salute. He's doing it wrong.

[CirqueDuCloud]

Card Crusher. Sexy motherfucker.

[Makaveli25x]

the zooming in..hitchcock could not have done this any better. this truly is a masterpiece

[Smoothy062]

*drops card on the table*

"You got served..."

[TY7ON3]

TROLLFACE.JPG

[Ratznium]

Turoru feesu.jpg

[NuCemical]

haha, so thats where it came from..

[CRM114HAL1]

0:37 Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant!

[Caboose727]

is this what the want a chilidog and emerald crusher vids are based off of?

[23house23]

Please God get me off the internet.

[23house23]

what is this

[brawMSTR]

0:40 heil!

[SuperFlicky]

dat greenscreen

[nagasako7]

Tim and Eric Awesome Show seem to copied This show.

Just like

2chan => 4chan

[buildingeverything]

The only reason Japan is so rich is that 95% of youtube's profits (forcefulnessly) go to Japan for all these videos.

[dagahanfdm]

lolwut?

[ristowe7]

I have absolutely no idea what just happened.

[SoraTheDarkPrince]

@ristowe7 shit just got real

[supleted]

@ristowe7 the women is being interviewed by this human resource manager, and the human resource guy just crumpled up her business card.

[Argroh]

@ristowe7 I miss the subtitled ones...

[beamoflaser]

looks like typical jap porn to me

[lorezonavarro]

is it just me. or do the walls not move closer when it zooms in on his face?

[fgsfds8]

@lorezonavarro

It's because the camera isn't actually zooming in. His head is getting bigger.

[PrivateAkdeniz]

@lorezonavarro looks like you are high as fuck.

[astosky]

didn't this video used to not be famous?!

[gohpenghng1]

idk but that chick is hot

[joaofwolf]

É o homem mais japones que eu já vi

[TwoUpWeb]

Fucking alpha right there. Betafags need not apply.

[Xsniper90X]

Male 18-24

Male 25-34

Male  13-17

really? lol

[TheMasterTelevision]

The most epic angles of any feature video presentation ever.

[xniii]

- God!... This no have sence!... More i watch, more i don't understand!

[Sinitsu]

@xniii In Japan it's incredibly rude to crush someone's business card in front of them, this guy does it and puts on his best troll face going "You mad?"

[xniii]

@Sinitsu thanks!

[weasel77111]

Did Tim and Eric direct this video?

[MrQuantumCola]

... WOW im ... amazed he is now my hero :D

[mixitman92]

lol what a trollface

[Sonofsweetness]

I don't know what theyre saying, but this is how I think it went down.

Card crusher: so is this your bussiness card?

Women: yes, yes it is.

*crush*

*awkward star*

in card crushers mind and body language: i don't want your damn card bitch!

Some reply if I'm correct

[TheCoolster]

This is from a Japanese DVD called "How To Make People Angry"

[tehmaninblack]

07fags. 07fags everywhere.

[megajebus]

False Advertisement!

[Ikkitsu]

125 people can't understand moonspeak.

[whyyoumadbrah]

I love how he's being totally serious while she's just staring at him like .....what?

[FREggE94]

IZANAGI!!!

[TehSalomon]

At first I was like o_o

But tnen I lol'd!

[Arumorilfy]

I always thought the woman made a wtf face at the end

[withagun76]

God I love this meme XD

[wangtang32000]

and there you have it, the most epic meme on the internet.

[Hotdog40404040404]

i just want to know what you would do after

[THERANDOMGAMEOVER]

i wish i could do that face..

[HackingAModdedGlitch]

He would definitely beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest.

[Splicer47]

I just lol'd hardcore and idk why

[Irox417]

Ok, this vid is really,really,reallyyyyyyyyyyy­yy pissed me off.............

[Sora2314]

Persona!! *boosh*

[PERSONAfan01]

@Sora2314 lol

[TheMadisonMachine]

WHAT IS THIS?!?!? IM SO FREAKIN SCARED!!!

O.O

[kexari]

MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK!

[akogi1987]

OMGLOLOLOLOLOL XDXDXD I had no idea what this was at all but WTF XDXD?!?!

[JmanRomania]

lol wut

[JmanRomania]

what is this

[XxMaJiNKiLLaHxX]

1911 foar teh win.

[GIRlikestocos123]

Dear Japan

WTF?

sincerely, the rest of the world.

[ComradeDmytro]

Maybe I misunderstood the video, but I don't see ANYTHING funny in this... No, really!

[ThePipoca77]

is this supose to game me a bonner?

[uxet]

Best video, ever.

[Nisshoku1729]

what I'm wondering, is why are they filming this in front of a blue screen...

[JoeV3ctor]

@Nisshoku1729 Surely it's cheaper to replace blue with an image than getting actual furniture and setting it up?

[FunKCX]

Please let us keep the good people of Japan ( this fruity person too ) in our best wishes and hopes. Let's hope some of your well off nearby neighbors lend a great big helping hand (S. Korea, Russia, China). Old prejudices die hard.

[LazyMan9000]

Card Crusher...

For when pissing in their face just isn't quite enough.

[0Xexanoth0]

I came...

[EastlakeLAX22]

the card says "we have sex now"

[ThePandaCoco]

LOLOLOLOLOL... C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! :D

[SkwerlBergamot]

I'M TRIPPIN FUCK BALLZ

[DaRksHaDoW7686]

and so the legend begins

[sumguy49]

'fuck just happend...?

[Shaughn3668]

@sumguy49 She had handed him her business card, in hopes for a job.

He didn't take it very well.

[ZioKz18]

Epic Face, Epic face, EPIC FACE!!!!!!!!!!...FINISH HER!

[bananaphoneman12]

Good lord this is uncomfortable to watch

[SheetzDumpsterLover]

Was this on Tim & Eric?

[Darkside1025]

the camera angles are fuckin great man

[Markalas]

is this the equivalent of jizzing on a girl's face for the luls?

[MrCoCota]

lol

[boethiah12]

lol. @ 0:22 you can hear a guy laugh.

[Lenks]

He just raped her children.

[LadyYuzuki]

Lol as soon as he crushed it, some jazz music that sounds almost like porno music came on and added a totally different atmosphere XD

mack09339's comment didn't help either XDD

[DASERBEDERFINSTERNIS]

on my channel is a best of from him

[CPtheboss69]

:41 nazi!

[BunchesBundles77]

I laugh harder the more I watch. The suspense...

[Soulcastthewolf]

3607 people hate these comments

[sesshomerulilsis]

ZOMG!!!!!!!!! O.O

[tFighterPilot]

So that's where this meme is from.

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[sRowTL985]

bitches love it when you crush cards. what the video doesn't show you is that she sucked his dick immediately after that.

[papapudding]

@sRowTL985 You mean got fucked by tentacles and blurry blobs.

[FINalFANTAsyKIDDO]

I should have been like this to the guy who gave me his number. Haha

[CumbachIsACity]

Ich würde mich da totlachen... Die Frau! Total gechillt und geduldig... Oh mann... :D

[kitsune720]

Ooooooooooookay... 

[atfyntify]

What does moonspeak mean?

[iGrowl]

MIND-RAPED.

[CarmineAbattoir]

This gets weirder and weirder every time I watch it XI

[FunKCX]

Rape face just came at the same time

[anjuta12]

now thats friggin scary O___________O

[ghtyy2]

1 Go to Japan

2 Ask for business card

3  Crumple it

4 ???????

5 PROFIT

[Yamigo1000]

Problem, Miss.

No? Thought not. Get back in your kitchen...

[Heltoray]

HOW COULD I LIVE WITHOUT WATCHING THIS

[R4PH4EL55]

XD this was epic ! The "win" expression of his face is just great :D

[TheThirdSock]

I am so terribly confused.

[LadyYuzuki]

@TheThirdSock

The card he crushed was a business card she had to pretend was hers. It's an insult to crush them.

[xniii]

- I'm confused!

[anotherguttersnipe]

CARDO CRUSHOU!!!!!!!

[DerEineDa96]

0:37 NAZI!!!

[akbjdjd]

素晴らしい！！！！

[zhogas]

wtf japan rocks

[bonkuraysan]

im confused and yet... it is awesome

[FernCloud123]

OMFG YES.

[Fargoth48]

На нах, ёпта.

[lumpwump]

You see the look on that man's face kids?

That's the look of supreme satisfaction.

[horo30]

This is so full of win.

I clapped to this video. I dunno why.

It was just. So fucking. Amazing.

That guy deserve a medal.

[krimsonchin117]

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!

[Sindelita]

japanesses are the wierdst people !

[BAB13100]

@Sindelita And you are the newest of fags!

[EUniverseOfficial]

@Sindelita

Hi ^___^

Remember! Stereotyping an entire race is about as useless as driving a car with no wheels.

[bonkuraysan]

@EUniverseOfficial actually driving a car with no wheels is better. you wont go anywhere very fast so at least you wont crash

[EUniverseOfficial]

@bonkuraysan

Well, you don't go very far in either scenario. But, I'm glad you understand the gist of it : )

[fhistleb]

This.... is my day in a nutshell.

[Mance200]

....I don't know whether this is win or if my brain is just completely filling up with fuck.

[horo30]

@Mance200 Lol i dont even know wtf this means.

But it just feels so fucking cool.

I dunno why.

[goochmas]

Card Crusher Attack!

[KoolJayJ]

i want to bang that japanese women.... mmmmm