HOLD X TO WIN

[Janicealvein]

Action Bastard is the best at everything

[tehEngineer3]

is this sonic generations or sonic colors?

[GamerDownUnder]

senic form is bets jegehog

[RhaeggtheMouseHoard]

dafuq does kim sound like?

[pantsmanleo]

Who the fuck watches Kim Possible?

Also, that stage is so amazing, Boost to Win or not.

[thapoint09]

@pantsmanleo:

...I used to. Should I be ashamed?

[dsidewd]

now get 1st place

[Starfoxteam1]

Nice to see Sega brought back Blast Processing in Sonic Generations

[TARDISES]

These comments are INFECTED.

GET THE INFECTION AWAY FROM OUR GLORIOUS GO FAST!

... I will back my words with nuclear fusion. *Explosion Sign "Peta Flare"*

[CDub7888]

The title of this vid is an accurate summary of Sonic games as of late.

That's kinda disappointing.

[Rambowjo2]

got go fatst



[ChickenNugets96]

Your CPU needs blast processing.

[StarTheWolf32]

I believe SEGA use to say it best: BLAST PROSSESSING!

[pokepoke302]

I SEE ALOT OF PEOPLE IS FROM CANTERLOT.

[magicaIpineapple]

i went slow once and it was horrible

[Terrafuror]

I SEE EVERYONE SPEAKING IN CAPS AND I THINK "BEEP BEEP MEOW?"

[lolmo4]

RUN ON ROOFS FASTER YOU TOO SLOW

[ShadowGlove84]

KIM TEACH ME HOW TO GO FAST HOLDING THE X BUTTON DOESN'T MAKE ME AS RADICAL AS YOU

[wresd123]

HEY KIM WHAT LEVEL IS THIS?

[ShadowGlove84]

@wresd123 ROOFTOP RUN

[Dakeekah]

NO ONE CAN GO FASTER THAN THAT ACTION BASTARD

[L2DaK2Dap]

Can you make another video with annotations telling me how to go fast?

[CreatingMagic]

Holy shit [Dicks] [Cocks] [Butt] [Ass] oh god I lold

GOTTA GO FAST

[Spigele]

you are now reading the annotations in kim's voice

[BearsAteMyCat]

QTE: The Game

[Bloodlyshiva]

@BearsAteMyCat Road Avenger returns. I swear I heard the beep for putting in the commands.

[Naxwell]

ACTION BASTARD is on some next level shit.

[Kao108]

GOTTA GO FUCKING FASTER

[Wow67122]

LOWERCASE IS TOO MAINSTREAM

[Sciencebro]

I guess that's why the anime's called SONIC X.

[KefkaJr]

I love this level. Also most poignant commentary ever.

[lilT0021]

THIS VIDEO MAKES ME WANNA TYPE IN CAPS!!!!

lol great video

[Xick]

No one goes fast like ACTION BASTARD.

[jakeman1245]

lol at the tags

[cooldude1886]

looks like someone is addicted to go fast

[Sparkz1607]

Nothing stands in your way, Kim?

Then I guess we better call you...

*sunglasses*

Kim Possible.

[mccranky2]

at first i thought those was the lyrics to the background music XD

[ShadowRiz]

No joke, this is actually how I played the demo as modern sonic.

[HugTower]

Holy shit, Deathwing is a fast motherfucker.

[BorderlandSkylights]

HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME LIKE KIM: DON'T BE A NOOB!

[landioma]

I see your computer lacks BLAST PROCESSING.

[LordBunbuns]

gottam go farst

[CommunismCrusher]

Just gonna tell you, Kim, that you inspired me to never go slow when playing this game.

It's cost me many deaths.

[GrandMasterGalvatron]

NEXT TIME PLAY THE LEVEL AND USE SUPER SONIC FOR MAXIMUM GOTTA GOT FASTNESS

[qurazy]

WHY ARE YOU PLATFORMING INSTEAD OF RUNNING SUPER FUCKING FAST FUCK U SONIC

[hagenisse]

SHUTUP PONIES NO TIME WE ALL GOTTA SPEED AND THE BATTERY ON THIS THING IS GOING OUT IN 2 MINUTES BUT I'LL BE HOME TO SEE MORE SPEEDING BEFORE I EVEN KNOW IT SINCE I SPEED AWAY ALL THE TIME

GOTTA SPEED

[Sparkz1607]

OH SHIT HE REPLIED TO MY COMMENT

...LUNA IS THE NEW BILLY MAYS

'NUFF SAID

[loginlover]

WE COULD NOT BE HAPPIER! IS THAT NOT CLEAR?

[JJHHAAAA]

GOTTA GO FAST

[mattchewwu2]

@ 1st its ACTION BASTARD!

[D3YD]

FUCKING CAPS ARE AMAZING, RIGHT GUYS.

[Minnakht23]

LOOK AT THIS

LIKE SPRINTING INTO THE CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS

HEAVY RISK, BUT THE SPEEEEED

[ShadowGlove84]

CAPS LOCK TO WIN

[ArwingAce48]

THIS ENTIRE COMMENTS PAGE AND YOUR EXISTENCE IS CAPS LOCK.

[Walrus2030]

@Sparkz1607

NICE LUNA REFERENCE MATE.

[tfhkyoshi]

WHY ARE ALL THE COMMENTS KIM RESPONDS TO IN ALL CAPITALS?

[dancinginfernal]

Kim, I think you should cut down on the speed.

[adejobi1000]

GOTTA SPEED KEED

[kehnis]

ACTION BASTARD IS NOW 3RD PLACE! SUPA IS NOW 5TH!

[flameboy1132]

ACTION BASTARD BASTARD SPEED

[nomedeusuarionaodisp]

you gone fast son

[TarielMaeda]

ACTION BASTARD FTW

[PanicIGaming]

LOL the annotations make this vid XD

[UssedCzr]

gotta go fast

[PRETYPRINCESSPATCHES]

DAMN THOSE ANNOTATION

[sp4cehouse]

ACTION BASTARD, when not GOING FAST is looking at loli poon

[IIIIIACEIIIII]

those annotations were fucking funny

[haloboz]

"Run, like the little bastard you are!"

*ACTION BASTARD*

[xoyv]

TRADITIONAL CANTERLOT VOICE

[Bonerhead02]

RANK SUX

[hagenisse]

HOW THE HECK DOES SONIC RUN SO FAST IS HE ON CRACK OR WHAT HE NEVER RUNS THIS FAST IN THE OTHER GAMES NOT EVEN THE OLDER COOL GAMES I LOVED AND REMEMBER SO WHY DOES HE RUN SO FAST WOAH

[Sparkz1607]

HEY KIM-KIM A FEW OF YOUR FANS THINK YOU'RE SPEAKING IN THE TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT SPEAKING VOICE

THEY'RE KIND OF CORRECT

FUNNY, I DIDN'T KNOW TINY SMILING HORSES LIKED TO GO FAAASSSTTT

[SupaGoGoMan]

@Sparkz1607 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO ROYAL CANTERLOT IS.

[TheGuitarHeroHero]

@SupaGoGoMan IT'S FROM MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. SEASON 2.

[mightyshockwave]

@SupaGoGoMan

It's a pony thing.  Pay it no mind.

[Sum1Important]

@SupaGoGoMan CANTERLOT IS A PLACE WHERE SCALED DOWN HORSES THAT ONE IS ENTITLED TO RESIDES IN AND IS MOSTLY INHABITED BY FANCY HORSES OR SOMETHING

[MARI06OO]

@SupaGoGoMan canterlot is a city from my little pony

[McLawls]

@SupaGoGoMan REALLY? I ALWAYS FIGURED YOU'D MAKE A GOOD BRONY.

[pacman4d]

@Sparkz1607 WHAT ABOUT THY RAINBOW DASH

[Sparkz1607]

@pacman4d OH FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT

NEW RUMOR: KIM IS ACTUALLY RAINBOW DASH

[DJBRON3]

@Sparkz1607 WELL KIM IS SPEAKING IN THOU TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE, BUT ALSO IS VERY FAST.

SO I GUESS KIM IS A MIXTURE OF THOU RAINBOW DASH AND PRINCESS LUNA?

PRINCESS DASH?!

[DoctorScienceMan]

Class, I want you to pay close attention to this video. This is a textbook example of how you use annotations properly. They don't have to all be humorous like most were in the video, but the idea is that they add great appeal to a video instead of being useless or otherwise just spamming it up. Any questions?

[AnonIonCannon]

gotta go fast

[Somefurfag]

Why did you not turn off these fucking button prompts? You don't need to be reminded that you press A to jump, god damn.

[cooldude1886]

you ain't goin fast enough until you've traveled through time to get a time of 00:00:00

[Bloodtanker]

Holy fuck, I'm not sure what I watched, but god damn, it was AWESOME!

[k2thereaper]

Isn't, LITERALLY, the plot of the game, that in order to fix the alteration of time and space, you need to go fast enough through each zone that the speed causes the continuum to correct itself?

In other words, the very literal plot to the game is that you GOTTA GO FAST?

[NovaeRemnant]

ACTION BASTARD HERE

THIS VIDEO IS OUTDATED, I GOT KICKED BACK TO FOURTH

BUT I WILL RETURN ON TOP!

YOU CAN'T DEFEAT THE BASTARD!

[TheBigCheezeHipster]

Too slow bro.

[GrawIy]

CUMON STEP IT UP CUMON STEP IT UP CUMON STEP IT UP TOO SLOW YOURE TOO FUCKING SLOW

[DudemanofAwesome]

HOW FAST CAN YOU GO SANIC?

[NoiseKidd]

just wish that this game would stop being so childish

[sundowniseeu]

I'm not just any bastard.

IM A BASTARD OF ACTION!

[Prnnce]

The map had time to load ?

You're not fast enough.

[jambalolk]

i feel sorry for youtube enchancer users. You're missing out the annotations.

[eobb1]

was that good?

[gizlone]

Jesus christ you're good

[Nagalfar4]

CAN GO FAST

[shootmehardled]

for some reason i pictured all this being done by the heavy.

[ignas1130]

RANK 10 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU SLOW PIECE OF SHIT YOU GOTTA GO FAST YOU FUCKING DUMBASS NEED MORE SPEED GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING MORON GO GET MORE SPEED

[Nomadiusultra]

To get those annoying hoops, you gotta jump a little bit before the star post and boost mid-air. It's really annoying to have a very luck-based fast route that late in the level.

[OctopusGuy2]

GODDAMN ACTION BASTARD

[CzBacklash]

I'm like like 3 ranks behind you bro!

[COZYTW]

GOTTA HAVE ALL THAT SUNSHINE GIVE ME THAT SUNSHINE I'M GOING TO GOUGE ON IT AND DROWN IN IT FUCK THE WEREHOG

[oldnew07]

I watched this 3 times

[TheVulcon]

OH NO! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!

....ah!

[Punteldem]

2:37 look at the results: Dicks Cocks Butts Ass

[DoctorPretentious]

@Punteldem didn't even see it...

[asspunker2me]

@Punteldem Sux

[Stegblob]

Real men change the music for every single level to Toxic Caves

[Jynweythek501]

1:54 Did the game just sneeze?

[snackish12]

swagg

[gamemaster257ROBLOX]

TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT SPEAKING VOICE OR FAST?

[YayaIWin]

0:30

SANFORD KONG WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY ME

[ericsletsplays]

Hold x to go fast.

[AcidicAlpha]

CAPS LOCK MAKE GO FAST.

[origamikiller012]

is kim gay?

[Akzon0r]

Ples gift controlr :>>)))000000000

[ExitJMouse]

Goddamn. Well done, SupaGoKim.

[MentalNinj4]

SPEAK IN FAST CAPS

[slyguy33945]

Caps lock must do something with speed and getting faster

[AkatsukiYukino]

Yo checkit, go speed that shit.

[raVtf]

The music is what kept me watching honestly

[Karpens16]

@raVtf To me these new sonic games are crap, but some of the music is great.

[nintendomanofgod]

WAT.... THE... FAK

[Arabesquian]

IMMA FREAKIN' BLUR HERE!

WANANANA....

[NSSDforever]

wonder how many webcomics there are with the pinchline being "towns in sonic games"

[KonobiKun]

YOU'RE TOO SLOW.

C'MON SUPAGOGOMAN, STEP IT UP.

[Meiido]

Wait, CPU?

...But there's 360 controls...

...Could someone enlighten me?

[Sparkz1607]

@Meiido THIS GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR PC ON STEAM

IT'S.... HALF THE PRICE OF THE 360 VERSION

IT'S A DIRECT PORT; ALL THE CONTROLS AND IN-GAME ICONS ARE XBOX-RELATED

MOST PEOPLES' COMPUTERS CAN'T RUN IT AT CRANKED SETTINGS SO WE GET OUR CPU CAPPED

[ZhenWilder]

@Meiido

The PC version gives controls in 360 buttons. It's a lazy port, but a darn fun one.

[MicahTheZombie]

this game looks fast

[bluemar00n]

lol I'm number 5 in this video

[flufflesthepancake]

lol COCKS DICKS BUTTS ASS. Classic.

[Costerguy1234556]

SO OUT OF 10 WHAT WOULD YOU RATE THIS RACING GAME?

[SupaGoGoMan]

@Costerguy1234556 I GIVE IT FAST/10

[partycakeboy92]

@SupaGoGoMan YOU DIDN'T DO THIS LEVEL FAST ANOUGH YOU DUMB SHIT SLOW ASS

[Bananusaur]

@SupaGoGoMan SO IF YOU RATE THIS FAST/10 WHAT OTHER GAMES MEET THIS RATING?

[MrMissingno]

NO TIME FOR LOWER CASE GOTTA GO FAST

[UWCcyberwolf]

well damn your very good at this game gogoman D: . and its like your on speed. you can process all it while going super fast

[SupaGoGoMan]

@UWCcyberwolf ACTUALLY MUCH OF IT IS MEMORISATION. MUCH LIKE F-ZERO GX IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO REACT TO OBSTACLES IN THE LEVEL WHEN YOU SPEED KEED UNLESS YOU KNOW IT'S COMING.

[niceboar]

You will never be an autistic hedgehog pokemon

[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

[Sparkz1607]

I actually use a PS2 controller to play this game since I don't have a USB Xbox controller or an adapter for it.

So for me it's HOLD SQUARE TO WIN

[XGiftedGamerX]

I can't tell tell if you're making fun of the game or enjoying it....

[towndrunk23]

/watch?v=vboCWVkqDYc&feature=r­elated

Totally relevant.

[yingyangyoshi]

GOTTA SPEEEEEEED KEEEEEEEEEEEED

[maccusportugal]

reminds me of the dreamcast days :/ btw, u need to go faster

[dancinginfernal]

Dear god, this was amazing.

Do more. Nao.

[Sparkz1607]

MY PC IS TOTAL SHIT I CAN'T GO FAST BECAUSE IT LOCKS UP

IF I SET THE RESOLUTION TO 640x480 I CAN KINDA GO FAST THOUGH

DO I STILL GET POINTS?

[TentacleTouchy]

Think what we should all be doing is pointing out that he is using either an Xbox 360 Controller or has a Xbox 360. If you do have an Xbox, you should take advantage of Xbox Marketplace and buy Code Veronica on the Marketplace and LP it the way it is meant to be done; by yelling encouragement for them to run faster!

[Cbf999]

which stage is this

[Kord364]

aww no werewolf for you :(

[BronzeTurd]

FUCK THIS IT'S TOO SLOW!!!

[M30W3R]

Jason takes SKILL

[TheTrueChuster]

YOU NEED TO GO FASTER, DAMN IT!

STOP JERKING OFF AND PUSH X, YOU KIDDO!

[BeanRean01]

GOTTA TYPE THEIS COMMMENT AS FAST ASI CAN BECVASUE I FOGTTA GO GFASDT

[OneWithTheNight]

HEY MAN, YOU WERE PRESSING THE JUMP BUTTON EVERY NOW AND THEN

THAT AIN'T HOLDING BOOST TO WIN

[CPTHAP]

ACTION BASTARD!

BASTARD SPEED!

[CommunismCrusher]

Now we wait for Kim to inevitably lose his place on the leaderboard.

[MahBonk]

HOW DO I GO FAST ?

GOTTA GO FAST BYEEETCH!!

[rawr261]

well some one is in to sonic

[SickOfLittleKids1]

thats why city escapes more reasonable, it only has floating hexagonal platforms and a crazed ass truck driver with saw blades destroying the town hes trying to save from a alleged hedgehog... wait... what

[darkxaur]

Action Bastard FTW.

[Jes7137]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A ZERO DOING AT THE END OF THAT ONE.

[PedoBearSht]

Action bastard laughs at your 'success.' BE THE FASTEST KID

[ReisenMell]

HOLY SHIT GOING SO FAAST GOTTA DRINK THE COFFEE GOTTA GET FASTER GOTTA DRINK THE COFFEE GOTTA GO FASTER

[MattorMaybeSteve]

Supagogoman... how apt.

[Hadoukip]

SHUT UP ANNOTATIONS YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE SPEEEEEED

[stephentaaffe]

Only tenth? You shame our family son.

[PsychoticBeverage]

After standing there and bringing you to a dead stop if you hit them in Sonic Unleashed, the pedestrians learned to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY for Generations!

[MiseryMissy]

OMG THIS GAME IS SO FAST!

[meeplem]

No matter what you think of the game, it's just fucking PRETTY HNNNNGHGGHHHHJZHM

[towndrunk23]

WHO CARES ABUT GOING FAST MOTHERFUCKER GOTTA GET ALL THESE RINGS SO WE CAN AFFORD SOME GODDAMN WEED I NEED TO GET HIGH

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH