Gary The Retard Jerks Off

[hotshitinthechamber]

Artie is an Ass Hole.

[katkal3]

gary and beet are my favorite wack packers

[cokeworthy]

at the beginning it sounds like gary eats bullshit, not his own shit

[victorkipp]

hahaha Gary is the man.

[krimBHD]

I got ya beat! Im fifty five, ya turkey butt!

[SimplyRisque]

Howard is a legend.

[uzmybytch]

Too bad that Artie didn't die in his latest suicide attempt. He deserves to.

[Lvduggo69]

I can't stand people that make fun of retarded people and I would never jerk off.

Hey what is this vid ? ( Garry the retard jerks off ) ! I think I'll watch it.

Oooooooh ! That is terrible !

[Mess0723]

@Lvduggo69 Dude, they just mess with him, Everyone at Sirius takes good care of Gary.

[TampaBayRays9]

I love how Artie says retard!

[kaireeeeex3]

what a jerkk

[Lidoneck123]

Fuck that retarded retard

[kfag101]

he looks like an old bulldyke

[jto85]

Artie sounds like he was on the sh%t here.

[VVD]

beat it up

[kull2k]

why listen if this offends you ? stupid...

[SIASN]

lick my sack

[tazschneider22]

this sucks

[dougcl79]

artie was way out of line on this one

[rayblack2004]

funny though

[thingymubob]

not really!!!!

[prototypeer]

This is some funny stuff! I wish I had a retard at home . I would keep him in the closet and pull him out when I need to laugh.

[burp530]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[JONACAN]

The guy taking the piss out of the so-called retard is The fuck wit Howard Stern. He's such a cock, even though I did like his movie.

[granudisimo]

Who Is more retarded? the retard or the retard who make fun of another retard?

[Rveimathras]

yes

[TrickyDick101]

if he gets so offended he can't be that retarded, this is funny either way

[Skr3wdriv3r]

artie is annoying ;/

[janlloyd12]

thats the most imoral shit ive ever heard. the guy taking the piss out of him needs to get stabbed up the arse with a pick axe

[jenniferluchenebaker]

Artie should be laid off!

[JoeCanucks]

Artie Lange is such a faggot, he's an untalented cock sucker who has to make fun of retarded people. His movies suck, he sucks, I hope he gets aids that fat fucking loser.

[Timoth1983]

Artie was pretty mean on this one

[EchoJerichoX]

Stop being such pussies. Quit looking for things to complain about. Bitch.

[imnotacreep]

Why is it so wrong messing with mentally ill people? arent they just as normal as any other people? Fucking morons just let them be normal ppl and live normal lifes.. what are they going to be 10 their whole life?

[Ryofire]

I'm not here looking for you or anyone of you scumbag's approval so I don't to justify shit to any of you losers. Seriously man get over yourself 'cause your a bunch of cowards making fun of people like that. So forget this shit I don't have to fucking impress you.

[Rshimy]

Why would you click a video called gary the retard jerks off? stupid.

[ryno23gocubs]

Well you can't comment on a video unless you click on it. So it looks like you clicked on it to.

[Rshimy]

Thats because i think retards jerking off is funny. relevent, no?

[miketocci]

Cause we know it's a radio clip and we have a sense of humour. You must have clicked it if you wrote this comment.

[Rshimy]

@miketocci actually what i said was a reply to someone who complained about this clip. nice try anyway!

[ULTRADREW1]

@Ryofire Dumb fuck

[Ryofire]

@ULTRADREW1 Fucking chicken! shit mother fucker!

[mel765]

hilarious!

[egobrain2x]

this is funny

[thesixshot]

your an idiot , where are you from , I can tell you dont know this show at all

[Mailman692]

Nice job spelling

go have tea time fish n' chips

[holodog78]

No respect for hyper-defensive douches, anyway.

[golsonkp]

stereotypical you are?

[Ryofire]

First off making fun of people who are mentally challenged is wrong period. Second off these people give Americans a bad name. Finally you don't call someone like that or anyone else for that matter "retarded." These guys are a bunch of wanna be tough guys.

[cdz69]

You're retarded! They are messing with him it is for comedy it made be wrong but it is funny and if you don't like don't fucking watch it retard!

[Ryofire]

Typical wanna be tough guy. You're so tough making fun of some one like him, because there's no way he'll be able to defend himself properly. This is sick what you're doing and you ought to be ashamed of yourself because of it.

[cdz69]

He knows what is going. They don't just pick random mentally challenged people and I personally would not pick on a retard but this video is funny and Howard is right someone needed to teach him how to do things. So get a sense of humor Gary called into the show not the other way around

[quacktackular]

yeah what cdz69 said you fuckin retard. i'll fight you bitch. i am a tough guy. and my brothers mentally challenged so fuck you.

[Ryofire]

I hope you're not talking to me. I'm neurologically challenged I know it's not the same thing, but if you're threatening me trust me you don't wanna do that.

[mardepz]

WOW RYOFIRE MAKING FUN OF RETARDS IS FUN AS HELL!!! seriously dont be a shit disturber, gtfo, why would u look up howard stern u pussy get out of here.

[paulybruskin]

First off, second off, jerk off!

[napone0]

Artie's just fuckin around. They all love Gary.

[highonbetter]

@napone0

he was on today mar 31 2011.and he was with a playmate model.and howard was just on.he asked gary what 8+5 was. after a few howard ssays.we all know the answer is 12.lol funniest show ive ever seen !hands down

[dandaman10cc]

wow retarded people really disgust me... this guy is a real shithead

[Cirvantes123]

I think I'm gonna puke

[JayAre561]

The radio host is the most annoying person I've ever heard.

[ULTRADREW1]

@JayAre561 I hope in 2 years u finally figured out who Howard stern was-geeeez

[JayAre561]

@ULTRADREW1 2 years ago now... but still who is this annoyin prat? lol

[Charlierosea]

Part of human nature to take advantage of the weak...very lame and sad. Bring back the Nazi why don't..? These people are probably jewish.

[thegeneral8888]

Did they pick the presentators up from the street?

[komoea]

how can you hear that with retarded cock in your ear? LMFAO!!!!!!!!11

[Drussdeeznutz]

when gary says bullshit @22 seconds rofl!!

[yakomuto]

I dunno man... this is Kinda odd...

But I Guess i Get the Joke.

Still its a bit Harsh.

[WanagiAkicita]

Tissues are themselves messy. You could have jizz AND paper stuck to your junk. Instead of throwing away old clothes, cut them up, and put them to a good final use.

[ootslaton]

MEAN!? Well I'll tell all you fucking poeple what's mean! Poor, poor Gary jerkin off into his underpants every night with no tissue to clean it up! That's whats mean! Someone needs to give Howard a medal or something, for helping poor Gary's life be alittle easier, cleaner!

[kasix0x]

wat the shit man

this is so mean

[MJUICY]

he sleeps in his own jizz. fuck that.

[royalnash]

it is harsh but its funny as fuck

[HUNK3304]

NO U

[Dollarbob]

what white stuff? what is beating meat??!

[simuko98]

Why are these people so fucked up to him I dont get it

[Dibrini]

Because Howard believes in treating every equally.........equally like crap!

[tigerwoodsondxm]

" i heard a rumor you eat your own shit " lmao

[bartjuh2]

HAHAHA he looks like yur mom (H)

[GregMorgan906]

fuken funny maan

[chels420swed]

lol i think that its mean cause hes a handicaped

and how you shouldnt make fun but how he was taking that was realy realy entertaining lol

[platinumbong]

why don't you jerk off into a tissue

because he's retarded

hahaha!!!

[drealgrin]

i used to jerk off in my underwear too. but it was because i was too lazy to get anything else.

[LegionaireXII]

Fuckin gross

[adolfoliverpubes]

Stern sucks! Artie Lang is his only savior and he increasingly sucks and gets fatter as he works for Howard. Howard is a homo and thinks he is king but fuck him...I'm so glad he is not on free radio anymore. I don't give a shit about your Howard fan response either. Howard sucks yak balls.

[venomkill666]

I'm all for un pc comedy, but this is fucking stupid. There's one thing to goof around joking with a retarded guy, but to get nasty and insult him without reason shows Artie Lang is about as smart as Gary. Pretty pathetic, they should take hints from John Waters about good bad taste and just plain bad taste, which isn't offensive, its just not fucking funny

[Deepgreen33]

u suck cock man u eat ur MOMS shit ur mums a whore whore!

[superdlg]

bunch of fuking grownups making fun of a retard.. i cant really imagine how sad and pathetic their life must be

[fulismilk]

Haha far from pathetic buddy.

[riderback95]

that was freakin mean

[YYZZZYYY]

Special spot in hell for you, assclown.

[Tydude1234]

sorta funny but kinda mean

[crazykathy1951]

stern and his crew are retards

[nblracer880]

"I beat it off" lol OMFG love gary

[June28July]

Hahaha! "D'you ever shove something in your ass while you do it?" Good one Artie! (5:29)

[lanababy13]

wow, fucking assholes.

That's not even remotely funny..

[m1rzaknows]

ugly ass american humor

[G0DxDaMnxELECTRIC]

stfu you dutch douche bag

[JovialEel]

Gary the Retard has a career because of Howard Stern. Artie doesn't mean the cruel thigns he says in this clip. Gary is a favorite of almost everyone who listens to the show. I know hes one of my favorites. He's just a great guy. Long live Gary.

[Serge808]

arties just treating hiom like a normal dude

[jump102jump]

FUCKING FUNNY!

[Booshie321]

Cruel...howard stern is a dick..americans eww

[mywifedawn]

fuck off you dickhead... Howard Stern Rules... Where are you from? My guess if France you faggot

[Stevenbadman]

I like Howard Stern too, but man, it's true you sound like a fucking twat. Big mouthed racist cunts like you are the lowest lifeform on earth. You sound mighty brave in cyberspace hey, you fucking pussy...

[mywifedawn]

What are you some tough french fag or something?? Where do you get off calling me a racist you fucking queer?? Tough in cyber space? I would fuck you in the ass and humble you in real life you fuck...

[Stevenbadman]

You really should talk to someone about your homosexual fixation. Let it out, it's ok you know, just come out of that closet, my obviously conflicted, homosexual, homophobic, wretched 'tard...

[Youlikeylongtime]

You're totally right, he's probably jerking off to that skit.

"Where do you get off calling a racist you French fag?"

What a retard, how adequate.

[Stevenbadman]

Thanks, but be careful though, he might just "fuck you in the ass and humble you" the little tough-talking retard... lmao...

[mywifedawn]

i would kill you in real life instead of cyber space you fucking 8 year old...  i am a cage fighter with a 10-1 record what is yours?

[joeyramoney]

hardcore!

[Booshie321]

france ha thats probably the only country outside america that you know you tasteless freak..why dont you just go down the a special needs school and mock them there...jesus people like you belong in a sewer..

[mywifedawn]

i will fuck you and your father in the ass and humble you,,,,, your mom is a whore too.

[Booshie321]

em.......................ok!? u just proved my point idiot! hahahah i think you belong in the cage freak!

[Stevenbadman]

I see you also had some run-in with "mywifedawn"... We should form a club, and boot that retard out. He has a gay fetish (if you look at how often he talk about fucking people in the ass) but he won't admit it... tsk, tsk, tsk... Oh yeah, and calling people's mom and dad whore and gays. He must be very insecure too judging by the amount of times he talks of humbling people too.

He really is special... Veerrrry special...

Go Cage Fighter! Good job! You're special!!!

[Booshie321]

haha thats hilarious! if you look at his page he has a worring amount of videos about animals having sex!lol

[mywifedawn]

i am a gay retarded racist cage fighter. you could write a book on my you know so much... btw i am special

[dokterbob]

Cruel.

[xsyar]

gay whore pimp where is the sound

[mywifedawn]

turn up the sound... you must be the fucking retard.. gary makes some great bits

[luthercat]

Yeah. Mental illness is so funny. You think trisomy 21 is slapstick? Sub-human animals. I'd take you all on in hand-to-hand combat. Cowards. If it existed, I'd hope you'd burn in Hell, Howard.

[dougcl79]

sure you would

[charlesbronson86]

take it easy

[tbarr4985]

You have to understand that while yes, of course, Stern and his crew pokes fun of his handicapped Wack Packers -- These people have been embraced by the whole Stern fan nation. I'll laugh at Gary -- but how cant you?

[kgvonmenng]

hahaha, funny of you to call non-retards subhuman.

THE IRONY, SHE IS DELICIOUS

[Yavay]

LOL this is so funny omg

[gunmonkey123]

dat is soo harsh how wood U like it if sum1 took mick out of u

[drifter8187]

rofl

[thegeneral8888]

Typical americans. cant even point their own country on the world map. all they know is how to lower other ppl making themselves looking cool. CHILDRENS!

[alwaystipsy]

Well, you're wrong there. I'm American, and I can point to my country on the map.

[flamer5015]

xD This made me laugh. But really since when have Americans been so dumb that they cant point out their country. Ill agree we're fat but that one just hurts man. T__T lol And what exactly do you mean by americans "lowering" other people to "making" ourselves "looking" cool? O.o

[thegeneral8888]

i dont know how the amrican culture is, but when i listen to this radio, and when i hear the presentators lowering a human, all i hear is stupidity, and lame attempt of getting listeners.

and what i meant was simply bullying. lack of self confidence.

[ZBKW]

how could you hear all of that with a cock in your ear?

[KandiCox]

Gary is on my top 5 favorite Wack Packers.

[KineticRic]

Look, if someone walks down the street and starts picking on the mentally handicapped, your right. Thats wrong.

But Gary the retard isnt as dumb as many think.

He's been doing this show for almost 10 years and goes on the air by his on will.

No one makes him come on the show.

Gary also goes all over the country because HE WANTS to.

He may have a low IQ, but he's smart enough to know what he's doing.

If it makes him happy, what do you care?

[enforcelinkin]

ah ok. if he does it voluntarily, than i guess it makes it a little better.

than he's the idiot letting people make fun of him for the kick of it... haha

[funk7000]

Stern is out-of-control! This is hilarious!

[Clap4meBitch]

No it's never occurred to me at all....LOL!

[karolbeatbox]

boring, stupid, guy who puts all these videos has a problem with his mental health

[G0DxDaMnxELECTRIC]

lmfao awesome!

[modernlifechews]

to those who are offended: why did you click on the video in the first place if you read the title that says "Gary the retard jerks off?"

[hommeautravail]

people find that funny ?

[epetyou49ers]

how could you hear that with cock in ur retarded ear loool

[m63shredder]

How could you hear that with cock in your retarded ear?

[glad122912]

awful

[Tydude1234]

This is so mean im calling in. Im telling howard hes an ass hole. Hes a fucking ass hole. Fuck him. Hope he burns and rotts in hell.

[DarkFortresses]

i completely agree, what a fucking asshole. this isnt something to make fun of.

[ShutUpAndRide08]

dude, that retard's quality of life just improved a great deal, think about it

[SuperflySamurai88]

LMAO! I'm most probably go to hell for laughing at this shit!

[5mithNwe55on]

haha...howard stern is the man

[SecretiaTV]

Hi, Secretia Collins here of SecretiaTV... I hope he's not a gay retard. My daughter, CeCe, is a retard, and I think they would make the cutest couple.

[dice142803]

wow

=)

[cececollins21]

For the last time, Mom... I am NOT RETARDED! I am 18 years old!

[tubeyouBLOWme]

how old are you retard?

[keilarocs]

grekko is obsessed with gary the retard .. gary is 1 funny ugly old man :D

[komoea]

hahahahahahha

[keilarocs]

my bad.. thats commented ..

[keilarocs]

retarded videos sure do gets its retarded comments like everyone thats comments before me

[THEGR8NIK]

if this is fake its INCREDIBLE...if it is real its just rong...its terible

[lachmeneger]

haha is that yucko the clown?:D

[seanbigmac]

His face looks retarted,

[BigBrotha2513]

This is comedy??? This is really comedy??? shame on any scripts or addlib this is. Its sad whether its FAKE or REAL, this is pathetic. He prob isnt even really mentally challenged. Shame on the whole organization, SOUL reason why I will NEVER get SIRIUS Radio...Ironic eh? To support this BS is redic.

[xg4bx]

frrrruuuunnnkissss!!!! linger longer

[Raiderssuck92]

I bet Gary isn't even really retarded...

[Ultra975]

fuck you, now i must post this comments or i'll die

[DRAC250]

jeeeeeeeesus

[Wancheseblondie]

This is fckn horrible!!

"I'm gonna come back there and stick my dirty sock in your mouth if you don't shut up!!"

This is mean... but it's really funny!! Sorry!

[howmuchart]

i learned something too

[salemEmo14]

lol she looks like a blow up friend but i do feal realy bad about what there saying but i no there just acting.... :)

post a comment plz

[tippyanth]

wow batsonman ur a sensitive faggot

[gearsofwar2318]

its funny, but i gotta say you all are dicks

[batsonman]

wow who makes fun of people with disabilities?

[ElZomboFantasma]

Me.

[willemakit00]

sounds like howard stern show...