Craig Ferguson 9/13/11B Late Late Show MONOLOGUE

[terentule]

What an amazing monologue :D!

[punjabimunda4lyfe]

@ganggreensoldier straight up man. everytime im about to sleep i go onto youtube and look for craig ferguson videos and i usually spend forever on them....and then i have to go to school =(

[silviainthesky]

Coop there is it! Such a good one!

[LavaGirl29]

Like this fb page "Craig Ferguson for 2012 Emmy Host"

[MicroWorldLover]

Ok. Alberta is experiencing the 'strong winds', alluded to, by Ian Tyson (who?) all those years ago. Check out 'Four Strong Winds', by Ian Tyson, and 'The Chain', by Fleetwood Mac. Check out more of Stevie Nicks, as well. When I can, babies, I WILL get back to you. Grandma MWL CARES (and I don't give a shite about CBS).

[TraceurMaaz]

This monologue was just sooo freaking hilarious haha! Awww craigypoo <3

[GeekLikeMe1988]

Ok, I missed the whole thing but Jake whoever you are I'm glad you're safe. MicroWordLover is right, we can't lose any of us! :) x

[MicroWorldLover]

@GeekLikeMe1988 TU. I don't know if Jake is 'safe', but, at least, I gave him something to hang on to, for a little while. I hope he gets to find someone who can listen to him in an objective environment.

[GeekLikeMe1988]

Geoff's laugh at about 8:10 lol

"Careful Icarus" & "Coop, there is" are officially two of my favourite sayings from this show lol

[canetonable]

im loving this guy so much!!! he's the best one he made me laugh a lot!!

love him!!!

[Luarrangel]

HOTTIE!!!!

[loalflfe1]

\m/(>.<)\m/

[superfela]

oprah...lol

[LynzNacoal]

I love Anderson Cooper. I've always loved him and I'm excited for her show. Not gunna lie, Coop- there-it-is would have be AWESOME!!

[AugmentinSG]

he's kinda HIGH tonite

[U2Chick]

I'm praying for you, Jake. I hope you feel better soon. I wish you love, strength and happiness. *hugs tightly*

[alistairjimmy91]

HAHAHA "There wasn't enough SATAN!!!!"

[soulcornflake1]

Ugh, YT is being such a dickweed today...my video keeps freezing and I have to refresh it 6 or 7 times to get it to work.

[MetalOnPiano]

They're metal horns, Craig! \m/

[WATSONMUTH]

why is craig talking about satanist today what happened ? Coop, there it is \m/

[TheJuliusJT]

he's on FIRE tonight!

[skydive911]

i never get the ting with the lotion....

[icksbocks]

@skydive911 It's from silence of the lambs

[skydive911]

@icksbocks Oh thats why :) never seen the movie... Thanks :)

[GuanoLad]

Craig's very excitable this evening.

[MicroWorldLover]

Shite, I feel so inadequate. I don`t know who Jake is, or where he is. I really don`t know what else I can do, and it is stressing me out. If I go to my local Canadian police, what would I tell them except that someone named ``Jake91S`` told me `he`was going to kill himself. I don`t know where he is, or who he is, or even if he is a he.

[Jake91S]

@MicroWorldLover I'm okay, thank you for worrying. I was just having a rough time :( I'm okay now.

[ehcmier]

@Jake91S Wow. I'm late, but glad the crisis has been averted! Glad you're still with us. :)

[MicroWorldLover]

@ehcmier I'm glad Jake is still with us, too.

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S Oh, TG! You DID have me worried--no sleep at all. Believe me, NOTHING in this life is worth killing yourself. Remember, CF himself wanted to do that, years ago, and where would be all be, without him, now? Please go and talk with a trained person (not a friend or family member)--spill your soul to them. Please. You will feel better if you talk to someone. Please keep posting to the rest of us RSA members: let us know how you are doing. The RSA cannot afford to lose you.

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S Don't scare the RSA like that, ever again, my young friend. Allow me to repeat myself: NOTHING, NOTHING on this Earth, is worth your life. P.S. 'The Hobbit' movie is going to be great. Please be here to see it. Love, from your Grandma RSA member, MWL.

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S Dear Jake: Have you ever heard about the BBC 'quiz' show, called 'QI'? It is brilliantly funny! They star the most famous comedians. They have started airing series 'I'. Don't start there. Start at: Series A, Episode 00, the pilot. Go to the YT channel of: quite1nteresting, and, go forth! Believe me, after watching these eps. there is absolutely no reason for anyone to die by their own hand Good luck, young RSA fan! xxoo.

[greypilgrim26]

@MicroWorldLover I salute you RSA member for trying to help out! Good to hear you're getting out of your dark spell Jake, believe it or not there will always be someone who wants to help. And also - a dose of Craig!

[MicroWorldLover]

@greypilgrim26 That's what RSA members do--all of us are precious. We cannot afford to lose anyone. Jake is an important part of us. Remember, 'stupid' people generally don't try to kill themselves. Jake is probably very intelligent, talented, and beautiful to look at. He needs to go and talk things over with a professional, so he can have the privacy he needs. Are you reading me, Jake, RSA buddy?

[foiek]

@MicroWorldLover On the other hand, if a mirror cracks when he approaches, and then he proceeds to bump into it several times, it's probably best to hang it up.

[MicroWorldLover]

@foiek How completely bloody insensitive of you, sir. So, you are 'perfect', are you? You never had a 'dark time'? Well, I put this to you sir: if you have never had a 'dark time', then you are not very intelligent So sorry to say, but, it is true. CAN you think? If you can, you would have never sent me this most insensitive, unintelligent, post.

[MicroWorldLover]

Jake, if you don`t answer me right now, I will be forced to call the emergency people. Please don`t take your life (get on the phone, right now, any RSA members who are watching, and get busy to find out where this guy is). Please don`t Every human being on this Earth is a precious part of it, and you are a part of it.

[drjacksbeer]

This monologue, & the preceding open with the two French girls, were as good as any CraigyFerg ever (except for the puppet musicals - I miss those). Always love the show, but this night was amazing! Bravo!

[vickyanish]

Take that Jay Leno

[DagM7]

Craig ferguson is the king, period.

[SocratesCrime]

This is my morning dose of happiness.

[PEREZACURA1991]

Amazing entertainer

[justindulging]

@PEREZACURA1991 Geoff?

[Kwyjibo2006]

Coop, there it is? I'd watch it.

[Jake91S]

@ganggreensoldier and i was about to kill myself. i'm so stressed out... :'(

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S Oh, buddy. Don't do that . If you do, you will never find out what''s to come next. Stay with us, and watch this and 'The Hobbit' movie. Can I trust you to stay with us, for, at least, that? C'mon, RSA member! We need you.

[Jake91S]

@MicroWorldLover I'll stay.. I get overly depressed sometimes.. I'm too self conscious, even though I'm like.. an 8 or a 9. I dunno. I worry too much. I stress too much. But eh, Craig does help..

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S `Tis ok. You have me, here. And, if I might say so myself, I`m kinda cute.

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S  I like to sing. What do you like to do

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S Hi there, Jake.  How are things

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S Please answer me and tell me that you`re ok. Where do you live

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S Jake, remember 1 thing: you are too cute to die, now, least of all, by your own hand

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S I need you to answer me, Jake You have to answer me, right now. The RSA General is here and the Gen. NEEDS you Get on board!

[MicroWorldLover]

@Jake91S You know, Jake, You are probably very sad, for probably really good reasons. You know, a lot of RSA members (including me) have some very sad stories to tell. If you are depressed, and it is not because your wife has recently died, or something like that, please go to the doctor, as SOON AS POSSIBLE, and let him or her know what`s on your mind. Don`t do ANYHTHING, before you do that. Promise the RSA that that is what you will do. We ALL rely on you.

[thecommontattertots]

I love u Craig ferguson