Steve Ballmer Talking Sexy

[forwardpdx]

psychopath...

[TheWolowiz]

Ladies and gentlemen, the man that killed Microsoft.

[SlamageEntertainment]

@TheWolowiz :D, Well said!

[SlamageEntertainment]

Steve Ballmer is the Stupidest Person I've ever seen

[jamesmoazzem]

@SlamageEntertainment : Well spoken. I agree.

[EcoDimension]

never give up! keep coming and coming Zunes! oh wait...

[ErnandoMyrtaj]

ceep presin 4 an they LEFT LEG ARE MOVING ON THE SAME TIME LOOL :P

[MrHallasista]

keep pressing 3 lamo

[blackmankid2]

So true...

[tovara22]

The other other guy had it right "This'll be on Youtube"...

[hashpuppy101]

ballmer gave us computers. computers gave us google. google gave us youtube. youtube gave us a ballmer video. the ballmer vid gave us a headache.

[BrEnNo1023]

he's not afraid to say what he wants to say, and he says it how he wants to say it. it's a shame some of MS's ideas are late to the party or poorly executed, but like he said they're gonna keep working at it. long term approach. look how far IE has come in all its years?

MS isn't evil, Gates or Ballmer or who-the-fuck-ever runs the company next isn't Hitler. people need to grow up. some of their products are quite good, and some of their ideas are really freakin cool. whatever, right?

[Arklysirzirgas]

Pc rules! macs are for pedophiles. Except the iphone...cos its cool

[4l4k4z4m4]

@Arklysirzirgas samsung galaxy or htc desire hd anyday

[ClimbatizVideos]

I think Ballmer is doing a wonderful job at keeping the bone in his mouth.

[sshuck]

Yup Steve, that's what I hear everybody in the industry saying about Microsoft:

"Gosh, I really like their products - I just wish they were a little less persistent, tenacious, or long-term-minded."

[gruntlover2]

docking , inserting ones penis into the foreskin of another male's penis.

[sparkloweb]

If Steve "blow" Jobs said it, you'd all be starry-eyed. lol

[tovara22]

We Keep Cumming ...Sick Mind Mr. Ballmer eh?

[fluchter1996]

I like this guy's tenacity and attitude. I reckon if he works hard he'll be a success one of these days.

[paullesoudeur]

i love this guy ...he makes great pictures also ...just wish flickr would stop closing his account ....take care steve...from your buddy acierman aka ..saulnier studio

[Arjetube]

he is the allegory of the conscienceless employer, who sticks at nothing

[rudispider]

u'll get there one day.......

[rudispider]

we hope, we hope........

[DomelBf2PL]

"Bone doesn't fall out of our mouth easilly"?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

[alexafhal]

1:06 "That'll be on YouTube!"

[Shawnstra]

There is a fine line between enthusiasm and trying too hard.

[Irockman1]

Every time I see Steve Ballmer, I question his mental stability even more.

[thebeetalls]

@CoinDl hes coming in the gym, hes coming at home, hes coming when he pumps up, hes coming when he bose in front of 5,000 people... hes just coming day and night!

[Bizorke]

I would hate to see this guy on a bad day...

[DKantify]

I can't believe him. That he's for real...How much coffee does he take?

[trumpeterjen]

@DKantify Measure the amount of liquid in his pit stains. With that much, he probably doesn't ever have to urinate, so we could use that to calculate the approximate coffee consumption. After that, it would be mere speculation on his caffeine concentration of choice.

[severionz]

Why will you need a bone in your mouth?!?!?!?!

[NDSCollector]

i think ballmer is hired by apple

[ThaUnprofessional]

the very words i live by ^_^

[UglyBarnacle123]

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[Apocolypsolo00]

why oh was Ballmer chosen to be ceo?

[yurigglutube]

windows looks like shit, it feels like shit, it is helping like sthit, it is crashing like shit ... but they are still working and working and working and working and working and working ... while Apples does it just right ... :))

[T3hPwnageBAM]

@yurigglutube no you're wrong about both things.. Apple is overpriced shit and Microsoft is just shit.. Linux does it all.... RIGHT

[yurigglutube]

@T3hPwnageBAM I am wrong? Well at least we agree about Microsoft ... But linux does something else, and it does it RIGHT ... when it does ... and you when found how to do it ... now imagine you do not want to look for ....

do you actually realize, for what you are paying with apple? Because if you do not, it really will look overpriced for you ... unless you need what they deliver, and then you are just happy that somebody could deliver something that really does what it suppose to do ...

[jmans25]

"with that bner in my mouth, I just keep cuuming and cuuming" and "looks like this will be on utube"e:

[4everkko]

"We got it" ??? Are you sure bitch?? So shut the fuck up !!!!

[bwillwall]

I think ballmers a robot that windows developers made

[KingWing777]

Wow he repeats himself just like when windows crashes.. *xkills windows*

[7eis]

Microsoft is so broke, Steve Ballmer cant even get pants long enough to cover his legs

[mingyishi]

@7eis Do you know that he's one of the richest men in the World?

[Tim06TR]

He used too much Windows.

He lags and crahses:

"coming and coming...."

My sound lags same way when my Windows crashes.

[HappyFoxIsHappy]

Now we all know what Ballmer says when in bed with someone. :P

[vivekantogmailcom]

check this at 1:01

[Beolex]

"bone in the mouth"

"length of time"

"working and working"

"coming and coming"

oh god..

[betazetz1]

MAN HE IS REALLY TECHNO ORGASM

[NightHavenEX]

LOL @ lady's face at 0:59 "Holy shit...This guy coming and coming,I think I just got wet. O.O. Play it off,play it off..."

[TheDenux]

Steve Ballmer is fucking great

[CapitalGamer]

The lady is an idiot. 

[flyingmagiccarpet]

@ CapitalGamer:

How´s the lady a "idiot"? She the only one normal in this room.

So you think Ballmer is "normal"? What a total nutcase!

[CapitalGamer]

@flyingmagiccarpet She doesn't know what shes saying and randomly asks irrelavent and uneccesary questions lol, if your a tech enthusiast you can notice it.

[HiyaBuddyHowAreYa]

I think he was dropping subtle cues (or not so subtle) to the woman. maybe a lil "suttin suttin" after the interview. 

[RossHildick3D]

bitch.

[JukemDrawles89]

MICROSOFT CAN SHUV A FULL HOUSE UP THEIR ASS

[venuecam]

somebody please force quit

[hukes]

I've noticed that primitive brute minds keep repeating and repeating and repeating and repeating words.

[ScarsAndBrusis]

its just a glitch just restart windows

[joshig1983]

the interviews are psychic.

[hjklo222]

we keep cuming and cuming and cuming cumming cumming...

[LinuxShogoki]

consistency in the BSOD!!!

[gdog78749]

cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming LOL 

[tutorialconr]

Steve "Come" Ballmer

[Hrko1992]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[robslobx86]

I think he needs a hug.......from a monkey

[Hrko1992]

LOL in the end you can hear the other guy say ''this'll probably be on youtube''

[rainmouse]

I think the hosts look afraid that he might go nuts and attack them. This guy clearly does way too much cocaine.

[macmarine]

Balmer is the embodiment of everything that's wrong with Micro$oft: BIG MOUTHED, UGLY-ASSED, NO STYLE, NO TASTE, NO SUBSTANCE! He's the impersonated screw-everyone-over used-car-salesman. YUCK!

[ytvoice1]

@macmarine Be carefull not to be sued by a used car salesman for that comparison - they are much more honest than this guy ;)

[raptors195]

That's what she said!

[MaestroBLC]

That's what she said.

[nicolunacba]

fap?

[Nnemicvids]

I'm confused, why is he retarded?

[Hrko1992]

@Nnemicvids probably cuz of all the drugs in the 70's :D

[KevinCarey]

why does he repeat stuff so much hahaha

Ballmer rocks

[ArapahoIndn]

You know she wants it.

[ExplodingFggt]

What a bitch xD

[OperationBedlam]

Really, Need Nore Cowbell 

[danisflying]

AND CUMING!!!

[aSuP3RSaiYaN]

this motherfucker is crazy

[spencertron88]

oh she got it alright

[SidewalkFrequencies]

Steve Ballmer reminds me of one of those bondage freaks

who likes to get shamed by wearing a gimp suit and getting locked

in a closet for days on end with nothing but dog food and his

masters boot to feed on.

just a few days of stress relief and it's back to the office to ruin the world.

(smurf theme.....LALALALALALALALA)

[Ma2rten]

This prolly be on youtube lol

[Prestinoiam]

HAHA She predicted it!

[TheRealdpb95]

0:24 the bone doesnt fill lot of our mouthies xD xD xD xD

I'm not a native speaker so thats what I understand.

Lol

[Juniversal]

Somebody seriously needs to loop 0:53-0:56 and draw a penis in his right hand haha...

[Sku11Hax]

IM CUMIN' BABE

[thecrazydib]

pathetic marketing approach. just pathetic. microsoft is gonna go out of business one day and well all be glad :D

[NickyAmerica]

And Cumming and Cumming.

[jca23]

regardless of their products, he seems to be a nicer steve than steve jobs......someone that talks to everyone i guess

[zack0332]

Puahahah !! LMAO !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[VueltaAlPasado]

AND CUMMING AND CUMMING AND CUMMING

[dekionplexis]

basically, he's saying he loves cock

[breastplates]

How can people not love ballmer. Serious, the guy is entertaining and has ballz of steel.

[CornishRicky]

@breastplates

Yeah... but he's bat-shit crazy! agreed?

[Bizorke]

@breastplates Because he eats children.

[AnderdroidApps]

@breastplates Maybe because he's an angry, obnoxious, fat, ugly pos. Bill Gates made a big mistake with this idiot.

[evesplittheatom]

@breastplates

R U serious? He's a foul, sweaty, ugly lump of ridiculous shit that is squandering away billions! Which is good! Sooner MS dies the better!

[r0llskyay0]

just keep stealin and stealin and stealin and denying denying denying

[tovara22]

@r0llskyay0 Um..no that's the Pirates (Arr Me Matey)..

[pratopathak]

ego maniac

[erectro]

relax man!go to jamaica!

[flappospammo]

and ripping people off

zune etc

sadly they copy badly , asswipes

[pduarandall]

"... even if we noit the first in the market, we keep on 'copying copying copying' the ideas others have."

[tovara22]

@pduarandall Name a Idea they copied? the Gui? No, Apple copied the Gui from someone else, XEROX.. Next argument?

[exotszm]

anger management :-)

[TheWkornilow]

Пидорасы

[CobraGMW2]

Mirocsoft Rules i want to see how Windows 8

looks like

[mixxmexx]

like a T-Ford or east German Trabant.

[derDooFi]

lol steve jobs would destroy him in a fist fight

[sync380]

@djzwamtek I have ADHD and I hate the fucker.

[tovara22]

@sync380 Me too and I think this fucker is funny...and makes money!

[VloggerGal90]

hes being normal and sitting down.

theres a first time for everything......

[LucasBrookshire1]

hahahaha

[PurpleSkyz]

tumbs up to this guy!

[mixxmexx]

yeah, up his arse

[Zoasterboy]

The bone does not fall out of OUR mouth.

[ejnar95]

omg, what a looser

[EinzelstueckMuc]

I don`t like him, too..(monkey)...but we have to be honest: he is a very very very very RICH looser! :D

[Stresemika]

@ejnar95. a billionaire looser...

[mixxmexx]

an oligark, he should move to Russia

[laurent0etienne]

he beats his kids for sure asshole

[hamster700]

whats he like when he has an erection LOL

[CHUMOROCKS]

@hamster700 hahhaha

[celsius82]

There is a certain similarity between Windows and Ballmer himself... just see how he behaves, then see how windows behaves. Just turn on your Windows PC and watch it load: "We keep coming and coming coming and coming coming..." ...like father, like son.

[benjaminhan96]

yes, it is on youtube

[GoodChineezeCheeze]

Hahaha :) I love Steeve :)

[gassyfartypoop]

@GoodChineezeCheeze then shove your penis up his asshole

[levo75]

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[Tonyo1221]

What a retard . . . I used to work for Apple by the way . . . . but regardless, I honestly think that was retarded.

[GindianappolisJones]

Hyper, semi-bald, middle-aged man who is representing a billion dollar international business. What more could you need? Epic badass? Maybe. Embarresment? NO!

[gassyfartypoop]

@GindianappolisJones typical dumbass americans at it again

[NapalmXD]

We keep coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming

[ctrydea]

@NapalmXD and coming

[joe9320]

@NapalmXD Except in Nebraska?

[Malmstreams]

He using Amphetamines. I'am sure.

[sharkfriend]

yeah...me to, i have medical prescription for it... he actually IS ysing it man, now way!!! well, when you take it, you can tell everything, everything,in such a way, that you make nonesence sound like sence... it makes you a verbal genius.

[Malmstreams]

Yeah! It's true.

[naztnancy]

he reminds me of the sexually harassing football coach dad that always watches the high school girls from a far and makes dirty jokes with the other parents and high school boys about his glory days.

[PolkaP1G]

That sexy beast.

[ahkin2]

You mean the Greates retard speaking ever ?

[JohnMichael40]

this is not lady speaking

XP Forever

Fuck all other os

eXPerience

[Alien1099]

Windows 7 is worth switching to brew.

[tomtomwolfwolf]

7 is even better

[thejack544]

lol that lady had a good comeback lol

[ShaiSoft]

he just got himself orgasm lol

[Thefirstchickenman]

This man is the greatest speaker ever

[raphaelong1996]

cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming

[JoshuaOneHundred]

i kept waiting for him to say skeet

[archiesonic]

LOL, I just noticed how wrong this sounds.

[Lumennon]

Hehe, Ballmer.

He's so terryfing... But strangely likeable.

[reditus2]

I agree, ballmer is funny i think that is why. duno, but he is one of those people you have to like but dont know why :S

[Lumennon]

True story.

[lagtw]

and coming and coming and s***

[Kisarez]

This man keeps impressing me, amazing

[ddnn3]

fucktard

[BrightRaven0]

... wait... isn't MAC the gay one?

[fruad]

no its not

[86kinky86]

that's a one extremely creepy jewish CEO

[usamaki10]

if only he hadn't said bone and mouth.

poor ballmer

[Dylan6758prod]

Sweet vid, you guys!

Ha ha! That was funny sounding.

[IIXRATEDIIHiTMAN]

we keep working and working and working and coming and coming and coming and the bone doesnt fall out our mouth easily! lol

[DemonMatt1]

The bone doesn't fall out of our mouth easily? ;D

[utubesux101]

He reminds me of Lennie from of mice and men

[Sinekyre14]

He is jewish. Like most CEO's.

[progger1337]

the lady suxxs! bad manner...

[decaff]

I think this is just one snip. He was probably being a bit of a wank the whole entire hour. So her response is probably bottled up frustration.

[MarcoRomero]

Microsoft is shit but Ballmer is hilarious.

[beetlefrosch]

stupid like microsoft