Sorry to burst your big bubble belly, Mr. Pregnant but herpes zoster (shingles) comes from varicella and that, my friend, is CHICKEN POX which can spread (but not necessarily) through sexual contact!
April is STD awareness month, be careful. STD cases on the rise!
A friend of mine who works for the largest STD dating == STDpal com == told me that the new subscribers have increased 30% over 2008. Rising STD rate sparks online dating sites.
if everyone did that then we wouldn't have to deal with aids after the others died off.... gratz you not only found prevention but a cure. your my hero :)
all this time... that ive been fucking a tree(go green!) and making out with a chicken (GO BEASTIALITY!lmao nawt really) ive been avoiding HIV/AIDS? O: fuck yes.
you can make a tree vagina by cutting a hole in the tree and then smooth it down with sandpaper so that there are no splinters. then take some slabs of liver and warm it between your hands for a few minutes before stuffing it in the hole.
Sorry to burst your big bubble belly, Mr. Pregnant but herpes zoster (shingles) comes from varicella and that, my friend, is CHICKEN POX which can spread (but not necessarily) through sexual contact!
kalimaganeshshivan 4 months ago
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kalimaganeshshivan 4 months ago
It sounded like you were raping the chicken xD
stkcarm5 1 year ago
........ WTF is this?
6593748 1 year ago
I can't wait to see the new Jackass film at the local cinema!!!
rudypoodoo 1 year ago
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rudypoodoo 1 year ago
This man used to be so epic.. what happened?
coolbeens21 1 year ago
Unbeatable :-D
Bramborail 1 year ago
OK MAN!
lolRenji 1 year ago
April is STD awareness month, be careful. STD cases on the rise!
A friend of mine who works for the largest STD dating == STDpal com == told me that the new subscribers have increased 30% over 2008. Rising STD rate sparks online dating sites.
stdsupports 1 year ago
@stdsupports Well lucky for me, I'm a loser! We losers are at far lower risk for contracting STD's because losers don't get an awful lot of sex.
TempleOfSin 1 year ago
...the worst thing that can happen is not that you get an STD, its that you get an STD and dont do anything about it.
STDTesting 1 year ago
song name?
race2mars 1 year ago
O_o OMG! I think my eyes just burned out of my head o_O that was awesome!
ThePsycho411 1 year ago
lmao that was sexxxxxxxy.
NaeNaestars 2 years ago
he found that in one of his folds haha
MrPilago808 2 years ago
your a fuckin ratard!
sk8slaya 2 years ago
HHhHAHhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKIN HILARIOUS
danceonyourgravebaby 2 years ago
like we really needed free porno lol
Bjoe455 2 years ago
thats fucking grose!
therealadisa 2 years ago
Well im sorry to say but Gonerarrea came from dogs so something could come from a chicken....
200beauty 2 years ago 8
@200beauty Gonorrhea.
STDTesting 1 year ago
this is funny but why a chicken man why not a horse lol
61357567 2 years ago 4
lol so what ur saying is always use a rubber even if it's a rubber chicken LOL!
kinkysharky 2 years ago 11
Mr. Pregnant is a comic genious! Lovely scenery.
MaybeWeAintUs 2 years ago
ooooooooook i still dont know how to avoid HIV and STD infection
123ripdogg 2 years ago
@123ripdogg You have sex with a rubber chicken instead of a human, that's how.
Random5able 2 years ago 3
duh pay attention
ROBOFRANCE2029 2 years ago
:"D
Neekolassify 2 years ago
LOL! funny stuff man
TonyAzemia 2 years ago
ummm..... ok??
Cuan95 2 years ago
OMG SO DISTURBING!!!!!!!!!!!
cyborgchimpy 2 years ago
sex
mugumgutum 2 years ago
WHY
L0STw1TN3SSS 2 years ago
lol wtf
weBjammin625 2 years ago
the chicken is fake its rubber and its still crying now dats crazy lol.
february22494 2 years ago
OMG the teeth.....scary.
alfredunhill 2 years ago
He means wear a rubber. make out with a RUBBER, GET IT THE CHICKEN IS RUBBER????
kbarber26 2 years ago
Yeah, how do you NOT get sick from kissing a rubber chicken with the flu?
aquemeni541 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
Tyannalyn 2 years ago
sexy, yummy
rustybones3115 2 years ago
44 seconds back please!
TheAceManHimself 2 years ago
Maybe so, but what about the bird flue?!
arbonac 2 years ago
he just need attention!!sick thow!!!clown
gelendghik 2 years ago
give me a big W T F!!!
Irishpyro980 2 years ago
aie aie aie nice :)
92DeDam 2 years ago
fuck u
suwiring 2 years ago
any questions? lol
dapadawan 2 years ago
Yes, why is he making out with a chicken?? O_O
Tyannalyn 2 years ago
One word can only describe this video.... "Disturbing"
KoRn4Life93 2 years ago
LOL
Tyannalyn 2 years ago
Haha!!
red666A 2 years ago
WTF
ramayja109 2 years ago
guys, I tried this yesterday and....
THIS WORKS!
thank you Mr. P :)
youtubedude 2 years ago
poor chicken id press charges
ghettoTV1 2 years ago
LOL, SUBSCRIBED.
noformstyle 2 years ago
lmaoooo
wow
Reaper5366 2 years ago
Oh my goodness! Somebody call the fire department!!!
picaticatara 2 years ago
that's so fucking sexy, hahahahaahaha wtf
Freshmoma 2 years ago
my god.....
poosungee 2 years ago
hahahah
meganloves2shop 2 years ago
looooool
heheWatever 2 years ago
oh mon dieu. c'est nest pas vrai?
gondwana17 2 years ago
you are nasty :D
MrSejealek1 2 years ago
I think Mr. Pregnant is sayin that you can't get pregnant by sucking more cock in the woods....
shdezyn 2 years ago 2
u is one fat disaster vv, but u rock man
Uberfailtastic 2 years ago
That's the safest sex I ever did see :)
fehquig 2 years ago 2
XD wow that is WOW MR PREGNANT
Cassie932 2 years ago
your video's are getting worse and worse...
JakeBeatdown 2 years ago 4
all make sure from this day on to protect myself thank you
layougirl 2 years ago
my eyes.....they bleed...
deabrat 2 years ago 2
choke the chicken
SGB301 2 years ago
wus that his butt crack showing DX
shockmatter 2 years ago
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godlocky 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
y were u looking down there
godlocky 2 years ago
lesson taken in :| i wont get HIV or an STD with a rubber chicken :)
synnerr 2 years ago
your the only one on youtube that would do that lol.......
AuburnRails 2 years ago
jajajajajaa 5/5***********
lubreko 2 years ago
w.e works ill do it
dopeskies 2 years ago
hahahhaha . .very funny
sushikeito1992 2 years ago
O_O
wtkwtf 2 years ago
HIV is nothing you should kiddig about =/
SN1P3RSCHW31N 2 years ago
GET THE STICK OUTTA UR ASS!!!!!!!!!
mcrfan12345678910 2 years ago
But face it, if you followed the instructions in this video you wouldn't get HIV!
6Churches 2 years ago 2
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Sereniama 2 years ago
dont be silly wrap ur willyy loll
funny thoe
Teamymt 2 years ago
This is like an elevator music porno with rubberchickens?
WTF!
CarlyCravesChaos 2 years ago
Oops!
The "Thats why this is on Red Tube." was for you not for DeDeDeeFilms.
Sereniama 2 years ago
lol your awesome
dogb77 2 years ago 2
short but yet so sweet! lol
RosemondP 2 years ago
don't be a Fool rap your Tool. ;)
xXcrazyspadeXx 2 years ago
Keep kissing that chicken
aitortwoo 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
poor duck :(
sub 4
sub!
sub4sub4real4 2 years ago
That is hot, how his tongue slowly and sensually penetrates the ducks beak.
2btime 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK A DUCK!!!!
dingodickson1690 2 years ago 2
eww dude (more tounge) ;)
joseffcazzato 2 years ago
I have a feeling this is gonna be bigger than "A Night In Paris" :x
xxneondinosaur 2 years ago
RUBBER UP ;)
smileomen 2 years ago
ha ha true!!!
daseam 2 years ago
I can't stop laughing. I have to watch it again.
tjw1963 2 years ago
lol i bet after the video stops you bust up laughing so awesome DONT GET AIDS FUCK A DUCK
beeohhski 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
typical obama supporter.
dyhanendra 2 years ago
I used to think you were funny.
92benno92 2 years ago
O__O
TheHarpernator95 2 years ago
i want a duck lol
yannia76 2 years ago
So that's where you get the aviarian flu and chicken pox.
astroman12349384 2 years ago 3
if everyone did that then we wouldn't have to deal with aids after the others died off.... gratz you not only found prevention but a cure. your my hero :)
Failbot9000 2 years ago
stfu
NormbrettaMod 2 years ago
sounds like somebody has aids :)
Failbot9000 2 years ago
i want to be the chicken!!
Thekenrock 2 years ago
xD meake more vids like these:P joaks and gitar playing<3
heheWatever 2 years ago
wtf
hugmeimscream0 2 years ago
i got that chicken too LOL.
destinystruth 2 years ago
Hes just stating " you need a rubber " because its a rubber chicken!
xNick777 2 years ago
lolz that was awesome !!
noppy28 2 years ago
ooh...sexy...lol
EvilToaster77 2 years ago
um.....yeah i think i'm just going to watch another video now. maybe something that will tell me how to avoid hiv and std infection!!!!!!!!!!
cota47 2 years ago
I used to have exactly the same rubber chicken hahaha
mimifiedx 2 years ago
I guess you be ok now you got the rubber chicken.
Kevinjamesprojects 2 years ago
aha. It sounds like the chickens screaming in agony.
RawrItsOllie 2 years ago
I lol'd
JanderStrahd 2 years ago
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
bikerone 2 years ago
im not into beastiality thankss .
onefifteen07 2 years ago
OMG 99 COMMENTS IN 7 HOURS???!!!
AWESOME!!!
LOL it's funny
adamdorogi 2 years ago
I GOTTA TRY THAT!
Sereniama 2 years ago
lmfao
iou69er 2 years ago
Hate to break it to you, but I made sweet love to that rubber chicken before this video was made! Avoiding? nah...
aztec11 2 years ago
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Justinfhtube 2 years ago
Mr. Pregnant is God.
iliacus 2 years ago
you need A WOMEN BADDDDDDD
jaquan03 2 years ago
LOL.. its all about the Pot-ness...
SRNCRX 2 years ago 3
i dont really get it
chris146992 2 years ago
amazing...
lolero123 2 years ago
hahaahahahahahahha ily
hellswings 2 years ago
AHAHAH!!! lol
rjfire 2 years ago
lmfao. i loved this one.
you have a long ass tongue. :O
xxDarkstreamxx 2 years ago
A lot of wood in the video!
Shriner66 2 years ago
omg y so much haters on this guy
damnu93 2 years ago
lmao! lol
pinkdinodude 2 years ago
lmfao!!!!!!! Good one!!!!!!
moedaddy1980 2 years ago
haha i get it(umm lost) jk=P
LegalRice 2 years ago
you should be arrested hows it feel being a loser
DanIscool09 2 years ago
you're gay
naktacs 2 years ago
faglol
alexfleming10 2 years ago
doesn't the bark hurt ur stomach
robanc4 2 years ago
good idea Mr P. i'll have to find me a sexy CHIC like that too LOL
blkattk2 2 years ago
dendrophile
robinsoncrucify 2 years ago
sexy
famguy14cam 2 years ago
You are so hawt. Marry me?
MissJackie66 2 years ago
This video turned me on
bottledpandas 2 years ago
RUBBER CHICKEN
1schwererziehbar1 2 years ago
you look like you were really getting into that
hahahahaahhahaa
3headedbaby 2 years ago
mr.pregnant+rubber chiken+sex= AMAZING xD
XXjoshXXwallaceXX 2 years ago
all this time... that ive been fucking a tree(go green!) and making out with a chicken (GO BEASTIALITY!lmao nawt really) ive been avoiding HIV/AIDS? O: fuck yes.
MegasaurusWizard 2 years ago
I... don't know what to say... LOL
DaisyExodus 2 years ago
brilliant!
Josh360 2 years ago
...that scary lol
mezumechan 2 years ago
I got Mr Pregnant pregnant
iBinary 2 years ago 4
its to late for me =(
newbasstestman 2 years ago
and don't fuck a tree and kiss a chicken at the same time!But its ok doing it seperetly!
superbloody24 2 years ago
I already do this in mah spare time =D
Diamondkid777 2 years ago 3
What he is saying is that, we are suppose to have sex and stuff with rubber chickens! NO MORE GIRLS... Or men. That's the new trend nerds... >.>
So buy a rubber chicken and start having a non HIV&STD life today!
Any questions?
LoCoNDaBrain 2 years ago 2
oh... now i finally get it, yay no HIV for me XD
13darkskull13 2 years ago
so weird...
iRoBoBLiTz 2 years ago
i unsubscribed just so i could subscribe again lol
piratemaster513 2 years ago 2
Mista Pregnant might be comin' next to you!
Anon1696 2 years ago 2
LOL WHAT THE HELL
Brutal252 2 years ago
LOL hahahahahahaha
entershikariemo 2 years ago
LARL!
ariadarabi 2 years ago
fuckachicken
joealanouf 2 years ago
"unsubcribed"
singlaprety12 2 years ago
jajajajaja OMG!
sbhg 2 years ago
more chicken videos! :P
igonnagetfsx 2 years ago
wait wait.. wait.....
...
wat
MUPP552 2 years ago
This also also shows how to avoid boredom... and sanity ;)
Wowbagger86 2 years ago
well at least the rubber chicken was using protection.
trier4952 2 years ago 3
nise pun :P
Wowbagger86 2 years ago
thank you..it was intended.
trier4952 2 years ago
You will probably end up catching bird flu instead LOL
Jagamp 2 years ago 8
another way is to not "do it" at all haha
150493x 2 years ago
omg lol
tayishere202 2 years ago
lol
xKatz90 2 years ago
Preggers, this worked like a miracle thanks Dr. Pregz!
ProfessaBojangles1 2 years ago
you can make a tree vagina by cutting a hole in the tree and then smooth it down with sandpaper so that there are no splinters. then take some slabs of liver and warm it between your hands for a few minutes before stuffing it in the hole.
it feels just like the real thing. mmmm.
Steve7508 2 years ago 3
Some people actualy are atracted sexually to trees and plants... they have a name for it to. It's a absurd world ;)
Wowbagger86 2 years ago
you would do that why... 0.o
anbsoccer38 2 years ago