Okay,let's get this straight the bitch who started the thing about her and JB it's not true and JB and Selena did not get merriest if they did it would have been on the news and every were else's so STOP the romours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and the chick who started this and ur reading this just know since you lied every one in the world hates you and some one will try to hurt you.....
@newagebennet13 You can't be saying anyone's grammar is horrifying when you don't know how to punctuate. you put "its" when you should have a apostrophe for "it's" as it is a conjunction.
OH MY GOSH! Shane got the ACTUAL Wendy Williams. So awesome, I would have thought he would have dressed up like her but clearly got the real, thing! Awesome!
It's funny cuz he DID lose his virginity to a couch. Okay well I'm just making an assumption based off of what I've heard Shane and Jerid say tons of times... :P
._. I don't understand why Justin doesn't take the damn paternity test if he's not the father. Jesus christ, I mean like if you're sure you're not the father then prove that you're not. It's kind of making me a little mad that he won't just take it LOL besides, the girl is said to be a whore cause she slept with like a whole bunch of other guys. Her ex bf is SURE he's not the baby daddy too LOL. She just wants the money...
☻☻There is a new show. It it like JACKASS! where Carl the alien always gets FUC**D up in every episode! "THE REAL ALIEN SHOW" on YOUTUBE! / EPIC, EPIC, EPIC!!☻☻
I saw untold stories of the ER and a mans penis got stuck in a stove. He had to haave a five inch needle stuck up there, two men fainted that were asked to do the job. All the blood in his penis was sucked up. Dont fuck the stove.....
@JerryBiersackBVB If Justin Bieber was really a girl, then his (or should I say "her") name wouldn't be JUSTIN Bieber. His (or as you believe, "Her") name would be Justine Bieber. Or Julie Bieber.
@JerryBiersackBVB Don't make fun of Justin Cause he cares about millions of people. He donates more than 1000 dollars WAY MORE. The only reason you talk trash about him is becuase you have no life
@JenniferOhLive plz go away if you can't handle a joke becuse chances are if you watch shane dawson you will hear a lot oof justin bieber jokes and a lot of people will agree with him and frankly me and lots of other people get sick and tired of seeing comments of people who can't take a joke. BTW no matter how many people love Justin Bieber twice as many will hate him me being one of them.
I hate those comments that give away a part in the video because the top comments are so visible and it always has a quote from a funny part in the video =-l DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo his not
Wats up people. My name is Michael Fynne and I'm a Young Talented Rapper trying to make a huge name for myself. I'd really appreciate it if you would take the time to check out my music here on YouTube. Just Search:
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Check out more songs on my channel. Like my fan page on Facebook (Michael Fynne) and follow me on Twitter (@MichaelFynne). There will be more songs to come soon. You will not regret it!
I bet no one will even read or like this but I'm still gonna try.
Hey there guys, my name is Jasmin Jawbreaker and I need help from everyone on reaching my dream. I dream of becoming a slug and I'm working really hard on doing that. Every single morning I get naked, rub Vaseline all over my body, and lay down on my neighbors lawn pretending to be a slug.
hey man I just wanted to say that Ive been a big fan of yours for a while and you have inspired me to make my own web show, and the rest of you fans can check it out if you want and give me some advice good or bad :)
I like thin mints :3
Sadnessinmymirror 1 day ago
Lol
fluffyanglekiller 1 day ago
Okay,let's get this straight the bitch who started the thing about her and JB it's not true and JB and Selena did not get merriest if they did it would have been on the news and every were else's so STOP the romours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and the chick who started this and ur reading this just know since you lied every one in the world hates you and some one will try to hurt you.....
HayleeAndRita 2 days ago
it is he is dating salina gomaz p.s he got marryed to her
mntnelf 3 days ago
@mntnelf 1. Your grammar is horrifying,
2. Its not true. She admitted it wasn't.
3. HE DIDN'T MARRY ANYONE.
newagebennet13 1 day ago
@newagebennet13 You can't be saying anyone's grammar is horrifying when you don't know how to punctuate. you put "its" when you should have a apostrophe for "it's" as it is a conjunction.
yellow468 7 hours ago
That's a perfect impersonation of Wendy Williams lmao
stardustlia 3 days ago
Shane is good at acting!
MsAwesomezxcify 4 days ago
:cookieno:
tswizzlicious2369 4 days ago
whenever hes shanaynay i just forget that its really a guy...lol
elizabeththeshortone 4 days ago
no i dont
MsSugarmama11 5 days ago
Guadalupe WTF!!! Charlie im disgusted and disturbed
xXjjb2k11Xx 6 days ago
then i'l f**king kill you! lol :D
1013lolgirl 1 week ago
lol im sick and shane,your making me better.... comedic remedy!
maisythemusic 1 week ago
Lol @3:00 theyre like :O!!!
xXjjb2k11Xx 1 week ago
@mrwerewolf10000- it means that she backed here kid into the cookies.
13momopeach 1 week ago
This vid is awesome!^^ but the dog part with guantalupe is srsly disturbing 0.0
AndreaGriffith97 1 week ago
"I heard Shane Dawson gets his butt bleached"
kristeniters 1 week ago
have you thoght of a pupit show with 2 ghosts fighting.
legostarfox64 1 week ago
i didnt get it when she said i found a way to shut my little ferbies up
MrWerewolf10000 1 week ago
@MrWerewolf10000 you know the way she was saying she hates babies? Yeah. She baked them into the cookies
maisythemusic 1 week ago
That dog part, wrong. Just wrong...
magnhild1997 1 week ago in playlist Flere videoer fra ShaneDawsonTV
I would never unsubscribe from you Shane! I would get bored all day!!
ScottishBrat4Eva 1 week ago
oh yeah awesome big daddy kane reference there shane, :)
ThePspdog98 1 week ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV
yeah thin mints are the only kind of girl scout cookies i can stomach.
ThePspdog98 1 week ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV
I would it the cookies......
eziolover1 1 week ago
I love you, Shane. ;]
JustHannah12345 1 week ago
Of course the screen at 0:53 would be Rebecca Black... xDDD
xBeautyBeast 1 week ago
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xBeautyBeast 1 week ago
Wow we have the same printer Shane :D
ck110493 1 week ago
I'm in the weird part of youtube again.
LUV04111 1 week ago
my brother had a rumor about him lol it was sence we are half canadian they think he is a famous movie star from canada xD
ch2113 1 week ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV
maybe next time you won't forget my thin mints you little bitch!
youknowme8789 1 week ago
DO WENDY WILLIAMS AGAIN, PLEASE DEAR SHANE! :D
SlowY00 1 week ago
did you notice that instead of police its polic
MsLoveshanedawson 2 weeks ago
thin mints are the best..who wouldn't do that!
BFFLAD929 2 weeks ago
I miss Shananay! :'(
SpecialForcesIT 2 weeks ago
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OH MY GOSH! Shane got the ACTUAL Wendy Williams. So awesome, I would have thought he would have dressed up like her but clearly got the real, thing! Awesome!
airplanefreak27 2 weeks ago
wendy wiliams tits should have been bigger... funny tho. lol.
RobinFlysHigh 2 weeks ago
Wendy Williams: Oh Shanaynay, these are delicious! What's your secret ingredient?
Shanaynay: I'll give you a hint; Let's just say I finally found a way to shut my little furby up.
It's like Cupcakes all over again..
PinkiePonyta 2 weeks ago
i think hes the...DAD!
kklym124 2 weeks ago
Creepy! I burped and right after that he did! Lol thats great
AirbenderLover17 2 weeks ago
Sometimes i forget that every single one of these characters is played by the same person :P
TheSnuffy1994 2 weeks ago 71
then i wil f***ing kill you
freddyrocks8 2 weeks ago in playlist Shane Dawson vids
Mørę, vids!)?!?!?!
Theminichihuahua 2 weeks ago
It's funny cuz he DID lose his virginity to a couch. Okay well I'm just making an assumption based off of what I've heard Shane and Jerid say tons of times... :P
MeowcatBissy 2 weeks ago
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julianmagno23 2 weeks ago
justin is a gay fagg that has no Dick!
so..... shut the fuck up
TheMetallicafan1999 2 weeks ago
You should do Wendy Williams again. I find it hilarious.
ray10b73 2 weeks ago 7
He put the cat in the bag and then it meowed to get out
cardpopcorn13 2 weeks ago
Okay how the hell did you get the cat to actually meow when the bag was opened? Instead of just adding in some crappy over dubbing of a cat meow?
Because I am very impressed sir.
danichiki08 2 weeks ago
was shane watching "friday" at 0:54
DoubleOComedy 2 weeks ago
ahahahaaaa shananay+JB=somebody gonna get shot
AwesomeIsKiki 2 weeks ago
I know u hate theese as much as I do but can u check out my channel plz plzzzzz thx lol
LyDiAandHaNnAh 2 weeks ago
awsome
Badboyna9er 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV
hey checkout my video busted for chocolate meth it is really funny!!...busted for chocolate meth
watchmyvideo321 3 weeks ago
Hey Im Eatting Thin Mints Right now!
MIN3CRAFT3RS 3 weeks ago
>.< LOL !!!
AWESOME P U R E AWESOME
133fahad 3 weeks ago in playlist مزيد من مقاطع الفيديو من ShaneDawsonTV
i thought u couldnt be both a virgin and a father at the same time
SuperKalmageddon 3 weeks ago
WTF justing bieber have a DICK ?? Man i should start googeling stuf
MrMeissour 3 weeks ago
@BassCreator2011 her baby she killed
Youknowzit87 3 weeks ago
Steve is so cute
imfunnyandiknowit123 3 weeks ago
I didnt understand the secret ingredient at the end??
BassCreator2011 3 weeks ago
Lol:-))
ilovvdinosandBLT 3 weeks ago
what was the secret ingredient
jic2234 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV
@jic2234 vaginal discharge...i put that sh*t on everything
heyzeus39 3 weeks ago
@heyzeus39 you mean like pussy
jic2234 3 weeks ago
@jic2234 exactly like pussy. i buy my pussy juice at k mart.
heyzeus39 3 weeks ago
@heyzeus39 HA lol
jic2234 3 weeks ago
Did u notice the girl kissing Shane in the tidal sequence (photo shopped)
wpfbbq 3 weeks ago
maybe next time YOU WONT FORGET MY THIN MINTS YOU LITTLE BITCH! lol :D
indiesurfskate1 3 weeks ago
justin is not the dad cuz hes too hot
bieberfan4everable 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV
I lol'd at the Aunt Hilda smile sound xD
BinklePlease 3 weeks ago
No, because she claimed that it only took 30 seconds. And besides, the other people are right. Justin can't be the dad cuz he has no male parts XD
SemperFi9592 3 weeks ago
._. I don't understand why Justin doesn't take the damn paternity test if he's not the father. Jesus christ, I mean like if you're sure you're not the father then prove that you're not. It's kind of making me a little mad that he won't just take it LOL besides, the girl is said to be a whore cause she slept with like a whole bunch of other guys. Her ex bf is SURE he's not the baby daddy too LOL. She just wants the money...
xArisa03 3 weeks ago 45
@xArisa03 No honey, Justin Bieber's agents and managers just payed her to act this whole thing out so he would get more attention...
xoBabyGirl64 2 weeks ago
@xoBabyGirl64 lol really? O-o
xArisa03 2 weeks ago
@xArisa03 Yup pretty much, so don't pay attention to any of that bull crap :D
xoBabyGirl64 2 weeks ago
@xArisa03 he already took the test. he took it in november.
EmilyC022 4 days ago
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TheRealAlienShow 3 weeks ago
what does it say on Shananay's perfume bottle?
Skeletronable 3 weeks ago
OMG I LOVE SHANAYNAY!! LOL SHES SO FUNNY!!
CoolSitter 3 weeks ago
@JenniferOhLive daamn you told him!
PsychoticEmoChick 3 weeks ago
ShaneDawson wears too much makeup...
miksmiks99 3 weeks ago
FUCKING KILL YOU!
DeadBl00d 4 weeks ago
Thanks cassidy
TheMorgiepoo101 4 weeks ago
I don't think so but i would have to say yes cuz i hate him
nksecretek 4 weeks ago
yeahh. hes a man whore!!
pepsibabe11 1 month ago
lol u have the same printer as me!!
reilyshef 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV
Maybe next time you won't forget MY THINMINTS YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!
popostalkerz 1 month ago
no
Mrscrazywhitegurl 1 month ago
Shane can be kinda cheesy at times, but I -3 him
lifeandstuff599 1 month ago
no
TheHitAndRunStudios 1 month ago
I heard Rebecca Black won't subscribe to you.
thekoopatroop2089 1 month ago
I saw untold stories of the ER and a mans penis got stuck in a stove. He had to haave a five inch needle stuck up there, two men fainted that were asked to do the job. All the blood in his penis was sucked up. Dont fuck the stove.....
rpointofveiw 1 month ago
Justin is the wife
987happyfeet 1 month ago
no
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The perfoom bootle actually say you smeel dat
Sitingnext2ahobo 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Dolly parkson or what ever blanket on the sex couch
Sitingnext2ahobo 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
ROFL!
Justin Bieber Needs a d!ck first Pall,
Too Much Pusy Down there!
xXMPRiCHGIRLWORLDXx 1 month ago
& When the Justin Bieber poster starts singing "Baby baby baby ohhh!"
PoweredVocal 1 month ago
When he's spraying the water hose on his sister. LOL :D
PoweredVocal 1 month ago
BEASTIALITY!!!
wolfica3 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV
When I heard Morgan Laurence playing at the end, I almost died.
shia2113 1 month ago
the girl he was spraying with water is his cousin
poopsies99 1 month ago
are you gay?
jareli1992 1 month ago
how come you don't hang out with britney that much?
wwilliamsjr 1 month ago
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU WONT FORGET MY THIN MINTS YOU LITTLE BITCH! XD
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YourEvilHeroz 1 month ago
Heyy but why your sister??
famelovely98 1 month ago
where did u get that wig
MrSazarando 1 month ago
i heard privatetryhard227 is unsubscribing. oh fuck
privatetryhard227 1 month ago
ok so where's my Fucking cookie?
LOL101BFFL 1 month ago
Oh hi cookie how you doing'?
MegaToontownplayer 1 month ago
Rebecca Black be trollin'....
LiLCcProductions 1 month ago
u confuse me
cassiemariepbj 1 month ago
my mom asked me if u where gay..........LOL
318alisha 1 month ago 3
damn shane 3:13 made me laugh and choke on my soda
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TheRealAlienShow 1 month ago
But I did now I'm back
johsmens 1 month ago
no way justin can be the father because you have to have a dick to get a girl pregnet XD
JerryBiersackBVB 1 month ago 60
@JerryBiersackBVB If Justin Bieber was really a girl, then his (or should I say "her") name wouldn't be JUSTIN Bieber. His (or as you believe, "Her") name would be Justine Bieber. Or Julie Bieber.
GreenPencil305 1 month ago
@JerryBiersackBVB its a joke
Mrscrazywhitegurl 1 month ago
@JerryBiersackBVB Don't make fun of Justin Cause he cares about millions of people. He donates more than 1000 dollars WAY MORE. The only reason you talk trash about him is becuase you have no life
JenniferOhLive 4 weeks ago
@JenniferOhLive plz go away if you can't handle a joke becuse chances are if you watch shane dawson you will hear a lot oof justin bieber jokes and a lot of people will agree with him and frankly me and lots of other people get sick and tired of seeing comments of people who can't take a joke. BTW no matter how many people love Justin Bieber twice as many will hate him me being one of them.
ShadowDragonZD 3 weeks ago
FUCK NO !!!!!!!!!!!!
PielLatina2009 1 month ago
I hate those comments that give away a part in the video because the top comments are so visible and it always has a quote from a funny part in the video =-l DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!!
bayb1110 1 month ago
"Shanaynay: Or we could talk about my brand new perfume line!! Wendy: Oooo whats it called? Shanaynay: WOOF!! LMAO!
Manassite 1 month ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo his not
jazmin1andrade 1 month ago in playlist Más vídeos de ShaneDawsonTV
I laughed my butt of! Please check my channel out!
TheGoldenMproduction 1 month ago
Lol Jerid's po-po face! " Do i hav any proof that u had sex w/ Justin Biebeah?!" i love that voice!
95kidplay 1 month ago
0:59 I FREAKIN DIED XD
Danyelle2345 1 month ago
"hairless furbys that dont shut up" XD shanaynay is the best
Zoopop13 1 month ago
0:52 dolly parton?!
cherryblossom277 1 month ago
0:52 omg REBECA BLACK! *burns laptop*
cherryblossom277 1 month ago
0:53 LOL
cherryblossom277 1 month ago
What's the song that plays when he shows other vidoes at the end?
DangoStick 1 month ago
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Mikster7500 1 month ago
He's hot as heck!!!!!!!!!!
Rawr47972 1 month ago
That part when he says( OR I FUCKING KILL U !!!!!!!! ) That was the most funny and unsespected line I had ever seen NO LIE MAN FREAKING ALSOME
halomrskullz 1 month ago
random but i think you look nice in the reddish brown wig :)
purpleheart098 1 month ago
Pause it at 0:39 and put a Brazzers logo there.
Your day = COMPLETE
NeverOffLimits 1 month ago
What's the song @ the end??
peemnutblubber 1 month ago
You got your hands on what?! Lmaoo<3
No1LovesYouBooBear 1 month ago
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Funniest video in the world!!! :D
oohellamandagail 1 month ago
WAIT JUSTIN IS A BOY!!! :O
MrLawcool 1 month ago
shane, i just have to say i really fucking love you, your videos make me laugh when im kinda depressed :D <3
AkiBeii 1 month ago
you guys eat cookies like cookie monster. XD
rjamesnigh 1 month ago
1:00 justin biber lol
someguydosentmater12 1 month ago
nah she cant be the father...
CupidxXDark 1 month ago 64
123boredvideos ARE U INSANE
KelseytheDog1 1 month ago
"Me too! You saif I was your...
Baby, baby, baby, ooooooooh"
sansan2992 1 month ago
Fart nugget
awesomrthan 1 month ago
thumbs up if you saw the girl scout was shanes cousin
MegaOlivia99 1 month ago
That bitch forgot his thin-mints and yes i think he is
321shoshi 1 month ago
UGGGGH I Love Shane's Intro :D
eggylucy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
omg you should have shanna fix your black people make up so it blends more lol
strangerdanger1991 1 month ago
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I bet no one will even read or like this but I'm still gonna try.
Hey there guys, my name is Jasmin Jawbreaker and I need help from everyone on reaching my dream. I dream of becoming a slug and I'm working really hard on doing that. Every single morning I get naked, rub Vaseline all over my body, and lay down on my neighbors lawn pretending to be a slug.
I'm not asking for much, I just want support.
Okay, thanks you guise. ♥
123boredvideos 1 month ago
Wow... Pretty classy burp!
awsomest1000 1 month ago
I will defiantly not forget to deliver your cookies!!!!
brooklea98 1 month ago
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i like pom
thumbs up if you read that wrong
katie41024 1 month ago
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hey man I just wanted to say that Ive been a big fan of yours for a while and you have inspired me to make my own web show, and the rest of you fans can check it out if you want and give me some advice good or bad :)
midprod 1 month ago
My vagina's tired, WANNA FUCK MY FACE?!!! lmao
JLCoslett 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you would buy that book my vagina tired wanna fuck my face
Sitingnext2ahobo 1 month ago
Pimping isnt easy XD
Sitingnext2ahobo 1 month ago
I come here almost everyday just to hear Shane Say "HOW YOU DOIN?"
MellowDesolation 1 month ago
YOU SAID I WAS YOUR BABY BABY BABY OHHHHH!! LMFAO
ABEJOHNIERARDO 1 month ago
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ABEJOHNIERARDO 1 month ago
There's a rumor I smoke pot and I got kicked out of my church cause of it. A lot of people hate me know
megslover215 1 month ago
Is that lucy!?
TeaganDanielle 1 month ago
5:31 ...Shane goes ......THEN ILL FUCKING KILL YOOU!!! funni loving his 4sec. red eyes cut^_^
12345dazia 1 month ago
Shane r u really a virgin ???
vicky13341 1 month ago
ok i hate justin bieber but its obvious he is not the dad...is he?
TheMikayla252 1 month ago
omg thats EXACTLY how endy williams acts lol
ZeldaLovesUnicorns01 1 month ago
thinmints are my favorite too : ) loll
LeaAmari 1 month ago