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  • I'd Love to be Stanley! ;)

  • Ginger! True Blood anyone?

  • Shit,,, I wonder how Stanely feeling.

  • ue- it's Ginger from True Blood!!

  • @thatpetewoods its ginger from gilligans island

  • I'd hate to be Stanley...............

  • 27 people know Stanley

  • That "lady" looks & sounds like Chris Colfer in drag.

  • I wonder if the Stanley she was referring to was Paul Stanley! When he's not wearing that star over his eye, him and the Geico Gecko do look the same! LOL!!

  • that old man is a terrific actor

  • @macbeasty That old man is actually Brian Carney,he is the son of the late great Art Carney!!

  • 24 ppl are friends of stanley

  • She's got problems if she worried about getting out of a relationship with a gecko named Stanley

  • I got it folks, The Green Gecko sounds like Richard Hammond from the TV show Top Gear.

  • @MrLaburnum12 no he does not, richards is more high pitched than the gecko

  • i dont get it

  • xD this is my favorite geico commercial cuz part of my name is stanley :P

  • Who is the actress that plays the part of the jilted lover?

  • I am from Toledo, and i approve of this message

  • 24 people never got talked to by that woman

  • What does this have to do with car insurance?

  • you know you're in good hands when your insurance company promotes beastiality.

  • This is actually VERY funny.

  • Perhaps she was talking about some insurance company named "Stanley"?

  • WTF, does she do to Stanely?

  • HaHa. Old Nancy Grace lookin' skank shoved a lizard up her pussy in 2003!.....

    "I remember,,,,this one time....at insurance camp..."

  • How did she have sex with a lizard? Did she spread her pussy open and let the lizard run around inside?

  • @jpowers55 -- Dork.

  • No lie, to me that lady is SO FINE!!!!

    ^_^

  • I don't get it. How is a crazy lady saying she f***ed a gecko going to make me want to buy car insurance?

  • You get good grades, graduate summa cum laude, have a successful career but you sleep with one lizard in Toledo and you can never live it down. Poor lady.

  • blonde

  • This woman has a creepy fetish with reptiles.

  • Why wouldn't you want to be stanley? He's real nice......oh Hell no ones going to get it

  • @Ultimategrid Hey Orange XD

  • @TheFishWhat

    ha ha

  • STANLEY'S AT THE MEGAPOLIS ZOO!!!!

  • her hip readjustment must have cost a lot for her to hold a 7 year grudge.

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  • everytime i c stanely pop out of nowhere in da scene behind some ruberrish (im on my fone) i be lyk OOH!! n den i start cracking up just picturing it makes me laugh!

    ROTFLMAO

  • I don't get it!!

  • Worst Geico Commercial EVER!

  • this commercial is such a rip off from various movies where the main character gets confronted by a random character, and they mention that they know them from some mid size city. Oceans 11 comes to mind...

  • 22 people would love to be stanley.

  • I'd hate to be Stanley too

  • how does a gecko have sex with this woman? .....He crawls inside her vagina

  • I knew that was the Maggie off The Nanny, I searched and searched and couldn't find it, but I just saw a comment were she thought it was to so I'm sure it is. The end were she smiles saying sorry gave it away.

  • it had to be a BLONDE

  • I've seen women have sex with dogs, so I guess a gecko wouldn't be quite a stretch.

  • The bitch is such a fucktarded dumbass! 'nough said!

  • That lady for sure thought she was talking to her green dildo she had named stanley!

  • @AmericanRattlesnake HAHAHAH I KNOW RIGHT

  • @AmericanRattlesnake dam u i cant eat lunch now cuz u comment was so funny

  • total ripoff of the second city network >.>

  • Don't you ever get sick of the sexist misogynistic commercials the male chauvinist pigs love to put out there? Why don't they put some asshole male in their ads for a change, considering men act like assholes far more often...Stanley included. Apparently Geico doesn't want to peddle their lousy crap insurance to anyone except sexist males. Because women with 1/2 a brain wouldn't buy their crap insurance considering the sexist pigs who do their ads and who run their company.

  • @tradersquarter cool story, bro

  • @tradersquarter

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    Does Geico really save you 15% on car insurance?

    Is this feminist over reacting?

  • I think that's the daughter from "The Nanny".

  • So GEICO endorses beastyality??? Gross commercial!!!

  • @eric1012wi Bestiality

  • Tragic ... lmao

  • SHE BANGED A GECKO HOLY SHI

  • ja! there it is behind the couch.

  • @nakedvolleyball -- Touché.

  • Anyone else notice the other gecko pop up from the other sofa to the right when the lady starts talking

  • @rambo14ful Good observation!

  • The Geco clearly changed his color so she wouldn't recognzie him! That pimp!

  • whoever makes commercials like this....needs to die or be fired. whoever found the uggliest, old hag they could to disgust america by putting this tranny in a commercial, seriously need to die. everytime i see this commercial, i wish i was dead. FUCK YOU GEICO!! for making shitty ass commercials.

  • did yall notice how the gecko jumped when she said "you".. haha he was like "what the fuck"

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  • This commercial is awful. It doesn't even make sense. Why do 206 people like it?

  • Lol: TOLEDO, 03?

  • this is probably one of the worst, if not THE worst commercial I have ever seen

  • well I didn't realize you were into beastiality.

  • hey thats that retard from trueblood that always yells.

  • Just exactly 'Where' was this Woman 'Storing' little Stanley back in Toledo, '03?

  • The lady is from True Blood season 3 . I knew she looked familiar

  • does anyone else think this chick looks and sounds like kurt from glee? i think they dressed him up and gave him a spot...

  • is geico suggesting their acceptance of beastiality? this is worse than Avatar!

  • My name is Stanley...

  • @SnPapasFritas ...Run Stanley..... just, run.

  • what the fuck was the point of this commercial

  • who is that chick?

  • who the hell is stanley O,O

  • this happens to me often, but they have never proven paternity...i've got geico

  • since when does geico promote bestiality?

  • Really? What did Stanley look like? Is she near sighted?

  • She must have been REALLY DRUNK!

  • She fucked a Lizard?

  • who would have thought it even possible. how'd it work, did crawl up in2 her vagina?

  • if "stanley" walks in to a busy street theres anothor flat stanley book written

  • Did he say I'd like to be Stanley or I'd Hate to be Stanley?

  • 13 people have the name Stanley

  • I think the big question should be... why is this woman having sex with a gecko? That's very odd for a human to be engaging in... LOL. And how would she screw a little gecko, I don't think it would be possible. LOL, best comment goes to me!

  • Man the latest Geico commericals have been great.....The pig, the drill sergant, and now this haha....thye make the best commericals

  • @YoungFlash777 The pig one is so dumb! It's annoying! Drill sergeant is good, and this one is dumb! Geico's early commericals with the cavemen and others were genuinely funny. But now they're just getting stupid.

  • @MediaWire You're joking, right?

  • Fucking reptile fucker!!

  • Reminded me of that George Clooney movie: Up In The Air.

  • where is the gecko actually from

    

  • @stupidweirdppl He is from Afghanistan, according to a previous commercial.

  • i would hate to be stanly to not only is he in trouble he looks like a gecko

  • How the hell is she gonna get it on wit a reptile in all places my hometown of Toledo???? This commercial is ridiculous....

  • She gets it on with lizards.....hmm.....weird.

  • dang itttt, i guess the weddings off

    i wanted to see HUMARDS (humans+lizards)

  • I mean really, do you usually sleep with geckos or..?

  • well i'd hate to be stanley...

  • does that mean she fucks lizards?

  • There seems to be something off about how that woman talks.

  • Maybe Stanley is his brother? o_O

  • Oh, and, you better hope Stanly didn't get her pregnant cause you could end up paying child support for his kid.

  • Look just like him from behind? She probably made it up and the chic could be bad news. If I were you I'd grow a mustache fast.

  • Stanley watched this video 13 times?

  • i whould hate to be stanly

  • Whatever gecko that tapped that lady must have some seriously low expectations.

  • Well if the Gecko actually knew that woman I can't help but imagine that he would have been the 1st Gecko to ever get some from a human...based on what I believe the commercial suggests. Thus, he probably would have wanted to know her LOL

  • What a freak. She goes around the country on business trips getting banged by strange geckos while her husband is back at home; tramp.

  • @Obannonify I THOUGHT the SAME FREAKING thing.... You freaky LADY getting it on with GREEN lil creatures.... What type of buiness YOU IN????

  • @Blackgod77 Umm, actually...she wanted something permanent and that's implicit in how she reacted.

  • @Obannonify You know what???!! Don't judge others! At least not until you've walked a mile in their panties.

  • If you look up the word "lame" in the dictionary, it will reference this commercial.

  • Does this mean that this woman had sex with lizard by name Stanley?

  • @nick10463 Thats what im wondering

  • Hey, it's the white trash chick from True Blood!!! :D I'm glad she stopped hanging around with vampires and cleaned up her life. ^.^

  • @nervouswreck75 .....she WAS the white trash chick from True Blood....now she will be forever known as "Lizard Skank"............but as much as this commercial is being shown now, she's definitely getting paid.

  • Oh wow I just noticed 13 people don't like this. Make me wonder if he had a one nighter with them to? This dude must be getting around a lot.

  • Wow that was close. I thought things was about to really get messy.

  • As a Toledo resident I say: What happens in Toledo, stays in Toledo. ;) Even the bestiality xD

  • His name should have been Gordon, not Stanley.

  • This commercial is HI-LARIOUS!!!!!!  :)

  • How can you possibly confuse someone from behind as a damned gecko!? Unless of course, she was fucking an actual lizard...

  • @sulhaq i think thats the point

  • @sulhaq lol man

  • This is the stupidest fucking commercial I've ever seen in my life

  • @GuruPremierGangStarr u r so right

  • should've worn the name tag... ;)

  • Hey, who is the woman? actress?

  • I don't get it at ALL lol

  • i dont get it

  • isnt she a little old to be having one night stands in Toledo?

  • I'm pretty sure the gecko found out who she was.. Hit that later then got a restraining order....

  • Is that the lady from Die Hard 2?

  • lol

  • Looks like 9 people are friends of Stanley (Yikes!)

  • GEICO commercials are the best!!! Really funny.....lol

  • This might be the lamest commercial I've ever seen. Who writes this crap?

  • @KennethKaniffFromCT someone who makes more money than you.

  • @KennethKaniffFromCT

    It is absoultely hysterical~

  • @KennethKaniffFromCT Michael Jackson's mom wrote the script to this commercial.

  • @KennethKaniffFromCT 'This might be the lamest commercial I've ever seen. Who writes this crap?'

    'Geckophiles'?

  • "well i'd hate to be stanley." LOL!!

  • That's not true,you should meet Stanley,he's real nice.

  • DAM!! GEICOS COMMERCIALS MAKE ME LAMO!!!

  • and... whatever happened to the cave men?

  • @KutWrite ao maybe on vacation?

  • @KutWrite The "Gecko" came first before the Caveman or (Cavemen) since recently, they've showed only 1 Caveman as of now. So you'll mostly see "Gecko" and "Xtranormal".

    There are some Caveman Commercials on GEICO's Videos and there is even a "Vlog" of the Actual Caveman. Commercials however, you'd have to stay in tune for.

  • I think he WAS Stanley.

    I guess size doesn't matter, after all.

  • to be honest this made me laugh but it did not make me want to swich to geico even a little.

  • Ginger is that YOU?

  • hahaha It's too late Stanley!

  • This sucks. My name is Stanley.

  • @Ninetails930 Are you green?

  • @gigihenry28 Toledo

  • who is stanly?

  • What happened in Talito in '03 VERONICA?!?! Idk her name xp

  • poor stanley

  • well id hate to be stanley

  • i'd hate to be stanly

  • Idk he should have a name tag

  • I don't get this commercial. Is there another famous gecko by the name of Stanley?

  • 9 people must have the name Stanley.

  • actress is Tara Buck...she is Ginger in True Blood.

  • Chris Colfer cameo's as the female actress???

  • Run Stanley Run! lol.

  • wait! was the commercial cut short? doesn't it say '15 percent....or more on car insurance' on most ads?