Damnit! Lurita Doan better win one of these, you hear that judges?! We know we'll see Alberto, Larry Craig, and maybe the Bush man... but let's not have beautiful Regents girl Sarah Taylor blockout the lovely and talented Lurita. Her glasses alone make her the most qualified. There. I have said it.
Not all Republicans are unhappy with their candidates, Josh. Since Giuliani's implosion a couple of weeks ago, media Republicans like Tim Russert, Cokie Roberts, David Brooks, Chris Matthews, Bob Schieffer, Slate Dickerson, David Broder, and Don Imus are absolutely ecstatic about McCain's chances of capturing the White House.
McCain disturbs me. My father is a Marine and a Vietnam vet and thinks the Iraq War was a pointless waste of life and money, and we both really respect the guy's service and the fact that he was a POW and horribly tortured.
But then he got cozy with Falwell and keeps defending a largely pointless war of attrition.
Clearly Gonzo qualifies for some kind of "Lifetime Achievement" award at least. I'm expecting Craig to send in Tanya Harding's ex with a club to take out Fredo's knees. These Repubs don't like to lose, y'know.
Somebody had gay sex with an unconscious victim? Damn!! Did he happen to be another "family values" republican homophobe? Either way, that's gonna be hard to beat!
For Corruption Chutzpah, to me, Cheney wins hands down for declaring that the Vice President isn't part of the Executive Branch in order to avoid congressional oversight requests.
Not so fast, daft. Yeah, Cheney's stunt was impressive, but you gotta give them Alaska boys extra credit for monogramming their ballcaps with "CBC" -- Crooked Bastards Club. That takes some chutzpah!
Like they always say, the judges have a formidable task ahead of them!
What are you guys going to do if Obama or Paul get elected? You have to be praying for a Huckabee(Bush III)presidency or as I like to call it 8 more years of corruption in the name of Jesus.
I have to say WTF on Jena not getting nominated for local scandal. It's a perfect example of routine debasement of black people that backfired on the corrupt assholes who tried to push it through. Also, no Palfrey on sex scandals? She did service for half of washington, that deserves at least an honourable mention. Is it only newsworthy if it's about gay republicans?!
wonderful!!!!!
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
love it!
GretchenDawntreader 4 years ago
Give them to most all of them as only a few don't deserve one!!
italstal07 4 years ago
Damnit! Lurita Doan better win one of these, you hear that judges?! We know we'll see Alberto, Larry Craig, and maybe the Bush man... but let's not have beautiful Regents girl Sarah Taylor blockout the lovely and talented Lurita. Her glasses alone make her the most qualified. There. I have said it.
quicksite 4 years ago
The single most important issue facing America is not Islamic Jihad via Romney and is laughable.
J1Goro 4 years ago
Rent-a-Geek! HAHA!!!
missdivinestalls 4 years ago
Not all Republicans are unhappy with their candidates, Josh. Since Giuliani's implosion a couple of weeks ago, media Republicans like Tim Russert, Cokie Roberts, David Brooks, Chris Matthews, Bob Schieffer, Slate Dickerson, David Broder, and Don Imus are absolutely ecstatic about McCain's chances of capturing the White House.
judithnathan 4 years ago
McCain bomb bomb bomb Iran? LMAO at his chances.
J1Goro 4 years ago 3
McCain disturbs me. My father is a Marine and a Vietnam vet and thinks the Iraq War was a pointless waste of life and money, and we both really respect the guy's service and the fact that he was a POW and horribly tortured.
But then he got cozy with Falwell and keeps defending a largely pointless war of attrition.
fabricated 4 years ago 3
he is also cozy with that crazy zionist hagee
italstal07 4 years ago 3
This is going to be tough. All of the nominees deserve these awards.
nothankyoumam 4 years ago 4
The award goes to the Democratically led Congress for supporting wars based on lies and their continuation of funds to said wars. Yeehaw. Idiots.
J1Goro 4 years ago
When you are lied upon, you blame the liar, not the lied upon..so the Devil is nicer than the hoodwinked poor human being..
jurbinsky 4 years ago
Idiot.
J1Goro 4 years ago
haha Josh is dressed up! lol way to go Josh keep it all coming!
HiGuy505 4 years ago
i smell a sweep from Mr Forgeto Gonzales.
estopa2006 4 years ago 4
It seems the Republicans lead in Whoremongering&Warmongering.
AuroraKismet 4 years ago 3
Clearly Gonzo qualifies for some kind of "Lifetime Achievement" award at least. I'm expecting Craig to send in Tanya Harding's ex with a club to take out Fredo's knees. These Repubs don't like to lose, y'know.
lorenrt303 4 years ago 3
Slightly off topic, but I'm still rabid ABC Wide World of Sports has not offered Tonya a spot as a Commentarist for their Ice Skating Segments.
Oh, and Cokie Roberts is an old bore.
judithnathan 4 years ago
Too bad its not we the people voting for the best of the worst. I'd vote for Gonzales in the Best Scandel category.
voyzovrezon 4 years ago 2
You can be bet that the Networks will hire everyone of these nominees as Commentators and Pundits for their News and Political Talk Shows.
judithnathan 4 years ago 3
They all should be drawn and quartered on Prime time TV!
GOPSpinMachineInOD 4 years ago
Woo hoo! I'm excited to see the results!
PiratePuppetMelba 4 years ago
I can't wait :)
Anogram 4 years ago
Darth Cheney
foley15136 4 years ago
Don't insult Darth Vader.
:P
PiratePuppetMelba 4 years ago 2
Somebody had gay sex with an unconscious victim? Damn!! Did he happen to be another "family values" republican homophobe? Either way, that's gonna be hard to beat!
voiyour 4 years ago
No pun intended?
dafttool 4 years ago
wonderful!!!!!
freedomanddemocracy 4 years ago
I love it. Thanks for all the nominees. What a fine bunch.
dleifyamjr 4 years ago 2
For Corruption Chutzpah, to me, Cheney wins hands down for declaring that the Vice President isn't part of the Executive Branch in order to avoid congressional oversight requests.
dafttool 4 years ago 6
Not so fast, daft. Yeah, Cheney's stunt was impressive, but you gotta give them Alaska boys extra credit for monogramming their ballcaps with "CBC" -- Crooked Bastards Club. That takes some chutzpah!
Like they always say, the judges have a formidable task ahead of them!
voiyour 4 years ago
Yes they do, BUT Cheney wasn't even nominated!!
dafttool 4 years ago
What are you guys going to do if Obama or Paul get elected? You have to be praying for a Huckabee(Bush III)presidency or as I like to call it 8 more years of corruption in the name of Jesus.
snarkwaupaca 4 years ago
I have to say WTF on Jena not getting nominated for local scandal. It's a perfect example of routine debasement of black people that backfired on the corrupt assholes who tried to push it through. Also, no Palfrey on sex scandals? She did service for half of washington, that deserves at least an honourable mention. Is it only newsworthy if it's about gay republicans?!
DamNationDiplomat 4 years ago
I love the award, looks great! :-)
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123Ahad 4 years ago