Russell Peters English

[ChiangMoney]

at the end, the guy was like, "dont fuck with my people"

[atheistness]

oh my god, im arriving

[CatNasty]

I'm from England! Augh.

[reza5850]

3:14 At first i thought he said ''RUSSELL PENIS''!!

[SuperExpressway]

@rbegum123 ahahahah, its funny because its true. every english guy has that accent.

[rbegum123]

Us English don't speak like that. That's a load of bullshit, but fucking hilarious.

[Hellovideo69]

U bell

[jibberty123]

OMG! IM ARIVING!

[xeonmusk]

he must come upp with something new!!

[Nirvana20definite]

Omg!!LMFAO!!! hahahaaaaaaa!!! fucking Hilarious!! Oh! I'm arriving!!!:))))))

[pixielove29]

HILARIOUS!!!! XD

[missmary108]

looooooooooooollllllllll that looks like a mr bean expressio lmaooo

[desidol22]

hahaha im american and i love british accents but i also think they're a lil weird..like the way the lips curl..it would be damn hard to be a british ventriloquist

[daisydropper]

@desidol22 It took me the whole summer to do it XD You're right. Being a british Ventroliquist is HELL.

[KoolioBoiz]

sounds like john mccirrick !!

[GoldenTab]

3.15 mr bean impression l0l

[SoiSOZ]

what is the title of the song played in the end?

[Ankukam]

Is it just me or does his British accent remind you of John Cleese ??

[beastlymonster1999]

i dont get the "im arriving" part 

[Avineshhd]

@beastlymonster1999 if your around the age 12 then you wont get it.

[themagicflyingcookie]

@Avineshhd im 13 and i perfectly get it

[just13lazed]

@themagicflyingcookie LOL

[br0wnthunder23]

@beastlymonster1999 show ur parents this clip and ask em

[Aussienproud2bAussie]

why wouldn't it be "tailored" to us!! haha!! He's a LEGEND!!

[TheLkvoice]

Tailored for the Aussie audience a little but still good stuff and I'm bally English don't you know!

[TheEsotericDesi]

LOL!... "I'm Arriving..." Good one...

[mdharis]

4 people are from england

[Yazo0sgurl24]

rolfmao!

"IM ARRIVING!" XD

[esmeray927]

3 people have no sense of humor...

[alpasel3003]

all old, but still good

[sintiasean]

2 english people watched this video lol

[mabzy2009]

enlgish people dont talk like that its only prince charles loool with that "aarr" expression lol

[thebarzangi]

Constipatese.

Hahaha! Russell's a genius.

[5nov1988]

ver the hell is ball going?

[entthelanninja]

"I'm Arriving" :D

going to have to crack that line next time im with my canadian GF xD

[BIGSOULMAN1]

Perfect and spot on :))

[HSVneel]

WHoo!! funniest person in the universe " i'm from england..... ahh" :) rofl...

[Iheartyou8221]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG . FUNNNIEST VIDEO EVERRR .

[Dr12Monstaa]

I can't stop laughing at this XD

[11Soccerguy12]

Love it

[narutoQube]

why are the top two comments the same?

[rabeeli]

@narutoQube fail

[Kuthian]

lol he's funny but wonder what he'd think of someone from yorkshire, newcastle or liverpool they reeeally dont speak like that

[crazywarrior11]

@MrNsnerd. Really uur gonna discriminate against canadians just cuz rusell peters made fun of British people. FUCK YOU! there's a reason y U can't get laid and y we CANADIANS get major ass (; bitch

[MrRsnerds]

This is funny, but seriously? only the queen speaks like that, everyone else speaks normally, canadians on the other hand canadians, i don't even know how they speak it's not natural you fat bastard. 

[defyingcredentials]

@MrRsnerds he's only joking. calm down. obviously not all English people speak like that..

[WARDUDE130]

IM OPEN IM OPEN!!!!!!!

[Rupnata]

England aaahhh!!

[omarabdelnabi]

FUCKIN AWESOME!! xD

[epicalice]

LOL.

[xxidlyxx]

I'm english but I can't stop laughing, can barely breathe XD XD XD

[dzgfdg]

ITS NOT SOCCER, ITS FOOTBALL

[jamsey700]

@dzgfdg ITS SOCCER FOR MOST OF THE WORLD IDIOT!

[dzgfdg]

@jamsey700 ur the fuckin idiot, stupid american. Only Canada and the US use the term soccer. last i checked the world didnt have 4 countries

[jamsey700]

@dzgfdg Fail noob your the fucking idiot go back to school and learn some English no one wants to read your pathetic comment

[dzgfdg]

@jamsey700 ITS FUCKIN UTUBE NO1 WANTS TO BE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT ON UTUBE. this aint the SATs

[jamsey700]

@dzgfdg Yeah caps real mature.. by that you must be about 6

[dzgfdg]

@jamsey700 u just used caps a few comments ago

[jamsey700]

@dzgfdg Yes because look below my comment of the caps one.. you also done Caps so I was just copying.. to show how immature you are using caps

[dzgfdg]

@jamsey700 thanks for clearing that out

[iMusicExpress]

@dzgfdg You are right though, only America and Canada use the term Soccer

[dzgfdg]

@iMusicExpress thank you, glad to know there are still some intellectuals out there

[afggal007]

how do you hate world cup???

i luv it & both my countries dont play either

[Megadeth6]

@afggal007 This isn't russel peters channel, Russel Peters is not going to reply.

[afggal007]

@Megadeth6 i noe im just saying thanx for the obvious

[englishtoarab]

England? haaahhh?

[mrmanutd009]

englands good at soccer

[Wwejonasfans]

LMFAO "im arriving" 

[popsoda22]

england... HUHHHHH

[Clyde200k]

the fiber part was genius

[trickytree2]

lol this is funny even tho most english people don't speak like that only the posh ones do i still found it funny

[TheRMdeSouza]

i never get tired of this

[max19088]

he is hilarious we need more asian comedians

[Hancy18]

is it me.. or does anyone agree tht australia isnt the ideal place to mke fun of the english accent lol

[demonchil2009]

englind....... ahhh lmfao always gets me

[TheDonCortez]

ppl seriously cud u all 4 once just enjoy da fukin video and stop arguein on youtube like its gonna change the world no1 part from u idiots hu argue read does just fukin stop

[edwardcullenissexy]

OMG its rove!!! wow its been ages, i wish rove hadnt been cancelled :(

[Krisznyo]

the other mans accent sounds fucking shit..

[a2lerm]

@Krisznyo it kiwi for gods sake!

[LDsailopal]

hes so repetetive

[habs4life9]

of course he's repetitive, he's an idiot. he's not even smart, can't even explain the linguistic reasons for accent differences. cantonese sounds like you're falling off a cliff, ever heard of a tone language dumbass?

[stripesonRSK]

Haha oh I'm arriving love this dude hey man you should do a show out here in Vegas

[00auron]

ok look, this is funny and everythin, but 99% of english guys dont even speak like that.

[huxiz360]

Omg.. Hilarious shit

" Im arriving " xDDD

[CPTG0dK1lleR]

"Im arriving!" roflmao

[CPTG0dK1lleR]

@habs4life9 youre fake and gay

[habs4life9]

i'm "fake and gay?" what the hell is that supposed to mean you moron? everything i wrote is 100% correct. all of peters' accent jokes can be explained by the natural constraints of second-language acquisition with regards to phonology. phonology is hands-down the most difficult aspect of a second language to acquire. this is all real and has been extensively studied. i will ignore your gay comment because you'r probably a stupid little kid, but please explain to me how i'm fake.

[mwad3]

@habs4life9 what a dork !!

[habs4life9]

fine i'm a dork. at least i'm fucking smarter than you and dumb people like you end up working for dorks like me in the end. you little piece of shit, i'll crush you under my thumb.

[mwad3]

@habs4life9 hahahaha, u r so funny honey... why did u assume that ppl like me would end up working for u?

sweet heart, you will work for others and they will use ur ass to finish their job.

[habs4life9]

why would i work for others who are dumber than i am. the majority of people in society are less intelligent than i am and i will never work for someone less intelligent than i. in fact the most intelligent people have everyone work for them. since i am clearly more intelligent than you are, that's why i say people like you always end up working for people like me.

[mwad3]

Honey, ur making no sense

[habs4life9]

first of all, don't patronize me with "sweetheart" and "honey" you piece of shit. secondly, smart people end up becoming the bosses, and dumb people end up working for them. how does that not make sense? it's common sense you idiot.

[habs4life9]

what's that, no more responses out of you? just as i thought, you have no counter-argument you stupid arab. allah is a piece of shit and i would defecate on his image if i could. pedophile muhammad can suck my cock too as punishment for making 6-year-old aisha suck his dick when he married her.

[uwontprevail]

@habs4life9 I'm not Muslim myself, but no matter what religion you might be, your still going to hell. Such intolerance is never advocated by anyone.

[habs4life9]

hell isn't real you moron. if you believe in hell you're a fucking idiot. you know what happens when we die? there is utter blackness all around us, except we don't perceive it because our brain is shut down. there is NO afterlife, NO reincarnation, NO NOTHING EXCEPT BLACKNESS WHICH WE CAN'T PERCEIVE SINCE OUR CONSCIOUSNESS IS GONE.

[dzgfdg]

@habs4life9 i though it was "utter" whiteness but hey, whatever flows ur boat.

[dauphin2010]

Do you think you sound smart by talking about something you have no knowledge about? Please do research before saying anything about religion and more specifically Islam.

[habs4life9]

@dauphin2010 look retard, i know that religious people believe that evolutikon did not happen, and that the world is 6000 years old. that is enough for me to know that religion is bullshit. not just islam, christianity, judaism, hinduism, every fucking religion, except for maybe buddhism, because you can still be scientific and atheistic while still embracing buddhist spirituality.

[dauphin2010]

@habs4life9 No need for name calling, it's very childish. And if you believe that we started out as monkeys, well good for you, but you really don't have to make yourself look superior with calling people names and degrading other people's beliefs. I just don't like your way of handling a debate/conversation (whatever it's suppose to be..)

[habs4life9]

hey you little piece of shit, where is your counter-argument? all you can do is refer to me with patronizing expressions such as "honey" to try to make yourself feel superior. you're not refuting any of my points. give me an argument instead of changing the subject like all idiot religious ppl do when they can't win. and we weren't even talking about religion, but you seem to be approaching this debate like a religious person. i know you're from saudi arabia so you're probably a stupid muslim.

[mwad3]

you r coming full of anger cuz i touched something in ur heart, did i hurt u sweetie??.btw you shouldn't talk about my religion because were not talking about that.

stupid A##hole

[habs4life9]

you called me a dork originally, i'm trying to find out why. does my knowledge of linguistics make me a dork? why should i feel ashamed of being smart? seriously, tell me. i'm calling peters a bullshitter because he talks like he knows so much about language yet he is not a linguist. that is the only point i was trying to make.

[habs4life9]

@mwad3 hey muslim idiot, so far you have not refuted any of my points. you have said i'm making no sense, but you haven't specified WHY i'm making no sense. you're like a fucking politician. and why are you muslim? do you realize evolution has been proven? your ppl say you don't want to believe monkeys apes and humans all came from the same ancestor, that's like choosing not to believe that the sky is blue or that water is wet.

[jake24709]

but still funny!

[vikmeena]

hey Russel. wy dont u come 2 Mauritius 1 day?

[omarofuae]

Are you from the republic of mauritius? i was there last year with a group of students. We were there on leadership training from the United Arab Emirates government. We went to St. Louis Port and stayed at the Hilton and Meridien, mauritius is truly beautiful, just take out all the british people, i hate em.

[vikmeena]

hi dude. just let me know wen u r coming nxt time.

[omarofuae]

Ofcourse.

[62623576]

oh hey, its rove live, i watch that show

[boyasia1989]

find english subtitle where?

[plutoisaplanetorelse]

lol

[passions4everfan]

haha that was funny.