Nostalgia Critic - Cop And A Half (Part 1)

[monsterboy31]

"Get in the car."

"I am acting."

LOL

[Actors317]

FONZIE DIRECTED THIS SHIT ?! WHAT THE FUCK?????

[frozenkiller7]

batman the animated series made a refrence to this movie

[umigainsborough1]

what is he saying before he says abandon ship?

[MrWii000]

@umigainsborough1 "Infact, I wouldn't be surprised if the Fonz himself directed th--"

[monsterboy31]

@umigainsborough1 "In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the Fonz himself directed this--"

[charlesvan13]

"The low point in Burt Renalds' career."

There's something weird about that phrase.

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

Shire Baggins? Why Frodo?

[TheMedusa1998]

SHIRE!!!!! BAGGINS!!!!!

[doombybbr]

that cop is such a loser, i could have made him fall down in pain and then take the car, and i don't even have much martial arts experience.

[MrWii000]

@doombybbr What cop and where?

[SpiderXxPirate]

BamBamBam Oranges flying everywhere.

[pleimanis]

I'm currently writing from a hospital as I suffered serious internal damage after the 'Shire! Baggins!' bit. You owe me a new pair of lungs, critic. lol

[ilovetoparty1]

Tony Soprano really would love at the wanderers face lol

[xFHTz]

Save the critics !

[shivasthilak]

I was FROZEN TODAY!!!!!

[mywizard101]

The beginning of this movie seems racist, since Devin gets sent to the office and the principal doesnt believe him. Just saying :\

[VestaaaHD]

@mywizard101 not rlly bro

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

09:35 PROFESSOR Bobo, please!

[jetfa9]

13 people loved this movie and paid money for it.

[Kendrick12378]

9:50-9:59 THE MOM FROM WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE!!!

[artistwithouttalent]

Consolidated school corporations DO have all grades under 1 roof, but they try to separate them

[Theaterman527]

@artistwithouttalent Douchey.... is that you again? LOL kidding you do have a point there...

[artistwithouttalent]

@Theaterman527 As do you... I have noticed myself getting more "nitpicky", but his point stands: even in schools like that, the older kids are separated from the younger ones for this exact reason, so even in a school like that, the odds of this happening are still somewhat remote.

[Lanternfan619]

DAMN!!! YOU!!!! WINKLER!!!!

[KenzieBabe85]

The woman's face is like WTF

[TheStickKid]

8:52 ok, nobody is gonna say it? Not even the Critic? *sigh* alright...

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE A FUCKING LEG?!?

[Zslasher]

did the critic called the viewers sadistic pigs?

[wohofirst]

Wow, the same guy has both top comments.....are you human?

[KITT171]

The toll-lit!

[CMMalvado]

Ah Frank Sivero... From Godfather Part 2 and Goodfellas to Cop and a Half.

[Fractorification]

9:56 Is that the actress who plays the mom in wizards of Waverly Place?

[PowerGlove79]

@Fractorification Yes it is

[naffseb2]

With that a little kid he was beating up or chris Tucker

[RisingVictor]

How many movies did Henry Winkler make anyways?

[ukhistorian]

After this movie Burt Reynolds changed his name to Turd Feguson. 

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

I am PIGGU

[pokeking1998]

SPOOOOONN!

[gogetyourverb]

My God they could just SUB POENA his ass and get the information. These are the most idiotic cops ever. But what can you expect out of a Henry Winkler movie.

[jonbimk21]

BURT FUCKING REYNOLDS?!

[mamilolu]

@jonbimk21 Saints Row reference!



[alifelesscritic]

Arnie :"Put that "cooky" down !!"

[Rack44hoonmaster]

#3 looked like "I can't believe this shit"

#2 looked like he stunned by a taser and his face is stuck

#1 looked like WTF

#0 just looks "THIS IS SO BORING"

[kurokujira4913]

Good God, I bet a lot of us viewers could be a better boss than that singing doofus

[dubitataugustinus]

I STILL LOVING BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT <3

[Rack44hoonmaster]

I know the critic is just joking, but there's been than one joke about beating the living crap out of a little kid. If that doesn't raise your eyebrow and concern you than I don't what will.

[xantheyellow]

This is my 4th time trying to watch this review

I WILL WATCH IT!

[MegaTimmytommy]

I wouldn't be surprised if the Fonz himself directed thABANDON SHIP! CRITICS AND CRITICS FIRST!

[Rack44hoonmaster]

When the Critic is trying to sound like the kid he sounds like Chris Tucker.

[rubenpunk1983]

haaaa si me acuerdo de esta pelicula. Eran tan chico... como pasa el jodido tiempo.

[Goltork2]

scrub a dub dub i was sittin in the tub!On a saturday night!my aunt used to sing that to me when i took baths.:3

[JRYStudios1]

love the lord of the rings reference.

[WhiteRoseSamurai]

6:18

We here at That Guy With The Glasses do not condone child abuse. We do, however, find it hilarious.

[StoogesFan]

At 4:25, if I had to pick one reaction, I'd flip a coin between reaction 0 and 1

[JohnUrrysReviews]

This is a good film.

[MegaMario9001]

Back in High School, I was beat up in the bathroom, and I was the one who was punished for it. My parents were outraged, so they took me out of public school and started home schooling me (though I would go to a private school once a week to take tests).

I... don't really remember ever being beat up, but that's what my parents say the reason that I was home schooled is. Maybe it traumatized me and I subconciously supressed the memory?

[crh2010]

1:54-2:00 thats how schools are "bullying" is allowing being a "vicitm" means suspension

[Vanoc93]

"You wanna see me suffer through it like the sick pigs that you are."

[Applemask]

It's not quite the low point of Reynolds' career. It's better than Stroker Ace, if only because it doesn't have any comedy date rape. And he did have a cameo in Smokey and the Bandit III, which is literally made out of shit.

[batmous]

3:43-3:50...right on the money

[SinnFein4ever]

"I have to call your grandmother."

..."because you're mom's in jail for doing heroin, and she slept around so much, that even she, doesn't know who your dad is."

;p

[rmkw4291]

God I wanna hit that fruitstand, god I wanna hit that fruitstand.

Bam-bam-bam oranges flying everywhere!

[clashrogers]

Doesn't anybody notice that one of the henchmen is also a henchman in Goodfellas?

[MrDunlevy]

6:11 is Classic lol

[SSJkiller]

Some of the related video thumbnails are really distracting...

[mr4y]

Are you really gonna throw sand in the eyes of someone wearing SUNGLASSES???

[Joecbg100]

Holy shit, that was Sam!!!!

[Zdude3255]

ABANDON SHIP! CRITICS AND CRITICS FIRST!

[AzraelLeichten]

.. A reference to The Tick... and it was his battle cry.. The Critic is fucking awesome.

[whostheman6]

"I wouldn't be surprised if the Fonz himself directed thi-ABANDON SHIP!!! Critics and critics first!!!!

[punkrockkid333]

@whostheman6 that reaction was hilarious

[TheKhfreak2]

Abandon ship critics and critics first

[hankforeman91]

Gene Siskel's reaction to Roger Ebert liking this movie: "Wow! Wait, where's your big red suit and beard, Santa? You just gave them a gift!"

[PrisonerofReality]

6:25 XD

"Shire! Baggins!"

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

Another BLAM 9:30 to 9:40

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

Big Lipped Aligator Moment! 4:02 to 4:22! XD

[pippo17173]

NC there are some schools that does that. Combining kid to 12 but its moniderd all the time.

[BrickishStudios]

Oh so thats how bullies work in American highschools dunking kids in toilets.

here in my High school in Australia they just stab you

[stlouisrocker100]

What kind of school principal is that. Even when some of my school mates were dunked in the toilet they didn't get in trouble. Good lord that is a terrible school.

[TheWrongLefty]

I think that woman at the end is the mom in wizards or waverly place.... Her acting hasn't gotten much better.

[Top10maniac]

5:29 DoOoOoh--

[TheZach467]

For some reason the kid reminds me of my 4yr old cousin

[899robinson]

"...I won't be surprised if the the Fonz himself directed this..."

(Sees credit for Henry Winkler)

"ABANDON SHIP!!!"

[doom7ish]

COP AND HALF SUCKS BALLS IN A OCTOPUS NUTS

[shadeslay406]

SHIRE!!!!! BAGGINS!!!!!!

[genx304]

this is a good movie and i like i dont care

[KatyHallow]

At least the crime boss can sing?

[judicum]

so why dont they just give him a play badge and protend to make him a cop

[TheMegaVessel]

NNNAIL I saw a bird, it was pretty ....kick its ass

[KaptinKilla]

I was at Natsucon this past August and The NerdFit Network was hosting their own gameshow. They deviated for a segment called "And Now For Something Completely Different," (ha ha) and showed us a series of pictures.

The second one looked an awful lot like Burt Reynolds strangling a giant shark.

[VaciliNikoMavich]

Truck load of Christ-look activate!

[DntTlkAbtFightClub]

Roger ebert... fuck you auto correct

[KTH568]

@DntTlkAbtFightClub Comment Posted via Iphone

[DntTlkAbtFightClub]

River exert gave this movie a thumbs up... the fuck?

[Applemask]

@DntTlkAbtFightClub DAMN YOU RIVER EXERT

[ChappyDee]

@DntTlkAbtFightClub I don't know why, but I absolutely love the name "River Exert". Haha. First born son will be named this.

[JunKazamaFan]

The resemblance is uncanny at 1:46, even the clothes are similar! Also, I love how the tombstone at 3:26 just says, "Killed by Bury Reynolds", no name or anything else, he was just another victim.

[Deimosx110]

SPOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!

[emissaryofevil]

The kid beating was awesome

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

Round and round and round!

The Most random part in this movie.

[nativewizard]

deliverance and boogie nights were burt's only good movies on his resume.

[ghostbuster56]

lmao at tony soprano at 7:12

[DAVIDSYDH18]

He's Forgotten All Dogs Go To Heaven Movie??

This on Has Burt Reynolds on it!

[2umayr]

I luv ur vid man u deserve much more popularity

[super17a]

i love you critic

[Launchpad05]

And to think Jerry Springer thinks that 'Cop & A Half' was A good 'move' for Burt's career. Right. Never take advice from A cynical shill for trash TV.

[TDproductions7]

He made a reference to the tick EXACTLY where I thought he would. Humanity is safe for today.

[newyy1]

I wonder how many of those tombstones that say, "killed by Burt Reynolds," actually exist?

[DarksideEXE]

If they were going for the musical mobster stick, they might've well have gone with that guy from Batman.

those were good songs.

[Chuyper95]

I would have gone with face 4

[dayton1181]

I would have went with face 3

[evilmonkey3656]

SPOOOOON

[MrHEC381991]

if Frank Sivero is in it..I might watch it :P

[DragonBleu01]

04:23 = I freakin' love NC's expressions!!! XDDD

[adamtherock2008]

anybody know the song from :06-:33?

[Spideyfan117]

"Gimme the name!"

"SHIRE! BAGGINS!"

"Put a search out for Shire Baggins!"

XD

[Wildvine123]

Wizards of wavely place mom. She in this movie.

[MegaRageguy]

In case anyone was wondering, Deliverance is the movie that dueling banjos came from.

[CLAUD21212]

3:23

[ElFreakinCid]

So wait, Doug thinks an autistic joke is going too far, but a joke about a little child receiving a horrible bloody beating is perfectly okay?

[OfficialNigel]

@ElFreakinCid Joking about child abuse is normal on the internetz

[ElFreakinCid]

@OfficialNigel

Thing is, Critic has made child abuse jokes before, but he's never made jokes about kids receiving horrible blood-spraying beatings.

[scoticvs]

@ElFreakinCid I believe that the main part of the joke was him shouting: Shire Baggins,

[ElFreakinCid]

@scoticvs

I don't care what the punchline was, he still used a very young child receiving a bloody beating to lead into a tired Lord of the Rings joke, and it's not funny.

[scoticvs]

@ElFreakinCid I personally thought that "Shire! Baggins!" was funny, I didn't find a little boy being beat up funny at all.

[darkpatriot85]

@ElFreakinCid The difference is this kid wasn't annoying.

[BethGoth15]

That little kid reminds me of that Gary Coleman guy for some reason. LOL

[stripperella1sthubb]

@BethGoth15 Whatcha Talking About?

[BethGoth15]

@stripperella1sthubb LOL

[nachos1162]

wait a minute isnt burt reynolds the guy who played the owner of club chubby for my name is earl

[whatevers31]

TURD FERGUSON

[PureMadness]

What up with the tie?

[CoolasAC007]

I thought black people were the ones being arrested by cops. not becoming one.

[Dim4323]

WELLLLL! is he copying the big show.

6:15 He's walding like a penguin if you press that 20 times.

[DenOfVipers]

@Dim4323 Good to know most of NC's audience don't get references made before 1989...

[Timic83tc]

Well it's nice to see Briggs safe and sound after all he's been around and in my view he should be crowned...The King of Limbo!

Well he's had his ups, he's had his downs, he's had his smiles, he's had his frowns but I still say he should be crowned.......The King of Limbo!

What more can a poor boy do working for the likes of me and you what more can a poor boy say but I could use your help in any way!

[Vanoc93]

What is this from? 09:35

[ShadowDJ94]

@Vanoc93 The Tick, duh.

[MegamanNG]

@ShadowDJ94 Good memories.

[SirSomeguy]

People, I just have one thing to say about this video.............SPOOOOOOOON!­!!!

[funnymannumber2]

The Fonz may suck at directing films, but he does play a mean Ambush Bug.

[Riko1980]

OMG I thought I never saw this film as a kid but I just remembered I did, wow talk about being so bad that my brain practically erased it from memory

[Moylerrr]

"I'd like to cut a deaw."

[getmario64]

But he did good voice of Charlie in All Dogs Go To Heaven and finally return on his career as the porn director in Boogie Nights!

[Malco2245]

@getmario64 Wait, so did Sheen. So, this is the PRECURSOR RO ALL! 

[gokk777]

Credits for the tick reference :)

[Leatherbubba]

I guess it was inevitable that he would review this movie. I actually kinda like it.

[rejectofsoul24]

2:43 Looked more like a bandolier of tampons to me

[hypermario11]

I used to actually LIKE this movie (for some reason) when I was small child.

[KMSigler]

SHIRE BAGGINS!!!!

Put a search out for Shire Baggins!!

LOL freakin priceless

[gostars3000]

It's stupid how a can kid can just castrate a police department until they give him what he wants. Wouldn't they just threaten to put him in juvie for obstruction?

[Deziede]

SPOOOOOOOOON :D ! The Tick for the win :D

[IrishEyedBlue]

I don't know which is better this or Mitchell with Jon Doe Baker (obviously the MST3K version of Mitchell is great.)

[89Animeknight]

1:45 that's sam?!

[pyrexo]

4:00 I honestly thought he was going to say "Its the Big Show!"...

[JunKazamaFan]

@pyrexo I was expecting that too, especially considering the way he said "Wwweeellllll..."!

[pouncivalfan1321]

6:17=A little dark, huh?

[dottiedots221]

"Directed by Henry Winkler"

ABANDON SHIP!!!! XD

[Jheathroach1]

6:18 LOL

[Yomarson]

Nice new tie.

[macdaddy4591]

major goof on NC's part: the telephone on the desk would be a regular number for the specific sargeant, lieutenant, detective, or police officer. in the case of an emergency (such as a 911 dialer), the call would be received by the resident 911 dispatcher.

[MadSnake123]

1:45 so that's what he do when Clarissa rejected him...

[TheBrillyx]

"Shire, Bag End!!!!!!! Shire Bag EnD!!!!!" HAhaha did anyone else pick that up? 6:25

[PrinceAppalling]

I love the Tick reference at 9:36