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  • o_o

  • Omg I thought that was a bonfire crackling in the background or something, then realized it was rain lmfao.

  • 5 stars! this should be mandatory watching in psychology classes!

  • Lollll this guy is so funny......i wanna laugh out loudly...funniest ever 5 stars

  • this is my favorite vid

  • somebody needs to talk to ego kevin! remember, u like ego kevin!

  • This video is hilarious. It should really throw my friends off when they look at my favorites since everything in there is so positive. The end is the best. I almost spit tea all over myself.

  • Advice to take to heart! Thank you!

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  • Funny video, I love it!

    But when it first started, before I noticed it was raining, it sounded like he was taking a whiz while he was filming this.

  • Omg, this one is being marked for my favs. So extremely funny because i have been so negative lately and so this video totally cheered me. Thanks so much. You're truely the best Nalts.

  • I love this video. I keep hearing the opposite and it bugs me to no end. This video has satisfied my revenge on those people.

  • this is the best vid on youtube

  • :DD

  • terrible scenary, terrible looks, terrible video, terrible hat....wait a moment....GREAT!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh god you're freaking brilliant.

  • shut it dude, nalts is better than you'll ever be.

  • Wait, slow down. I have to take notes so I can demotivate myself throughout the day...

  • I feel awful now. It works!

  • this acturly gets me realy motavated lol

  • is the window still leaking?

  • the rain was annoying!:P

  • nest video EVER. YAY!!!

  • But why would you want to be negative lol

  • stfu

  • Creation baby!

  • lol :D

  • ROTFL

  • gotta love that weird slightly off normal voice

  • weeeeeeeeell.......all those deppressing words rubbed off on me.

  • You know this should be one of those short films on Saturday Night Live, and so should the hand model one. These are good.

  • Very funny. Good job.

  • lol great job - five emo kids out of 5 for you!

  • Everything you stated sounds like what my Dad does.

  • nLoL

  • I doubt I can fail. I'm just no good at it. Believe me, I've tried.

    I guess it's time to redefine failure to something I can achieve.

  • lol, "build obsththtacles in your mind" - hey, I found sth to mock about, mission completed.

  • sometimes I think, "I could be like Nalts", only to realize, I could never be like Nalts. Then I'm in a good mood for several hours.

  • Ok,what I want to know is if you thought about this video before it rained and you had to wait for rain or did you think of it when it started raining and did you just have to find the nearest spot? I of course know that none of these questions will ever be answered but I like to pretend like I am interacting.

  • Thanks. I feel considerably less good in so many ways now!

  • hahaha.

  • i also metatate my a garbage can. that is the first thing i do every morning... lol not

  • Very Funny

  • This setting brings to mind the SNL Motivational Speaker who lived in the "van down by the river."

  • Thank Nalts, I finally feel worse. nlol :-(

  • "avoid self knowledge"

    that bit, and the ending- very funny.

    but otherwise not at all.

    STOP POSTING DRAMA IN THE COMEDY SECTION!!

  • Emo loser! :-D

  • Is this from "THE SECRET"?

  • ...Set impossibly high standards for yourself and those around you. Ridicule others for failing to meet you expectations, depression and misery, isolation, and loneliness are sure to follow.

    Be Well.

  • are you making popcorn ?

  • ... Your video is helping me to become more positive. >.>; You fail at being able to teach misery. ;x

  • holy crap that rain is annoying

  • ahhhh!!! more negativity!

    Yr funny nalts

  • It's EMO Natls.

  • I've just watched this again, this time taking detailed notes. I seem to be doomed to eternal failure, because I can't seem to increase my level of negativity at all. All I get is positive crap, and it's plumb frustrating! Woe is me...

    Moosie

  • You must have known my dad......

  • this was awesome! LOL where do you come up with these ideas!?

  • But why would you want to point out all the negative things and flaws in your day or life?When you want to reflect on the positive things that would give you more self-confidence,and boost your own self esteem?

  • :-)... whoops, I mean :-(

  • I majored in Negativity.

    I have a degree in Self Destruction from the University of Life.

    .....not really ;-)

  • Thanks, Kevin! It's was very inspiring .. in a uninspriring way .. if you know what I mean, is that what I mean? No. No, let me think about that. Oh God! I'm doubting myself. That's good, right?

  • LOL!  Negative affirmation. HMMMM.... Sounds like Lisa Nova? Lisa who? lol. Too good Mr. N. SmileyD

  • He's...he's speaking my language...*sniff*

    hahaha

  • concentrate on stress

  • why bother when no one is going to care about this video anyway right? 5*'s

  • I have a mental picture of the Giants losing by 30 points.

  • yes, i'm picturing it now ... :)

  • you're bringin me down man...

  • That was great Kevin. I find that it's best not to even try to achieve anything but if you really have to, adopt the attitude 'aim low, then when you fail you won't be too disappointed'.

    Regards,

    Vox.

  • MIKMA WAS HERE

  • Nihilistic.

  • Funny stuff! Whereas motivational speakers are annoying, demotivational speakers are at least entertaining and funny! Thanks for taking the time to spread the negative energy... it makes me feel all cold and sarcastic inside!!!

  • ah, you are too good. well done, this is brill.

    i mean... this is such a failure nalts, i think you should stop, were all doomed

  • LOL - Nalts, that last bit was so funny. My husband and i give it five stars.

  • I fail every day without reflecting on it or even trying.

  • Some people are naturally talented. ;)

  • It was a cold, rainy, dreary day yesterday wasn't it? Brrr!

  • lol

  • LOL

    Self doubts, doubts itself!

  • Did the AmazingAtheist take your course? Or was he your mentor?

  • Thanks for cheering me up this morning. Oh, wait, I mean thanks for helping me achieve a depressed state. Yeah.

  • Don't you try to explain something without being an expert on this subject!!!

    signed: An expert

  • way cool

  • De-motivational speaker, AHA now I know why I haven't moved from this bed for 4 months. Misery loves company... laptop at hand

  • TODAY is the day I will FAIL!! Yeah, I like it!

  • Lmao, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Kevin! NOOOOOOOOOO! It's positive influences that we need! Positive! You crazy, genius bastard!

  • story of my life. Thats almost exactly how I live my life. Only difference is I focus more on the negativity than on the self doubt. crazy.

  • i yi yi

  • Thanks, Nalt.  I needed this. I was starting to have a good day and it was getting out of control.

    My patron saint of failure is GWB.

  • I've been following this advice for several years now and it really works!

  • Oh I know work at Wal-mart.

  • lmfao..thas my part time job too..

  • Your video description is missing a letter in the first word :p

  • You forgot to mention self flagellation. It's a great cure for any happy thoughts you might have! Unless of course you like that sort of thing, in which case it's a definite no no! :0

  • nice one Mr Nalts

  • hahaha this is awesome!

  • Evangelical Christianity-a simulated cultural institution (a hologram)

    see the video

    Dr. James Dobson: The Christian Hologram

  • Thank you! I can finally chuck all those Tony Robbins video tapes ! I'm free to self-loathe! hahaa

  • that rain is annoying me

  • I will use this video every time someone asks me about my sister-in-law. Thanks Nalts!

  • nawsome.

  • OMG NALTS!! u gotta make a DVD Now, for people like us!

    Let us hear our voice, of negativity! yayyy! :]

  • Maybe an audio CD with soothing sounds of my voice and the rain.

  • yeah!! Rain will enahance it all totally, Natls! :]

  • Feeling Worthless FTW!!!

  • wow rnt u a piece of shit.....

  • boring and pointless

  • Good. Very good, grasshopper. Now repeat those two words every morning. For that is life.

  • Nice words of wisdom I think, but still great.

  • despite how much i love your videos, i did not like this one at all. LOL joking

  • there's only so much i can handle of that crackling sound!

  • You = Funny

  • Walk down the street not across it.

  • Oh I like that.

  • No matter WHAT I type here..

    It WON'T be GOOD ENOUGH! WILL IT!?!

    *sNiF*

    ♫ ToMMaY!! ♫

  • Actually I like the notes.

  • lol, great video

  • Do you have a Macintosh? Because I recognize that piano from GarageBand.

  • yes, he does, cause macs rock

  • I fall asleep thinking that there is no cake, and I cry!

  • i was going to post a witty remark but whats the point, nobody will laugh.

  • Kevin, you're such an emo loser. lol

  • Hahaha The ending rocked :-)

  • You are a bad, bad man.

  • have you ever made any money? good thing your wife is working.

  • I'm so happy to see a guy with two cheeto's hanging from his nose as you ad to the right.

    perfect.

    get out of the rain!

    Very funny.

  • Is that why your so successful?

  • I'm too dumb to be negative, so why should I even try?

  • I think I'll just cower in bed tomorrow. Even my coffeepot will probably hate me.

    *sniffle*

  • My hero worship of Nalt has failed me.

  • smile =)

  • sounds like someone is eating a bag of chips.

  • I used to think I could fail, but now I know I can!

  • some good points .......... especially if you do the exact opposite. lol

  • The first step to accepting failure, is admitting that you are one.

    :(

  • Failure love it

  • can i be  your opening act?

  • thanks,,,im workin on it,,,but it aint that easy

  • thanks, Im so happy that im such a success at being depressed!

  • Hey Kevin, I see you stopped at 44 returned comments. I have never been that blessed, is that negative or not.

  • Is doing this healthy for you...

  • Nalts...is there something you would like to share with the class? Some personal issues, perhaps? :)

  • You have to watch the video this video is a video response to in order to get it.

  • Yeah, I know... Believe me, I know. I was joking.

  • I will say to myself daily, "You self loathing, pessimistic drain on society, you suck!" It makes for a bleak and miserable life of unhappiness. Thanks fo the lesson nalts!

  • funniest guy ever right here

  • Well I guess this is funny to a lot of people... but personally I find it a bit sad. It's very hard for a lot of people to remain positive, if they aren't successful and well off as you are in life.

    After living through a lot of trauma in my life, I have to give you one star for this one.

    -shel

  • very nice thanks... can I join your campaign?

  • Unconcsiousness Slander! 3 words... little chocolate donuts. The breakfast of champions!

  • i gotta shit. TIME FOR A NEW NALTS VIDEO!

  • It worked for me! Thanks Kevin!

  • my fav video of yours. and iv been watching since viral video genius.

  • Funny how you stay in character when you reply...

  • demotivational speaker?? HAHA your tooo funny!!!

  • Nalts dude im Thirsty for that Icy cold beer im so very Thirsty the mental picture is of a froSty mug i take that first Ice cold gulp and its so Refreshing my mind is at Peace you see Im aware that its the first gulp of many to come, of that Icy cold goodness.

    Im thirsty

    Wouldnt a Beer be so right now

    Yeah i think I will have an Ice cold one Right Now.

  • IFH Fridays

  • woa.... ive been watchin ur vids for a while now.... and i JUST noticed u hav a lisp.... wow.... im retarded lol

  • Nalts, you are the antidote to "The Secret."

  • omg great video but hahha i saw a comment posted 1 second ago. lol.

  • Haha that was inspiring. "Hogwash." Love the end. Nice touch :)

  • Did you ever buy that bridge? Cussszzzz.... I need something to jump off of now.

  • do you live in the northeast also? We have a pretty big thunderstorm here too...

  • Group Hug...lol!!!

  • Awesome, you stayed committed!...or maybe, you should be committed, is what I really meant to say. ;) Loved it.

  • ahhhh static

  • You are the Founding Father of nihilistic self-deprovement. Tell us more,Nalts.

  • LOL! Was that the Nalts version of the Secret?

  • Thank you for this brilliant insight...I mean this video was garbage, now I'm going to wallow in self pity.

  • haha "hogwash"... i like how that actually is like a legitimate word... so random.

  • HI TARA!

  • Hey! lol

  • You know, I imagine there are people in this world who actually think like this in a serious and non-comical way.