This video is hilarious. It should really throw my friends off when they look at my favorites since everything in there is so positive. The end is the best. I almost spit tea all over myself.
Omg, this one is being marked for my favs. So extremely funny because i have been so negative lately and so this video totally cheered me. Thanks so much. You're truely the best Nalts.
Ok,what I want to know is if you thought about this video before it rained and you had to wait for rain or did you think of it when it started raining and did you just have to find the nearest spot? I of course know that none of these questions will ever be answered but I like to pretend like I am interacting.
...Set impossibly high standards for yourself and those around you. Ridicule others for failing to meet you expectations, depression and misery, isolation, and loneliness are sure to follow.
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DONT WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES if you do not copy and paste this on to 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
I've just watched this again, this time taking detailed notes. I seem to be doomed to eternal failure, because I can't seem to increase my level of negativity at all. All I get is positive crap, and it's plumb frustrating! Woe is me...
But why would you want to point out all the negative things and flaws in your day or life?When you want to reflect on the positive things that would give you more self-confidence,and boost your own self esteem?
Thanks, Kevin! It's was very inspiring .. in a uninspriring way .. if you know what I mean, is that what I mean? No. No, let me think about that. Oh God! I'm doubting myself. That's good, right?
That was great Kevin. I find that it's best not to even try to achieve anything but if you really have to, adopt the attitude 'aim low, then when you fail you won't be too disappointed'.
Funny stuff! Whereas motivational speakers are annoying, demotivational speakers are at least entertaining and funny! Thanks for taking the time to spread the negative energy... it makes me feel all cold and sarcastic inside!!!
You forgot to mention self flagellation. It's a great cure for any happy thoughts you might have! Unless of course you like that sort of thing, in which case it's a definite no no! :0
I will say to myself daily, "You self loathing, pessimistic drain on society, you suck!" It makes for a bleak and miserable life of unhappiness. Thanks fo the lesson nalts!
Well I guess this is funny to a lot of people... but personally I find it a bit sad. It's very hard for a lot of people to remain positive, if they aren't successful and well off as you are in life.
After living through a lot of trauma in my life, I have to give you one star for this one.
Nalts dude im Thirsty for that Icy cold beer im so very Thirsty the mental picture is of a froSty mug i take that first Ice cold gulp and its so Refreshing my mind is at Peace you see Im aware that its the first gulp of many to come, of that Icy cold goodness.
Im thirsty
Wouldnt a Beer be so right now
Yeah i think I will have an Ice cold one Right Now.
o_o
mikproductions3 8 months ago
Omg I thought that was a bonfire crackling in the background or something, then realized it was rain lmfao.
FallOutBoy1201 2 years ago
5 stars! this should be mandatory watching in psychology classes!
saturateu 2 years ago
Lollll this guy is so funny......i wanna laugh out loudly...funniest ever 5 stars
realslimshaddyy 2 years ago
this is my favorite vid
davoplace 3 years ago 2
somebody needs to talk to ego kevin! remember, u like ego kevin!
kdog5377 3 years ago
This video is hilarious. It should really throw my friends off when they look at my favorites since everything in there is so positive. The end is the best. I almost spit tea all over myself.
cwalwanis 3 years ago 2
Advice to take to heart! Thank you!
brazensteel 3 years ago
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IceCreamAllTheTime 3 years ago
Funny video, I love it!
But when it first started, before I noticed it was raining, it sounded like he was taking a whiz while he was filming this.
htmlbandit 4 years ago
Omg, this one is being marked for my favs. So extremely funny because i have been so negative lately and so this video totally cheered me. Thanks so much. You're truely the best Nalts.
blabadiblabla 4 years ago
I love this video. I keep hearing the opposite and it bugs me to no end. This video has satisfied my revenge on those people.
whitefloweret 4 years ago
this is the best vid on youtube
davoplace 4 years ago
:DD
canica85 4 years ago
terrible scenary, terrible looks, terrible video, terrible hat....wait a moment....GREAT!!!!!!!!!!
RokkerXD 4 years ago
oh god you're freaking brilliant.
Strasterfathom 4 years ago
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wow nalts you just described yourself from your parents point of view. and all honesty you shouldn't be posting any more videos. you suck nalts.
p.s. i still like how you traded your bad comb over for a hat.
BillyO8834 4 years ago
shut it dude, nalts is better than you'll ever be.
IamLouder 4 years ago 3
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nalts is lame. mr. midlife crisis needs to grow up.
BillyO8834 4 years ago
Wait, slow down. I have to take notes so I can demotivate myself throughout the day...
regularguy5mb 4 years ago
I feel awful now. It works!
WizardWalk 4 years ago 2
this acturly gets me realy motavated lol
davoplace 4 years ago
is the window still leaking?
eviltwindumper 4 years ago
the rain was annoying!:P
ThomasIsTired 4 years ago
nest video EVER. YAY!!!
murbones 4 years ago
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nalts has become EMO .. ?
alexandr000 4 years ago
But why would you want to be negative lol
TheJayEffect 4 years ago
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xxloverofboysxx 4 years ago
stfu
OHFRICKDUDE 4 years ago
Creation baby!
sajanuseski 4 years ago
lol :D
msdragonfly1 4 years ago
ROTFL
sysmg 4 years ago
gotta love that weird slightly off normal voice
fanofirwin1 4 years ago
weeeeeeeeell.......all those deppressing words rubbed off on me.
emerald2468 4 years ago
You know this should be one of those short films on Saturday Night Live, and so should the hand model one. These are good.
petuniabelle650 4 years ago
Very funny. Good job.
petuniabelle650 4 years ago
lol great job - five emo kids out of 5 for you!
MiBzAn 4 years ago
Everything you stated sounds like what my Dad does.
KakashiWhore 4 years ago
nLoL
amcrem05 4 years ago
I doubt I can fail. I'm just no good at it. Believe me, I've tried.
I guess it's time to redefine failure to something I can achieve.
WideGauge 4 years ago
lol, "build obsththtacles in your mind" - hey, I found sth to mock about, mission completed.
nesseline 4 years ago
sometimes I think, "I could be like Nalts", only to realize, I could never be like Nalts. Then I'm in a good mood for several hours.
R4ndomCrap 4 years ago 2
Ok,what I want to know is if you thought about this video before it rained and you had to wait for rain or did you think of it when it started raining and did you just have to find the nearest spot? I of course know that none of these questions will ever be answered but I like to pretend like I am interacting.
sarrycrey 4 years ago
Thanks. I feel considerably less good in so many ways now!
offcameherhead 4 years ago
hahaha.
antiflag177 4 years ago
i also metatate my a garbage can. that is the first thing i do every morning... lol not
hibye53142 4 years ago
Very Funny
StanHowitzer 4 years ago
This setting brings to mind the SNL Motivational Speaker who lived in the "van down by the river."
RedMoonCafe 4 years ago
Thank Nalts, I finally feel worse. nlol :-(
1938superman 4 years ago 2
"avoid self knowledge"
that bit, and the ending- very funny.
but otherwise not at all.
STOP POSTING DRAMA IN THE COMEDY SECTION!!
potatothorn 4 years ago
Emo loser! :-D
ArtificialBanana 4 years ago
Is this from "THE SECRET"?
FuglyCharlie 4 years ago
...Set impossibly high standards for yourself and those around you. Ridicule others for failing to meet you expectations, depression and misery, isolation, and loneliness are sure to follow.
Be Well.
distorteddogma 4 years ago
are you making popcorn ?
tonyfamous 4 years ago 2
... Your video is helping me to become more positive. >.>; You fail at being able to teach misery. ;x
ShadeCOPY4 4 years ago
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THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DONT WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES if you do not copy and paste this on to 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
autumn390 4 years ago
holy crap that rain is annoying
Trastlol 4 years ago
ahhhh!!! more negativity!
Yr funny nalts
Sequoya 4 years ago
It's EMO Natls.
Elk4758 4 years ago
I've just watched this again, this time taking detailed notes. I seem to be doomed to eternal failure, because I can't seem to increase my level of negativity at all. All I get is positive crap, and it's plumb frustrating! Woe is me...
Moosie
anmoose 4 years ago
You must have known my dad......
cyninbend 4 years ago
this was awesome! LOL where do you come up with these ideas!?
lebellerose 4 years ago
But why would you want to point out all the negative things and flaws in your day or life?When you want to reflect on the positive things that would give you more self-confidence,and boost your own self esteem?
JeeprzCreepers56 4 years ago
:-)... whoops, I mean :-(
delraecpa 4 years ago
I majored in Negativity.
I have a degree in Self Destruction from the University of Life.
.....not really ;-)
CrazyChic534 4 years ago 2
Thanks, Kevin! It's was very inspiring .. in a uninspriring way .. if you know what I mean, is that what I mean? No. No, let me think about that. Oh God! I'm doubting myself. That's good, right?
rnb91102 4 years ago 3
LOL! Negative affirmation. HMMMM.... Sounds like Lisa Nova? Lisa who? lol. Too good Mr. N. SmileyD
vjm1234 4 years ago
He's...he's speaking my language...*sniff*
hahaha
winger1212 4 years ago
concentrate on stress
jtram21 4 years ago
why bother when no one is going to care about this video anyway right? 5*'s
Aprildew 4 years ago
I have a mental picture of the Giants losing by 30 points.
hawkeyeMA 4 years ago 2
yes, i'm picturing it now ... :)
JelloSheriff 4 years ago
you're bringin me down man...
Dratkinz 4 years ago
That was great Kevin. I find that it's best not to even try to achieve anything but if you really have to, adopt the attitude 'aim low, then when you fail you won't be too disappointed'.
Regards,
Vox.
voxinabox 4 years ago
MIKMA WAS HERE
mikma 4 years ago
Nihilistic.
hermeticsdemon 4 years ago
Funny stuff! Whereas motivational speakers are annoying, demotivational speakers are at least entertaining and funny! Thanks for taking the time to spread the negative energy... it makes me feel all cold and sarcastic inside!!!
blackturtleus 4 years ago
ah, you are too good. well done, this is brill.
i mean... this is such a failure nalts, i think you should stop, were all doomed
jot88 4 years ago
LOL - Nalts, that last bit was so funny. My husband and i give it five stars.
loryncle 4 years ago
I fail every day without reflecting on it or even trying.
theduke282 4 years ago 2
Some people are naturally talented. ;)
l0gically 4 years ago
It was a cold, rainy, dreary day yesterday wasn't it? Brrr!
lolaknows 4 years ago
lol
koko56 4 years ago
LOL
Self doubts, doubts itself!
DatAintRight 4 years ago
Did the AmazingAtheist take your course? Or was he your mentor?
BrotherofNalts 4 years ago
Thanks for cheering me up this morning. Oh, wait, I mean thanks for helping me achieve a depressed state. Yeah.
panykattack 4 years ago
Don't you try to explain something without being an expert on this subject!!!
signed: An expert
Dinksmallwood1 4 years ago
way cool
carolperez 4 years ago
De-motivational speaker, AHA now I know why I haven't moved from this bed for 4 months. Misery loves company... laptop at hand
dorotwhy 4 years ago
TODAY is the day I will FAIL!! Yeah, I like it!
Zipster08 4 years ago
Lmao, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Kevin! NOOOOOOOOOO! It's positive influences that we need! Positive! You crazy, genius bastard!
moviegasm 4 years ago
story of my life. Thats almost exactly how I live my life. Only difference is I focus more on the negativity than on the self doubt. crazy.
brokenvelocity 4 years ago
i yi yi
MalyssaAK 4 years ago
Thanks, Nalt. I needed this. I was starting to have a good day and it was getting out of control.
My patron saint of failure is GWB.
TooLooseLeTrek 4 years ago
I've been following this advice for several years now and it really works!
Steve7508 4 years ago
Oh I know work at Wal-mart.
rickinfla 4 years ago
lmfao..thas my part time job too..
Aprildew 4 years ago
Your video description is missing a letter in the first word :p
jernov 4 years ago
You forgot to mention self flagellation. It's a great cure for any happy thoughts you might have! Unless of course you like that sort of thing, in which case it's a definite no no! :0
finalcut99 4 years ago
nice one Mr Nalts
cheekychen 4 years ago
hahaha this is awesome!
righthandgenius 4 years ago
Evangelical Christianity-a simulated cultural institution (a hologram)
see the video
Dr. James Dobson: The Christian Hologram
Ecothearcy 4 years ago
Thank you! I can finally chuck all those Tony Robbins video tapes ! I'm free to self-loathe! hahaa
LeSaMilano 4 years ago
that rain is annoying me
SambaDisaWinner 4 years ago
I will use this video every time someone asks me about my sister-in-law. Thanks Nalts!
nbwulf 4 years ago
nawsome.
BritishConcept 4 years ago
OMG NALTS!! u gotta make a DVD Now, for people like us!
Let us hear our voice, of negativity! yayyy! :]
eladbari 4 years ago
Maybe an audio CD with soothing sounds of my voice and the rain.
nalts 4 years ago
yeah!! Rain will enahance it all totally, Natls! :]
eladbari 4 years ago
Feeling Worthless FTW!!!
HollywoodHogan4U 4 years ago
wow rnt u a piece of shit.....
akinoyeshua 4 years ago 2
boring and pointless
I7emon 4 years ago
Good. Very good, grasshopper. Now repeat those two words every morning. For that is life.
nalts 4 years ago
Nice words of wisdom I think, but still great.
HGNanodude 4 years ago
despite how much i love your videos, i did not like this one at all. LOL joking
1994cg 4 years ago
there's only so much i can handle of that crackling sound!
jmeyerss 4 years ago
You = Funny
Louikenz 4 years ago
Walk down the street not across it.
ZeroSky 4 years ago
Oh I like that.
nalts 4 years ago
No matter WHAT I type here..
It WON'T be GOOD ENOUGH! WILL IT!?!
*sNiF*
♫ ToMMaY!! ♫
TomsterMusic 4 years ago
Actually I like the notes.
nalts 4 years ago
lol, great video
sickoflifetoday 4 years ago
Do you have a Macintosh? Because I recognize that piano from GarageBand.
Iluvh123 4 years ago
yes, he does, cause macs rock
kihhn 4 years ago
I fall asleep thinking that there is no cake, and I cry!
eckstea 4 years ago
i was going to post a witty remark but whats the point, nobody will laugh.
econchino 4 years ago
Kevin, you're such an emo loser. lol
MisguidedPirate 4 years ago
Hahaha The ending rocked :-)
Ranblv 4 years ago
You are a bad, bad man.
bw123 4 years ago
have you ever made any money? good thing your wife is working.
snotmagic 4 years ago
I'm so happy to see a guy with two cheeto's hanging from his nose as you ad to the right.
perfect.
get out of the rain!
Very funny.
haresgroove 4 years ago
Is that why your so successful?
ZeroPunkDreamer 4 years ago
I'm too dumb to be negative, so why should I even try?
jasonmit 4 years ago 2
I think I'll just cower in bed tomorrow. Even my coffeepot will probably hate me.
*sniffle*
anmoose 4 years ago 2
My hero worship of Nalt has failed me.
dsfast 4 years ago
smile =)
nlwrandall 4 years ago
sounds like someone is eating a bag of chips.
pangoo 4 years ago
I used to think I could fail, but now I know I can!
Blews4Blesus 4 years ago
some good points .......... especially if you do the exact opposite. lol
adenowa3232 4 years ago
The first step to accepting failure, is admitting that you are one.
:(
InvasiveInfection 4 years ago
Failure love it
bentond 4 years ago
can i be your opening act?
andymcgaffigan 4 years ago
thanks,,,im workin on it,,,but it aint that easy
hellorodney 4 years ago
thanks, Im so happy that im such a success at being depressed!
creegirl9 4 years ago
Hey Kevin, I see you stopped at 44 returned comments. I have never been that blessed, is that negative or not.
onemon22 4 years ago
Is doing this healthy for you...
ipawdt0uch 4 years ago
Nalts...is there something you would like to share with the class? Some personal issues, perhaps? :)
CinnamonBaka 4 years ago
You have to watch the video this video is a video response to in order to get it.
aldfkjldasfkj 4 years ago
Yeah, I know... Believe me, I know. I was joking.
CinnamonBaka 4 years ago
I will say to myself daily, "You self loathing, pessimistic drain on society, you suck!" It makes for a bleak and miserable life of unhappiness. Thanks fo the lesson nalts!
boobtubious 4 years ago
funniest guy ever right here
Naxcart 4 years ago
Well I guess this is funny to a lot of people... but personally I find it a bit sad. It's very hard for a lot of people to remain positive, if they aren't successful and well off as you are in life.
After living through a lot of trauma in my life, I have to give you one star for this one.
-shel
sheldon80 4 years ago
very nice thanks... can I join your campaign?
sillysillytom 4 years ago
Unconcsiousness Slander! 3 words... little chocolate donuts. The breakfast of champions!
Makesagr8point 4 years ago
i gotta shit. TIME FOR A NEW NALTS VIDEO!
AbsolouteZero 4 years ago
It worked for me! Thanks Kevin!
revengefrommars 4 years ago
my fav video of yours. and iv been watching since viral video genius.
BradleyThoma 4 years ago
Funny how you stay in character when you reply...
AmateurAstronaut 4 years ago
demotivational speaker?? HAHA your tooo funny!!!
jjojjo77 4 years ago
Nalts dude im Thirsty for that Icy cold beer im so very Thirsty the mental picture is of a froSty mug i take that first Ice cold gulp and its so Refreshing my mind is at Peace you see Im aware that its the first gulp of many to come, of that Icy cold goodness.
Im thirsty
Wouldnt a Beer be so right now
Yeah i think I will have an Ice cold one Right Now.
HelpaBumOut 4 years ago
IFH Fridays
aproxxy 4 years ago
woa.... ive been watchin ur vids for a while now.... and i JUST noticed u hav a lisp.... wow.... im retarded lol
Drummerboy59800 4 years ago
Nalts, you are the antidote to "The Secret."
MayaAllalie 4 years ago
omg great video but hahha i saw a comment posted 1 second ago. lol.
magicalchazwick 4 years ago
Haha that was inspiring. "Hogwash." Love the end. Nice touch :)
AllieIsBored 4 years ago
Did you ever buy that bridge? Cussszzzz.... I need something to jump off of now.
karpadiem 4 years ago
do you live in the northeast also? We have a pretty big thunderstorm here too...
Superpig702 4 years ago
Group Hug...lol!!!
CaptainRock 4 years ago
Awesome, you stayed committed!...or maybe, you should be committed, is what I really meant to say. ;) Loved it.
carameldelight87 4 years ago
ahhhh static
dannye60 4 years ago
You are the Founding Father of nihilistic self-deprovement. Tell us more,Nalts.
fkrinsky 4 years ago
LOL! Was that the Nalts version of the Secret?
mercysweep 4 years ago
Thank you for this brilliant insight...I mean this video was garbage, now I'm going to wallow in self pity.
whitesoxfanatic 4 years ago
haha "hogwash"... i like how that actually is like a legitimate word... so random.
squirrelygurl 4 years ago
HI TARA!
AllieIsBored 4 years ago
Hey! lol
squirrelygurl 4 years ago
You know, I imagine there are people in this world who actually think like this in a serious and non-comical way.
Aaroncast86 4 years ago