Jeremy Kyle Confesses (Funny)

[13Mimzz]

that's disgusting. i love jeremy kyle.

[blazecronik2011]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 you hate jews im guessing , so you supported hitler your from the usa im guessing . the CIA hired alot of nazis after hitlers regime collapsed.....most of them if there not dead prob still live in your so called " free country" your a fucking bitch

[blazecronik2011]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 i think you need to look into history a little bit more you dumb fuck , if all jews are pricks then so are buddahs christians muslims..... are you going to tell me about the nwo jews being owners of banks in goverments ect ect heard it all before you fucker, this world is messed up i think every one knows that in their own way , but dissing someone your not even sure is a jew especially on youtube you are more sad than i first thought BITCH

[blazecronik2011]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 shutup you uneducated yankee

[blazecronik2011]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 your pretty stupid

[powertecjamie]

I didnt know red neck sons of bitches had the internet in their swamps.

[ACPerformances]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 That's pretty generic.

[ACPerformances]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 He isn't Jewish. What is this stigma attached with Jewish people anyway? It's ludicrous.

[JaguarPawww]

@ACPerformances Zionist Jews only, Research them 

[PriestTJB]

"im a porn star"

[Proteus6684]

Imagine we woke up tomorrow and everyone lived by the philosophy of live and let live. how amazing would the world be?

[Proteus6684]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 your mom filled you full of shit,the german POW`s were kept in the curragh camp in Ireland and it was like an open prison for the germans. they didn`t even consider escape because they would have to go back and fight instead of getting drunk n having a laugh with us during the war. Sure we had great craic with the nazi`s,they just became regular people when they wern`t surrounded by hitler propaganda bullshit.

[Proteus6684]

@Proteus6684 in hindsight I`m deeply ashamed for what I said to you,it simply proves me a hypocrite for eveything I believe in and I apologise.I`m terribly sorry to hear about your mother passing also. I hope you can forgive me for it but its easily understandable if you cant. peace bro.

[jj4dyy]

I fucking lol'd at this, nice editing hha XD

[Butlermagic95]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 cool. have a good time.

[Butlermagic95]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 really? plus you're right not to bring your mum to london cause from what ive heard there's a lot of crime so you'd probs get stabbed.

[Butlermagic95]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 im sorry for your loss. She's right England is offcially a shithole. We've got a prime minister who's an idiot

[Butlermagic95]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 thank you. Plus they are taking all our jobs thats part of why we want them out. the other reasons is terrorism and economy

[Butlermagic95]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 ok ill respect your opinion if you'll respect mine ok?

[Butlermagic95]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 im just saying dont be rude. plus i dont love blacks but i have atleast a bit more respect for them than you. Also can you please explain why you're so rascist cause nigger is a rascist word

[Butlermagic95]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OR YOU IMMATURE RASCIST FIGLIO DI PUTTANA. yep i know Italian motherfucker.I might be 15 but ive got more maturity in my little finger than you've got in your hole body.I hope you burn for eternity. i'm not black but i hate rascists also dont offend us Brits.

[themutedtrumpet]

@AUSCHWITZ7946 Jew? OK, if it pleases you to believe that.

[BeakyRed]

"shutup right now and point the camera at me"

wow, that is sooo not biased....

[hummerdude123]

I'm a porn star ahahahahahaha fucking funny

[BRITBABE1983]

Jezza is ace! 8)

[christhefisher]

i love jeremy and his show and seeing this is frkn funi lol

[WonderzHD]

' im a pornstar ' ' 216 women ' looool

[mttvlondon]

LOOOOOOL!



[Jay115Sephton]

did any one else laugh to them selves

[xxshadowsxx0988]

Hahahahaha i love that

[JammyCodgers]

31 people do what hes confessing about

[MrScottytohotty13]

lol i love the jeremy kyle show but this is amazing:L

[popazz1]

@OFAH1985 ,

Yup,'cause as I've said before,he wouldn't have a show without them! Just wait till he takes his 'show' to the States,they'll chew him up & spit him out!

[lasersailor80850]

0:43 lol

[WiganierLaaa]

Awesome job *thumbs up*

[extremerabbit]

Only low lives think thats funny

[Beeleepop]

@extremerabbit

I guess I'm a low life then :D

[lolatmyfoot]

@extremerabbit oh shut the fuck up you boing cynical fuck and get back on your pedastal

[lolatmyfoot]

@extremerabbit boring*

[snipinloverz10]

Lol

[popazz1]

@samtbaker ,

I use the term 'twot' 'cause I always have & it sounds less offensive than 'twat',& 'twit' doesn't sound offensive enough. Only posh people use 'twit'.

[gatorfresh]

what a pretentious ass

[jaybow1982]

hahaha! funny confession! very good edit, lol!

[programaster]

The first 3 words of the title of this video were correct.

[emilychalfont]

thats not very funny

[MyDippy123]

you know as well as i do that every single person that comes on this show, piece of scum, seriously.

LOLOL

[ParamoreWorshipper]

I pissed myself laughing at this ahahahahahahahahah!!

[laughingmyturbanoff1]

LOL

[irishkiid94]

Hold 4, JK avin a pull ;)

[lglukey96]

they shud make a spoof for comic rlief or somet when it comes round, lke the artner ate my baby one

[ZZZMuthaFlippinZZZ]

how did i get from lord of the rings clips to this?

[CHRLPTRSN]

@ZZZMuthaFlippinZZZ I imagine your LOTR clip had the tag "fight" in it. =)

[SexyCrazyINC]

LMFAO

[xXxFR0Z3NxXx]

crap

[220395G]

"Shut up right now and point the camera at me!"

Oh my gosh haha.

[popazz1]

@crankdatable ,

Seriously,you ARE welcome to him.PLEASE,take him off our hands,lol!

[danielmoorey]

I thought you said this was runny. I'm 16 I thought I was meant to be doing this type of stuff...

[MrBlackmangaming]

fucking brill

[Drummercharlie]

Wicked Video. Top editing too! - Made me smile cheers!

[tcofyl]

I think Jeremy does a great job, he tells as it is. If you don't like him or what he says, easy, don't watch the show

[ghafie2000]

this sounds like barney stinson!

[Jaayyy1993]

This is fucking mint lol!!

[PsychoticSnake]

I can't help feeling that people are projecting negative attributes onto Kyle.

[Mrbigcockish]

yeah whatever lol

[s1e5b9]

that is brilliant my friend well done lol

[Violetthehedgehog756]

Shut up right now and point the camera at me!!

I fricking LOL'd...

[PianoPlayingDave69]

This is almost rivaling Cassetteboy lmao

[themutedtrumpet]

@popazz1 Good point, well made.

[popazz1]

@themutedtrumpet ,

Thanks,though I do think I could've expressed myself rather more eloquently,lol! Maybe JK just brings out the worst in me,lol.

[pacz09]

@popazz1 Couldn't of said it better, planning to put this on american 's tv sets? God help them and us, we will lose alot of money with tourism they will be too scared to visit here.

[popazz1]

@pacz09 ,

Hahahahaha,you've got a point,matey! That said,would we want the kind of 'tourist' who'd happily watch this crap,from any country?! Beats me why Kyle thinks the US would want his show.They have Jerry Springer after all,a far superior tv host! But,if the US do want him,then he can't sod off quick enough for me!

[bingbashbosh1]

@popazz1 It's still great entertainment laughing at council housed scumbags.

[popazz1]

@bingbashbosh1 ,

Yeah,you have a point,fella.Just one tiny little factoid though! I was brought up on a council estate,hahahahahahahaha! Nah,you're right,it IS funny,lol!

[martiniLP]

@popazz1 jealous much, its probably because your one of the scum who needs to go on the show :')

[popazz1]

@martiniLP ,

This coming from someone with atrocious grammar & spelling! Move along now,there's a good lad!

[martiniLP]

@popazz1 aww don't get upset there kid! we all know you need to go on Jeremmy Kyle to get your life issues sorted out but chill dude seriously!

[popazz1]

@martiniLP "Dude"?! Please,this aint Jerry fucking Springer! "Dude",hahahahahahahaha! And "kid"! Yeah,whatever,pal,I'm a 50 year old bloke! And if I had any 'life issues' that needed 'sorted out',you can rest assured I wouldn't lower myself to take part in the JK show! So,seriously 'dude',JOG ON!

[guitennants]

@popazz1 I think Jezza need to sort you two out :P

[popazz1]

@guitennants ,

Er,there's only ONE of me! ;-)

[harrow86]

@popazz1 What are you talking about you nonse Jezza's show rules. I will miss his show that's for sure. cant wait for the show in the states. I think its important to be reminded that people like this actually exist, I just wish they would GET OFF THEIR BACKSIDES AND STOP SMOKEING WEED AND GET A JOB!!!!!!! This show should be a lesson to us all.

[popazz1]

@harrow86 ,

Oh dear,another noddy who can't accept other people have opinions which differ from theirs,lol! Never mind,you just continue living in your warped world & the rest of us will carry on with REALITY,hahaha!

[harrow86]

@popazz1 granddad please tell me you're not too old for a bit of sarcasm or are you a Yank?. By the way how on earth did you end up on this video?, did it come up in the side bar while you were watching his show on YouTube? Do you research a lot of people you don't like? Or is it just him? Or do you secretly like him but want us to think you hate him? It must be that silver fox look! ey Granddad get stuffed!!!

[popazz1]

@harrow86 ,

Hahahahahaha,"Get stuffed"? Oh,GREAT comeback,NOT! Time for you to jog on,kid!

[Darragh62]

@popazz1 jealous? lol

[popazz1]

@Darragh62 ,

OF?!

[MrMunchies64]

@popazz1 I think `mediocre' would be an overstatement

[popazz1]

@MrMunchies64 ,

Yeah,you've got a point,hahaha! Maybe he'll aspire to one day being mediocre,lol!

[Simsyland]

@popazz1 hate to say it the USA already has had this stuff... it was called the jerry springer show ;-)

[popazz1]

@Simsyland ,

Yes we had it syndicated in the UK.Far superior to JK,and way more entertaining,if a tad fake,lol.

[warwick2155]

@popazz1 you cant call him that when there are so many cunts that come on this show. I'm glad he shouts, some of the guests make me sick

[popazz1]

@warwick2155 ,

Well,I guess that's your opinion.Mine remains unchanged! It'd be a dull world if we all agreed with each other!

[warwick2155]

@popazz1 so you dont think some of the people on this show are cunts? that one who was on the show featured spends his dole money on booze even when he has a kid on the way, he cant be bothered looking for a job and spents the money we pay in tax to get drunk every night. that kind of scum deserves to be on the streets. JK isnt tough enough on dickheads like them

[popazz1]

@warwick2155 ,

As someone who has to 'live' on Disability Living Allowance I am aware that there are many people who clearly don't 'deserve' benefits,for various reasons.And now we have the government's clamp-down on benefit scroungers perhaps this will help deal with the issue in some way.But sadly it's been happening way too long & some people actually believe they're 'entitled' to benefits as a form of income.As opposed to why the benefits sytem was created originally.It's not JKs job to get

[popazz1]

@popazz1 ,tough on them.Who appointed HIM as the 'moral majority'? He's not exactly squeeky clean himself.

[BenEllins1]

@popazz1 Yes, but he's better than jerry springer,

[popazz1]

@BenEllins1 ,

Matter of personal opinion though,isn't it?!

[BenEllins1]

@popazz1 No, I mean seriously? xD jerry just lets them fight :P

[popazz1]

@BenEllins1 ,

But that's the format of the JS show.JK aims for the 'serious format',& fails miserably.

[BenEllins1]

@popazz1 Failblog.

[popazz1]

@BenEllins1 ,

Huh?!

[BenEllins1]

@popazz1 Failblog.

[popazz1]

@BenEllins1 ,

Ok,whatever!

[BenEllins1]

@popazz1 Ok AOSFMNASDOFM :!SADM :D

[popazz1]

@BenEllins1 ,

Ok,that means diddly-squat to me!

[ObviouslyOutplayed95]

@popazz1 He speaks truths dude how can some people not see that, and its funny having a laugh at all the fuckin drug addicted weirdos that decide to go on the show.

[popazz1]

@ObviouslyOutplayed95 ,

Well I guess he speaks HIS version of the 'truth',but personally I can't 'laugh at' other peoples' inadequecies or their sad,pathetic lives!

[BeastLordofMetal]

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW AND POINT THE CAMERA AT ME!!

xd

[Blackiie13x]

love the chuffed look on his face after he announces hes a porn star :L

[waster1976]

fucking excellent!



[MrRascasseman]

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW AND POINT THE CAMERA AT ME!!

[UsherOfficialPage]

He got parred!!!!

[ISCRATCHYOU]

this really did make me laugh lol...

[SumthinMstBAvailable]

0:55  I was cracking up.

[1eminemkid]

Jeremy Kyle: I dont care about my kid's their a mistake

Audience: Ourghhhhhhhhhhhh

Jeremy Kyle: Yeah Whatever! lol

[EdgeyForSure]

my favorite bit was

"we all know as well as i do, that everyone that comes on this show is a piece of scum"

[BOLSHEVIXTREME]

gay

[Soldier0123456]

"shut up right now and point the camera at me !" LOL

[TheBounceChannel2]

Like This If You Think This Video Is GREAT !

[VOLVORULEZ1995]

Eeeeeeeehhhhhhkkkkkk!!!! I did not know Jezzas a porn star.

[CyberYeoo]

hahaha pause at 0:32

[scottcantley199]

Hahahaha this is WKD.

[mmmymm]

brilliant

[KikisChica]

I must have missed something because I did'nt see him apologising! :P

[FREEGIFTS2010]

lol

[Acebauer2]

That is very funny 

[cchs4797]

man who eva made this quality 

[Muzik444]

Whoever made this is fucking funny.

[donkey4k]

That was gd :)

[AlexandraFergy1998]

Omg i'v never laughed so much!

[TheCdeboy]

216 women so far lol

[ProperBodged]

TBH this video was meant for a laugh, but it wouldn't surprise me if most of his confessions are actually true lol. =|

[sexybabee2468]

the only reason i luv jeremy kyle is that he shouts at the people lmao=D

[k9sabian]

@sexybabee2468 the only reason Jeremy Kyle likes himself is because he shouts.

[GainingBananas]

@k9sabian or not.

[k9sabian]

Troll.

[GainingBananas]

@k9sabian how am i a troll? im allowed my own opinion.

[TheYanislav]

@sexybabee2468 ahah :D 4 reall xD

[maisiedanodoo]

@sexybabee2468 Yeah he's very funny when he shouts i've seen one were this lady called jane shouted at chaz on one of the jk shows she called him a fat baldy that made me laugh lol XD

[xxLoopyxLouxx]

LOL!!! Oh Jeremy...after all this time, you admit to all of this?! WHY???

Lol...Well done this is a hilarious video and a great idea. :L

[gingerds]

shut up right now and point the camera at me!

[TheMandarklaughs]

:))))thats the funniest thing.you made my day:))lmao

[Opheliaimmortal777]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! ha ha :D aww i think jeremy kyle would laugh himself at this :D

[keith25180741]

Class :)

[shnugz786]

stupid me...so half asleep..only near the end did i realise what was happenin lol

[07523228679]

im a porn star ! LOL !!!

[IVIADDOG1690]

amazing

[john4560]

Top I loved it

[TheChrisRob]

this is amazing hahah. from 3:37 the best

[TheChrisRob]

this is amazing hahah

[emilybaby09xx]

LOL!

[T00nL1nk]

hahahahahaha shut up right now and point the camera at me!

[sammy1532]

LOL