jesus terminator

[terrakam1]

buen



[JEAA0412]

EAT THISSS

[guilleg4]

the "what?" at the end cracked me up XD

[Rocksoff79]

Why people ran from shotgun if they never seen shotgun?

[L337Force92]

@Rocksoff79

they ran away from the 3 soldiers that got killed

not that clearly to see but thats my guess

[shesspir]

jesus vs terminator  tros top

[Eonuxer]

Thumbs up if you think this should be in terminator 5 :D

[SloMoHeap]

I'm not the Messiah, but I play one on television.

[XSuperSpy3000X]

They should have made this a real film.

[rigenzea]

u just don't get it do you LOL

[TheIceThorn]

1:13 MOOOOOOOOO from the caravans of Seven Kingdoms series :'''D

n3rds: they've good memory U.U

[ONNIHOLTTA]

Bless this film.

[GreaTMaX32]

God Bless This Movie !

[FunkyF33]

that's sad man a mockery

[scarhcamt92]

omg I cant believe dont see this before hahaharahaha

[narutors1]

lmao don't worries he be back and the girl keep on cryin he was like why??

[knexfan100]

That was messed up

[mwall444]

Pontiu Pilate at ten o'clock! lol

[TheWayshowerTube]

I got a lot on my mind right now and you really starting to stress me out.

[steitisch]

Hasta la vista, baby jesus!

[Loki2773]

Don't worry...He'll be back

Troll face xD

[isakilla1]

where can u watch this??

[rssupernoobs]

Stopp stop killing Judas!! Why? lol

[icommentyew]

What are you, a glutton for punishment? HAHAHAHA!

[MrAdiuk102]

Love it

[VvissiaA]

click cc choose transcribe audio start cracking up

[QwAdr0x256]

thumb up if you are jesus!

[smeagolfilms]

Is that Ewan McGregor?

[ksummerii]

in the begining there was arnold.(lol)



[dark96able]

muaahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahha

[eagletalons2007]

the terminator is coming to calgary in jan 2011-

perhaps to terminate

[MultiWallnut]

he will be back xD soo fucking funny :D

[javrobfar12]

hilarious,but im christian.....

[Razman5]

@javrobfar12 So? I don't see anything bad about this video. As a matter of fact, I think it's very tastefully done considering what it is.

[MrJoedf]

I'm a Christian, but I find this hilarious!

[Ashayami]

@MrJoedf I agree with you xD

I'm Christian as well, but this is just funny!

[pakiron]

so funny!

[PJMFZ]

xD ta Weno

[geyaido73]

Jaja una rayo les va a caer,

[aniger818]

STOP KILLING JUDAS! LOL

[maramarapi]

¡Divertidísimo, gracias!

[leasylala]

I hate the canned laughter. :/

[Grant691]

Get Down! *Shoots Roman soldiers*

[NASA19]

Jesus was not born on the 25 dec it's a lie look it up!!!!

[ExMormonHappiness]

@NASA19 it was in the spring, was it not?

[NASA19]

@ExMormonHappiness yep your right

[TheRedLuigi]

@NASA19 thats common knowledge

[NASA19]

@TheRedLuigi what is

[dontdodeath]

@NASA19 No, but Horus was, and as we all know, Horus - Egypt = Jesus

[snorwangle]

que pedo esta chido ete video jaja

[drako939]

don't worry hem will be back

[kronoshf]

hasta la vista baby jesus lol

[zenzen121]

Astalavista................. baby Jesus =)) xD

[patapon6000here]

don't worry he'll be back

LOL XD

[TheNighmare1]

Poncio Pilato a las 10 en punto

poofff

dame esa cosa!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[SirArsenic]

amazing! He just terminated Judas!

[sandro8114]

he will be back seriously

[Fpp81]

poncio pilate to 10:pm jejejeje lol

[superdairyboy]

The Greatest Action Story Ever Told. Jesus Vs. Terminator

[lewisl1link]

"Dont worry he'll be back" lol lol lol

[9monkeyface0]

this wasnt in the bible if it was i might of read the whole thing



[naughtyzombie666]

02:57 min jajajajaja  OMFG!

[Slayer4everBG]

does any body know the name of the movie ???

[pricture]

lol, "Dont worry, he'll be back"

 *Woman looks up at some guy holding a shotgun, sobs more*

"What?" XD

[mistyfat]

Don't worry, he'll be back.

xD!!!

[ThePajama123]

Although I'm a Christian....BUT THIS IS TOO FUNNY! xD

[yellow6100]

garry you no atheist you believe in god just in case. thumbs up

[GarryW05]

i hate atheists so much. they dare to mock god.

you will pay for this blasphemy. you'll all burn

[TweedleDumm1]

@GarryW05 dousch it is better to reign in HELL Then serve in heavan there all gay up there lol

[bEsTfRieNdzZ94]

"and you can not go around killing people"

"why?"

"because it's one of God's commandment, Thou shall not kill"

"why?"

"because it is a sin"

"why?"

"because it not nice"

"why?"

"forgive him father... he's a robot from the future"

the terminater guy look up in the sky!!! hahahaha :)

[OleMortenFiksdal]

@bEsTfRieNdzZ94 Oh, you´ve seen that video too? Tell me more.

[MareBellator]

Whats even funnier is that this Jesus character never even existed.

[SquallLeonhart68]

Poncio Pilatos at 10 o'clock LOLLLLLLLL

[007pedrog]

Poncio Pilatos at 10 o´clock!!!XD

[nezapamatovatelne]

At 3:03 Forgive him fater, he is a robot from the future. :D

[rodrigo90983]

chidisimo este video hasta la vista baby jesus jajajaja

[Metalmaniacfromhell]

"Why?"

'Nuff said.

[KarLiToX666666]

hahahahahhaha! so fucking cute man! XD I love this parody.. stop killing judas!!! haaha

[Lilin1989]

but Jesus I love you

[stoodOnAnArk]

That robot was on steroids, having a roid tanty. The Jesus looked fake to me!

[dgcrew]

Arnie: "Poncio Pilato at 10 o'clock!"

(All looks at the right) BANG!

[chvyant]

@dgcrew Pontius Pilate* -.-

[poopoopaula101]

LMAO "because it's not nice!"

[lllCYBERWOLFlll]

I laughed tears. xDD

[dongdong245213]

haaaaaaa but thats not really nice too jesus

[KiloByte69]

Thal shal not miss this movie.

[ixrulexhere]

"Don't worry,,

he'll be back!!"

XD...XD

[XDGiorgos]

Eat this !!! xD hehehe:P:D

[jefezelote]

alguien sabe si salio una pelicula de esta parodia...esta excelente...HEXIS...sabes algo al respecto?

[DouglasPrestesPenha]

jesus: you cant go around killing people!

terminator: why?

jesus:because its one of the god`s comends "you will not kill"

jesus: because this is a sin!

terminator: why?

jesus:because its not nice!

terminator: why?

jesus:forgive him father, hes just a robot from the future.

[roxandroy]

Asi debio quedar TERMINATOR 3

[jefezelote]

@roxandroy...hola roxan...sabes si salio efectivamente la pelicula de esta parodia????...esta genial!!!...si sabes te adradecere....lindo dia chica

[roxandroy]

@jefezelote No, fue una parodia antes de que sacaran la tercera y no soy solo una persona(mujer). ROXan :) ANDre x) ROY XD...

[walterxiomara]

Oigan Muuy Buena ah !! y Gracias por subtitularlo... esta muy buena la parodia =) congratulations!! 

[TJW595]

tht was funny as helll

[fixinggrace]

Remember, He'll be back.

[tennebanoit]

this shouldn't be taken so seriously guys. It's just for fun. you christians are so uptight

[665885]

This is absolutely hillarious.

[IDStatic]

Why he didn't kill jesus? And all other kind of prophets. We would be get rid of a bunch of religions.

[marilesmanga]

ASTA LA VISTA BABY JESUS EAT THIS

[DuskDistress]

Hahahahaha!! Ths is just GREAT!

[MetalManiaclml]

Lmfaoo.!!!!! This was genious.!!!!!

[agmagicman59]

asta la vista baby jesus lol

[atomichead777]

best line ever when terminator says "don't wrry, he'll be back"

lol, so true

imagine if mel gibson put this in passion of the christ

one word:EPIC

[cohanfilms]

He will be back...

[pooyan6969]

Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock LOLOL

[sinisterskills17]

I agree with you all the way TayJayTKo13, I don't believe this turns down Jesus or God because at the end, Jesus does die on the cross, but the terminator clearly says, "Don't worry, he'll be back".

[OfficialRobbieMason]

this was better than the actual terminator 3!

[benxwen9]

no ma esta bien cagado el video jaaajaj XD

[greatestsongsofLIFE]

this movie is such a sin to watch. Kids these days do nothing but watch satanic filth like this movie and fornicate with their brothers and sisters. Jesus shall come soon and save us all from this evil stuff.

[kelvin198837]

@greatestsongsofLIFE no need to be that serious...by the way I can't see any sin in this movie but a lot in church in reality.

[rollinface697]

@greatestsongsofLIFE  it was meant to be a joke how foolish are you i believe in god and hey i still laughed at this. dont take these things all to seriously and i doubt he'll come back within this century.

[greatestsongsofLIFE]

@rollinface697 dont worry i was just tryin to troll. I actually fucking hate God (if shes real) and want to rape Jesus in the asshole and cut off Marys Head and fuck it

[zman10]

tht was hilarious

[sirgerry]

I wish there was a high quality version of this around, classic

[omaryyessica]

HP video maa caja jajajajaja

[stoneblader7]

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pero te traisionara !!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHY?

[aeroshock1]

Did anyone else catch the Age of Empires soundbites of the sheep and camel??

[devel852]

muito loco ae

[Desaletor]

Don't worry... HE'LL BE BACK!

[R3DBULL83]

@Desaletor Its gonna be cool when he does

[evasestic]

eat this!!! hahaahaa

[luizinho1715]

quiero ver la segunda pa matarme de risa

[syluxerian]

Poncius Pilatos at 10 O'clock \,jajajajajajajaja i love this video

[Ccrazyfella]

It's cool, because this is how Jesus would react!

[ferg9129]

bueno bueno

[samuriasamc]

Pontuis Piolete at 10 o'clock

[GeoGe20]

hahaha he ll be back!!

[vampirobrm]

que eres MASOQUISTA?

[caenlim93]

"STOP KILLING JUDAS!!!!"

LMFAO XDDDD

[juari777]

@caenlim93 a bit blaspheming but if you look the positive side...this is a cool way of conveying to people that Jesus Saves! and the only savior of humanity...and can bring person to life again as he ALSO resurrected. yup, HE'LL BE BACK!

[TweedleDumm1]

@juari777 your another one going to hell you dumbass fake piece of garbage.

you and your christian values you all can rot in hell.

bastards

[cvet13]

eat this !!!!! BUUM !!

[MyZerox123]

JAJAJAJA XXDXDXD

[lgradzki]

Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock hahaha

[benwoods371]

he'll be back!

[benwoods371]

eat this!

[Marianita195]

STOP! STOP KILLING JUDAS!! hahahaha soooo funny!

[republicano19]

jua jua jua xDDDDDDDDd

[nativeballer0911]

Lol

[AkemiAkiharu]

xDDD

[anferg]

jajajajaja buenisimo.... como me hizo reir....

[marianoglc]

Genial, solo un detalle, el año 0000 no existe. existe el 1 A.c y luego el 1 Dc...

[rapidin1983]

bueno... entonces que año es el año EN que nació Jesús?? es el año 0 no??

[marianoglc]

No, seria el año 1 D.C.

[minablock]

i think he says russian spy @ ten oclock.......but that dont make sense

[samuriasamc]

@minablock he says pontius piolete at 10 0'clock

[closesorce]

onde baixo esse filme?

[BabylonTerminator1]

pontious pilot at 12 o clock

lol

[minablock]

who is pontious pilot?

[BabylonTerminator1]

he was another person who betrayed Jesus

[BiGDProductionsTM]

Pontius Pilate is the judge that ordered jesus's crucification. google is an amzing tool. anyway jesus didnt exist so it doesnt matter

[jruby9109]

Actually no. While he was in charge of the execution, he left the decision up to the people, and tried to get Jesus to renounce his claims. But he wouldn't, so they crucified him.

[BiGDProductionsTM]

@jruby9109 fuck off. no-one cars about some fictional shit. lick my ass and go die

[jruby9109]

Lol. ok.

[vylnev]

ha ha ha ha ha!!! that's good!!!

[JimmyPatrickYoung]

My mission is to protect you.. LOL

[KINGofkings49er]

Yah he be back.....AT XMAS yaaaaaaah

[G3neralLee]

why?

[KINGofkings49er]

What are you a wiseguy :P:P

[juniorpiscis]

WHY? xD hahahahahaha

[Metalistas22]

XDDD

[xxxsnazzixxx]

HE'LL BE BACK!!! omg hahaha

[TayJayTKO13]

Ok I'm a Christian andi hope this is not bad for me to watch this, I mean it's not turning down Jesus or God and I'm pretty sure God and Jesus have a sense of humor, do you guys think this is bad?

[Sanjua420]

I don't think is bad... Because the creators just add some funny things but they didn't change anything about Jesus, he's not saying bad words or something bad so... FOR ME is not a sin to watch this :P

[zezizzebezt]

In fact, it's a sin NOT to watch this :D

[Sanjua420]

JAJAJAJA, even God should have time to laugh don't you think? : P

[Freestuyl]

@TayJayTKO13

I'm no bible freak, but according to it Jesus felt all the emotions any person would (yes, including anger). So there's really nothing wrong when he gets pissed off at the terminator for killing everyone.

I'm pretty sure if Jesus were alive, he'd laugh at this too :P

[JimmyPatrickYoung]

nah its not dissing the bible or anything, just making fun of the terminator

[evasestic]

@TayJayTKO13

i am too, but i think this is not a parody on Jesus but terminator :)

[TweedleDumm1]

@TayJayTKO13 shut the fuck up with yo gay homosexual christian values i can see why the nasty romans put the gay christians on the cross and in the arena.

you dumbass

[TayJayTKO13]

@TweedleDumm1 don't worry I forgive you and nothing you say will make me angry and cause me to fight back with you, just don't call my religion gay or stupid because it is not, i don't do that to you, so please stop

[TweedleDumm1]

@TayJayTKO13 your going to hell and be with my boss saten he rules.

they will put you on a cross hang yo ass by yo testicles. you come from a

family of incest you piece of shit do you preach on a corner with the decrepet

bible which we all know is gay and fake like you....

have a nice time in hell

[TayJayTKO13]

@TweedleDumm1 you're so lost, I'll be sure to pray for you tonight, I don't believe I'll go to hell if I just praise my heavenly father and don't go against him, by the way satan is spelled with an a.

[TweedleDumm1]

@TayJayTKO13 go and have sax with a priest ok

[caniac2613]

@TweedleDumm1 dude take it easy...let em believe what he wants to believe dont be a douche

[TweedleDumm1]

@caniac2613 like i said before i'd prefer hell to gay heaven anyway there all a bunch a

faggats.

[caniac2613]

@TweedleDumm1 ok? well everyone has there own opinion.he has his and u have urs but theres a difference in standing up for ur beliefs and being an ignorant douche that looks for people to attack.it doesnt matter at all if u don't care about God, Its America for freakin sakes! if u dont agree dont be a jerk about it. just sayin

[SnarfHappens]

@TayJayTKO13 No of course not cuz there is no God

[sniffMaGusset]

@TayJayTKO13

You are almost certainly going to hell for a healthy dose of eternal damnation, as am I