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  • LOVE this song- go kevin bloody wilson! fucking legend 

  • We swear when we trip over things because it hurts and then we laugh about it later when we tell every one else about it.

  • Damn my ipod! It does interesting things....--

  • -facepalm1 damn my ipod! How the hell did u do that???

  • This is damn right hilarious!!! Lol even though im and american-3 i love British humor

  • advance australia fair!!!!!!

  • Even though I'm American, this is fucking hilarious.

  • I don't care what any one else thinks but Kevin is awesome!

    

  • What is American humour?

  • @MacGyver920 fucking moron humor

  • fuckin useless septics

  • Haha makes me proud to be aussie but I've never been to America so how is the humour there mate ?

  • lol as an american i extend my apologies on our behalf

  • never thought aussies were morons, guess there are more than I thought, ufohunter sure fits it.

  • Australia has the same humor as Britain got

  • yanks are stooooooooopid hahahahaha

  • righto we get it your american and you like kevin! every second comment states your american. no one cares!

  • I'm American and this is VERY FUCKING FUNNY!!!! :D

  • Lmfao f*ckin Yanks...

  • In Capitalist America, they don't throw bottle at Justin Bieber, they throe sniper bullets!

  • These comments are always full of cocksuckers who try to buddy up to people from other countries by saying how stupid most Americans are, but not THEM. They're the smart ones. Like anyone is going to respect you for talking shit about everyone else in your home country.

  • I'm American and this is funny!!!!

  • jes, im finding some of the comments on this video are more funnier than the video itself!!

  • it's funny how people in other countries assume all Americans are rednecks when in reality only a select few, mostly in the south, are. But i guess ignorance is bliss. This guy's funny, i just needed to say that.

  • Check out "Celebrity juice" for english humour, far better than both of these countries

  • Kev is just like Nigel- a fucken legend

  • ehhh i agree 95%,MOST of americans are dipshits,as explained in the song,i however am in the 5%,but what everyone in the world,not just uppity fucks in the states and such need to learn,is ya need to be able to laugh at anything that comes your way,if ya dont,you'll be cryin your eyes out for the rest of your life,who gives a fuck ya know? when ya die,the stupid shit wont matter,trip up the stairs,laugh it off,who gives a fuck?!?

  • i have noticed how similar australian and english humor is, then there is the americans!!!!

  • @vezzanator

    English humour is alot more dry than aussie humour. I actually can't tell any similarities between the two.

  • Americans cant take a joke ay!!!!!! Redneck fucks!!!!!!!

  • Holly shit this son of a bitch is funny as hell a buddy of mine got me listening to his music

  • astralian gaylord. i wuold lick to see him come to a bar here and say that shit in front of a crown of cowboys. they wuold kick his teth out and tie him to the pickup truck and take him to the forest

  • @PICKUPMYSOAP Rather proving Kevin's point, thereby .... :)

  • @PICKUPMYSOAP Lol, you from the "deep south" if you want to have a rant learn to spell you dumb fuck!!

  • @PICKUPMYSOAP Lol, Learn to spell if you want to have a rant!! you dumb fuck!! by astralian I believe you mean Australian, wuold - would (spelt that wrong twice you half wit), lick - like?, crown - croud? teth - teeth? and when you say you would tie him to a pick up truck and take him to the forest I guess you redneck mother fuckers would rape his ass!!

  • @barnzee73 crown? croud? or maybe its crowd..... if we gunna pick up on others spelling first we need to learn ourselfs

  • @daveybremner Lol, got me on that one, croud makes no sense what so ever, thats beer and trying to spell!!

  • i can't tell what the difference is between american and australian humor besides the laughing at yourself thing. i'm american and i dont see the difference.

    No one else can help me out. Can anyone here?

  • Americans laugh at themselves all the time, but only when they're the ones making the joke. It's when people from other countries make fun of us that we get all pissy.

  • I am American by birth and whether some dumb fucks believe it, by choice. I love to listen to humor from other countries, even if my country is the butt of it because I have an actual sense of humor.

    Kevin is fucking hilarious! Him and his brother Crocodile Dundee

  • @cowbiker bet your from New York though ;) hahaha

  • @cowbiker good on ya mate..after all it is only humour...we are as close as ever and still share so much in common

  • @cowbiker Not Crocodile Dundee - Mike Dundee

  • septic tank - yank

    sherman tank - yank, wank

    same thing!

  • i'm irish and our sense of humour is very close to the australians. we can laugh at ourselves(hence the "thick irish jokes" we find funny,(as long as they are funny and not just lazy replicas of classic jokes). kev wilson is a legend here!!!

  • Oh come on, stop taking everything so seriously. Every country makes fun of other countries.

    My boyfriend is British and I'm American, and he jokes about me not getting British humor, but I don't go cry about it. I'm trying to get used to it, and once you start to, it's pretty damn funny.

  • *weak voice * for a bloke that dont like vilolence i get hit alot :Slol

  • IM TELLING BORDER PATROLE!!!!

  • each countries have it own humor

    British-Monty python,Mr bean,Benny hill etc

    American have the Simpson and many other show

  • nobody is american by choice!!

  • @pauldude007 Tell that to the border patrol

  • Its called TAKING THE PISS. In Australia, you take the piss out of everything, including your mates. As for who invented what first or who topped the class in fucken grammar school, I couldnt give a flying fuck. Stop taking yourselves so seriously.

  • for a bloke that don't like violence i get hit a lot

  • Everyone giving Americans shit gets really old on the internet. Don't judge an entire country based on a few select idiots. Every single American yourist I've met here in Aus has been a champ.

  • I'm not feeling the love around here

  • I'm american & proud of it. I like KBW & don't take offense to his jokes. I do take offense to all the wankers & jackoffs who are posting on here or who think that America sucks & everyone hates us. I wish we'd just bring all our troops home, close our borders, & let the world take care of their own problems, but we can't do that because everytime something happens somewhere in the world, those who hate us always call us begging for our help. If your gonna ask for help, don't complain about us.

  • @telgar69 Begging for your help? I'm pretty sure Iraq didn't ask for America's help. Your country invaded Iraq because the American government claimed Iraq was in possession of WMD, which they didn't. So tell me, why shouldn't the rest of the world complain about you?

  • true true true. i hate americans. think the own the world

  • @kawasaki2948 fuck you

  • @kawasaki2948 fuck you who says we don't

  • Everybody in the world thinks their country is superior to America. It's what we call low self esteem, if you truly were better then you wouldn't have to compare. Nobody goes around saying, "I really hate Bangladesh". Yes continue to hate America while you choke down a hamburger, listen to rock and roll, and wear your bluejeans you idiots.

  • @ncub8 so true. i dont hate america coz spain rocks, so no inferiority complex. funny how french and english people hate the us... i dont quite no why aussies hate the us, as australia is an amazing country, no need for all that bs

  • @ncub8

    the Hamburger, frfom a German invention

    Rock & Roll, which eould not have existed without music from Africa, Ireland and Scotland

    Blue Jeans, from French and Italian inventions

    consider where the enshrined hallmarks of your 'civilization' originated, and careful you don't fall off that high horse.

  • @MentalBadger ohh nice but rock & roll and blue jeans would never have exsited were it not from the thoughts and minds of thouse who loved america a bunch of eruo-trash like you slfe could not think of it. by the way you can thank us for the plain, the T.V., and rocket purpolsion

  • @ajrk95

    I assume you mean 'plane, as in aeroplane, not an expanse of open grassland, while manned powered flight was first accomplished by the americans, powered flight was first engineered by an englishman.

    Television was invented by a Scot

    And rocket propulsion was first invented by the Chinese, then perfected by the Germans.

    Any other innacurate, poorly spelled rhetoric you wish to spew forth?

  • @MentalBadger oh thats nice how you used spellcheck to fix up your comment but for rockets i was talking about Robert H. Goddard you know who invented the first liquid fueled rocket, and though a scotsman invented the first tv it was a american who invented the first well working and Reliable tv, and the Wright Brothers first engineered any sort of flight besides the air baloon which only works depanding souly on air current. also we would like a thank you note for the light bulb too

  • @ajrk95 That would be the electric light bulb, patented by Sunderland born Sir Joseph Swan in 1878, a year before Edison?

  • @ajrk95 If you are going to pick on peoples spelling it would help if your comment had no spelling errors in it. By depanding I assume you mean depending and by when you say souly I presume you mean solely. Best for the pot not to call the kettle black.

  • @edaj84 and @ajrk95. is there any real point in either of you arguing about who invented what and who is spellchecking what and all this crap? this is a very good vid and a hilarious comedian and you gits are ruining the entire thing. bugger off somewhere else to do your arguing you pansies.

  • @ebiltommy I am aware of the humour and enjoyed the video, I do however find it rather amusing when people try to correct other peoples errors while making plenty of their own. I made one comment only in regards to this, perhaps you could direct your anger at the 2 people who seem to have a long running argument. And ruining it all? maybe you should just watch the vid and not read comments then.

  • lmao Love it.

  • Me mum was an Aussie, (and she would have shit bricks at Kev) but I just love him and 'is brilliant daughter, Jenny Talia...

    But then I'm only half Yank, what do I know?

  • This is supposed to be a representation of 'Aussie' humor?

    Tragic, very tragic

  • @joecoolsvette Hmm...I wonder what country YOU'RE from.

  • @joecoolsvette Exactly.

  • "fuck I was real drunk - i was full as a bishops ball bag" LMAO!!!

  • American humor seems so obvious and plain to me.

    Im British

  • @nickidee15 oh realy beacus british culture seems so tedious and boring to me

  • I have spent tons of time in OZ, and love Australian humor. Fuck off you cunts if you don't think all Americans don't have one.

  • Americans are dumb cunts with horrible "Dont make fun of me" senses of humor. It's fuckin true, I know cuz I live here. I see the shit first hand.

  • I like you.

  • @Declan455 what are you fucking taking about we make fun of ourselfs all the time but it's people like you who contantly take a joke and fuck with it and fuck with until it's not a joke anymore but an insult

  • haha A grade fur hahaha

  • big kev's our fukin idol and main inspiration !!!! keep it up kev ............. oh and continue with the songs too haha !!!

  • I wish I could say the chair in the dark room joke wasn't true.

  • lolz i love kevin hes one of the best comedians of ever

  • Well it made me laugh. The comments section has just enhanced the experience and made me laugh even more!

    It's like being back at school....my nation is better than your nation so ner. Do grow up and stop showing yourselves up.

  • this guy is a master mind. i'd go drinking with em. love the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F thing

  • fucking hilarious

  • by the way swineflu if you come out in rashers go to the doctors for some oikment .

  • swineflu get a life mate .. the guy looks at life and laughs .we should all do that...the legend only tries to show people to laugh at themselves. try and smile for one day mate. he is the best comedy act ever. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

  • Brilliant... ^^ lolz

  • Popular culture is born out of America; out of Los Angeles. America is retarded but so is Canada, Britain, Australia, and pretty much every first world country. The narcism and stupidity of us Americans is only magnified because America is the entertainment, political, and financial capital of the world.

  • YOU SIR ARE A FUCKING GIRL. SHUT UP!!!

  • maybe so but on the whole, the humour is shit lol

  • I'm not saying the humor isn't shit I'm just saying that most pop entertainment shat out of most countries is complete shit. Though I'll admit that America probably has the market on producing the most of it. It's a combination of our pathetic education system and anti-intellectual subculture (conservatives.)

  • pop from any country is shit, one thing americans are the miles in front of in any country is marketing like you say. they'd sell a crap sandwich if they could

  • We Southerners are a lot more like Brits and Aussies than Northerners. We're direct descendants of Scots, Brits and some Aussies in many cases, so our sense of humor is more like theirs. Northerners, Midwesterners and Far Westerners are more the PC crowd here in the States (though not always). I think Kev is piss funny and listen all I can every chance I get.

  • I dig the Kev-meister aka Gecko Dundee and I'm an American.

  • how the fuck do you do that you have no sense of humour?

  • if you like kevin bloody wilson you should check out another guy called rodney rude. hes a real funny bastard like kev

  • yer both great!

  • Love Australian humour, love American's proving they have none even more.

  • yeah me to

  • This is australian humour. your all fucking idiots !

  • hes so right

  • I'm a american by birth not by choice but I love Kevin Fuckin "Bloody" Wilson. If kev is the norm for most of the population of australia then every one of bastards are all right by me. And to all you american cunts who can't take a joke or find kev offensive I got five words for ya, PISS OFF YOU FUCKING WANKERS!!!

  • If u r american then I'm impressed. They do tend to take themselves way too seriously. BTW reading ur profile u sound extremely interesting !

  • your american and your saying cunt?!?!?!

    i got yelled at on xbox live for saying it in a game of halo cause some cunt killed me

    and a dude yelled at me for it

    stupid sook

    haha

    good work (Y)

  • @kazaganthi Amen!

  • @kazaganthi hahah i fuckin hate americanss too but ur a prize yank mate fuckin awsome wish the rest of em were mor like this

  • @kazaganthi in kevs own words, for people who cant take a joke like this, DILLIGAF

  • @kazaganthi hey, im american. this is funny shit. i love brit and aussie humor. im not really as american as i was born xD monty python ftw

  • americans should all die

  • yes

  • Enjoy it guys .Enjoy him for what he is. A BLOODY funny comedian

  • yeah for all americans listenin we dont hate you lot, we just love making jokes :P so crack a beer (real beer :P) and have a laugh

  • I'm American. I love this guy. He's not kiddin' alot of us can't take a joke. Too bad eh? Right on Kevin!

  • I'm an American, and I feckin' luv KBW. Hey Kev mate, I'm Mick's cousin! I faaht like a feckin' 2 stroke 'Arley ah do. Hell, me 'n' Mick're Weapons o' Mass Defecation, we lot. Light off a feckin' match 'round either of us, ye take yer life in yer own 'ands. Later mate!

  • ha funny stuff.

    jokes are jokes, kids! enjoy!

  • You guys need to lighten up. Aussies don't hate Americans (well maybe some do but I am sure that some Americans can't stand Aussies either. Kevin is a funny Aussie and like all comedians he just works the crowd for laughs. Don't take what he says to heart. And if you don't like his humour then you don't have to listen to him. Have a good day.

  • @wildcolonial49 "Aussies don't hate Americans"-except the 100 or so Aussies who wrote things like "I fucking hate Yanks" "they should all die" on this message board and so many hundreds of others. Australians do hate Americans and never try to hide it. But you hate the British, Indians, Japanese, Chinese, African blacks, Aborininal blacks-basically everyone so who cares anyway?

  • lol this guy is a fucking legend a fuckin ausie legend

  • HAHA

  • American humour is mostly boring. :P Everytime I watch american comedy series and the people is laughing I just don't get what's fun. x3 They're laughing at everything.

    - Hello my name is blablabla

    *people laughing their asses off* or something xD

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  • what are you talking about you yank.you fuckers use laugh tracks on every fucking sitcom you have.you fuckers need laugh tracks to know when to laugh.

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  • Because you lack wit my friend come back and laugh at yourself for a change dumbass!!

  • I thought this was very funny, I am an american,and I do not like what our government does and it saddens me that you hate us all...Please know that I do not hate you and I do not believe that we should try to save the world..and I am not a hero nor do I present myself as one..

    I am sorry you dislike us so..Please do not let politics cloud your perception of us. We are not all like our government...Some of us are full of love...

  • we dont hate use at all

    its just entertaining how differant you are to us

    i have a lot of friends that are americans

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  • I feel another war of words brewing

  • your a typical red blooded hick.get over it we hate yanks you guys can't even point out another country on a world map.

  • LOL I know, I mean having been a training officer in the royal signals as an Communication Systems Engineer, having been to Sandhurst, the main quality they ask for is a sense of humour.

    Its funny as hell when you make a comment about a Yank on here and they take the wrong side all the time get the whole idea of what your saying wrong, lol.

  • @8534964 We could point out Japan on a map and you Aussies ought to be thankful that we could. Cuz your buddies the Brits just left you hanging.

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  • cant wait till u can spell WAIT!

  • @carlo4528

    they think they won the vietnam war the dicks

  • @carlo4528 you couldnt be any more wrong. u probably havent traveled as mch as you say. people hate american culture? could you tell me the percentage of american movies shown in ANY cinema in the world (definitely >50%)? how many american comedy shows are being broadcast on your tv right now? have you ever heard of a country that doesnt like the NBA?

    And this comes from a spaniard. you hate the us so much because you want your country to be like theirs so bad. i smell inferiority complex here

  • @akukukaka...... What's the NBA ??

    

  • @lemartin69 its like a fishnet used to catch fish

  • @lemartin69 look it up

  • @akukukaka Exactly

  • @carlo4528 no we don't think were heros but we know that baseball, football, and basketball are a hell of alot better than soccer and cricket also that you british fuckers are all stupid fucking fags that mess with countries that have nucular fucking wepons and could wipe out you retarded country with one bomb

  • @ajrk95 Always a "but", eh?

    Get off your high horse.

  • Even the dictionary says that a "Yank" is a sudden jerk.

  • jealous???? LOL i think most of the world "hates" america

  • fucking yanks they are all fucking up themself (this is my parody os neil armstrong on the moon) "DO NOT EAT THE MOON! the moon is not made of cheese!"

  • "Y'all from Scotland?"

    Well I'm English and when I was in America they all thought I was Australian.

  • only one thing to say LMAO

  • i hate americans they think they are the greatest when they are just fat disfunctional crackheads that are inbred humourless trailerpark nigga pimps n hoes and basically if u aint in a trailer park ya in a project fuckin scruffy oiks

  • don't hold back ... let it all out

  • haha you hate americans but you wont hesitate in listening to alicia keyes. when i hate something, like really, i avoid it completely.

    just a couple of holes in your points though...NASA arent dysfunctional, paris hilton isnt fat, alexis bledel is not a crackhead. people who generalise like that are stupid, seriously thick-arsed retarded. keep your mouth shut mate

  • I don't want to contribute to a word war here and no offence but you do realise the irony of your post right? I mean.. You did just generalise.. *cowers behind sofa*

  • i guess i did mate, so i suppose im thick-arsed stupid. i only said what i said to hammer home a point. it pisses me off when people make such obviously wrong generalisations. like when people say "all americans are fat" and then have a go at nicole ritchie or miley cyrus for being skinny, i mean fucking come on! same as when people say "americans are stupid" NASA??? NASA is one of the greatest achievements in humam history! and im pretty sure they dont hire high school drop outs. im english btw

  • NASCAR, spas nugget.

  • Take the piss out of English "Celebs" for there weight. Victoria Beckham for being to skinny and Vanessa Feltz being too fat.

  • So I'm guessing you've never been to the States.....

  • @flossybob what cunt of a world are you living in i live in australia and ive lived in america its not like that at all

  • mint!

  • american humour is like child humour

    they laugh at things like someone falling over

    oh yeah hilarious!!!

  • Mister sweeping generalisation!

  • Yeh well its pretty darn true!

  • Tell that to Neil Simon.

  • good aussie

  • That was funny have to say like lol

  • F*cken Oath! 100%

  • I am so damn tired of looking at the comments section of youtube and finding it almost invariably ends up being a battle of nations. Why can't we all just get along.

  • I think it's because they have to much time on their hands and get bored ....so they write a comment that pisses people off and see what kind of reaction they get

    though i didn't think it would of come to this when I posted it