Dax Flame's First Poem Video! (The Alley)

[fuckdaskets25]

3 up to 8 watch him beatbox

[fuckdaskets25]

I hope he becomes a gangsta rapper

[jessgracedavidson]

omg press 9 really fast

[1rocks90]

@jessgracedavidson omg press 6 really fast

[jordan3425]

hello eli manning

[18efc78cam]

hahaha when he nodded at the end it was like he was saying "Awww yeah, i just threw that shit down!!"

[18efc78cam]

i cant wait for his movie to come out!!! i think it's coming out in March!!! :D

[nilepwnsu]

@18efc78cam He's in a movie? Tell me the deetz.

[InvisionThat]

What in the fuck

[Annabunk132]

am I the only one who felt like he did that on the spot? lol, soo bad but hilarious!! :D

[Monkeyboi4567]

What happened to him? Where's he ay now?

[imax221]

it's like he is speaking to my soul

[TheMjmoonwalker2]

i dont even think he knows what hes talking about

[ProfoundComedyStudio]

:29-40 ----- He is SPEAKING IN TONGUES!

[ProfoundComedyStudio]

I think Daxflame just accomplished, in 55 seconds, what James Joyce was going for in Finnegans Wake.

[ProfoundComedyStudio]

This is absolutely paradigm-shattering. I don't know what poetic/literary devices he is using. I really don't. neckt, geckt, ingasect - I don't know. All I know is that it works and these words have haunted my consciousness ever since I heard them. He is a trailblazer.

[xxtoonlinkxx]

the alley, is just like a valley only shalled shally shall he? a stray cat, next to a noctournal bat so many different animals, which one is correct? the strict is like the motor checked but who knows the way to wrecked? necked, flecked, ingasect, Insects!...are just little bugs bugs are just little things and things are little toys. -awkward silence-

[AssChives]

shut the fuck up man... you're not Doctor Seuss

[yoxredwolf]

seriously u need to go on malcolm in the middle

[L3GOM3N]

WERE R YOU!!!???!!!! my days just dont feel as good with out a new Dax Flame video!! :(

[1Dmitrievna]

O.o what were u doin before u recited ur poem u got bed hair boo ;)

[nggirl]

COME BACK, WE MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amozoness6]

from transcribe audio: 'and pains are just little police' .. he is truly the dante of our age

[reluctantminstrel]

interesting

[lsdmolelekki]

AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHHA

[gerotop]

XD EPIC

[starwarscary]

fuck you

[peekoispet]

I thought it said. "Dax Flames First Porn Video!"

[r4ndom7000]

This is deep.

[MrACP5]

daxflame is brilliant, hilarious! this is one of his best yet.

[ziwzihizwiz]

som eof the funniest shit on youtube

[TheKnerdd]

Everything makes sense now

[goddessdianamoon]

stealing it

[W8ter5]

MIND = BLOWN

[ArmyGirlAllTheWay]

...........wtf........-_-

[roarface1993]

Every time I hear that last line it cracks me up so fucking much.

[Doxyh]

google thinks toys is police lol

[Doxyh]

google thinks to rect is temperature

[BenTheWierdo]

Masterpiece...true brilliance

[OmegaMonk93]

the ancient you tube stars

[Nitonogol]

Some insects are BIG BUGS

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

achers police.

[helter1234]

This is so deep Walt Whitman eat your heart out.

[ComicalFilms1]

I freaking love how he says "Bugs"

But on the other hand, He sucks at every thing

[UGADawgs555]

the dramatic head turn is classic.

[2Boios]

omg i love your poem!!!!!!!!!!

[UGLYRAED]

he needs to make more videos......

[Nintendocoar]

@UGLYRAED yupp

[dstdvl]

Brilliant! Super! You are a shining light!

[Cowsilencer08]

I loled

[SecretDreamer12]

'and things are just little toys' Well. I'll play with either, your thing OR your toy. ;P

[timballs]

You remind me of the log lady

[AutomatonGames]

toys (police)

[EnptNptBMXers]

0:47 you are a pedofile

[PastulioProductions]

@EnptNptBMXers no you just think like one

[EnptNptBMXers]

you suck

[FunnyJunkTV]

So many different animals... WHICH ONE CAN I TAKE?

[Purpleballadventures]

he had a tough night

[FreddieHighmoreLove]

im gonna marry him i know it :D

[SecretDreamer12]

@FreddieHighmoreLove D:

[TheZOOYORKsk8ter]

"and things are just little toys" haha what the f**k

[mucalinda]

Deep, very deep.

[274ocean]

im never going in a alley again!

[274ocean]

im offically never going in a alley again!

[sk8rman632]

things are just little toys

[xSpiritomb]

I just noticed that there is no 0:54

[connorXpierce]

Brilliant.

[kenyangyal]

I can relate to this poem.

[kzwj]

i only clicked because i thought it said "daxflames first PORN video"

[CHiLLiNzzz]

thats not an alley behind u its a fucking building and there are not so many animals in an alley new york all there is is maybe rats

[awtst5]

@RobloxianApocalypse He's acting bud. Stop trying to make yourself sound intelligent. I think everyone pretty much understands by now that it's all an act. He must be the greatest actor there is because he sure fooled you haha.

[inlinefanatic]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHA­AAAAAA



[godswordpker99]

Everyone who listened to this "poem" has now become 99% Dumber.

[IAMTHECOONMKAY]

salid...... salid...... saliy, but who no's which way to erect...... WTF !! lol lol lol that was the shittest poem ive ever heard :L

[18efc78cam]

quality



[SeaGreenCP]

Insects are just little bugs.

[baztheraz06]

Loved the head whip in the beginning. I miss you Daxflame.

[lukeisareilly]

I saw the greatest minds of my generation....

[Cypherthefox1]

Ah, fartinhaler is making new special slam poetry!

[choggerboom]

My outlook on life has taken a 180.

[mindmusic90]

i love his hand gestures during the strect is just like them overchecked. facial expressions are great too.

[lizzymonk11]

And things are just little toys.

The profound story of my life.

[TheLandWin]

SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSN­APSNAP

[peekoispet]

Mect Flect Indasect

[thesparta1812]

transcribe audio says "archer police" at the end Lol

[Gerald45]

@thesparta1812 LOL

[ChickertyChina]

Dax .. Check out these 2 Australian Comedic Characters Russell Coyt and Norman Gunstan I think their humor will appeal to you.

[neonemu]

Oh my god... turn on Transcribe Audio and watch this. Holy freaking hell. Mind. Blown.

[hiney2002]

i actually feel enlightened

[kannie89]

I miss daxflame :-(

[kannie89]

Lol

[rockkyle]

0:29 the movercheckht

[x900lbGorillax]

lol! This guy reminds me of like a modern day Andy Kaufman.

[N33RClan]

Wat the this guyz ugly.

[Rush1013]

@N33RClan

"Wat the this guyz ugly", the most intelligent comment in the history of youtube.

[ferbe1776]

genius, period

[TheCHproductionsride]

??????????? is he serious or being funnyyyy

[timlbs]

V for VICTORY! infowars.com

[BryanB1300]

I love the hair - looks like Morrissey

[revvah]

hahaha with captions archers police

[CommAnd3rX10]

Dude. He's too good at this stuff.

[moonlightsanota]

don't make up words.

[wiiagent]

interesting. but to much rhyming!

[wowimcoolya]

wtf is this shit

[peekoispet]

Watch this with subtitles...Its even more funny.

[Orkomagic]

I now know why butterflies fly. Thanks, Dax.

[voidofambition]

too deep for me

[eagleking43]

dude i was a fan of you but after the first two lines it made me sick i actually write poems my self and it just made me sick im not a fan of you anymore

[Danthedeipnosophist]

@eagleking43 don't be such a little bitch

[IScreamForiIceCream]

This beautiful poem opened up my mind to the true meaning of life. Thank you.

[blabliblublablo]

lyrics please :D

[drester12]

are you french?

[ZuLu32z]

its all a lie

[ViViBi27]

hahaaha

[shotputndisc]

this is the stupidest poem ive ever heard. now daxflame i shall tell you why. none of it went together and it made no sense

[AngryMuffinGuy]

SO MANY DIFFERENT ANIMALS, BUT WHICH ONE IS CORRECT?

[maozebong100]

@AngryMuffinGuy

lmao

[cantanstrophe]

Insects are just little bugs. Bugs are just little things. And things... are just little toys.

[astrosown]

that was actually pretty deep

[YngwiesDaughter13]

this is just... i dont even

[DappleFreshe]

PLEASE MAKE MORE I WAS IN TEARS AT THIS! LOVE YOU DAX FLAME!

[0puddle0]

u look hot here

[homeschoolNinja]

"who knows which way to rect?"

I was like, whoa man, that's deep.

[blackratchet1]

plz hurry up and make a new vid dax it's been what 5 months im waiting HURRY

[blackratchet1]

insect's are just little bug's bug's are just little thing and thing are just little toys

[AcidVermilion]

We can conclude from Daxflame's wisdom that ingesects are the same as little toys.

[BryanB1300]

@AcidVermilion Very nicely drawn logic

[alienlegion]

Sally. by Gracie fields

[sanman312]

Someone needs to remake this into a rap, dax is brilliant

[WinterTroll]

I swear I thought it said 'my first porn video'. Only reason I clicked.

[JeffroTV]

Where is your new video's?

[ShadeRain]

thumbs up if daxflame should make a rap vid :D

[MallratFilms]

@ShadeRain my name is dax flame MOTHAFUCKA and im here to say....

[strangemoosh]

absolute genius. i would pay to see you on tv

[finley4545]

tht made my ears heart and i think i lost sight in my right up.. thumps up ;)

[brazilian99]

His parents are brother and sister

[tjpld]

Fag

[thebigcheez2001]

things r little toys so true

[SpWatcher17]

this is beautiful

[assinator]

This changed my life.

[Chad4005]

Anyone who actually thinks this is clever or well writen,is really fuckin' retarded.

[DawidGAMBINO]

@Chad4005

And for thinking anyone who says it is clever or well-written is being serious, you must be fuckin' retarded too.

[Chad4005]

@DawidGAMBINO Did I point out anyone who said it was clever? I just said whoever REALLY thinks this is clever or well written is really fuckin' retarded.

[Sleetytoaster]

@Chad4005 Have fun and stop being a douche...

[alephx01]

WTF

[Koolaidstain1]

Hilarious

[KimmieTheGreat36]

So insightful

[LaNeiiiNa]

SA doi etre un fou lui

[IbanezJoey]

ಥ_ಥ So beautiful...

[limpviscid]

that was 'in the alley' by steve brule

[MagnesiumMichael]

Likin the hair. Makes you look like an eccentric poet. You honestly made me believe "moverchect" was a legitimate poetic word for a second there.

[learnhowtolaughTV]

Insects are just little bugs. Bugs are just little things. And things are just little toys. ?

[MsKatieV]

YOU'RE REALLY HOT.

[bench]

@MsKatieV i hope your joking

[MDIVISIONRULES]

Nice hairstyle Dax.Looks so....poetic let's say

[NotToImply]

Just little things!

[yerboimikeyt]

0:15 is my favorite part

[TheFree99]

Nóx! I know our out there! I laughed but I'm not connecting as to why this was so funny you linked it i the WOW forums.

[Orkomagic]

So freakin' awesome. I like the voice inflections like he's at a coffee shop poetry reading. Damn Dax you're coolio.

[subrosian]

XD at the randomness of the last line

[thebandz]

*plays with an insect*

[indieboi100]

You should do the voice for Mac's.

[xRejectedJessikax]

Literature has died right in front my eyes.

[TheRejectionHotline]

Daxflame is a brilliant actor and poet. He should really win an award... The haters can screw eachother.. Long live Daxflame!!!

[GangstaClown678]

mect flect ingasect

[HalfSharkGator]

handsome

[yingt0theyang]

first 3 lines are the best

[jakesinjapan]

beautiful

[JackIsPuzzled]

you sir make shakespere suck