What a great book. I've heard the rumor it might be made into a film, I really hope so. Plus, that kid with the glasses should be in films. Is he a model? What a great bone structure.
ok my 14 (98) yr old dog is werewolf because nothing worked until i said wolf or deer.....SO THATS WHY SHE STILL RUNS!! i figured why she is still 2(14) inside thats what the vet said funny she won't hurt me calm down she only SLEEPS AT DAY AND AWAKE AT NIGHT!!!
@caesaraugustus33 i wish my tv were a robot cause im a pixie and my gay wand/dildo isnt enough to fight off the pornstars¬_¬ they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but thats bullshit the pixie code said so ...
Yup, dogs are just a sub-species because their behaviors are so separate from Wolves that they became their own subsidy. This only happened because some guy back in the day thought "let's tame a wolf" and that eventually became a dog.
So every dog would have a small sample of wolf gene ^^
mebey you should say"I'm a fucking idiot to your dog" and see if it responds-or instead of cheesburger-how about dipshit or whacko,lol Love the comment about wookies-that's funny,I heard big foot is actually a fat chick that has never shaved and runs nude in the forest eating halucinigenic mushrooms,haha
BRILLIANT. Genius, really. Amazing. Perhaps you can answer this question, is Bigfoot a Wookie or are they too different animals? We eagerly, eagerly await your response! Lives depend on your answer!!!!
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dont look a strange dog in the eyes lol but you SHOULD be able to look your own dog in the eyes... if not then you should evaluate your status as "Pet/Owner" and decide who is running the show.... if its your dog then yeah he'll probably challenge you for staring at him!
i'm happy to say my dogs, while not were wolves, are very empathetic, and dont seem to care for cheese burgers.... gives'm gas ya know.
Howling is a form of communication for dogs. Some dogs like to bark and some like to howl; some do both! What the howl may be trying to communicate is a different story.
This is a really fantastic book, Sharp Teeth. I like the character Anthony who works at the animal control center. I am hoping the video will post to my blog soon
This funny promo video for the book _Sharp Teeth_ is awesome. But the book is so so cool - highly recommend it to anyone interested in horror or noir or LA. Great story so far. Best thing I've read in about 2 years.
Cute vid, but the mentioned website doesn't seem to go anywhere...
YManCyberDude 4 months ago
Shhiiiiiiittt I gotta blow my dogs head off now wit a shogun cuz hes a wherwolf... lol jk.
Mmmmmm hammburgerrrrr
Kdx20043 6 months ago
Lol
Bucklover4 9 months ago
What a great book. I've heard the rumor it might be made into a film, I really hope so. Plus, that kid with the glasses should be in films. Is he a model? What a great bone structure.
methbreath 11 months ago
when i said cheezburger one of my dogs ears went back but one of em stayed firm is she a half werewolf that would be so cool
darthvadersaprentise 1 year ago
that wold be prietty odd considering my dog is a poodle O_e
spazlolramma 1 year ago
I pity anyone who ever tries to read 'Sharp Teeth'.
I picked it up a few years back 'cause it looked cool because of the marketting and the novelty of a book in poem-form.
It turned out to just be reeeaaaally poorly written smut. xD
AlaskaWolf 1 year ago
Cheeseburger.LOL
Mustang4Alex 2 years ago
1 thing, dogs and wolves can't be werewolves.
wolffy06 2 years ago
my pomeranian is a werewolf.
lycanlover123 2 years ago
ok my 14 (98) yr old dog is werewolf because nothing worked until i said wolf or deer.....SO THATS WHY SHE STILL RUNS!! i figured why she is still 2(14) inside thats what the vet said funny she won't hurt me calm down she only SLEEPS AT DAY AND AWAKE AT NIGHT!!!
freakurmind936393 2 years ago
@freakurmind936393 have u heard of nocturnal! have you heard of retarded! well ur dog is nocturnal and ur retarded! congratz!!!!
SuperNateclark 1 year ago
OMG MY DOG SHADOW IS A WERE WOLF
CATACDC101 2 years ago
ummmm my dog probably IS a werewolf because I tried the cheeseburger nachos thing and it worked.
lycanlover123 2 years ago
thats cool and funny!
DavidDinse 2 years ago
im part were wolf
stupiedyo 2 years ago
damn vampires
MiningDemons 2 years ago 2
My dog always howls at night and it looks like a wolf!
kblively 3 years ago
i wish my dog were a werewolf cause i'm a vampire and he could protect me during the day
caesaraugustus33 3 years ago 6
Makes sense.
Hamburgler55 3 years ago
@caesaraugustus33 i wish my tv were a robot cause im a pixie and my gay wand/dildo isnt enough to fight off the pornstars¬_¬ they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but thats bullshit the pixie code said so ...
SuperNateclark 1 year ago
dogs descended from wolves
caesaraugustus33 3 years ago
Yup, dogs are just a sub-species because their behaviors are so separate from Wolves that they became their own subsidy. This only happened because some guy back in the day thought "let's tame a wolf" and that eventually became a dog.
So every dog would have a small sample of wolf gene ^^
codfreak38 2 years ago 2
Rofl, my little brother is a werewolf!=D
CheeseGeneration 3 years ago 5
His ears point backward when you say "Cheeseburger"...? XD
HerEyesWereWild 2 years ago
hahahahahaha thats awesome ***** hhahahaha
AndrewSun15 3 years ago
mebey you should say"I'm a fucking idiot to your dog" and see if it responds-or instead of cheesburger-how about dipshit or whacko,lol Love the comment about wookies-that's funny,I heard big foot is actually a fat chick that has never shaved and runs nude in the forest eating halucinigenic mushrooms,haha
84efgb 3 years ago
the reson my dogs not a werewolf is because hmm i dont know mayble the simple fact that dogs and wolves are hmm i dont o yea DIFFRENT ANIMALS
megamanthehitman 3 years ago
BRILLIANT. Genius, really. Amazing. Perhaps you can answer this question, is Bigfoot a Wookie or are they too different animals? We eagerly, eagerly await your response! Lives depend on your answer!!!!
tobybarlowny 3 years ago
i dont know nothing about bigfoot and wookies
megamanthehitman 3 years ago
my ex-wife is a wookie,lol
84efgb 3 years ago
lol
megamanthehitman 3 years ago
lol
FlammingGuitarDudes 3 years ago
i love that star wars word
Mustang4Alex 2 years ago
thats awsome,lol ;D
84efgb 3 years ago
that was stupid
but still kind of funny
alan166444 3 years ago
omg my cat is a wherewolf
askkopp 3 years ago
lawl
mp3dog101 3 years ago
I think my cocker spaniel is a werewolf.
jeepsteve 3 years ago
i think my parakeet is a werewolf...o_0
ZzzDecemberzzZ 3 years ago
his ear pointed backwards?
nocturn1994 1 year ago
my dog has all the sighns!
well, go'n gettn ma elephant gun.
brendonlc123 3 years ago 2
:D Haha.. Lol :D
Devilslovely12345678 3 years ago
that was kinda weird
PeeteyPsketches 3 years ago
wow...
-.-
kingof7souls 3 years ago
HOW PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paganist666 3 years ago
wheres the nearest animal control center =/
gickymobile1 3 years ago
cheeseburger ummmmmmmmmmmm
futurefate2 3 years ago
nice!
MuzzlyMuz 3 years ago
haha! nice
blacksavengers8 3 years ago
awesome dogs
Newbpwng 3 years ago
was that a fake commercial, was it for real, oh my god, i have to kill my dog, bye tony iam sorry pal
DONRONJOHN 3 years ago
thats funny bye bye dog :))
nevercomer 3 years ago
i love dog. they are adorable
blueno555 3 years ago 2
those are some cute werewolves
metaphysikz101 3 years ago 2
your dog is a werewolf, werewolf
turd132 3 years ago
Shlepps abound...
onenewshoe 3 years ago
not funny, but I have some kind of fetish for old timey video styles, so nice work!
PO0DGE 3 years ago
GAY!
NoobOnTheCob 3 years ago
same
koedus1ck 3 years ago
lol i'm gonna go say cheeseburger to one of my dogs and see what happens :)
snake8127 3 years ago 2
LMAO
Paganist666 3 years ago
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jaflood99 3 years ago
Ha ha, this is ten times as great if you've read the book. :D
Renwerx 3 years ago
a TAME WOLF WOULD NOT HURT YOU
cookieshaker 3 years ago
Don't worry. Close your eyes. Sleep well. If your dog is a werewolf you will suddenly realise it at night ;D
Paganist666 3 years ago 2
hahaha that was just too funny!
stuckinouterspace 3 years ago
DONT LOOK STRAIT IN THE EYES OF YOUR DOG I DID IT AND HE ATTACKED BUT IT WAS NOT MY DOG!!!
I WARN YA DONT DO IT!!!
i think its a instinkt thingy like... you want to fight this dog
jrompe 3 years ago
dont look a strange dog in the eyes lol but you SHOULD be able to look your own dog in the eyes... if not then you should evaluate your status as "Pet/Owner" and decide who is running the show.... if its your dog then yeah he'll probably challenge you for staring at him!
i'm happy to say my dogs, while not were wolves, are very empathetic, and dont seem to care for cheese burgers.... gives'm gas ya know.
Dogote82 3 years ago
oke... but i like cheese burgers!
jrompe 3 years ago
I have a question, how come my dog kept howling in the morning?? its very unlikely of her.
FellinBucket 3 years ago
Howling is a form of communication for dogs. Some dogs like to bark and some like to howl; some do both! What the howl may be trying to communicate is a different story.
JohnnyD1116 3 years ago
WEREWOLF!!! WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!
gatohombre072 3 years ago
good video ahahahahah its jokes
henzo7 3 years ago
lol I loved the "ordinary man" voice Xd it went perfectly with the video!
And I laughed when the said "now say the following words, Cheeseburger...... Nachos........ Rumsfeld.."
lol and the ballerina music in the background was funny.
PhiladelhiaWolf 3 years ago
my dog is not a werewolf woooot
insanescorpion 3 years ago
lol dont dogs ears do that when they hear Enything?
manatyson 3 years ago
I think that's the joke. -_-
Soytugitana 3 years ago
Nice guess LMAO
Paganist666 3 years ago
OMIGAWD!! My dog's a werewolf! @_@
haha that made me giggle
meroko15701 3 years ago
OH GOD MY DOG IS ONE OF THEM!!!
TonberryDrak 3 years ago
My response to Sharp Teeth? This lonely, neurotic suburban female searches Petfinderdotcom. Lark is out there . . .
Wzrdvoz 3 years ago
This is a really fantastic book, Sharp Teeth. I like the character Anthony who works at the animal control center. I am hoping the video will post to my blog soon
bookcalendar 3 years ago
This funny promo video for the book _Sharp Teeth_ is awesome. But the book is so so cool - highly recommend it to anyone interested in horror or noir or LA. Great story so far. Best thing I've read in about 2 years.
xmaswak 3 years ago