Texan cop screams like a girl

[SuperDaking13]

501 cops got clipped by a vehicle

[DIXIECONFEDERATEDAWG]

I LOVE OLD PEOPLE.....

[Texan2525]

This show is an insult to my intelligence this British narrator is highly annoying and retarded

[One3teen]

I can't wait until I'm that old so I can piss off cops and not get into trouble for it.

[stuartpatto1976]

Keystone cops lol..

[LazerRed02GTstang]

yeah how come that cop started running?

[jmecrg]

thats houston county GA not TX u dumb britt

[maniki2]

Texan cop screams like a girl ?the fuckin car hit that cop close enough to kill him.what to do; be recurrent in the balls and lights a cigarette;

[SirUncleCid]

I love the comments LoL

[zivkvic]

LoL.....

[MrWuldntulike2kno]

aaaahhh hahahahaha!

[The0chabo]

He got hit by a fucking car. I would have a fucking heartattack. He is lucky he don't get hurt.

[TheUNDEFEATED75]

no need for announcer to comment on such videos , makes it boring to watch

[34122fernando]

véio cego tá xeio por ae!! mas se o tira tivesse mais cuidado na beira de uma rodovia nada tinha acontecido vc tava no acostamento e vc invadiu o asfalto onde passa os carros

[civicruisin]

This announcer sucks

[HistoryHmoobGuy]

@civicruisin you mean the narrator ?

[civicruisin]

@HistoryHmoobGuy

Yes....

[pacotellez1]

that car was to close out of the lane, is dangerous to leave that mummy with a driver license any longer. it could be anyone fixing a flat tire ... then dead.

[inlovewithi]

I wonder how old that guy was. The video is from 92 also, must be looooong dead.

[RedxLilxSleepy]

lol his partner was fucking stupid

[HexagramMan]

lets put this fuckin announcer on a highway and clip him doing 80(mph fucking limey) watch the fuck ass piss himself. Also its not like there are no Mc donalds in the uk...

[Lemihn]

Nobody was hurt, and it wasn't intentional, so I say the shits funny

[wtl1964]

at first i was like how are they gana find that car then i saw how its a big yellow twinkie

[jimbo2150]

"Lets walk side-by-side along a busy freeway and expect not to get clipped by a vehicle." Not too bright.

[nicenormalguy20]

@jimbo2150 yeah ... don't look at the street to see what is there before you start Strolling along like a bad ass .. you might end up with a 60mph slap on the ass

[ryan270286]

@jimbo2150 Yes, but look at how far over the line the white car is.

[heyJustephan]

90ers later Bonnie und Clyde

[dbuschhorn]

It's not just the girlish scream... it's also the prancing after. Maybe being a cop makes him feel "dainty".

[billwho62]

If that was my car, and the cop scratched it, I'd be pissed enough to make him fix it. The cop was illegally parked. He should have made the other car pull off at an exit ramp. But these stupid assed cops think they know it all. After all, they think they are God Almighty himself and can do no wrong, and everything is somebody elses fault.

[bran094]

I would have done the same. Whoever says they wouldn't is an idiot. The officer could have lost his life. Possibly has a family, children. Obviously anyone would be scared from a near death experience. This is no joking matter, officers get killed very often by this. I did not find this funny at all. If you're thinking this is funny then grow the hell up

[billwho62]

@bran094 Why cant they pull off on a wide spot? Then the cops could live longer. As for his kids, who cares about a couple of future crack head/whores?

[Firestar2717]

wtf thats was funny as hell

[colklink70]

Loved the cop doing his sissy walk in the start of the video LOL

[npeacy]

sissy.haha

[justjosh0123]

Lol old people.

[mohamadalikazi]

LOL... 485 texans cant take a fucking joke.

[tukedmj]

i thought the car was a taxi

[sn9696]

Its the cops fault for pulling people over on the side of a dangerous highway,look how close the cop walks to the passing cars!

[MoominAndThePanda]

@sn9696

You still need to observe what that is going on around you. I Assume you don't own a drivers license

[nathrox2]

Can we find a new host please.

[iiNETFLIX]

just dont let old fuckers drive

[iaunn]

@iiNETFLIX you will be a old fucker one day. 

[tb0147896325]

How the FUCK is this funny? Dumbass host would probably piss his pants himself and needs to stfu.

[sushi81]

The brits are the best! LOL

[nyer070]

go get a life, this shit isn't even funny at all,,,, moron

[mufeez666]

i fucking hate this idiot brit host! 

[1994fishboy]

Hatin on Americans... Oh yeah... i forgot... every american eats mcdonalds, just like every british person has shitty ass teeth... this does nothing good.

[slave537]

@1994fishboy Don't forget they eat lots of bread, dont wash there hands, AND have EXTREMELY dirty teeth!

[ArmaEditor]

Anyone else find the 'narrator' annoying, that and in all of his videos he does not know what he is talking about.

[milldabeast519]

this buck tooth crooked eyed goof brit commentator is getting old

[Ry0wn]

Using a potentially deadly situation to stereotypically make fun of Americans... nice. And British humor is supposed to be the best in the world.

[Asstasticplastic2]

cop number one ran up to the car they had pulled over to return his information... dumbass spectator

[TigerMeadows]

Love it how the old guy sticks his hand in the hole in the trousers and the cop backs off all "get your old man hand out of my trousers!"

[easyway2001]

If they would have been any other race the cops would have threw them in jail for assault on a cop/ racist pigs I wish he would have gotten hit

[ctiscan]

Lol the way this guy talks about americans is hilarious talking the facts. Go narrator!

[TheJore16]

I would like to see the person speakin get side swiped by a car to see if he yells like a bitch.

Fukin idiot commentater

[TheMovieLinker]

If a male cop screams like a girl, will a female cop scream like a boy?

Where is confucius when you need him??

[fishmanMarch61]

It's good to see an outsider's view of we Americans.

[ctiscan]

@fishmanMarch61

You are not an american. You are a guy from the u.s. America is a continent don't be ignorant and make it worse.

[launchmusicc]

@ctiscan your comment is ignorant, you just said being in America doesn't make you American...

[fishmanMarch61]

@ctiscan

You are really bright. Real bright. Probably the brightest one in your special needs class, huh?

[Cshizzle94]

Screaming like a girl? I'd like you to risk your life as a highway patrol man. This video should be called "announcer fails at being funny"

[jedediahgrant]

Frankly more highway patrol cops die to getting hit by cars when at a traffic stop than bullets, so, not funny.

[TheHoodedHead]

He acts like a girl!

STFU you stupid Brits, as if your inbred nation had done anything right.

[kykim6440]

I think it's funny....but on the flip side...the officer's had a close call seeing Heaven to soon, which is not funny. :/

[andrademeza]

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, EVERYTHINGS BIGGER IN TEXAS, EXCEPT THEIR BALLS.

[N0Xyg3N]

fuck this narrator, everyone should scream for a thing like that, 2 seconds left and he was not screaming for the rest of his life.

[wannatroll]

@N0Xyg3N 2 seconds left. And about 2 meters earlier, right?

[deltaray3]

I lost it at Werther's Originals.

[banvir99999]

Screamed like a girl right. I wonder how the announcer would hold himself when he nearly gets run over.

[PepDawg7171]

OLD DRIVERS NEED TO BE OFF THE ROAD, ARE A CONSTANT DANGER WITH THE PERMANENT LOSS OF MOTOR SKILLS!

IF YOU PAY ATTENTION, THEY ARE ALWAYS CRASHING INTO BUILDING FROM HITTING THE GAS INSTEAD OF BREAK, AND RAMMING CROWDS OF PEOPLE WITH THIS FATAL ERROR.

LAWS ARE MEANT TO PROTECT US. IF YOU ARE DWI, YOU GO TO JAIL, IF YOU ARE OLD AND DRIVER PERMANENT DWI,...

[sciontcdude]

@PepDawg7171 some older drivers r better than younger drivers ..some younger drivers r better than older drivers...i dont think age should be a determining factor i think u should be tested more often though as you get older...also i believe that if you have a car with upgraded brakes and good tires and you can pass an ability test u should be able to get a special plate allowing u to go faster than someone else with a shitty car and shitty driver for instance jeff gordan in a lambo

[TacoBoyManThing]

i've been watching alot of crime shows like this in america, they're always respectful to the other countries they get their footage from

i hope this guy dies

[Tips247]

the special relationship??? your going abit too deep there man usa and britain arent lovers

[flyvibe71]

i'm actually shocked the cop didnt just pull out his weapon, and start firing into the car. i mean thats usually how they handle buisiness

[newkillergenius]

This cop thought he was going to go get in someone's face, until he sees it's just an older couple moving down the road. Stay the fuck out of the way, this won't happen, dummy.

[highgrove4514]

yes I agree this announcer sucks

[AnimeFanBadAsS]

he screamed because the car broke his arm? fuck tards

[Asstasticplastic2]

the other officer ran up to the car they had pulled over to give them their ID back and to tell them they are free to go.... dumb ass

[MagnusCattus]

This wasn't even a little funny, lets see you get nicked by a car and see if you don't make a noise.

[shacklock]

@MagnusCattus sure, walk close to the road why not?

[rd2fst]

@MagnusCattus well most people are smarter than to stand an inch away from the highway...

[67xn]

The Narrator of this show is an idiot. Like its like he reads from a script that's recorded and added later and he has not even watched the videos he's talking about.

[capitalismforme]

When you get to a certain age, you shouldn't be allowed to drive.

[Skin828]

Didnt your momma teach you to look both sides of the street before walking? lol

[mikeweinmeyer]

not an experienced officer, one should have been going around the other side anyways not both walking up driver side. police tactics 101

[m6grimm9]

@mikeweinmeyer actually, they were both wrong. NEITHER of them should have been on that side of the car, it is too dangerous and the driver MUST go around, come FROM THE FRONT so he can actually see the cars coming towards him, then he can proceed to get in.

[mikeweinmeyer]

@m6grimm9 Actually an officer goes on either side so that in case shot at you are not both dead. You go on driver side when safe to do so. Usually you park your cruiser strategically a little more in traffic behind the car you have pulled over so that you can not be hit by traffic when talking through driver door to offender

[Hickeydog2365]

Watch the slow motion: The mirror hit the cop's hand.

[UncleSlippie]

Stupid humans.

[old9skool9love]

I hate all this arguing between Americans and British. For God's sake, have you all forgotten our two nations have what is often termed the "special relationship"? the USA and UK have a strong bond and overall positive relationship with one another. We share democratic, liberal, Western values and are strong believers in democracy. Stop the pathetic biccering and lets be friends...afterall, thats what Brits and Yanks are supposed to be!!!

[oiyabastard]

@old9skool9love i like the young ones!

[Nickotak]

@old9skool9love It's more of a hate/love relationship between those countries. Us Norwegians have the same thing with Sweden :-P We love them, but man is it fun to make fun of them and get on their nerves!

[lawnsausages]

@old9skool9love Not to mention the UK and the US have been the conscience and police force of the world for almost a century now. I say we turn those responsibilities over to the French and the Germans. All in favor?

[PepDawg7171]

@old9skool9love UK HAS HISTORICALLY BEEN THE MOST EVIL EMPIRE TO EVER LIVE WITH TYRANNY ACROSS THE WORLD.(CONQUERS) THEY ARE A WANKER FAG ISLAND AND SO MANY VIDEOS ON U TUBE SHOW HOW GAY THEY ARE!

[stuartpatto1976]

@PepDawg7171 Stop talking out you fucking arse. The UK is what America is based on, Americans are simply UK/European settlers Like the nazis which you adopted after WW2. The true American is the Red Indian.

Fag do you know what a fag is? you obviously dont..

[5800junker]

@old9skool9love AMEN =D

[wolliollie]

@old9skool9love yea I like British people.

[0688223]

WHAT A LITTLE BITCH BOY

[pearldrumsarecool]

I'd love to see this commentator being a cop for one day then he'd see how dangerous and how unfunny law enforcement really is he'd probably get killed the first day on the job.

[zz604]

aww the old man is soo cutee!

[Pakku1]

OAP = Old Ass People?

[masluxx]

when Texas revoked their DL these rugged self determined individualist moved to Florida where they are regularly spotted running over mailboxes and schoolbus waiting benches on their regular Sunday drives.

[silverchainpimp]

the old guy was in his lane. the cop shouldn't have been.

[aquill1]

@silverchainpimp

Is your eyesight as bad as the driver? That car was across the line and driving on the shoulder when it struck him.

[wolfthegunnut]

fuck you, that cop could have been killed and you make fun of him..........lets see how you would react if a car was only inches away from killing you.

[doctadeath2020]

OMG, the narrator is so annoying. Oh wait, is this one of those slappy, british comedy shows? Oh, that explains the boring humor.

[DukoBenedicto]

OK the commentator is an annoying fag..

[viral880911]

there's a lot of idiots on your side of the pond as well you brit

[zeroskater133]

Does this announcer annoy the piss out of anybody else?

[kittencat22]

@zeroskater133 It's 'narrator' not announcer. I will admit some of the things he says are a little annoying, but that whole rant about the elderly couple that the cops pulled over for speeding....and trouser ripping was, to me, very funny.

[zeroskater133]

@kittencat22 Haha I guess you're right and yes there were funny moments but to me he overdid it and killed it.

[PepDawg7171]

@zeroskater133 YES, I HATE THOSE UK FAGS! I WANT TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FAG ASS GETTING CRUSHED BY A CAR!

[stuartpatto1976]

@PepDawg7171 It's twats like you that give America a bad name. But not all Americans are as stupid as you. Ive probably be to more states than you ever have, i've been to 22 states in America and seen some of the most beautiful places on earth, and met some realy good people on my tour of the US . and made some fantastic friends aswell. I wouldn't say anything bad about America I could but won't . Stop an arse hole because you're showing you country up, GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[floridabowhunter]

@zeroskater133 pissed off redneck......

[Jamaicanchocolate34]

@zeroskater133 And that is exactly why he is used to comment on things such as this...i find his satire hilarious...Good job

[UberLifeTroll]

Texas has the biggest faggots

[nuttymanyelismate]

America is the arse of the Devil. Fuck america and its spastic flag!!!!

[Dualshock21]

@nuttymanyelismate America rulez

[nuttymanyelismate]

@Dualshock21 Rules? Not Ruelz. That's why you dumb fucks get fucked up the arse by ghost governments.

Oh dear.

[Dualshock21]

@nuttymanyelismate America ruleeez

[Dualshock21]

@nuttymanyelismate America ruuulezz

[parodiesworld]

he cud have died... wut if he screamed like a girl? i'd have done the same...

[pehare1]

ludilo bas



[viasevenvai]

I don't care if you've saved the president's life; If you can't drive in a straight line you shouldn't be driving.

[WasteTime4Passwords]

Yeah that pussy narrator has the idiotic irrational (old school) liberal point of view that belongs in an institution now days. Twisted mind that turns the victim into the tyrant, and a dangerous driver to others on the road, into a sweet innocent old man who shouldn't be chastised for his horrible driving, due to his age. This must have been in the 80s, when the weed-smoking "Generation Xers," and "Baby Boomers" were seemingly everywhere, jumping into every discussion with this idiocy.

[JAPSCANTFLY]

That Narrator is a good example why we should have nuked the Uk.

[Maxified666]

@JAPSCANTFLY lol you Americans and your nukes, thinking your so tough just because you can make a big boom. Do it, drop a nuke and see how many nations would happily shove a cluster of nukes so far up your fat asses that would make your country into the new afghan desert.

[JAPSCANTFLY]

@Maxified666

Yea cuz, we all know China, Germany, France and all those other nations would be outraged if the Uk was destroyed. Nice one mate.

[Maxified666]

@JAPSCANTFLY It doesn't matter if it was the UK or even Iraq, the fact that a nation drops a nuke on another nation brings hatred and conflict towards whoever dropped it. And yes, the UK does have many allies, it's part of EU.

[dirtyone88]

@Maxified666 no we're tough because we have the mostly highly trained, well equipped army in the world. your country didn't mind us when we were supplying you in world war 2.

[Maxified666]

@dirtyone88 Highly trained? No. Well equipped, yes. Highly trained would be the Russian Spetsnaz. And who said it's 'my country,' I'm not from UK, but retarded comments that usually come from uneducated Americans "We should nuke them" is just plain stupidity at its finest.

[Gargoylezbreath]

@Maxified666 So you are making fun of America for "their nukes" and then you threaten us with nukes? You are not a very intelligent one, are you.

[Maxified666]

@Gargoylezbreath You're not intelligent enough to understand my comment.

[hardwirecars]

@Maxified666 ...really

the only country i would be scared of is russia every one else has proven incompitance in the war area

we have how many nukes all with the launch capabilitys to hit any where in the world?

ya dont talk shit you dumb fuck till you know just what your up against.

[Maxified666]

@hardwirecars You're ....pretty damn stupid arn't you? I'm sorry but you to read a few books and come back when your IQ becomes higher in order to have a valid arguement. Read my other posts in this section, maybe you'll get a better idea of what I'm talking about before you start blind raging.

[stuartpatto1976]

@JAPSCANTFLY You're pathetic a typical brain-washed yank,Do realise what you're saying? nuke the UK. if that happend my friend. they would be nothing left of America.The human brain has 100 billion neurons, i think you only have 10 for fuck sake grow-up.It's people like you that make Americans the most hated people on the planet.

[nuttymanyelismate]

@JAPSCANTFLY Ha ha ha. Your a fat burger munching inbred.

aaaamerica has it coming big style. Your dollar is dying and oil will be traded in Euro's very shortly. Bye bye ex- super power. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[Kheldarren]

@nuttymanyelismate Sure, let's see how that pans out.

[Pumpedmuscle]

With those moves, that cop looks like he'd be better at takin up ballerina dancin, that scream would fit in there well too. Prissy hands and all.

[predatoronmars]

screamed like a girl? he nearly fucking died.

[policechaser]

The announcer just wishes he was a girl, so he'd have good reason for the dick he sucks.

[nissanlover]

old people shouldn't drive

[SNWxGaming]

Damn your voice just kills the humor of the video. Fuckn Australians ruin everything. Fuck the Outback! Hah

[onefstdraw]

@SNWxGaming Yeah and outback resturant sucks dont they know sirlion is the shit cut of meat

[SNWxGaming]

@onefstdraw Lmao, couldn't of said it any better :b

[shortstuff910mc]

Dumbass, he didn't scream like a girl... if you showed this video to that police officer I am sure you will be screaming like a girl. Don't talk down on Texans.

[Zachary6553]

criminals get old too

[rickhuntervf1s]

Just two things:

Old people driving are dangerous most of the time..

Anybody would scream if a car almost hit you

[jlcool007]

dude.... he almost lost a leg

y'all think that old guy was:

1. Hey, marge, look how close i can drive past this cop

2. Hey, marge, bet you i can make him scream like you do in bed

3. HOLY SH1T

[thezombiekiller200]

oh my omg a bleeping car ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhwtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[Countdown1230]

i like to think of myself as brave, but when a speeding car almost runs me over then hell i'm going to jump on the person next to me and scream a lil...i'd rather scream and embarass myself a lil then actually be killed

[elmamu79]

The narrator is terrible.

[oldfart387]

@elmamu79

His boyfriend doesn't think so!

[flyinv1967]

happends when a vehicle zooms right by you and startles you.your body contracts anywhichway..not gay.

[ImHoundDogToo]

This idiot talks just to hear himself talking. 

[Stoney420G]

This brit is a cunt.

[azurescens420]

Someone needs to pour some antifreeze in the narrator's tea.

[legendsveil]

bearly even a scream ??

[fj9fl61]

fed up with adverts!!!!

[RedThunder0335]

i HATE the update youtube has done to their player!! when scrolling down to view comments the video field is left white? FIX PLS

[manofdeath1818]

heck man any1 would scream if they were hit by a cars mirror

[J7TT]

The dude who wrote the commentary is a piece of shit stereotypical asshole. FUCKIN ASSHOLE BRIT.

[Thorpe741]

May I suggest nightstick?

[u1s1m1c]

woooooo calm down sir clam down sir!!!!

[rtcordero]

Would you please post a photo of yourself? Why you ask? Because I think you are a fat troll that has nothing better to do than your stupid commentary. Why are you commentating on American law enforcement? Do you secretly want to be an American? I think so because I hear nothing but jealousy in your retarded accent. Seriously you are not funny in the slightest. Its time you get out of your parents basement and get a real job.

[Korvan1993]

I thought old ppl tend to drive reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal slow.

[CaliFlyz]

stupid title this would probably scare the living shit out of anyone Im pretty sure he was also hit but the mirror which wouldn't hurt at all wink wink

[trapped45]

"Macky Dee's???" LOL

[GeneralAmeli0]

anyone else wanna strangle the narrator?

[EtienneLuu]

A whole bucket of Lard?

[bslayerw]

this show sucks so hard, they actually made a video out of this police stop? You guys run out of footage or run out of anti-american jokes?

[cody31s]

"driving by fast..." Or hitting a police officer with his car your ignorance is enjoyable.