According to Wikipedia, a TV-safe version of this movie was shot concurrently, so that they'd shoot a scene for the theater with harsh language, then re-shoot the scene with toned-down language. For instance, in the theatrical version, Linda Evans doesn't write "Jerk" on Mitchell's car — she actually "Bastard." MST3k used the TV-safe version, thus Mitchell tells Adam Rich to merely (and hilariously, given how mad he is) "buzz off"
I saw the original release in 1975 (no, I did NOT pay for it, nor did I choose it... no!) and yes, "BASTARD" was very memorable... even without MST3K's opinions, it was very deserved.
joe don baker is santa claus
tagginos 1 year ago
The kid ran away because Joe Don Baker managed to over act him.
13threi 1 year ago
Mitchell hung over on Schlitz and arguing with a kid... gotta love it!
r0natello 1 year ago
It's fun to agitate Joe Don Baker!
BlueKyne 1 year ago 3
Our hero, ladies and gentlemen. Right there.
I miss MST.
ashland75 1 year ago 3
"BUZZ OFF, KID!"
jakestooge34 2 years ago
Joe Don Baker, Friend to all the children.
Delta4845 2 years ago 4
....as long as they bring him a six pack of Schlitz that is....
KungFuRascals3 1 year ago
Thats Child Actor From Rowan & Martins Laugh In Todd Bass Not Adam Rich
PleasuresDudes 2 years ago
"Tonight on CrossFire"...!!
untitleme61 2 years ago
My my my my apartment.....
HesitantEvil 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
5OLO 2 years ago
Keep your eye on the sammich!
xhyio 2 years ago
the inspiration for Cop and a half
frankconjr 2 years ago
You know, Rowsdower would never have been a dick like that
RBEO22 2 years ago 21
Schlitz would listen to me now!
Me and booze are buying a house together.
frankconjr 2 years ago
my my my my mitchell!
jimjimjimjim1234 2 years ago 3
hahaha! The kid sounds like an idiot!
Adrialgon 3 years ago
Hey is that kid Adam Rich before eight is enough? What a pain he must have been for cast and crew!
dandiacal 3 years ago
MITCHELL! Friend to children everywhere, provided they get him a Schlitz.
rockyriverman 3 years ago 3
Aaaaaahhhhh!
DLAbaoaqu 3 years ago 3
Hey Buzz off huh?
Buzz off!
HEY BUZZ OFF KID!
jmantnafan 3 years ago 2
"ADAM RICH"!
dandiacal 3 years ago 2
Everyone should have this on their desktop so they can Watch it when they need a laugh
AllyWheels 3 years ago 2
JOE DON BAKER IS... MITTENS!!!!
40lbColon 4 years ago 14
he's a cop on the edge!!!!!
DissentTV 3 years ago 2
"Ah, the Martha Mitchel story!"
"Joe Don Baker IS Martha Mitchell!"
DANATANLOVER 3 years ago 2
Never try to have a baby oil intervention with Mitchell after a night with a case of Schlitz.
NeoSquirrel 4 years ago 2
You know what he was thinking? "I'll give him a five second head start, then I'll mow him over!"
sonic8005 4 years ago
It's fun to piss off Mitchell! I swear to God, Joe Don Baker would have been great in Bad Santa, could have called it Mitchell 2!
Starhawk73 4 years ago
Someone should upload the uncensored version where Mitchell says "fuck off" instead.
JohnnyUndaunted 4 years ago
I could have sworn it was "piss off", but maybe I've been reading the wrong reviews. The censored language here isn't as obvious as "Final Justice"
"You son of a-!"
Tareltonlives 4 years ago
According to Wikipedia, a TV-safe version of this movie was shot concurrently, so that they'd shoot a scene for the theater with harsh language, then re-shoot the scene with toned-down language. For instance, in the theatrical version, Linda Evans doesn't write "Jerk" on Mitchell's car — she actually "Bastard." MST3k used the TV-safe version, thus Mitchell tells Adam Rich to merely (and hilariously, given how mad he is) "buzz off"
2Jef 3 years ago 2
That bastard! I mean, jerk!
Tareltonlives 3 years ago 2
I saw the original release in 1975 (no, I did NOT pay for it, nor did I choose it... no!) and yes, "BASTARD" was very memorable... even without MST3K's opinions, it was very deserved.
UpSky2 3 years ago 2
I'm gonna give him a half-block headstart, then I'm gonna mow him over!
EmbassyRow37 4 years ago
dasgoldenboy, thats rich.
fredlburrows 4 years ago
The inspiration for Cop and a half
DasGoldenBoy 4 years ago 3
One of my favorite stingers! Awesome!
littlevolcano 4 years ago