American Idol Season 7 David Davidson

[ashleybigblue]

it sounds like he's about to barf when he sings

[ashleybigblue]

"you're whispering and panting and doing all this strange stuff "- OOOOOOOOOOOOOH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE LOOOOOOL 3:18

[theobsession306]

SHYYYYYYYY!



[TheJiujitsu45]

omg he has a weird breathing after every verse lmao

[vocalskills584]

the other song he started singing was "circles" by mariah carey

[theaxehandle1]

1:03 CHAAIIIIIAAI!!!

[harb00ur]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOL

[theaxehandle1]

someone needs to do a remix for 1:04-1:06

[TheAndes100]

i LOVE simon's commentary!!!

[SECfan615]

The best part of this video was the right side of the screen at 00:26

[vitajay09]

LMBO This guy isn't even halfway there!

[ipodtouchacker]

I'd pay for him to sing or should i say a good laugh

[looco08]

I heard tommy used to work on the docks.

[neyoswifey42]

Douglas: Just keep going round and round

Simon: Yeah you are

[VideoMikael]

What he's doing with his arms is what I do in the club. It's my move all day.

[codenamevengeance]

Bon Jovi won't strangle him. He'll drag poor old' DD to where they shot Blaze of Glory and shove him down that sheer drop. XD

[17NJDevilsfan]

Did he just get out of the nut house?

[triplehhh50]

wats the second song he sings?!?!?!

[Garrador]

his name's DOUGLAS not DAVID, change that please

[pbruce]

@Garrador WE CARE BRAH

[steamygrave]

greatest audition....ever

[jonnbag06]

I only watch these so I can feel better about myself.

[checkthisout29860]

paula thinks its catchy :D

[AdventuresofFatward]

What the bloody hell was that?

[UncleJesse1982]

Was he drunk?

[Sageisstupid]

Id pay to her him lol

[mezarati]

Douglas is my hero!

[BenK8319]

"And you're nervous and you're sweating and you're going round in circles..." HAHAHAHA XD

[Lenicopperears97]

OMG! this is like the best job ever! I bet Simon and his crew go home every night with laughing cramps! LOL!

[Lenicopperears97]

what was he doing with his arms? roflmbo

[DustinAndNatasha]

3:41 wow....lol

[BigDaddyJohnson]

This still cracks me up. One of the most funny auditions but there are a lot of funny ones.

[universe112]

Other than that one rough note, I thought he did great. He needs echo.

[whatevs18]

Simon: "You're gonna do it again, aren't you?!" LOL

[HarryNguyenify2503]

4:29 "Mmaybe yo ca..." lol

[finalfantasyXfan131]

Douglas, they're gonna take you somewhere safe XD

[kidyubyub]

:25 - :33 - I was NOT looking at David.... but just a little more to the right. :)

[Banminator]

this guys just a pathetic loser

[3DSvsNGP]

2:15 Did someone curse? if so, was it Simon or Douglas? Sounded like Simon to me....

[commonsensetoday]

@3DSvsNGP It almost sounds like Douglas saying, "Let me just pace it off."

[BboySlashGNR]

OMG, I loaded up the David Cook's audition, together with this video. I was still on this page. Guess what I heard, Ryan SeaCrest said "Thanks to Chris, we met this guy"...whoa..xD

[staypuftlova]

look at his arms every time he does a high they cross

[thecritiquevirtuoso]

Jesus fucking Christ what a disgusting slob. Look at his fucking clothes. they're stretched and doesn't fit him and he looks like he hasn't showered in months.

[universe112]

@thecritiquevirtuoso Wow, what harsh judgement. I think the guy is terrible at singing, but there is no reason to slander him about his cloths and looks. Most people grow out the "bully phase" because people just don't find it funny, and sound like a terrible person.

[ricktml89]

Randy: "what song is that!?"

[mientjeo4]

This is one of my fav Idols auditions!!..

I love Simons reaction...

[MandelbudetReturns]

He sounds like a zombie at 02:19

[GeorgeMichaelLover1]

"DOUGLAS"... "DOUGLAS".... "douglas, i dont wanna here any more of this stupidity"!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha roflmao

[pixiedawg556]

hot.

[natedogg9632]

Who is David Davidson?? hahaha I've never heard of him.

[zebralicious102]

like, not i hate you. but like, i really hate you. XD

[Terpetius]

1:38 <-- I'm sure my snoring is more on tune than his..

[LisaJJMerry]

"The Victorian Freak Show never went away, now it's called American Idol - where we wheel out the bewildered to be snickered at by multi-millionaires" (Ricky Gervais, Extras)

[folklorish]

The mischievous circus music playing at the beginning of this clip kind of lets you know in advance that things aren't going to go well for Douglas...

And his yawn at :25 sounds identical to his attempts at "warming up."

[Nicodeme001]

1:02 XD He looks drunk haha.

[mtldemon6]

This video is a great study in body language. Notice how when he sings, he has almost no control over his bodily movements, and he's constantly forgetting/improvising the lyrics and melodies, yet when he's speaking, even though he's still a little nervous, he's direct, articulate, and able to defend himself argumentatively. This guy is clearly confident and intelligent, yet is TOTALLY out of his comfort zone singing.

[loveloganalways]

simon: douglas, there gonna take you somewhere safe

randy:make sure you get out safe douglas

and paula is just sitting in her chair laughing

lmao

i miss these three judges together

[Bovimastyx]

Simon: "Noone in a million years is ever gonna pay to hear you sing"

I would. This guy is hilarious.

[3DSvsNGP]

he said he was 28. 0:04. but look at his age at 1:21. .?

[AyannaE]

Who do u think you are??!?!! LMAO!!!

[AyannaE]

THE SOUND AT 3:24 GOT TO ME CTFU LMAO!!!!

[HeyItsMaryMac]

dude he sweats like a hippo.

[LYDIA21LOVE]

Obama 2012 NWO

[Blagard12]

dude, catch your breath

[lladamsjr]

Officer Barbrady!?!??!

[deadlyrikkix]

SECURITY!!!!

[imabekahh]

hes like outta breath the whole time?? lol

[iceyblitznpker]

This guy just pisses me off. I Just want to punch his face Lol. He doesn't even listen to the judges.

[MrsUggyUggy]

Hahhahahahaha, randomly filming his yawn- 0:24 to 0:30 :L What's with the random spastic arm movements ?

[sind55]

what the fuck are he doing whit he's arms?????

[scintillationist]

what does simon say at 2:17 that's bleeped??

[yanktheirsoxoff]

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?? HAHAHA

[BandStand1102]

douglas. how long is this going to take?

DSHHHHIIIIUHIIII!!!!!!!

[Ato0theJ]

He has the voice of like 8 angels.

[dopedapope000]

hey its Zach Galifianakis true character from Due Date.

[007roxxy]

holy crap o.O

[SlipknoSniped]

Like.... I really hate you...

[Abombsmash]

thats the guy you see staring at you through your window

[niscius]

his dad was dead right

[msMOONandmsSTAR]

sounds like shrek..

[llach86]

thats a lot of sweat

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

Is he auditioning for Idol or Power Rangers?

[Guran111]

@ChannelBelongs2Scott  lmfao power rangers

[liverpoolz4eva]

DWIGHT SCHRUTE DOES EXIST.

[JBfanforlife]

I thought at any moment he was going to hurl.

[FaderBerg]

i don't think he can multitask - he seems to forget to breath between the words XD

[cachiruleta]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJA

[Wamassou]

Press 1 for boobies

[nadiya1is1here]

Paula is sooooo sweet (:

[Zaven995]

He reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite a little

[Zaven995]

"He would say I hate you...not like i hate you, you are so good, but like I really HATE you". HAHA

[droidman92]

wat a fat fuckin jew

[2pac4e]

Try watching this while you're high.. I literally crapped my own pants.

[shoaibbtt]

sounds like a drunk Glaswegian

[brinarose73tale]

first time i saw him i thought he was 50 or sumthing

[ten14000]

hes 28, and and hes been trying to restart his hobby since he was 16?!?!

[MrGetSomee]

lol his dad told him he hates him XD

[Stonekeepa]

@MrGetSomee and not like I hate you your so good! \\but just I hate you

LOL poor fellow!

[Stonekeepa]

@MrGetSomee and not like I hate you your so good! \\but just: I really hate you

LOL poor fellow!

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

Keep on chasing that Rainbow Bro!!!

[nedfbrcks13]

i felt like i was at a mental hospital 

[Shaftsus]

take my *long pause and breath* hand and we'll make it I swear....

[Hollowman1985]

sounds like a horse being Crucified

[ilovemattybraps1]

i feel bad for him fuck u judges

[thatrangakiid]

What does he say when he is walking towards the door at 2:16?

[richter75]

Now we know why his dad hates him

[tintedproductions]

I missed half of it because I was face-palming so hard.

[macbookusrkid]

1:05 WTF hahaha!!

[idoltyler06]

I feel bad for Amy Davis having to sit next to him in the audition line.

[JazzieTxDiva69]

He needs a good ass whipping!!!

[LollipopBling]

He sang two Mariah Carey songs LOL very badly

[Cefuroxx]

@LollipopBling

i thought it was bon jovi?

[LollipopBling]

@Cefuroxx The circles song and the one at the end were mariah songs lol

[Cefuroxx]

@LollipopBling

how the hell did u know that LOL

[LollipopBling]

@Cefuroxx Strong Mariah fan, and I love watching people try and sing her songs. Have you seen the Ken Lee woman? haha xD

[SeanProductions1001]

somebody just get security

[TheGanjafarmer88]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN UR MOTHER DOES CRACK WHEN THE BABY IS IN THE WOMB!!!!

[Mrzjasuu]

better than biever

[iwillskateformoney]

whats up with his arms

[Rev1981]

If his name is David why are they calling him Douglas?

[paintballman1987]

@Rev1981 maybe he acyually calls Douglas and people are calling him David :-) could be?

[Trakstar84]

I felt his dad was a jerk until he started singing.

[scotty686]

obviously has aspergers or something

[jonnbag06]

@scotty686 That's disgusting !! Do U even know what Aspergers is !? I know people with Aspergers that can actually sing, I don't think Douglas is an "Aspie", he just has ZERO self-awareness.

[scotty686]

@jonnbag06 not saying thats why he cant sing, just saying I think he has some sort of autism, because he really doesnt have any self-awareness at all.

[SirFelix1982]

idiot......

[TheRawr901]

press 2 ... or go to 0:28 ....

BEWBS

[siyanda00]

Douglas they gonna take somewhere safe! lol hahahahahhahaha

[jolz2608]

Simon: so that wasnt the audition?

[efronjonasbieberlove]

in between breaths he sounds like a dog

[Soprano375]

How come every time I press the play button, I hear cricket sounds in the background O.o

[kecyndhamilton]

he makes me look like a good singer.

[BadBxtchBurrDUH]

Simon : "Douglous...DougLOUS...DOUGLOU­S" [:

[TVTCollider]

@BadBxtchBurrDUH It's funny because of his accent.

[abrown144]

is he pretending to hug someone

[Mr1in1000000]

he looks like he ran a marathon.

[vrietmet]

wel at least he tried, big deal. but i think the guy is an actor

[eclipseteen15]

he looks out of breathe n he is sweating alot lol

[LuniaVideo]

Son, I am disappoint.

"I hate you son."

[TheHairyHeart]

David Davidson later became the leader of Anonymous.

[Raphael42589]

Whenever the camera does a full toe-to-head body shot, you know it's gonna be a bad audition! ;p

[Fistwagon]

If his head had exploded at the end this would've been decent!!

[selectivexhearing]

"Maybe you could be... MMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE­?!"

Simon: Get out.

[Spacenuggetcadet]

A young Eric Wareheim?

[dudebfg0123]

WOAAAAAAA

[LilSammiiDee95]

I think he was choking every time he took a breath in. (x

[Desperadounico]

No, No, No, this has got to be a joke, there is no civilized human being that truly believes he is "singing a song and in tune" therefore, this is a joke, this guy is doing this and hoping that some talent agency is watching and will offer him a stand up deal.

[ketaleneaj]

:30 I think his dad meant that literally. LOL.

[diamonddies]

I get really scared watching this kind of stuff.. I mean: are there actually ppl like this out there??? 

[Wropera]

Simon: "Douglas... They're gonna take you somewhere safe" LOL!!!!!!!

[inkQbus2009]

this guy should change the title to douglas by now not david

[mattmaes]

I've been trying to restart my, uhhhm, singing ... hobby. My dad hates me.

[m8m8c9]

He sounds winded.

[JKCNinety]

simon is the best

[SakuraPetals106]

Douglas, they're gonna take you somewhere safe...They're gonna take you to a safe place..... lmaooo

[Grunklefang]

all i heard was "ERRRR URRRR, living on a pray-er, HURRRR DURRR!!"

[Fade2blak101]

this guy looks lik quasimodo lol

[Omega1874]

I love the idiocy of some people. What a slob....

[ixsetf]

at least David Davidson can play guitar, DOUGLAS Davidson can't do anything.

[kittykitty0204]

haha wtf was he doing with his arms? it's distracting.....from what? idk. and I LOVE it when horrible contestants keep singing even after it's clear they aren't going through :D

[SoundMaster24942]

lovin the pit stains. ;P

[BROCORExAPPAREL]

"MY DAD CAUGHT ME SINGING ONE TIME, LIKE 8 YEARS AGO, AND HES LIEK WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? and i would sing so well sometimes he would be like i hate you!" lmao 8 years ago?

[BROCORExAPPAREL]

oh and btw, THE CROSSED ARMS indicates a perfect high note is coming.

[BROCORExAPPAREL]

"CAN I JUST TRY ONE SONG 2 MORE TIMES? " no ! no LMAO

[RachelHaywire]

hahaha! the endung was the best. 'whoa we're halfway there!' in a really high voice then went back to low.

[lunarkitsune14]

Good god he just murdered Bon Jovi..

[dyl4n3atgmaildotcom]

guys really, weather someone can sing or not, it takes some balls to go up and do that, and for them to pretty much say your shit, it can hurt. but then again, he wouldn't take no for an answer haha

[ffyfan15]

His name is DOUGLAS, not David, you dumbass.

[HIGHROLLERKAOS]

Are his arms metally retarded?

[ffyfan15]

@HIGHROLLERKAOS i think so dude.

i lmao'd when i read your comment and then laughed harder when i saw what you meant.

lol.

[MartinsTocs]

This song is in my "showers repertoire"! And I can say that i can do better. Much Better. :D :D

Poor Bon Jovi... :(

[renee52288]

do you think he has a girlfriend

[MochaSkies]

@renee52288 I hope not. LOL!!!

[greeneyedBitcc]

@renee52288 he prolly dont but he seems nice kinda weird lol

[0nzgirl0]

"I don't want to hear anymore of this stupidity" hilarious!!