Religion generally teaches that if you grit your teeth and bear through this life, you will be rewarded in heaven. Fuck that. I'm not gritting shit. I will be at peace with whatever is true. If life goes on after I die, I will be at peace. If it doesn't, then I'll be at peace now. Either way, no religion is going to tell me to do good because I'll be rewarded. I'm going to do good because it is good.
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It's funny that religious types are often labelled as intolerant bigots, then you take a look at the comments on places like this from the "enlightened ones"...
Unlike some comedians, where I just get a chuckle every so often, and then a decent life far between, I just get a constant laugh hearing this guy. He's the funniest story-teller I've heard.
Religious people have no fucking sense of humour whatsoever when it comes to their religion.
Scientists can joke about science and reality, and often do.
Religious people can't because what they believe is so far removed from the time in which it was written, it's demonstrably bullshit, but they HAVE to accept it.
@JeefCakes You are absolutely right! Religionists have little to no sense of humor because humor brings out reality of life. They would rather live in their religious bubble and remain delusional .
@1949rickray - That's so far from correct! I'm a Christian, a standup comedian/writer/filmmaker and I do love Jim. Comedy comes out of anger, strife, frustration and then it's reworked back into a socially acceptable way. NOw, I can't say for sure though about Jim, but most comics I've met are highly miserable people. Very sad, usually with dependency issues and not happy. Now, maybe a spiritual aspect would change things.... maybe not, but hey, this is Funny!
"If every trace of any single religion died out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again."
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ummm.....there are TONS of errors in what he thinks the Bible says. For starters, the Bible doesn't say Satan is in charge of Hell. Satan himself will be punished the worst. But rest assure, there are many errors in this video, so he actually sounds dumb.
@hangrybee lol isn't that exactly what he said right at the beginning? Not a very good argument to start out with, huh?. I am atheist but I look for hope and meaning in life AND I find it. This guy does NOT represent my atheism at all...
@tpstrat14 You can't represent atheism..... Nihilism is something else, atheism is not a religion, it's just a term. Nihilism states that life is meaningless in itself. So saying he doesn't represent "your atheism" in general would be a flawed statement
@QSxFuzionzZ "God sends a plague on the Pharaoh and his household because the Pharaoh believed Abram's lie. 12:17" - No, the plague was sent because Pharaoh took a woman by force. And although Abraham didn't speak the whole truth, he didn't lie. But that is irrelevant to the actions of Pharaoh. Whether Sarah was Abraham's sister or his wife, Pharaoh had no right to her.
People need to relax. Its a comedy bit. It is supposed to make you laugh. I highly doubt Jim would make sweet lovin' to anything after being in a cage for more than a week...his last joke...THEY ARE JOKES people... relax this is not real.
Christianity is completely different to Islam. Islam is 10 times more stricter and evil. Apostasy in Islam is death by stoning, there is no punishment for apostasy in Christianity - you can choose your own path whenever you want to. Islam makes their women wear face masks, what God would cover the face of their creation? Islam is an extreme religion with no place in modern society. They talk about living by the quran because it has good morals, which is completely untrue. + I only believe in God
Everything you said about Islam is also required for Christians. Read the Bible. The only reason why Christians don't stone children and women to death, and kill Atheists and such is because they haven't read the bible. Christians ignore the majority of the Bible. Women in the Bible are referred to as half a man and aren't aloud to speak in a Church, and must be covered (The covering of women doesn't originate from Islam).
@DanieltheSkeptic That is aloud of bullshit.Woman aren't considered as half a man, give me evidence. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that people should be killed for apostasy, give me evidence.Nowhere does it say anyone should be stoned to death, give me evidence.Nowhere does it say woman who God created should be forced to wear masks to cover their faces which God created,please give me specific evidence from where you found your information,because what I can you don't understand Christianity
The evidence is in the Bible. Read Deuteronomy for the stoning to death of children, and how women have to marry their rapists if they are raped. For that specific verse I believe if I remember correctly is Deuteronomy verse 22 to 23. The fact that you think that the Bible says nothing I've stated is proof you haven't read it. Especially the Old Testament.
1 Corinthians 11 verse 5 is where it states women must have their head covered, or their head must be shaved. Deuteronomy 6:15 is where worshipping a different God leads to death. 1 Corinthians 11:3 is the verse where Paul states that women are subordinate to men.
Deuteronomy 21: 18-21 is the verse where rebellious and stubborn kids must be stoned to death by their Father and the men of the neighborhood. OH and my personal favorite. Deuteronomy 22: 22-23 states that a betrothed virgin is to be killed if she is raped and cannot cry loud enough.
@HSAdestroy What a crock from a concern troll. His swearing does not diminish his jokes, it diminishes YOUR enjoyment of them, which is largely irrelevant.
@socioman Umm I'm not offended by his swearing, I'm neither a religious busy-body or a concerned mother. As a comedy lover, his reliance on swearing as the punchline weakens some of the funnier parts, that's why comedians like Seinfeld don't swear.. as they've explained; it forces them to write better jokes.
Why not just shut the fuck up and enjoy some good comedy? Who cares about your "beliefs"? No one. That's the problem with the internet, it's given everybody the ability to voice their opinion... even the stupid ones.
This guy does talk SOME shit...im only loosely religios but he is talking so single mindedly it just makes him look a tad stupid...I guess its for commical effect. I accept that people don't believe in God, but the fact that someone rejects the idea and insults anyone who does is just not on! Also some of his points are just wrong....but there you go, thats my little rant, got to say though the ark thing is so true! It seems fairly flawed
@ol0pl0x not all conservatives are religious (me for example) and not all liberals are atheists because its logical (IE the angry atheist bloggers that got finger fucked one to many times by a religious figure)
@mikesavio66 haha yea...I love comedians that make me laugh because what they're saying is true AND they add that slapstick, "silly" humor in with it.
This shit is soooo fucking funny but to all the christian shit. Who cares what people believe in. I believe in we don't just live to fucking one so called life to die and rot in the ground. No point of living honestly. I believe if we go somewhere else and just can't remember it or aliens made us or there is more than 1 "god", believe in something is better then nothing atheists. Just saying. Something made us, we just dont know what
To the comment about American comedians not having bawls, Daniel Tosh makes me disagree, the only one who does tbh, otherwise ya totally dude is brilliantly funny.
Dude I was quoting the bit. LOL Anyone that worships anything but themselves is a fucken weak minded moron!! Thinking that if you talk to some imaginary person in the sky and he will solve all your problems in lunacy! As far as all the holy wars its absurd. All it is is another reason to kill people. Religion is worse than racism its just another reason to hate!!
@bighooligan909 I thought the Satan did have a book, it's called the Bible and he's got everyone thinking that he's God. Look at how many people God has killed in the Bible as compared to Satan. God Murders 2,000,000 (A VERY conservative number) and Satan only Murders 10 TEN!! and that's because God let him. Sheesh, God even kills his own son to make up for mistakes that God made with Adam & Eve. No wonder Christians are so screwed up!! They worship a Deity that's a mass murderer.
@toecompo Sorry neither of those rationalization work. If God were a loving perfect God then there was NO reason at all to sacrifice his own son to pay for our sins which God allowed in the first place. As for."God created life thus can take life away." If you were to kill your own children and used that statement as your defense at your trial, you would be in solitary confinement because every prisoner would want to tear you apart. Again, God shouldn't need to murder his children 4 any reason!!
lol the majority of the world population, regardless of what peoples believes are, is not really gifted in the brain compartment. The comments below prove it, people lack understanding and tolerance about what pretty much everybody else believes in. not much difference in meaning: 'every kind of religion is bad' vs 'every other kind of religion is bad'. wisdom is not based on (not) believing in god(s), its based on how much you learn about the rest of all that is. good sketch though
@thetrollking124 No it's not, theirs no belief in a higher power, no church of atheism. And our science is what causes us to believe what we believe, but athieism isn't a belief system, it's simply relying on evidence to justify belief in anything. I'm privileged to be an athiest and not have to believe that someone else controls my life. I like being in control of my life, it gives me purpose. I feel sorry for religious people or as I like to call them: delusional childish idiots.
@chriss0008 I thought the Christian god was forgiving? Look up athieism for idiots on YouTube, ahhaha Christians are just the worst kind of human beings
Hhahahaha question to the Christians, if you truly believe you will go to a better place after you die. Go kill yourself! Jim jeffries is a stand up comedian. Who ever goes to his show and groans/boos is retarded. You go to a comedy show and freak out when he tells jokes? Hahahaha Christians suck
I love how every video that is posted by an atheist, it always has a like/dislike bar and open for comments. Most of the theists pages I see that have videos block the bar and comments. That should explain a lot
@ryankc83 All that it explains is the overrepresentation of athiests on the Internet. It's the same with libertarians. Any thoughtful critique of libertarianism is highly likely to be flooded with dislikes and comments consisting of recited talking points, while half assed video responses are usually met with praise. While I am an athiest, I am a political minority on the web. I can sympathize with christians in this regard.
@ryankc83 Keep in mind that in reality, 80 to 85% of americans are christian, while roughly 10% are libertarian. Spend some time on the internet, and it seems as if the reverse is true.
@ryankc83 Or when they do allow ratings, it looks like a sith lightsaber, while an atheist's bar looks like a jedi lightsaber....this does explain a lot! Carry on, free thinker!
"I know this is a Christian country and I stand by your right to be religious, but please know that you are wrong" haha! go right for the fucking deluded cunts jugulars Jim.
At the end of this video, did anyone else see the featured video, "Homeless Boy Steels the Talent Show" with the thumbnail of an Asian lady with her hands on the side of her face and an "I can't believe what I'm hearing expression" on her face.
@Runningjoels since we got so far, let me inform you about paradise: "pleasures that your eyes have never seen, your ears have never heard and your heart could not even imagine", you get paradise women that are so beautiful, if your life weren't eternal you would've died from just watching them, there is no impurity, what you eat will become perfume from your skin, you will get to know all your ancestors/descendants and have peace/happiness and joy knowing this life will never end
@coleblitz127 About everything ? My mom's a christian, and she thinks creationists are dickheads. Isn't wrong about that is she ? Christians might have strange beliefs but let's not overgeneralize shall we ? If we do they'll have (shaky yes, but still) ground to attack us non-christians on.
@coleblitz127 I laughed sooo hard at the Noah's Ark bit involving the dinosaurs. My mother is a creationist and believes dinosaurs and man existed together. She also believes the Earth is 7,000 years old. Fucking religion man...
@EnderWiggin85 damn thats fucked up she believes dinosaurs and man lived together,she believes earth is 7,000 years old. a guess thats bad as my ex who believes theres a god because he gave her sight to see spirits and whatnot.I am so glad I stopped being a devout christian until last year, it took years of unanswered prayers and youtube vids by 43alley and thethinking atheist to save my brain.
the devil is not in charge of hell, he is being punished in it, there are actually angels under the command of God who execute the punishments and guard the sinners.
@deathstreaks yeah i do and so do about 1.500.000.000 other people in the world, the issue of the devil being the opponent of God and having any power himself is a invention by christian clerics, it's not even in the bible as far as i know.
blasphemy and obscenity - both in poor taste - are the last resort when you can't be original or funny. Why in the hell are so many atheists copying the methods of fundamentalists and insisting on converting the world?
@smb123211 its stand up comedy... have you been hiding under a rock the last decade? almost every single significant comedian has blasphemy and obscenity. and i dont think hes trying to convert the world, i dont think he expects anyone to take him seriously, again he's a comedian
Ha ha ha this bloke reminds me of the way many if not everybody I know feels about religion in Australia and I piss myself laughing about Jim letting the bible bashing yanks know how most Aussies feel
"Wheres me passport? Can i punch women in the face?" hahahaha
RitzDaCracker1 2 hours ago
The Devil has written a book!! Its called the Bible
MrBronzefonz 7 hours ago
I love how the world is so f'd up that the truth is considered offensive.
DaniellesOnlinexD 17 hours ago
Religion generally teaches that if you grit your teeth and bear through this life, you will be rewarded in heaven. Fuck that. I'm not gritting shit. I will be at peace with whatever is true. If life goes on after I die, I will be at peace. If it doesn't, then I'll be at peace now. Either way, no religion is going to tell me to do good because I'll be rewarded. I'm going to do good because it is good.
tpstrat14 1 day ago 2
@tpstrat14 religion is believing that the duck puzzle is a rabbit until the past piece is put in place.
TheKingMigz 17 hours ago
I thought i heard someone groaning at him lol.. I love this guy.
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I watched 2 of his full shows over 20 times each and all video's like this. He is just awesome and speaking the truth :P
loiszelf 2 days ago
It's funny that religious types are often labelled as intolerant bigots, then you take a look at the comments on places like this from the "enlightened ones"...
Bennyboy1985 2 days ago
Unlike some comedians, where I just get a chuckle every so often, and then a decent life far between, I just get a constant laugh hearing this guy. He's the funniest story-teller I've heard.
therandomdot 3 days ago
Religious people have no fucking sense of humour whatsoever when it comes to their religion.
Scientists can joke about science and reality, and often do.
Religious people can't because what they believe is so far removed from the time in which it was written, it's demonstrably bullshit, but they HAVE to accept it.
JeefCakes 4 days ago 2
@JeefCakes You are absolutely right! Religionists have little to no sense of humor because humor brings out reality of life. They would rather live in their religious bubble and remain delusional .
1949rickray 4 days ago
@1949rickray - That's so far from correct! I'm a Christian, a standup comedian/writer/filmmaker and I do love Jim. Comedy comes out of anger, strife, frustration and then it's reworked back into a socially acceptable way. NOw, I can't say for sure though about Jim, but most comics I've met are highly miserable people. Very sad, usually with dependency issues and not happy. Now, maybe a spiritual aspect would change things.... maybe not, but hey, this is Funny!
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"If every trace of any single religion died out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again."
-Penn Jillette
Klemeron 4 days ago
The devil does have a book.The"Codex Gigas". I saw it on the history channel. Interesting shit
bigmarty11288 4 days ago
omg i fuckin lov this man
RED9191111 4 days ago
"Please know that you're wrong." Damn straight.
TomFynn 5 days ago
hes an IDIOT!!! but it funny
pmoore148 5 days ago
@pmoore148 How is he an idiot lol
CivitasUltraAporia 4 days ago
hahahhahahafucking awesome :D LOL!
Hrko1992 6 days ago
@JaCkMiChEaLs0n You are my hero
RectumPunch 6 days ago
@RectumPunch i know, im awesome. if only more people would appreciate it.
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 6 days ago
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ummm.....there are TONS of errors in what he thinks the Bible says. For starters, the Bible doesn't say Satan is in charge of Hell. Satan himself will be punished the worst. But rest assure, there are many errors in this video, so he actually sounds dumb.
trumpetdudeman 6 days ago
@trumpetdudeman how about the 999 other errors?
hoogerson 6 days ago
@trumpetdudeman he makes good points, but you choose to ignore it.
baldycant11 5 days ago
This gets funnier every each time i watch this :D
hoogerson 1 week ago
@JaCkMiChEaLs0n because pandas suck
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@deathman1021 O_O blasphemy
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 1 week ago
He is Australian drunk.
authorless 1 week ago
funny but ignorant
rushitelj 1 week ago
I don't know which is better: the Fact that I thought he said "raping a Monk" or the Fact that he said "raping her Mum".
GunMetal2amurai 1 week ago
this guy must really hate life 0.0
hangrybee 1 week ago
@hangrybee lol isn't that exactly what he said right at the beginning? Not a very good argument to start out with, huh?. I am atheist but I look for hope and meaning in life AND I find it. This guy does NOT represent my atheism at all...
tpstrat14 1 week ago
@tpstrat14 You can't represent atheism..... Nihilism is something else, atheism is not a religion, it's just a term. Nihilism states that life is meaningless in itself. So saying he doesn't represent "your atheism" in general would be a flawed statement
ScandinavianEmokid 1 week ago
@ScandinavianEmokid I guess I should have just said he doesn't represent me.
tpstrat14 1 week ago
@tpstrat14 Yeah, that would be better, or that he doesn't represent you as an atheist.
ScandinavianEmokid 1 week ago
More likely to offend Panda lovers. Haha
CSBUFFS2 1 week ago
LMFAO "There's a panda! GO FUCK THE PANDA!"
livefreeeely 1 week ago
Dear Mr Jim Jeffries, you easily make my "top ten love to have a beer with" list.
Hilarious, well done!
speedy4371 1 week ago
Love it. Religion is for morons. Period.
vedder530 1 week ago 2
A pissed Aussie making more sense than most of my friends and family.
grahamlive 1 week ago 9
"I hadn't existed for billions of years before I was born and have not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." - Mark Twain
rockerduff1231 2 weeks ago 2
@QSxFuzionzZ "God sends a plague on the Pharaoh and his household because the Pharaoh believed Abram's lie. 12:17" - No, the plague was sent because Pharaoh took a woman by force. And although Abraham didn't speak the whole truth, he didn't lie. But that is irrelevant to the actions of Pharaoh. Whether Sarah was Abraham's sister or his wife, Pharaoh had no right to her.
deanmalone1 2 weeks ago
I love you Jim Jefferies!
Tadehash 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAH one of the funniest video i've soon on youtube ever
spencercruz4U 2 weeks ago
People need to relax. Its a comedy bit. It is supposed to make you laugh. I highly doubt Jim would make sweet lovin' to anything after being in a cage for more than a week...his last joke...THEY ARE JOKES people... relax this is not real.
TheJohnnyBroadcast 2 weeks ago
Christianity is completely different to Islam. Islam is 10 times more stricter and evil. Apostasy in Islam is death by stoning, there is no punishment for apostasy in Christianity - you can choose your own path whenever you want to. Islam makes their women wear face masks, what God would cover the face of their creation? Islam is an extreme religion with no place in modern society. They talk about living by the quran because it has good morals, which is completely untrue. + I only believe in God
ITroll4DaLOLS 2 weeks ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS
Everything you said about Islam is also required for Christians. Read the Bible. The only reason why Christians don't stone children and women to death, and kill Atheists and such is because they haven't read the bible. Christians ignore the majority of the Bible. Women in the Bible are referred to as half a man and aren't aloud to speak in a Church, and must be covered (The covering of women doesn't originate from Islam).
DanieltheSkeptic 2 weeks ago
@DanieltheSkeptic That is aloud of bullshit.Woman aren't considered as half a man, give me evidence. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that people should be killed for apostasy, give me evidence.Nowhere does it say anyone should be stoned to death, give me evidence.Nowhere does it say woman who God created should be forced to wear masks to cover their faces which God created,please give me specific evidence from where you found your information,because what I can you don't understand Christianity
ITroll4DaLOLS 2 weeks ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS
The evidence is in the Bible. Read Deuteronomy for the stoning to death of children, and how women have to marry their rapists if they are raped. For that specific verse I believe if I remember correctly is Deuteronomy verse 22 to 23. The fact that you think that the Bible says nothing I've stated is proof you haven't read it. Especially the Old Testament.
DanieltheSkeptic 2 weeks ago
@DanieltheSkeptic
1 Corinthians 11 verse 5 is where it states women must have their head covered, or their head must be shaved. Deuteronomy 6:15 is where worshipping a different God leads to death. 1 Corinthians 11:3 is the verse where Paul states that women are subordinate to men.
DanieltheSkeptic 2 weeks ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS
Deuteronomy 21: 18-21 is the verse where rebellious and stubborn kids must be stoned to death by their Father and the men of the neighborhood. OH and my personal favorite. Deuteronomy 22: 22-23 states that a betrothed virgin is to be killed if she is raped and cannot cry loud enough.
DanieltheSkeptic 2 weeks ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS
Jesus is okay with the statements of the Old Testament according to the New Testament - Matthew 5:17.
DanieltheSkeptic 2 weeks ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS
I can go on and on with quoting both Old and New Testament on its massive amounts of violence and cruelty.
DanieltheSkeptic 2 weeks ago
He relies on swearing to be funny, which makes his jokes weaker, but his ideas are solid.
HSAdestroy 2 weeks ago
@HSAdestroy What a crock from a concern troll. His swearing does not diminish his jokes, it diminishes YOUR enjoyment of them, which is largely irrelevant.
socioman 2 weeks ago
@socioman Umm I'm not offended by his swearing, I'm neither a religious busy-body or a concerned mother. As a comedy lover, his reliance on swearing as the punchline weakens some of the funnier parts, that's why comedians like Seinfeld don't swear.. as they've explained; it forces them to write better jokes.
HSAdestroy 2 weeks ago
Brilliant what he says about christian people ... !
Greetings from germany.
Nightfighter74 2 weeks ago
Why not just shut the fuck up and enjoy some good comedy? Who cares about your "beliefs"? No one. That's the problem with the internet, it's given everybody the ability to voice their opinion... even the stupid ones.
sludgefck89 2 weeks ago 3
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This guy does talk SOME shit...im only loosely religios but he is talking so single mindedly it just makes him look a tad stupid...I guess its for commical effect. I accept that people don't believe in God, but the fact that someone rejects the idea and insults anyone who does is just not on! Also some of his points are just wrong....but there you go, thats my little rant, got to say though the ark thing is so true! It seems fairly flawed
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ssj9997 2 weeks ago
From BBC News a few days ago:
"Recent studies suggest a link between the conservatives and low IQ"
Obvious much?
ol0pl0x 3 weeks ago 72
@ol0pl0x That is the single f***** funniest factual thing i've heard in months... Omg I need to show everyone!
djskinz454 2 weeks ago
@ol0pl0x
Dw they also show a low level of empathy with high level iq ;)
Dingocarpet 1 week ago
@Dingocarpet Well there's a valid reason now isn't there
ol0pl0x 1 week ago
@ol0pl0x not all conservatives are religious (me for example) and not all liberals are atheists because its logical (IE the angry atheist bloggers that got finger fucked one to many times by a religious figure)
alexjxcx 1 week ago
@alexjxcx Never said all atheists are smart, only that no conservatives are
ol0pl0x 1 week ago
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i doubt about the poetic part
skaloon 3 weeks ago
fuck pandas
kunibertster 3 weeks ago
@Minisniper555 you have obviously never meet my ex she is pure evil, and by the way there is no god or devil grow up
MetalOrDie 3 weeks ago
Oxford Dictionary definitions:
Gullible: "easily persuaded to believe something credulous"
(Credulous = without proof)
Faith: "belief in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual conviction rather than proof"
DemoraX 3 weeks ago 4
i was fucking cracking up the whole time when i was watching this. and not only because he is funny, but because he is right.
mikesavio66 3 weeks ago 23
@mikesavio66 haha yea...I love comedians that make me laugh because what they're saying is true AND they add that slapstick, "silly" humor in with it.
tpstrat14 1 day ago
thats not horrible. thats class, whitty, and truthfull
killerbanshe3 3 weeks ago
Evolution! Who's with me?
We're in the year like
40000000 or so
Dinosaurs- 65 million years ago.
Moon created- 2 or 3 billion years ago.
And the universe is like 14 billion years young.
And we will all be fucking dead before the universe even egknowledges we ever even existed, hats off to you jim.
jakeTheMbonz 4 weeks ago
awesome!!
benaberry 4 weeks ago
@robin20116 plus Joe Rogan & Bill Maher
HerBDudE420 4 weeks ago
@robin20116 you mean except for all the american comedians that do acts like this? think before you speak, or better yet do some research
JAKETHEGREAT11100 1 month ago
F'ackin.
stratocaster1986able 1 month ago
@robin20116 Look up George Carlin
456jr 1 month ago
@robin20116 Or Bill Hicks for that matter. Might also throw in George Carlin, Loius CK etc. etc.
BillHicks420 1 month ago
@robin20116 uhhhh, yeah, every heard of Doug Stanhope??
ladronguapo 1 month ago
Got to pause this shit when taking swig. JUST in case ............. hilarious
2CoolToBe 1 month ago
This shit is soooo fucking funny but to all the christian shit. Who cares what people believe in. I believe in we don't just live to fucking one so called life to die and rot in the ground. No point of living honestly. I believe if we go somewhere else and just can't remember it or aliens made us or there is more than 1 "god", believe in something is better then nothing atheists. Just saying. Something made us, we just dont know what
FatalSensation 1 month ago
@FatalSensation Your parents made you.
splicedenergy 4 weeks ago
@FatalSensation That's what life is. To live and die. Plants and animals all live and die. That's just life.
redz285 3 weeks ago
@FatalSensation ''We know something made us'' No, we don't. Where the hell did you pick that up?
theElectr0ne 3 weeks ago 3
To the comment about American comedians not having bawls, Daniel Tosh makes me disagree, the only one who does tbh, otherwise ya totally dude is brilliantly funny.
LamentfullMiss 1 month ago
@LamentfullMiss
Born in Germany ;-)
But Yes, American and funny as Hell!
Also like Bill Maher who actually can be quite cruel to Religions ;-)
Otherwise: Canadians: Jason Rouse is GREAT!
or English: Jimmy Carr
djanzon 1 month ago
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To put up with idiots on daily basis I need to watch this video at least 1 time/day!
MrIlleism 1 month ago
Dude I was quoting the bit. LOL Anyone that worships anything but themselves is a fucken weak minded moron!! Thinking that if you talk to some imaginary person in the sky and he will solve all your problems in lunacy! As far as all the holy wars its absurd. All it is is another reason to kill people. Religion is worse than racism its just another reason to hate!!
bighooligan909 1 month ago
As far as I know the devil doesn't have a book!! The devil is being the bigger man!! LMFAO
bighooligan909 1 month ago
@bighooligan909 I thought the Satan did have a book, it's called the Bible and he's got everyone thinking that he's God. Look at how many people God has killed in the Bible as compared to Satan. God Murders 2,000,000 (A VERY conservative number) and Satan only Murders 10 TEN!! and that's because God let him. Sheesh, God even kills his own son to make up for mistakes that God made with Adam & Eve. No wonder Christians are so screwed up!! They worship a Deity that's a mass murderer.
coyoteself 1 month ago
@coyoteself Jesus' sacrifice was to pay for the sins we commit not a mistake. and god created life thus can take life away
toecompo 2 weeks ago
@toecompo Sorry neither of those rationalization work. If God were a loving perfect God then there was NO reason at all to sacrifice his own son to pay for our sins which God allowed in the first place. As for."God created life thus can take life away." If you were to kill your own children and used that statement as your defense at your trial, you would be in solitary confinement because every prisoner would want to tear you apart. Again, God shouldn't need to murder his children 4 any reason!!
coyoteself 2 weeks ago 2
i have a radio in my car
robrock3 1 month ago
"He was a thinker!"
leoamae 1 month ago
this guy is great
ZZzzzzzWhat 1 month ago
How interesting that the atheist comedians make the smartest jokes. Gorge Carlin, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jefferies, Jimmy Carr, Seth MacFarlane
edesge 1 month ago
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edesge 1 month ago
Pandas are cunts.
AirsoftPractice 1 month ago 2
"wheres me passport? can I punch women in the face?"
AKbroYEAH 1 month ago
seen this 5 times. still laughing
CareFreeWherever 1 month ago
All hail the drunk stand up comedians!!!
jdrscunha 1 month ago
Not that Mr. Jim isn't hilarious - 'cause no doubt about it he is- but isn't he also pissed squared?
jdrscunha 1 month ago
you put me in a cage with anything, ANYTHING, AND AFTER A WEEK l'll FUCK IT!!!!
DragonsREpic 1 month ago 2
Is it that hard to type Jim Jeffries right?
reckneya 1 month ago
There's a panda! GO FUCK THE PANDA
Varyeti 1 month ago
he is awesome! I wish I could see him live someday :) He gives George Carlin a run for his money, but in a totally different way!
ItIsBadForU 1 month ago
Haaaaaaaahahahahaaahaaaaa
nodGnarB 1 month ago
fucking hilarious! I'm seeing him this weekend :D
blinkythewabbit 1 month ago 2
@blinkythewabbit I am so jealous! I hope he does another HBO special soon so that I can see his new material too x)
ItIsBadForU 1 month ago
Wow. Just fell in love with this guy. Awesome. As a person just getting into stand up....this guy makes me want to quit.
nglazas 1 month ago
Lol hilarious :D
MikeoWar 1 month ago
lol the majority of the world population, regardless of what peoples believes are, is not really gifted in the brain compartment. The comments below prove it, people lack understanding and tolerance about what pretty much everybody else believes in. not much difference in meaning: 'every kind of religion is bad' vs 'every other kind of religion is bad'. wisdom is not based on (not) believing in god(s), its based on how much you learn about the rest of all that is. good sketch though
speedcoregewalt 1 month ago
This dude is my fucking hero! I can relate to him so much
RainbowMuncher1 1 month ago
I'm definitely going to look up George Carlin, Thanks for the info :)
robin20116 1 month ago
Good stuff!! . . .
hughc023 1 month ago
@robin20116 george carlin did this long before jim, doug stanhope goes even further than jim, so not all of them
gnrplusledzeppelin 1 month ago
@thetrollking124 No it's not, theirs no belief in a higher power, no church of atheism. And our science is what causes us to believe what we believe, but athieism isn't a belief system, it's simply relying on evidence to justify belief in anything. I'm privileged to be an athiest and not have to believe that someone else controls my life. I like being in control of my life, it gives me purpose. I feel sorry for religious people or as I like to call them: delusional childish idiots.
qaz134 1 month ago
@qaz134
Fucking oath.
TheAnonymousCunt 1 month ago
@chriss0008 I thought the Christian god was forgiving? Look up athieism for idiots on YouTube, ahhaha Christians are just the worst kind of human beings
qaz134 1 month ago
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atheism is a religion.
WHERE IS YOUR SCIENCE NOW?
thetrollking124 1 month ago
@thetrollking124 you are right and if you dont play football you are making sport
MrSwartzj 1 month ago
LMAO
ClapTrapNinjaAssasin 1 month ago
Hhahahaha question to the Christians, if you truly believe you will go to a better place after you die. Go kill yourself! Jim jeffries is a stand up comedian. Who ever goes to his show and groans/boos is retarded. You go to a comedy show and freak out when he tells jokes? Hahahaha Christians suck
qaz134 1 month ago
@qaz134 If they commit suicide, they go to hell... And the bullshit goes on!
chriss0008 1 month ago
I love how every video that is posted by an atheist, it always has a like/dislike bar and open for comments. Most of the theists pages I see that have videos block the bar and comments. That should explain a lot
ryankc83 1 month ago 139
@ryankc83 All that it explains is the overrepresentation of athiests on the Internet. It's the same with libertarians. Any thoughtful critique of libertarianism is highly likely to be flooded with dislikes and comments consisting of recited talking points, while half assed video responses are usually met with praise. While I am an athiest, I am a political minority on the web. I can sympathize with christians in this regard.
setherman412 1 month ago
@ryankc83 Keep in mind that in reality, 80 to 85% of americans are christian, while roughly 10% are libertarian. Spend some time on the internet, and it seems as if the reverse is true.
setherman412 1 month ago
@ryankc83 so true. i like to think we're more open minded to hearing other's opinions, where as theists, not so much
jono1956 4 weeks ago
@ryankc83 Or when they do allow ratings, it looks like a sith lightsaber, while an atheist's bar looks like a jedi lightsaber....this does explain a lot! Carry on, free thinker!
badkarma52 3 weeks ago
@ryankc83 i wander why..... :)
lahav1 2 weeks ago
everything he says about religion is logical and philosophical with a hilarious twist.
MrLMvideo 1 month ago
lol this is so goddamned funny, yet still my exact arguement.
LaKream 1 month ago
this is great
LOGICandREAS0N 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
websterx9 1 month ago
Where was this filmed?
MetalIsEvolution 1 month ago
His accent makes everything better.
SDYgirl 1 month ago
FUCKIN PANDAS!! LOSE THE CUNTS!!
TheBigEyebrows 1 month ago
Brilliant.
okn0tok 1 month ago
"I know this is a Christian country and I stand by your right to be religious, but please know that you are wrong" haha! go right for the fucking deluded cunts jugulars Jim.
1984LizardKing 1 month ago
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1984LizardKing 1 month ago
definitely the best jim jefferies bit ive ever seen
MrChrisbwee 1 month ago
LMAO.... best comedic scene ever!
asdfgoogle 1 month ago
At the end of this video, did anyone else see the featured video, "Homeless Boy Steels the Talent Show" with the thumbnail of an Asian lady with her hands on the side of her face and an "I can't believe what I'm hearing expression" on her face.
Must have been a panda fan...
eyeammi 1 month ago
"AREN'T PANDAS A BUNCH OF CUNTS!?" * applause*
TheGamerDrone 1 month ago
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@Runningjoels since we got so far, let me inform you about paradise: "pleasures that your eyes have never seen, your ears have never heard and your heart could not even imagine", you get paradise women that are so beautiful, if your life weren't eternal you would've died from just watching them, there is no impurity, what you eat will become perfume from your skin, you will get to know all your ancestors/descendants and have peace/happiness and joy knowing this life will never end
Lhaw06 1 month ago
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Lhaw06 1 month ago
this guy needs to be president :)
MrJep0 1 month ago
@MrJep0 He's from Austraila! We dont have a president, we have a Prime Minister!!
PhatArtz 1 month ago
hilarious...as soon as religion comes into play - logic and rationality goes out the window.
Marzattacz 1 month ago 82
Wow I almost died because I laughed so fucking hard... Christians are fucking wrong. About everything
coleblitz127 1 month ago 63
@coleblitz127 About everything ? My mom's a christian, and she thinks creationists are dickheads. Isn't wrong about that is she ? Christians might have strange beliefs but let's not overgeneralize shall we ? If we do they'll have (shaky yes, but still) ground to attack us non-christians on.
gilless429 1 month ago
@coleblitz127 I laughed sooo hard at the Noah's Ark bit involving the dinosaurs. My mother is a creationist and believes dinosaurs and man existed together. She also believes the Earth is 7,000 years old. Fucking religion man...
EnderWiggin85 1 month ago
@EnderWiggin85 damn thats fucked up she believes dinosaurs and man lived together,she believes earth is 7,000 years old. a guess thats bad as my ex who believes theres a god because he gave her sight to see spirits and whatnot.I am so glad I stopped being a devout christian until last year, it took years of unanswered prayers and youtube vids by 43alley and thethinking atheist to save my brain.
TheDarkHadoken 1 month ago 2
@coleblitz127
The worst wrong people are those that use their beliefs to make them submissive. Islam is the worst that facilitates this.
Myanleader 1 month ago
the devil is not in charge of hell, he is being punished in it, there are actually angels under the command of God who execute the punishments and guard the sinners.
Lhaw06 1 month ago
@Lhaw06 hahahah do you even believe in that yourself?
deathstreaks 1 month ago
@deathstreaks yeah i do and so do about 1.500.000.000 other people in the world, the issue of the devil being the opponent of God and having any power himself is a invention by christian clerics, it's not even in the bible as far as i know.
Lhaw06 1 month ago
@Lhaw06 lmfao... you sound so stupid. when you die you rott in the ground, stop being a fucking child.
Runningjoels 1 month ago
@Lhaw06 Where the hell did you get that bullshit from, lol??
PhatArtz 1 month ago
blasphemy and obscenity - both in poor taste - are the last resort when you can't be original or funny. Why in the hell are so many atheists copying the methods of fundamentalists and insisting on converting the world?
smb123211 1 month ago
@smb123211 its stand up comedy... have you been hiding under a rock the last decade? almost every single significant comedian has blasphemy and obscenity. and i dont think hes trying to convert the world, i dont think he expects anyone to take him seriously, again he's a comedian
Runningjoels 1 month ago
@smb123211 Um, because they make a lot more sense than your stupid preachers, lol!
PhatArtz 1 month ago
Holy shit, I wish American comedians were like this! My new favorite!
AlexNiedt 1 month ago 3
and everyone is butthurt
jubulalau 1 month ago
which show is this?
cebolla1212 1 month ago
I love atheist comedians!
sixstrings4jbo 1 month ago 2
Ha ha ha this bloke reminds me of the way many if not everybody I know feels about religion in Australia and I piss myself laughing about Jim letting the bible bashing yanks know how most Aussies feel
andybish76 1 month ago