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  • wait, someone made a serious video about heskey?

  • LMAO

    

  • y cant he do that on FIFA??

  • Well his better than Torres..

  • Like if you knew the title was sarcastic.

  • @Andrewk47x No shit?

  • to bad he was in the starting 11 yesterday

  • ye who is the guy in this montage again cuz i dont notice anyone amazing

  • that last shot was amazing

  • omg this "song" is shit.

  • That awkward moment when everyone one of your goals ever fits into a minute video and two are misses.

  • @Et3rNaL0 read your comment again.

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  • the awkward moment when heskey scores past you when your in goal

  • Why is it sucha short video. there are many more amazing times in his life.

    

  • These moments are sooo rare!!!!!!!

    

  • maybe heskey wasnt a good player but hes now the most epic joke on fifa 12 so dont laugh at him or hell come to rape you :D

  • hahaha i need a dr :P nice song fits it :p

  • ITS HESKEY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Tbh he's not that bad of a player, he's just a bit of an uncoordinated donkey.

  • check out my funny heskey fifa montage please

  • @C4RNI308

    no

  • @22may95 your cool u mad bro

  • Heskey is the best player of all time, Pele is beginner comparing to Heksey :)

  • That was some fucking goal the last one

  • its not like Rooney, Lamparp, Gerrard and terry play well for england so stop picking on heskey as the reason for england being shit

  • Heskey needs more then just a doctor! XD

  • it's 1:13 minutes long for a reason...

  • i would bet noone of you would say sth to him in his face. But in internet you all can do everything better...

  • @soxeo99 OBVIOUSLY.

  • if heskey can score so can i

  • usually videos of good moments 4 soccer players are around 4-5 minutes. heskey only managed 1 minute

  • What shit keeper lets in goals from Emile Heskey? No but seriously hes scored 151 goals disclosing England, But thats from 681 games

  • all you haters, how many of you have got over 50 england caps?

  • check out my channel please

  • i used to be as good as him, but then took an arrow to the knee..

  • @CasualCrafter Wow your incredibly funny...NOT.

  • Check out my latest video/watch?v=wIqNTqdHAeU

  • these heskey jokes are crossing the line unlike his shots

  • It's ironic because it's only 1:00 long Lol

  • Why never me???

  • is Heskey bad? I don't know much about him but it seems like a lot of these comments are sarcastic.

  • @wwakeforestt No crap, he has the attributes of a defending midfielder rather than a striker.

  • @Mike44PL I mean he was on the English national team for a while so from a distance I couldn't really tell if he was actually good or not

  • @wwakeforestt Ye i thought similar at first, then I realized it was all sarcasm because of the guy KSIolajidebt that makes FIFA videos and glorifies Heskey.

  • Greatest hits and the video is only 1:13 long.... lol

  • HESKEY TIME!!!!

  • physically painful to watch him play, that's how good he is.

  • The greatest player to ever wear Liverpool's number 8 shirt,bar none

  • Update it just to add the Man U miss that went out for a header

  • @Calumeum Went out for a header.... Only heskey could do that

  • @xFifaGuidex Lol

  • the black andy carroll

  • emile heskey the crap

  • Some say that monster's check their closet at night for Heskey

  • Holy shit! you managed to find all 4 of Heskey's goals!

  • lol i would but id probably get arrested

  • going to justin beiber baby to hate inabit.

  • and some say chuck norris has an emile heskey shirt

  • going to get my advent calender brb

  • some say heskeys toaster is the pack a punch machine

  • some say prostitutes pay for heskey

  • some say that pele has a picture of heskey in his bedroom

  • some say, real madrid have his number on speed dial

  • Some say that barcelona are planning a 80 million pound bid in january

  • some say, god prays to heskey

  • his greatest moments are only 1:13 long HAHAHAHA shit player

  • @watson07 how dare you call that legend shit...

  • @watson07 He has 59 caps for england, and now 500 bpl matches played too, how many do you have? How many goals have you scored? :)?

  • Is that really Heskey at 0:47? cracking finish :O

  • Im not watching this shit how can you fit heskeys greatest moments in a minute?

  • WOW all of heskeys goals in one video!

  • lol....this video captured the true heskey. A useless fuck

  • Heskey is quality. England have relied on him because they lack the quality to play good football so rely on a player like him for hoofball. Then he takes the stick for doing his job right.

    Long live Heskey!

  • Hang on... Heskey scored?

  • Naturally blessed.

  • the song to the video should be "I need a Heskey"

  • Heskey's gonna rape you

  • You just cannot teach that sort of skill.

  • the powerhouse

  • i came here not for the video, but the top comments.

  • the last goal was actually pretty good...

    

  • i love emile what fab right foot he has , moan the emile x

  • kwame brown's brother?

  • I love how this is only 1 minute long and there areonly 6 clips :') Priceless

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  • @Hashpotato :)

  • @Hashpotato they all have something in common with your mom

  • @Hashpotato wow you are retarded mate

  • @Hashpotato don't call Eminem shit you fucking greasy cunt. He is a God. Along with Emile.

  • @AFCrconz lol but he is shit :P umad?

  • @1996Jamez Mateeee Eminem is fucking awesome!

  • @AFCrconz nah i think rap sucks :P

  • the fact that his 'greatest moments' montage is 1:13 says it all really 

  • Emile Heskey is undoubtably the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

  • i cryed:'(

  • skrillex scary monsters and nice spirits fits this montage perfectly

  • The funny part is that the video is only 1:15 long.

  • song ??

  • @nimbusambu I need a doctor eminem :)

  • @xFifaGuidex thanks :) nice song :))

  • @xFifaGuidex its by dr dre :L

  • AWESOME, BETTER THAN MESSI

  • you know why hes bad? hes lenny henry in disguise

  • im here because of ksi

  • @CodBoykk Great Shout

  • HEY-he's better then torres

  • @dastuster How?

  • If heskey was so crap he wouldnt play any matches and would be sacked. i dont see any of you on TV

  • @2ReviewMedia im better than hesky.

  • @2ReviewMedia haha lol no just no, heskey is so wank, 56 apps 7 goals for england, fucking sick mate seriously..... 1999-2010 7 goals, just wow. Watch heskey vs algeria at 2010 world cup, then tell me he is a good footballer please!

  • his greatest moments, the vids only a minuite long lol

  • Heskeys main Job in Football was to Hold Up play and Assist the other striker, And he did it better then any other English Striker

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  • 6 Goals. greatest highlights.

  • Heskey greatest moments.

    - Length of video : 1:13.

    Hilarious, but a great player he is.

    Heskey is awesome.

  • hesky was actually awsome when he started a liverpool everyone forgets that

  • Hesky use to be a beast but like every1 theres a time to move on

  • The joke of English football

  • The heskey jokes are getting old now

    Just back off the man

    Not like every video you go on you have to type in your sarcasm saying "HESKEY IS THE BEST"

    and you know he's not as great as others atleast he plays football at an professional level whereas you all sit home behind a monitor and talk shit

  • I see the same goals everytime a watch a video with Heskey in it LOL

  • why do people pull the piss out of him? yes it can be funny but think about it, he isnt on a good salary because he is pushing on so he obviously plays now more than anything because he loves to. most of the dickheads retire as soon as possible when they know they have enough in the bank to leave them very comfortable for the rest of their lives. besides, look at the state of some of the players floating around atm, obertan, anderson, titus bramble, paul mcshane..the list keeps going...

  • Emile Heskey (England) 59 caps, 7 goals.

    Rene Higuita (Colombia) 68 caps, 8 goals.

    Jose Luis Chilavert (Paraguay) 74 caps, 8 goals.

    Unlucky Emile, the other two are goalkeepers...

  • The funny thing is, the video is only 1:13. "Montage"

  • Now thats what I call talent

  • heskey (england) - 7 goals ( 62 app)

    José Luis Chilavert ( paraguay )- 8 goals ( 56 app )

    René Higuita ( columbia ) - 8 goals ( 68 app )

    But dear Heskey , the last two players were "goalkeepers" ...

  • @karthikmilan42004 And what a retard you look, 1) for copying what 1000's of other people have put on other Heskey videos. 2) For not realizing Heskey never got a chance with england while at his peak. He only really got to play after the goals in him started to fade away and he became a more all round player by helping defence and setting up other players. so please do us all a favor and STFU.

  • Heskey > Messi+Ronaldo

  • Heskey is a lumberjack..

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  • We love Emile Heskey !! Fucking legend ;) He should honestly be on the Liverpool legend section on the website ! :D (Not joking) !!

  • Jamie carragher has more own goals than heskey's goals for england

  • Guess why heskey did shit at school, because he MISSED all his lessons haha,

    nah only joking because he is black.

  • @iTzChewitt I was joking, heskey was a fucking hero at liverpool and hes a bear

  • <3 Heskey

  • Heskey is an absoulute legend and a goal scoring hero. I look up to him. Nah only joking, hes fucking SHITE.

  • @zTheMightyBoosh Emilie Heskey = played 609, scored 136, goals per game = 1 per 4.47 games. At his peak he was an absolute goal machine and he's getting on a bit now so give him a fucking break.

  • @iTzChewitt well said mate :)

  • @iTzChewitt Right, I'll be the one to say it. That is a piss-poor record for a striker

  • @iTzChewitt HE PEAKED AT ABOUT 24 YEARS OLD

  • @iTzChewitt How many of those goals came in the championship for Leicester when Martin O'Neill was managing him? Just saying, David Connolly is a great Championship striker, but he was fucking brutal in the Premiership

  • @zTheMightyBoosh I agree with the first part.... the end is all lies though.

  • @zTheMightyBoosh If hes shite , which he's not , how come hes a professional footballer and your not? he's not a finisher hes a playmaker so hop off heskey , hes a hero.

  • @zTheMightyBoosh alright then. become a pro footie player. become A PREMIER league player. score more than heskey has scored [abt 140]

  • meh, not really, wouldnt work if you were saying it to him 1st time. unlucky kid.

    btw, heskey is shite

  • @Kingdan1010 take a joke prick

  • @xFifaGuidex get better comebacks wee boy

  • when has heskey had any really good moments, you chose him to make a montage out of ??? seriously, and you say one of our videos is shit, sort your life out you failure

  • @TheUKTECH he is better then you

  • @xFifaGuidex im pretty sure we are all better than heskey

  • @Kingdan1010 dont see you being playing out there? having a good career? dont give him grief he is old

  • @xFifaGuidex dont see you playing out there??? are you 6? kid, ask mommy to right some better comebacks for you. but is heskey even 'playing out there?' WHENEVER he ever gets a game for villa he offers nothing but a half arsed oaf who lumbers about the pitch wheezing and selling premier inn rooms. but you are right he is old, old and shit.

  • @Kingdan1010 feck off

  • short montage

  • @zXFreeStyleXz better then what u cud do

  • @xFifaGuidex thats an awful comeback

  • @Kingdan1010 well if he wants my comeback then he can ho wipe it off his mams face :')

    Was that any better? ;)

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