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  • 28:15 ooooh mixed up George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.

    Still funny as shit but . . .I guess all white dudes look alike too huh.

  • @ENTERRAPTURE20 I'm a Muslim. Allah is the only God and Muhammad is his prophet.

  • its doo-doo baby

  • BoBBies @ 32:36 ..... thumbs up so people can enjoy

  • Its alright

  • San Fran has a higher percentage of gay people in comparison to NY or LA and by percentage Houston Texas is the second gayest city in the UnitedStates

  • @mikygreathouse and that matters why? They're still people.

  • @mikygreathouse wait nevermind, heard Chappelle's comment, my bad, sorry

  • Thanks for the full upload dude this is awesome.

  • You are so cool Bro............. I need to live next to you because it is what it is Bro.......

  • amazing titties at 32:37

  • Rick James Bitch.

  • this man is a living Legend of Comedy.

  • Fuck Carrots!

  • I remeber a few years ago I was listening to this with my uncle and brother in the living room and the speakers and through the whole time even without the video we felt like we were about to die laughing, man thanks david! you bring laughter to those who understand.

  • how long ago was this??

  • @nini7515034 It was 2003

  • BIG BRIGHT RED BOOTY.

  • mo monkey puss~sey fo me!

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  • this brah is halarious...."chief the spirits have got me....calm down black face" ahahaha

  • New York and LA have more gay people than Sanfrancisco actually, hell even Atlanta,. .SF only has the Castro neighborhood, i dont see why everyone thinks its so gay?! lol

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  • But if he has a calendar and today's paper in his hands how does he...

    Never mind

  • @bullsquid42 hahhaha.

  • And Fuck Carrots,,,,,,

  • Best comedian on earth!!!

  • 32:38

    ( . ) ( . )

  • @ICUPP93 i was just gonna post this

  • oh c'mon...kevin hart is shit

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  • Tippee XD

  • best comedians in the world?

    1. dave chappelle

    2. kevin hart

  • @KillerLord26 i think u mean katt willams and dave chappelle.. kevin hart is close tho

  • Scroll back up bitch you're missing the show.

  • @Bak3dB3an nahh! I paused it!

  • @Bak3dB3an I paused it motherfucker.

  • HEy wtf!!? Oh shit it's dave chapelle.... and his baalls are smooth as eggs.

    ROFL

  • Money well spent.

  • What's up with the retarded fuck saying Tue raptures comings I'm atheist and I know that when its supposed to happen but its not nobody will know

  • "PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY...." Looool

  • 10:50 HAHAHA

  • Nah, 7 people got a nut busted on their forehead from a homeless man

  • I love you, SixPack10000.

  • I would like to see more stands up from this man DAVE CHAPPELLE

  • @The88wtf If it'll let me upload more, it should be up by tomorrow on my second channel "pawel00000".

  • @The88wtf he sayed he will never do stand up again i belive after he went crazy

  • @seamonkeyflying he didnt go crazy... look up on youtube... inside the actors studio... he gives an interview about whar really happened

  • @The88wtf hes currently not doing standup i believe at least not televised just for fun he does now which is sad he was one of the few comedians with not just the laugh but the soul man.

  • I live in New Mexico and its true. They are at wal mart or the Beer barn.

  • 32:39 tits.

  • Where is JAAAA

  • The 7 people that disliked this were laughing so much they miss clicked the like button

  • I... died I lold from start to finish

  • the 7 people who disliked this are fxckin stupid..

  • Fuck Carrots 

  • "this is crazy man...but you used to live in my balls!"

  • this is so so funny hahaha

  • White people throw up devil horns for Dave Chappelle.

  • GW had no part in wrighting that.

  • Thank you for uploading this onto youtube. <3

  • Imo 7 ppl missclicked

  • I wonder if anybody's watched this without laughing out loud..is it even possible?

  • whats the thing bill cosby said? any video i can watch to see?

  • How the fuck can you dislike this?....there is absolutely no way...must have been 7 blind monkeys or some shit

  • MORE MONKEY PUSSY FOR ME

  • he was funnier skinny man

  • 6 people are out of the human pussy game, forever.

  • Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence not GW

  • 6 viewers are those guys who were on the bus when the homeless dude was jerkin off all over 'em.

  • ".....play for your freedom."

  • chris rock and dave chappelle are going on tour together.

  • @zembabweking Holy shit, no way

  • i understand why timothydelaghetto likes him

  • "Son, you're to young to understand this is fucking crazy... You used to live in my balls man!"

    Pure gold.

  • One of the chillest...

  • Welcome to OAKLAND BITCH XD! So true! Frisco is pretty much full of hipster and chill people and in Oakland...well you can't act all friendly to everyone there XD. Born and raised in Oakland lol

  • Thanks for the upload. Chappelle is the best!

  • AM RICH BIATCH!!!!!!

  • 32:37 - 32:39 .. boooobs

  • @CannonMan08 Exactly my thoughts, man those bazoomas are on display!

  • legendary 

  • Love Dave Chappelle, comedic genius

  • Thank you so much for you risk of copyright!

  • whats the song at the beginning?

  • i hope u realize putting the disclaimer doesnt have any effect on the illegality or legality of the video, not trolling, just a tip. tnx for putting this up

  • @darkslaya272 yeah i know but better this than nothing.

  • this is mad TOUCH-UP TV LIVE HD VIDEOS FROM NYC COME SEE NYC 

  • America! The only place where a black man can become a white woman.

  • I wish he comes back and do another special

  • Very....educational. ;)

  • I LOVE his white man voice. Hilarious!

  • @drumgroovy "That nigger's guilty...It was a GODDAMNED Piledriver." lol

  • Is he toking a joint at 1:00? If he is then that is the best thing ever.

  • @Philzwhodrumz If he is, then that is a big fat fucking joint.

  • EPIC moment @32:39 O____O

  • fuk carrots!

  • nigga what the fuck is JOOSE

  • @Aldaan3333 I seriously fucking laughed out loud at that joke!

  • DC is on my top 3 for comedians he brings not just comedy but the truth on what's happening in the world today...

  • who says black men can't do standup?

  • @TheRaleyman ...nobody...

  • @JohnMacFarTV a lot of people, actually... i just dont know their names.

  • @TheRaleyman nobody...

  • awesome video

  • big thanks for uploading this!

  • gottta watch before it gets taken down.

  • Would you be interested in some... Disney Dollars?"

    "Hell no, you can't buy weed and women with Disney Dollars!"

  • thanks for all your vidz and for ya work man !!

  • Thanks for uploading your a champ

  • LONG LIVE CHAPPELLES!!!!

  • Rated MA? ... Most Audiences?

  • @onesicpupy Mature audiences...

  • @onesicpupy actually, that would be more of a "G" rating. as in, general audiences.

  • 32:38 seriously just click this

  • 32:38 for awesome

  • Fap man in bus... lmfao!!!!

  • @gtstyle1 Probably Dave Chappelle

  • no motherfucker he's fake it's not his number

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  • who the fuck is this 1 asshole who hit the dislike button, i want to know why you dont like?

  • This doesn't fall under fair use for any part of the definition you used, but I'm damn glad you put it up anyway.

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  • "rip your dick off like a celery stalk, throw it in tall grass to never be seen again" haha

  • gilla

  • "Caution your a feeble minded fuck-wit who can't comprehend sarcasm, humour and comedy, please seek assistance when watching this media"

  • I love chicken and watermelon. And im asian!!! I dont like sushi though.

  • Who da fuck would dislike this???

  • @RheinhardtP the same prick who doesnt like watermelon and chicken. that shit is delicious.

  • i salute you.

  • chocolate? This is doodoo baby!

  • FUCK CARROTS!!!! 23:11 haha

  • FUCK CARROTS!!!! haha

  • can you upload daniel tosh-for what its worth full?

  • he is fuckin awesome

  • THANK YOU!

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