India Pakistan Wagah Attari Border Closing Ceremony (By Sanjeev Bhaskar - The Longest Road).

[thunderindian26]

Great video

[spacemarin37]

ministry of silly walks???

[OlympicAirPilot]

i prefer the deadly silence on the demarcation line of sout and north korea.

[moonytinydoggy]

better than north-south Korea

[gj18p420]

wow, wat a ceremony.. and we people are fighting over stupid things.. respect for all soldiers no matter wat country they reside.. and the english man commenting over here.. jst tell me did ur mother invented softwares before 1947.. u people gv nthn to indians or pakistanis.. u jst took away our money .. n in 60 yrs.. we are ahead of u now..

[IskrenoVasa]

@gj18p420

sure you are :/ it is nicely presented in the clip...

[djp4nfa]

Idiots

[djp4nfa]

Idiots

[TheAleksey8]

убей меня курица задом...они зачем так топают????Наши у Мавзолея по сравнению с ними Божьи агнцы

[vashiniraj007]

@19928774950 Unko apne haal pe rehne do.... wo nahi samjhenge ki ek din ham sab ek the... aur agar aaj bhi ho jaaye to english logo ki maar sakte hai.... lekin in logo ke dil me nafrat kam nahi hoti...

[dseanc]

imho, as a neutral, i thought the Pakistani guards wore smarter uniforms and were more fearsome looking, would love to have a fumble with the big bearded one, bet his balls are as hairy and would love it if they were on my chin ;-)

[karrama10]

CNN got me here.

[strixcz]

Lol, this is hillarious =D

[kevinmac81]

This is probably the coolest thing I have ever seen. Have respect for culture!

[patientzero532]

@kevinmac81 Stupidest fucking military ceremony I have ever seen.  Sheer buffoonery. This is the unspoken, mentally deficient, bastard child of the British Empire in India. They took what the Brits taught them, and unsupervised over the decades... you now have THIS.

[giorgioye]

really funny those indian curry guys

[19928774950]

@giorgioye While admittedly this is funny it speaks a lot about your momma that all you can think about when mentioning India is curry and not software or mathematics.

[giorgioye]

@19928774950 yea ur british master taught u a lot like hinglish like software or like mathematics. u must be thankful to ur master and reply "yea my master" not aggresivly

[19928774950]

@giorgioye You are a fuckin' moron. Software was not even invented (not in its current form anyways) when the Brits left India. Your momma must be on drugs when she got pregnant.

[giorgioye]

@19928774950 the best treasure that british master left u is english so that you cheap manpower may produce software in english at a cheap price...otherwise u still work like taxi driver or watch door dog as once upon a time

[19928774950]

@giorgioye Yet again you prove that you are stupid and know nothing about ancient India's history. However, as the old saying goes don't fight with pigs, you get all dirty and they enjoy it, so adios you pig.

[giorgioye]

@19928774950 yea here everybody think u pork not me hehehe...pls read comments all guys laugh at u funny indians

[fezzyfay]

@giorgioye your comments are not concise in the least! Please learn how to type before displaying your ignorant prejudices. As it is now, you sound like a 12 year old

[synjerome]

so fucking stupid

[prof585]

what the hell is going on?

[xCh34pShOtx]

That marching looks funny lol. Why do they have to move their arms so much?

[OverG88]

What that guy with microfone is saying?

[strixcz]

@OverG88 "And NOOOW, let's show them how we mastered the silly walk!" I guess ;o)

[deadhorseman]

Stomp the yard NIGGA!!!

[mrfwest]

this is weird? 

[bmanyugioh7]

NOW THIS IS HOW WARS SHOULD BE FOUGHT!!!

[mastbandahai]

it gives me great joy every time i hear about the drones bombing Pakistan. These drones are the hands of GOD punishing their crimes. Because of suicidal bomb attacks in pakistan, everyone is counting the last days... ha ha ha ha

DRONE ZINDABAD!

DRONE ZINDABAD!

DRONE ZINDABAD!

DRONE ZINDABAD!

let us teach whole pakistan muslim history. Muslims of Saudi, Syria, Libya, Egypt, Palestine, Iran etc.were all slaves of British French italy russians etc

DRONE ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND­ABAD!

[sunchans]

The ceremony was great. I hope some day these two nations will rejoin again as one nation together with Bangladesh.

[tawanbug]

hahaha

[s0v13tRaz3r]

the minsitry of silly walks, monty python anyone?

[biggurs]

pakis are retarded............... wearing pyjamas............ fucking pakissssssssssssssssssssss

[thepantherx12]

Obviously this ceremony harkens back to the days where there was more snakes in the area, started as a friendly contest between the guards to see who could smash the most snake skulls.

Very quickly got out of hand.

[linkogecko]

2:22 "And I said GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR".

[bindazaan]

handshake was the best part!

[korbenea]

This ceremony must be meaningful for both countries but it seems also reflects a sad history between India and Pakistan, which were originally same nations... At the other side of the border, there are still conflict occurring between Islam and Hindu people... What a sad situation it is... I feel sorry to them. I hope the truthful and peaceful negotiation be made between these countries.... Peace with you all.

[niceuser1234]

Seemed like turbo powered version of giant Charlie Chaplin. lol

[Guayabero1977]

They are imitating the birds of paradise

[Joez86]

Where's John Cleese?

[simsim1494]

i saw veerzara last nite n saw they passed to india by only d gate?

[simsim1494]

plz any1 tell me whats tat?

[dazzlefun]

Do the do this everyday?

[KOSOVOisSERBIA222]

Idemo INDIA !!!!!!!

[LadyMACBETH1989]

@KOSOVOisSERBIA222 I ja navijam za njih! :) Mada, Pakistanci dobro glume.

[americhanac]

Benny Hill Vs Monthy Python

[americhanac]

Sjajno!

[OverG88]

Cool mustaches! xD

[alooobre]

Same like Serbs, Croats and Bosniaks!

[NeshilaJunior]

what the fuck is this hahaha

[vitezbg]

Sterilisation is only solution for third world countries.Otherwise they will expand soon ,..

[I3harat]

I like the handshake at the end.

[MagnaYu]

Same like Serbs and Croats -:))

[thrillseeking]

@MagnaYu they dance better that us :D

[93Dixy]

@MagnaYu Mogli bi ovako, mozda privucemo neke turiste :DD

[Korisniknovi]

@MagnaYu

So, fuck Yugoslavia, that monstrous creation that took hundreds of thousands of lives and fuck all idiots who spread this criminal idea.

As a Serb, can't you live alone?

Why you push so hard to draw other people into same state with you?

Is it because you are not capable to live on your own?

[MrHighlander011]

@Korisniknovi ONLY BLAME OF SERBS IS THAT THEYRE KING ALEXANDER THE FIRST-UNIFIER, MADE YUGOSLAVIA AND LEAVE MILION OF SERBS IN TODAYS CROATIA AND BOSNIA. WE DONT LIVE ALONE, IN SERBIA IS MORE NATIONS LIVING TOGEATHER, MORE THAN ANY COUNTRY IN EUROPE, YOU IGNORANT DUMBASS! FUCK THE USA!

[svaroglo82]

@Korisniknovi What an ignorant prick you are sir! :)

[MagnaYu]

@Korisniknovi What a fucking RETARD you are! All you say is worthless. Who's pushing you brainwashed morons to live in Yugoslavia? Nobody ever pushed you rotten-brained cro-nationalists to live in it, but you cannot forbid normal people to live in it. Krajina, Istra and half of Dalmacija are for Yugoslavia and they don't care for your collapsed Croatia any more. More and more NORMAL ex-Yugoslavians want new integrations, and they will come soon, that's a fact that will kill all morons like you!

[Patchman123]

@MagnaYu

No they are not because Serbs and Croats speak the same language and are the same race. They are not the same as Serbs and Croats at all. Serbs and Croats never close their borders like these guys do. Serbs and Croats do not have nuclear weapons. Punjabis and Hindus are different groups with different languages and Serbs and Croats have their borders clearly defined and those are small groups of nationalists, not whole governments like over in India and Pakistan. See.

[MagnaYu]

@Patchman123 hey, I agree with the most you said, especially the fact that Serbs and Croats are ONE nation with 2 names. Read my profile and you'll see what I am talking about. Saying that these guys are like Serbs and Croats was an absolutely metaphorical remark, knownig the political issues that these 2 groups of Indo-Iranians had through the history, which is in a way similar to those that Serbs (Orthodox) and Croats (Catholics) in ex-Yugoslavia had in the past. Nothing else.

[fartybraindeath]

@Patchman123 Punjabis are an ethnic group defined by language and region of origin. Hindus follow a religion. There are Muslim, Sikh and Hindu Punjabis and they live on both sides of the border. Urdu, the most important language of Pakistan, and Hindi, the most important language of India, are essentially the same language with different alphabets, just like Serbian and Croatian.

[srdjanHD]

lolwut

[1nContr0l]

ahahahahhahahahahhahahhahaahha­ahhahahhahahahaha

[brainwashed13G]

Is this real? please say that it is from a movie...

[93Dixy]

@brainwashed13G NO XD

[modshroom]

this is the best thing I have ever seen ever.

[Sagamore87]

LMAO

[RuiN50521]

a lot of boots get hurt every day . . .

[RayKalmNiam]

@batfly How are they freaks? You try doing this with Mexico and Texas.

[basesku]

ye squash those cockroaches :)

nice vid

[shazadmoon]

Inden poulet à pakistanai Léon

[NutEgg7777]

cool!

[tendollarword]

That's some badass headgear.

[docsimonson]

The Indian fellers got their gate closed first. Does that mean they won?

[TheSanityInspector]

Pakistan just granted India Most Favored Nation trade status, so maybe the tensions between the two countries will ease a bit now. Very welcome news if it works out that way.

[RayKalmNiam]

@TheSanityInspector Pakistan also returned a captured Indian helicopter crew back home.

[jimeast2]

I can't get enough of this.

[bagpiperinuk]

muslims will be cut to pieces if they ever attack india. For every one indian casualty in a terrorist attack backed by pakistan atleast 100 muslims will be killed. Arab Muslims of Saudi, Syria, Libya, Egypt, Palestine, Iran etc.were slaves of British French and of Mongols and then Russians in central asia for centuries and they say muslims were never slaves! Pakistan fuels separatist movements in india but they are losing support. India is rising whilePakistan is suffering in balochistan karachi

[reydelacosa]

that handshake at the end was great

[TheMrGorbasa]

Вот клоуны, блеать.

[YuriHisokaa]

LEGO ?

[borderraven]

Looks like a mating ritual of a bird species. Non the less an impeccable display of military procedure.

[OBSysteme]

@borderraven I've heard its inspired by a peacock species native to northern india and pakistan?

[Gunnywontbehappy]

The ministry of silly walks would be proud.

[Romcio47]

Impressive ceremony and incredibly great culture!

[ditho9]

what an amazing culture!

[Leandroalemauuum]

1:15 - 1:22 - SO GAY!

[OBSysteme]

@Leandroalemauuum what are you talking about, its faboulus display. Its all about the attitude, and while the indians are crisper in their moves, I find that the pahkistanis have some rather distinctive moves, like 1:15:1:22 - SO GREAT!

[Leandroalemauuum]

@OBSysteme i'm just kidding, i love that.

[mmsmsy]

komiczne :D ale przynajmniej mają jakieś widowisko :P

[znawcayeny]

już to jest na głównej na SURDU.pl niezły hit! zobaczcie więcej podobnych na SURDU.pl

[Modsog]

I close my gate to my house in 5-10 sec but they need over 2,5 min. They all sucks.

[KKustyk]

Poważnie ??

[aryowailangitoyo97]

is Sanjeev Bhaskar Indian? he looks like and looks like the people in this video in india

[Zlatko2009]

You have to appreciate the appreciation for the formalities in life. Separates us from the animals. I can always eat with my hands, but I prefer a fork.

[LawfulDrugg]

@Zlatko2009

But food taste so better with your fingers.

The enzymes on your fingers make the food taste richer.

I doubt I'm an beast.

[StefanKaleta]

Am I the only one who immediately thought of Ministry of Silly Walks?

[TheSanityInspector]

@StefanKaleta No, the narrator did too.

[sondano]

@StefanKaleta I came here from the Ministry of Silly Walks

[munnabhaibtech1]

BHARAT MATA KI.....JAIIIIIIIIIIII

[livininomaha]

Both these nations have nuclear arsenals. Sleep tight.

[irenfrea]

Much more civilized as its done on the USA-Mexico border, there US agents will smuggle drugs and shoot immigrants.

[onemargaretable]

Fascinating! I'd love to see it in real life. The commentary is a bit insulting.

[Reghedable]

1:15

Michael Jackson.

[ramblingbiorobot]

bloody savages, both of them

[simond10]

@ramblingbiorobot Coming from the land of the rapists and pillagers.

[sajan123able]

Who is Responsible for the loss of lives of Indian Soldiers and civilians by the onslaught of men from across the border?

What is Our Defence infrastructure? weather capable enough to defend or not?Bring our infrastructure in a single room tells the enemy beware of any more firing or infiltration into India.

Thanks

Xavier.A.A

[bbbilen]

very cool. Can't USA and Canada do something similar on their border?

[ziemniak0783]

Reminded me of Ministry of Silly Walks by Monty Python :D

[TheRayannwin]

Omg



[tintinex]

REASONS WHY WE DNT GIVE SHIT ABOUT PORNISTANI..

I.THEY ARE NOT WORTH FIGHTING,ITS LIKE PLAYING CHESS AGAINST MONKEY

II.THEY ARE LARGEST EXPORTER OF TERRORIST IN THE WHOLE WORLD

III.THEY DNT HAVE FINANCIAL AND INFRASTRUCTURAL BACKGROUND TO COMPETE WITH US.

IV.THEIR ECONOMY IS TOOO FRAGILE..

V.PORNISTAN IS CONSIDERED "FAILED STATE"

VI.THEY ARE KILLING EACH OTHER,WE HAVE TO JUST WATCH N ENJOY IN NEWS..

VII.THEY ARE JUST LUNATIC/FANATIC

VIII.THEY R DYING DAY BY DAY

[ambera760]

@tintinex so why u watching this video if you feel that way? can't you go onto a youtube video and just watch it and enjoy it? and if it bothers you that much why are you on this particular video which shows india and pakistan?

[tintinex]

@ambera760 WTF IS WRONG WITH U MOTHERFUCKER!I JUST FELT THE NEED TO WRITE WATEVER I LIKE....FUCK U RANDI KA AAULAAD,JUST GO AND FUCK UR MOTHER.....FUCK U AGAIN!

[q8unique85]

I like military shows, Viva la Pakistan from your Saudi brothers.

[tintinex]

@q8unique85 SAUDI ASS SAND NIGGAR,U SAUDI GUYS ARE ALIVE JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR OIL FIELD,HAD IT NOT BEEN YOUR OIL....YOU'D HAVE ROAMING IN SAHARA LIKE YOUR ANCESTERS 60 YEARS AGO...

[RayKalmNiam]

@q8unique85 Don't listen to Tintinex - he's a troll. Regards to Saudi Arabia from a Pakistani brother.

[gladefoam]

1:43 i can easily tell that its paki side.

[SadafDanAziz]

india is the best :D look at indians yaar soooo nice marching better then pakis !!!!well wht eva whos the mother of Pakistan ? ovi !! INDIA 

[7300MUPL0AD3R]

@SadafDanAziz omg! its people like you who are just to immature! why cant you fucking settle your differance & ours? Instead Of Acting Hard & Posting It On Here? Childish Mofo...

[innocuoushunter]

@SadafDanAziz more like india being the bitch of Pakistan.. for whining and bitching all the time whenever Pakistan does something

Watch the other video where ur bhangee shudra soldier could not withstand the Paki boot on his shitface. and the pic where one peed his sorry shudra self

[SadafDanAziz]

@innocuoushunter lol ull r soooooooooo for get it i m educated u r not i dont want to spoil my tun

[innocuoushunter]

@SadafDanAziz Oh so you are educated in getting ur rectum raped , Thats fine

and FYI, I have Bachelors and Masters and PhD in ass banging you bhangees

[SadafDanAziz]

@innocuoushunter i have done MBA , dress designing, interior , phd in languages ENGLISH ARBI !!!!! n all this lol words u use shows how educated u r

[innocuoushunter]

@SadafDanAziz perfect i have job for you. and you know what it is lol

anyway im gonna ask again, not being rude or anything, are you suffering from somekind of inferiority complex? are you a female?

[SadafDanAziz]

@innocuoushunter its none of ur business

[innocuoushunter]

@SadafDanAziz i will take that as yes. lol

[7300MUPL0AD3R]

@innocuoushunter damn... on the day of judgement just remeber what you said racist and i hope God Plans The Worst for all your days! now dont reply because i dont wanna waste my time on monkeys like you goping on daal!

[innocuoushunter]

@7300MUPL0AD3R but u deserve to get ur ass whooped for disturbing me. Whats wrong with you wannabe brahman? short on curry, veggi or cow urine? . We eat meat unlike you who worship it. O im watching my words carefully. its you who need to watch it. Yes im racist only towards dirty smelly thin legged gutter crawling maggots small penis bastards i.e. indians

[7300MUPL0AD3R]

@innocuoushunter but im pakistani! not indian!!!

[innocuoushunter]

@7300MUPL0AD3R sry its ok. you were supposed to qoute someone else

[JMGproductions650]

@innocuoushunter dont diss india cuz they would be the richest more powerfull country in this planet earth if patents did not excist lol yea thats right they would own you by the way im not indian just an average BROWN america that shows respect and some education to people LIKE YOU! -

[4000productions]

YOUR FACE GODDAMMIT!

[cockyjeremy]

These people are fucking stupid. lol.

[Allyso12]

@cockyjeremy

Do you even know what PRIDE and HONOUR of your country are???

[cockyjeremy]

@Allyso12 Why the CAPITALIZATION? I know what pride and honor are. This is just.. fucking goofy.

[thf415]

@cockyjeremy it might seem goofy on the surface, but its the little things like this that could help lead to an eventual lasting peace. Peace doesn't happen overnight, and improving relations between any two countries is a constant, continuing process.

[panniize]

@cockyjeremy Screw you.

[cockyjeremy]

@panniize That hurt.

[panniize]

@cockyjeremy I wouldn't think so. I'm assuming you have enough experience.

[cockyjeremy]

@panniize You say that like it's a bad thing.

[frilink]

One of the best formal ceremony I've ever seen......

[Stormscape32]

TIL the Ministry of Silly Walks is real

[Keira2694]

@Stormscape32 Hey? Guess what! FUCK YOU

[NiedobryMis]

@Stormscape32 I thought exacly the same. Madness! I'm still laughing.

[tokelazor]

These soldiers, during the holiday season, can also can be found at Radio City Music Hall.

[dreamingCOLORS]

0:29 ministry of silly wolves?



[ASSEMblerEX]

I'd rather this than war any day. Handshakes for all !!

[vzondag]

what just happened

[Fig1024]

I want this to be on US / Canada border

[Vodianjin]

HAHAHA ITS FUNNEH CAUSE HE HAS A MONO-BROW!

[Dylanius]

Im waiting for the Full Rimmer Salute

[51674]

LOLOLOLOL Hi Reddit!

[AndreyPurtov]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!

[n1ztb]

The handshake is the best part of the ceremony, by far. Excellent display of peace.

[TheYashu200]

man , i just love the way how both the solders show solidity and strength of their country but at last they both shake hand very gently and peacefully 2:20

[uprem1989]

this is the best border of the world where two countries meet on the border

[amath12345]

the ministry of silly walks really have their jobs cut out for them...

How nice if South Korea & North Korea do this in the DMZ

and shake hands after that.

Make peace and not war & not to be hostile to each other.

It would certainly be a Tourist attraction with each side shouting

"South Korea & North