They purposely make tootsie rolls look like little nigger dicks. The rest of America can act like sheep and buy into this bullshit nigger-love conspiracy but I have had it.
we actually did a test for this in 4th grade..according to my tally chart, it was in the 720 +/- range ..1 tally for every 20 licks..awesome day to be a 4th grader. Also, I like how the turtle said he never made it without biting..yet he's shown to have no teeth..foreshadowing what happens if you eat too many? :)
you know during the Spanish inquisition women accused of heresy and lesbianism were forced to place thier vagina directly on top of a large, stout, pyrimid shaped thing made of metal called a judas cradle. The pain would be intense as thier own weight would force them downwards driving the tip of the deviece slowly up the vagina reaching into the clitoris this stretches the vagina out until it finally bursts in half. HORRIBLE VAGINA TORTURE. it can also be done anally.
Only 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 licks.
They actually have a machine at the factory that tested just how many licks it DOES take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop...unfortunately, I don't remember what the exact total was. My kids have never made it without biting either!
Top 4 quiestions: Why aren't the living creatures colored? How does an owl bite off of a tootsie pop like that? Where are the kids clothes? What is the turtle looking at during 0:05? Where is the ground?
liars! !!!!!!!!!!! i had read it takes 100 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop! i did that rite when i got out of the dentist and now i have purple lips because i got a minor lip infection from the numbing! so screw you tootsie pop 4 having such good taste!
@fullbrownpride04 this commercial came out easily 2 decades before the lil kim song. lil kim herself probably wasnt even a ZYGOTE when this commercial came out.
The owl represents enlightenment and perception according to bavarian order of the illuminati. That's why the owl[minerva] knew how many layers to reach the center or core. 3 licks or layers: tri or triangle
has any1 ever noticed the kid never had any clothes, so he was naked the whole time
demonangel320 2 weeks ago
Boy: mr owl how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?!
Owl: where r ur clothes?
Boy: ...
demonangel320 2 weeks ago
@demonangel320 LMAO
Creepayne 2 weeks ago
Research carried out by Miah and Dr. Shin indicates an average of 413 licks, to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!
natlvrlndrs 2 weeks ago
They purposely make tootsie rolls look like little nigger dicks. The rest of America can act like sheep and buy into this bullshit nigger-love conspiracy but I have had it.
ShutUpYoudumbPolack 1 month ago
Am I the only one who thinks the kid is drawn weirdly?
Ringworm1281 1 month ago
A one , a two hoooo , a three ... Crackle! , a three. Thanks alot mr dick head
Bankzizfire 1 month ago
The owl was a real prick wasn't he?
ShaolinDragon9 1 month ago
I counted 314 one time I tried it.
scotthenrichs 1 month ago
dick move..
cmudave02 1 month ago
over 9000?
TheLizardhead 1 month ago
42, that answer to everything.
KeeperoftheRing 1 month ago
who the hell licks a tootsie pop
vagrantr 1 month ago
I never realized how effective this commercial is: Provoking consumers with a cheap lollipop. Got me.
geocross237 1 month ago
I tried counting, once upon a time. The number was between 150 and 170. I did it five times to be sure that I had a relatively consistent number.
I was a really bored kid with too much halloween candy.
magusmcnichol 1 month ago
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magusmcnichol 1 month ago
The uy at the end is creepy
Theminecraftplayerdd 2 months ago
I actually watched these commercials on tv when I was 4 and i was born in 98' and I never see them on tv now a days
ShiningxOn 2 months ago
How come the kid has to ask animals this question? Why can't he just lick it himself?
OrcSoldat 2 months ago
@OrcSoldat because the owl is supposed to be wise, you dumb fuck!
demonmod 1 month ago
This commercial has been around since my mom was a kid.
nightral8I4 2 months ago
@nightral8I4 yep, since 1969 I think. My mom was 10. lol.
stevarino1989 2 months ago
this is from the 1970's but i saw it when i was growing up around 2005- 2007 on nickolodian and channels like that.
DEMY160 3 months ago
@DEMY160 yeah its over 30yrs old but i saw it on tv the other day.
Matt00851 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Found out the answer!! Itz ...drumroll plz...........545 licks!
violetrose775 3 months ago
If I get 100 likes I will ask this to all of my teachers at school
Krashman101 3 months ago 20
@Krashman101 Attention whoring is pathetic.
CharvakaJim 3 months ago
570 licks i did the experiment 2day
Emma0love 3 months ago
Is that owl a British professor or something…on crack? 0:20
dailyworst 3 months ago
Mr. toad, how much likes does it take to get to the state jail?
fridayth9 3 months ago
@fridayth9 JUST ONE.
JacksonSchoolFAILS 3 months ago
@fridayth9 OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
violetrockstar260 3 months ago
XD I watch this just to hear the "A-Two-hooo!" XD
xxxslash616xxx 3 months ago 25
@xxxslash616xxx I just watched a video that left out the two.
WebVManReturns 1 day ago
ahhh my childhood
StupidlyMacho 3 months ago
It took me 9387. I counted one night.
LaVivaGan 3 months ago
well, it took me exactly 252 licks. our math teacher assigned this to us as homework.
invadermelissa1 4 months ago
That commercial never gets old.
666Brago 4 months ago
,___,
[O.O]o
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Vennack 4 months ago
Over 9000
it900Sover 4 months ago
Why is the boy naked? -___-
colefan1001 4 months ago
"Put on some clothes, boy. I can see your junk."
Scar8632 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hey there mr owl
how many licks does for my cock to ejaculate all over your face?
letsee
a-one
a-two
squirrt
DJepicz 4 months ago
2 licks if you teeth are strong
ArielBrown13 4 months ago
hm,who knew william and owl from nights journey of dreams would be in a commercial about lolipops?
amayathewolf3 4 months ago
The owl gets a mortarboard and glasses yet the poor kid is naked?
wpaxton 4 months ago
A student study at the University of Cambridge concluded that it takes 3,481 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Bishopb72 4 months ago
@Bishopb72 wtf i thought it was 211... wow i was WAY off
cuzimspecial1 4 months ago
hey there mr owl
how many licks does for my cock to ejaculate all over your face?
letsee
a-one
a-two
squirrt
DJepicz 4 months ago 2
@DJepicz dude thats gay
combat2thearms 4 months ago
@DJepicz WTF dude.
Balto2WolfQuest 4 months ago
I got 147 licks
writerchick4eva 4 months ago
''mr owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tossie pop?, 3 YOU ASSHOLE!.''
starrystar65 4 months ago
y is he naked~
desterrrrrrrr 4 months ago
we actually did a test for this in 4th grade..according to my tally chart, it was in the 720 +/- range ..1 tally for every 20 licks..awesome day to be a 4th grader. Also, I like how the turtle said he never made it without biting..yet he's shown to have no teeth..foreshadowing what happens if you eat too many? :)
vpirates62 5 months ago
@vpirates62 not "foreshadowing" ..you know what i mean
vpirates62 5 months ago
I got it with 0, and I didn't bite. The stick was loose, so I just pulled it out.
FromRussiaWithLuv007 5 months ago
Who was sent by themselves?
DiabloTheGreat 5 months ago
i know how many licks over 9,000!
ObeyPeaceGuard47 5 months ago
0:20 douche...
SuperGoomba19 5 months ago
talk about old commercial-AND ITS STILL PLAYING!
IndigoMoonTheWolf 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i know how many! :D WATCH MY VIDEO AND FIND OUT
DudeGettaLife2 5 months ago
a-threeeeeeee
MayakuCreep 5 months ago
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Vegeta: OVER 9000!!!
BBoyable 5 months ago
It's actually known now. Scientists have made licking machines and licked the tootsie pop themselves, it usually ends up right around 411!
xHsRxBaSsIsTx 5 months ago
HE NEEDS SOME CLOTHS!!!!! HIS BUTT IS TOO ROUND TO JUST BE HANGING OUT IN THE BREEZE LIKE THAT... :)
lifeluver01 5 months ago
how many dislikes does it take for a comment to be shown as spam
Seijikuro 5 months ago
Well,if smashing it to the wall counst as a "Lick" then yes...3
thenoobshowi 5 months ago
OVER 9000!
ChainsOfAwesome 5 months ago
ITS OVER 9,000!!!! WHAT 9,000!?
kylexg7 5 months ago
But the world does know. 356 if you lick fast. 157 if you lick slow. 1 if you lick it like a dick
zeta85518 5 months ago
xcal...nuff said
brianj897 5 months ago
@brianj897
xcal? LOL
when did xcal reference this? xDDD
Kurama034 4 months ago
The world may never know.
guatafu 6 months ago
the little kid aint got no clothes on
milbill24 6 months ago
Mr.Owl looks like Hoothoot from Pokemon lol.
Zephyrgirl13 6 months ago
i've tried 3 THAT WAS SO A LIE -_-
kaikaichan1 6 months ago
. . holy shit. . is that rod sterling doing the voice?
myemo123 6 months ago
TOOTSIE POPS
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foofoobrownie 6 months ago
24
raqueltc64 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you know during the Spanish inquisition women accused of heresy and lesbianism were forced to place thier vagina directly on top of a large, stout, pyrimid shaped thing made of metal called a judas cradle. The pain would be intense as thier own weight would force them downwards driving the tip of the deviece slowly up the vagina reaching into the clitoris this stretches the vagina out until it finally bursts in half. HORRIBLE VAGINA TORTURE. it can also be done anally.
LOVE KISSES
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extremeeXrement1 6 months ago
It takes
Me
Only 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 licks.
rockyjara 6 months ago
847
Ahmo45 6 months ago
OVER 900000 TOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pekosiita1 6 months ago 2
Thumps up if you still see this on TV!!
wes3tomcat 6 months ago 2
one, two-whoooo, three...CRUNCH!
Classic.
Smileandwavelol 6 months ago
i thought it was OVER 9000!?
luiseduardopena 6 months ago
twwwwwoooooooo i remeber this from the 90's when i was young dang!
CamUp52 6 months ago
They actually have a machine at the factory that tested just how many licks it DOES take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop...unfortunately, I don't remember what the exact total was. My kids have never made it without biting either!
dragondancer1814 6 months ago
Who was brought here from the Nostalgia Critic?
DoctorWhoRocks10000 6 months ago
Annoying Naked Kid: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Mr Turtle: I don't know go ask Mr Owl
Mr Owl: I don't know go ask Vegeta.
Vegeta: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrBrooksGrant 6 months ago 12
OMG this commercial is 40 years old
ps249 6 months ago
i just counted literally im young and i was curious so i counted im my head but stopped when i started to see some of the tootsie after 804 licks.
Cptv90 7 months ago
Ok, I've only seen the commercial with the owl on TV. Never the turtle or the one with the cow and the fox. Why'd they shorten it?
EpicCheez2 7 months ago
I got to 1,500 licks and just said "fuck this; I have better things to do".
bencooper123456 7 months ago
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bdpchamp 7 months ago 2
This Is cute! XD I remember seeing this when I was little!
AngelWolf7771 7 months ago
FUCK YOU POLT. Taking MKP's legacy and transcending mortals to become OPTIMUS PRIME
BobBurnnquist 7 months ago
I remember seeing this when I was like 3. It's the only commercial I remember from 12 years ago. Time flies fast :(
KdogTheReelz 7 months ago
HOW COULD YOU POLT???
des0lar 7 months ago
POLT PRIME. DAMN YOU!
TheShinigamiZ 7 months ago
Stupid Owl fucked up MLG Dallas Streams >_< not happy
sasori01 7 months ago
FUCK YOU POLT!
purplefrog21 7 months ago
I knew there was a reason I hated Polt!! MMA will avenge you kid!
xtr0py 7 months ago
Curses! Damn you Polt, damn you.
Pointyfern 7 months ago 30
@Pointyfern Who, or what is Polt?
BurningFist84 7 months ago
yo
SuperMissamerica123 7 months ago
its over 9000!!!!!
what 9000?!
you can't handle the truth!
hyperx72 7 months ago
847 licks
SharpBladeZzz 7 months ago
how many comments does it take to get a chuck norris comment about the tootsie pop?
stephenlefty 7 months ago
Well...I Don't have a Tootsie Pop...so I Guess I Can have a Dum-Dum....IT'S NOT THE SAME!
jennybo11 7 months ago
0:03 Turtle: "What the fuck... Put some clothes on you boy, I can see your chunk."
narrat0r12 7 months ago
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My mom's friend tried it...she said ~15000 :S
True Story
dialF4flipit 7 months ago
My mom's friend tried it...she said ~15000 :S
True Storu
dialF4flipit 7 months ago
over 9000? maybe
mastertoki1 7 months ago
That owl straight disrespected that little naked boy.
dhuggz 7 months ago 21
It was still being shown in the 90s. I can quote it word for word.
"Put on some clothes, boy! I can see your junk!"
Tareltonlives 8 months ago
Camping should use this for his next theory
HoneyAndSulfur1991 8 months ago
Boy: "Mr.Own how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"
Owl: "Lets find out!"
Owl:1,2,....
Owl: "Its over 9,000!"
Owl: "over 9,000"
ahampster2 8 months ago
@ahampster2 You win ALL the internets.
Annatheswift 7 months ago
press 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 over and over. disturbing.
0180917 8 months ago
1 if you dont take your tongue off
jeffhardy1824 8 months ago
0:11 the owls eyes... they just freek me out
firemblem01 8 months ago
What a classic commercial...this originally came out when I was kid in the early 70's I had to laugh when some people asked "how old is this?"
rustydj 8 months ago
Top 4 quiestions: Why aren't the living creatures colored? How does an owl bite off of a tootsie pop like that? Where are the kids clothes? What is the turtle looking at during 0:05? Where is the ground?
matrixfan127 8 months ago
Who saw the comment on GAM3VIDZ?
XxLuizSancheZxX 8 months ago
@XxLuizSancheZxX haha me!
MrYoku1 8 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAM3VIDS!!! LOOOL
VuZeXCL4N 8 months ago
who was sent by gamevids?
UknoHOWweDOfoo 8 months ago 26
@UknoHOWweDOfoo me
thewoodenblock 8 months ago
Mine took 275
hashbrowns137 8 months ago
OVER 9000!!!!
TheEntertainer1995 8 months ago
i only saw this like 3 times on tv, but the rest of the time it was the even shorter version.
KappaMikeyGuanofan12 8 months ago
liars! !!!!!!!!!!! i had read it takes 100 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop! i did that rite when i got out of the dentist and now i have purple lips because i got a minor lip infection from the numbing! so screw you tootsie pop 4 having such good taste!
cowbelles53 8 months ago
This song reminds me of the song" how many licks?" By lil Kim. How old is this?
fullbrownpride04 8 months ago
@fullbrownpride04 this commercial came out easily 2 decades before the lil kim song. lil kim herself probably wasnt even a ZYGOTE when this commercial came out.
MercuryX 7 months ago
It took me 385 licks because my tongue is small.
mickiellah 8 months ago
"Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop."
"Put some damn clothes on kid, people are starting to say things!"
lightningbolt99999 8 months ago
ITS OVER 9000!!!
beyondstrongest 8 months ago
@beyondstrongest
its actually an average of 252 licks xD
2330gummybear 8 months ago
Family Guy's Peter Griffin as a child
Giganotti 8 months ago
It takes 847 licks.
TheArmo818 8 months ago
Why's the kid naked?
ElephantHam 9 months ago
Mr. Cat. How many nyans does it take to get to the fruit-filled center of a Pop Tart?
Let's find out. Nyan. Nya-AN! Nuh-yan. ...NYAN!
*glare*
How many nyans DOES it take to get to the fruit-filled center of a Pop Tart? The world may never know.
Yonkage 9 months ago
What's so surprising is...that this is one of the few very old commericials that still continues to air as of 2011...
HamtaroSonicHedgehog 9 months ago
mr. owl's a scheming little bitch.
Expendable2010 9 months ago
LITTER OWL!
paitant 9 months ago
this is probably my favorite tv commercial :)
iLOVEthe80TWILIGHT13 9 months ago
The owl's voice is tigger's voice.
whybotheridontcare 9 months ago
over 9000 licks for me. ^-^
flyfree1311 9 months ago
PUBERTY. PUBERTY EVERYWHERE.
TrueBlueSonic20001 9 months ago
had to look this up cause this morning my kid woke me up to tell me this comercial was on & the kid was naked....I guess he was SORTA right lol.
qutredhead 9 months ago 2
that asshole stole the kid's tootsie pop.
farkatoon 9 months ago
I GOT THE ANSWER!!! Results vary
imbloy542 9 months ago
i got 257 licks :P
westiesinwonderland 9 months ago
They should NEVER take this commercial off air.
Xinn2000 9 months ago
Oh? you want to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
TO GET TO THE TITSIRAL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP IT TAKES
FIVEHUNDRED THIRTYTWO
(532)
licks to get to the tutsiral center f a tutsie pop.
madybear72 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
why is the little boy naked?
MelanieEvonne 9 months ago
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to make my penis ejaculate?
Let's find out...
EdikShepherd 9 months ago 4
@EdikShepherd lmfao, I knew someone was gonna do that but not that straight forward. The comment made my day.
oldschooldude2 9 months ago
The world may never know because our tongues are different sizes :)!
delasou14 9 months ago 2
I subscribe!
SuperXtoon 9 months ago
well, actually, the world could know. if i remember correctly, they made a lick counter. is that right?
alienwaregamerx2010 9 months ago
0:05
Turtle: Put on some clothes boy, i can see your junk
YAYvideogames110 10 months ago 4
@YAYvideogames110
Hooray for Nostalgia Critic
TheCosmicFireStar 9 months ago
The bigger the whore the fewer the licks or should i saw deep throats
kinstler13 10 months ago
The owl represents enlightenment and perception according to bavarian order of the illuminati. That's why the owl[minerva] knew how many layers to reach the center or core. 3 licks or layers: tri or triangle
RootofYishay 10 months ago
I just saw it on Cartoon Network, but they cut out the part with Mr.Turtle! Show the whole damn thing, damnit!
Leatherbubba 10 months ago
its over a million!
theluigifan1 10 months ago
its over 9000!
theluigifan1 10 months ago
You know, this ad aired on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon around 1998 - 2000! Boy, talk about an ad campaign that lasted ages.
APyleOfVinyl 10 months ago
Do they still show this on television?
Leatherbubba 10 months ago
@Leatherbubba Yes I just watched a commercial for it so that's what made me look up this video haha
LeGucciBron 10 months ago
@Leatherbubba yes.
fweepers 9 months ago
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
TheRZProduction 10 months ago
From the Nostalgia Critic
Turtle:What the fuucckkk?
Put on some clothes boy.
I can see your chunk.
geriolah7 10 months ago
@sm1carnage You totally stole that from the Nostalgia Critic
Mynameisnotooo 10 months ago
it takes a jews head to get to it lol smash the jews head on the tootsie pop u get to the center faster lol!
MrBlueMrGreen219 10 months ago
i counted up.
3887 licks.
aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa 10 months ago
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
bigarm4598 11 months ago
it took me 273, lol.
carly2marly4 11 months ago
I saw it once on the food channel.
khamdoun 11 months ago
it actually takes 2,200 to center and 2,500 to finish, im sick now. NO MORE TOOTSIE POP FOR ME
weirdchicken1234 11 months ago