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  • Committees are important, and no one likes leaving the house at 5:30 in the morning. SO WHY DIDN'T HE JUST MOVE HOUSE CLOSER TO LONDON RATHER THAN CLAIM FOR A SECOND ONE?

  • Yeah all you guys are right. I want my elected representatives worrying about commutes and financial issues rather than what they were elected for. I get the anger but still... If someone works 16h a day it isn't twice as hard as an 8h day, it doesn't work like that. Each extra hour becomes so much more valuable because there's a limit at around 20. Anyway.

  • Type "eric pickles is a" in a google search and see what suggestions pop down.

    Do the same with "george osborne is a" and "david cameron is a" as well.

    Guaranteed to cheer you up while these Cuntservative overprivilieged, millionaire shower of pig vomit fuck us all over on behalf of their corporate and banking chums.

  • "It was like a job, in other words?"

  • Pickles you fat prick

  • runs like clock work so does any job if im late 4 work often ill get the sack an i live 80 miles from my job 1 law 4 them another 4 us end of story

  • theithing fat bastard cunt

  • THAT'S NOT Eric Pickles it's JABBA-the-HUTT.

  • ...and MP's wonder why they are hated! Far too many like this fat greedy bastard.

    I hope his 2nd home gets torched in the riots

  • he has such an enormous double chin.

  • Fat tory lying twat - thinks he's better than everyone else!

  • Fat, VERY fat ; not much else to say really is there ? ..Oh, except greedy, VERY greedy.. and corrupt..and lying, hypocritical, lazy, bullshitting. Oh, and sweaty DUE to being too fat

  • One would imagine his monthly food allowance must run into Thousands of pounds . This cretin needs to lay off the Kebabs or he's going to blow .

  • Eric ate all the pickles (and burgers and pies). But never, ever did he eat humble pie.

    Diizzzzzgusting!

  • @tempelton didnt fucking pay for them either

  • Twat

  • LIKE A JOB....CUNT PWNED...LIKE A BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Also Brentwood is not 35 miles from Central London it is 25

  • Welcome to the real world Pickles!

  • lets be honest he almost definitely has a chaffeur. 37 miles is like an hour and a half tops, on the way in he could work and on the way back home he could sleep.

    worst case scenario he moves house. plenty of people do that for their jobs. what a pillock

  • How many houses does Pickles need? this isn't Liberty city

  • My dad commuted 45ish miles to work for 35 years. Had to restrain him from smashing the TV when this went out

  • I'm a teacher. I get examined by OFSTED all the time to check for competence and whether I'm adding 'value' or not. I think MEPs and MPs should be checked too. For instance, they should be obliged to find out the views of their constituents and actually represent them in votes in the House. They should have to account for ALL of their time. It should be illegal for them to act for anyone who is not a constituent ie lobbyists. And they should have holidays of a specific length eg 5 weeks.

  • Let me explain please let me eat my salami from my suit pocket. I am the King of the Pickles!

  • Jesus fucking christ, how unbelievably thick is this man?

  • Fat Thatcherite Pig. He is a disgrace and the fact he holds Ministerial office in this country shows how f***ed we truly are!

  • eric pickles looks stupid and unfit for purpose

  • This man is a piece of shit

  • 4 hours to travel 37 miles on a train. Sounds about right.

  • Pickles.An old Yorkshire name tarted up from the older name of PIGHILLS.

  • Don't even bother to comment on this vid. Eric has handled this very poorly and needs to be trained on how to relax and put a reasonable position forwards. He panicked and suffered the consequences !

  • @pgzzz No he just showed his true Tory character

  • Two homes within 40 miles of each other while he's had local councils cancel almost 200,000 desperately needed homes for the poor. That's fucking disgraceful.

  • He is right though. They work from very late to very early and cannot miss anything. They need a place within a short taxi ride of a vote.

  • It not two houses. Just one very, very big one. (which is 'technically' an expense for him)

  • "It doesn't matter if a Liberal Democrat isn't there..."

    Talking out the other side of your face now, eh Pickles? You needed the poor bastards to form a government!

    Ladies and gents, my local MP, Eric 'The Pork Pie' Pickles. Wish us luck... =/

  • He has impressed me as Communities Secretary with his hard line stance on the large salaries of council chiefs, but he cannot be forgiven by the taxpayer for his abuse of their money.

  • hes a fat greedy pig extemely difficult distance obviously never tried to cycle it ,hes everything thats wrong with this country and why everything is going to china ,lazy self important greedy moron ,why was he not labour

  • We voted out outour local crook Joan Ryan MP.

    Flipping her second home when her constituency was 12 miles from Westminster!

    What a p**s taking thief who voted consistently against disclosure.

    She is now out of that job (with a severence allowance, mind you) but has probably amassed so much of OUR money that she won't be signing-on in the near future.

    I'm not a violent man but could make an exception in her case.

  • " when my wife was ill" - trying to get sympathy from the audience

    "leaving at 5.30am" - a lie or a gross misrepresentation of the daily reality of commuting to the House of Commons

    "I had to be there to move those amendments" - all self-serving tory cunts believe they are special cases and that the same rules and standards shouldn't apply to them as apply to the rest of us.

    "yes, exactly like a job" - too thick to realise when he has just been made a cunt of.

  • Uhhh, Eric, my workplace works on fucking 'clockwork' as well, and I commute 45 miles every morning on the 5:45, what's left of the rail system after you Tory bastards sold it off in the 80s. Maybe I deserve a second home too, you multi-chinned, overprivileged, overpaid plonker. How about you lot get stuck in to those bankers we lent billions of pounds to instead of those at the bottom of the heap, eh? Tory vermin.

  • WHAT I CANT GET is the people of his constituency voted this horrible bag of pus back in at the gen election . just how stupid are these voters shame on every one of you . and remember this you get what you voted for in this case a cheating ; lying ; grubby little turd .

  • He says it all about what the Tories think of the Limp Dems.

    What an arrogant slob of a human being.

  • You know the worst part of all of this?

    This joker's in the fucking cabinet.

    Disgraceful.

  • What a cock. Takes 39mins to commute.

    He's happy to cut our hospitals, our schools, our military.... yet would never eat with a smaller plate.

  • And now this guy is in the government, what the hell!

  • 3 chins....Funded by YOU! the taxpayer.

  • Since when was Brentwood 37 miles from London?? Even Chelmsford is only 35 miles!

  • 'oh that's just cheap'

  • If any normal person claimed like they did, we'd end up in jail. And he goes on about being on work on time! a human would get fired if he was late and made the excuse he didn't have 2 houses. These people are so out of touch its unreal!

  • A partly reasonable justification. But even Tesco workers need to be at work on time.

    No work means no customers means no profit means no job.

    Unfortunately many people who have been in "politics" don't know the basics about how money is made and value is created.

  • sadly I could only watch half as it won't play, but I've seen enough. GET THEM ALL OUT. RED, BLUE, TURQUOISE.. I don't give a XXXX, jjust get them out of my sight NOW. I wnat to see an end to batting left and right in my lifetime. It's insulting and demeaning to most intelligent people. We really can do better than left right left right left right middle. It's insane to run a country this way in the 21st century. Come on... grow a backbone and remember when we had spirit. Why are we so lame?

  • how does he talk with his foot in his mouth

  • @rogerredcat ha ha!  great point ;)

  • Pickles, let me explain something. Being on time is called life. I don't have another house right next to my school just because I struggle to get up in the morning. Deal with it.

  • It takes me an hour and a half to get to work.Where i work is run like clock work.Clock on for 6 am or get fired .Robbing bastard.And they expect to get in at the next election

  • This guy is just another fat pig with his nose in the trough. They have no clue how the rest of us live,,,,,

  • He's one of the main reasons I cannot vote conservative. He really cannot see what a fool he is making of himself, how hopeless his case is. It's like watching a child trying to explain why he's been caught stealing. I really hope we don't get a government with plump Master Pickles anywhere near the top.

  • What makes me laugh is the adverts for "Benefit Thieves". Does that mean we, the British Public are a bunch of thieves and MP's are ok the thieve from public coffers. It's worse than benefit thieves, they represent us, therefore they should be jailed for fraud. It's no less a crime! In fact it's worse, because they are supposed to represent us, not think for us!

  • Greed and lazy.

  • Ha, fat wobbly fat cunt, fat bastard tried to make a fat cunt joke but just ended up looking like a cunt that is fat.

    Why doesn`t someone roll this fat cunt back into the water so that some Japs can harpoon his expense-riddled carcass?

    Then they could feed the third world for a year on the meat, and build a new Africa with the contents of this fat cunt`s fat wallet.

    Fat Bastard, fat cunt.

  • never laughed so hard in my life hahahahah!

  • @shatnerzbassoonoid .......he can't be a cunt....a cunts usefull !

  • @shatnerzbassoonoid - Brilliantly put.

    I know plenty of people who like 37 miles plus from London and get to work on time everyday. (Without needing a 'second home')

    Greedy cunt.

  • @shatnerzbassoonoid I was going to give a studious, reasoned, intellectual comment of how pickles was making a bit of a hash of his expination---but having read your comments, i,ll just call him a fat, sweaty, tory cunt as well!!!

  • @shatnerzbassoonoid Damn right

  • @shatnerzbassoonoid You missed out the word BLOBBY!

  • I think he's the love child of those equally obese greedy bastards the Wintertons of Macclesfield. Their chins alone would provide enough food for the poor of Africa. These people are below contempt.

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  • obese git

  • fat bastard

  • Its common knowledge that this whole "Expenses" lark was born to get around giving MP's a payrise when the country was in recession way back. It was a help yourself pot and they were encouraged to do so, thats why the fees office was complicit. The real shame is, once the dust has settled, nothing at all will be done to curb these parasites. Thats why they cant reform the banks.Why the hell they are allowed to vote for their own pay increases is beyond a joke. Roll on the next financial crisis.

  • These fuckers really cant see whats wrong with what theyve been doing.

    Fuck them all.

  • fucking fat fucking fuck... the end!

  • It`s about time these MP`s got a grip on reality.

  • i'll fucking beat up my local mp if i ever see him

  • There are a handful of decent ones. Make sure yours isn't one of them first.

  • @thfc5afc1 Idiot.

  • I could write a long winded comment here,,,but I think I'd rather go with the flow...

    ........"FAT lying thieving CUNT

  • hes a fat cunt

  • this was painful. im a conservative supporter, but this was an unacceptable from him. not the best choice of party chairman i think

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  • Charlie, They would hang you out to dry for claiming benefit your not entitled to, because they think normal rules don't apply to them. This has been going on for decades, it just that only recently the telegraph blew the lid on it. I am sorry they threw you in jail for £95 fella, seriously. Labour, Tory Lib dem doesnt really matter they are all our masters and therefore above the normal rules. Labour voter all my life, I am voting elsewhere next election. wishing you better luck in the future

  • This is getting really boring now. I don't give a fuck about MP expenses, as long as the country is running well..who gives a fuck.

  • Do you watch the news? The country isn't running well. . .

  • When has it ever?

  • Actually the country is running well - it has no bloody money and the treasury is broke !

    I was being sarcastic

  • Like a job lol brilliant retort.

    So anyone pick up on him taking 4 hours to travel 37 miles.

    Sack the Robbing Slob!!!!

  • Good point.

  • 9.5 MPH Even Royal Mail are faster than that

  • You fat cunt getting pwned on QT

  • looks like he's been claiming £2000 a month for food, the fat bastard

  • Hahahaha!

  • He looks like someone who would have terrible table manners, farting, burping, picking his nose, chumping loudly on his food.

  • Thank god he's not my MP. I want to vote Conservative but this guy would make it impossible.

  • Make the fat t....t walk might not be as fat then.

  • These greedy bastards have had the last penny out of my pocket........I've left the country for good......suggest anyone else out there with the chance does likewise!

  • Good for you, i'm sure your paying a lot less tax wherever you are :)

  • "Let me just explain... I HAVE to be there... I HAD to be there..."

    "It was like a job in other words?"

    Oh man... XD

  • are should be on £2.00 hour

    or be out of work jsa

    politicions all sucm

    say about borken down britain

    i have had gut full

    of them be tolal greedy

  • LIKE A JOB!! LOOOOOOOOL.......the fat cunt got well Twatted there! haha ha ha

  • Hello Chums!!

    I m a fatty, I dont bother looking after myself, my appearance, my health, so why the hell would I be interested in looking after you?

  • infact i know people who work longer fucking hours than you u fat fucking cunt, and they 'commute'.. u take the fucking piss out of us

  • cunt

  • what a wanker every body has to be there on time fat fucking stupid wanker

  • See the pig pickles squirm.

    Vermin.

  • lol @ "like a job"

  • This guys got bigger tits than ma g/f

  • and for you people who argue labour are rubbish and lib dem are crap and so on guess what wake up politics is broken in Britain not enough good normal people want to be politicions, only the self serving low life power crazed lazy shit you see before you in the house of commons GOD HELP US ALL .

  • so he lives 37 mile from his work place he set off at 5:30 is that am or pm and gets back home at 12oclock at night ? well if its 5:30 am till 12oclock at night then if you dont like it change jobs fat twat if its 5:30pm till 12oclock at night so fuck fatty do you think its only you that works like you cunt!!!!!

  • is that big brother or american idol?

    brainwashing people in action

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  • ha ha. i have just thought, in the real world, (not your's) bnp are never going to be elected to lead britain.

    and you support them, bless you cotton socks

  • dont talk about your mother like that.

  • LOL I remember watching this on TV and just laughing so hard!

  • sort your life out

  • Yup. Another fat pig with all four trotters and snout firmly in the trough....

  • good one mate!!!

    lets all result to a racist, fascist disgusting party.

  • i hope your joking

  • That wasn't a shovel he was using to dig the hole, it was a fucking fleet of JCB's

  • Deplorable..

  • overfed twat!

  • Dear Jeremy Kyle... I am fifteen years old and pregnant with triplets. My boyfriend, who has Tourette's syndrome, is 30 years older than me, is violent and abusive, beats me up and messes about with lots of other women.

    He has been in and out of prison most of his life, is a drug dealer and carries a gun.

    My problem is how do I tell my parents that he's also an MP?

  • These greedy bastards need hanging!

  • james purnell is another one hypocrite bastard "benefit theives we are targeting you "then does it himself,, we should have a bash a MP week every one meet in trafalgar sq,,, go looking for them most of the country would turn up

  • 'Yes. Exactly like a job.' 1m 12s.

    How the F**K does this bloke know what a job is?? I bet he hasn't done a days work for decades. What a wanker! I met Geoff Hoon once. He was an arrogant,cheeky prick and now I see He's in the shit too. I'd love to see them try and live in the real world.

    Give them all a life term of hard labour...

  • He's been either a councillor or an MP since 1979, so that's 30 years.

  • Sorry, I'm missing your point?

  • MPs are a pack of cheeky cunts- if one of my workers fiddled his expenses like that i'd kick the living fuck out of the bastard

    It makes me fucking sick that bob walter can claim £20,000 for carpets from inda or alistair darling can claim £150,000 for a handcarved cambodian dildo so he can arsefuck himself during cabinet meetings. we should get kill the lot of the cheeky fuckers..

    jacqui smith is standing down is she? so fuck, the cheeky fucking shit pig should be burned at the stake.,

  • if i worked for you i'd fiddle my expenses,,,,! gis a job,,,?

  • this pig should stop putting his food shopping down as expenes - he's too fat

  • Big is beautiful? They've obviously never met this fella, what a cunt.

  • Hang an MP week should be extended to hang an MP year. They should all resign and allow the people to vote on a new parliamentary system.

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  • Oink Oink

  • A fat greedy pig, he needs a gastric band operation

  • fuckin disgrace

  • this guy is on a promotional video for the conservative party about the forthcoming elections

  • wheres the prison sentences?

  • eric pickles is such a fat git he should go on a diet and try and get fit he's always telling porkies he always tells lies what an over weight git what a large turd of shit eric tell us the truth eric stop being silly i bet for 2 years he's not seen his willy

  • erics party have go themselves in to a right pickle--! swill minster extraordinaire-! he will eat that pie and make his constituents cry --! eric,eric go on a diet dont lie we know you like that pie

  • maybe he should walk and lose some flab.

    2,400,000 people homeless and this guy has 2.

    i bet 1,200,000 went homeless around each home because he uses their homes for belly space.

  • try walking to work -! do some exercise you fat bastard---! some lunatics will escape from the asylum next week and vote for them,,,,,,

  • another greedy fat pig ,and yes i agree with familydayout hes had all the pies

  • total pwnage 5*!

  • Watch that fat feck lose some wieght now the Gravy Train has been derailed... Who knows, Bono might have a LiveAid for MPs! That always works lol

  • I wont be happy until the filthy freak's are behind bars.

    Lets not just concentrate on the money they have stole for decades, lets think about the damage they have done to our Country on doing so.

    ALL FOR OUR MONEY.

  • I'd horse whip this man, if only I had a horse!

    Traitors should swing, I doubt we could afford this man's food bill in prison.

  • Elliot Morley quit following a meeting with his constituency party in Scunthorpe after it emerged that he claimed claimed £16,000 for a mortgage that didn't exist.

    The former environment minister continued claiming mortgage interest for 18 months after his home loan was paid off.

  • Interesting he says "YOU FOLK"

    Hmmm

    Of course, if we defrauded accounts of £1,000 it's 3 years in prison

    and for them.............

  • BNP are a bunch of retards-don't get angry with them, if anything they deserve our pity. Inadequate little pricks. Hundreds of thousands of Brits died fighting facists like this in ww2, and they honour the SS and Hitler!!! They are so thick it would make me laugh. They aren't British in any way, shape or form.

  • Greedy bastard, public transport my arse.

    He has never walked anywhere in his life.

    P.s thanks for removing my comments yesterday.

  • get shut of the lot of them, they are all crooks

  • Pickles was full of crap when he was leader of Bradford Council.

    He hasn't changed.

  • is this man real? how many more like him. this would be funny if was a tv comedy, but its real. this is tragic. boot him out. and yes, i know he thinks hes no. 1. it would be fun if he lost his seat to the lib dems. then they would matter. horrid man.

  • if david cameron is so honest and is so appauled by the expenses why did he fail so miserably in opposition. if he had stood at the dispach box and revealed the expenses id trust him but he did not. he tried to cover it uo and as one of his mps said its this governments fault for all this trouble because they introduced the freedom of information act. well thanx labour for that if nothing else

  • They live in a different fucking world, we ALL have to do this every day, you greedy fuckers! Pardon my French.

  • Career politicians . They live on planet politics - no real life experiences. Government needs to be a public service once again. Get rid of the greedy money-grabbing careerists in parliament. The social make-up of parliament has also got narrower and narrower. It no longer represents ALL the people of this country anymore. We need people from ALL backgrounds in parliament from shop workers and teachers to scientists and armed forces. Common peoples voices need to be heard once again.

  • I agree to an extent. But the reason we all hate politicians is that they do what is needed for the country, and not for the people. This 'expenses scandal' that sees mps still earning less than tv news broadcasters and a huge number of people, is ruining the image of politics in the UK.

  • British politics are adorable.

  • fake dishonest fraudster like alot more of em

  • he really is shit on your shoe. looks like he's been claiming full food allowance, the fat thieving bastard

  • It's easy to judge. shame on all of us for not being smart enough to know what our 'representatives' do with our money. We need to look at ourselves first before judging them...

  • who's "we"

    I'm not on the take,

    or defending the indefensible

    our co-called representatives have tried using the freedom of information act to hide this blatant theft from us

    not only are they bent,

    they've turned a blind eye to their fellows excess's,

    and been too stupid to cover it up properly

    what are you ?, mp? a(rabid) party worker ?or a banker? perhaps

  • MP? Party Worker? That would be shocking wouldn't it, getting involved in politics. You talk some sense, but you ever got of your arse to vote??? Somehow, i doubt it...

  • every time i could since i turned 18 prome,

    if fact i think there should be a £10 fine (donated to charity ) sent to people who don't, and a "none of the above" option that needs 50% to count, or a decent PR system

    ps you missed banker btw,

    i got your number i think!

  • I aint a banker, but worked for a bank once. Wont group em, cos most people who work for banks just making a living. Not greedy pigs really. Decent PR system? More sense. No one got my number though

  • no they judge the public without knowing them

  • what a load of crap, your blaming us for them being corrupt. what a fucking twat you are

  • how does it take 4 hours to travel 37 miles? even in London, that's a stretch

  • 3rd World politicians must expect 3rd World treatment. At the moment, UK people are being very kind. They can still walk around outside without big security, armoured cars, bullet proof vest. etc. However, they are bringing these politics to the UK with their corruption. Many more people hate MPs for their behaviour.

  • Farmer Pickles - what a clown!

    "I have to be there"

    "Like a job you mean?" Ha HA HA

    I may try turning up to my job only when I feel like it and see what happens.

  • "All power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely". Sadly, even good people in a bad system can fall prey to the tempting trappings of power. We have had a weakened parliament since wartime, voters have little power and the opposition parties even less. That's why the arguments over the influence of Europe are laughable - some external input to our system is better than none. For the last ten years our only effective opposition has been Bremner, Bird and Fortune.

  • He says he needs two houses... If he gets any bigger, he'll be needing two seats!

  • Fucking hilarious.