You Know What's Bullshit (Episode 9)

[Draginvry2]

Christmas is a glutton of a holiday. I agree that it is total bullshit.

[forgingiron123]

(cont.) whenever you misplace an apostrophe or say "u" or "r" instead of "you" or "are", then a baby seal dies.

-The AVGN/Irate Gamer Fanboy war. I like both of them equally, but even if I liked one a lot more than the other, I wouldn't go apeshit in the comments calling him a "fag".

-Pencils. I hate them. The lead breaks easily, and the erasers on the backs fall off the ferrule far too fast! (Hooray for alliteration.)

And THAT is what is bullshit!

[forgingiron123]

List of things that are Bullshit:

-Christmas itself. It's CHRISTmas not SANTAmas!

-Dubstep. Just...no.

-The move Double Team in Pokemon. Fuck it.

- People who use the word "gay" as an insult. It means happy, not dumb or, to a lesser extent, homosexual.

-Arrow to the Knee jokes. It never was funny, it never fucking will be!

-The English Language. It has so many exceptions and homonyms.

-People who desecrate English. Yes, I just said it's bullshit, but it's a pillar of civilization, and (cont.)

[IntMinecraft]

YOU KNOW WHATS BULLSHIT?! Breast videos on the side of JamesNintendoNerd at youtube! What the fuck is youtube thinking? People come to James to see videos that they get humor out of such as the AVGN. But the people at youtube are dumbasses that don't know what their suggesting. HAPPY KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF EVERYBODY AT YOUTUBE!

[PressStartPiano]

You know whats not bullshit? Breast augmentation videos in the suggestions

[goldenpizzaking]

YOU KNOW WHATS BULLSH*T SMASHED IN KEYBOARD JOKES WHEN SOMEBODIE UPLODES A COMMENT AND THEY TYPE RANDOM LETTERS SAYING SOMEBODIE SMASHED THEIR HEAD IN THE KEY BORED WHY? THAT'S BULL SHIGHHERGHEGUOEGGULOHEFEO

[charger334]

i still have my lights up! LOL

[99XSeriousGuyX99]

you know what's bullshit? when the top comments are the fucking same

[NeoGamemaster]

Happy stfu!

[masterofre51v2]

YOU KNOW WHATS BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUULL SHIT?!?!?!? tf2 f2p n00bs......

[reggiardito]

@masterofre51v2 My god i've had it with that.

"F2P" was an insult back then, when the game just became free, because anybody playing it for free was new.

Now calling someone Noob just because he didn't buy a fucking hat or anything in a store is stupid

You know what's BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT!? People like you that think everybody who spent money are instant profesionals.

[masterofre51v2]

@reggiardito well as a experienced tf2 player its my perspective mostly when i play its nooby noobs who mostly join the server its rare to find a good medic who doesnt just heal the heavy all the time where there is plenty of other classes who are better to be ubered...but im not gonna go into it so i will leave with a my name is norman beige

[reggiardito]

@masterofre51v2 If you heal someone that's under fire, other people bitch because you don't heal them.

If you heal the others, the person under fire bitches because you didn't heal him.

I bet you don't even play the medic.2

[masterofre51v2]

@reggiardito well actually im a pretty good medic imo i would not say really 1337 pro but still ok and i heal people who on fire untill they are put out THEN i heal the other ppl and this is not my way of bragging or anything its my way of an explanation.

[JustinYummy]

we have our lights up on the inside up still

and our christmas tree lol

(dont put anything outside)

[ForkFace2112]

Bullshit Mr. Hand Man!!!

[stlouisrocker100]

It's Janurary 18th and a couple of my neighbors still have their lights up.

[WrathofVishnu]

You know what's bullshit? Youtube top comments, especially when both of them are the same.

[assassin3437]

@WrathofVishnu indubitably

[ultralaser10]

Agreed, when I went to Target in March, they had Christmas decor for sale, and a day after Halloween, they went straight to Christmas sales.

I am glad someone aknowleged this.

[cleanloader]

you know what's bullshit? the breast augmentation video is blurred.

[Cracker76]

thumps up if your watching this in the middle of January!

[Cracker76]

@Cracker76 It's "Thumbs up" not "Thumps up!"

[sledgehog1]

You know what's bullshit? Breast augmentation videos on the related videos! I mean, wtf?

[Bamananatic]

While this certainly is a funny video with several good points, it should be mentioned that Christmas lasts until the 13th of January in some cultures, which might explain why you see decorations still up at that time.

That being said, no one really cares about Christmas any more after new year's day anyway, so I usually take it all down that day.

[YouGotWoodRolled]

@Bamananatic yeah, white trash culture.

[stlouisrocker100]

I'm celebrating St. Patricks day right now. Anybody care to join.

[KEnriquez100]

I was thinking the exact same thing today and its exactly 3 years later and you know what? It's still bullshit.

[TBOGTplayer2000]

I saw a guy in a santa suit yelling on top of his roof with all of his christmas decorations up and he was yelling MERRY CHRISTMAS to everybody,and that was June 13th.

[vadont]

in march of last year i saw Christmas decoration ¬¬

[HCkev]

I Post this video every year on my Facebook wall :P

[Kolbatsu]

I watch this every year at January because it's somehow still Christmas. Happy Shut the fuck up everybody

[Edgefox88]

ive seen christmas stuff being sold in the store as early as september, or the next year ive heard a christmas themed ad in the radio as early as august for santa getting an HD radio for his sleight, August of all. So already christmas is taking up almost half the year, but june? damn.

[DArkkiness1111]

used to work in a dollar store we had a chirstmas stuff in june and everyday more or more stuff was added to it. and we had the most annoying songs like, i'm gettin nothing for chirstmas, all i want is my two front teeth and all the other mind numbing, head bangin against the wall, choking yourself with a santa scarf, hang yourself from the grossly overdone chirstmas display kind of music. if i still worked there i would stuff a reenideer doll down my throat and end it.

[NintendoNerd8]

wheres that from at 1:42 ?

[MrRolfieBoi]

do subscribe to this guy hes a harsh bast***

[MrBloodymess09]

theres a person that has christmas stuff up all year long

[Artprincess247]

Even a few months after halloween i still see halloween candies being sold in markets, wouldnt they go off by now?

[BulletZapper46]

I've seen people leave their Christmas decorations up as late as February. Fucking idiots.

[walk1ngkontrad1ction]

I said happy shut the f*ck up to my family. They were pissed.

[glendennis05]

Happy shut the fuck up to all!!!!!!!!

[jeremyrice827]

ive seen this stuff in september

[maryisthebestever]

omg amen to this shit. thank you for making a vid expressing my opinion. i have always felt this

[TheKaneECO]

i cant stop staring at the thumbnail with the boobs

[nmbr1cub]

Christmas is officially over! Send this video to all your friends as a PSA. No more Elf marathons, no more Christmas songs, and no more Christmas specials till next year's Black Friday. Christmas is over, everybody. Make sure to let your friends know!

[videomayn7]

HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYBODY

[minkoize]

happy shut the fuck up people :) i hope u got good shit

[TheBFDragon1]

HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE!!!!!!!! ^_^

[Coachz100]

Happy Shut The Fuck Up everyone!

[SunnyC247]

Merry Chri....

Feliz Navi.......

I mean 4386dejfdkswrgfdfs.....

Happy Shut The Fuck Up everybody!

[FuckThePolice187]

HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

[StreakyTheFurry]

Happy Festivus for the rest of us

[slaymaster999]

hey james, hey people, happy shut the fuck up!

[Squall1982]

Happy shut the fuck up everyone

[zooom33x]

"Hello Boss! Happy shut the fuck up! I hope you have a great Shut the fuck up with your friends and family! Tell them Happy shut the fuck up also....you prick."

[64jamesbond]

HAPPY BULLSHIT!!!

[southparkjrd]

it was october. like almost mid-october. i saw christmas decorations already on display at the store next to halloween costumes. fuck you christmas!

[TheBallSackBro]

for 4 yrs my neighbour have had there lights up

[BlueTheArcticFox]

You have a very,very good point. I hate seeing that stuff out in stores. It's a hundred degrees outside and I'm already seeing a bunch of Christmas stuff. Chirstmas maybe one of my favorite hoildays but even when ut's not December, you seeing it already. You even see it in October. Makes you think of "A Nightmare before Christmas" doesn't it? Halloween and Christmas together? Yeah, messed up, I know. They just love to just shove it down your throat like you hadn't eaten in weeks.

[willitgoalltheway]

i hate when christmas commercials come on and it still hasnt been thanksgiving yet...

[TomFuIp]

Happy shut the fuck up, everyone.

[RTistikQT]

I'm ROFLMAO right now! Next time i have a bad day, I'm watching one of his BullShit videos!

[7MasterJedi7]

my school principal: merry christmas!

me: happy shut the fuck up!

[bobby97387]

HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP

[gamersean1]

HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP TO ALL!

AND TO ALL A SHITTY NIGHT! :D

[MissiGNO000]

HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP! :D

[ninjaRGE]

he's right. christmas always devours everything around it. SERIOUSLY, like how many people do you see excited for thanksgiving or new years?. EXACTLY because get so excited for it they start as early as HALLOWEEN for god's sake!! That's like if you started celebrating st. patrick's day in january even though it begins in march, or did 4th of July fireworks in May instead of in July.THATS BULLSHIT!!

[FlyingFocs]

Dude, this actually makes sense. I've seen Christmas trees up in October as well. Seriously, how do you think conversations in that store go?

Dep. Store Clerk: Hello, would you like to buy a CHristmas tree?

Customer: No.

Clerk: Why not?

Customer: Because it isn't even Halloween yet.

What a strange and stupid world we live in.

[DrakeRandom]

HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYBODY!!!!

[SuperGamerCredit]

@i7tb767r56fh76f Ever heard of christmas in july?

[insaninater]

happy shut the fuck up everybody

[unnamed715]

1:42 What movie is that from?? "BOOLSHEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" xD

[godzilla964]

To me, Christmas happens in November, I mean nobody cares about Thanksgiving, but I do hate Christmas on Halloween and on January.

[ZzZNorgaZzZ]

I was seeing christmas sales in mid-september this year. =/

[stlouisrocker100]

@ZzZNorgaZzZ I saw them in August this year. What is going on with this christmas stuff.

[noahRKO]

lol my mom came into my room and said take out the garbage and 1:30 came at the same time. She left.

[darkabyss69100]

this guys retarded



[Alantgv]

@darkabyss69100

no, you are.

[airlineairport]

when i was at myer i saw christmas trees and decorations on september people in this world are stupid did they forgot when it's supposed to start or were they being silly

[Cheesypie23]

christmas all year at bronners in frankenmuth michigan

[SuperGamerCredit]

To me, christmas happens after thanksgiving and before january. Not in october and near themiddle of january and certainly not from august (yes, i've seen small reefs that early) and febuary (lazy people)

[zinnoy]

0:40 Commando, one of the most bullshit movies ever...

[joeslickback]

Happy shut the fuck up everyone.

[RacingGaming888]

0:55 must be eaton center

[ark349201]

@RacingGaming888 ikr

[HellJustFroze]

Happy Shut The Fuck Up, James.

[krakatoa0mikel]

July should be one of those moths too.

[statixs]

i know whats bullshit! from naming episodes as ''parts'' u started them naming as episodes now...thats bullshit! makes me confused :/

[MrJaxreid]

it should start when december begins and end when christmas day is over

just my opinion

[wannafight321]

at the end of september i saw a CHRISTMAS TREES!!!!!!!!!

[Teenlego]

@wannafight321 i was at Hobby Lobby somewhere in July, and i'm not shitting with you, i saw X-Mas stuff

[vadont]

happy terminator's week everyon

[AzfarGamers90]

Happy Shut The Booo-Sheet..

[Wesley683]

where i live, i seen christmas decorations in APRIL

[mamamario64ds]

I saw a pic of a turkey telling santa: "THIS IS MY MONTH, FATTY! WAIT YOUR TURN! IF YOU DON'T, THAT SUIT WONT BE THE ONLY RED ON YOUR BODY!

[Anacondas101]

it's Halloween now,

[MiningGoldsClan]

Every day i st patricks day, except the green isnt intentional.

[TheAnneRobinson]

I one time saw christmas in september in costco

[Copper20]

I always think that Christmas should start on December 1, not after halloween.

[LeviathanMist]

@Copper20 I think it should start on December 25th, and end on December 25th.

[CodySimpsonlover67]

@Copper20 Why that shitty day?! It should start until like 3 days after or before, but anything besides that day.

[kylesparta99]

tha asin uy at the end was funny twist

[Haloskulls117]

you know why they start christmas as early as october? and end it in january? because halloween only brings in 8 BILLION dollars a year, Christmas however, brings in 47 BILLION dollars a year, big difference. it's brought in so much money, that they cant wait to start it early. thats the cold hard truth

[nico10035]

@Haloskulls117

To elaborate on that, one report I heard said that customers are more likely to buy things when the store plays Chrstmas music in the background. Creepy, huh?

[Haloskulls117]

@nico10035 ehhh, another way of controlling people. and controlling has trolling in it :)

[preduttt]

Happy saint Patricks day everybody.Now...LETS GET DRUNK

[supermario8989logan]

"as early of october, atleast wait until after halloween" ive seen christmace stuff as early as augest and no halloween stuff BULLSHIT!

[SuperGamerCredit]

@supermario8989logan Were they reefs? That's what I saw in august. Some people leave there christmas stuff up in febuary.

[SandstonRedneck2]

I saw Christmas stuff at Target as early as September DIRECTLY after back to school season

[Cloudgb]

Went to the mall today... seriously... Christmas stuff already... Looks like nobody gives a shit about Thanksgiving. Current date... 11/3/11

[Anacondas101]

You know whats bullshit???

Cod players that say guns and perks are "Gay" OR "Overpowered"

ok i can take"overpowered" But gay????? Thats just.....Gay, oh wait i'm sorry

THATS JUST BULLSHIT!!!!

[Ericthehammer76]

one of the radio stations in my city just started playing christmas music like two days ago. on halloween.

[ErlynNicma]

De echo a qui en México acaba de pasar el día de Muertos(hoy) y YA ESTÁN VENDIENDO PENDEJADAS DE NAVIDAD NO MAMES BULLSHIT!!!!

[TheZach467]

Some idiot in my neighborhood didn't down their decorations until August. Not a good birthday for me.

[powermetal2000]

Well it's November 1st. Time for the stores & tv commercials to skip the rest of fall. I saw Christmas crap in my local Rite Aid in September, and Sears put their stuff out back August!! And that's BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

[SSNorwaySS]

I saw christmas decorations in the shops 2 FREEGIN WEEKS AGO!

Thats bullshit.

[KongRandom]

And to think that I saw Christmas decorations for sale in Costco yesterday...

[TomTornados]

You know what's BULLSHIT?

Flamers, trolls, and spammers.Try to say anything mundane, mostly related to the video, and you see your comment "marked as spam". What does this make you think? Is it that those spiteful bastards don't want other people to see it? Do they want to make you look like a troll? Not to mention how immature they can reach when they point out "FAKE AND GAY". Who cares if it is fake? As long as it is well performed, but including "GAY" is just bullshit!

[MrRedfield231]

it was snowing earlyer today in brooklyn WHAT THE FUCK ITS ONLY OCTOBER

[GravoForce12958]

@MrRedfield231 EXACTLY! THE HECK? THERE ARE GOD DANG FREEZE AND SNOW WARNING IN VIRGINIA!

The heck, can't it atleast wait until late November?

[Zakscary99]

My parents put our lights up late and took it down like months later.

[Warchief1223]

i can vouch for this, i work as an unloader in the back at wal-mart, and at around late september we started getting christmas stuff.

[cutelilldeadgirl]

halloween started august this year :(

[zone1282]

You Should start taking down your lights right after new years. I know new years runs on a weekend. I heard that. End it early. Start saying hey happy new year.

[Freexnme]

My neighbors have left their Christmas lights up all year long. It just makes them look trashy.

[Artprincess247]

its october now and despite having all the halloween stuff out, all the christmas stuff is also out, but the one thing that pisses me off is the whaste of christmas chocolate that is out, i mean...wouldnt they go out of date by the time christmas is here? Even if they did, then wouldnt they melt?

[RocksInTheToilet]

I laughed so hard I cried

[palitodequeso1234]

what's even worst, in october, on one side of the store there is the halloween stuff, and then right on the other side the christmas stuff O_O

[mortalkombatguy2]

@palitodequeso1234 The Nightmare before Christmas that is. xD

[Macintoshplus1986]

thumbs up when you say "happy shut the fuck up" to your neightbour :)

[Retroman2000]

You know whats bullshit...Christmas in July! I mean really? its fucking 100 degrees outside i dont see no fucking lights up.

[FoxtrotDeltaLima497]

I've Seen Christmas Trees in Stores in September, No Joke.

[baneoftheoblivion]

you know whats bullshit?

coloring materials in food and to be continued signs.

Why not make 1 big thing of it all and know how it ends immediately?

and i don't care what my food looks like as long as it is a bit tasty i am happy.

[batistarulez9797]

Happy shut the fuck up everybody!!!! sucha wonderful time of year :)

[Returnofthejedi1000]

One time I saw a bunch of Christmas trees at K-Mart in AUGUST! And again in APRIL! 

[GreenBlockland]

lol at humbug.

[xXSexyWoman93Xx]

You know whats bullshit? having a fucking advert on every fucking video and those fucking annoying annotations when they cover the fucking screen and you try to pause the video but it opens another window in your browser thats TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT

[WrathofVishnu]

0:40 You know it's bullshit when Arnold Schwarzenegger says so.

[ianhobbs97]

You Know What's BULLSHIT!? Rebecca Black, Rebecca Black made the worst song in the world. She tortured me it sounded like nails on a chalkboard while, Miley Cyrus, JB and Selena Gomez are playing there torture music, Rebecca Black's music video is just stupid. Rebecca Black is BULLSHIT!!!

[amkirby10]

my radio station plays christmas music in the middle of november until the middle of january. damn

[XsubXzer0XforeverX]

in the uk we dont have thanksgiving

[Haloskulls117]

@XsubXzer0XforeverX that makes sense, all the english, spanish, italian settlers all shared 1 big dinner with the native american people, then killed the men, raped the women, and stole the children.

[SuperAsianDude9000]

You know What Bullshit ?.....Australian Celebrate Christmas in July

[ninendowii2000]

hey hey hey now we still got our xmas lights up from 2 yrs ago hahah

[VictorDs1000]

YOU KNOW WHATS BULLSHIT?

DEC. FCKING ACTS LIK A DICK...NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK.....MAY ARP. MAR. JUNE SEP. JAN. AUG. AND WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT NOV.

FEB.-LOVE?

JULY-WTF....FIREWORKS!1!1!1

OCT.-CANDY!, U SON OF BITCH

DEC.-...B^L

[VirtualSnes007]

In puerto rico they start to sell Christmas stuff nearly in June and July XD

[tmanfv3]

I saw christmas as early as JULY!!!!!!

[flippyfan34]

But orthodox people celebrate christmas on january the 8.......

[MrSimayi69]

@JamesNintendoNerd you need to do one on junk mail. its bad enough there's ads on TV and on billboards and signs ... we also get it in out mailbox (and e-mail for some as well).

[Dogmutt45]

Geuss what i saw christmas decoration @ walmart in late september.

[AtariFTW]

Well people, its October, and do you know what that means? Start shopping for HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[thesupermarioalex]

DUDES, i kept the christmas shit up for a long time and got fined

[AK107DX]

THEY'RE ALREADY FUCKING ADVERTISING CHRISTMAS STUFF THIS YEAR.

[Rashaed]

@AK107DX The big stores are all freak out about another recession so they put up some Christmas stuff in SEPTEMBER! I mean WTF!!!

[spiderlolo100]

YOU KNOW WHATS BUlLSHIT? overrated video games, you know, the ones that have shitty ass gameplay and a story and characters who you dont give a flying fuck about, but once it has good graphics OH ITS THE BEST GAME EVER! THATS BULLSHIT.

[ajle9550]

@spiderlolo100 Does Call of Duty count in that catagory?

[spiderlolo100]

@ajle9550 thats up to your opinion, i dont care about shooters

[ByVxIJa]

@ajle9550 cod4 is the best (competitive) game ever

for pc than

[nanalinda4]

i was at a store today and it had stuff out for halloween christmas and thanksgiving . seriously what the hell i mean its not like i have a problem with it . but putting stuff out so early and a store just puking decorations for 3 seperate holidays . it gets to the point like what oh you didnt have just enough room for valentines day ? or easter ? OVER STOCKING thats BULLSHIT !

[IAmNotAFunguy]

It's October 2nd. Are YOU ready for Halloween? Great because stores are ready for Christmas already!

[RudySpino]

I SAW CHRISTMAS STUFF AT THE MALL 2 NIGHTS AGO!!!

SEPTEMBER 28 2011!!!!

Its not even october yet!!!! Oh, and there's a few screwballs in town who still have the 2010 Christmas decorations up!!!! D:<

[Wabin22]

I just gotta know wich version of that christmas song that is playing in the backround, its so awesome!

[staggo3000]

IT ISNT EVEN OCTOBER AND THERE IS CHISTMAS STUFF!!

[HunterMarioWorld]

Merry STFU!!!

[TheStormexProduction]

Oh great, now I gotta find TheAdam1995's comment! You know what's bullshit? Have to find a comment if the top comments are a reply from someone else very old's comment!

[IHate4Kids]

@TheStormexProduction

1. Go to the All Comments list

2. Type Ctrl+F

3. Type the users name

4. No more Bullshit :)

[ByVxIJa]

@TheStormexProduction CTRL+F

NOOB

[TheHorrorMedia]

christmas is awsome stfu

[Kalkas53]

hobby lobby started putting their christmas out in mid june

and got their trees in late may

[bigsmasherrob]

target in my city more christmas stuff then halloween stuff and its september