Meh, I'd rather have a spinoff with Madame Vastra and Jenny. Ten/rose is cute and all but I think a cross-species-lesbian-class-war-serial-killer-killing-period-sci-fi drama would be epic.
Think Torchwood crossed with Downtown Abbey with a nice dollop of Tipping the Velvet.
I want to know what happened with the human/timelord version of the doctor that got left with Rose. That would be an acceptable reason for him to come back.
@magicminion I know right? They've been making all these spinoffs (Torchwood with Captain Jack, The Sarah Jane Adventures with Sarah Jane, etc.), but what they really need to do is make a series (or at least a movie) starring Rose and Ten II! Don'tcha think?
@Aquacharmz Agreed! I would so love to see again Rose and Ten together and I'd be so interested to see how they're both coping with their everyday life. But I'm afraid we'll have to stick to fanfictions for that :(
what if we ALL write letters to both tennant and the producers.... asking them nicely to star tennant again.... (nothing personal matt... tennant is just ... more dark)
maybe he'll come back after a few thousand fanletters...
and if not we can just gang up on him and force him to come back? ...
A few years ago two parents went out to dinner, a few hours later the baby sitter called asking if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we"ll call the police.we don't have a clown statue". The clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison ten years ago.if you don't post this on ten videos the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw in his hand at 3:00 am.didn't feel like having this happen to me.
@angeldesigns2002 psha! says you! I'm a proud American Whovian :P as are the many people I saw dressed as the Doctor at the last anime con I went to. [idk why they were there, but I won't argue XD]
I tried this on my Mom (who thinks me and my dad are supergeeks for watching Doctor Who), and when she said "Doctor Who", there was a pause of silence and I grinned, then she got it and she just made a large sigh and shook her head. "You and your Father..."
no one EVER says 'doctor who' for me! i'm like 'knock knock' and they're like 'who's there?" and i'm like "doctor" and they're like '*r u serious face*'
lmao i used this joke at school before i watched this :L
FairytaIes 10 hours ago
<3 Tennant
OwlCityFan26 2 days ago
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"Knock, knock"
-Who's there?
"Alonso"
-ALLONS-Y ALONSO!
annawatermelon 4 days ago
The silence will fall when this question is asked. i guess we're all fucked now
therealfdehlvi 1 week ago 4
Tenth Doctor: "knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
Tenth Doctor: "Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
Eleventh Doctor: "No! Don't answer that! I just got the universe unimploded again."
RenardeBlanche 1 week ago 12
*face palm*
MonoCrayon 2 weeks ago
-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-The Doctor
-Doctor Who?
-Just "The Doctor"
DeuceyDee 3 weeks ago 29
"Knock, knock"
-Who's there?
"Doctor"
-Doctor Who?
"Alons-y!"
96somethingsomething 3 weeks ago 12
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Sorry, not the doctor anymore, but I have Matt Smith on speed-dial for you.
PotterGal394 3 weeks ago 15
Why are the top comments the exact same?
20weeodst 3 weeks ago
@20weeodst
Same person ;)
543Sun 3 weeks ago
@20weeodst Why is this comment quoting your comment? "Why are the top comments the exact same?"
GetWithZen 3 weeks ago
@GetWithZen Why are we watching a video about Doctor Who?
20weeodst 3 weeks ago
@20weeodst Why are we? O.o
GetWithZen 3 weeks ago
@20weeodst he is cool
WTFAlexandra 5 days ago
yeah :)) how funny is this
knock knock
who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Correct
biachocoangel 3 weeks ago
ive tried this and everyone thought i was retarted when i said correct except for anyone who watches the show
killerdemonchild 1 month ago
*giggle*
Plottoberry 1 month ago
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knock knock
Who's there?
BARROWMAN
HMTequila 1 month ago
I can't stop watching this!
iPodEverywhere37 1 month ago 7
Meh, I'd rather have a spinoff with Madame Vastra and Jenny. Ten/rose is cute and all but I think a cross-species-lesbian-class-war-serial-killer-killing-period-sci-fi drama would be epic.
Think Torchwood crossed with Downtown Abbey with a nice dollop of Tipping the Velvet.
doctortehe 1 month ago
knock knock
tenth doctor: who's there
EXTERMINATE
tenth doctor: SH*T
SanMaster99 1 month ago 7
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"doctor."
"doctor who?"
*silence falls*
pinkbear542 1 month ago 17
I want to know what happened with the human/timelord version of the doctor that got left with Rose. That would be an acceptable reason for him to come back.
magicminion 1 month ago 14
@magicminion I know right? They've been making all these spinoffs (Torchwood with Captain Jack, The Sarah Jane Adventures with Sarah Jane, etc.), but what they really need to do is make a series (or at least a movie) starring Rose and Ten II! Don'tcha think?
Aquacharmz 1 month ago 12
@Aquacharmz Agreed! I would so love to see again Rose and Ten together and I'd be so interested to see how they're both coping with their everyday life. But I'm afraid we'll have to stick to fanfictions for that :(
Lastaelys 1 month ago
@magicminion BIG FREAKING YES
giuliavianna 1 month ago
lmao
BWS891 1 month ago
what if we ALL write letters to both tennant and the producers.... asking them nicely to star tennant again.... (nothing personal matt... tennant is just ... more dark)
maybe he'll come back after a few thousand fanletters...
and if not we can just gang up on him and force him to come back? ...
--bring your own torch--
helldemon618 1 month ago
@helldemon618 I'm with you!
Bexisbest97 1 month ago
@helldemon618 That and Tennant is just an amazing Doctor and there shall never be one better, in my opinion.
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ravenhpltc242 1 month ago
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
*Silence falls*
petertwnsnd 2 months ago 53
@petertwnsnd Doctor Who isn't his name so silence wouldn't fall, plus he is on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and not the fields of Trenzalore.
Plus, it was the 11th Doctor that found out about it, not the 10th :)
Bazajt 2 months ago
@Bazajt
A) I know, it was a joke.
B) The point was they said silence would fall when THE QUESTION is asked, not answered. I know they meant when it was answered, but they said asked.
C) Again, IT WAS A JOKE!
petertwnsnd 2 months ago
Was I the only one who replayed it at least five times?!!! XDD
Purufufuru 2 months ago 6
@Purufufuru nope
TheIrritatingPenguin 2 months ago
CORRECT! *slam*
haydos271 2 months ago 7
HAH
Darkforce2K 2 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out to dinner, a few hours later the baby sitter called asking if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we"ll call the police.we don't have a clown statue". The clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison ten years ago.if you don't post this on ten videos the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw in his hand at 3:00 am.didn't feel like having this happen to me.
hannahfan08980 2 months ago
It's has been an English joke for many years, many, many years.
DubstepRichie 2 months ago
am I the only one in love with his "doctor"?
prettylittleliarr17 2 months ago 9
Is he timing himself or something? Why is he going so fast?? :P
princessthyemis 2 months ago
knock knock
ScienceOfDeduction1 2 months ago
@ScienceOfDeduction1 who's there?
TristanFear 2 months ago
@TristanFear doctor
ScienceOfDeduction1 2 months ago
@ScienceOfDeduction1 doctor who?
TristanFear 2 months ago
@TristanFear knock knock
Sorry, but you should have waited for the knocking to complete. There were 4 knocks total, not 2.
kaizoisevil 2 months ago
@kaizoisevil I was trying to avoid that :( ah well, welcome bow tie-ville
TristanFear 1 month ago
Correct!
HaruOx 2 months ago
LOL =D
When I first saw a Doctor Who episode a while ago, this was the first word-joke I came up with ^^ great to see the Doctor say it =)
MyrtheMysterious 2 months ago
no one EVER says DOCTOR WHO. IT SUX SO MUCH, cuz u can only say the joke to someone who's seen doctor who, and then they just look at u like ur nuts
jayfeatherrox101 2 months ago
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bmkodaira 2 months ago
LOL
tudumpa.com
bmkodaira 2 months ago
@CreepyButtons wow okay then
TheJes8p 2 months ago
"knock knock"
Tenth Doctor: "Who's there?"
"knock knock"
Tenth Doctor: SHIT.
BlackLeather92 2 months ago 486
@BlackLeather92 NOOOOO! That made me tear up!
ChristinasMinx 2 months ago
@BlackLeather92 I don't understand this... Why don't I understand this/.1
1v1atrix 1 month ago
@1v1atrix Did you WATCH The End of Time Pts. 1 & 2?
SkittlesTheLucario 1 month ago
@SkittlesTheLucario Hahahahhaa aaaahh... No
Btw love your name :D
1v1atrix 1 month ago
@1v1atrix lol Thanks. But yeah, if you watch Pt. 1 & 2 of The End of Time, the comments will make sense.
SkittlesTheLucario 1 month ago
@BlackLeather92 BARROWMAANNNNN!!!!
trekker123eski 2 weeks ago
@BlackLeather92 man thats good, i forget that where im from only so many know what you mean or watch that show, but nice to see others who love it.
willowrhayne 1 week ago
Okay now I really wish I lived in the UK because in America this wouldn't work
P.S. I wanted to live there b4 dis
TheJes8p 2 months ago
@TheJes8p Doesn't work here either
CreepyButtons 2 months ago
It should be "knock knock knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Isn't it obvious? I knocked 4 times"
kaizoisevil 2 months ago 296
gotta try this on my friends. soooooooooooooo funny
13doctorwho 2 months ago
One person didn't get the joke.
JustGuess500 3 months ago 7
Only David could pull it off. :) Never works when I do it.
STARPD7 3 months ago 13
Hahaha oh this is wonderful! Too bad that here in Germany that would NEVER work... :,(
SingenStattAtmen 3 months ago
beautiful!
lelmdrWHO 3 months ago
After the person says 'Doctor Who?' me and my friend say 'silence will fall when the question is asked.'
misszacefronable 3 months ago 17
knock knock who's there doctor , dr who correct hahhahahhahhahahsha
nachi299 3 months ago
wish this would work in america...no one would get it! They'd be like 'ummm...whaat?' haha ;-)
angeldesigns2002 3 months ago
@angeldesigns2002 psha! says you! I'm a proud American Whovian :P as are the many people I saw dressed as the Doctor at the last anime con I went to. [idk why they were there, but I won't argue XD]
NiKasuma 3 months ago 4
@NiKasuma rock on!!! :-)
angeldesigns2002 3 months ago
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Correct!!
missBeckyboonz 3 months ago 9
Knock knock
1v1atrix 3 months ago
@1v1atrix Who's there :D?
123Animegrl 3 months ago
@123Animegrl Doctor >.>
1v1atrix 3 months ago
@1v1atrix Doctor Who?
Sarahruff2010 3 months ago
@Sarahruff2010 CORRECT :D
1v1atrix 3 months ago
I literally thought of this on my own not four days ago- great minds think alike, right? lol
lilbrainyballerina 3 months ago
i laughed so hard that i choked on my skittle....
coolsquidgey 3 months ago
hahaha! I've told that joke a few times. Nobody knew what I was talking about so I stopped.
TommyBaggins 3 months ago
This was the best never mind the buzzcocks ever
Omni315 3 months ago
El mejor video del mundo xDDDD
MaBlaNiSa 3 months ago
Whoever gave this one dislike is a douche.
57TARDIS 3 months ago 6
@57TARDIS , theres always one in every bunch.
markhorneyuk 3 months ago
I remember the dead ringers version of that joke.
markhorneyuk 3 months ago
Damn, thought I was original with this joke at home xp
DarkHypernova 4 months ago 7
@DarkHypernova Same here T.T
Idameta 4 months ago
@DarkHypernova i tought the same :D
asdfuckyouwhore 3 months ago
I love that joke, use it all the time.
OlafurNeal 4 months ago
I don't even watch that much Doctor Who, but even I thought this was fucking hilarious!!!!
jlo358 4 months ago in playlist jlo358's favorites
Why have I watched this almost 10 times? Seriously, what the hell am I doing with my life?
AlwaysAPotterhead 5 months ago 16
David Tennant was EVERYWHERE during the Christmas of 2009, but Who aside, this was easily his best gig that month.
zionravescene 5 months ago 5
Shoulda seen that one coming,Bernie....
brownblair98 6 months ago
I used to say this joke when I was little say about 3 ( yeah I got my dads sense of humour :D ) xxx
StoryTeller1995 6 months ago 4
The doctor
BDubsRockes 6 months ago
i wish the doctor was knock knocking at my door!
LCOddy 7 months ago 8
I saw this coming but for some reason I watched the video anyway!
squaferno 7 months ago
Haha, brilliant!
OxygenChrist 7 months ago
I tried this on my Mom (who thinks me and my dad are supergeeks for watching Doctor Who), and when she said "Doctor Who", there was a pause of silence and I grinned, then she got it and she just made a large sigh and shook her head. "You and your Father..."
Mizayp 8 months ago 73
@Mizayp ...will be the absolute death of her. Unless she strikes pre... ah fuck it.
dotchoo 6 months ago
@Mizayp I've done the same thing to my mum so many times, she refuses to answer...
Dolphinbebe3632 2 months ago
I love Bernards little celebration, hit the table twice and point upwards! :D
Allthegoodnameswent 9 months ago
HAHAHA OMG WHAT SHOW IS THIS!!
phantomsonlylove 9 months ago
@phantomsonlylove It's Never Mind the Buzzcocks :D
Leafytreefrog 8 months ago
Epic! I never laughed about the 'kock knock joke' but this time I fell down from my chair^^
vanessahdepp1 9 months ago
'I thought he was Mr Who who was a doctor!!!'
silentbob82 1 year ago 8
@silentbob82 she was total crack ups on that show. XD
Zoball1 1 year ago
He is Epic:)
fanta2986 1 year ago
@Milkpaw I KNOW! Dame over here! D: I have to explain it to them. Sad sad world we live in. T.T
DC11961 1 year ago
Lol so fast good quistion
danbroad9 1 year ago
But he's not called Doctor Who he's just called the Doctor! D:
stiggy1605 1 year ago
@stiggy1605 they did credit him as Doctor Who (or Dr. Who) for a good portion of classic!who, and the title is Doctor Who
AlyceJackson123 9 months ago
LOL.
xSophieSkittles 1 year ago
no one EVER says 'doctor who' for me! i'm like 'knock knock' and they're like 'who's there?" and i'm like "doctor" and they're like '*r u serious face*'
Milkpaw 1 year ago 302
@Milkpaw OK... Well try it with me then. You start:
paulhorrid 1 year ago 105
@paulhorrid Knock Knock
lanswipe 2 months ago
@lanswipe Who's there?
Morogonaiwolf 2 months ago
@Morogonaiwolf me
lanswipe 2 months ago
@Milkpaw Same here!
TOSEIMKDVOSRCE 2 months ago
Gotta love the man and all his glory, whose with me!?
KruegerLot 1 year ago 7
Omg I remember as a kid when I used to always here that knock-knock joke... Never understood it really. ^-^
ForeverFalling09 1 year ago
He will knock-knock four times.
SirCliveCalculator 1 year ago 13
LMAO
My new favourite knock-knock joke!!! XD
MyAnimatedRomance 1 year ago
NEW FAVORITE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE.
SamiGirl27 1 year ago
The only really good Knock Knock joke I've ever heard! :P
FaerieDust 1 year ago 4
Omg that's hilarious!!!
xmadi98x 1 year ago
I am SO telling that to my 7 yr old tonight. He loves Knock Knock jokes and Doctor Who.
crazypicturelady 1 year ago
made my freaking day
LastOfTheAmericanGrl 1 year ago 5
When he said "knock knock" I was like, oh that's the easiest line ever. And then he was like "who's there."
Probably the only legit knock knock joke out there.
iXiaoMei 1 year ago
That joke is ANCIENT but it's still funny ;-D
Scottishgal78 1 year ago
amazingest video ever!!!!
austria7982 1 year ago
i still say that joke, it always catches them out haha!
Danni05 1 year ago 47
where are my shoes?
storinge 2 years ago 75
That would be the first words uttered by John Pertwee as the Doctor. The key to the Tardis was in one of his shoes.
paulhorrid 2 years ago 80
@paulhorrid Shoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssszzzzzzz
tf2whackyengineer 1 year ago
@paulhorrid Where WERE his shoes?
DelusionalDreamers 8 months ago
@paulhorrid -claps - wow. i'm impressed.
maximumride3969 3 months ago
Greatest joke ever.
ayourdyourd 2 years ago 306
@ayourdyourd Agreed :D
DoctorWhovian1993 1 year ago
@ayourdyourd especially when said by DT xD
ccmyp 4 months ago