A Shadow of His Former Self

[SamauraiRippeR]

"Sucks to be you"

"Yeah, we know!"

XD

[Raxis19]

16 days?? That's almost 2 weeks!

[MaliciouStardragon]

Bloody Murder! Bloody Murder!

[Robotiqs14]

What do u want from me? a poem?

yes

oh

well its cold

it sucks

its old

it f*cks

[3mmans17]

this is gay

[alkapwnz1]

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[alkapwnz1]

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[alkapwnz1]

@3mmans17 ...SPAM. Congrats, you've just been spammed, troll.

[ILikePandaBlades]

it was really fuckin' cold.

[sugarcoatedcrazyness]

Bloody murder! Bloody murder! xD

[PurpleBlah10k]

"When all of a sudden Private Mickey just started screaming blood murder.."

Private Mickey: "BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!" lol XD

[insaanity101]

If it takes a lot of concentration... how is he back for like ALL the other episodes?

And why does it take concentration if he's really an AI? 0.o

[red5robb1]

@insaanity101 good job for spoiling it for everyone, (not me cause im re watching them)

[jedieasyer]

102 pepol are still rookies

[sniperkitty1990]

16 days?!?! thats almost 2 weeks!

[Xkaispartan360]

Church: Have you ever seen a blue ghost?

ME: Well.......Star Wars

[SaturatedEel]

wats the next ep, my annotations wudnt load

[dethen31]

I told you his girlfriend was a slut.

[Spookhunter7]

It the mystery you never heard of-this January House of Anubis- FFS I just wana watch redvsblue arhahflagalkgnjak;lga!!!1

[colebowlin68]

@Spookhunter7 Yeah, fuckin retarded

[iPhoneFanBoi]

It's a planet made out of ice. It's really,,, fuckin',,, cold!

[neworleanssaint1996]

"BLOODY MURDER, BLOODY MURDER!"

[syswhocares]

who else yelled "SON OF A BITCH" when the grenade went off?

[XBOXFREAK295]

like this if u think that the this isnt physiccaly possible is not physicly possible

[facnypantsman23]

This is freakin the best episode in the series.

[facnypantsman23]

Ahhh, Tex's begining.

[FlyingCorgi22]

@facnypantsman23 well, kinda Tex's beginning. The real beginning is in season 9, the Introduction where it shows Tex's training session with New York, Wyoming, and Maine.

[XBOXFREAK295]

to save u some time the strippin vid is crrap have a nice day;)

[Mohamed518]

why do they purposely make tex look like a guy in this episode?

[DEWBLASTER1]

"i dont know why im not dead" but you ARE dead

[supermeep2d]

bloody murder!bloody murder!!!

[ihavealife37]

I can get the nearest Blue forces in there in 16 days...

16 days! Thats almost 2 weeks!

Can you spot the problem with Tucker's sentance?

[ryliebenjamin5]

@ihavealife37 it is more then 2 weeks?

[MrGrandmasterGamer]

@ihavealife37 thats over two weeks XD

[mrRexninja]

@ihavealife37 No.

[WinggedBear]

@ihavealife37 you try to correct them but you wrote sentence sentance

[Thelastoftheheros]

Tucker

[koblentzd]

its a planet made of ice. its really. fuckin. cold.

[derppable]

WOW Church Died On The First Day!

[FpscStudio]

3.000

[bleep196]

OMG vics voice changes in the newer episodes!

[TheTrueValkyrie66]

@bleep196 I haven't watched this in a long while, but I don't think this is Vic.

[Blackbirdness]

Caboose: I told you his girlfriend was a slut

*Tex standing behind them*

Me: Oh snap!

[tdub585]

LMAO, - I told you his girlfriend was a slut

[ROOKI3LINKX]

THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

[zzzz330]

who the f disliked it

[magicman25103]

@zzzz330 people whow ere laughing so hard they saw dislike and thought they saw "Dis I like"

[redknife8]

@TFRAZER666 before you spoil most of all rvb learn to spell!

[themaggotking1]

Why the hell do all you ediots repeat what they say. Its fuckin annoying and you make your selves look like complete dumbasses.

[djmike321star]

@themaggotking1 You spelled idiot wrong.....

[TheOdd1000]

16 days, that almost 2 weeks. Ah they can count so well.

[jober939]

BLOODY MURDER BLOODY MURDER

[PraetorianOverlord]

101 people got their asses kicked by Tex!!!!!

[MyGamer125]

And I though Church got his armor after he accidentally killed Flowers....or was that Tucker that gets the Armor

[PeterBluth]

@MyGamer125 That's how Tucker got his armor.

[MyGamer125]

Where's Vic? 

[EnricoSuave666]

Ah yes, Tex. Trust me when I say that she is not just going to around for just a few episodes....

[MagicalWellecto92]

He's not a ghost, HE'S ALPHA!!!!!!

[ElPayasoMalo]

@MagicalWellecto92 What an asshole.

[raptofilms]

THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! Eyeyeeeh bleeeeegh

[99199198]

lol Racists NO he's Blue

LMAO :P

[RolaiEckolo]

Dislike bar is the saize of lady gaga's junk

[LPmaster330]

dont let... whats the warning?... SHUT UP

[WolfeStar566599]

i like the in a hour one XD

[Timisminame]

this explains why tex hates caboose so much haha

[Timisminame]

this explains why tex hates caboose so much haha

[bleep196]

@Timisminame I think you mean tucker...

[Timisminame]

@bleep196 no... how does this explain why tex hates tucker haha

[magimon91834]

@Timisminame everybody hates caboose

[Timisminame]

@magimon91834 caboose likes himself

[someguythatplaysbass]

This doesnt seem physicaly possible!

[thestratocaster13]

@someguythatplaysbass BLEEAHAH GAGAGAHHHAHA!!!!

[SaviorSelf92]

We're pretty fucked up down here, We Need Men! xDDD

[DrMalHarkness]

"She ripped his skull out of his head and beat him to death with it.

"Wait a second. How do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible."

"That exactly what Jimmy kept screaming."

[deathman1021]

My new favorite threat to use on people

"I will pull your skull out of your head and beat you to death with it"

[k3llio]

WE NEED MEN!!!

[TheSubjectz]

Bloody Murder!! Bloody Murder!! :)

[rainbowroadds]

100 dislikes?

THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHISICALY POSSIBLE!!!!

[Mattattack999]

BOO

motherfucker

[ApprenticeNick]

That's almost two weeks!

[SkullWarriors1]

dam caboose is smart compared to the newer ones

[proudn00b77]

And so it begins.

[MrJlocicero]

ROOKIE SHUT UP MAN IM A GHOST HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WHITE GHOST!

[TheEthanlufc]

Wow, now it makes sence how church is a ghost from the reconstruction episodes!

[yyhfan9292]

@TheEthanlufc Lol hes not a ghost he is a A.I thingy or something like that. :)

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

@yyhfan9292 dude, no spoilers

[TravonAKATbreezy]

FUCH MAN I WISH CHURCH HAD NOT DIED HES OWNING THE ROOKIE

[Devindadude97]

yes! i'm the 100th dislike. Now i have to go kill myself

[xzsnipes2killzx]

99 dislikes.. i wana be the 100th :( but this is too good to dislike.. damn

[SamauraiRippeR]

Sucks to be you.

Yeah, we know!

XD

[Ketangi]

@124punkrock thats the new plotline!!!

[BrysonRials1132]

its really fucking cold!

[Ayami861]

Pvt Mickey: Bloody Murder!!!! Bloody Murder!!!!

[flameonyouyesyortube]

Bloody murder!! Bloody murder!!

[halovscod100]

haha as look at all these comments of red vs blue in its early years there so many trolls now they are so popular there are none. ughh i hate trolls 

[kalabquake]

16 days thats "almost" two weeks

last time i checked thats more than 2 weeks

[AirMc1]

@kalabquake its jus 2 mor days

[kalabquake]

@AirMc1 i know but still

[mrSpencer1229]

hmmmm 8001 likes. ditto

[Theepic451]

hmm, 7999 likes, i guess i should like this too

[megabrain96]

Vick: Did you get the tank we sent?

Tucker: Ya, that got blown up too....

Vick: Wow.. Sucks to be you

XP

[Raveman01]

16 days!? That's almost 2 weeks!

XD

[bob3447]

@Raveman01 your a fucking moron man 14 days is 2 weeks

[pimo117]

@bob3447 i think he saying wat was on the vid

[Raveman01]

@bob3447 "you're" a fucking moron man. watch the video, fuck off. he says that as a fucking quote. piss off and watch the video, troll.

[Raveman01]

@bob3447 listen at 0:58 before you be a dumbass fucktard

[uJellie]

@Raveman01 Almost? Its over 2 weeks.

[TheGaMeR2K]

@uJellie thats what tucker said at the begining..im sure that raveman knows that its over 2 weeks

[Raveman01]

@TheGaMeR2K thank you :)

[KingOtter1]

@uJellie

Obvious troll is obvious

[uJellie]

@KingOtter1 Late moron is late.

[TWITCH772]

ITS REALLY.FUCKIN.COLD.

[Gumshoesamurai]

"Wow... sucks to be you." XD

[nutbagticles]

Church: " some guys were hanging around, waiting for some action. Bitching about the cold"

Some guy: "man it's fucking cold" Lol

[dud3inator]

Love how the dislike bar is smaller than nothing

[BleedingMaskara]

i love that only 98 people hate this

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

Vic.. ahhhhh.... when he didn't sound nerdy....

[brandonethington]

"16 DAYS? Thats almost two weeks!" haha

[bamills96]

"its a planet made out of ice ITS FUCKING COLD!"

[nysiko3]

Vic used to be so much less annoying with a lower pitched voice...

[mermaidgirl711]

TEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­ :DDD

[GEARSxSNIPER7]

Like your mom when the rent is due! Caboose that's it! I swear to God I'm gonna haunt you! LOL : 3 )))))

[lolbetch511]

TEX IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[bashfooth]

"BLOODY MURDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!" hahahahaha

[Geohawk2552]

wait, if it's a planet made entirely out of ice then how come there was a flowing river? Now that's not physically possible.

[MAYiHaveMERCY]

"What do you want? A poem? It's a planet made entirely out of ice. It's really fuckin' cold."

Best. Line. Ever.

[sporecreatorperson]

"...he just started screaming bloody murder."

"Bloody murder! Bloody murder!"

FAVORITE LINE!

[ninjaboytellem4]

Blue Ghost? I remember something on the USS Lexington......

[katay2978]

hahaha vic

[TimbaWolf65]

Church: Private Mickey was the first to go, he was halfway across the base when all of the sudden he just started screaming bloody murder.

Mickey: Bloody murder! Bloody murder!

Lol, that was a bit more literal than I was expecting.

[66sjones]

anyone notice the name of the blue base is blood gulch outpost ALPHA?

[narudawg]

"16 days, thats almost 2 weeks" XD

[brazilking]

BLOODY MURDER BLOODY MURDER!! XD

[superbananavoltex]

You'reee not Church~~

Church's blue! You're white!

SHUT UP ROOKIE!

[Scraplstolemyname]

Vic's voice changed....

[ultraninjakid101]

@Scraplstolemyname no thats just the original voice they replaced it later on as vic

[Scraplstolemyname]

@ultraninjakid101 Yes.... His voice had changed....

[jacob4595]

who else caught the "...I don't know why i'm not dead" lol

[concavius]

Vic!!!!

[FuzenKitsune]

It's a planet made

Entirely out of ice

it's really. Fuckin'. Cold.

[themanclaw2]

Church: Shut the fuck up, Caboose! You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie. (not the actual quote, but I hope you catch the reference)

[Mexicanrunr]

i hope there isnt an advertisement.......... Fuck!

[poopfire1000]

"SPOILER ALERT" well if if you've seen seen the whole series you find out that church isn't even human he is actually an AI program called the Alpha based after the director of Project Freelancer (which Tex is a part of) and was stationed in Blood Gulch do no one would find him

[poopfire1000]

hey anyone notice the blues outpost is called outpost ALPHA no spoilers but anyone who has seen the series knows what I mean ALPHA huh huh

[A17shawn]

@poopfire1000 may i ask what it means

[MCP730]

@A17shawn

Watch the series. You'll get it.

[kzabawa25]

BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!

[SkylitDriveFan123]

@krazyk00k00bird church told doc "it(the jingle) would a lot easier to remember if it actually rhymed, or hid his(Vic's) name actually ended in a 'k'". So church was saying that his name didn't have a 'k'

[KnightOfTheBloodWolf]

for the record, I HAVE seen a blue ghost.

[66sjones]

16 DAYS!? THATS ALMOST TWO WEEKS!

uhh, 2 weeks is 14 days lol.

[ThePokemonfan365]

"To tell you the truth, I don't know why I'm not dead"

Notice he says that as a ghost.

[Lordvampire101]

"Guys were waitin' for some action, bitchin' about the cold."

"Man, it's fuckin' cold." "Hope we get some action."

[Amyo3o]

TEX :L

[Shomeintheknee]

"16 DAYS?!?! THAT'S ALMOST 2 WEEKS!!!"

[deadlyTV015]

Bloody murder! Bloody murder! XD

[Lorhechapol]

I think Tex deserves the title that Noble 6 and 117 recieved: "Hyper Lethal"

Watching every rvb epsiode to date, including s9e11, hearing Tex's theme is still so awesome.

[hootyoot]

Lol, did they just randomly decided to make Caboose stupider next episodes!

[AdemNFFC95]

16 days thats almost 2 weeks!!! :P

[yemster13]

After rewatching the series again, so far im thinking to myself, Why the hell does Caboose start talking like a complete retard, and is really dumb, its bad enough he was a team killing fucktard

[dragonrage122]

@yemster13 if you wanna see him get smarter, reverse the order of the videos, from last to first :3

[BroadwayGirl939]

Caboose: Wait a minute... You're not Church... Church was blue. You're white.

Church: Rookie, SHUT UP man. I'm a freaking ghost. Have you ever seen a blue ghost before?

Tucker: Yeah... it's definitely him.

[SilenceM0rtal]

Hr thought they were gay, XD

[chronicrabbi]

i thought church died?

[mm082782]

@chronicrabbi

you will get it later

[breakingjesus57]

caboose is fucking awesome

[c0llosus]

16 days? that almost 2 weeks!