10 lies everyone tells on dates

[cardoman87]

I totally agreed with you on the lies we tell our partners... But... This video... I dont do any of those.

Date or not, i never know what to order. I check FB and i tell him hints about it. I always pay for what i ate. I only had one internet date (which is now my boyfriend). If a date is awfull, i usually say it so it can improve somehow. I dont say 'friend', i say 'someone from my past'.

[KittyBangOuch]

heh...i had to use number 10 a lot until I met my husband, In one instance I was drunk and I had to walk quite a distance to get back to my place, but I still insisted I was fine to walk home myself. I waved goodbye, ran to the back of the building, and called my friend to come walk me home. Ive also politely shut a door in several peoples faces when they attempted a goodnight kiss.

[JessicaPantz]

Yeah... I'm a virgin.. >->

[TickleMeBreathless]

I only did that once, but the white lie I told was "Well, I actually have plans later this week with a friend, so I don't think I'll have time to meet up this week." ...I was hoping he wouldn't want to hang out again. I felt somewhat bad, but I feel that when the person you're meeting asks to feel your boobs the first time you meet, on the front steps with people outside no less, it's probably not someone I'd like to get to know...

[wax66]

I know I'm normally the exception to the rule, so I won't hold that against the video, but I have never used any of those lines, with the exception of number 9, which wasn't a lie, especially since I generally stay friends with 90+ percent of the women I've dated. I've always felt that lying to a date is counter-productive. Am I the only one that feels that playing dating 'games' is silly?

[s0n0fabish85]

@wax66 yea, you're pretty much alone. xD

[NotChefCook]

YOU are fab , so is your video , and furthermore I think you are aDOrable . There .

[tejas0611]

Hahahahaha!!!! No wonder....

[toppogigio123]

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!  I LOVE IT!!!!

[silbermark]

A little chubby, but very cute. I'd date you!

[M1A1Stylo]

Muthafuckin adorable

[chrissie1122]

Haha! Two of these are especially true for me! I always offer to pay the bill ;) & I will def 'make my own way home!'

[cheekychickenhead]

Haha I guess everyone tells little white lies on dates dang now the secret is out. Good video mate.

[DifficultNerd]

@cheekychickenhead thanks - I've written my next lies video, but I don't know how to shoot it yet... :)

[rukusan]

*snicker* It's funny cause it's true...well, mostly. ;)

 Good stuff! Keep the vids coming!

[DifficultNerd]

@rukusan will do :) 

[Cyclonesgirl25]

Psh you get ready two days before? I get ready a week before ;P

[DifficultNerd]

@Cyclonesgirl25 well there are limits to what I can do, one doesn't want to waste time :P

[clarabellen]

2 people just hear these things all the time.

[melbmoko]

You're A Great Comedian, Thanks for making my day! You should do stand up!! :)

[DifficultNerd]

@melbmoko oh no, I get too nervous! You should see the outtakes on these, there is a lot of inappropriate language :P

[JesseNicoleable]

You're a riot! Thanks for making me smile :)

[wolflover409]

@Difficultnerd awww...i don't think you're giving yourself enough credit. you're very cute and kinda remind me of Graham Norton. i watch him all the time and it's riotous. your videos are simple and low key but oh so funny nonetheless. i think adding your face in only adds to the charm.

[SapphireH]

Oh, and did I mention that I am in love with your videos? No? Well I am!! <3

[DifficultNerd]

@SapphireH thank you so much :)

[SapphireH]

Another variation on "I don't know, what are you having?" This lie is told when your date is paying, and you want to make sure you order something that costs less than what s/he is having.

Not that I've ever done this of course...

My husband, on the other hand, STILL does this even though we've been married for a decade and he's the primary bread winner. LMAO

[DifficultNerd]

@SapphireH oh that's a good one :)

[Mackena67]

See!! LOL now you're teasing! You know you were brilliant *wink* I look forward to your next one.

[DifficultNerd]

@Mackena67 the two I'm working on at the moment probably won't be funny. But hopefully they'll be quirky and engaging :)

[kstenbch]

I think this guy is like listening to Republicans except the lies are much funnier and more creative. Maybe I should stop watching his video posts because I 'm starting to to think with an Australian accent.

[DifficultNerd]

@kstenbch Do you like vegemite yet? :)

[kstenbch]

@DifficultNerd What is that? I heard it in a song a long time ago, but thought it was made up.

[DifficultNerd]

@kstenbch Vegemite is a savoury spread, made from yeast, traditionally had on toast at breakfast time. It's full of vitamin B and great when you're unwell, hung-over or stressed :)

[VanyelK]

@DifficultNerd Noooo. Vegemite is evil. Why you mention Vegemite here? I think I'm part of sub deviant group of Australians that hate the stuff but don't want to say it too loudly or I get all my friends telling me that 'I didn't eat it properly with butter etc.'

[TheBeatnikOne]

hrm...I've never actually used any of these before. But I've heard the "I like many different types of music" a number of times...(then again, the people that used that line were all music majors....lol XD)

[DifficultNerd]

@TheBeatnikOne hmm - music majors may get away with that one :P But part of me really wishes I was Ke$ha :P

[geekwisdom74]

Thankyouthankyouthankyou for the first laugh I had in days! I even shared it on my FB page and saved it to my favorites! :-)

[DifficultNerd]

@geekwisdom74 I'm glad you laughed, but I'm concerned: are you ok?

[prnpenguin]

Totes funny, that one :)

[DifficultNerd]

@prnpenguin knock knock... Who 's there? Your can-opener :P (private joke)...

[wolflover409]

nice to see your actual face. i think it's hilarious! but oh so true. esp the "rusty nails" comment. i've so been there.

[DifficultNerd]

@wolflover409 Oh, there are like thousands of other photos and videos, it's just that sometimes I think my face won't add to the story that I'm trying to tell :)

[iopenedpandorasbox]

I agree "I'm single" is the worst first date lie ever. Gay, straight, don't matter. If you're on a date with someone whose attached and their S.O or S.O's bff comes up and confronts them right infront of you, you're left sitting there going, 'umm yeah is there a ditch I can crawl into some where?' cause you just know saying "Sorry I didn't know" sounds extremely lame.

[DifficultNerd]

@iopenedpandorasbox that would be an awkward moment :)

[lmartell]

12 months? Wait what

[DifficultNerd]

@lmartell bwahahaha :)

[valburge]

Alright.. Who clicked 'dislike'??? Hey?

[DifficultNerd]

@valburge I think there is a person who just clicks dislike I everything I make, either that or someone is upset that I've outed their best 'lie' :)

[Mackena67]

This was funny - Thanks for the giggle!!

[DifficultNerd]

@Mackena67 I'm so glad it's funny - I spent a long time looking at it and was worried it wasn't funny :)

[19lilballerina92]

That was hilarious!!! First time I saw one of your videos and I just loved it!!! Keep making them!

[DifficultNerd]

@19lilballerina92 I totally intend to - they're a lot of fun. You should see the outtakes where i forget my lines though - lots of swearing :P

[mountainword]

How about "I'm single" - nothing worse than falling for a married, "straight" guy with a couple kids.

[DifficultNerd]

@mountainword ouch! Yes, that would suck. :(