An Average Game of Dungeons and Dragons

[EmbryW]

GOLD AND RICHES, BITCHES!!

[ManCheck99]

This video reminds me of all the times I played D&D with my friends. lol

[JustinDosntCare]

strength on a door??? that was funny

[stanleyjosten]

... Why are Catwoman and Dragonball Z in the suggested videos for this?

[kigazed12]

the funny thing is this is exactly how a game of D&D goes

[redinazation]

I love DnD. I play it two days a week and it's so fun. People need to open up more.

[awesometjdude]

i dont play this game i love the video

[MRdaBakkle]

1:39 meta gaming.

[Hiwatcher1]

As my T-Shirt said "Reality is for people who can't handle Dungeons and Dragons".

[DarkNinja24k]

Funny thing is I know and play d&d with people like that.

[sakuralovesjesus]

3.5 FTW!

[CobaltIsNotReal]

People who don't play D&D don't know what they're missing.

What other games allow you to break down stone doors with a pelvic thrust, kill a female demon by stabbing her in the dick, and shapeshifting a mustache to receive free beer.

[ultimativerHexer]

hahaha!

This so reminded me, when we were playing earthdawn and a player wanted to flirt with a woman. Another player was like: "Why do you always want to flirt with women? All the women we meet are played by Rico, so you actually don't flirt with women but with Rico!"

It was a laugh for everyone but the player who wanted to flirt (he felt a litte awkward)

[svinjche87]

just look at that bearded lowlife hahahaahahaah! XD

[Satsuma0]

"You found the goblin's treasure! GOLD AND RICHES, BITCHES!"

The best quote, right there.

[Optonatorful]

How. How was he giving the Vampire Queen a blowjob.

Five stars, would watch again.

[wewacian]

nice try, but that mountain dew would be long gone

[JRadMaddy]

I rather enjoyed that.

[CriketNeeResponse]

lol best video ever



[breakfastisgo]

I've played D&D quite a bit. I can confirm that every single thing that happened in this video happens in the standard session.

[wearexiv]

i have that same zelda shirt :3

[areyouright123]

these people scare me just play runescape and not a game that scare's little kidz please (dragon clawz will rp8 you)

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@areyouright123 You know what is scarrier than DND? Genocide.

[TheBossboy45]

@MyFavoriteShowww Good show!

lol

[metalhead069]

@areyouright123 runescape is fuckin shithouse for little queers

[egloman]

@areyouright123 how the hell is D&D scary, you wanna know what else is scary? serial killers... and genocide

[Icolorimutevoli]

to be fair, at about 3:50, with the expression he makes, he kinda looks like the chick from Mega64: Wii Fit Makes You Hot

[TheDdavis007]

wow thats not what i expected it would be. i give you an A for effort.

[syntheticgod8]

I kinda wanted to vomit too. I'm so glad you kept the joke going.

[StrikeStarProduction]

Mountain dEw adict

[lxktn1989]

What kind of gamer takes the time to put the cheetos into a bowl? And I think there's a gamer in every group who solves problems by hitting on them... I mean, that's the bard's job right? That's why they've got a good CHA score while everyone else uses it as a dump stat.

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@lxktn1989 I'm a stingy DM myself, and I put all of my food for the game in different cups for each person normally. Last time I hosted a game and we had a pizza party, I made sure everyone washed their hands as well...why? Because gamers are disgusting and smelly. Go to a convention sometime and take a big whiff, then ask me why I put my Cheetos in a bowl!

[AcientBanana]

If you pause on 2:01 the guy in the link shirt looks like a asian whiteboy

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@AcientBanana Jason actually is Asian, he is just an Albino. He dies his hair blonde because it is the only pigment that dies corectly with his naturally white hair, and he is self contious about the color of his skin so he cakes himself in concealer, but those normally are only availabe in caucasion color.

[Zodiacrin]

"It's a spooky door."

[LoStefanone]

Absolutely brilliant... GJ guys XD

[iceca11er]

its not nearly not that exciting=(

[GenericAsianBoyLTD]

Bearded weirdo XD

[plazmotech]

lol

[MRWTFMUFFIN2]

my friend used to do weird stuff like this he was dm he said " ok the orc cheiften is sexualy attated to one of you ( rolls ) ok now you have to give him a handie to pass on

[Scepnex9000]

Golden riches bitches!

[TtheWriter]

...yeahhhh, this is about right.

[seven2eight2]

Why is the biggest guy the also the biggest bitch?

[pokinoiombra]

THIS IS EXACTLY RIGHT. Thanks for the laughs!

[BethABoo1234]

lawl this like made my day!

[MrDoomdredd]

The fuck is Challenge Rating? Gay ass version of hit dice?

[TheColinarago]

@MrDoomdredd

It's what level the characters would have to be for an average party of four to potential defeat it.

[MrDoomdredd]

@TheColinarago Yeah, so a renamed version of Hit Dice.

[reachracerXD]

Golden Riches Bitches! I loled so hard

[Flintkarson]

Weirdo Beardo?! That guy has a damn good beard, way better than the other's neck beard

[rsn00b4life]

Pathfinder is better

[JewPowerGo]

That fat guy rolls dice the exact same way he jacks off.

[Tsagia]

Lol good example of "don't piss the DM" at 2.20

[CockneyNutjob4]

GOLD AND RICHES, BITCHES!

[doodooido]

oh don;t worry mom.. we'll behave(he smirks)

[megashillelagh13]

So first thing I see is cheetos and mountain dew. Thank you for that.

[flatronl1915SLG]

I was looking for a tutorial on dungeons and dragons since tommorow I'll be playing it for the first time.

This video showed me everything I needed to know, thanks.

[themixedarts]

I have those same chairs.

[superstoner]

I hate the cheeto stereotype, I mean do people know the damage it causes to character sheets?!!?.... I'll go now..

[LordBelial2223]

@superstoner

What else would you eat? Doritos? Hah, good one.

[theLaserboost]

Ooooouuuuuhhh! I love this nerdy stuff! >.<

[cees318]

do you mean marceline from the show adventure time

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@cees318 Actually no, this skit was filmed before Adventure Time aired on Cartoon Network. I believe the Adventure Time short came before this skit, but the character of Marceline wasn't introduced until a few episodes into their first full season.

[cees318]

@MyFavoriteShowww Some other comment there was standing Marceline so i thought that he ment Marceline from Adventure Time p.s. that is an funny video

[RockyBalboa211]

Marceline the vampire queen...

[RockyBalboa211]

MOUNTAIN DEW IS ALWAYS NEEDED!!!

[EldanairMage]

im gona crit.alother your face

[MRszwajkowski]

Crush is face big beard man! CRUSH HIS FACE!! 2:58

[llButtersll]

"You break the door." xD

[Haley24x7]

lmfaoo you guys are hilarious! i still dont understand how i got to this section of youtube though... that part scares me >_>

[cuttysark711]

Trent White. Did you watch this?

[swissyode]

then things take a dark turn...

[BboyUchiha]

I laughed more than I thought I would hahaha. Good stuff

[0oOMizukiOo0]

"you see a door"

"I got a 31 all I see is a door?"

"....it's a spooky door"

xD my DM's said something along these lines before

[SHOCKGUMPRODUCTIONS]

this was epically AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[firefoxgotnogirl]

did he just blow a purple worm?

give that guy some hefty EXP for fucking surviving

[Tau300]

This points out something why can't a female or male character charm like a bandit and them stab him when his/hers guard is down.

[dfer159632]

wow, I actually thought that was that dudes actual hair

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@pottermorestarkid Easy! All I needed was a camera, a couple of friends, and editing software! Oh and my DICK!

[SailorBarsoom]

I lol'ed.

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

That's what mass amounts of Mountain Dew will do. Oh and nice pick up line Joey. :)

[WingedZhiraff]

+million for the song, but, you know... It's actually about the harm of getting drunk... Well, whatever.

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@WingedZhiraff All of Ostrov Sokrovish seemed about the harm of getting drunk. Or caring about money too much. Make the money, make the money, and to hell with all the rest.

[gunMETAL1133]

"Kyle invites his friends over for a game of Dungeons and Dragons!"

f*ck yeah! my names Kyle!

[zedzadic]

So yeah, not average at all. Unless they only played D&D minis. Also: undead are immune to mind-affecting.

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@zedzadic Well also it's not average because I hope peoples Dad's don't ejaculate on their miniatures. At least I hope not.

[CthulhuDarkLord]

3 reasons why this isn't average, 1) Those are 4.0 books, 2) You need the CRUNCHY cheetohs, not the puffs, 3) You do NOT tell the players the CR (and CR doesn't exist in 4.0). Now that i am done nerding, this was actually very funny lol, nice work. 

[Orkle2]

@CthulhuDarkLord either you're feigning ignorance or you're genuine

[CthulhuDarkLord]

I... I don't know what you mean... Nothing about what I said was ignorant, being that it was all matters of opinion. So this means you are the ignorant one, and you are ignorant of your own ignorance. I've always said the only people who are truly stupid are the ignorant, so take from that what you will. If you play 4.0, you're not playing D&D 1st of all, puffy Cheetos suck, and there is NO challenge rating in 4.0... So I just don't get what you're saying. Maybe be a little more articulate.

[ChromeDNA]

How many takes did it take to do the critical strike scene?

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@ChromeDNA Just the one I think. We all wanted to get it over with quickly and didn't want to look each other in the eyes when I was done. The scene that took the longest was the part where I choke (obvious reason being that I don't use any kind of putty or glue with my wig on my bald head)

[DinoManAA]

Funny



[IAsRandom]

1:20 That's a lot of Mtn Dew cans.

[AwesomeDude070599]

That looks fun... I wanna play dungeons and dragons

[JackLinhart]

@AwesomeDude070599 It is fun depending on whom you play with.

[jrockluv]

mmm..nerds playing Dungeons and Dragons...can't get any hotter and nerdier than that..sorry i'm a nerdy girl that loves nerdy boys <3

[gygaxguys]

@jrockluv check out the gygaxguys :D we're new and doing D&D videos :)

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@jrockluv Well I'm a nerdy boy that loves having his ego stroked...along with other things. My hair! I meant my hair! (Back Hair to be specific)

[tobine112]

@MyFavoriteShowww rofl

[azirk83]

I'd have been like "This is not a DMocracy! It's a DMtatership! No spankin' it at the table! 25d6 lightning bolt hits PC1"

PC2: "Uh, but we're underground"

Me: "Then the lightning bolt arcs to hit PC2 for 9d6 damage. Anybody else want to share?"

PC3: "..."

Me: "I didn't think so, bitches."

But otherwise, yeah that's adolescent D&D sessions for ya.

[FallenJackal1]

dont care if this is stupid this is kinda funny

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@FallenJackal1 I don't care if you are stupid, you are kind of funny...LOOKING! BURN! SICK!

[FallenJackal1]

@MyFavoriteShowww :D

[DwarvenBarbarianRage]

This does resemble some sessions I've been to XD

[RedHoboSpice]

Yeah, seems about right except we drink root beer because we're over the age of loser. Heh.

[vincelargo]

I like the crown royal dice bags, nice touch.

[xXBluePaperXx]

Hahaha!!! Is this boys town? I really need someone to talk to :'(

[silverraine12345]

ROFLMAO don't talk back to the DM ---- hazardous to your health.

[r2084]

Love the Crown Royal bag :D

[Shinobi1010]

2:34 "I'm going to use the Wand Of Wounding...to wound her!"

[NikaHarper]

Lies. We'd never use a bowl for our Cheetos.

[MrMexicanfoodisgood]

FAAAAAAAAAKE

[PlexBro]

@MrMexicanfoodisgood are you retarded?

[Hulamonkey45]

Alright strength check.

For a door?!

It's a heavy door.....

xD

[Benanimate]

U GET A TRAWL!

[MrToastOmnomnom]

There is always one...

[Canadiblue]

fake

[DFTheNightmare]

@Canadiblue obviously

[Canadiblue]

@DFTheNightmare don't feed the trolls

[msllamaballss]

I NEED YOU TO WATCH. o.O his dad is wierd~ xD

[Squeejee09]

Holy crap this was funny.  Just sayin'.

[lk0056]

U GET A TROOOOOOOOOOOL :DDDDD

[BurpAtTheMoon]

0:43 LOl I still have 3 of those somewhere in a bag. Still love too look at it.

[MyBeebles]

Rofl, never played DnD but I found this greatly amusing

[Runegamer474]

@MyBeebles I played it, trust me, dungeon masters can get quite serious about it, it's quite fun!

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

Do people call football "The Big Game" anymore?

[DaGamer64]

lol

[FoxxyRawr]

I think Crown royal bags are just a thing among D&D players...

[LMMEjsmith]

i can see why some people don't use mini's now...

[TehBirdzNBeez]

@LMMEjsmith

Nah, just not the purple worm.

Except me... they're cool.

[geeknerdvlog]

Exactly like an average game of D&D

[MrRandomVideoBoy]

Nerd

[MegaScreamo4life]

do people really play this stupid game?

[TheNexosVen]

@MegaScreamo4life Yes, It's not stupid though. It is an interesting game that is really fun. This video is just poking fun of the game. In no way is the game actually like this.

[MegaScreamo4life]

@TheNexosVen ohh

[rual40]

@TheNexosVen uuuuh... not exactly, there is less sex than this but alot if this is true. but they missed the scenes like when in a camping i was in. someone pissed into an open wound on a beholder as a sneak attack. 5D6 damage i believe.

[TheNexosVen]

@rual40 Sometimes we do weird shit, but only in our funny games. I was a Half Giant rouge who had a fetish for halflings. And my friend was a Human Flute Player that couldn't even fight but played music for battle. It's fun to have a parody game every once in a while.

[rual40]

@TheNexosVen how bout a cannibalistic necrophiliac necromancer? never hungry and never alone.

[TheNexosVen]

@rual40 Haha! I'll try that next time.

[epic0coconut]

i use to live off of a diet of Cheetos and Mnt Dew, then i swap the Cheetos for Funyons and the Mnt dew for Nos. i still play D&D tho. mostly wile i hot box the living room. :D

[legomaster00156]

I would send a bolt of divine lightning, should I have been his DM.

[Gamingfouryou]

omg his mom said the dad was going to watch sports at 6:00 and thats when he left the table in the video DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

[PrawnToucher]

Wow An actually humorous video about D&D? man alive.

Good job. 

[XBurntBProductionsX]

5:43 WTF O.o

But anyway nice video guy I play DnD and didn't find this offensive at all. *gently puts bowl of Cheetos and Mnt Dew cans away*

[doombybbr]

so realistic

[Bungogin]

I would kill any PC that tried that.

[sanderrodijk]

0:06, im watching more at that boy than the topic of the movie ;0)

[scotchtapeinasia]

:58 - 1:05 lol!!!!

[nerdforeverchick]

this is sooo funny i miss this game

[skybluerob1]

I love this video, it's hilarious. The power crazed DM, the tossing Dad, the wand of wounding, zelda T-shirt, 61 on a d20...brilliant stuff.

Forget the strange trolling comments (which are unfunny and weird), keep making the videos.

And make a follow up to this one!

[halohali32]

haha love this! why is every one so against this? it's just D&D...the only problem i have with it, is that there are no girls in your video, playing...girls play D&D too! lol

[Dracopol]

@halohali32 Yeah, should have been girls in the story. They could have corrected the guy's seriously flawed tongue technique!

[halohali32]

@Dracopol lolol

[MusicMan53100]

I don't know whether to be offended or to laugh...

I've played for 2 years seriously...

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@MusicMan53100 Well if you are still on the fence on whether to laugh or be offended, I can make a video where I just shout Racial Slurs at crying infants if that will help.

[kungfufrog13]

@MyFavoriteShowww that always makes me laugh

[mestizocrow]

you can fuck vampires in D&D i want to play

[MusicMan53100]

@mestizocrow Really?... You like in Iowa? I've been itching to get a game going!

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@mestizocrow Well you can pretend to fuck vampires in D&D, but then again you can pretend to fuck anything anytime, regardless if you spend 30 Dollars on a book or not. In fact, I am pretending to fuck you right now. Oh and you like it....oh you a nasty boy. Or girl. Actually, if you are a girl, I am still going to pretend you are a boy. And that Daniel "James Bond" Craig is watching us. THE POWER OF IMAGINATION!

[NUMBER1SKATERONUTUBE]

0:31 JACK OFF TIME!

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@NUMBER1SKATERONUTUBE I wan't you to shout that at your place of work next time you get a chance. Make sure the boss is watching. If you are unemployed, just shout it next time an episode of Ed Edd and Eddy comes on.

[KaiserWilhelmIV]

Which moms basement do you live in?

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@KaiserWilhelmIV Well you see, most people only have the one mother. Now I know you come from a special house with two mommies, and I am not questioning the validity of their lifestlye being a proper place to raise a family, but even you, at your young age, needs to realize that your home does deviate from the norm. That being said, I live in her attic, not the basement. Also, sorry to hear about World War 1 and all. Better luck next time.

[KaiserWilhelmIV]

@MyFavoriteShowww You types of people have two moms: Birth and Step mother because a broken family that let their shit kid play D$D must have divorced and remarried and many times the Mother who didn't parent the child has no claim to taking care of another child, leaving this duty to the father and his new bride. This is where you come in and your step mother properly prohibits you playing that gay ass game.

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@KaiserWilhelmIV Oh you are just acting crabby because you had to abdicate your throne in 1918. We can't all have Queen Victoria as a Grandma. Also the entire subject of Stepmothers seems to deeply trouble you...do you wan't to talk about it?

[KaiserWilhelmIV]

@MyFavoriteShowww I have no idea about them, as you know i never had a stepmother. AS for you perhaps you might explain how gay D$D is and why and how it leads to a destructive lifestyle.

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@KaiserWilhelmIV You wan't me to explain why DND is gay and how it leads to a destructive lifestlye? I will. You see, it all happaned in 1861, when renowned crossdressing scitzophrenic explorere Gary Gaygax discovered mystical ruins in the anus of a young scandanavian boy. Flash forward to 1987. when Gary Gaygax, given eternal youth thanks to the dark god "Parker Brothers" begins distributing DND to inner city youths in exchange for methanphetamines. Does that help?

[KaiserWilhelmIV]

@MyFavoriteShowww Thats pretty close to what happened, but you left out that Gary Gygax was GAY and loved dogs in bed as well. This might be a direct result of the parenting he experienced and why like a proper game designer he didn't make wargames or Historical games. I hope now he has some good times with Golum at Mordor probing his anus and licking shemps balls.

[MyFavoriteShowww]

@KaiserWilhelmIV You are a poet Kaiser Wilhelm, a poet. And who wouldn't enjoy Golum probing their anus! I have it on good authority that Golem is a kind and tender lover. Probably a direct result from the great parenting he was given in the Shire.