everything is fucking classified, this stupid bullshit crap. obama "bin ladin" lovers thanks for still voting for him cause now we are really fucked... ron paul 2012 2016
The holocaust is coming!!!! Enough said, and the other website "read" they are goin to get rid of the illegal aliens are u serious because it's hard for everyone to find jobs, meaning if u wasn't born in the us they are going to take u to there concentration camp.. They already have the coffins ready and prepared. I'm sorry I will not be voting for Obama!
In all this game, the devil is losing and at the end will be accused of everything because GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form, following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil because he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
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Hmm ,.. Now how do we know that the government didn't insist on that union-span logo to throw us off?... Other than that damn union, That vid did not look fake.
Please watch my story "TIFFANY LEBOUEF SEEKS JUSTICE" They hid my only evidence and lied about it then they made me "TAKE THE DEAL" or go to Prison for 9 + yrs. This is crazy shit. They have given me 2 strikes and one more brush with the law of any kind will send me to "PRISON FOR LIFE"..... HELP MEEEEEEEE
sorry we've been under martial law for a while , sure you can stay out late but get caught, whether its off roading ,walking home from a bar smoking in a bar , fishing boating you are a target and there is a very good chance you will be explaining why you are having fun and hit with a ridiculous fine . you re allowed to have enough freedom to get in trouble (being noticed)
In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
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So what if its from the onion, its only legit if it comes from CNN? Are you serious? This is how any big network is formed. You play an angle, with the onion comedy is used, you get a base of followers. Its being used, just like Ron Paul, in the trenches trying to wake americans up!
For those whom don't percieve what classified is,it is simply a disclosure of what to do in majority containment..in other words they intend to mass murder those who rebel,fight,and/or resist the NWO's plan..I very well understand how this sounds,giving that they will not confirm this, it means its best by misleading us into believing we the general citizens are not the target..AS WE CERTAINLY ARE,MAY GOD BE WITH US ALL.
THINK...the Rigged Media toolz have chosen Brobama to win again...and who they want to run against there chosen 1 and they IGNORE the rest...Proof?...ask 20 people who was on the 2008 ballot
Dr. Ron Paul 2012...Why?
The Republicans Hate Him...The Democrats Hate Him...The FED hates Him...The CFR hates Him...The UN hates HIM...The Media Hates Him...All who work to Destroy America Hate Him...therefore...HE IS THE PEOPLES CHOICE
not the choice of this Left Right Globally Rigged System
don't any of you wonder what or who he's referring to when he says air force units can combat said "classified" do to their enormous size and other worldly strengths??? released or otherwise become uncontrollable??? that shits weird, why can't they tell the people what that classified shit is when it's the info that is to control us the most.
keep thinking it isn't real... did you hear "flesh eating"??? then he says pass your votes!!! with a smile... You're all getting fucked..classified uhm you're all being fucked by uhm classified you're totally raped now by uhm classified uhm fuck you all uhm classified
Again, for the millionth time: this is from THE ONION. It's a satire site. It's not real news. There is no John Haller, he is not a representative of Pennsylvania... The video even has the freaking ONION LOGO IN IT!
Seriously people, come on! This is fake. It's from the onion. A fake news network. It's a satire and comedy peice. Yes, I believe there are plans for martial law to be declared before the next election but this isn't it. People believing this makes the real news (ie National Defense Authorization Act and possible war with Iran and China) looks like it's BS.
@mygunismyid It is fake you moron. The onion news network is a fake news channel. It's like weekend update on saturday night live. Look up some of their skits on youtube. It you look at the bottom right of the screen, you'll notice instead of C-SPAN, the C is an onion. There is no Rep. John Haller. The rep. in Pennslyvania's 12th dst is Daryl Metcalfe. I believe there is plans to turn the US into a police state and the NDAA is evil, but THIS CLIP IS FAKE!
In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
All of us are the brothers and the sisters. We have the power to finish all of the wars and the darkness. If we do not wake up, we will be too late and the darkness will arise...
"NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE?" If the "WORLD" can "Wake-UP!" and understand WHO has systematically Lied, Deceived and Cheated the Entire Human Race for CENTURIES; then The World can UNITE and Publicly EXPOSE and Take-Back the CONTROL of "OUR WORLD" from these Devious (Hidden from the Masses) Zionist/Jews! The ONLY WEAPON These Parasites have in NOT being QUESTIONED is... "ANTI-SEMITISM and THEIR MEDIA! Go to: wake-upbeforeitstoolate(dot)com and begin to understand the DEPTHS of this DECEIT!
I don't really see the point of arguing over whether or not this true. Yes, we see the onion, that could just be a cloaking device. If you care, do your research on this at different sites to see how true it is. Some things get leaked for our protection.
@dsmith019 I have done my research and its not real. Going to conspiracy websites to find evidence of this being real is the first mistake. Since there is record of laws on book you can look it up on a govt website. Not a real law, not a real representative and not a real channel. You can find all evidence with links in a post I made earlier.
@dsmith019 Also as I explained earlier I like that people cast a skeptical eye, but this needs to be done consistently. Being skeptical of only the things that dont fit your beliefs is really no better than what you accuse the people that need to "wake up" of. Finding evidence that fits your argument and then ending all research proves nothing.
Man it would be nice to get some good flesh eating something and maybe just put it in a big heap in the middle of a wal-mart parking lot and label it "Secret Illuminati Food-Eat like an Illuminati", and thin out the ranks of the stupid a bit. Why can the Govt. just label all these drooling idiots zombies? Id like to double-tap a few of them.Videos exposing secrets of the Illuminati and the Government on YouTube? "Yep they control our lives but we are exposing them on the youtube!" Window lickers
The flesh eating part I've heard about and didn't know if it was true, I guess it is real, I know that our adrenal grands get eaten by the non-humans. Look up Illuminati and Annunaki (Alien race) rituals. There are blood sacrafices for fame, fortune, & power.
@dsmith019 It must be real its on fucking youtube! YouTube the secret underground voice of the rebellion! Exposing these evil organizations by revealing all of their darkest covert operations, on the impossible to monitor voice of the people. Viva La YouTube! Now I need to get back to Onion-Span and see what else is on our hidden came to their shady meetings. Morons!
@BearDownBean My friend saw the ritual on Vid, I will see it soon, I kind of don't want to but, Damn!.. Seeing is knowing, I don't know if I really want to know, One can be killed for knowing certain things. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, Lol!
@BushidoBrownSama Hi, it's not fake. You can look up Illuminati and Annunaki (Alien-human) alliance.You will learn that we were genetically created to work for them. The money created by them along with the Free Masons is our motivator. Money is the root of all evil. Look up what all of symbols on our dollar bill mean. They are controlling us, and have rather sinister plans for us, it's scary and sad. Wait til you see what the statue of liberty really stands for on the show Decoded, I cried :(
FEMA has announced a 72 hour plan to man it's prison death camps! I've been seeing these notices online regarding the FEMA DEATH CAMPS. They are becoming fully operational. There are over 800 of them throughout the U.S.
Is this fake? I heard that they really did try to pass a bill simular to this. If this is true the world as americans know it would change forever. AMERICA PUT DOWN THE REMOTE CONTROL AND WAKE UP!
Is it really that hard to notice the onion-span logo taking up the lower right corner of the screen before humiliating yourself in public as everyone points it out? X3
@CoffeeFoxi I saw it, but I also saw this on reputable sites without it, This is placed that way to take the focus of the seriousness. He can be killed for posting it, so he got the info. out and cloaked it as a joke. Smart, I'd say. They run the media, so,.... yeah.
@dsmith019 Thats kind of a counterproductive insult there chump. Nothing like using a childish insult to show how grown up you are compared to the other individual. This video was funny until I realized in achieving its intended purpose it brought to light just how many stupid people there are. Im all for informing people of the destruction of our freedom, but touting this video as evidence of anything is dangerous to that cause. Its important to be informed if youre going to inform
I just dont see the end game in killing us. Besides it could be done much more efficiently than Lyme disease. So who benefits and how? I can tell you that scary ideas can be used to benefit, look at Alex Jones. What do you suppose he rakes in a year? Govt. give him Lyme disease? Why not? Big mouth dolt spews all sorts of Govt. secrets to the masses of shade shutters yet there he is Lyme disease free and richer than a Nazi. I dont know man seems like youre barking up the wrong tree.
I dont know, limes? You mean Lyme disease? It comes from deer ticks. I dont spend much time in wooded areas so Ive never had a tick on me thus I dont have Lyme disease. Where does any of it come from? Cancer, AIDS, Hep C, ...... Its a strange, crazy, scary world and there are lots of dangers, but the Govt. isnt trying to kill us. What would be the point? WE are already slaves to the machine. I would be more apt to believe they feed us fertility drugs to strengthen their slave army.
Well no wonder we don't know anything, everything is classified. To all of you who think this is fake, look it up. Ever heard of the Patriot Act? They don't want you to read it. Everything HITLER did is now legal. Even if 9/11 official story was true, they took your freedom, get it. Wake up. All the info is at the tip of your fingers until they shut down the internet.
@jlarsena It is in fact fake though youll at least concede that? Youre not one of the ones that tell me this has been wiped off the record but somehow left on Youtube for all to see right? I know the "version" of the Patriot Act you read and if you dig far enough back in here I believe Ive given all evidence needed to prove it fake as well.
@jlarsena I do agree however that it is definitely deals a pretty sever blow to our freedom, by losing the right to trial if you are charged with being a terrorist. Te US Govt. still has no right to commit genocide on the Jews in order to create the master race. By the way the RIAA is trying to pass legislation that would certainly open the door for a watered down version of the internet.
@BearDownBean They're committing genocide on more than just the Jews. Ever lookup Operation Paperclip? The Nazi eugenists work for U.S., Canada and England after the war. Now they have a velvet glove on the iron fist and they poison our food, water and air. Some work in places like Plum Island, scary. Where did lime disease come from?
@gorgack2000 It's sad in this day in age when "fake news" and "real news" can't be determined. I could have literally taken such a forum quite seriously on CSPAN, in 2007.
@ricvenhazlitt If the demolition of the Twin Towers was rejected by America during the following 48 hours, the Shadow Government needed to have a tremendously dramatic event that would paralize any investigation of the New World Order. This was a staged extraterrestrial invasion. See more at Facebook/Reptile Conspiracy.
Well though this video was made as a joke from The Onion, the illuminati tend to make such vidoes with facts in them then pass it as a joke, its obvious this is talking about the evil Reptilian race. Dont believe me? Type in Alex Collier interviewed by Rick Keefe. Listen closly to it all.
@oliveguss The whole thing is a JOKE(the vid i mean) , not really that funny when you consider BUSH was trying to sell us out to the Commies(China) when this was made.
instead of fucking reducing the population why the fuck wouldnt you guys focus on figuring out ways to make a better economy/marketing and other shit we are low on. illuminati can suck my classified!
@musicvideos61 White people are the Manifestation, Embodiment, Personification of EVIL!!
White people are A Satanic Force and A Demonic Presence on the earth - they are The BEASTS of PROPHECY making war against the Muslims SAINTS and Humanity! They are The Children of SATAN!
White people are Psychopaths - they have NO remorse for their wrongdoing and do NOT admit to their evil! Hell is waiting for them - and their father Satan will welcome them!
iT IS REAL and the classified bill of rights as our constirution with the enactment of the sunday rest law will be null and void, is to be or rather has been drawn up by the UN, with the philosophies and doctrines based largely on the that of Alice A Bailey.
@1struthalways White people are the Manifestation, Embodiment, Personification of EVIL!!
White people are A Satanic Force and A Demonic Presence on the earth - they are The BEASTS of PROPHECY making war against the Muslims SAINTS and Humanity! They are The Children of SATAN!
White people are Psychopaths - they have NO remorse for their wrongdoing and do NOT admit to their evil! Hell is waiting for them - and their father Satan will welcome them!
Well you classified government pieces of classified can go classified yourself with a classified in your classified. Who the fuck are you trying to save with all your classified information? why even put it to a vote, it doesnt count anyway. what the hell is there to vote on?CLASSIFIED YOU NWO...... your time is coming and not for the good. CLASSIFIED!
if states ran themselves then america would be another page in history like when the barberians invaded europe and fucked everyone up because they were individual states and couldnt unite
Abolish and dissolve the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!!!!! This country was founded on the concept of individual states running themselves. We do not need to a federal government. What can you do about it? RIOT! PROTEST IN THE STREETS! GET MAD!!!!!!!!!
@benburgess3000 White people are the Manifestation, Embodiment, Personification of EVIL!!
White people are A Satanic Force and A Demonic Presence on the earth - they are The BEASTS of PROPHECY making war against the Muslims SAINTS and Humanity! They are The Children of SATAN!
White people are Psychopaths - they have NO remorse for their wrongdoing and do NOT admit to their evil! Hell is waiting for them - and their father Satan will welcome them!
Democracy works better in the light of day. It isn't to hard to fill in the blanks, they are preparing for a nuclear war or natural disaster. They also have contingency plans to unleash the US military on any civil unrest that may arise. They also have facilities prepared for, I didn't hear mass detention, but I did hear birther facilities?? Now in a perfect world that would mean those who deny the domestic birth of our President, but this isn't a perfect world, and I am just a boy and his dog.
CLASSIFIED MEANS NO ACCOUNTABILITY. FACISM HAS TAKEN OVER. THE OLIGARCHY ELITE RUNS THE GOVERNMENT. WE ARE ALL CATTLE, SHEEP TO BE SLAUTHERED. IF ANYONE IS A USELESS EATER - THEY WILL BE ERASED. THE OLIGARCHY CONTROLS THE MONEY SUPPLY AND THE LAWS SO HUMANITY IS DOOMED FOR THE NEW DARK AGE.
This is from the Onion (humor / fake news) but parodies the very real absurd manner in which our government is sometimes run. This one seems to parody the very real Continuity of Government directive exposed durring the Iran Contra Scandal.
Every day I just wait for the Goat Show, I want to learn about the disappearing wild goats of America. ha ha ha ha Anyone that has taking this seriously is just a typical American. Who jump to conclusions before thinking. Gotta love ya though, you keep me laughing daily.
Lol so what this proves is that all someone has to do to really fuck with the obsessive Illuminati fanatics is post a video that will support one of their views and put a link to a page that will upload a virus to your computer and crash it in a matter of hours. All because you can't handle being over-informed.
See the Onion 's logo next to "SPAN". It's the Onion's alright. Also, there is no Representative Haller. Yep, I had to find this out the hard way myself, so don't feel bad if this fooled you at first, too! Sham on the Onion for scaring people, though.
People keep saying it's a joke, but it's not! This is just disinformation from the ILLUMINATI to lull into you complacency. The ILLUMINATI staged 9/11, the same way the Emperor staged the Separatist threat in Star Wars, to put Martial Law into place to fight an imaginary enemy, while in reality planing on taking over the world. Remember, in the beginning almost no one took the Nazi threat seriously either, and thought people who did were paranoid.
everything is fucking classified, this stupid bullshit crap. obama "bin ladin" lovers thanks for still voting for him cause now we are really fucked... ron paul 2012 2016
alexneil1967 4 days ago
[REDACTED] is not [DATA EXPUNGED]!
prebral 5 days ago
Actually, regarding whether it's fake or not... the answer is [CLASSIFIED].
dratsabREVIEWS 5 days ago
The holocaust is coming!!!! Enough said, and the other website "read" they are goin to get rid of the illegal aliens are u serious because it's hard for everyone to find jobs, meaning if u wasn't born in the us they are going to take u to there concentration camp.. They already have the coffins ready and prepared. I'm sorry I will not be voting for Obama!
msreshagirl 1 week ago
@msreshagirl i was born in the usa, im not scared. and i take no pity on freeloaders. good riddance.
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In all this game, the devil is losing and at the end will be accused of everything because GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form, following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil because he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
diptdipt 1 week ago
Its onion news lmao
liquidshox 1 week ago
This was labeled at a hoax
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ronpaul2012hope 2 weeks ago
flesh eating?? :'(
4613mclovin 2 weeks ago
This does not look like a Montague
Tom23470 2 weeks ago
Hmm ,.. Now how do we know that the government didn't insist on that union-span logo to throw us off?... Other than that damn union, That vid did not look fake.
dsmith019 2 weeks ago
is this real??????????
laviolenscia1992 2 weeks ago
It's the onion LMFAO look at the bottom idiots.
MrsTr0ll 3 weeks ago
Ha ha...'Jesus!.......that's classified'
orbazel 3 weeks ago
new design cool!
spuzvica999 3 weeks ago
DAMN!!! I was Really Hoping this was Real!! It would be even FUNNIER if it was.
Irradiated, HAHA, Flesh Eating, HAHA, Unworldly Size! HAHAHAHAHA
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Please watch my story "TIFFANY LEBOUEF SEEKS JUSTICE" They hid my only evidence and lied about it then they made me "TAKE THE DEAL" or go to Prison for 9 + yrs. This is crazy shit. They have given me 2 strikes and one more brush with the law of any kind will send me to "PRISON FOR LIFE"..... HELP MEEEEEEEE
joanarc1111 3 weeks ago
sorry we've been under martial law for a while , sure you can stay out late but get caught, whether its off roading ,walking home from a bar smoking in a bar , fishing boating you are a target and there is a very good chance you will be explaining why you are having fun and hit with a ridiculous fine . you re allowed to have enough freedom to get in trouble (being noticed)
sarcasticoldbastard 3 weeks ago
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In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
diptdipt 1 month ago in playlist martial law studies
im bouta go beat my classified until i classified on yo mamas classified nd then go take a classified
varner414 1 month ago
It is a spoof. A pretty good one. Good advice otherwise though.,
professorzed 1 month ago
I now have to go take a (CLASSIFIED)
FEDRA211 1 month ago
this is some classified shit
XxxYoungGoonxxX 1 month ago
Fake but realistic.
StratoBlaster420 1 month ago 5
Oniion
chefboyrc 1 month ago
This is fake
lehcar8004 1 month ago
Arm yourselves people!!!
whatifithappend 1 month ago
Guys count the Word "Classified"
MrPyuckYiu 1 month ago
America's Wild goats - A disappearing nuisance
sittingduhk 1 month ago
The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and fictional.
TheSeagalsfan 1 month ago
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MuminRaD1 1 month ago
[This comment is Classified]
TheSlimshow277 1 month ago
So what if its from the onion, its only legit if it comes from CNN? Are you serious? This is how any big network is formed. You play an angle, with the onion comedy is used, you get a base of followers. Its being used, just like Ron Paul, in the trenches trying to wake americans up!
audiopro316 1 month ago
CLASSIFIED MY ASS, HOW CAN YOU PASS A BILL WITHOUT PPL KNOWING HOW TO AVOID DOING WHAT IS CLASSIFIED.
TheLastVampireChild 1 month ago
lollolonionlol the most trusted news spoofing source on the interwebz!
beaker4311 1 month ago
For those whom don't percieve what classified is,it is simply a disclosure of what to do in majority containment..in other words they intend to mass murder those who rebel,fight,and/or resist the NWO's plan..I very well understand how this sounds,giving that they will not confirm this, it means its best by misleading us into believing we the general citizens are not the target..AS WE CERTAINLY ARE,MAY GOD BE WITH US ALL.
jcasanova1000 1 month ago
Onion Span lol
SuperBspb 1 month ago
Onion! lol
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THINK...the Rigged Media toolz have chosen Brobama to win again...and who they want to run against there chosen 1 and they IGNORE the rest...Proof?...ask 20 people who was on the 2008 ballot
Dr. Ron Paul 2012...Why?
The Republicans Hate Him...The Democrats Hate Him...The FED hates Him...The CFR hates Him...The UN hates HIM...The Media Hates Him...All who work to Destroy America Hate Him...therefore...HE IS THE PEOPLES CHOICE
not the choice of this Left Right Globally Rigged System
songforamericans 1 month ago
classified my big fucking ass!!! tell us we want the motherfucking truth!!!
legoeggo1518 1 month ago
@legoeggo1518 this is on the onion! its not even real the guy who posted this is a fucking moron for thinking its real!
TheNameIsLegion 1 month ago
don't any of you wonder what or who he's referring to when he says air force units can combat said "classified" do to their enormous size and other worldly strengths??? released or otherwise become uncontrollable??? that shits weird, why can't they tell the people what that classified shit is when it's the info that is to control us the most.
blackmambason23 1 month ago
keep thinking it isn't real... did you hear "flesh eating"??? then he says pass your votes!!! with a smile... You're all getting fucked..classified uhm you're all being fucked by uhm classified you're totally raped now by uhm classified uhm fuck you all uhm classified
blackmambason23 1 month ago
Lmaooooo
JDPKRevolution 1 month ago
lol fake or not get ready for war bitches lol im prepared
lilmenace951 1 month ago
it doesn't take a rapist to know we are being fucked against our will & thru the people's unablitiy to take off the blinders!!
newmusicbliss11 1 month ago
Again, for the millionth time: this is from THE ONION. It's a satire site. It's not real news. There is no John Haller, he is not a representative of Pennsylvania... The video even has the freaking ONION LOGO IN IT!
mrs7195 1 month ago
Seriously people, come on! This is fake. It's from the onion. A fake news network. It's a satire and comedy peice. Yes, I believe there are plans for martial law to be declared before the next election but this isn't it. People believing this makes the real news (ie National Defense Authorization Act and possible war with Iran and China) looks like it's BS.
gkopacz 1 month ago 13
@gkopacz Oh yea?? They also air things that are..well..Ridiclous. And this is Ridiclous!! p.s...I love watching the onoin:)
theman2720 1 month ago
@gkopacz look up the NDAA bill or the bill of 1867. If you think this is fake you live inside the box!!!
mygunismyid 5 days ago
@mygunismyid It is fake you moron. The onion news network is a fake news channel. It's like weekend update on saturday night live. Look up some of their skits on youtube. It you look at the bottom right of the screen, you'll notice instead of C-SPAN, the C is an onion. There is no Rep. John Haller. The rep. in Pennslyvania's 12th dst is Daryl Metcalfe. I believe there is plans to turn the US into a police state and the NDAA is evil, but THIS CLIP IS FAKE!
gkopacz 5 days ago
this is going to happen though, the illuminati is going to fuck up the world to a new level.
RitchieJake 1 day ago
Dude what tha fuck is up wit tha government...everything dats goin on in tha world is in the book of revelations...classified my ass!
mikemen28 1 month ago
I like the part where he said classified....
CanadianBaconPwnage 1 month ago
I sure hope that they did not vote for something that they do not know what they are voting for.
rickyt11 1 month ago
In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!
diptdipt 1 month ago
Funny how many classifieds were in there. Now lets vote!! Aye! XD
bluchismoon 1 month ago
omg this is fake!! notice the onion on the lower right hand corner. thats the onion news network. if u dnt know what that is look up the channel
MrStealth141 1 month ago
fuck this guy!!!
TalkShow2011 1 month ago
THE TRUTH IS SCARIER THAN THIS !!!!!
riprandy318 1 month ago
classified, classified classified classified classified everything classified!!!
camiloelementreptile 1 month ago
So we're all going to get "classified" to death?
LookHear2011 1 month ago
@LookHear2011 Indeed we are.
bluchismoon 1 month ago
WAKE UP HUMAN RACE.
All of us are the brothers and the sisters. We have the power to finish all of the wars and the darkness. If we do not wake up, we will be too late and the darkness will arise...
nibiru355 1 month ago
So that's how they're going to do it. I've been tying to figure out what exactly they are going to do, and now that I know, I can prepare!
tabascosarah 1 month ago
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doingitnowoncemore 1 month ago
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"NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE?" If the "WORLD" can "Wake-UP!" and understand WHO has systematically Lied, Deceived and Cheated the Entire Human Race for CENTURIES; then The World can UNITE and Publicly EXPOSE and Take-Back the CONTROL of "OUR WORLD" from these Devious (Hidden from the Masses) Zionist/Jews! The ONLY WEAPON These Parasites have in NOT being QUESTIONED is... "ANTI-SEMITISM and THEIR MEDIA! Go to: wake-upbeforeitstoolate(dot)com and begin to understand the DEPTHS of this DECEIT!
einrib4truth 1 month ago
effct a 80% of population??? OMG, this is congress, the Georian guide stone has irrated for something.
99.99% of us be aware
energyalt56 1 month ago
I don't really see the point of arguing over whether or not this true. Yes, we see the onion, that could just be a cloaking device. If you care, do your research on this at different sites to see how true it is. Some things get leaked for our protection.
dsmith019 1 month ago
@dsmith019 I have done my research and its not real. Going to conspiracy websites to find evidence of this being real is the first mistake. Since there is record of laws on book you can look it up on a govt website. Not a real law, not a real representative and not a real channel. You can find all evidence with links in a post I made earlier.
BearDownBean 2 weeks ago
@dsmith019 Also as I explained earlier I like that people cast a skeptical eye, but this needs to be done consistently. Being skeptical of only the things that dont fit your beliefs is really no better than what you accuse the people that need to "wake up" of. Finding evidence that fits your argument and then ending all research proves nothing.
BearDownBean 2 weeks ago
This is just an extreme parody, however the idea behind it is still very real. Read up on FEMA's recent actions..
sianwin 1 month ago
Man it would be nice to get some good flesh eating something and maybe just put it in a big heap in the middle of a wal-mart parking lot and label it "Secret Illuminati Food-Eat like an Illuminati", and thin out the ranks of the stupid a bit. Why can the Govt. just label all these drooling idiots zombies? Id like to double-tap a few of them.Videos exposing secrets of the Illuminati and the Government on YouTube? "Yep they control our lives but we are exposing them on the youtube!" Window lickers
BearDownBean 1 month ago
The flesh eating part I've heard about and didn't know if it was true, I guess it is real, I know that our adrenal grands get eaten by the non-humans. Look up Illuminati and Annunaki (Alien race) rituals. There are blood sacrafices for fame, fortune, & power.
dsmith019 1 month ago
@dsmith019 It must be real its on fucking youtube! YouTube the secret underground voice of the rebellion! Exposing these evil organizations by revealing all of their darkest covert operations, on the impossible to monitor voice of the people. Viva La YouTube! Now I need to get back to Onion-Span and see what else is on our hidden came to their shady meetings. Morons!
BearDownBean 1 month ago
@BearDownBean My friend saw the ritual on Vid, I will see it soon, I kind of don't want to but, Damn!.. Seeing is knowing, I don't know if I really want to know, One can be killed for knowing certain things. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, Lol!
dsmith019 1 month ago
Due to size and other worldly strength classified lol
this vid may be fake but 3 years later with this bill before congress... jeeez
BushidoBrownSama 1 month ago
@BushidoBrownSama Hi, it's not fake. You can look up Illuminati and Annunaki (Alien-human) alliance.You will learn that we were genetically created to work for them. The money created by them along with the Free Masons is our motivator. Money is the root of all evil. Look up what all of symbols on our dollar bill mean. They are controlling us, and have rather sinister plans for us, it's scary and sad. Wait til you see what the statue of liberty really stands for on the show Decoded, I cried :(
dsmith019 1 month ago
we're fucked!
vikastone 1 month ago
I wish my fellow infowarriors would stop posting this video as proof of anything. It makes us all look like gullible fuckwits.
Garmichael1 1 month ago 22
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FEMA has announced a 72 hour plan to man it's prison death camps! I've been seeing these notices online regarding the FEMA DEATH CAMPS. They are becoming fully operational. There are over 800 of them throughout the U.S.
maceov 1 month ago
and the, classified, classified, classified..classified...classified classified, finally, classified
TheWorteldrie 1 month ago
Classified obviously there hiding something duurrrr... Can I get a classified going once twice sold to classified
mandoskie 2 months ago
Is this fake? I heard that they really did try to pass a bill simular to this. If this is true the world as americans know it would change forever. AMERICA PUT DOWN THE REMOTE CONTROL AND WAKE UP!
79kevclev 2 months ago
I want to *classified* you
margothic2008 2 months ago
It's good to know our (classified) government is prepared for those (classified) zombies.
DaddyOD13 2 months ago
Is it really that hard to notice the onion-span logo taking up the lower right corner of the screen before humiliating yourself in public as everyone points it out? X3
CoffeeFoxi 2 months ago
@CoffeeFoxi I saw it, but I also saw this on reputable sites without it, This is placed that way to take the focus of the seriousness. He can be killed for posting it, so he got the info. out and cloaked it as a joke. Smart, I'd say. They run the media, so,.... yeah.
dsmith019 1 month ago
@dsmith019 Hmmm maybe. Or maybe youre a brain dead Zombie!!!! Double Tap him!
BearDownBean 1 month ago
@BearDownBean How old are you 9?.. go to your mommy.
dsmith019 1 month ago
@dsmith019 Thats kind of a counterproductive insult there chump. Nothing like using a childish insult to show how grown up you are compared to the other individual. This video was funny until I realized in achieving its intended purpose it brought to light just how many stupid people there are. Im all for informing people of the destruction of our freedom, but touting this video as evidence of anything is dangerous to that cause. Its important to be informed if youre going to inform
BearDownBean 2 weeks ago
@dsmith019 This is a parody, look up the Onion.
almanacofsleep 1 month ago
@almanacofsleep I guess you didn't see the post from me one day ago. I know about the Union. Perhaps, you should read the thread first.
dsmith019 1 month ago
has anyone got a copy of the unclassified
CliveGains80s 2 months ago
I like the onion though.
NakedWombatStuff 2 months ago
Good bye America.
NakedWombatStuff 2 months ago
I just dont see the end game in killing us. Besides it could be done much more efficiently than Lyme disease. So who benefits and how? I can tell you that scary ideas can be used to benefit, look at Alex Jones. What do you suppose he rakes in a year? Govt. give him Lyme disease? Why not? Big mouth dolt spews all sorts of Govt. secrets to the masses of shade shutters yet there he is Lyme disease free and richer than a Nazi. I dont know man seems like youre barking up the wrong tree.
BearDownBean 2 months ago
I dont know, limes? You mean Lyme disease? It comes from deer ticks. I dont spend much time in wooded areas so Ive never had a tick on me thus I dont have Lyme disease. Where does any of it come from? Cancer, AIDS, Hep C, ...... Its a strange, crazy, scary world and there are lots of dangers, but the Govt. isnt trying to kill us. What would be the point? WE are already slaves to the machine. I would be more apt to believe they feed us fertility drugs to strengthen their slave army.
BearDownBean 2 months ago
Well no wonder we don't know anything, everything is classified. To all of you who think this is fake, look it up. Ever heard of the Patriot Act? They don't want you to read it. Everything HITLER did is now legal. Even if 9/11 official story was true, they took your freedom, get it. Wake up. All the info is at the tip of your fingers until they shut down the internet.
jlarsena 2 months ago
@jlarsena It is in fact fake though youll at least concede that? Youre not one of the ones that tell me this has been wiped off the record but somehow left on Youtube for all to see right? I know the "version" of the Patriot Act you read and if you dig far enough back in here I believe Ive given all evidence needed to prove it fake as well.
BearDownBean 2 months ago
@jlarsena I do agree however that it is definitely deals a pretty sever blow to our freedom, by losing the right to trial if you are charged with being a terrorist. Te US Govt. still has no right to commit genocide on the Jews in order to create the master race. By the way the RIAA is trying to pass legislation that would certainly open the door for a watered down version of the internet.
BearDownBean 2 months ago
@BearDownBean They're committing genocide on more than just the Jews. Ever lookup Operation Paperclip? The Nazi eugenists work for U.S., Canada and England after the war. Now they have a velvet glove on the iron fist and they poison our food, water and air. Some work in places like Plum Island, scary. Where did lime disease come from?
jlarsena 2 months ago
CLASSIFIED!!!
sswemmer 2 months ago
Classified!!! (Unreal!)
wupeide 2 months ago
Hahaha, I forgot about this video!
1Mackinzoid 2 months ago in playlist 1Mackinzoid's favorites
The emblem at the right of the screen in that of the Onion satirical news forum. Seriously, if this is a joke- I am not laughing.
eyeseer1 2 months ago
@eyeseer1 I believe the joke is how almost everything in the report is "classified", to the point where it makes no sense.
gorgack2000 2 months ago
@gorgack2000 It's sad in this day in age when "fake news" and "real news" can't be determined. I could have literally taken such a forum quite seriously on CSPAN, in 2007.
eyeseer1 2 months ago
@gorgack2000 The who vid is a joke wise up moron.
daylanrayne 2 months ago
This isn't real, this is an Onion satirical piece. Come on guys get a sense of humor, and don't be so dupped.
ricvenhazlitt 2 months ago 18
@ricvenhazlitt Yeah, people are dumb ;)
Demizide 2 months ago
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@ricvenhazlitt If the demolition of the Twin Towers was rejected by America during the following 48 hours, the Shadow Government needed to have a tremendously dramatic event that would paralize any investigation of the New World Order. This was a staged extraterrestrial invasion. See more at Facebook/Reptile Conspiracy.
sxrtajiel 2 months ago
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That is a lie. There is nothing funny OR satirical about this!
maceov 1 month ago
@ricvenhazlitt Too bad they are going to pass a bill exactly like this very shortly. This is the NDAA. Get a sense of humor, we'll all be okay...
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eliasmouawad 2 months ago
The Onion.
refinedfriend 2 months ago
I'm going to tell you all a secret.....The real date of extinction is...'calssified'
OllyThamakam 2 months ago
THE ILLUMINATI RULE!
OllyThamakam 2 months ago
did u realize the eye is on the as seen on under the dislike bar
SCREAMAIMDIEABLE 2 months ago
LMAO you people are SOOOO fucking dumb. DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!! this is from the Onion. Its a joke. As in NOT REAL.
RunfromtheHeathen 2 months ago
Well though this video was made as a joke from The Onion, the illuminati tend to make such vidoes with facts in them then pass it as a joke, its obvious this is talking about the evil Reptilian race. Dont believe me? Type in Alex Collier interviewed by Rick Keefe. Listen closly to it all.
vital138 2 months ago in playlist vital138's favorites
fuck the word CLASSIFIED...
avryl14 2 months ago
wtf is this everything is fucking classified!!!!!!! fucking terrorists!!
mjprince7 2 months ago
MAIL TESTOSTERON IS GULITY FOR ALL THE WRONG ON THIS PLANET !!
aFemale1 2 months ago
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TheDiabolicalTouch 2 months ago
So much classified info, I think I heard flesh-eating in there somewhere LOL
TheDiabolicalTouch 2 months ago
do you reckon that was bullshit?
oliveguss 2 months ago
@oliveguss The whole thing is a JOKE(the vid i mean) , not really that funny when you consider BUSH was trying to sell us out to the Commies(China) when this was made.
daylanrayne 2 months ago
suck my classified evil old fucks
Peruviankokane 3 months ago
rofl wow ive never heard anyone say classified more times in one speech...by far...holy shit
Tupac4lyfe44440 3 months ago
Classified ...........Classified .................Classified .... blah blah blah .............. Classified blah BLAH BLAH BLAH
CLASSIFILED.CLASSIFILEDCLASSIFILEDCLASSIFILEDCLASSIFILEDCLASSIFILEDCLASSIFILEDCLASSIFILEDCLASSIFILEDCLASSIFILEDCLASSIFILED
faxtubefax 3 months ago
Only ZJuPVEA Auschwitz the answer for this quuestion is.
DOCTORNO2012 3 months ago
Oh. And FAKE. Check out the source and their YouTube page, and you understand...
TheDevilbound 3 months ago
This guy s never the representive from the 12th district of pennsylvania.
tjmick1992 3 months ago
instead of fucking reducing the population why the fuck wouldnt you guys focus on figuring out ways to make a better economy/marketing and other shit we are low on. illuminati can suck my classified!
musicvideos61 3 months ago
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@musicvideos61 White people are the Manifestation, Embodiment, Personification of EVIL!!
White people are A Satanic Force and A Demonic Presence on the earth - they are The BEASTS of PROPHECY making war against the Muslims SAINTS and Humanity! They are The Children of SATAN!
White people are Psychopaths - they have NO remorse for their wrongdoing and do NOT admit to their evil! Hell is waiting for them - and their father Satan will welcome them!
White people are TERRORISTS from HELL!
HorChild 3 months ago
iT IS REAL and the classified bill of rights as our constirution with the enactment of the sunday rest law will be null and void, is to be or rather has been drawn up by the UN, with the philosophies and doctrines based largely on the that of Alice A Bailey.
1struthalways 3 months ago
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@1struthalways White people are the Manifestation, Embodiment, Personification of EVIL!!
White people are A Satanic Force and A Demonic Presence on the earth - they are The BEASTS of PROPHECY making war against the Muslims SAINTS and Humanity! They are The Children of SATAN!
White people are Psychopaths - they have NO remorse for their wrongdoing and do NOT admit to their evil! Hell is waiting for them - and their father Satan will welcome them!
White people are TERRORISTS from HELL!
HorChild 3 months ago
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
memoriesofourpast 3 months ago
Well you classified government pieces of classified can go classified yourself with a classified in your classified. Who the fuck are you trying to save with all your classified information? why even put it to a vote, it doesnt count anyway. what the hell is there to vote on?CLASSIFIED YOU NWO...... your time is coming and not for the good. CLASSIFIED!
mikejohnson1983 3 months ago
what in the flying "classified" is this? no point in hearing it if we are going to play "connect the fucking dots" act.
Emblemz 3 months ago
if states ran themselves then america would be another page in history like when the barberians invaded europe and fucked everyone up because they were individual states and couldnt unite
randyfuckingfrancis 3 months ago
Abolish and dissolve the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!!!!! This country was founded on the concept of individual states running themselves. We do not need to a federal government. What can you do about it? RIOT! PROTEST IN THE STREETS! GET MAD!!!!!!!!!
benburgess3000 3 months ago
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@benburgess3000 White people are the Manifestation, Embodiment, Personification of EVIL!!
White people are A Satanic Force and A Demonic Presence on the earth - they are The BEASTS of PROPHECY making war against the Muslims SAINTS and Humanity! They are The Children of SATAN!
White people are Psychopaths - they have NO remorse for their wrongdoing and do NOT admit to their evil! Hell is waiting for them - and their father Satan will welcome them!
White people are TERRORISTS from HELL!
HorChild 3 months ago
Its the Zombies Bill.
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jmantd989 3 months ago
guys. THE ONION MADE THIS.
AdamantSystems 3 months ago
I would like to give an opinion of this video but that information is CLASSIFIED! But I will say that the Onion is awesome.
LordDemoniaque 3 months ago
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FABRIC8TIONUNLIMITE1 3 months ago
FFS you fucktards, its a joke! from Onion News which is a you tube account that takes the piss out of everything. Calm the fuck down!
GamingLogics 3 months ago
yep this is the agenda of the illuninat.
when he says clasifeid it´s secret words like civilian executions, arrests etc
europauluk 3 months ago
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9/11 was an inside job. Plane and Simple.
bmw200000 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you are NOT a fucktard and know that this is a joke from TheOnion.com
dishmandan 3 months ago
What the fucken hell!!!
What the fucken hell is going on if everything in congress is classified to fucken congress themselves,,, WTFKEN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ryconster 3 months ago
We are so classified it's not even funny
royalblowno 3 months ago
Democracy works better in the light of day. It isn't to hard to fill in the blanks, they are preparing for a nuclear war or natural disaster. They also have contingency plans to unleash the US military on any civil unrest that may arise. They also have facilities prepared for, I didn't hear mass detention, but I did hear birther facilities?? Now in a perfect world that would mean those who deny the domestic birth of our President, but this isn't a perfect world, and I am just a boy and his dog.
Zyworski 3 months ago
CLASSIFIED MEANS NO ACCOUNTABILITY. FACISM HAS TAKEN OVER. THE OLIGARCHY ELITE RUNS THE GOVERNMENT. WE ARE ALL CATTLE, SHEEP TO BE SLAUTHERED. IF ANYONE IS A USELESS EATER - THEY WILL BE ERASED. THE OLIGARCHY CONTROLS THE MONEY SUPPLY AND THE LAWS SO HUMANITY IS DOOMED FOR THE NEW DARK AGE.
rvrola 3 months ago
how can you vote on something that is classified! its stupid. sorry this post now classified. dam!
brend79 3 months ago
flesh-eating, classified, other-worldly strengths...classified, far surpassing our darkest nightmares, classified, ...good grief!!!
skeetereze 3 months ago
Jesuzz thats mother*classified* Bull*classified*
PappahShango 3 months ago
It's Onion News but damn it's good...
KillerBeeKiller 3 months ago
yeah this video has a shitload of views b ut the real videos everyone should be watching telling us the truth have 300 views only hmmmm
cliffstorm 3 months ago
he's obviously talking about the zombie apocalypse
sgtosiris 3 months ago
I almost believed it until I saw the onion logo
WatchmenDrManhattan 3 months ago
This is from the Onion (humor / fake news) but parodies the very real absurd manner in which our government is sometimes run. This one seems to parody the very real Continuity of Government directive exposed durring the Iran Contra Scandal.
MedullaPancreas 3 months ago
"Classified"
Flesh eating?! IT'S A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!!! You know something beyond scary is gonna happen when this guy pauses to say"Oh Jesus" D: I'm scared!!
Jennyjkc 3 months ago
CLASSIFIED
Jetli2013 3 months ago
Our big Chinese credit card is Maxed out!
eastbaysf 3 months ago
Yeh, right! As if they could ever get the funding for that!! HA.
eastbaysf 3 months ago
Every day I just wait for the Goat Show, I want to learn about the disappearing wild goats of America. ha ha ha ha Anyone that has taking this seriously is just a typical American. Who jump to conclusions before thinking. Gotta love ya though, you keep me laughing daily.
MrSoopaJay 3 months ago
Lol so what this proves is that all someone has to do to really fuck with the obsessive Illuminati fanatics is post a video that will support one of their views and put a link to a page that will upload a virus to your computer and crash it in a matter of hours. All because you can't handle being over-informed.
bigntall08 3 months ago
See the Onion 's logo next to "SPAN". It's the Onion's alright. Also, there is no Representative Haller. Yep, I had to find this out the hard way myself, so don't feel bad if this fooled you at first, too! Sham on the Onion for scaring people, though.
pinkblackkittez 3 months ago
hahah we filled in the blanks..hahaha not everyone is on crack and acid
nm4l 3 months ago
I wish i was a millionaire or billionaire so i could live underground. what did he mean by flesh eating virus.
the23snake 4 months ago
Anyone that believes this is real please drop what you are doing and call a psychologist. You need one.
LolliofTheArmy 4 months ago
People keep saying it's a joke, but it's not! This is just disinformation from the ILLUMINATI to lull into you complacency. The ILLUMINATI staged 9/11, the same way the Emperor staged the Separatist threat in Star Wars, to put Martial Law into place to fight an imaginary enemy, while in reality planing on taking over the world. Remember, in the beginning almost no one took the Nazi threat seriously either, and thought people who did were paranoid.
bkfjinlv 4 months ago