Konata's Horror Story

[Sonicfan1396]

i thought she was gonna say the guy missed his anime shows or sumthin...

[chiri3lyzuno]

SUKEKIYO DESU

[carlstephen100]

hahahaa 

[Majorasword64]

the driver thought there was nobody on the bus,so he cracked one off. Sorry I had to.

[theonewhocomments]

0:01 Later, that light was smashed as Keichi murdered Rena and Mion in this very room.

[matthewdickinson78]

is Lucky Star some kind of secret pedo cult?

[GoodGameGabin]

lol wth

[Lilieigor1]

What's episode?

[TheIOfIt]

We've got a case of the Mondays of terror!

[Sn0wM]

are the blond they teacher??



[1Pokegirl]

Whats Episode? D:

[dunnooooo1234789]

How that horror?

I don't get her at all... "Sang "Danzen! Futaru wa ***Cure" at the top of his lungs!"- Konata said...

Me: ಠ_ಠ

[Tiercel5]

@dunnooooo1234789 - well, guys do not actually sing shojo anime theme songs at the top of their lungs. Personally, I would rather sing Dragon Ball Z's opening at the top of my lungs rather than Danzen.

Then again, it would have the same effect as that of the driver in the story anyway.

[jazzykirari]

@dunnooooo1234789 That's the point.

[MilkTheCouch]

@dunnooooo1234789 The show's name is Precure!

[biorez1]

Osaka's one was better.

[xxLeeshaxx1]

Danzen! Futari Wa Prettycure = Japan's answer to Rebecca Black's 'Friday' xD

[dogsrock56terra]

why is is censored???

[MadSpectro7]

@dogsrock56terra Probably for copyright-based legal reasons

[GemuKokoro7]

KONATA Y U MAKE ME SHIT MY PANTS

[BossPanzer]

Everything is better then Justin Bieber songs.

[iloveJapanese1]

I just peed my pants, Stop telling scary stories Konata XD

[PrincesTomboy]

... Sooooo was the bus driver Len Kagamine? That's the only guy I've ever heard singing that...

[snowvilliers90]

who dont know: its the opening of PRETTY CURE

thumbs up so that everybody knows ( but i think everybody already knows ;( )

[zhouwei987]

I'm pretty sure anyone would be scared shitless if that happened to them

[stellaandreanna]

lol i wasnt expecting that

[Kingmaster64]

HE SANG BABY BABY OHOHHH AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!

D:

D:

D:

[tharailwaydra]

i wonder what would happen if i was there, and told them about slenderman, even though he's not real, but just as creepy!

[enfantcool]

@tharailwaydra enderman

[wolvestorms]

just a rumor i heard

XD

[10me20]

Lol pretty cure?

[flippyfan34]

wat did they censor out? D:

[MewMewTeshi]

@flippyfan34 Pre-cure AKA Pretty Cure

[flippyfan34]

@MewMewTeshi k thnx

[ninjajoe95]

Damn..

That's some scary shit right there

[Rockdevil27]

XD whats wrong with pretty cure?

[bluezgoldz]

@Rockdevil27 this show made lots of reference to other anime but i think maybe there's a copyright thingy to those anime?

[qurem221]

Lol!,! Danzen futari wa prettycure!!,

[thomashadi]

then again, it is kinda scary...

[sFT3wINm09]

Konata hates Pretty Cure?

[inufanatic123]

@sFT3wINm09 No, but a male bus driver singing it at the top of his lungs if pretty fucking scary in my book! :D

[diamondboy163]

squeky

[SunnyShowBlog122]

Len was probably the bus driver lol xD

[animeraikimxoxo]

@WhiteDraenei I think it's just copywrite (The song that is...)

[itsveryhard]

"the driver thought that nobody was left on the bus....

...and....

sang "BABY" at the top of his lungs!!!!!"  D:

[luckystarfan274]

do you guys want to know something scarier? the next night, he sang a Justin Beiber song

[Majorasword64]

@luckystarfan274 God just thinking about that gives me chills.

[OlaCola03]

@luckystarfan274 Justin Bieber is not scary he's just gay..

[Sonicfan1396]

@OlaCola03 gay = scary

[04Murasaki27]

LOL!!!

[LanEvoKing]

hahaha....i like that squeaky sound..^^v

[TheMegaGodOfAnime]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *Pulls out gun and shoots wildly into the air hitting everyone in the room* Oh, right, it was just a story, anyways, goodnight everyone. *Walks out of room while throwing gun in the trash*

[BlondieSammieisme]

LoL

[japanfan67]

And after this, Sukekiyo comes !! ^^

Poor Tsukasa...

[MushroomHedgehog]

0:37

Did Konata swear at the "Squeak" sound effect?

[Tleilaxu0]

@MushroomHedgehog Nah. The show tends to bleep copyrighted titles for songs and series and characters and such.

[Schinshikss]

on second thought, a bus driver singing the opening theme of Precure is really creepy....

[xxplayer482xx]

everyone knows Gordon Freeman tells the BEST scary stories

[freshclannad]

おい、こなた......、

最後の最後で「DANZEN！ふたりはプリキュア」かよ!!ｗｗ­ｗｗｗ

しかも、運転手がいないと思い込んだ一人の乗客が、それを大声で­歌うって、時間的に考えたら近所迷惑以外の何物でもないだろ!!­

[AxelWedstar411]

lol!

[Nintendochick5]

I supose thats asian Justin Bieber....

[wolfychan12]

LOLOLOL xDDDD

[george77772moons]

Ok, lemme get this straight... the poor bastard was serenaded by a bus driver?

[imtheonlysane1here]

lol you don't start with "Apparently this is a true story" and end with "It's just a rumor I heard."

[WW2obsession]

@imtheonlysane1here Says who? It's not like anybody will remember how you started, they'll just be scared by how creepy the story is...

[kevinguzzer]

LOL XD!!

[narutaki]

so true!! @.@

[firebreath234]

O.O

[931SON]

O_O

[BaxterXenon]

NOOOO NOT DANZEN FUTARI WAR PRECURE! THE JAPANESE VERSION OF BABY!!!

[Darkneszzangel]

at the end did Konata said: kaza-blanka?

[greencomet2011]

nan-DATO

[videozhero]

DANZEN FUTARI WA PRECURE = pretty cure

[teubert2]

LOL a male driver singing that xD

[Quadraxis]

Well, if that story happened to me, it'd deffinetly count as a horror story XD

[sonadowfangirl30869]

mommy.... cna i sleep with you tonight? :'s

[xxLuckyStar321xx]

Wait, is that supposed to be a horror story?!

Its giving me the opposite effect

*cant contain laughter*...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­hAHA

[PSReldus]

@xxLuckyStar321xx That's what all horror does to me.

[DragonsForces]

Anime like these inspired people to become animators. #Winning

[yoAdrienne45]

lol I love the censor

[johanistick]

Danzen Futari wa : t3FW8QuH1mY

[tyfusi]

LOL ROFL

Sorry Its Funny But It's A Great Anime

[Sparkling2Relight]

It's funny, but still... Precure is a great anime, nothing to laugh about . . .

[Punishthefalse]

@Sparkling2Relight But it has such a terrible opening song!

[Sparkling2Relight]

@Punishthefalse No it's not xD You should rather listen to the italian version of the theme song... This TRULY IS horrible. But you have to decide, since everyone has another opinion

[HaloLvl43Legit]

This will give me nightmares...

[Hannahlovegood]

AHHHHHH! *hides under bed* NOO!

[m3Atl0afman]

I suppose that would have been worser than hearing him sing the Friday song by Rebecca Black?

[14mamaluigi]

@m3Atl0afman More like gein Rick roll'd.

[14mamaluigi]

@m3Atl0afman Meant to say "getting".

[FFS1NICO]

@m3Atl0afman nice engrish broh.

[FrigidAxe]

@m3Atl0afman Oh god, Friday would have been much worse.

[DarkOps065]

Oh mah gawd...

[SomaStory]

I was expecting the wheels on the bus go round and round XD

[FuzzyJ4]

*runs in corner and starts to cry* ;_;

[narutokid84]

Imagine if a MALE bus drvier sang this song at the top of his lungs....only it was the english version instead of the japanese one....... Holy crap I think I just scared the shit out of myself... O>O

[pleasetellme59]

Bahaha... BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!! :D I LOVE YOU KONATA!!! BAHAHA!!

[LenaUtau]

Wait. But you didn't know what was danzen purikyua?

[crikenwutilike]

thumbs up if someone u know probably said AAAAAHHHHHH at the end heh i just thought of it

[315Cyndaquil]

At first, I thought it was funny, but when I actually heard the song, I was like, "NO WAY A GUY SANG THIS AT THE TOP OF HIS FREAKING LUNGS!" Now I'm afraid of that story.

[7kiku7honda7japan]

Oh my gosh that guy must have died

[siverfanweedo]

i was laughing XD if i was thare i would have leek smacked her head

[AnDriAhh1]

I love how although this is supposed to be a horror story, there's a little rubber ducky squeak just as she's about to say 'Precure'. I was laughing and trying to hold my stomach in instead of cowering in the corner of my bedroom ^^

[Narutoslilsis0]

0:08 Lucky star x Higurashi

[xXResurixMeiYurix]

Haruhi is my ringtone. ( hare hare youkai)

Caramelldansen is my text ringtone.

Motteke! Sailor Fuku is my email ringtone.

I have Kinjirareta Asobi, Seishoujo Ryouiki ,Hare hare, Motteke!, Megumeru, Dango Daikazoku, Baragoku Otome, etc. In my iPod .... :)

That's what a HARDCORE Otaku is like..

Havin Japanese music watching anime 24/7

Reading manga 24/7 reading anime fanfiction.... Yeah... Otaku...

Hehe.. Otaku pride my fellow Otaku's... Have no shame...

[Milliee3650]

@xXResurixMeiYurix

Caramelldansen is Swedish, isn't it?

[lillwiiken]

@Milliee3650 yeah it's swedish alright... :P

[xXResurixMeiYurix]

@Milliee3650 Yup.

[shaamat00]

i told that story to my classmates (with a diferent song but in esence the same) and we started to laugh very high XD

[mizukiyay]

the funny part is everyone gets terrified like its the end of the world xD

[halfdogderek]

Thumbs up if you think Kagami looks better with her hair down

[shadowsgirl5678]

this part reminded me of higurashi

[123runescape12349]

I cant imagine how a guy could sing that.It horrors me 0_0

[jarrodocus]

0:39

i laughed my butt off listening to this little noise XD

[masterluigio9]

notice he said a bad words xD

[KatnRain]

In that outfit, Konata reminds me of Rika from Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni.

[Acornstep]

Squeak squeak. KAWAII! >w<

[CandiPanda09]

Omg Len kagamine sang this

[gwengryffindor16]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[OmniTerror]

Another horror history

Konata: And in the future.....Card games will play on MOTORCYCLES

Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[StarforceOnAir]

@OmniTerror Damnit, LittleKuriboh!! Stop inspiring people with your sense of humor!!! XD

[qwertyqeys]

@OmniTerror AND CHILDREN WILL PLAY HOPSCOTCH WITH SWORDS

[MrChillaxin2010]

@OmniTerror IN 3D

[EifelMorii0]

0:35  *gulp* :D

[AVGNROCKS1996]

well it aint Texas Chainsaw Massacre but im satisfied

[EpicEevee9001]

Len Kagamine's embarassing moment, anyone?

[XHikarixxx]

@EpicEevee9001

Totally. XD`

[mattehISme]

oh god dammit. bus drivers wont sing that song for shit :O

[EpicNinja42]

Ughh...

I never want to hear that story again.

[ShadowLivesonForever]

:3 Squeaky noise.

[14mamaluigi]

GOOD! NO WEEGEE!

[999bigal999]

DONT GET IT, i luv lucky star tho! <3

[searchman54]

AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OMG SO SCARY!!!!!

[fairyfrogs]

im so confused... what does that even mean?

[Spiegel1989]

If every show on TV was censored like Lucky Star and Josh Lesnick's Girly, I would be a happy man for the rest of my days.

[roblox1999]

Scariest.Fucking.Story.Ever.To­ld.

[Rinandlenforever]

yaaaay!!! pretty cure, pretty cure! i actually hate this song but its funny

[yihanglee]

thumbs up if you checked for DANZEN FUTARI WA PRECURE after this

[guiltyguildleader]

@yihanglee

you ahdnt known it?

i mean, i have a dubbed version as my alarm clock.

hell, you just wann make it shut up^^

[yihanglee]

@guiltyguildleader probably kagamine len

[MyDERPMAN]

@yihanglee totally googled that shit

[themangakawolf]

bus drivers r a little weird....if i was the guy on the bus i would of kept quiet and sat there until the next stop and get out the back way :p

[johngldn763]

"Just a rumor I heard."

[BlackNeko95]

I'll make my bus driver sing that too :D

[IchigoIchimori]

@BlackNeko95 that would be so cool! video tape it!

[100Arceuslover]

how come the name of the song was considered a bad word?

[Rycr]

@100Arceuslover Lucky Star makes fun of a lot of other anime and other pop culture stuff, but since they didn't want to get sued for copyright infringement, they censored names and images pretty often. The only exception is Haruhi, I think because Haruhi was done by the same animation studio.

The noises they use for censoring are pretty funny though.

[100Arceuslover]

@Rycr i know i lol'd at the noise XD

[Manafichu]

Here are the lyrics!

PURIKYUA PURIKYUA

PURIKYUA PURIKYUA

PURIKYUA PURIKYUA

PURITI de KYUA KYUA

Futari wa PURIKKYUA~!

Your best! My best! Ikiterun dakara Shippai nante mejanai! Warau kado ni fuku kitaru desho! NEGATIBU datte buttobuu~! Inochi no hana sakasete! Omoikkiri~ motto baribari!!

PURIKYUA PURIKYUA PURIKYUA PURIKYUA You are my best friend! PURITI de KYUA KYUA Futari wa PURIKYUA!

Go see Kamine Rin's embarrising story. It's funny!

[XDManuh]

@Manafichu Isn't Rin is Len XDD lol i love the part:

Rin:Lennnnnnnnnn

Len:PURIKYUAAAA-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

XDD Is so funny

[MisumiNagisa1]

@Manafichu

U forgot the first part:

Ichinan satte mata ichinan bucchake arienai!

Seifuku kitete mo futari wa muchakucha tafu dashii

Otagai pinchi o norikoeru tabi

Tsuyoku chikaku naru ne

Then the part u posted come. I freakin´ love that song!!

[TonberryNeko]

I'd sing along if my bus driver started singing that :'D

[risinglycan]

the driver sang WHAT?! xD

[numbuh53]

@risinglycan It's a song from an anime opening/ending, but it was censored a little to avoid copyright infringement :P.

[hakukashi]

what episode is this? looks cute and funny

[gohpenghng1]

1st line konata says before the story:"Apparently,this is a true story..."

Last line:"...just a rumor i heard'

[IchigoIchimori]

@gohpenghng1 she said apparently>^<

[FaithAngel1000]

BEST CENSOR EVAA OH YEA XD

[X1ntar0]

uhm why was the "pretty" censored again?

[gohpenghng1]

@X1ntar0 copyright issues

[AshKetchumRawkz]

click the video that says DANZEN! Futari wa Pretty Cure if you haven't do you will understand this story more and it will be more frightening (O_O)

[Tiercel5]

@AshKetchumRawkz - I did, and I agree that it would be uber creepy at that situation.

[AshKetchumRawkz]

@Tiercel5 i'd jump out the window at the point where he starts

[angelcokelife2000]

LOL precure?!?!?!

[XmariX007]

WTF! xD

[UnderwaterManaphy]

wow, i wonder who would last longer: Fuyuki or Konata XD

[Nmbr1pkmnfanabby]

SQUEAKY XD