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  • you would be such an awesome voice actor..

  • I used to have a dumb saying which was "Get your fanny out" and i used to say it a lot like an idiot, one day i got a promotion at work so i sent a text to a few of my friends telling them about it and i ended the text with "so bitches now get your fannies out" unfortunately before i sent it out i was on such a cloud nine moment i also added my mothers and sisters names to the send list without thinking about the last comment. In the UK fanny is Vagina.

  • That's a great story.

  • @bigsteve532 im a guy

  • We all used to be hot. I took old shirtless pictures of me all fit and cut, body oiled and shining in the sun to work. I was telling everyone that I was going to get back in shape. No one belived that it was me, 70lbs lighter and 12 years earlier.

  • My most embaresing moment is when I was talking to the CEO of our company and he was teling me that I should dumb down the way I say things to make it easier for people to understand and then with out even thinking the first thing out of my mouth was "You mean like the way I talk to you?"

  • @KozmoKiller  that was priceless

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  • I was about 11 or 12 trying to show off in front of my friends on my trampoline doing a flip.. well i flipped and fell face first into i mud puddle..worst thing to do ever. they laughed at me and still won't let me live it down

  • Meh not really embarrassing but my cell rang and the ring tone was hood nigga, the teacher was black and 3/4 of the classroom was black, they just looked at me and laughed but i still answered the call.

  • If you notice, the birthday poster date is January 14th!

    happy birthday chad!

  • that poster is fantastic btw xD

  • Last year in 10th grade my phone rang and i didnt know my ringtone was "Your Pussy is wet! Your Pussy is wet! Your Pussy is wet! Your Pussy is wet! !

    Everyone laughed and i got 3 days of house suspension.

  • Well.. I fell sleep at school, i woke up whent to the batheoom, but there was no bathroom :p

  • Very entertaining.

    You could get those washboard abs back...try Crossfit.  3 months and your wife will be tearing your clothes off. ;)

  • Back when I was in high school P.E. those button up the side track pants where in style. The teacher called everyone down from the bleachers and, being the graceful ninja turtle wannabe that I was, I slid off the side instead of walking down the steps. My pants caught at the top and all those wonderful buttons just gave way, leaving my pants above my head as I stood there in my my underwear. It even took awhile to get them back on since both the sides were unbuttoned.

  • @rabidiga

    thats suuper funnyyy...hahahah

  • ...can't remember embarrassing moment...Chad too sexy...can't breath...need to purchase poster....Damn Chad you used to be hott...seriously...no offense...your adorable now though...just not Super Chad.

  • Two years ago i went to a casino and i went to the pool. i went to go change but then i relize somthing but forgot. A person who works there ask me how old i am i said 14 and he says ur suppous to be 16 and up to be in here and that ur in the girls changing room lol :O

  • hahah!!

    ur so funny, dude!

  • omgg! the last pic mad me burst out laughing. its funny how i find funny people randomly. oh and my most embarresing moment was i gym when we were playing tag and i was running mad fast and......well i tripped......just imaging a seal sliding across the floor full speed. yup and the best part was my crush had a front row seat. worst.moment.ever.

  • back in the 7th grade i was in p.e. and we were doing tumbiling. i was day dreaming before we got started and i somehow popped a boner. i was 1st in line so everyone was watching me and i had to do some type of roll and my boner popped out of my short and everyone saw it LOL

  • @necko115

    Im so sorry for that bro!!

  • @redcobra59...Haha nice ring tone that must of been hillarious, yeah it sucked lol but it was years ago so no worries :D

  • @necko115

    hahahaha...mine was just last yer=ar an when ever i pass by my teacher i always have to pretend i dont see her. XP

  • sooo, there ya go xD If embarassing yourself was an olympic sport, i'd be your arch enemy Chadisms xD

  • @XxLouLou94xX

    Oh my god you made my day, LMFAO!

  • :D

    Now i look back on it... Damm, it was hilarious :L

  • Wahaha xD Read it again when I received your reply, made me laugh again :P

  • 2) I was with that same friend I mentioned in 1) at a themepark. We were dating at the time, and decided to go on a ride. Big mistake. :L after, I could barely walk. So my boyfriend led me over to a bench and sat me down. I'd started to finally calm down and steady my head when suddenly a wash of dizziness came over me. I thought I was going to fall, so i stretched out my hands to reach ANYTHING, to steady myself... Oopsies, turns out that anything was my boyfriends... doo da :$

  • 1) I was in the town for my friends b-day and i told him since he was a good boy, he'd get a treat. he asked what it was, and i said it was in my bag in an envelope. So he went in to my bag to get it and as he pulled out the envelope - to my horror - my spare tampon came flying out too :$ Just to top it off, an old woman walked past at the same time as i started to rush off. I could just hear her yelling "Excuse me! You dropped your candy!" as i sprinted up the next alleyway :$ Oh the horror.

  • one of my most embaressing is when i fell down the eskilator, I was just standing there and fell, taking everyone down with. wanna no the worst parT? The escialtor wasnt moving!

  • lol ok i was at the mall and i really had to pee and didnt pay attention to the bathroom i went in... i ended up in the guys bathroom but the urinal were in the back so i didnt see them untill i went to wash my hands. i decided just to wash them as fast as i can and book it out. and wen i was walking out i saw my social studies teacher walking in..... AND SHES A GIRL!!! (or so i thought)

  • i was in the shopping market and i pushed my trolley and it went into some womens ass and she gave me a mean look

  • @airamyos i would of kicked that guys ass i wouldnt care if he was in a weelchair i would have pwned him sooo hardcore

  • I have this teacher who when ever I do somthing weird she jsut magically appears and she's convinced I'm a weirdo.

    So me and my friend were walking down the hallway and one of my teachers passed by who's sorta hot,my friend turns to me,says:

    You would do Mr. __.

    I'm like mhm, I would totallyyy do Mr. __!

    And that teacher who thinks I'm weird,

    yeah, well she walked down the stairs

    at that second and just stared at me like:

    wow, I really have to worry about this girl.

    and then walked away.

  • lol! you are awesome, anyone who can laugh at themselves is awesome lol. yay, u made me laugh, so i subscribed :-)

  • Great clips so funny lov that you don't really mind embarresing ur self

  • ok well it was in art class, freshman year (high school) and apparently this girl i was sitting with at a table liked me and after i finished telling this joke and everyone laughed she asked me if i wanted to go out with her. And like a retard i said "I don't care" and then the whole table got quiet and yea....awkward! not to mention embarassing

  • was that poster an old pic of u..?

  • YEOWCH!

    I have a few... everytime I meet someone famous I make an ass of myself.

  • for one that poster at the end is so funny i almost died laughing. but seriously almost all the guys in the u.s have said something stupid like that. trust me. but my most embarrassing moment would have to be last year on my junior year we went to denmark well i decided to smoke some pot. and of course me being me smoked to much and passed out. and woke up wearing girls clothes in an alley. and for some reason my ass hurt.... hmmmm. still haven't figured that out yet..........

  • @coolstreetman I call bullshit! or if that was real my deepest regards

  • You're so awesome. xD

  • @ highschool @ the cafeteria, this kid on a wheelchair came up behind me at the table we were sitting and just snapped and pulled my hair. So he was literally pulling me down to my knees until his teacher made him let go... quite embarrasing that everyone watched me being pwned by this kid. :P

  • awesome poster! you need to seell it lol. no, no im not gay.

  • i was 13 and at a pool party. my girl friend was standing next to me with her back turned to me with a bikini on. there was a string kind of hanging off of one of the hems, so i thought id be helpful and grab a hold of it and give it a tug and yank it off....so i yank it and much to our surprise i yank a tampon right out of her....

  • bearshaman0,

    Nooooooooo! You're messing around. That's the worst yet.

  • Aw man, that is such an awesome fail! How did she react?

  • @omsrswt she turned and froze in terror for just a moment then she completely shit a brick, she lost it and screamed and ran in to the house and stayed in the bathroom for about 4 hours till everyone left.

  • My most embarrassing moment was when I went to the skate park for the first time with my friend. I went there on my MTB, which is really not meant for skate parks. The sprocket got caught when I was trying to jump off a 3 metre high ramp, and I fell flat on my stomach and slid down to the bottom, screwing up my chin. It wouldn't have been that bad had I not already fallen awesomely on the way to the park, we were going downhill, and I braked hard. The grip on my front wheels was much stronger...

  • So I ended up flying head first over the handlebar. That day I earned the nickname Vaginaface, cause my chin was bleeding so badly.

  • @bearshaman0 Lmao that was a good laugh man nice one

  • @bearshaman0 OMG that is very disterbing! y were u reacging down there anyway???

  • BWAAAHAHAHAHAH that poster is awesome!!

  • you still are hott ;) ill take you if your wife doesnt want you

  • you raped our comments?

  • <33333

  • hahahahaahh omg poster at the end...perfection hahahah

  • * Subscribed*

  • I'M TOTALLY TEAM TAYLOR/JACOB!!! I was out curling with some family friends and my family, well anyways it was in front of my crush and i slipped while sweeping and i landed on my tailbone! I laughed it off and said "that was fun! Can i do it again!?" they laughed with me too!!! It was so embarrassing yet so funny!!!

  • oh u know what's embarrasing one time me and my friend were playing truth or dare and i dared her to do something really stupid but i dont remeber what it was but anyway then she gets back at me by sayin i dare you to go out and ask the first person you see to take there pants off...that probably sounds weird but yah anyway we were like outside of this senior home so i went up to this dude and he ran over my foot with his weel chair and cursed me out in a different language )= it was really sad

  • embarrasing moments.. not telling too embarrassing

  • LOL

    at the end

  • I NEED THE POSTER ! ! ! ! !

  • probably the worst is seeing the back of a what you think is a girl

    and you say, "Hey hottie"

    and then she turns out to be a he

  • @jayry55

    maybe you shouldn't say that to random women

  • i don't

  • LOVE IT! screw those uptight hollow-wierdos

  • i have to say i feel honored you put my quote in a vid.

    and for embarasing moment, its so hard to chose one... i did call my boss d*ck instead of nick once, played it of like it was nothing.

  • uno de mis momentos mas embarazosos fue cuando eyacule precosmente cuando estaba haciendo el amor con una mujer

  • yes that means i can get that poster lol jk

  • hahahah love yoU!

  • good vid

  • one time my fren told me a really funny joke and i just nice had the urge to take a shit and this 2 combined together = most embarrassing moment of all =O

    i shat in my pants while laughing ......

  • funny guy haha

  • My most embarrasing moment is when i was tryin to impress some girl and farted she laughed and it was pitty akward :T lol

  • I've been thinking pretty hard...

    about a 2 years ago my friend cut his foot with glass pretty badly and he had to go to the hospital. So when he got back i started making fun of him so he started chasing me around the house and finally i ran out side to the yard and slipped on the wet grass and as a result did the splits and i shit you not i think i pop a testicle because i was crying like a little bitch...

    learned my listen never to make fun of crippleds

  • Well my embarrassing moment is when my friend dressed up in drag and went to a restaurant I work at and was teasing me. I know your saying no big deal right? Well I was in the middle of an interview to be shift manager so one of the big cheese from corp. office was there... oh and I got a boner and im not even gay =/

  • lol well i did some wierd stuff like a year ago i was ordering jamba juice and so i want a small so i said can i get passion fruit 16inch lol the girl was laughing like smirking

    and iam all like oh oh srry i mean ounces i had a red face also and it was so funny i cracked myself up too when my friend told me what i said lol and drinks always i mean always goes in oz so i actually learn something from that experience lol good vid ill subscribe to you man your awesome 6 stars but it only goes 5 lol

  • I have these moments everyday of my life. oh wells. :]

  • At least you can pull out a picture that shows you were that hot at one point. I pull up pictures of myself from back then and I still looked like a big goof. Better to have been hot and lost it than to never have been hot at all.

  • most emabarrassing? just last thursday, History Club at my school was showing Pearl HArbor... I went with my boyfriend and my best friend... for about 20 mins, my BFF and I were talking about ben affleck... and i go "ohh i know... ben affleck is just completely gorgeous." the club teacher stopped the video and says "sierra. dont you have a BOYFRIEND? why are you talking about ben affleck?" apparently im a loud whisperer...

  • I forgot my lines in Drama due to a jerk who decided to talk, and being the George Carlin fan I am, I shouted Fuck right in the middle. Completely by accident! But, I'm now the laughing stock of my new school, and the entire class won't let me live it down...

    The video was great though! Your's wasn't that bad, you're still a hottie, and you have a great sense of humor to pull off every stupid moment you have!

    And was that a Just For Laughs bag I spotted??

  • woah you used to be hot =D

  • Your still hot, i do you now. xD

  • you really used to be hot:))=)))

  • LOL

  • My story is WAY TOO EMBARRASSING to even remember, much less share it with everyone reading these comments. It's that bad x)

    That poster is definitely hot :D That's some good photography.

  • My most embarrasing moment was when I had just finished ninth grade and I was going to begin at a new school. (in Sweden you go to a new school after ninth grade.) 4 hours in of my first school day I figured out I was in the wrong class which made the entire class laugh their asses of including the teacher. I also had the joy of experiencing it all over again when I came to the right class... Oh the glory of being stupid.

  • well i guess my most embarrassing moment is having a water pipe broke over my head during chem class in 1the 10th grade, and having to go home to change because i was wet..

    P.S. great modeling photo....im not gay

  • lol your great! soo glad you got your own channel! and doing stupid stuff alot? well join the club!

  • At school, we were playing a game called 'I have never' where you have to say something you have never done...So I said 'I have never shaved my pubic hair!'

    I was so proud of my self

  • There was this virus going on the computers at school and the school was freezing it so it would not infect anyones computers. I was in my media class on my computer, and i was trying to open this image of a perfume ad, and then suddenly all these porn photos came up! My teacher was right behind me and my friends were all laughing at me for the rest of the day. So embarassing!!

    T.T.W.E

  • I use to like this girl, and one time she cut her hair and she asked me how it looks and so i said "it looks.....weird" and she called me a jerk Dx but I did not know what to say she really did look weird, but for some reason i could not just lie to her.... last time she talked to me.....

  • If you show me her picture, I could tell you if she is actually hot.

  • I was with a friend and we saw a movie called zac and miri make a porno (a comedy) as his 8 year old sister came into view and when she came in and have came up on my lap and had to sit sex in the film..

  • *wipes drool* ...if I pretend I'm lesbian can I have the poster?

  • This is some of the funniest thing on the internet! Great job!

  • Lol, you so funny :)

    but most embarrassing time...probably when i was in my history class, and we were all working on this big in-class essay, so everything was really quiet, and i had to fart D: so i tried to be all ninja about it, but accidentally coughed, and it came out. and it was loud. only my group members heard it, but...>.> twas very embarrassing. the all snickered at me for like, 3 minutes lol.

  • i was bending in the shower once to pick up the soap and my mum walked in.

  • when I got caught wearing my Fred T-shirt.

  • HAH!

  • When I was caught listening to Justin Bieber. I WAS SEEING WHAT HE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE MKAYY! >:(

  • i was in economics class and other kids were talking about cancer and mentioned how animals can get cancer, and the teacher, who had had cancer in the past said "oh yeah, lots of animals get cancer". then i said "yeah i once had a flee that died of cancer... i didn't care much." no one said anything the rest of class.

  • 0:19 :)

  • ahh!!! the picture burned my eyes! you used to be hot thats funny and stupid to say to someone

  • igniting a one gallon pickle jar filled with gun powder, while standing too close.

  • look at that iMac 27" at 0:32 -its just gorgeous

  • The most embarrasing thing to ever happen to me. Having my mom catch in the middle of my girlfriend giving me an hj.

    Kill me.

  • In 2:28 the guy on the left with the beard, wasn't he in Riders?? with Stephen Dorff?? rofl

  • haha thats awesome!

    My most embarrassing moment was we went to a Chinese restaurant and when the old Chinese woman asked if we wanted a taball or a boof I quickly replied with out thinking and a little louder than I wanted to and said "a TABALL" in the most thickly chinese american accent i could.

    I felt so bad, I left her a huge tip!

  • hahahahahhahaha omg idr any of my embarrasing moments they just fly by me I guess lol

  • Don't worry, my embaressing moment was when I went to get a juice box and dropped it, stood up, smoked my head off the fridge, and passed out. when I came to my family was standing there, and my brother goes "we need to get you a helmet" and they all walked away.

  • 31 seconds in. Great pic!

  • LMAO your videos never disappoint !!!!

  • Embarrasing moments: well its hard to pick, but the worst was probably when i fell onto my principle and it turned into like a domino affect ending with my VICE principle.

  • I have had a LOT of embarrassing moments...

  • You, Willis, and Zoron are the funniest people on YouTube. Just sating... 5/5

  • loving your new stuff! keep it coming!

  • My most embarassing moment was when I was in Kindergarden. and during PE we were siting on the ground, and i have to pee really bad. Then I couldn't hold it anymore, and i just remember all the kids running away from me and looking down and big ring of pee spreading around me.

  • my most embarassing moment is when i farted in church ...suddenly every body turned around and looked at me.

  • OMGG thats hapeend to mee b4!!!

  • one time a digged this one chick, so to impress her (you know where this is going) i big wheeld of a dock (im 6'4'' 195 lbs) to get good air i kicked back at the last second, i flipped back and hit the end of the dock. im now known as the big wheel dock kid

  • Hello Capt...uh,Chad

    What were you thinking?

    "This will make a great basis for a future online video confession'

    My most embarrassing moment involves the first use of a PU235 planetary modulator,and what you now recognize as Cygnus X-1.

    My bad...

  • I was very tired one night and i was listening to this girl talking to me... She talked alot and then she said that she was a lesbian... I was to tired to notice that my pants were loose and they went down all the way at the EXACT moment she said that...

  • what an -isms?

  • ok in gym class were playing basket ball we have to do warmups like running backwards well i kinda lost my balance and fell back on my ass lol!!!and one time at the store i was with my mom and i kinda lost her and i seen someone that i thought was here so i tapped her on the shoulder and it wasnt her hahah!

  • Well, I was embarrased today, at school, I fell down, and hit my head really bad. The person I was fighting was nice enough to pick me up, I was dazzed and confused..

    In the end, I can't remember anything that happned before 12:00 Pm

  • nice abs man

  • ok one time i was looking up music for a school project it i looked up hardcore as a genre so it was still the title and i finished the project and i herd a song called i wanna take you to a gay bar(or sumthing like that) and i typed in into the search bar and my dad looked at the computer and it said harcore gay bar, he bowed his head and walked away....

  • Most embarrassing moment...I watched your video...do you know what it's like to have your mother walk in on you looking a shirtless men on the internet

  • I think my most embarassing moment when I was in front of a mic(which i forgot was there) then couldn't remeber a speech a nd went "Fuck!" into the mic in front of at least 250 people including my parents

  • most embarassing moment was when I walked up on stage at school and tried to accept an award that wasn't for me. LoL the other guys name sounded so similar to mine I thought the principal said my name. Eric and James sound similar right ?? :D:D

  • LOL. The poster thing got me :P

  • the last graphic made my day.

  • You should be embarased... You spelt 'Month' Wrong.

  • hahahaha...chad ur awesome

  • My most would be stepping in a piece of poop and not noticing till an hour later. Plus, the poop was in the bathroom, so it wasn't dog poop.. ;)

  • wow lol makemebad35 commented.

  • I was playing basketball but at one moment everyone stopped playing and was laughing at me. I didn't know why till I noticed that my pants fell down...

  • Oh my you did used to be hot, and I swear the first picture you showed looks like Jim Carrey haha!

    And I don't think I've had like one HUGE embarassing moment, more like millions of smaller embarassing moments.

  • lol that was freaking funny man nice story

  • do you have a midlifecrisis or what???

    you are gettin old get used to it!!

  • Really man? This is Fred and NigaHiga's alt account. Lol.

    Don't pose as people.

    I'm not really sure What my most embarassing moment was :\

  • 9th grade basketball game.

    Halftime getting food with friends.

    On the way back to our seats... pantsed, to the ankles, in front of far too many people.

    Needless to say I was kicked out of the gym for nearly knocking the kid out.

    Ahhh memories.

    Cheers... J.

  • You're fucking funny! =D 5 stars

  • Lol the end sound like the bear from the cleveland show

  • how am i supposed to know if u read this?

  • Actually entertaining, 4 stars.

  • i think my most embarrassing moment was when i was about 9 years old, was riding my bike over these mini hills we called the jumps, as i went over the biggest one the leg of my jogging bottoms got stuck on the pedal my bike flew away from me and took them with it :| all the boys we knew n had crushes on had to be playing football right next to where it happened. EPIC FAIL! lol

  • At a talent show in high school my friends and I were going to play a song from the Beatles. We all came on stage and I noticed one was missing and so I grabbed the mic, and this was planned where I was introducing our guy playing the hermonica, and I say "hey we're missing a 6 person." at this time I was thinking of a girl that I want to impress who is in band and plays the Claranet. I say, "is there anyone who can play the claranet" so I said the worng instrument to introduce my friend.

  • He still kinda hates me because we actually practiced the whole thing like 10 times the night before.

  • Wondering if she will make an appearance in your blog one day... Seems to be a high slap hazard actually...

    Stay safe!

  • most embarrassing moment?

    for you, it is this.

    for me.. probably when i was in the woods with my bf, and we were all in the mood, until i said 'wow, i feel like i'm in twilight.' worst moment of my life :p

  • that was very nice! :D

  • hahah ;D kinda fail telling someone they USED to be hot :D

  • I heard you used to be hot ;] x

  • Great video mate. Thanks for making me laugh :D Also, nice to see a big-time youtuber replying to comments from us mere mortals :)

  • HAHAHAHA!

  • i love your videos dude :)

    your comical :P

    iv got so many stupid things i have done but i think you take gold thanks for the laugh :) keep up the vlogs :)

  • LMAO! Chadisms your Funny ;).

  • hahah chad you are the man

  • haha nice video, keep up the good work.

  • haha XD do i recognize manboobies there? Call the A Team! theyre double D! :0

  • Simonhakken,

    Thx, I should ask Santa for a bra.

  • I fell out of a changing room backwards while trying on pants in a clothing stores...!

  • hahaha

    One time my friend dared me to try on a really short slutty skirt, and I don't wear skirts to begin with *Ew* and I came outta the change room with it on and the whole store pretty much got mooned. Didn't realize it was THAT short lmao

  • jessiono,

    Are you sure you weren't trying on a hat. :)

  • A Full Moon In A Clothing Store  LOL

  • spaceman300,

    Nice!

  • wow u were soooo hot...... back then

    now....hmm i have no preference!

  • nice vid + can't say my embarassing moment in front of all those youtubers xD subscribed !

  • NarutoX627,

    I know what you mean. That's just one of mine.