Against The Dark (Steven Seagal)

[Buckeyecat2002]

Steven Seagal tirelessly demonstrates that peace is always achieved through the evaporation of scum bag perpetrators wherever they slither out from.

[sbonfiglioli]

Did anyone else piss themselves laughing when Steven Seagal stabs that child in the face? Fucking comic genius.

[Golfshooter]

this is one of the funniest movies i ever seen that wasn't a comedy

[NL1461]

Well....there must be someone that buys his movies, because he still makes them.

And he still get payed for it!!! :D

[Mostolok]

@NL1461 I'm one of them.

[DAVIDTHORNELL]

it rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Macrotitians]

DUDE this movie was hilarious STEVEN SEAGAL.  Hes a true samurai, he just walk he heading. lol

[WoWarlockplayer]

you thought this was a "typical" vampire flick???wtf are you watching??or should a say sniffing??I have never seen worse...i think they should have used a "renta bumb" for the lead part it would have shown some class on the directors part..or seagal could have been bitten right at the start and had to kill himself and all those that were with him"matrix" style for some joy on the part of the viewers..1 finger up is the rating i give it.

[volkbyte]

i like steve seagal but this movie is shit, another typical fucking vampire flick, give me a god damn break, its the same old broken record

[ticosexy22]

i saw yesterday, and it was bad ass!!

[Dave54600]

Love Seagal films, he just fucks up everybody til he gets the villain, you don't even need to root for him (or he'll fuck you up too). I'll definitely watch it but I don't think Seagal can do Blade. As for anyone saying he's fat, well that's just more pounds per square inch to fuck you up with.

[Aryomaru]

I wonder if you were in his shoes, what would you have done? Does anyone know to fight like him?! Maybe his movies are not the best, but this doesn"t mean you are in position to judge the man himself!

[OutForAMeal]

Another shit film by the fat one. Learn to go on a fucking diet you fat fucking piece of shit.

[Mathewmartialart]

another sack of shit speakign crap about somebody they dont know, talking on the net knowing they have no reprocutions towards them whilst they type their foul mouth of hatred towards another human being.

[volginjr]

@Mathewmartialart

Errr... you just called a "sack of shit" another human being.. ò_O

[Mathewmartialart]

and your point?

[volginjr]

@Mathewmartialart

you are full of hatred! :D

[Mathewmartialart]

of course you are totally correct in your asumption of me. well done, fell better? or you just going to say stupid ass stuff even more to satisfy your ignoramous needs

[dreamy741]

Vampire killer? LMAO!!!!! This is what he has become? He went from Hard To Kill to this crap LMAO!

[starttobegin]

What a marmalooke...

[BigBuddie504]

So you people don't watch Seagal movies to laugh? Me and friends love to sit around and "dye of laughter" at his movies

[HXCpr0n]

worst piece of shit movie ever..... I expected better from Seagal.

[masterkudjo]

Tell me about it, the amount of times I almost fell of the chair laughing at how shit this film is, the killer bit when is said, MY NAME IS TAU, AAAAAHAAHHAA, THEN THE SHIT MUSIC PLAYS AAAAHAHAHAHAHA.

[yoshidabros]

This movie sucked...Seagal didn't do anything but walk, WALK for almost the whole movie. And they only showed him like 6 times...the fight scenes were short and kind of lame and the bulk of the action was done by Toa from American Gladiators.

[romkafdny]

He Is The Man

[bugynator]

which is this metal song in the trailer? :) pls answer.

[Taruf188]

"Lead by a master swordsman". That's all he needed to read in the script and he was ready to sign. The only thing different about this movie is that he's fighting vampires instead of terrorists/gangsters.

As a kid I always thought every movie he ever made was just one long saga, a chronicle of some ponytail fighting guy's life. Way to embrace your typecast without the least bit of shame.

[morbidchid]

Yeah he should have jumped on some other roles and played a wacky doctor like Arnold in Junior, or donned a fat suit like Murphy in the Nutty Professor or how about doing a buddy cop film with an old lady like Stallone.

I'm sorry, but I'm pleased with having an action hero do action films. Sorry if you want him to embarrass himself with a line of comedies and terrible dramas like other faded action stars.

[missemochupa]

yess i the good moviee

[panathinaikara13]

ONE MAN ARMY

[Rob50strat]

Problem with Steven Segal is every movie is the same.. and he's the same in every movie.. Like Clint Eastwood used to be.. but Clint baby became an actor (as opposed to a 'star') .. and now he's right up there with the best of 'em ..and can really direct a great film too...

[seanw23]

ISN'T THIS GUY TOO OLD FOR THIS?!

[rockdiga]

Ask chuck norris your never too old to kill a zombie haha

[noirnoticvibe]

I am a big Steven Segal fan still..and i dont care if they do a Steven Segal vs Jason Voorhees i'll see it.......why? because cant no one break arm while talking real softly....and late night a film like this and some munchies.....perfect....

[youtubmoses]

Christ! I mean, I liked him back in Above the Law and Under Siege, But why doesn't Steven Seagal just give up acting and be a karate teacher or something?

[dukich5536]

Steven Seagal's style wasn't karate. His style is Aikido.

[martinchoalejandro]

cuack!!!

[Raymode1]

Whats the name of the guy behind to the right of seagal in the elevator? 0:25

[bisherashisher]

steven segal stop making movies, no one watches them, the last one of your movies that was actually released in theaters was like 2003 and it sucked, not even the shittiest hollywood directors would hire you, also you got fat and you only have about a 20% approval ratting so im not the only one who thinks your a shitty ass actor who can't even make a real movie

[Heavymetal8008]

lol!

Holy shit what is this?

Steven Seagal...stop.

[efsun06]

saka mi bu?

[tony2113041987]

This looks simmilar to attack force. Evil monster people, Seagal's aikido bit of shooting. But Attack force was a bit naff i gotta admit so i dont know about this one.

[bigferg1975]

Steven Segal vs. Vamps? seriously, the guy probably has so much garlic in his system from all the pasta and pizza he eats, he's completely toxic to the poor creatures of the night.

[camilo862]

lol. Poor cockpuncher.

[jenjam09]

These are zombies. Just so you know

[jenjam09]

lol. now I know why you were mislead to think they were vamps. Even the damn trailer is shitty and confusing. This was about post-apocalyptic zombie outbreak. Lol

[bigferg1975]

so...IF Blade were Fat and White

[efsun06]

hahahaahaaa ;-)) LOL!

[skeetzo]

rofl