Far Cry 2: Shopping for Weapons (Machinima)

[USMCBloodz]

Best Far Cry 2 "Trailer" xD

[MataPorta]

That is not Far cry 2

[flexxo1000]

epic! =D love the accents

[crazyhead5426]

i would like to carve your eyes out with a butterknife.

=D

[bonyte995]

Farcry2 = 1st person GTA

[patar10050]

oh what the hell?!

[SaabyHun97]

0:54 Frank Bilders?

[SprunkLover]

@SaabyHun97 Yeah.

[Poya0174]

why doesnt add stops?

[yairbe5]

This is BS,they a potential for a really good joke about how in the game you work for sided but no they had to make this a cheap ad!

[mmafanification1]

all the comments r hate comments yet the video has all thumbs up...

[RyanPeg1]

lol what the hell is this?

[xTipshedax]

I still play far cry 2 and cant freaking wait for far cry 3

[farcry2outlaw]

@xTipshedax same

[xTipshedax]

@farcry2outlaw ===8 8=== brofist!

[1970scareface]

I still LOVE this game and i wait for FarCry 3

[1970scareface]

@crazyhead5426 i still play FC2 and i love it but i cant wait for FC3 to be released it looks FUN !!!!

[Procredonioliostarca]

I played this game perfectly with a dual core your argument is invalid.

[Sniper7806]

Soldier 1 wait wait pls wait i forget to buy a machinegun scuze me 2 min

Soldier 2 its ok anyways i get my new PPSH41 whit 1000 bulets see you in center of town to make some noize

[MrBommen]

I wish that grenade exploded.

[TheGamerField]

hahaha thats nice :)

[chelseaboy4744]

hi guys, my copy of the game keeps crashing, could you please watch fottage of this crashing and sugeest solutions.

/watch?v=i6QB_-esIvQ

[vivaladom1337]

somehow i manage to fit in "i Want to carve out your eyes with a butterknife" everyday :D

[notilhenger]

I watched this back in 2008. I didn't get it back then. Now i do.

[Awesomewafflenator]

270 people have a life.

[ThePhobicSuperior]

What. The fuck.

[dude5857236]

yay i got an i7 = 3

[RoFLmak3R]

267 people are WARLORDS

[RoFLmak3R]

were is taht wallmart?!!??!?!

[DigitalPicturesHD]

an i5, is it also good for gaming?

[phil26271]

@DigitalPicturesHD yes i use 2500k

[Abroadhawk]

I get it! They were talking about a "magnificient warrior" that we were supposed to assume was the main character, but it was the computer processer!

[thehandsy]

@alVladin It looks like Far Cry 2 in some sort of alpha stage. I say that because the models look exactly like the ones in FC2, just with shitty textures and a CGI feel.

[Rccol7rox]

what a waste of tym.....

[Cacowninja]

Can you see your body in this game when you look down?

[ThomasfromGreece]

@Cacowninja LOL no

[funkmen0]

@ThomasfromGreece he thought he can chose a female char and ask that for looking breasts

[ThomasfromGreece]

@funkmen0 =P

[Tonyboy451]

i thought it was funny!

[jawehawk]

God that was awful.

[TomCamComedy]

@jawehawk You make a better animation then.

[timesplitter3]

watch?v=sRboEFe2o1Y plz watch mine

[warmesuppe]

if the graphics look that shit with i7, i would buy an amd

[BloXboX37]

@warmesuppe This isnt even from Far Cry 2 itself, Its a animation. Have you even seen how Far Cry 2 looks like? And stop caring about graphics so much then maybe you will enjoy games more. Grapfag.

[warmesuppe]

@BloXboX37 I am not that stupid, maybe you know the word "sarcasm"

intelfan

Post scriptum: I've played FC2 two times and i still don't like it, but seriously not because of the graphics :-S

[MsVlad2000]

Skip ad 0:12

[Lunchbert]

oh no wonder this video's humor sucked, it was made by a marketing firm.

[mec567]

I don't need 8 Hours of sleep, or your fucking make up. So piss off Alme.

[DarkJak96]

LoL

[3131Bubba1313]

how did you make the video?

[IronikJosh]

Fucking Pedigree ads, selling their dog food and shit besides I dont have a fucking dog!!!!! I have a cat ....

[TheThingyThings]

I would like to carve out your eyes with a butter knife.

[3P1CxTR1CKZ]

wht program did u use to make tht ?

[MrOllonboll]

Fcking ad shit

[bgdedude]

WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL ?!?!

THAT WAS AN AD !?!?

BITCH >_<

[chuckleman83]

Man.. this is one of the first videos I saw posted by machinima. Now it just a call of duty commentary fest that no one cares about... Ahh those were the days :)

[MustHearMetallica]

I'd like to carve out your eyes with an butter knife >.<

[SprunkLover]

@MustHearMetallica LOL!

[IWhySoSeriousI]

Thumbs up if they sud make a city farcry!

[PS3rocks7513]

the voice acting in this game is pretty horrible...

[jonasldg]

how the hell was this made??

[randomcats12]

the man in the hawain shirt sounds a bit like hitler! lol 

[metallica4lief]

@randomcats12 clearly you know nothing about how hitler sounded like

[superassassin47]

@randomcats12 HITLER SPOKE GERMAN YOU RETARD

[SH3LLSH0CK655]

@superassassin47 # correction # hitler spoke Austrian :)

[MrWhatler]

@SH3LLSH0CK655 There is no such language as Austrian. Unless you mean Austrian-German.

[SH3LLSH0CK655]

@MrWhatler Austrian German then, for lesser minded people...

[GeorgeZraf]

You Forgot to put a name "The Jackal" Under Guns, Rockets, Knives :p

[nagibatorPRO]

говно полное ваш ролик!!!

[DoomHell999]

this is funny because AMD is faster for this game, actuly AMD is better for Gaming

[KoutetsuTenshin]

The one with the blue shirt sounds like James Earl Jones.

[kinghaiqal12]

DISGUSTING! PTUH!

[SASHKO71998]

Why did i watch this 3 times?

[syedjaafar]

hahaha



[TheJoeysWorld]

i would use toyota technology to stop ads.

[Eulicidcfinder1]

I would like to carve out ur eyes with a butterknife!

[LemurMan2008]

i think this is actually quite an entertaining ad. people get pissed off over the fact thats an ad but thats it. this one is a good one

[Tuxedo413]

What ever you get will be outdated by the end of the week

[PredatorOxDc]

Ad blocker ftw:)

[AnonymousSWAT]

@PredatorOxDc Not quite, you still watched an ad.

[PredatorOxDc]

@AnonymousSWAT In which way shape or form have i watched an add?

[AnonymousSWAT]

@PredatorOxDc The video you watched was an advertisement for the intel Core i7 Processor Extreme.

[PredatorOxDc]

@AnonymousSWAT I Didn't watch it all... Boring

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

the ad should say "i7, an extremely over-priced processor with more power than you need"...then fade out

[IPenguinTeethI]

@HaloForge149 I got an athlon ii x4 at 3.0 ghz and that shit even on the highest settings on dirt 2 with 3 monitors doesn't go passed 50% useage. I7's are a joke. I can get a quad core from amd for $80 that performs close to the I5 that is $200 and amd's 6 core that performs 60-70% of the I7 6 core for 1/5th the price. I don't get intel's numbers. They are faster, but the price doesn't justify it. Until my athlon ii x4 bottlenecks anything I ain't getting a 6 core.

[1jjuuggaalloo1]

@IPenguinTeethI most things still dont even use 4 cores the only real advantage of more cores after 2 is setting the affinity to run things on seperate sides of the chip ..at least right now, b4 a quad starts to struggle it will likely be so old that 3.0 ghz is low end

[1jjuuggaalloo1]

@1jjuuggaalloo1 even then just overclock it a little set affinity for 2 cores to be used only for games or whatever it is

[bullseye93412]

I would like to calve out your eyes with a butter knife...

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

0:52 Daniel Craig wtf?

[KillerHotdog09]

LOL I thought it an advert for guns...

[TehRealCanadarocker]

That was fucking awful

[shadowwarrior35]

LOL, that was an ad all along, LMAO

[CaptainMcMuffin100]

what the fuck, man? YOU SELLOUT WHORES!!

[RainysAnime]

Wait wait wait.... Did I wait for an ad to be over, just to see an advertisement video?

................

[DarenHD]

@RainysAnime pretty much yah

[adrozemog]

@RainysAnime ARMAGEDON. ARMAGEDON! THE ILLUMINATI, AWHH SHIT, THEY BE CONTROLLIN' EVRETANG, DER AIN'T NO STOPPIN' DEM! DEY'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!

[confederate880]

@RainysAnime Advertception.

[zeshleman]

best line at 1:07

[watertower7]

I hate Toyota.

[pesaddicted68]

lol. I wish a new processor would boost my gaming skills

[ostepobss]

that is a shit load of weapons

[youuntube]

the guy with the hawaiian shirt sounds like Tay Zonday...

[pacific14586]

NOTE: the new AdBlock blocks video ads.

[twanajester23]

Nice vid.

[bmandown]

@Jal030550 Maybe if al-qaeda united and pooled all their funds, they could buy an i7...

Wait, scratch that. Maybe an AMD instead.

[YasserCrackafat]

Ok, how the hell did they do this? This is dev-made.

[STRYKER1467]

i hate the muller milk ad -_-

[marcusrj18]

lol

[Shodex4]

1:27 to skip the ad.

[nicblouin]

@Shodex4 doesnt work

[Shodex4]

@nicblouin It's a joke, because the video itself is an ad.

[GanGSt4R1996]

@Shodex4 doesnt work :(

[GamerAndReviewer]

@Shodex4 Or just click the X button at the top right!

[seasonsiina]

@Shodex4 lol why you getting thumbs this doesnt work :D

[Shodex4]

@seasonsiina The video is an ad. :P That's the end of the video.

[seasonsiina]

@Shodex4 i really have to think about thinks before i comment :D sry

[dabom12898]

"friends?"

"I would like to carve out your eyes with a butter knife"

[BitShiZ]

one day , ads will be all over the internet and there will be no more f5 greatness.

[CanadianPrideT23]

it was just one long ad 0_0

[thepepsimaker]

ur ads is no match for my f5 button lol

[xLTShiFTz]

press f5, to skip ads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kuratomi9091]

what game is this ?

[goihe]

@kuratomi9091 far cry 2 *_*

[kuratomi9091]

@goihe no i doubt it, the graphics are diferrent, they seem arma 2 ish, assuming that arma 2 has a nice editor you could create this stuff easily, i assume he did it in the arma 2 engine...it aint no farcry ...

[goihe]

@kuratomi9091 it says far cry 2 shoping for weapons....

but yeah i dont kown i dont kown evry thing agin...!!

[kuratomi9091]

@goihe havent you ever seen lets say another game perform a parody of another game ?

[kuratomi9091]

@goihe or maybe it is farcry 2...or just gmod..or ive been smoking to much teletubbies..

[DenKulesteSomFins]

@kuratomi9091 mmmmm teletubbies. gawle....

[kuratomi9091]

@DenKulesteSomFins RANDOOOM ASS SHIET ???' alrite...lawl...

[DenKulesteSomFins]

@kuratomi9091 it was one of your older comments

[123456789Anarchy]

i would like 2 cut out your eyes with a butterknife :D

[windson7]

@123456789Anarchy "ai wud like to caav aut yo ice wit a butta naif"

[cozmicdoomkeeper]

blue shirt guy's voice identical to Abdullah Hassan in Black Hawk Down..IDENTICAL

[selvaoscuras]

LOL O.O

[omglolwtfmudkips]

AMD is a much better experience on any game instead of intel.

[stefman666]

looks like a pack of gum.

[windson7]

i wud like tu carve aut your ais wit a butta naif mon

[speedragonz]

xD i thought this was a fan-made fun movie

[18Turbo220]

FC2 most underrated game ever.

[SlingerMarshall]

i remember seeing this video like 2 years ago...i still remember it and haven't seen it since then...until now.

[blackdog1701]

i cant wait for far cry 3 to come out

[josmeerssman]

haha i would like to cut out ur eyes with a butter nife 1:06

[mohaha1223]

0:01 to skip this ad

[Thegrandhighoracle]

1:27 to skip ads

[sandvich3]

these THESE are the type of animations i would like to make good ad to the pic looked real

[gmk120]

lol

[TheWolverine7]

Did I just watch an ad?

[killroy870]

um is this an ad?

[splifftime248]

i love it to play FC2 with three monitors, just open console in FC2, and write the command for widescreen value ... HUHUUU: in the middle normal view from the game, left and right side a extra display. now i can have a look for 180° around of me =D

[annnnnnnnnnnnas]

@splifftime248 can u pleaase tell me how to do that ,in steps cause i got confused when i tried to do that

[Praylv]

@splifftime248 and i like to use my mouse to look around 180° ,not my head

[mlg4everman]

reload video to skip adds also machinima is now intels bitch

[mlg4everman]

reload video to skip adds

[Spy7roop]

so they're talking about how Intel makes the game crash a lot

[Mr0ro]

hell no, Im a gamer not a secretary. I go with AMD all the way.

[emeb1910]

oh did u see tht cute m60 i bet it would match with this camo rpg7

[waders555]

FAKE AND GAY1111

[adolf512]

stubid i7 comersial, i played far cry 2 while doing the amd ocerdrive stability test without any lag.......

hyperthreding isn´t mutch good when the spftvere isn´t written for it.

multithreding(bulldozer) increaser the perfromance with 80%

"stay consistent learn more"

[nostreborph2000]

hehe funny

[bloood9]

@deth507 u liar it didnt work, all it did was freeze my youtube :(!

[GrizzlerBorno]

@deth507 skip the ads.... to watch this video... which is an ad?

[momomo544]

@deth507 dude this is an ad

[Soyawannabeamasta]

@deth507 Or just refresh the page.

[HunterNaruX]

lol

[InternetLad]

did i just watch a commercial after watching a commercial?

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@InternetLad That's what I was thinking. And yeah, I think we did.

[EyeYamAffaKingWeTodd]

@runeblox3 it REFRESHES the page... 

[Shotoran]

@EyeYamAffaKingWeTodd

are you trolling ?

[EyeYamAffaKingWeTodd]

@Shotoran no

[Shotoran]

@EyeYamAffaKingWeTodd so you didn't know that like almost every body on the internet knew that.

[EyeYamAffaKingWeTodd]

@Shotoran Ohh i knew that i was just stating the obvious while wishing that People would smarten up when they say things like "press alt F5 to do bla bla bla" when we all know it doesn't. see what im trying to say?

-cheers