New Year's Resolutions Song

[explodingovens]

cheap anteres auto-tune effect

[Twweman]

I am totally offended by this video..those men are rolling in their graves..and rightfully so..i saw no humor in that piece AT ALL.

[sablelordofchaos]

really expresive face (sarcasm)

[batman4oz]

That was fun...good for you for doing this! Gotta just have fun!!

^^X^^

[mmbeast88]

Worst singing I have every heard....The Auto-Tune is so horrible done... You should try doing the song over without the Auto-Tune... If you thing this singing is wonderful you are tone deaf and I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and tone deaf ain't one.....

[trixcie68]

wonderful song, and singing.

[Tabberwacky]

My 2009 calendar says; January 1, "Check on Jack D. and buy beer for the sleepover." I invited myself, cool?

[anarchy0productions]

where can i find the chords for this?

[liebenstraum1]

Wow...creative, cute and hot. Nice package (hee hee). :)

[foliatedchicken]

dude you so did do stuff this year like inspire my biology project which is based on you're very first movie!!! You saved my ass dude!!!

[kometman]

Yes that memory eraser for 2 girls 1 cup could be needed.But I'm not sure if I would like an orgasm-running van...

Great video! 5/5

[anarchy0productions]

i would like on VERY much...

[weareskyscrapers]

haha i love your deadpan expression during the whole video.

[StarrEllen]

Brilliant! I really wish you could bring John back though..

[Xelanderthomas]

How did I miss this when it came out? Brilliant.

[sweetprinci]

hey...that was really funny! I think your a good actor and also a good singer! lol... ;)

xx

[Catherine314]

Global warming has nothing to do with the environment. Get rid of the greedy scientists who were lossing grant money because they weren't doing anything productive. They created a problem that only they could "solve". If your willing to work with a man who thinks he invented the internet, that says something.

[JackDanyells]

Catherine, would you describe yourself as willfully ignorant, or simply ignorant?

[zlada]

she is simply ignornat

[mrdougan]

once again jack, your video delivers on expectation 5*

[CrazyChic534]

big hopes that you pull your resolutions off

[aljen180]

Cool.

[thuggie1]

you got to love it

[UltimaKhyzer]

NICE!

[honeyBsugar]

funny!

[Sweltering]

LOL that was awesome!!

[oodava]

Pretty funny, I like Dr. Phil though, so don't let him die.

[nikosaspros]

Great, great work! You're a success. You're soon to get the publicity you deserve!

[alienjesus2012]

really really great job

[Bak3dB3an]

The audio filter you used gives the voice a great taste, and sound it was GREAT!.

Great LYRICS AND especially the last part. Great Song yumajohnny. AND GREAT VID Jack, very great.

Is the graphics you used for the ball across the lyrics hand made or is it pre made?

By the way you said NU-KILLER not nuclear lol.

[JackDanyells]

It's the New Year's ball from Times Square in NYC. I made it bounce by hand.

[dark420bishop]

The audio filter you used makes me cringe. :|

[limbride]

Great song, Jack. Hope it all comes true. We need it to.

[jplp]

Heck yeah, about time someone found the cure for bullet holes.

[skillzbballer]

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[coolbam14]

Bring John Lennon alive !!!lol

[Badartist]

i love ya man, but come on! the president IS from Texas, give 'im break, will ya?

[SavannahLioness]

boring FYI: "electro shock" (ECT) is still an option for very severe cases of depression that don't respond to medication or psychotherapy, if the client desires.

great video!!

[tokolove]

For the sake of being criticized for "not getting it", I will "not say anything"! Oh shit! I can't help myself and who am I trying to kid here anyway? This is good! However, why are you getting someone else to sing for you? I remember a vid you did some 7 0r 8 months ago where you attempted a sort of rap in one of your dictionary videos. I think it was titled "Let's Call the Whole THing Off". I don't know, you did O.K. there with your voice.

[JackDanyells]

I'm glad you like this one. I really can't sing and didn't feel this would have worked as a rap.

And for the record, you didn't understand what I was going for with the poem, which is fine. I only asked because if you had, and had some valid criticism to back it up, it would've been very useful for me to know. Not a big deal though.

[tokolove]

Well, then, you didn't read my last comment that I posted for that video. You don't know what I am capable of understanding, so please do not patronize me! I am sorry, But regardless of what you may think of yourself, you do not know it all!

[JackDanyells]

Of course I don't know it all, and I don't presume to know what you're capable of understanding. But I asked you what you what you thought I was going for. You then responded (yes I did read your last comment). It didn't have anything to do with the intent of the the poem. So forgive me if I came to the conclusion that you didn't get it. Again, I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

[tokolove]

Whatever there Jack! I am not going to play this game with you! Obviously, there really was no point to the sonnet video, otherwise I'd expect you just come right out with it. Also, I am really starting to think you do not have better things to do with your time than to infuriate people! Get a life!

[JackDanyells]

Good lord. I wasn't playing a game, and this obviously was a waste of time. To make this as clear as I can - I was showing you a lot of respect. I wanted to know what your criticism of the poems. Saying it "sucked" and not providing reasons is not helpful. And I didn't want to tell you my intent because that would change your interpretation.

[tokolove]

go to your inbox to read a message!

[LizKilgannon]

I keep watching this video. Daily, actually. I'm pretty sure you have the best new years resolutions.

[laugh4eva]

this was awesumly funny well done

[johnnybrooch]

lennon :(

[billgrip]

Dude that was sweet! I really enjoyed every single part of it.

[lullabyfly]

why have i watched this more than 5 times on seperate occasions? because it's amazing.

[YassiRsan]

Great job jacky keep it up loveed it

[rockinvideogirl]

Really great video!

[MadBam163]

Hilarious Jack, keep up the great work and happy New Year!!

[thejudgemeister]

That was uncommonly bad for you Jack... sorry. Was that you singing? A little pitchy there.

[JackDanyells]

Sorry you didn't like it, but a lot of people did. And no, that wasn't me singing. I thought yumajohnny did a good job with this, and I'm still not sure how so many people managed to miss the three places I credited him.

[Tylerg12345]

Don't listen to him Jack he must obvisously be a dumbass if he missed those credits. It was great =)

[thejudgemeister]

I don't consider myself to be a "dumbass", but then do dumbasses ever Tyler? Hmmm. Quite honestly, I usually enjoy Jacks videos... 99.9% of the time. I was however kind of bored by the end of this one and therefore did not notice the smaller font above yumajohnny's name. For that Jack, please forgive me. I am still a fan. :)

[defundthewar]

A resolution for you: Try to be nude or semi-nude on youtube more often. Just a suggestion.

[wing189]

make sure to bring a lot of weed to that sleep over of yours because you know how john lennon loves his weed and to you people who think i am hating aghainst john lennon i'm not i am a big fan of his music

[a1gaius]

I wish you the best for 2008.

BTW, please bring 2pac back to life!

[Spiralworm]

Wow. That's a really tall order of resolutions. I'll check back with u at the end of this year to see how u did.

[RateAFilms]

that was really good!

[magikbymoonlight]

I like the part about Dr Phil.....but I don't think singing is your strong suit.....even with the weird Cher voicebox thing.

[katie0873]

you do a fun contest to give the old one to someone who doesn't have one!

[katie0873]

OOPS!

RE: getting a new camera, and the old sony one...

you do a fun contest to give the old one to someone who doesn't have one!

[PoeticMysteryMan]

Well, along the lines of singing, you would occasionally raise your pitch at unneccessary times, which made you sound somewhat robotic.

However, I love the song, it had some funny parts within it, and keep up the good work. I'll keep watching if you keep posting, Happy New Years, Jack.

[Yabbablabba]

He's using a auto-tuner to change the pitch of his voice.

[tonyescuso]

GREAT!!HAPPY NEW YEARS

[getonit123]

LMAO- Dr. Phil! Happy New Year, Jack.

[crazymadonna]

Hi Jack, I wish you all the best for 2008.

Well, it will be a very busy year for you (I mean, with having this many plans and resolutions) ;) .

By the way, I like your songs and your sense of humour.

[dgluttrell]

Loved it, But Jack, I spotted a "New Years Resolutions" in there - ie without the apostrophe! I expected better from you, of all people! Hehe.

[uchiaslayer]

LOL!! i loved the part about Dr. Phill!

[skorpion47]

Is that really your name? Like the drink, but spelled a bit diff?

[GlenEchoNoEcho]

Didn't do much for me.

[Ssisk]

That was great! Very nice job.

[WendiWonderWon]

Wow, great vid... Keep up good work.. send to CNN.. they like this kind of stuff..

[JackDanyells]

Sure, you have an address where they'll actually look at it?

[mulletman245]

is that a voice synth?

[JackDanyells]

No, that's yumajohnny with a little pitch correction in place.

[heuertz21]

That was awesome!! Love it

[Tylerg12345]

LOL @ Dr. Phil in Iraq

[lorynlyn]

i dig the karaoke style bouncing ball, so we can all sing along! :) good luck with your non-joke resolutions & happy new year.

[ApauledTV]

Kennedy, Lennon/Jesus, M.L.K, Ghandi... and Tupac!

[ApauledTV]

Nice Jack! What kind of camera are you getting?!

[JackDanyells]

Canon XH A1. It's supposed to get here Thursday.

[robtran]

That was a damn fine video, sir.

And your resolutions are ambitious, to put it mildly! ;-)

[izika1982]

God I love you! LOL

[619ThatsMyNumba]

pretty cool bro

[iniksbane]

That was pretty good... well, except that they actually still use electroshock.. they just call it electro convulsive therapy.

[colkids11]

Dr. Phil dead Tupac alive? Wow 2008 will be a great year.

[PaulsOpinion]

rofl

[manudofr]

ah man, that was great, happy New Year 2008 !

[NameIsAllTheSame]

I hope you accomplish at least one of these things and if not... may your troubles last as long as your new year's resolutions

[otzberg]

Not bad mate, but it shows a certain lack of taste towards the end...

[b88104044]

WOW....this is good......

[kitsune05]

nice vid =]

[BgirL5]

damn aaron this was awesome! i can totally relate to the first few things you listed! stop stalking me:P

happy new year buddy!

[Argocity2006]

I like it, Good job and happy new year

[LegoPrincess]

You sound just like my brother!

[brenkeller]

Very cute!

[cameron0wuz0here]

what is 2 girls one cup?

[kylarsk]

ROFL do not ask that question, lol...

[raspberrytwist]

lmao...I think I heard some of my friends talking about this one day =\ I was afraid to pay attention lol

[sailorchibimoon7117]

i love this

[alizask]

Great job as always, Jack!

[ohsocorny]

This must've taken you hours!

I respect anyone who would put so much effort into entertaining people.

[blackturtleus]

Poor Dr. Phil... Oh well, I always did find him kind of annoying!

[yumajohnny]

LOL that is what I thought! your song is next! those darn nephews of mine!

[hayliB]

So funny!

[appletubes]

lol

[davidburch]

looking forward to seeing the quality of the new cam

[JackDanyells]

Me too!!!!!!!!!

[sr4jes]

If you can accomplish that, you'd practicly rule the world!!!!!

Lotta ppl will love to see that ^.^

[appletubes]

I'm sure he can do it haha. The ninja guy on the front page said there isn't anything you can't do.

[fizzbittle]

Yes, I'm sure everything that guy said was spot on too.

[DFURY09]

whats wrong with Dr. Phil?

[appletubes]

He's a jerk.

[fizzbittle]

Yeah Dr. Phil is kind a douche bag. He always comes of ultracondescending on his show.

[mavfan98]

I love you, but I also love Rhett&Link, who do I support!?

[JackDanyells]

Um ... both? Although, I do think this song is funnier than theirs. Of course I'm a bit biased.

[mavfan98]

understandably. lol I do like yours a little better, I must say. haha, nice job Jack.

-Ian

[JackDanyells]

Being object as I can, I think their vocal performance (sorry Johnny) and musical arrangement is better. I think this one was funnier though, in a juvenile sort of way.

[mavfan98]

true true. I think the main thing is also that they make soo many videos. I mean you dont make as many because I know that you care about quality over quantity.

-Ian

[yumajohnny]

this song is much funnier! I agree!

[robtran]

Oy, boychick, this was beyond funny!!!

[yumajohnny]

LOL that came out very cool!!! Happy New Year!

[PaulsOpinion]

This video was really funny! 5/5!

[sivakasi626124]

Oh gosh. That reminds me that I still have to make my own resolutions.

o_o

[azb1034]

What are yours going to be?

[appletubes]

Stop watching so many videos?

[meggiemeg86]

I loved it! That girl looked like Rachel Ray.

[thewinekone]

Good stuff, ol' chap!

[azb1034]

TWK. TOL!

[appletubes]

wow, TheWineKone left a comment!

[JackDanyells]

Thank you sir.

[IrinaDeutschland]

You're really interesting and smart.

[SirDud3man]

ORGASM POWERED CAR!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

[thatbostonchick]

Oooh, I want that car!

*looks around* Um...although I hope the memory-erasing machine is invented first...so I can forget that I just admitted that out loud.

[azb1034]

Ahhhhh you watched it. I guess some one who wants an orgasm car would have though.

[appletubes]

It's ok, I want one too.

[JackDanyells]

It's ok, every one secretly wants one, even if they won't admit it.

[TheNunOwnedGoat]

Have fun with the new camera.

Have a happy New Year!

[winklie]

Happy new year!

Good luck with your resolutions :)

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." - Les Brown

Kelly ~/`~

[azb1034]

That'd be really bad if you didn't have an oxygen mask.

[appletubes]

Nah, you'd just die.

[fizzbittle]

Haha, is that it. For a second I thought there'd be a problem of some sort.

[JackDanyells]

Happy New Year to you too.

[ddlsr]

Good luck w/ all that, Jack! But don't get so busy that you can't keep making videos, too.

[appletubes]

Let's hope he doesn't.

[JackDanyells]

I'm going to be very busy in the new year, but I plan on making many more.

[lostmyspoon]

very portalish on the singing there

[azb1034]

What's portalish?

[fizzbittle]

Something that can potentially let you pass from one place to another?

[lostmyspoon]

as in the game "portal" the song sounds similliar in style to the end song of the game

[yumajohnny]

as the vocalist is that good or bad?

[kattleherd]

That is one hell of a sleep over you had at the end there.

[ipsofackdo]

Yeah, I wonder who tucked them in at night.

[jamstone411]

Marilyn Monroe, but "tucking them in" is just a euphemism.

[azb1034]

lol

[TheBabyEaters]

Dude, you have to invite me to that sleep over! Seriously. Seriously. HAppy new year, man! It's been a great year and now here comes another one!

[JackDanyells]

Ok, but you have to bring red footie pajamas. JFK is very particular ... don't ask.

[SuperTwit]

Happy New Year Jack

I thought this vid was great, I even sang along, thanks for an entertaining year, Cheerio.

[ipsofackdo]

lol, follow the bouncing ball!

[azb1034]

I think that's supposed to be the Times Square ball too.

[JackDanyells]

Happy New Year to you too.

[bwhahrhr]

electro shock = bad

this video = fun :)

happy new year Jack

[JZftw]

Great video! My New Years resolution is to eat less. I guess I didn't set the bar high enough.

[ebrya]

Probably not.

[ebrya]

Excercising more would probably be a lot better too.

[kattleherd]

Haha, yeah but exercising takes sooooo much effort.

[ipsofackdo]

Damn effort for being hard!

[jamstone411]

Funny how that works, huh?

[azb1034]

You might want to try a good exercise plan to. You know a little cardio. A little strength training. Or you could just be a lazy ass and torture your body by not giving it adequate nutrition. It's up to you.

[gamerbots]

GD job.

[gamerbots]

Very funny! I liek.

[calamaricaptain]

XD!

[izzywho]

This was really good, I like it.

[canetoonist]

Best. Video. Ever.