Voicemail Theater: Season 2 Ep. 2

[LLPSGTknox614]

I miss this.

[brettjansa]

0:57 aww man! haha! funny shit, man.

[IceyIronMan117]

LOL! ROFL! "I made you a muffin!" XD I can't stop laughing! I'm dying! And the expression on his face: priceless!

[x813xGODz]

too many little kids in that 1..i hate high pitched kid voices

[bigd270]

"whats funnier than a chicken crossing the road? ha ha ha ha.........aids. "

epic win

[CrackerzFr0mHeLL]

I got u a muffin :P lol

[TheChosenSpartan]

The cake is not a lie, the cake was made with lye

[AfroThunder577]

LOL 1:51

[staticdeath12]

ILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE!!!

[jaxumaa]

LOL the last joke was legend

[jaxumaa]

1:12 game?

[mwheeling7]

that is in garrys mod a mod for half life 2

[JP3bbs]

these are funny but the little kids have to go there JOKES SUCK

[woooody316]

wow, you people are easily amused. Im guessing your all 13 year old americans.

[N1ckm0rr1s0n]

im guessing your a 59 year old canadian?

[woooody316]

No, im an 29 year old british male.

[ElCerritoGrande]

of course.... but britian's pretty pimp..

[Wazz555]

who takes it anal

[Sims2MovieMaker13]

i hate british people

[tjfalcon2]

lol u got minus 5 on the thumb up or down thing, racist >.>

[Sims2MovieMaker13]

hehehehe

[Sims2MovieMaker13]

not all of them only the annoying 1s who yell into the mic

[Stokesairlines]

lol 59 year old canadian

[N1ckm0rr1s0n]

indeed lol

[woooody316]

I take it anal? and your laughing at the fact someone called me a 59 year old candian? Yup i thought most of you were 13 year old americans. And if youre not, grow up.

[HamishChandler]

YOU TELL 'EM' ^_^

[Estill123]

"IL BURN DOWN UR HOOOUSE!!!" LOL

[jtinker41]

y does my coffee smell lke ass? lol

[OMGitsDSypl]

um i heard that song like 50 times on youtube, but whats it called? the one at the end of the voicemails(season2)

[UchihaSasuke6776]

Rofl! Stop running away machinima. IMMA CHARGIN' MY LAZOR!

[Qeter1]

1:15 lmfao!

[ipodxdude]

LOL funny

[nubtublol]

wat happent to WHY ITS BULLSIIT!!!!!!!!!

[kyokazumi]

it's in there, just very quiet

[Rehcsleoh]

whats the name of the song at the very end?

[Lordvolipoop]

alot of sceche are made in garry mod

[dizeze]

voice mail theater isnt as funny anymore :(

[chiefjoboo]

1:22 made me sad ;'(

[CliCk4HaLo]

It's from hotforwords. Youtube it.

[forrestfire101CLUB]

i LMAO at

machinima feature me in you're next video and i garante you i'll be suprised

no problem LOL

omg rlly!?

just kidding

[ritchmister]

IMA CHARGIN MA LAZZEER!

[jorathril]

I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!!! XD

[flaala1]

lol at 1:33 I BURNED DOWNED UR HOUSE!!!!

[marineooo5]

just kidding haha

[MrHardKnocks8]

wht is the game with the people th the gass masks on

[pieextatic123]

Half Life 2

If you haven't checked it out yet

YOU MUST.

[LemonatoR32]

Half Life 2 is amazing!!!!!!!!!!! :D !!!!!!!!!!!

[Shotoku8745]

sry but i ment a thumbs up

[Halogator56]

I made you a muffin

[Shotoku8745]

sry i didnt mean to put a thumbs down i ment a thumbs up sry :(

[MetalHeadGirl4]

MUFFIN! yay ^.^

[ShirleyPeanut]

hurray for gmod

[lucasrocks19]

BOOOOOOOOOO you can see there fingers at 0:27 but AIDS was very funny

[containsmediumpeople]

I Made you a muffin!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

[gstring02]

lol I did the rofl copter one

[hollowreaper13]

no way dude i made it... but go ahead and live a lie :)

[Jacker565]

"I'm PREGNANT" DIRECTOR"whisper: That's not in the script!!" OO well.... I'M PREGNANT!!!!" LOL that would of been funny

[shadow49578]

END THE GAYNESS

[mikesslob]

"i made u a muffin" lol!!!

[cman1112]

lol

[joejoe8151]

whats the song at the end ive heard it before but i cant remember

[Nandrew22]

oh no where do we go?-Mason Storm.

its a halo spoof song. you can download it on itunes. haha

[joejoe8151]

thnx man lol i knew i heard it before but i forgot the name xD

[LoneFalcons]

"Whats ha funnier than a chicken haha crossing the road haha......eggs" lol

[caneut]

aids*

[JoePenn18]

its aids dumbass

[fallentemple]

poopy butt

[bahy12345678]

lol i like the computer one

[hoodlem95]

whats funnier than a chicken crossing the road.l........aids LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[tfcormier]

i love the one when he says i made u a muffin

[taxisaber]

1,13 is lolololol

[HostileMYTH]

WTF Machinima?!? Where is the new ep?????? ITS BEEN TWO MONTHS!!!

[kidwiththeguitar]

Lol at 1:14 mac windows on windows xp?

[qbkiller67]

i made you a muffin!!

[dwdan]

the best one over all of them is 0:36

[TheShadowOfDeathClan]

nice u used gmod

[weemarkarr]

1:24 is the best XD

[alphamale348]

would you like to suck my dick?

[zackray101]

1:14 is the best one

[ColAgice09]

Yes it is

[princemattofcoronado]

charlie the unicorn + family guy + 12 monkeys + my mom + a gay dude + a lepercon + master chief + master bief + spriggs = VMT (Voice mail theater)

[killboy2119]

whats funnier than a chicken crossing the road

*laughs*

aids

[Zap082394]

I want a cortana blow up doll......

[iTsTimeToBBQ]

I wana send one saying

"I would go gay for machinima, I think everyone would go gay for machinima, even chuck norris."

to bad my 360 broke, in need of new one WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[urmumcantread12345]

i made you a muffin!!!!!! epic

[CUMQUATPRODUCTIONS]

awesome :]

[Crazyguy10090]

thta was funny as hell

[danthaman94]

1:13 is a lol

[jesusy2k]

gamer tag. i am sweets

[StarongBahd]

Meh, the only good thing about the new ones is the Garrys Mod.

[SpankyDJDK]

LOL its me at 1:44! I didn´t think i was gonna go in :D

[gamesaholic]

i made u a muffin!

[MasterLiuKang]

That was me at 0:46 lol.

I know I said the words wrong, I got too

caught up with the Arby N Chief episode lol.

[IPitMasterI]

O o

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[mac081793]

1:48 is lol

[xalax001]

lol

[derrbarn14]

lol the second last was .......strange...to strange.

[Ryankie]

O o

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[LostUntilTomorrow]

chargin

[sorajerry21]

A lot are stupid

The one with the guy on the computer was cool

[danthecoolman980]

since when did voicemail do other games then halo 3?

[Spockkid]

I know. I like when it was exclusive to Halo only a bit better

[CHUBZY04]

huh wats funnyer than a chicken crossin the road??........ he aids lol wtf

[SNOWGOON895]

the second to last 1 was funny haha

[snipeurface96]

Some Of These are kinda stupid

[ishyanareese]

"leave machinimas voice mail alone" lol

[halofreak0103]

O o

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[JBarr92]

lol very nice

[halodrtfgf]

i shit out rainbows!!

[ANTHONYJLOBOSCO]

i dont get it is machinima a girl if not gay.

[G0tm1lf]

it's a company

you dipstick

[Beany914]

THANK YOU!

[romansrule3]

its a company asshole

[lordofthemeh]

raw fel copter

[LLPSGTknox614]

Im going to send a vm in and i want my guy in halo3 not half life 2 or the sims! Also my username is my gamertag LLP SGT knox614 and i want my guy to look like me in halo3 :D OMG PENIS!!!

[halovsclones1234]

omg thats my voice

[pokefreak53]

what? wheres 3?

[WarningSDE]

It's here :) Thats where

[Odie147]

Whats funnier then a chicken crossing a road? AIDS.

[welowrider32]

No, its a road crossing a chicken.

[nulfrost]

how in the fuck does he stand all the retards?

[FirkinFilms]

sorry but, he?

Machinima is more than one guy.

[CaptainPwnt]

hehehehehehehehehe

[zeldasprite]

Not all Halo 3?

Why thatz bullshit!

[ficherman555]

i made u a muffin lol

[Googleman15]

i want one of those blowup dolls LOLZ :)

[shadowwhip]

Your pathetic

[DanytheElite]

No mah blow up dolls ;(

[macyn72]

Last 1 = best combine soldier fits with it :)

[xxSniper4Lifexx]

this is soo stupid

[mistachu]

go back to halo characters

[HostileMYTH]

Hurry up with the third ep. I've been waiting for about a month now!!!

[dorcha2442]

same here!

[HostileMYTH]

as if it takes that long to make something like this. I remember when they had a new episode every week, two weeks at the latest. WTF is taking so long?!?

[GlitchSeekers]

i have a bad feeling they cancled it...

[maisyo123]

maybe they're having Christmas holidays? I dunno.

[GlitchSeekers]

Maybe, but that dosent explain why they didnt make it all november, or the first half of december...

[1UNSC1]

Not only halo otherwise it will be no variety i mean i want halo to but This would be better if they kept it with all the others

[DiameterFilms]

600 cortana blow up dolls wtf lol sweet

and wat was the last song

[Arkansas2554]

they need to back to only halo characters and the voicemails need to be funnier

[ChidoriXhacker]

the last one was funny lol

[Linryt]

I think he should leave out wow and the sims. It just doesnt sync good with the voicemails.

[28326]

I CAN SHIT RAINBOWS LOL!!!!

[Michael3216]

The cake is a lie! And so is the PIE!!!

[RaichyxRaichu]

SgtHydra is a pussy.

[nachoguy5]

what's funnier than a chicken crossing a road???? he he hehe heehheee........AIDS that's fukin hilarious

[UnfareFilms]

Guys Its Up To Fucking Machinima If They Want To Put It Up. And BTW They Didnt Cut Out "WHY THATS BULLSHIT"... its still in the beginning.

[brianblalock2004]

yay i got into it. mine was the charlie the unicorn one

[MrJiggleWiggles]

wow it was terribble i hope youre happy you were in the worst voicemail theartre yet faggot

[SgtHydra]

Channel Frederator did this first and actually have people who don't sound like retarded 5 year olds.

Machinima, don't play follow the leader. You suck at it. Stop doing the WoW lipsyncs, the Red vs. Blue cop offs, and the GoW stupidity fests.

Whatever happened to showing originality, creativity, and actual humor?

Show only the best, not every middle of the road fanwork you can find.

I want the old Machinima back. T_T

[BloodyRoxas13]

The Why that's bullshit kid is still at the beginning if you listened carefully or if you higher up your speaker's/earphone's volume.

[JoeDuke12]

they stole the ending music from hotforwords

[DirectorMatt21]

Actually, they didn't, When using Garage Band, you click ensemble, and it's one of them.

[NightRider2k8]

what the hell, they cut out all swearing, no "why, that bullshit"

and its not just halo 3 anymore

this sucks

we want the OLD voicemails back

if anyone agrees with me, then reply back on this message saying i agree

[BlindProductions20]

i agree and there leting 5yr olds send messages now

[HeMightBeZan]

I second that movement, While the "why that's bullshit" is still there, It isn't funny anymore, they tried to change their format and it doesn't work... at all... It's not just a bunch of crap thrown together in an attempt to make us laugh. but it's not working, and I hope to god they will realize that before it's too late

[NightRider2k8]

to be honest, its absolute bullshit

i hate it

i wanted my voice to be on the old ones, and it wernt, i sent the same fucking message about 10 times

[Fligel]

did u consider the fact that it probably sucked?.........

[NightRider2k8]

lol

no, they were completly original

anyways they should bring back the old ones

[stunzy516]

what ever happened to..."WHY!? THATS BULLSHIT!?" ='[

[halo3vids14]

1:02 lolzerskates

[LeonUzuki]

Age limit and funny voicemails please.

[macyn72]

not the best one yet but the last one was pretty funny!

[MrJiggleWiggles]

wow machinima should just stick to halo and actually use good voicemails

[oPsychosocialx]

Ok that officially the gayest vmt ever you guys are starting to suck

[irishb19]

I made you a muffin lol

[ctf117]

the chicken one sucked i couldnt even understand him

[LIQU1DOCELOT]

lol rainbows >D

[dreadful0chicken]

is it just me or is this series getting less and less funny the burn down your house thing was funny,shitting rainbows was pretty funny and the AIDS part was funny the rest is mediocre,retarted, or EPIC PHAIL

[HedgehogLink]

Really it's mostly up to the viewers who send in their VMs

[bmont11294]

(laugh) whats funnier then a chicken crossing the road? (laugh)...(serious voice) AIDS!

lol

[zma924]

they seriously need to stop putting in clips of little kids yelling retarded shit into the mic. More importantly, to any of you kids reading this, its not funny, shut the fuck up. I agree with the guy who said that the kid a 1:08 was gay and all of the other kids in this vid.

[daxterscool]

Ill burn down ur HOOUUSSE!! LMAO

[icosis89]

The sims?!

[l00twi]

LMAO

I MADE YOU A MUFFIN

[Furmom98]

does any one else think the kid at 1:08 is gay?

[eazybrowniemix]

my shit was way better,but you guys have to put up gay shit ):<

[TheOriginalSpakass]

ok that wasn't actualy that funny they're pretty much all just quaotes from othe machinimas, shows or movies compared to the other VMs that realy sucked

[kaalrabistappe]

machinima is like thye roflcopter soi soi soi soi