Billy Connolly - Erect for 30 years (09 of 11)

[Waltham1892]

In would sell my mother to the Arabs for a pint with Billy Connelly.

[ThePunkpunkkid]

children shagging will get you a bad name:P

[cheshta99]

I would follow him just to see what he's gonna do next.

[Shirvo12]

1 person dislikes this video? YOU FUCKING IDIOT HOW DID YOU GET TO 09 of 11 YA WANKER!

[motyomeid]

@Shirvo12 hahahhaha,yes what a diddy!

[HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE]

get stoned, open in the new tab this video, then open this again in the first tab at the same time, I'M FREAKIN OUT MANNN!!!

[Nihatcangorgun]

i literally stopped the video lots of times to not to miss what he says when i am laughing out loud. i love and share your thoughts about religion and politics. greetings from Turkey

[missuscam]

why is everyone goin into all these scientific explanations hes a comedian and the greatest in our life time so shut up and enjoy

[chrisabfall]

shut the fuck up. you'd be mixed up if you were up here you'd be fucked you couldn't do this. hilarious

[DreamsCatcher101]

I thought the same thing for years about atoms being like the solar system. Makes perfect sense to me too.

[casusbelli15]

I'll wager John Major had a wee wry smile at the time; seen as how he was pumping Edwina.

[DreamsCatcher101]

@casusbelli15 Would you smile if your were nailing Edwina Curry. Bet he never went down on here with the risk of salmonella. lol

[TheLexyboy]

The Scotia Bar is different now- full of teachers and social workers lol

[Muggleman12]

EPIC freakout at like 6:30 or somewhere around there!

[KittyRoseGunn]

Oh Lord it's entertainment people. He's a comedian remember? Oy.

[acrobaticaromatic]

I like how he has come upon the universal fractal theory all on his own, without having to spend millions of dollars studying at universities and shit, the way most people waste their time and money.

the truth is unavoidable no matter what kind of life you lead.

he's damn sprightly for a 50 something yr old as well.

[TheGzeus]

@acrobaticaromatic Well, he did use to do lots of drugs.

...and no one with any education takes that theory seriously.

[acrobaticaromatic]

@TheGzeus that's where you're dreadfully wrong. You can't deny it, and neither does any intelligently educated human . Your body has trillions of little microscopic bugs that you can't see, moving all over you, setting up tiny little bug colonies everywhere... just like us on the planet earth. that's an obvious fractal. the example billy gives is even more obvious, the atom and solar system are structured the same way.. so all the galaxies and stars are the small 'bugs' on, hmm i wonder what?

[TheGzeus]

I know the 'theory'.

What I said was that no one in academia takes it seriously.

It's cute, and has a certain elegance, but breaks down on the macro and micro scales.

[acrobaticaromatic]

@TheGzeus  what do you mean it breaks down on the macro and micro scales?

[TheGzeus]

On the micro scale things are too regular. Not nearly so random as a solar system/galaxy in an atom.

A quark doesn't have substance outside of an atom. It ceases to exist.

Nothing like that exists on the macro scale. If you take, say, a rock, or even an atom, something that makes up a sun or a planetary body, and you move it outside the solar system, it continues to exist.

[acrobaticaromatic]

hmm i think we're getting into quantum physicist stuff here... like how they say an electron isn't anywhere until we decide where to look and what to look for and then it shows up where we look, and how we expect it to appear.

so how do you know the rock or atom that you move outside the solar system continues to exist? maybe it just happens because you expect it to?

reality is thermosetting, not thermostatic... or whatever the saying is.

[TheGzeus]

@acrobaticaromatic No, we're getting into particle physics.

Also, that's not how the observation effect works. You can't observe anything without the process interfering with that which you're observing it. It's a really simple idea. Anything that could track an electron would move it. Done

Then you're trying to pull some Zen shit, which is silly because the point of Zen questions and ideas is that they're such bullshit that they make you see the other bullshit out there in the world.

[jdvr3891]

Atoms are not structured anything like our solar system. Our solar system is a series of celestial bodies revolving around a central point. An atom is a probabilitycloud of electrons around the nucleus. An atom is like the solar system just like an orange is like a football.

[acrobaticaromatic]

@ jdvr3891 what do you mean a probability cloud? can you please explain that to me?

[Andyalex47]

Have you heard his bit about a colonoscopy? That'll hurt your stomach.

[gbraae]

A row of teeth, an arsehole and two fins

LMFAO!!!

[JaymohrDude]

YOUD BE FUCKED! YOU COULDNT DO THIS!

[thetttttttttttt]

I love how he tells stories, gr8 to listen 2

[kaichi23]

Atoms in a massive beagel

[Davyjoneslocker7777]

Him say what him tink and don't care really bout da fame. Him a major example for success in show biz, great comedian. ONE LOVE

[Japanorama]

Don't talk like a bigot you silly oaf. Did you not go to school?

[deansdoodle]

Sounds like your mum when I'm done with her.

[Mvanderlande]

He says what some only think 'when nobody watches'. I love his honesty and the way he brings stuff down to earth (where else should it be anyway) and how he visualizes his way of seeing things. Embaressment is encouraged as something you should learn for society-sake or something. He just spills it like a child would do, in an honest, non restricted way. I envy that, would love to see honesty an openness in most people, therefor: I love "Big Yin's way".