Big Aggie from Torry Funny Scottish Answer Machine Messages

[feldmannpaul]

From arsehole to breakfast! And you see the wee poof you married, he's getting his throat cut! Can you imagine the husband coming home, 'Hi love, oh there was a message left for you, something about getting your throat cut....'

[t4705mb6]

Is she related to Large Marge?

[purplevolcano]

All that for £50! And then she apologises! Is this for real?

[Hampersack]

just found out big aggie used to be an inmate when my mum worked as a prison officer. too hilarious.

[oramrj]

say no to 0870 is great, i use it all the time, it saves me a fortune

[nataliemcphee100]

hahahahaa love this

[ZacharyRyanElliott]

holy shit! haha anyone else laugh their ass off then just stop after she said sorry wrong number? haha xD

[20mik07]

Lol

[paulaw15]

fuckin classic lmfao

[mofunkie]

i like how now any one can know phone her up and get shouted at!

I might... no, its too scary!

[PaulMichaelDavidBain]

what gold!!!

[GUSFERON]

I like Big Aggies "polite voice " after she realises she has dialed the wrong number

" I hope i haveni disturbed ye in any way " pml ... classic.

[GhostReconGuy]

LOL She got the wrong number altogether!

[skelpiterse]

Ive lived in Aberdeenshire for 15 years and the people from the shire and city wouldnt know a Glasgow accent if it bit them on the arse.They think everybody south of Stonehaven's a weegie. Im from Fife and only one person in the whole 15 years has recognized my accent and he was a Fifer .They all think im a weegie but its like me saying sombody from Aberdeen is from Banff .They are just so isolated up here

[TR1PACE5]

@skelpiterse what a load of shite you just spoke lol tryin to have a dig at aberdonians, people from fife who dont or have not worked in aberdeen, lived in aberdeen, worked on the rigs......and anybody south of dundee for thast matter all believe aberdonians are chookters, they all think banff, peterhead, aberdeen, elgin are all the same place when there are actually loads of local dialects....your havin a go at aberdeen but its the same everywhere so include that next time you take a cheap dig!

[garygrugen]

hahahahahaha that wife musta felt so bad efter that

[rachelxbabes]

haha so classic !

[joelgallagher12]

sure sounds like my moma

[Chemicalg1rl]

lol, aberdonian methinks! Brill!

[stooby267]

Im so happy i dont stay in torry when u hear beezers like that r living.

[stooby267]

ROFL tried to phone her, unfortunately her phone is no longer in use lol

[EiNSkraft]

i could use that underwear as a trampoline

[dragonkilla7]

wheres her fanny? do u have to roll her in flour and look 4 wet spot?

[yesitstruegetoverit]

WTF is she saying?

[Gumdrops55]

this is absolutely hilarious.

[abcboomboom]

lol i got a call lyk dis frm ma exs m8s mum

[alex54118]

she is a traveler use are all stupid x

it was left on my uncles answer machine x

[gilmar2500]

LOL sounds like a 4 foot tall scottish bookie  IM SCARED

[Gommerell]

I would of said North East , Aberdeen way

[nobcheesy]

has anyone tried the number?

[stivl]

yes i tried it haha but its been cut off, she probs got plagued with pranks calls rofl!

[youngturksrule]

aye a have but never answer me :L

[cuti3bbz]

she's a ledge'

[B1gBassa]

its an old woman..lol

[geordiebird85]

lmao...aww that endin was quality

[Zoroasterrrr]

she is her own pimp

[stivl]

she hates this billy guy lol

[MomentoVivere]

Rip ye tae arsehole fae breakfast...Fuckin' quality! XD

[chazmeister1]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[JamesDUFC]

and that WEE POOF!

LOL

[fenix182]

"PHOAN ME BAUCK!"

hahahaha!

I was wonderin "who the fuck is Doggy?" then I looked at the description.

"Put your hoose in a knot?" :S ? what the fuck does that even mean? :S

I'm Scottish born and bred and couldn't understand most of that :S

Thank fuck I'm a "durty fuckun weegie basturt, ken"

[raem94]

"Ken a'm from aberdeen so i shag sheep..."

Scottish stereotypes are odd...

[ClaYur]

She sounds more like from "uver thu bridge ken"

Either Fife or further up, Dundee to be honest.

I'm from Dundee..

DONT LIVE THERE ANYMORE!.

But uhm..yeah.

Funny stuff.

Khen ;]

[123456789helloman]

aberdeen idiot

[ClaYur]

You call me an idiot, but can you please tell me exactly where in aberdeen?

No, because you don't even know.

She's up north i agree, but you can't place where.

Even the dude who said they know who she was and was from Aberdeen, couldn't say wear. So hush up, quit bumpin yer gums.

[JanineRobin]

What the fuck are you saying "dude" for if you're from Scotland you fucking wanker.

[ClaYur]

Because dearest scum of this country, dude is a word.

That's why i'm saying dude.

So stfu you fucking nerf. YES NERF.

[123456789helloman]

Aberdeen isn't a big city

but yeah shes from tory in aberdeen

have I won yet?

Idiot

[camycazi]

Nah, she isn't from Dundee, I have siblings from there, I'd say somewhere north, doubt it's west though

[coatbridgemadman]

hahahahahahahahahahhaa maniac!!!!.....imagine that was yer mother in law ffs !!!

[1xgersx1]

she doesnt sound happy

[Quinnbhoy7]

haha awesome!!

[cloudberry121]

She sounds charming.

[CargoBow]

lolol

[NorthLimitation]

She's Aberdonian aye? She sounds a weebit Inverness/Caithness - was a weird accent.

That was hilarious though!

[TR1PACE5]

@NorthLimitation you obviously have nae clue what an inverness/caithness accent sounds like because that is nothing like it........thats a glaswegian woman who has probably lived at least years in the aberdeen area and has developed a mixed accent.......i know a couple of women who sound exactly like that!

[JakobsAccount]

Hang out till the end, it's worth it.

[23dellboy]

did big aggie ever get her £50,,

or did she get hold of june?

lol

[rgordon00]

God bless the north east

[LitaWWF]

lmfao is this real?

[wallacesgirl]

LOLOL LLF This is Gold!!!

[maryjane2x15]

haha "hope i huvnae disturbed ye" pmsl

[blackdiamond2300]

"ahm gonnae rip ye fae arsehole tae breakfast!" loooool

[rosiemckay]

roasted the cunt hahaha!

[redheiditpict]

made me laugh and cry so much.....haven't heard that kind of mad rant since my grannie died...this is the best utube EVER

[xbrandnewx]

fucking classic!

[Mp5xPAISLEYxMp5]

lolololololollolololololollolo­lololololol

Rid neck hahahaha

[thesloaneranger1]

pmsl.....loving the last message!!!

[fmulder67]

LOL, that's super funny!! hahahaha

[mzanoi]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha­hahahahhahaha!

[thebrandnewme82]

aberdeen cunts talk funny!!!!

[pnaycrackhed]

hahahahahaha funny vid

[littlecoolmiss]

hahahahahahhaa classic

[absynthepoe]

I said some righteous things about the Scottish, but my friends have told me that they've been their during the daytime and it was quite cracking. Here is some flatbread, can't offer you any salt though.

[chadstur1991]

That's Big Aggie fae Torry. She's a proper bam like!

I can see why you would be confused between Aberdeen and Dundee, but that's Aberdeen.

[cee214]

BELTER =))

[WEIR4EVER]

This must be the same women who screamed at me the very first time i landed in Scotland ; ) She seemed really pissed off i had the 'nerve' to be in front of her in the aisle to exit! Or something to that effect... didn't understand her then and don't now either!!! I steer clear of the belligerent kind of Scottish women now; sure wouldn't want to have to fight one of them, though i promised my kilted guy i'd fight over him if necessary! That was just sweet talk!!!!

[flabjabb]

hahahaha fukin classic. wrong person

[PunkR0ck18]

Dundee

[sadakohere]

Aberdeen, yes, but she reminds me of a woman I knew from Whitburn (near Bathgate/Armadale) in West Lothian. Great accent but what a silly cow over £50. Bet she's as rougher than the North Sea.

[SkullenCrew]

Glasgow? Don't be daft. She says "Big Aggie fae Torry." Torry's in Aberdeen. This woman is a nutter ahaha

[19dec1981]

fuckin brilliant!

"can ye spell spontanious?"

[XXACEOFSPADESXX]

wrong video lol :D

[19dec1981]

hahaha your right! :))

my mistake it was supposed to be on the scottish sexline prank call

cheers!

[XXACEOFSPADESXX]

Yeah, watched that one just before this :D funny as fuck :D

[thecap38]

hilirious

[mikeycno]

you's are aw daft thts aberdeen accent

[DaveyEss2k7]

sounds like a chookter

[iligaf]

sounds like glasgow...

[mafiabhoy1]

when wis eh last time you wur in glasgow ya dick .... thts clearly a chavvie!!

[barker888]

what??? english please

[WEIR4EVER]

Bingo!

[antz1916]

how can that sound like glasgow, have u ever been to glasgow, thats aberdeen you tit

[ElChristino101]

i dont think so i kinda sound like im from glasgow( im not) and this woman...no way.

[HardManAndres]

has anyone tryed to phone the number at the start yet?

[wullies11]

Certainly not an ayrshire accent.

[Megannmattere]

yep .. certainly not

[HarvestMoonMental]

XD The pics made it rly funny.

[murraydeschot]

That's a typical Aberdonian accent!

[amy6a715a]

lol

[shanismin]

thats getting struck that...... luv it!!!!

[rednewt]

think shes fae strichen or fraserburgh

[bnklgfw]

eh i dont think so my dad knows who it is and shes from Aberdeen not Fraserburgh or Srtichen

[Killieguy84]

Torry apparently....Whats the story behind the call?

[JohnKimble88]

The pictures made it funnier.

[STFUCam]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA LOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -head down- am sorry for the threatnin phone calls..

[rachelxbabes]

Haaa Fuckinn qualityy mann :D

[bignquick]

That's quality, i hope i haven't disturbed you in any way...........not at all after threatning to come up & burn their hoose down lol

[RICHTAYL]

Arsehole to breakfast? Arsehole to BREASTPLATE it sounds like!! Fucking funny either way!!

[murphynumber1]

lmfaoooo :D class

[yoohookiddy]

cheers for her number

[CountryQuestion]

HAHAHAHA

[DjSalkizar]

al rip ye fae arshole tae breakfast!!! Fuckin quality!!!!

[teigh86]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[walonsubi]

Poor June hehehehehehe

[lillyallenluver]

LOL

[TT67X]

Brilliant

Hope i have'nt disturbed you in any way??

[rosscfc1888]

ah wid love teh huv big aggy as ma gran lyks

[Perish2489]

For JI200 It is Aberdeen. I live here and Im positive that this person "Big Aggie" works in Makro as a cleaner. I work in Makro and this cleaner Agnes sounds the double of her lol

[Jl200]

She soonds lyk shes fae up here in aiberdeen

[ad4mskiii]

im not sure why, but i think that maybe, just maybe, this woman is mentally unstable!

[CJayMush2k8]

aww she apollogises........see she isnt a complete nutter

[smcguire83]

Fucking idiot teuchturs

[GustavGRS4]

Scottish people are great!

Learn To Be Scottish?

Look at my channel.

- Denmark.

[sarkymarkymark]

anyone tried the numnber yet?

[RamonAllnightlong]

Yes hahaha, anyone else?

[analoguetom]

awesome!

[analoguetom]

that was awesome!

[atw2k7]

omg it's a female version of the elephant man lmfao.

[Joshyboyttm]

Shes from Torry In Aberdeen :L Lol

Im from Aberdeen Too!!!!

[bellhyt1]

LUCKY YOU

[RcEdits]

yeah i thot i was aberdeen or near aberdeen, i like the accent but FIFERSSS FOR THE WINNN!!!

[djice4life]

rofl

[burntsoup]

HAHAHAHAHA! The end was classic!

[cokacolagirl1]

oh my goad

[Galvon94]

It's funny Because Big Aggie sounds like my granny, only with a Stirling/Alloa sort of twist.

[Mouse2113]

Classic, big Aggie fae Northfield in Aberdeen

[04bperyan]

hahahahaha

classic

[glennRIR]

LMFAO

[weebubs]

that was hell of a funny!!!!!