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  • I legally left the contracts, love you, BSB, btw the brainwashing isn't working, thank you Jesus! I am not doing the contracts, so stop it.-DW

  • God is a man, it reads in Exodus, Genesis, Lectivius, Numbers, Deutoronomy, Acts, Ezikeal, and Revalation. What Bible are you reading? You people have no idea what your talking about. If you did then by all means, explain the ghost Jesus pics here on youtube on my playlist, and what I experienced and The Backstreet Boys experienced while I was growing up. Your more than welcomed to.-DW

  • If Jesus is BS, why are there spirit pictures of him on youtube, yes, I got the video in my playlist so by all means explain it to me and The Backstreet Boys, because they still can't explain my experiences with him over the years at least some of them. Some of you are just sad, cynical, or not even taking the time to find out what The Bible says or the different denominations think. So stop it. God is a man, it's clear about it in the Bible. In Exodus, Lectiveuss, & Numbers.

  • Well GOD could be a girl

  • Why cant you think for youself? "The bible says..." I dont give a shit what a random book says, what do YOU think....??

  • Jesus is bullshit. Satan was our first savior: he saved us from mindless servitude to god.

  • sorry you think that, so I guess you are looking forward to suffering for eternity?

  • I won't suffer for eternity. You're a fucking idiot.

  • hooray for christianity! the greatest lie man has ever created!

  • besides, jesus looks like a white dude in most pictures, but anyone who knows anything knows that most middle east folks have dark skin. perhaps you should try opening your eyes...

  • God bless you!

    Hope that all those who don't know Jesus as their Savior will soon believe!!!

    Trust me, YOU need Him, more than anything!!!

  • Apparently, Christians can't spell or prove his existence...

  • Yes, we can. There is a lot of proofs about his life. Look at the chronicles of people whose didn't like him.

    Open your eyes!

  • those are stories in books, you think every book ever written is true?

  • there is no scientific proof of his existence. that is a fact. everything in the new testament is decade old accounts, absolutely none of it is eye witness. following this logic, the bible is about as factual as a children's book.

  • hey so what if some of us have spelling problems, don't diss bad spellers!

  • Jesus is making a list and he's checking it twice, ooh wait thats another make believe character I always get them mixed up.

  • it should be 'to some he is THEIR sweet candy'. Not "there", it just doesn't make sense. (0:17-0:25)

  • Praise the almighty Jebus! Help breed the species of Jesai! Multiple Jesai are living beneath the oceans! O' Jod, help us in this time of need!

    Save the endangered species of Jesai breeding in the underworld today! Visit my channel to find out more!

  • Look guys, if you don't believe in God don't bother in commenting- it's a good video!

  • u knw wen the bible states "he will return when he is needed the most" how come 2 worls wars starving in africs tsunami and 9/11 later... no jesus im just wondering can anyone answer this for me if u can plz leave a message on my profile page thanx alot.

  • There will be a time when everything gets many times worse than just world wars and tsunami's and starvation.. He'll be here, I'm very sure. He'll save us all.

    God bless you!

  • LOL

  • "their" sweet candy ... sorry

    epic win otherwise!

  • This is blasphemy. All ye repent to the true Lord and Savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Give your heart unto him, and you will be touched by his noodly appendage. . . so sayeth the Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  • God loves us all...

  • Thanks for making me puke all over my keyboard. You should become a priest. And then work every day. ALL DAY. It would really reduce my chances of meeting you on the street, and in turn preserve your chances of living.

    YouTube was not made for religious cult members like yourselves to trod upon with your self-righteousness and "Greater Good" Bullshit.

    If Jesus loves me so goddamn much, why will he send me to Hell the instant my thoughts drift elsewhere?

  • if you like jesus,

    then you'll LOVE pruane2forever

  • omg no god no jesus o.O and we are all going to hell

  • Wel, termnusdangerus,

    I am not from the VS like you, My language is dutch.

    I speak dutch swedisch german, and a bit english so my englisch is not perfect.

    I think thats not important in this case.

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  • Oooooh, gotcha. Sorry about that, I didn't realize that you were from somewhere else C: ....nice name by the way, what does it mean?

  • Oh, is does not matter.

    My name means: Florien- colorfull, and Bloem - Flower.

    Colorfull Flower.

    Its my real dutch name.

    But what do you think about the fact that Jesus loves you personly?

    Its my real name.

  • Cool, I can appreciate and respect the notion, but I'm still very conflicted about the christian faith

  • Jesu sChrist love you all, of you want it or not, He loves you.

    Its your own choice to choose for \Him, or for the other site, satan, the evil and darkness.

    Its your own choice, to live with \Hem in heaven, or to live in hel forever.

    Only Jesus can save you, He did everything for you.

    So please say YES to Him, ask Him to come into your hart, and your life wil chanced, Hate and darkness moved , and there wil be peace and happyness come into your hart.

    God bless you all.

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  • I highly suggest that XxXBlackmamba disables comments for this video. Almost all of them are either cruel or stupid.

    To those who disagree with this video: Don't waste your time commenting!!!

    To those who agree with this video:

    Don't Waste your time commenting!!!

    Seriously, nobody gives a flying f**k about your comment; It is either retarded and makes you look stupid for posting it, or is intelligent and will simply fall on deaf ears. Like this one...

  • with jesus help, we will fuck your god...you are only a body with a braine...wake up wake up wake up..and free your mind.!

  • ur only a body with a brain too..

  • It may be true that God created the world, but what has he done since

    then?

  • Amazing how Christianity is utterly unable to inspire even one listenable song, not to mention a whole discography of a band or an artist. Its all aesthetically inferior talantless crud. Perhaps if i pray more it will sound better hahaha

  • I see, so it's some kind of torture until you start worshipping Jesus? I'm glad I like metal then.

  • there are lots of christian metal bands worshipping him too! :)

  • that is a amazing song i ever heard

  • jesus doesnt have any love for me...HES A JEW!

  • -_-

  • Awesome!

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  • ok first of all if alll of you people are gonna say that somehow he GOD is "fake!" dont even put anything here because this person is trying to help everyone and also trying to touch your hearts!!!!

    Hey thnx for putting this video up im gonna e-mail it to my friends!!

    God Bless!!!!

  • LOL hahahaha

    very funny. I'm going to get debaptized now!

  • If god wants to save everyone from hell, and the way not to go to hell is belive in him, why won't he show himself to save lifes? lmfao

    there is no god

  • "now faith is the certainty of what we hope for and the conviction of what is not seen" hebrews11:1.

    even if he manifested himself to people who don't believe they probably would still deny him because we as human are attracted to what is bad. btw one day he will show himself. and he won't force you to believe, what God looks for is willing hearts to voluntarily give their hearts to him.

  • If I had been there when he was crucified I would've made it easier for him. I would've done a little striptease in front of him to take his mind off things & given him a BJ while he was nailed up there. Actually, when men die, their corpses maintain an erection (thus making necrophelia possible), so I would have continued even after he'd died.

  • you must lead a very interesting life xD

  • thermnutsdanglling666, it would be more interesting if I could tie you up, & maybe tie up some virgin Christian in the next room as well, & just go back & forth btwn rooms all day, tee hee, giggle, ...

  • (*sigh*) they make pills for people like you

    xD

  • throbbingdangler666, how big are the pills, & where do u put them?

  • okay, you win

    C:

  • Ooooh goodie! I love to win.... what's the prize, a popsicle? Darn, I can never spell your name right, tremblingdagger666

  • haha, it's okay neither can I

  • What is that idiotic quote supposed to be from? It certainly isn't scriptural. Are we supposed to take it as being GOD's words just because you put it in quotes?

  • "Dear Child, You are my offspring. Nothing will ever separate you from my love. I will always comfort you. Unless you don't believe me, in which case I will torture you for ever and ever in the torture chamber I made. You know I'll do it, too. I already tortured and mutilated and killed and abandoned my only REAL son. Trust me."
  • GOD tortures people..

    He is no god...

    He is a fake..

  • If HE's a fake, how can he torture people? BTW, it was men who killed Jesus, GOD simply knew they would do it. As their Creator, he knows their behavioral patterns.

  • I will always comfort you.

    Unless you don't believe me,

    in which case I will torture you for ever and ever

    HE WILL TORTURE YOU FOR EVER AND EVER !!!

    Even imgaingefree69 agrees with me !!

    HES EBIL !!@##$

  • fu jackass

  • "its not his [God's] fault that theres war on the world. "

    That's reassuring.

    The Bible says

    Set yourselves in array against Babylon round about, all you archers. Shoot at her! Spare not the arrows, for she has sinned against the Lord. Raise the battle cry against her round about! Slay and utterly destroy them, says the Lord, and do according to all that I have commanded you. Burn and destroy her utterly; let nothing be left of her.

  • Jason Chrisp or Jesus Hong anyone?

  • LOL

  • What is this? Some parody of the flying spaghetti monster? Good idea, but I doubt you will fool anyone who has a brain.

  • Being beaten & nailed to a cross builds character!

  • JESUS SUCKS

    SATAN RULES

    END OF STORY

  • well jesus died for all of us in the cross, so why not return the favor in adoring him, worshiping him is really that easy and he'll return the favor in giving us eternal life in heaven, so you satanist,

    TheSpoonRooster, i hope you change your mind before it's too late(satan hates because you have a choice)

  • Many soldiers die in war trying to protect people and we don't worship them. Why should one person's sacrifice matter more than all the others'?

  • Because he is mercyful. it's not his fault that there is war in the world. he is a gentelmen we decide for our selves, he could just control our every move, thoght but he doesnt. Jesus says leave your country, leave war.

  • Um... how does that in any way connect with my question? Unless you mean to say that soldiers are never merciful...

  • no thats not what i mean, i mean god is merciful he died to save you and me. and its not his fault that theres war on the world. soldiers didn't created us or did they. no we belong to god

  • Happy International Satan Appreciation Day, officially recognized by 37 countries, the UN, & the Vatican...January 6th!

  • what are you appreciating him for

  • For writing a woman's name in blood on my bedroom wall 6 nights ago...it was a sign from him that a new disciple was on the way, & I am to travel to where she is & indoctrinate her. She will show herself to me soon. The name was "Stephany". I am keeping an eye out for that username or a chance encounter on the street.

  • im protected by the blood of jesus you have the wrong woman

  • what is that liar planing to do with a daughter of god

  • 0.20 - it should be their not there.

    Never trust anyone who cannot spell.

    XD

    And I can't think of anything that any God can do for me that I am incapable of doing for myself.

  • relegion is a waste of time. i'd sucker punch god in a heart beat.

  • Religion is a bigger threat to the safety of the human race than Bushes economic policies and preemptive war strategy.

  • The white image of Jesus is the biggest Antichrist that deceived the whole world. Whoever has that image is CURSED.

    According to the bible, Jesus Christ was a Black man with woolly hair. Anything different is the Antichrist

    Spread this word of God to everyone you know and save them.

  • fuck nigger jesus, white jesus ftw

  • pfff

  • i love jesus forever as my savior.hey,i want to a jesusfreak.

  • Will you suck his dick?

  • I am a 27 year old woman who has sex for Jesus. I have converted many men...

  • wtf

  • argh not u again

  • We have booked you in for a near by mental facility. Have a nice day. ...crazy freek...

  • theological and spiritual differences aside, that was a really badly produced video.

    FAIL

  • Agreed. thumbed up.

  • The Christians are guilty of Holocaust and World War II. Because when Jesus came back to earth, they didn't recognize him as the son of the Lord. So he got angry and started war and genocide. You all know I am talking about Adolf Hitler. Yes, Jesus came back to earth as Hitler. I believe it and you can't disprove it.

  • I believe in the same thing. Let's buld a church for Jesus/Hitler.

  • If jesus was adolf hitler, why would he have killed himself? would he have no got executed for our sins again? what a loads of shit you chat ...

  • i thought this was going to be a good video, with an ending like 'but god isn't real.' then i couldnt help but notice how awful this song is, and i realized it was going to be another brain washing video.

    remember - god will always love us, and he doesnt want us to go to hell, but he sends some of us there anyway.

  • thats what i was tring to tell you... it makes me sick too, when people say repent or go to hell... no, thats a bad idea... just, try to understand what im sying

  • omg no please, to much.. of it.. i have to vomit!

  • So let me get this straight.

    God is all powerful, but in order to forgive us he had to have a human sacrifice in the form of his own son.

    Gods son, jesus, is really god.

    So god had to have himself sacrificed in order to keep from burning every human in hell?

    He is all powerfull but he had to do all this instead of just accepting his own creations?

    This is supposed to make sense how exactly?

    My bet is that who ever dreamed this crap up did not think it through beforehand.

  • God loves you even though you do not love Him. as Jesus, His son was dying for your sin He forgave you even for the words you have typed against Him. He loves you and you can't earn it or change that fact.

  • i dont think its a good idea to tell someone that.. even if it is in a kind way. they dont believe, and you telling them they are wrong will just turn them off more... you have to relize, you Tlling them that God loves them even thoe they are wrong... that means nothing to them. you have to understand, they do not belive inn God. not one fiber of Him. you need to first understand their reasoning, and then adress it in a way they can understand, and relate to. not trying to make you feel bad.

  • i am not perfect, i am only supposed to love people even when they have hurt me. forgiving someone when they do you wrong is the greatest expression of love and it is the goodness of God that leads people to repentence. when i came to accept Jesus it was because i realized He loves me and cares for me, not because i would die and go to hell without Him. enough people preach that, i dont need to be one more.

  • dude this is serious here. we will die in our sins if we aren't careful. The wages of sin is death. The only way of rescue is Jesus! A sinful man dies for his own sin. But He did not sin. He was holy, righteous pure, set apart from sinners. When He died he bore our sins on his body on the tree; by His wounds we are healed. Then because sin had no hold on him (sin=death), he rose again from the dead. So in His life, we have life. Thats why he is the way, truth and life. Because He is all of that.

  • Do christians jerk off to these videos?

  • Thats very rude. I hope that Christians dont turn around and say rude things like that to you. Let people have their religion and keep rude thoughts to yourself. eesh

  • Well, but I have a problem with people that say that i will burn in hell. That I am not an animal and think logically and rationally results in going to hell.

    I believe if there is a god and he wants us all to believe in him, he should send us a sign ... maybe millions of people should not hunger any more and not starving to death ... hmmm ... or maybe all the churches should burn down and all the religious fundamentalists with them ... that should be a good start i think ...

  • Nothing is perfect. Really, what would anyone be looking forward to if heaven is so peaceful, but then again, somehow Earth managed to be at total peace with itself? I personally dont think that there is anything wrong with life not being perfect and this world not being the best place. chaos can sometimes bring better things after a while. =P

    God Bless You, whether you like it or not. =)

  • That's easy to say if you have a full stomach. You can talk about it with people that there kids are starving to death or there homes are being burned down because their country has oil and not atomic weapons. Something is going terribly wrong with our planet. Millions of people die because of the ignorance and selfishness of the western countries. Do you think seriously that anyone in our rich countries will go to "heaven" if the reason why we have something to eat is that the others don't?

  • okay, you are now putting words into my mouth. if there WAS NOT ANY CHAOS, what would we be looking forward to when we found peace with ourselves and our lives. i want to help anyone i can, seriously. i always have, i just believe that without chaos, what would the world be like, besides seriously WEIRD??!

    to me, chaos makes the world go round, not money or love. o_O

  • But "nothing is perfect" sounds to me like "almost perfect" or "not so bad". And "almost perfect" is not the first words that come into my mind when I think about the situation that we have on this planet.

    To say the reason that the earth is so cruel and cold for really a lot of people living here because God is testing us, is really not the right way to think about this situation.

  • Oh, so in order to get into heaven, we should raise as much hell as possible. Okay, I can do that. I just need a gun, a binding contract from the IMF and a deep desire for oil. Once I have those, I could run for fucking President. And then the whole world will be in chaos, and EVERYONE will get into heaven? ISN'T THAT FUCKING AWESOME?

  • this is a good video but make sure you proofread through it next time

  • i love jesus in a sexual way

  • lol hella funny kid.

  • out of all the names you put down, you missed two of the biggist ones

  • if you want to know moe about it and have more explanations you just have to read Bible, belive, and obey it!!! This is the Book that will keep you away from sin, or sin will keep you away from This Book!!! God bless!!

  • IS THIS SOME KINDA JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no... not at all!!!!

  • wow i feel for u the path toward ahead for u is a long one good luck there is not much to be said

  • thank u.. just know u can join that path any time... Jesus will help me go through it nad he will help u if u agre to go...:)

  • i just hope you do choose the right path, ill pray for you.

  • Organized religion is the bane of human existence. Millions of people have killed and been killed in the name of whatever god they've been fighting for. It's all about control and money now.

    Think about it: when do most people start searching out some sort of deity? In their time of need, when they're vulnerable. Vulnerable people are generally gullible and easy to exploit.

    Religion is just another big business with the goal of making money and controlling the public.

  • Pleaze explain how this is possible.

  • First, would be you be so kind as to explain these "mutations?" Are we all mutants? If so, sweet. I've always wanted to shoot fire out of my eyes.

    Secondly, I wasn't putting Christians down. It's your belief system, go ahead and believe it. I was merely stating the fact that when people, God-believing or not, have reached the end of their respective ropes, usually start seeking out a higher power or explanation to how things work. My intent was not slander or speaking down to Christians.

  • I wasn't posting to you but. Evolution states that we evouled with mutation form a bug to a fish to a a I don't even know then a monkey then a Human Being. And I find this very hard to believe. Beacase with in the 2008 years in record I doubt humans have seen any mutations.

  • Alot of people in our world right now need the amazing power of Jesus Christ in there lives.

  • William Wallace and John of Arc died for there countries but we dont give them as much respect.

  • Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

  • jesus is gay and he is not real the onley evedence of him was a book wrote hunfreds of years ago and it has probaly changed a lot like the game chinese wispers for example

    hey have you saw that gut jesus he is a doctor

    hay have you saw that guy jesus he can cure desesis

    hey have you hered about jesus he can make blind people see

    hey have you hered about jesus he can do miricals

    hey have you hered about jesus he is the son of god

    get is jesus is not real

  • You may not believe yet, doubter doubt you will but soon you will get your commpunce. Jesus is real. And he loves even after you trash him like that. I want to be JUST LIKE JESUS! So I will not cuss or swear but ask of you. Respect you need respect I am 13 years old. But I know Jesus is there you can't see him but I know he is there. He answers my prayers. Rember, JESUS LOVES YOU! =]

  • ok so jesus loves me.

    he loves me so much he will make me burn in hell 4 eternity if i dont beleve in him.

    wow he loves me loads dont he

    get a grip he aint real

  • No, not necessarily if you believe in the other "So called "God's" and if you don't believe in him leave. It is very wrong of you to put us Christians down. please be a little nicer. =]

  • i am an athiest and i dont meeen to be rude but i am pissed of with people shuving my religion down my throte

  • sorry ment to say there religion

  • Ok that really is to bad. =[ I fell bad for you that you don't have Jesus. How do you think "US" the humans got here? Like magic? But that is your opinion. And you are entitled to it. But don't trash Jesus. He loves you even though you don't believe. Someway you will see he is real.

  • no i wont see he is real coz he aint i think we got here be evolution which has been pretty much compleatly proven but then you get people like you who think of other explanations because it goes against your god.

  • WRONG! Those were Mutations I know he is real. But you be live different. So have with Satan. =]

  • i'm sorry to hear that people always dis ur believe. this world has al types of believe if u want to believe what u believe that up to u, so don't angry at people i would be too but don't its not worth it trust me

  • Look, if someone believes in god its ok, but if i see videos on youtube where some believers say atheist are poor and so on i just think holy crap these believer must be totaly brainwashed... and jesus doesnt want to have sex with you btw he loves you like you love your dog xD

  • people that like this stuff belong in the middle ages.

  • Great video. At times it is easy to forget that God will always love us, it is also very easy to stray from the path that God intended for us, but when our alternate ways land us in trouble, The Lord will always take us back.

  • what the heck? PRETTY sure jesus never said that. Easter was the day he rose from the dead to see everyone.

  • the only thing that the dead can raise is a stink

  • I get a bit confused. Was Jesus the guy whose final words were: "What a fu**ing way to spend Easter, hanging around here!"?

  • i totally disagree with ppl that say gay is a sin. God knew that there would be gays if he created man and woman. And every sin is equal in Gods eyes anyways.. like if i envy someones eyes and dont like my own, its the same as being gay in gods eyes.

  • Hinduism is around 1000-1500 years before Christ. The 3 headed God of the Hindus one God is named Krishna who was born of a virgin and came down to earth in the flesh of GOD to save mankind from sin, sounds very similar to the Trinity dont it? and the Hindus was amongst paul when he started Pauline Christianity now is it possible he took hindus Ideas and created Christianity? so Christian I ask you to investigate your religion !!

  • I didn't say claims automatically translate to truth because they don't. I said Jesus claimed He was the Son of God because it WAS true. There will be a lot of claims in life and I don't believe a lot of them, yet some I do.

  • Jesus is the true and only GOD and he is the father that loves his children who believe in him and worship him every day of their life. And for all of you that don't believe in Jesus i suggest you should read the bible and give Jesus a chance and i guarantee you will never regret it.

  • He Claimed It Because It Was True!

  • ummm. No. Jesus never had a girlfriend. And we remember that image of him because he loved us to save us from our sins and thats what he did to save us so i guess its a reminder and its kinda like hes holding his arms out for a hug or like hes saying i love you "this" much.

  • jesus sinned too, dating a whore (aleged) meant pre-maritial sex whic as you know is a sin.

    also why do you keep jesus nailed to a cross as the image that you remember him as? he was appaerntly a good man making bad choises in his forced religion's eyes

  • who ever said he was red?

    whatever.

    ill pray for you just for that : )

  • I can't beleive christians have tricked one thord of this entire country into thinking there is a fucking red mdget who is going to torture your soul after you die and there is some white guy who will give you anything you want

    you are so stupid

    religion is stupid

  • lil' red mdget?lol,I think not,that aint the satan that pics fights w/me.Some white guy who will give u anything u want?That aint the God I know and love.Try powerful,awesome,scary,loveing God that can scwach you like a bug if he wanted to.But he doesn't want to.He created YOU and he loves YOU,but there will come a time when he has had enough of your bull crap,so I sugest u start lookin' for the REAL God.Cause,like it or not u will come face to face with Him 1 dayand itwould bein u'rbest intrest

  • I cant put myself to understand why someone wouldnt believe in God. Noone knows for a fact that he realy does exist. You can feel his presence in your♥though.Why not believe? What do you have to loose?and what if your wrong?what if your in heaven BEGGING for forgivness but he denys you like you denied him? Why even take the chance of Satan getting to grasp you in his hands? Why not be on the safe side in case your wrong? REALLY NOW.What do you have to loose? Hes calling out your name.JUST LISTEN

  • I tell you, you can pray for anything, and if you believe that youv'e recieved it, it will be yours. If you deny Christ in front of your friends, Christ will deny you in front of his father.

  • I love that verse

  • Faith is the confidence that we hope for will actually happen; it gives us assurance about things we cannot see. BY FAITH we understand that the entire universe was formed at God's command, that what we now see didn'y come from anything that can be seen. Have faith in God. I tell you the truth, you can say to this moutain, "May you be lifted up and thrown into the sea" and it will happen. But you must really believe it will happen and have no doubt in your ♥.

  • And Im not the perfect Christian, i have my doubts. But when I was gettin ready for a soccer game a few days ago i was lookin in the mirror at my hands and thinking " Girl your crazy to doubt!" I mean really think about how God HAND SCULPTED each of our bodys to be unique. I would love to see someone prove to me that a big explosion with dust did that. I dont see how its possible not to beleive in God. I hope this opened a few peoples eyes.

  • Okay "FuckAllReligions2" I wish you would watch the passion and see the suffering Jesus went through. Watch the flesh come off of his body, watch his hands be nailed to the cross and tell me you have no emotion towards Jesus. Im pretty sure a man wouldnt do that for just anyone, i would like to see one of us go through all the things he went through, all the things said to him, and STILL act like he did. Its not normal.

  • thank you

  • jesus loves you....STILL

  • Brillianttt!

  • Love thissss

  • you should stop posting things like this no wonder everyone think christians are obsessed with ourselves and think we think we are the best religion