Rankin by Jarvis Cocker

[Luisabarros7]

LMAO!!!!



[ri394]

lol he's got some cavities

[cheesecrazy42]

'PUSH IT!'

[LeighinTexas]

HILARIOUS!!!

[SnoopysAlliance]

And this is the guy who interrupted Michael Jackson's performance, because he thought it was messianic?

This guy is more full of himself than the way he and his fans thought of Michael and his fans

[benway15]

@SnoopysAlliance How?

[dwergster990]

@SnoopysAlliance Yeah, but Cocker has a sense of humour and doesn't touch small children.

[SnoopysAlliance]

@dwergster990 what were you touched? Or was that your step daddy.

[thebestpathetic]

@SnoopysAlliance Jackson was shit

[SnoopysAlliance]

@thebestpathetic So are you and this cock pot.

[rorrt]

@SnoopysAlliance

WHAT THE (EXCUSE MY FRENCH) FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT!!!

Yes he walked on stage, but firstly, it was a bet with the Pulp keyboardist.

Secondly, because what MJ was doing on stage was just cringeworthy.

Please watch the performance, it involved him walking around the stage touching what appear to be African people, mainly children if i remember correctly. And they spring into life, symbolising him giving life to the lifeless, or some bollocks like that.

Plus it was edited out

[dyhard678]

@rorrt

And excuse my mothafuckin french. go fuck yourself and clean your mouth from that rim job you gave your boyfriend. nasty bastad. i saw the footage. KI could careless about what he did. What i care about is mothafuckas interrupting a performance whether it was hubris or not.

[rorrt]

@dyhard678

Well, firstly i can't fuck myself, if i could, i probably would never leave my house.

Secondly...just no...

You saw the footage, the famous Brits performance of MJ playing Earth Song. So you will know like the rest of us how they filmed the show on the friday and showed it the following day, edited...

And i have no idea what your talking about with "KI", or "hubris"...

I can only assume you were drunk when you made this comment, that you meant something more sensible.

[dyhard678]

@rorrt EAT ROTTENED DICK YOU POMPOUS SON OF A BITCH

[rorrt]

@dyhard678

Yep...*slow clapping*...just brilliant. Heres me expecting a response comment to rival Oscar Wilde but i think we can all agree that you have blown him out of the water!

[dyhard678]

@rorrt thanks crack baby

[foolishlyable]

0: 43 XD

[hmmyer]

PUSH IT !!!!!!

[bonniebardowski]

fantastic Jarvis

[edwardolive]

talent

LOL

Edward Olive photographer from madrid



[ANONONTHEJEWTUBE]

I love him.

[VandaTheVampire]

you gotta adore Jarvis :) amazing man

[ceeam]

While watching this video I realised something: en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Sanpaku (2nd paragraph), lol.

[TofuBrown]

Gosh... <3

[myloverisbillmurray]

Sorry but if you havnt heard of JC....its your loss

[beatrizlr81]

he's so funny !

[randeeorg]

sad bastrd dnt even no hu dis nobody is lool

[brilliantfranz]

LOL The fadeawat stare !

I nearly pissed myself laughinfg !

[markadelica]

I LOVE YOUTUBE COMMENTS... they mean nothing

[LEAHCIM829]

Why are you worried about what I have to say? Like I said he think he's John Lennon, and he's not.

[myloverisbillmurray]

frankly who'd want to be john lennon,when they get to spend their life being Jarvis Cocker? Thats right...we are that fanatical...back down baby cos ur messing with the wrong fan base. peace x

[LEAHCIM829]

He think he's John LENNON, BUT HE'S NOT, SORRY COCK-ER!!!

[nicck]

Er, has he said that? Um..no. He's Jarvis Cocker ffs

[LEAHCIM829]

Actions speak louder than words, so...er, yeah he thinks he's John Lennon!!!

[nicck]

Er, yeah, you think you're right but you're just an asshole.

[DamienFerland]

@LEAHCIM829 That doesn't make any sense u phat bich

[LEAHCIM829]

@DamienFerland It does makes sense and I'm not fat, not at all:)

[rosetintworld]

Who is he?

sorry for being ignorant

[NartaliAirYo]

He's  Jarvis Cocker, an English musician and singer, he was a member of Pulp

[monicak11]

words cannot describe how great this is!!

[pogleswood2]

spacker

[pogleswood2]

YOU FUCKING SHIT.

[Rutle]

His faraway stare is better then blue steel.

[gentrelane]

Jarvis can turn left.

[MrsJackass]

Jarvis is the definition of cool.

[ShaunNowShhh]

I love this...

What is the background tune being used in this video?? It's great. If and one could help that would be great, Thanks

[Graffasus]

i think he should "wheel out one of the old favourites" during his live performances >: |

[majky37]

Galactic Idiot !!!! Fuck you!!! Fuck Pulp !!! Fuck Jarvis Cocker !!! Freaky boy !!! I kick your ass !!! suck my dick you fuckin rodant !!!!!!

[lingowabril]

I love you so much jarvis genious,

please come to Monterrey Mexico again to sing all your songs, and pulp too!!!

[cactaceous]

This man is a fucking hilarious freak. I saw him in August and he came on stage eating an apple and continued with pulling out grapes from his pockets in between songs. Epic.

[doitinasubmarine]

Epic is not a synonym for good. Just letting you know.

[cactaceous]

I am aware of that. According to the Princeton Review, the word epic means, and I quote: "Very imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary (especially in size or scale)" Did you read my comment and in the context I used the word? I do believe the word was used justly. Anything else you may want to enlighten me with, Professor doitinasubmarine?

[doitinasubmarine]

Yeah I noticed the context. Seems to reflect the way hipsters adopt a word in its incorrect meaning, use it to death then ditch it after its worn out its welcome. This usually takes about four months I believe.

I'm not a Professor, & that one's for free.

[cactaceous]

Hipsters? Who's discussing Hipsters here? Oh, you are one of those Hipster hating, "I'm so unique" types of people. Sorry. Do you know me? How can you deduce, from commenting on youtube and using the word "Epic" correctly that I'm of all people a "Hipster"? So quick to assume or judge. Clearly a sign of intellectual and emotional immaturity so I won't have a further online discussion. It's boring. I don't know what you think you gave me for free, but I didn't receive it. just so you are aware.

[doitinasubmarine]

No, I'm one of those "hates people who think they are unique but use a word that has recently become popular to describe everything that they consider 'good' or 'entertaining'"

I'm sure you've never heard ANYONE else use the word 'Epic' in its incorrect context, you just came out with it yourself, am I right?

[Oberschaetzchen]

But this is how language changes, by many people using a word in a new context. Language is not static, you know? As soon as you get the message, it is impossible for it to have been incorrect. That's simple pragmatics. Why not study lingustics before thinking you're an expert? Anonymously bashing complete foreigners who have not done you any wrong fits my definition of trolling, by the way, no matter how elaborate your use of language...

[arapsasuga]

PUSH IT!!!!!!!!!!

[Chennie88]

this is hilarious, i can't stop watching this!

[ShoottheCompany]

This is genius- Do check out rankin's work with the entrepreneurs of BT's Essence of the Entrepreneur if you get a mo- interesting stuff. Cheers

[M4A0S7H7]

"Of course, you could just revamp one of the old favourites!"

HAHA

[xsvsx]

Hahaha class: "So give it the tortoise neck."

[symphonie07]

haha! that was priceless!... Jarvis Zoolander!

[specialbk]

Master Jarvis, I love you!!!!!!!!

RankinLive thanks for the video!

[uhave2look]

haha i like the sounds he makes^^