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  • Doesn't matter, had sex!

  • Still counts!

  • Shepard: WTF I can service buring on rentry and I die because some bitch gives me a good time

  • SPACE RAPE

  • I'm showing this in my Sex ed class.

  • space aids!

  • why does morinth look like samara??? O.O

  • @Zombieman5225 because morinth is samara's daughter

  • @attacko4opportunity I mean why does Morinth look IDENTICAL to Samara? And wearing the same clothes?

  • @Zombieman5225 she's in disguise as samara, easier to explain than killing a justicar

  • Sex with Morinth = FISSION MAILED

  • "Critical mission failure" no shit

  • "THAT was sex?! what a rip off!" lol stewie griffin qoute

  • YOUR CHARACTER LOOKS LIKE A 60 YEAR OLD BETTY WHITE

  • HAHA That's why you don't kill Samara! Samara is so much nicer, more powerful, and wiser.

    ...Samara wouldn't kill you! HAHA I laughed so hard when I saw that you died!

  • "NO I'D RATHER LIVE" LMAO!!

  • That should be a tagline of a strip club: Pussy so good it kills you.

  • @TheUltimateBeing01 ha! good one!

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  • I think there doing it wrong.......

  • Lol why would you even have Morinth :P

  • you shoudlve chosen no I'd rather leave lol

  • Anyone ever rejected her lmao

  • That must of been one hell of an orgasm

  • What brand of potato was this filmed with?

  • and when he dies and goes to heaven alenko(or ashley) asks:are you fuckinf stupid? and he simplily replies:doesn't matter had sex

  • So after Shepard's put back together for the second time, she wakes up going OH, YEAH!

  • 1:24 i peed in my pants. a little.

  • What the FU! BOOM

  • lol...............

  • *wakes up from dream* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

  • i dont really kown what just happen

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  • IM ON A MARATHON OF ALL MASS EFFECT SEX SCENES! PERVERTS UNITE!!!

  • @MrItalianmustard yeah and i dont want to be one of them

  • haha serves sheperd right

  • kinda think it should have said "critical mission success"

  • Damn!!!!!!! Morinth got that GOOD GOOD Brain. Her Shit Killa lol

  • FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLED YOU!

  • how is it critical mission failure? you can only do it after wiping out the collectors on their station, it's nto like there's more to do at this point.

  • LESBIANS!!!!!! :P

  • ahaha is there no way to sleep with her without dying thats hilarious :P

  • CMF...LOLOLOL...facepalm sigh was it worth it :) hell yes

  • lmao, so that's what happens... 

  • Best death ever blah.....

    •CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE•

  • The voice actor of the female shepard has so much more emotion than the male

  • so mornith dresses up exactly like her samara?

  • I'm so glad i play halo instead of this!

  • @LIGHTNICK625 trust me when I say your missing out :)

  • @Fancymanofthedeep G.A.L. ;)

  • @bladeofseven You are credit to team

  • lol @Lrdvltr 's comment. Haha, he wrote "Illusion Man", lmao. I'm trying to imagine TIM being some cheesy super hero.

  • What? her... intercourse kills you? blinkin heck, she should be called Black Widow not Samara, that's mad.

    Cool video, if I ever play through it again and get near this I'll know not to =P

  • @Johny40Se7en Have you even played the game? It's Morinth, not Samara. And if you knew who Morinth is, you wouldn't ask this question. :)

  • @PRHMro It looks exactly like Samara to me and in my game Samara killed Morinth after I talked to a girl's mother who Morinth had killed her daughter, is she on the Normandy in this video? why?

  • @Johny40Se7en u can betray samara and help morinth instead so she becomes a crew member

  • @Johny40Se7en You can choose to kill Samara instead of Morinth on Samara's loyalty mission, and then Morinth disguises herself as Samara and replaces her on the Normandy.

  • The only being in the universe capable of having sex with Morinth is Garrus, because he would be able do it from a safe distance..

  • i am dead.

    not big surprise.

  • death by snoo snoo

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  • doesnt matter had sex

  • @tommydoc98 why are you looking at these sorts of vids, USE REDTUBE.

  • @minatoman10 Redtube sucks. xvideos is much better.

  • @kusindan Or TNAflix.

  • In my opinion Morinth is worse than any other villain in the whole galaxy. Worse than Reapers or the Heretic Geth or Collectors. They could make another ME game after ME3 where tens of thousands of Artat Yakshi come from beyond OMEGA X relay to kill all sapient species through sex! Lol. That would be something! ha ha! I think the only person who could stand a sexual encounter with her is Saren Arterius! Remember he had those dark implants from Sovereign! ;)

  • "Shepard! You're making a habit of costing me a lot of credits and valuable time!! I brought you back so I could use you to get my hands on the Collector base you fool! And you? You turn your back on me hoping for another Lazerous project? Did you know how much we spent the last time? And ME3 comes out under 2 months not 2 years you dumbass!!" -The Illusive Man

  • Didn't pick her during my first play-through. Upon seeing this,I probably won't pick her in successive play-troughs either since it ends the game.

  • she came

    ????

    find out next episode?

  • I think you got raped...

  • llllllloooooooooolllllll!!!!!!­!!wow

  • your Shep' is Chakwas's lost f'cking daughter :3

  • Critical mission failure

  • It`s like futurerama without the crushed pelvis

  • Wonder how she's going to explain this one to the crew. Illusion man, we need another revive STAT.

  • @Lrdvltr Illusion Man?

  • I am so gonna kill that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Death by snuz snuz

  • Everyone of us done this and we all were pissed on the results.

  • @BossPanzer

    I didn't do this, even on my Renegade playthroughs where I spared Morinth, mostly because the game saw fit to inform me about four or five times, "Ardat-Yakshis kill by sex! Nef died by having sex! Everyone Morinth has sex with dies, Samara's hunting Morinth down because she's a predator and she kills by sex! etc."

    Seriously, who would do this of their own free will, when you're warned in advance what will happen to you if you do this?

  • @MartialArtsMaster Well, I could probably predict that I'm going to die. I saved beforehand and selected the options for the hell of it, though. Oh man, couldn't see that coming.

  • out with a bang :P

  • You orgasm to death

  • i just had sex and it felt so... SHIT!!!!!!!!!

  • lolool

  • This game was obviously made with the idea that male Shepard would be the character

  • Well, at least you don't have crabs...

  • death by the most intense orgasm in the universe....thats I wanna die

  • rofl she killed shep hahaha

  • Died from sex.

    Shepherd: I aint even mad.

  • @Dominik520520 That would be on his tomb marker or whatever they would use in that time period.

  • "embrace eternity"

    shepardsface @1:27 = and i JIZZ IN MY PANTS 

  • Hey look! Its marriage!

  • See?That's what roofies are for!

    Roofied girls can't overload your shit!

  • TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • How can I get her to like me?

  • lol I only ever had the guts to kill samara once and I felt terrible

  • LOL MISSION FAILURE!

  • Somewhere in the galaxy is a tombstone that says: Here lies Shepard "It was worth it!"

  • I actually fell for the this when playing the game the first time...

  • Shepard:My brain is melted...but...it was TOTALLY WORTH IT

  • critical vagina failure

  • I CAME TO SEE THA F... VID, AND LOL A LOT WITH THE COMMENTS

  • Well that went down like a brick!

  • Thats one hell of an orgasm!

  • If Morinth has then all the experience of Sheperd she can save the world as well

  • DAMN TO MUCH CREAM PIE FOR ME

  • lol. Morinth... Where the stupid Sheps go to die

  • that bitch, thats why i couldnt bang her.

  • Thats one hell of STD!

  • @gronndarActually they're called STI's now, I stands for infection, since you can't get rid of it.

  • so this is how Lesbians have sex :P

  • lololol. How would she explain this to the rest of the crew?

  • You need to have almost FULL Renegade or Paragon to choose her during Samara's mission. An easy way to do this is reseting all of your skills in your ship. It takes 5000 element zero I think.

  • I have a question, how do you even get to choose between samara or morinth because EVERYTIME I play it it doesn't give me the option.

  • @mattreed456 Do Samara's loyalty mission,there you'll get to choose to either help Samara oder kill her to get Morinth in your team.

  • @GestreiftKirby I already know that what I was saying was is that everytime I do that mission is doesn't give me the option to choose between them no matter how much I prepair.

  • @mattreed456 You got Morinth to invite you to her room,right? Because from there,it's pretty much impossible to miss the opportunity to choose between the two asari. ôo

  • @GestreiftKirby of course I did but when her eyes turn full I'm unable to choose the paragon or the renegade options and when samara and morinth fight he automatically stops morinth.

  • Critical Mission Failure!!!

  • Shepperd is a cross dresser?

  • hey my friend wants to know if you can realy get this in de game or if it is fan-made

  • Died of a omega-uber orgasm?

  • embracing eternity. brb.

  • LOL

  • Guess that pussy was to much for her

  • Ha hahahahaaaa

  • SEX FAIL: CRITICAL LIFE FAILURE

  • So,i guess having sex with  asari

    *sunglasses on*

    makes you jizz to death

    YEAAAAAAAAHHHH....oh,wait~

  • Does she kill your on purpose as a trick or does she really think Shepard can survive??

  • @wwebrocklesnar on purpose like her mother said she's addicted to it, she cant stop herself anymore nor dose she want to.

  • @wwebrocklesnar

    I was about to ask that actually.... I cant tell with her lol

    I really think she was trying to trick you

  • Am dead, doesn't matter, had sex

  • -Looks at vid-

    DAMNIT,LESBIANS

  • Space aids what a btch :P

  • doesnt matter had sex

  • SEX FAIL - CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE.

  • LMFAO. I didn't even know this was possible. Jesus Christ, my ribs are cracking from laughter.

  • every fuc-king time I go to youtube I finish on ME/DA sex scenes or weird part of youtube! fuck this!

  • lol some sex

  • nvm i did find her... she was 1 of my other strongist chairs i found.... i wish u could have every girl on that ship and watch a cat fight start.. sadly i was forced to start form a save file to get all of them.. sad ant it that bio dont allow u to have more then 1. its BS...

  • how do u get this option, it never gave it to me to even have more then what i allready found..... i had the army guy from gamestops preorder. i loved that chair. 1 of my strongest i had.....

  • Shepard: Too dumb to live.

  • Mass Erect 2

  • "CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE" ....da fuck....

  • The face Shepard makes when dying should be a meme...

    HERP DERP DERP DERP!!!

  • @SteelFyire

    "What?"... "what?".... "what?"

  • uhhh why she died? and why samara killed shepard?

    oh and samaras age is 3 with many zeros

  • uhhh why she died? and why samara killed shepard?

  • @sibillaanete Samara didn't That's Morinth.

  • What Shepherd? You had sex with morinth? CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE!

  • mind fuck

  • Is it weird that i masturbated to this?

  • @naynay251

    "Is is weird that i masturbated to this?"

    very

  • Shep should have been able to withstand it, at least long enough for them to get their clothes off. Gosh.

  • Why didn't I get to choose Morinth? Too much Paragon?

  • @MattVSInternet Not enough Paragon...you have to have enough Paragon or enough Renegade. My Paragon was about 95% at the time i did Samara's loyalty mission and i had the option of choosing

  • 1:25 LMFAO!

  • you always die.

  • DEATH BY SNU SNU!

  • best comment. ever.

  • @jv2jfo at first, i thought you were just refering to alien sex from futrama, but i had NO idea Shepherd was actually going to DIE xD LMAO

  • DAT ASSARI

  • Owned.

  • looks like shepard had one hell of a time.

  • That is one hardcore STD

  • HAhahahahahha! The other option is the shit, "No thanks, I'd rather live."

  • XD that sux!!

    

  • wow... must see shepard face at 01:25 lol... and i want to know one thing: why all asari u f*** they say "embrace ethernity"?...

  • I'm sure this was put in just in case people were stupid enough to view Morinth sympathetically. Her situation may suck but she's unapologetically killed hundreds if not thousands of people. She's a monster and this here was Bioware's way of saying "don't be such a dumbass all your life."

  • femme fatale?

  • Imagine trying to explain that one later. Morinth will run out there " oh shit guys I killed Shepard!" then they will all freak, and the galaxy will fall. I mean really, it's at the point were shepard is the only person in the galaxy who can save them and you kill her from sex. Your screwed. Better run out of there and take the escape pod, leave a note that says " sorry. Good luck with the war"

  • there should be a bgm playin lonelys islands i just had sex XD

  • That's some killer sex....D: