your a dumbass bro!! i work for dominos.... The you got thirty min promo was for you dumbass customers to be ready in thirty min... read the box dumbass
you are the last person that is articulate. claiming you are articulate, you would have understood that it is an estimate. most of the deliveries are made within 30 minutes. you're bitching about this is the reason why two dominos employees were just arrested for contaminating your food. all your bitching and complaining and then claiming you looooooove dominos. i personally wouldn't do it, but i see why. i sense a lil' fart on the 'ol pepperoni!!!
if you read the damn box, it says 30 minutes is an estimate. i just say if you want your pizza in 30 or less minutes, if you are really that fucking hungry and impatient get off your lazy ass and come get it yourself.
It says ON THE BOX that you got 30min. When you place an order on the phone, the last thing they say is "Thanks. You got 30 minutes". So clearly, regardless of it being an "estimate", it's something they WANT everyone to expect --- 30min delivery --- yet not something they're promising. It's ridiculous.
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This rant would have been more accurate if it went something like, "I hate it when I don't pay attention and make assumptions." The commercials never "alluded" to a guarantee. They had disclaimers on the ads and in print material. No matter how carefully company's word their ads, there will always be idiots who misunderstand them. You're just one of those guys that makes it necessary for companies to put common sense warnings on everything. (Don't stand on the top step on a stepladder.)
Just dont take it out on the drivers by stiffing them. They dont make the rules, they just work there. Because of this stupid promotion, drivers get a lot of shit from the customers.
this one customer the other night got a snotty attitude because her order took 45 minutes. she asked if I got lost and I felt like telling her " no bitch! You may talk to your kids that way but not to me! I am an adult!" All I said was "No!"
what ar you bitching for geek, i wanna beat the shit outta you. You need to watch your fucking back. If you have 2 minues and 33 seconds to make a vdeo about the dominoes 30 minute promotion you need to go beat off. you are a sad mother fucker. Get a life.
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I know you're pissed of, but if Dominos says to their drivers that the pizza should be deliverd in 30 minutes or less, the delivery experts won't drive safely and responsible. Sometimes the driver makes an accident, beacause "that promise". Or even worse, a driver can die because he hasn't driven safely and responsible. So we from domino's tell our drivers to be as fast as possible, but they absolutly shouldn't ignore the rules on the road. And that's 1 of the reasons we're sometimes late.
listen i'm all for the safety of the drivers... but then Domino's shouldn't say "30 Minutes or Less" b/c it indicates that there's some sort of compensation if it takes longer. Sounds like the company wants to make it sound like they'll get your pizza to your in half an hour w/o actually trying.
Years ago Domino's was sued for their 30 minute time and a driver was rushing to get a delivery done and he was involved in a car accident - was surprised that they still offer the 30 minute deal. I like Papa John's better anyway.
I hate false advertisement ! ...all corporate companies do this to the customers.. its no exception that fucking dominoes does this too....
If they are so god damn worried about their stupid employees not getting into an accident for running late then why set up a a whole campaign that runs on 30 god damn minutes.....
You should come to Cali. they actually brought my pizza in 30 mins. but im guessing theres other ppl like u waiting for the pizza in 30 mins... Dominos has disapoint me
oMG!!!! you live in NY the home of the Bestest pizza in the world??!! and you order pizza from Domino's?? I am so shocked I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight ;-P
Billy, this video is not about pizza. It's about a corporation that runs their ENTIRE business on the "30 minutes" platform. I was completely under the impression that it was 30 minutes or free. Furthermore, pizza *is* a serious topic. Moreover, don't dictate how Chris should make videos.
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Don't dictate how I should make a comment either. I'm saying there is so much passion and anger about this that there are bigger issues in the world than to flip out about a pizza that didn't arrive on time.
I'm sort of new. I've been watching you for about a month and love your videos. Hey, You have every right to flip out about anything you like. It just seemed like a lot of enery and passion for a pizza thats all. You know the expression...pick your battles. Just seems like there are bigger things to flip out about.
You'll learn quick with this channel that Chris is passionate about EVERYTHING. That's what makes him interesting. He is totally not predictable. He is on my shortlist of must watch videos, always.
I think I live in the wrong city, or perhaps country because there is no way I would see my pizza arrive anytime sooner than an hour! Loved your video by the way!! :)
If it'd been me, I think the most I'd have been able to articulate for a video like this would be "BITCH Y U LATE".
I don't think the 30-minute advertisement is fair if it's something they're not going to enforce, whatever reasons aside. I guess I should be glad I'm a Papa John's enthusiast. ;)
Peppes Pizza in Norway guaranteed delivery (within 60 minutes though). If it got there 1 minute past you wouldn´t have to pay. Now that´s how it should be!! (Needless to say, the longest it ever took was 59 minutes. Man was we hoping for it to get there 3 minutes later...)
YES I dont blame you they used to say" get it in 30 mins or it free" I think what happened is that they got burnt too many times and they stopped it. but your Right that is false advertising!! OTHER resturants here tried that stunt too but it failed miserably.
one time dominos didnt even show up to my house! We rang an hour and a half later and they had to place our order in again and offered us a free garlic bread.. which they forgot to bring when they finally made it.. 2 and a half hours later..
I like to think that I'm usually a nice person but make me wait too long for my food and I'll get very cranky.
That's why I have a love hate relationship with duck confit. It's the best thing in the world but it has to mascerate in jars for months to be perfect...MONTHS for crying out loud! I am so rambling here.
I love how u are so angry. That's how I get when I'm hungry too. Shoot!
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your a dumbass bro!! i work for dominos.... The you got thirty min promo was for you dumbass customers to be ready in thirty min... read the box dumbass
fyearta 1 year ago
wow.... fag, fat ass... lol
mannyr1031 2 years ago
Too much vacuuming time...
DrKristiPTSD 2 years ago
you are the last person that is articulate. claiming you are articulate, you would have understood that it is an estimate. most of the deliveries are made within 30 minutes. you're bitching about this is the reason why two dominos employees were just arrested for contaminating your food. all your bitching and complaining and then claiming you looooooove dominos. i personally wouldn't do it, but i see why. i sense a lil' fart on the 'ol pepperoni!!!
mrbeefyndaflesh 2 years ago
im not gonna lie the last part of your comment the i sense a lil fart on the ol peperoni is funny i laughe out loud litterally
novafayelarkin 2 years ago
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Who Really Gives a Shit You Prick.
nappyho26 2 years ago
if you read the damn box, it says 30 minutes is an estimate. i just say if you want your pizza in 30 or less minutes, if you are really that fucking hungry and impatient get off your lazy ass and come get it yourself.
robmac36067 3 years ago
It says ON THE BOX that you got 30min. When you place an order on the phone, the last thing they say is "Thanks. You got 30 minutes". So clearly, regardless of it being an "estimate", it's something they WANT everyone to expect --- 30min delivery --- yet not something they're promising. It's ridiculous.
littleBIGGERchris 3 years ago 4
i work for dominos and you are by the far the biggest fag ever!!! stop ordering if ur gonna bitch about stupid childish shit!
mcameron5849 1 year ago
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This rant would have been more accurate if it went something like, "I hate it when I don't pay attention and make assumptions." The commercials never "alluded" to a guarantee. They had disclaimers on the ads and in print material. No matter how carefully company's word their ads, there will always be idiots who misunderstand them. You're just one of those guys that makes it necessary for companies to put common sense warnings on everything. (Don't stand on the top step on a stepladder.)
spok28 3 years ago
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The funniest part of this idiotic rant is that he had to look online for the disclaimer, when it's written ON THE F***ING BOX! Hahaha!!
Also, the "you must ask for this offer" was referring to whatever special you were looking at online, you tard, not the "You Got 30 Minutes" slogan.
I can only hope you don't offer your seed to anyone.
Stumanji77 3 years ago
I offer my seed to my bf every night, actually.
littleBIGGERchris 3 years ago
Just dont take it out on the drivers by stiffing them. They dont make the rules, they just work there. Because of this stupid promotion, drivers get a lot of shit from the customers.
Tebok73509 3 years ago 2
this one customer the other night got a snotty attitude because her order took 45 minutes. she asked if I got lost and I felt like telling her " no bitch! You may talk to your kids that way but not to me! I am an adult!" All I said was "No!"
hunhun23 3 years ago
how far do u live frum the dominoes!!! i live kinda close to 1 nd it always is on time!!! but yea false advertisment is a bitch!!!!
ashpash0812 3 years ago
dominos took me 48 minutes to get my dam pizza i would say i now i like jerrys pizza
RealSonia 3 years ago
mine took 50 and i tried to get a free pizza coupon out of it but then was directed to that small print. grrrr
TheWillofDC 3 years ago
what ar you bitching for geek, i wanna beat the shit outta you. You need to watch your fucking back. If you have 2 minues and 33 seconds to make a vdeo about the dominoes 30 minute promotion you need to go beat off. you are a sad mother fucker. Get a life.
obamaheartsbigcock 3 years ago
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I know you're pissed of, but if Dominos says to their drivers that the pizza should be deliverd in 30 minutes or less, the delivery experts won't drive safely and responsible. Sometimes the driver makes an accident, beacause "that promise". Or even worse, a driver can die because he hasn't driven safely and responsible. So we from domino's tell our drivers to be as fast as possible, but they absolutly shouldn't ignore the rules on the road. And that's 1 of the reasons we're sometimes late.
krdegraaf2020 3 years ago
listen i'm all for the safety of the drivers... but then Domino's shouldn't say "30 Minutes or Less" b/c it indicates that there's some sort of compensation if it takes longer. Sounds like the company wants to make it sound like they'll get your pizza to your in half an hour w/o actually trying.
littleBIGGERchris 3 years ago 3
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They stopped the "30 minutes or it's free" thing because they had too many accidents.
Chill.
TsubasaEmoFool 3 years ago
lol, that was random, you angry is fun to watch.
but don't do it often cuz thats not healthy
ThePianoChild 3 years ago
Years ago Domino's was sued for their 30 minute time and a driver was rushing to get a delivery done and he was involved in a car accident - was surprised that they still offer the 30 minute deal. I like Papa John's better anyway.
hang in there Chris
Rambleredhead 3 years ago
I'm never happy about eating pizza. LOL
Petrades 3 years ago
I hate false advertisement ! ...all corporate companies do this to the customers.. its no exception that fucking dominoes does this too....
If they are so god damn worried about their stupid employees not getting into an accident for running late then why set up a a whole campaign that runs on 30 god damn minutes.....
besides... fucking nasty dominoes pizza tastes sick....
ooMikazukioo 3 years ago 3
You should come to Cali. they actually brought my pizza in 30 mins. but im guessing theres other ppl like u waiting for the pizza in 30 mins... Dominos has disapoint me
cell86 3 years ago
By the by, Chris, I truly enjoy your videos.
itcamefromabove 3 years ago
That's what my ex-boyfriend said once about a certain body part....
30 minutes... 35 minutes.... 45 and still nothing.
And just like you, Chris, I still ate that pizza.
itcamefromabove 3 years ago
oMG!!!! you live in NY the home of the Bestest pizza in the world??!! and you order pizza from Domino's?? I am so shocked I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight ;-P
(((hUgS, bruce)))
jusguyz 3 years ago
WTF.....ITS PIZZA!!!!!! Send that emotion and conviction to making change to something that counts.
Billydude9 3 years ago
Billy, this video is not about pizza. It's about a corporation that runs their ENTIRE business on the "30 minutes" platform. I was completely under the impression that it was 30 minutes or free. Furthermore, pizza *is* a serious topic. Moreover, don't dictate how Chris should make videos.
UndeclaredNation 3 years ago
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Don't dictate how I should make a comment either. I'm saying there is so much passion and anger about this that there are bigger issues in the world than to flip out about a pizza that didn't arrive on time.
Billydude9 3 years ago
Are you new to my channel? ALL I DO is flip out about things that don't matter.
littleBIGGERchris 3 years ago
I'm sort of new. I've been watching you for about a month and love your videos. Hey, You have every right to flip out about anything you like. It just seemed like a lot of enery and passion for a pizza thats all. You know the expression...pick your battles. Just seems like there are bigger things to flip out about.
Billydude9 3 years ago
You'll learn quick with this channel that Chris is passionate about EVERYTHING. That's what makes him interesting. He is totally not predictable. He is on my shortlist of must watch videos, always.
UndeclaredNation 3 years ago
That freaking Domino's. There going to get in trouble for this because I'm sure you're not the only one to have had this happen.
Drew8472 3 years ago
I wouldn't eat domino's first there pizza tastes like cardboard and second they are homaphobic!!!!!
rawbearar 3 years ago
it's supposed to be 30 minutes or the pizza's free. I guess they're too cheap to do that anymore. like they don't make enough money the way it is.
brennahell 3 years ago
what a little biatch
eyeSIREN 3 years ago
fu-nny!
"I'm going to eat this pizza, but I'm not happy about it."
I love how you said you are going to eat the pizza as in "I am soooo mad I am going to eat the whole damn pizza so it's out of my sight!"
5 stars.
DrawLove 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHA.... you are so right.
shav0nne 3 years ago
I always get my piza within 15 minutes :)
because they ar just on the other side of
the street where I live :)
aintnonerd 3 years ago
This video made me order a pizza last night, =P
mrbroadwaydork 3 years ago
I think I live in the wrong city, or perhaps country because there is no way I would see my pizza arrive anytime sooner than an hour! Loved your video by the way!! :)
drifter2006ca 3 years ago
I was pissed off the other night too.
Took them a freaking hour to deliver.
When it comes to '30 Minutes,' Dominos just doesn't deliver.
AdolfoBlogs 3 years ago
this is why we love you! love the chris rants
payette 3 years ago
That's why Pizza Hut is better =0)
DonnieHoffmann 3 years ago
I think this is the next Chris Crocker video. Perhaps Pizza Hut will use this for their commercials.
fflybz 3 years ago
Chris,
You must be REALLY hungry!
LMAO.
fflybz 3 years ago
If it'd been me, I think the most I'd have been able to articulate for a video like this would be "BITCH Y U LATE".
I don't think the 30-minute advertisement is fair if it's something they're not going to enforce, whatever reasons aside. I guess I should be glad I'm a Papa John's enthusiast. ;)
d2dfff 3 years ago
Peppes Pizza in Norway guaranteed delivery (within 60 minutes though). If it got there 1 minute past you wouldn´t have to pay. Now that´s how it should be!! (Needless to say, the longest it ever took was 59 minutes. Man was we hoping for it to get there 3 minutes later...)
ppsthlm 3 years ago
YES I dont blame you they used to say" get it in 30 mins or it free" I think what happened is that they got burnt too many times and they stopped it. but your Right that is false advertising!! OTHER resturants here tried that stunt too but it failed miserably.
Take care Chris.
puffyjo 3 years ago 6
one time dominos didnt even show up to my house! We rang an hour and a half later and they had to place our order in again and offered us a free garlic bread.. which they forgot to bring when they finally made it.. 2 and a half hours later..
realityb3n 3 years ago
Awesome Point Chris! You Tell Those Bastards!
5/5!
Tripsareforkids 3 years ago
chris! You shouldn't have to pay if it's late, didn't they have a deal like that once?
nise612 3 years ago 3
Amen!
I like to think that I'm usually a nice person but make me wait too long for my food and I'll get very cranky.
That's why I have a love hate relationship with duck confit. It's the best thing in the world but it has to mascerate in jars for months to be perfect...MONTHS for crying out loud! I am so rambling here.
davidivivid 3 years ago 2
omgahhh i had this convo with my dominos guy. i cursed his ass out. i was likeeee why the fuck do you even say it
lilheir 3 years ago
Chris,
They SUCK! The food anyway. I just don't like the taste of it. Don't EVER complain about food before you get it Chris! They'll spooge or spit in it!
Are you a bear when you don't eat? I know I am. I HATE waiting to eat.
NEEDED QUESTION: How far is the restaurant from your home, in miles?
You crack me up!
BionicPepsi 3 years ago
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Their drivers got into too many accidents because of the 30 min promise... so they had to remove it... as a promise...
fozzybear702 3 years ago
it's because your profession is in customer service. You expect the same consideration from others. It can be VERY frustrating
CoDee2U 3 years ago
I agree. It looks like the whole 30 minutes thing is simply a ploy and seemingly dishonest.
lensherr82 3 years ago 11
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Yeah. Either bring back the 30-minute guarantee, or get rid of the "You Got 30 Minutes" slogan all together.
SwingBatta0 1 year ago
well I just hope the pizza is good
your glasses are cute
and yeah thats is really misleading - but they just want your money
GayBot6900 3 years ago
those bastards.
raullara 3 years ago